So I Trapped 100 Players in a Tiny 5x5 Border World

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2019
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    I got 100 of my twitch subscribers to try and survive in a 5x5 area on my server
    Filmed Live on Twitch: / wilbursoot
    Follow me: / wilbursoot
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    Edited: / elodie.gif
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    Music used:
    Incompetech - Kevin Macleod
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @lukeedbrooke4903
    @lukeedbrooke4903 3 года назад +9673

    Wilbur: would you rather fight toddlers or-
    Techno: I wanna fight some toddlers
    Wilbur: I wasn't done with my que-
    Techno: those kids are getting s l a p p e d

  • @user-xl2ru5dq6r
    @user-xl2ru5dq6r 3 года назад +4723

    4:12
    "Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me"
    - Technoblade 2019

    • @kanewien
      @kanewien 3 года назад +59

      Lol we both watched this wayyy later when it was posted I also didn't even see the stream (I also was the 120th like XD

    • @Jay___________________
      @Jay___________________ 3 года назад +30

      @@kanewien cringe

    • @ccjangel1002
      @ccjangel1002 3 года назад +88

      @@Jay___________________ calling someone cringe is cringe

    • @Jay___________________
      @Jay___________________ 3 года назад +8

      @@ccjangel1002 nope

    • @lukakaps9548
      @lukakaps9548 3 года назад +37

      @@Jay___________________ but there is no way saying nope isnt cringe

  • @milkwastakenn
    @milkwastakenn Год назад +3050

    philza and techno messing around and breaking the game. im gonna miss these moments. fly high techno

    • @sandydog3746
      @sandydog3746 Год назад +50

      Techno never dies

    • @Courtney-yw5cv
      @Courtney-yw5cv Год назад +17

      I would like but the likes are at 69

    • @Cottons_.
      @Cottons_. Год назад +30

      He used the Elytra from the vid to fly to heaven to defeat God

    • @w0rmbr41nzz
      @w0rmbr41nzz Год назад +2

      silence.

    • @ACE_0_SPADES
      @ACE_0_SPADES Год назад +4

      who tf is techno? is he friends with wilbur or sum?

  • @RandoCosmo
    @RandoCosmo Год назад +903

    the fact that it wasn’t just random viewers, but Phil, Sneegsnag, Grunk, Charlie, Luke and Techno in there too without being in a call with Wilbur and just being normal minecraft players and then achieving godhood is hilarious and wholesome to me.

  • @loweffortspeedster
    @loweffortspeedster 3 года назад +4285

    "Josh, I want you to restart the server in hardcore mode."
    Philza: ah shit, here we go again

    • @cybercritterowo
      @cybercritterowo 3 года назад +71

      those two guys with a zombie and spider skin

    • @strateupgamr7
      @strateupgamr7 3 года назад +64

      @@cybercritterowo PHILZAAAAAA!!!!
      WATCH OUUUTTTT!!!!!!!!!

    • @cannicole
      @cannicole 3 года назад +46

      *baby zombie sound intensifies*

    • @chuuyanakaharas
      @chuuyanakaharas 3 года назад +8

      @@strateupgamr7 LMAOOO

    • @oliviagrace6914
      @oliviagrace6914 2 года назад +5

      For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16❤️

  • @cloudking4896
    @cloudking4896 3 года назад +2634

    "Who should we teleport? Let's teleport Philza, the guy that never dies." The first time I saw this video I had no clue who Philza was, now that I know that's so much fuckin' funnier.

    • @doubleslashkarma
      @doubleslashkarma 3 года назад +126

      Ph1lza had a good run

    • @ash-ck2dj
      @ash-ck2dj 3 года назад +132

      i feel ur pain, i had no idea who techno or phil were the first time i watched this and rewatching this literally has me dying of laughter

    • @Doge__
      @Doge__ 3 года назад +55

      I don't know who Philza is... Can anyone explain?
      I hear Wilbur and TommyInit occasionally mention him in their streams when he is in the chat.
      But other than that I have literally no clue. 😅

    • @ash-ck2dj
      @ash-ck2dj 3 года назад +68

      @@Doge__ hes another streamer/youtuber, wilbur and tommy mention him a lot because theyre friends

    • @Doge__
      @Doge__ 3 года назад +6

      @@ash-ck2dj oh ok thank you so much! 😊❤

  • @annlytical745
    @annlytical745 2 года назад +358

    Wilbur- "Josh I want you to restart this world to hardcore"
    Phil- *war flashbacks to the baby zombie incident* Alright. Let's do this.

  • @Key_AO
    @Key_AO 2 года назад +819

    Will is the kind of guy who sees a microphone filter and asks: "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer

    • @atomic_blonde.
      @atomic_blonde. Год назад +7

      PLEASE THIS IS *GOLD*

    • @Hey-gc6on
      @Hey-gc6on Год назад +4

      I can’t tell if this was before the vlog or not, I think it was made on the exact same day

    • @Hey-gc6on
      @Hey-gc6on Год назад +4

      Why is this the first thing you think to do?

    • @digitalreko
      @digitalreko 8 месяцев назад

      @@atomic_blonde.will GOLD

    • @echo.location
      @echo.location 4 месяца назад

      @@atomic_blonde.yes it is gold. william gold ‼️

  • @lucdhecc9398
    @lucdhecc9398 3 года назад +13010

    Techno at the beginning of the server: Bullied ruthlessly
    Techno at the end of the server: I am inevitable

    • @sirlunchbox5125
      @sirlunchbox5125 3 года назад +42

      1k likes and only one comment

    • @sovietnationalism5240
      @sovietnationalism5240 3 года назад +10

      @Bioraual Owned so hard that you didn't even respond

    • @sovietnationalism5240
      @sovietnationalism5240 3 года назад +10

      @@welshiteTF2 Bioraual insults are as weak as his dad's pull-out game.

    • @mathewzheng4992
      @mathewzheng4992 3 года назад +7

      @Bioraual XD if you dont find it funny keep it to yourself why u gotta openly tell him hes not funny ? that just seems rude and uncalled for. If you have a better joke lets hear it XD

    • @thethe6604
      @thethe6604 3 года назад

      @@mathewzheng4992 it’s a opinion don’t let bring you down everyone has their own opinion there entitled to it

  • @jelbra
    @jelbra 3 года назад +5083

    Philza when using hacks: gives everyone good stuff
    Techno when using hacks: KILL KILL KILL

    • @kitkatmelon
      @kitkatmelon 3 года назад +21

      69th like 😏

    • @ronin747
      @ronin747 3 года назад +15

      @@kitkatmelon haha funny number

    • @azrizalhassan8450
      @azrizalhassan8450 3 года назад +3

      Wheres a comment about LukeOrSomething dude

    • @Haylie-
      @Haylie- 3 года назад +8

      @@kitkatmelon Yeah I know! Isn't it awsome how there is 69 likes just like there are 69 mobs in minecraft!? RIGHTTT!!!??!?!?!??!

    • @carolineharrison8260
      @carolineharrison8260 3 года назад +3

      Noice

  • @amywhitehead1430
    @amywhitehead1430 2 года назад +129

    To be honest, that ended exactly how it should’ve. Techno flying around in full enchanted diamond armour in a finale 1v1 with Charlie and then Charlie just jumping because he knew he didn’t stand a chance 😂

    • @midnightmoon_15
      @midnightmoon_15 9 месяцев назад +3

      I died during that part lol the way Charlie took one look at techno freaking flying and was like ‘ yep im out’

  • @himynameiskobey.7994
    @himynameiskobey.7994 2 года назад +174

    Techno and Philza just showing up is so wholesome. They knew Wilbur was doing something and they wanted to see.

  • @hydryx9244
    @hydryx9244 2 года назад +2817

    Techno at the beginning: *getting bullied *
    Techno at the end: *snaps his fingers*

    • @anonymousperson4712
      @anonymousperson4712 2 года назад +41

      He doesn't snap his fingers he just beats up orphans

    • @unknownincognito2425
      @unknownincognito2425 2 года назад +2

      @@Slippery_Crusader shut up

    • @unknownincognito2425
      @unknownincognito2425 2 года назад +1

      @@Slippery_Crusader i was just doing it for a joke but ok sure

    • @KRAstudios
      @KRAstudios 2 года назад +16

      @@anonymousperson4712 who are the orphans gonna tell? There parents?-

    • @bofsuu3570
      @bofsuu3570 2 года назад +4

      @@KRAstudios oh fuck-
      oh shit-

  • @winterfox0138
    @winterfox0138 4 года назад +2497

    4:12 "Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me" -Techno

  • @ExceededTag6048
    @ExceededTag6048 Год назад +91

    Little did he know, Feinberg actually went on to become literally one of the best speed runners for the all advancements speedrun category, and broke the world record many times. Truly a king

    • @anne6234
      @anne6234 Год назад +2

      Wait fr?

    • @NarestWhal
      @NarestWhal Год назад +10

      @@anne6234 2:33:02 aa wr, hes officially 49 minutes and 2 seconds ahead of 2nd place (ignoring 7 of his own runs that are faster than 2nd) and 1 hour and 31 seconds ahead of third (yet again ignoring 10 of his runs)

    • @bobosaurus331
      @bobosaurus331 3 месяца назад +1

      I saw that and thought, is that THE feinberg!?

    • @Bodewastaken
      @Bodewastaken 3 месяца назад

      I knew I heard the name before

  • @penqin9601
    @penqin9601 2 года назад +53

    "It's always a good idea to put lots of people who hate each other in a tiny space"
    Thank you for explaining the history of Europe.

  • @jimmoody6991
    @jimmoody6991 3 года назад +1619

    Wilbur: Today I'll be putting my viewers into a 5x5 world boarder
    Technoblade: These people are insects to me, they should be honored that it is I that will bring their deaths

  • @reubnn3386
    @reubnn3386 3 года назад +1969

    Techno: Me fly
    Charlie: *Suicide is the only option*

    • @reet7060
      @reet7060 3 года назад +39

      I started screeching. This is definitely the most chaotic Minecraft video I’ve ever watched.

    • @marijnpouwels4619
      @marijnpouwels4619 3 года назад +18

      Technoplane is to op

    • @namelesschannel4103
      @namelesschannel4103 3 года назад +7

      why the f*ck did he have an elytra?!

    • @Fakecak3
      @Fakecak3 3 года назад +3

      @@namelesschannel4103 End loot. Was in the chest Phil gave out

    • @hagger4858
      @hagger4858 3 года назад

      technoblade nnnnneverdies(it's writen in the way techno says it)

  • @pretoxgaming8627
    @pretoxgaming8627 2 года назад +99

    It's not that techno has op items, and immortality, he just has a good gaming chair

    • @nkogneatoo
      @nkogneatoo Год назад +6

      Dont forget the very nice elbows

  • @TheunrealToxic
    @TheunrealToxic 2 года назад +48

    Yk, I watched this years ago and I had no idea who Phil, Techno, and Sneeg were.
    Seeing who they are NOW is honestly hilarious

  • @lavender3944
    @lavender3944 2 года назад +5920

    Techno just slowly having a villain arc after he accidentally killed Phil-

    • @hzjsamv6953
      @hzjsamv6953 2 года назад +131

      Techno was like Kakashi but with hatred

    • @0bs1d1anKn1ght
      @0bs1d1anKn1ght 2 года назад +43

      the end is near at this rate

    • @excavator_man
      @excavator_man 2 года назад +18

      He’s like that terminator from skeppy s video

    • @technobladefan7791
      @technobladefan7791 2 года назад +20

      True.
      But was it really a *villain* arc?

    • @duckworth9896
      @duckworth9896 2 года назад +6

      Foreshadowing

  • @Even_HB
    @Even_HB 2 года назад +2479

    Charli: i will jump when pigs fly.
    Techno:

    • @ingenuity23
      @ingenuity23 2 года назад +12

      🤣🤣

    • @jelly_queen2557
      @jelly_queen2557 2 года назад +13

      I have been laughing for past hour help

    • @Poopstick-rw1ey
      @Poopstick-rw1ey 2 года назад

      @eminem Na nannan. . And . . . . And an an an na na na na na na nun kwkwkwkwowowowowowowowowo

    • @luwwy6589
      @luwwy6589 2 года назад +2

      @@Poopstick-rw1ey na na nananananananananana owowowowowowowowowokekekekekekekekepopopopopopopopopopopo

    • @Poopstick-rw1ey
      @Poopstick-rw1ey 2 года назад

      @@luwwy6589 Manamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanaamanamanamanamanamannananaamanamanamanaamnamanamanmaamanamanamanamnamanamamamamamanamowowowowowowowoowowowouwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwwuuuwuwwuuwuwwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwwuwu mama?

  • @joekeogh6426
    @joekeogh6426 Год назад +220

    Techno has always and will forever be my favourite Minecraft player

  • @atlashaugen4219
    @atlashaugen4219 Год назад +17

    i love how almost immediately after being allowed to hack, Philza tried to crash the server (thats exactly what those chests are made to do)

    • @jabix1
      @jabix1 Год назад

      Those are end city chests he wasn’t crashing he was just getting gear

  • @brightish8570
    @brightish8570 4 года назад +7385

    Techno’s fans: why don’ you ever upload
    techno:

    • @buphonia
      @buphonia 4 года назад +60

      Brightish true

    • @SgwiggleMonSquiggles
      @SgwiggleMonSquiggles 3 года назад +311

      I think Technoblade should up upload his perspective It would be really funny.

    • @KieDieStudio
      @KieDieStudio 3 года назад +110

      He's having fun, on other youtuber's video. Errr...i mean server

    • @fluffofoxo8824
      @fluffofoxo8824 3 года назад +57

      He just vibing

    • @q.479
      @q.479 3 года назад +7

      lmfao

  • @gojuerin135
    @gojuerin135 3 года назад +1876

    4:12 Techno in chat: "Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me"

    • @averageidiot5792
      @averageidiot5792 2 года назад +43

      I was scrolling to see if someone mentioned that-

    • @memekip555
      @memekip555 2 года назад +6

      @@insert_artist_here532 are you by any chance from Alabama?

    • @mallowanimationsyt4646
      @mallowanimationsyt4646 2 года назад +3

      Oh god I see that now XD

    • @dr.phil2jr.3iii45
      @dr.phil2jr.3iii45 2 года назад +6

      @sussy imposter cause everyone skipped over it

    • @death-moth
      @death-moth 2 года назад

      @@insert_artist_here532 to be honest (I could be wrong) I thought they were asking you because of your name but oh well...

  • @bumblebeerror9019
    @bumblebeerror9019 2 года назад +37

    Phil knows exactly where his bread is buttered when it comes to outfitting techno lmao.

  • @bumblebeerror9019
    @bumblebeerror9019 2 года назад +16

    I love Phil’s hacking being purely to make a bunch of enchanted armour for people to take

  • @realperson9951
    @realperson9951 4 года назад +1676

    techno: **starts flying**
    charlie: aight imma head out

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 4 года назад +27

      That was the guy from SootHouse.

    • @TawnyCypress79
      @TawnyCypress79 4 года назад +56

      @@Cera_01 I think you mean *SootHous*

    • @0L3N7
      @0L3N7 4 года назад +4

      Charlie from soothous

  • @faf0
    @faf0 2 года назад +16

    27:45 R.I.P Feinberg frist king of 5x5 world

    • @Adwertise
      @Adwertise Год назад

      dont worry, he went on to become a top speedrunner

  • @cedsgm9205
    @cedsgm9205 Год назад +124

    I laughed so hard when Wilbur said "I wanna get in that girls hole"

    • @PixieChapstick
      @PixieChapstick Год назад +10

      ME TOO why is nobody talking about that??

    • @littlenightlight4378
      @littlenightlight4378 Год назад +5

      Glad i wasnt the only one i laughted harder than i want to admit

    • @cedsgm9205
      @cedsgm9205 Год назад +5

      @@PixieChapstick I have no idea, I guess people don't want admit that they got that type of humour.

  • @kusamoon.
    @kusamoon. 3 года назад +2155

    Different people hacking:
    The dad, Philza: FREE STUFF GUYS
    The flyers, Grunk, etc: YO IMMA BIRD
    The psychopath, Techno: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    • @reirnz
      @reirnz 3 года назад +1

      299th like

    • @hagger4858
      @hagger4858 3 года назад +9

      i dont think techno hacked i just think someone gave him speed

    • @chuuyanakaharas
      @chuuyanakaharas 3 года назад +11

      @@hagger4858 even better, if he isnt hacking he still kills

    • @kaicommited9245
      @kaicommited9245 3 года назад

      LMAO

    • @cxtcutsml706
      @cxtcutsml706 3 года назад

      @@chuuyanakaharas He’s hacking but at least he got the skills 👌

  • @joemorris3638
    @joemorris3638 3 года назад +8402

    Can we just talk about how fast Phil and techno got their hacks up

    • @theirishboah8385
      @theirishboah8385 3 года назад +383

      You know they plan that when it happened.

    • @firkejdjneii28283
      @firkejdjneii28283 3 года назад +558

      fake news techno only use hacks on hypixel

    • @meganbriana5
      @meganbriana5 3 года назад +123

      i don’t think techno was actually hacking

    • @Dymoond
      @Dymoond 3 года назад +38

      @@meganbriana5 17:08

    • @aozzya1563
      @aozzya1563 3 года назад +94

      @@meganbriana5 He was like holding shift and running and stuff

  • @IAmMythical
    @IAmMythical Год назад +18

    Feinberg… the legend he has become today, he deserved that crown…

  • @hercorememories
    @hercorememories Год назад +17

    Everyone: watching techno on his rampage
    Me: watching a happy reunion of two lovers in the chat

    • @Val-we5gp
      @Val-we5gp Год назад

      Please when 😭😭

  • @Shadow-876
    @Shadow-876 4 года назад +3158

    So we're not gonna talk about the fact techno killed blinded man and stole his horse? Mkay

  • @demarcusfanpage3719
    @demarcusfanpage3719 4 года назад +2590

    Charlie commiting suicide immediately and then Techno flying above his inventory is a cinematic masterpiece on its own

    • @Lumidon
      @Lumidon 3 года назад +18

      Make it a movie

    • @envoxity9544
      @envoxity9544 3 года назад +16

      @@Lumidon i would watch it. What else can i watch? Ive already watched all my movies. Aaaand i have like 500, maybe 600 idk but i have a lot.

    • @Lumidon
      @Lumidon 3 года назад +3

      @@envoxity9544 Oof.

    • @typicalfella
      @typicalfella 3 года назад +9

      Timestamp?

    • @baconboy486
      @baconboy486 3 года назад +3

      When I liked your comment, it went from 2.1k likes to 2.2k likes! (Also I know that no one cares or asked)

  • @andrewler13theundeadwarrio51
    @andrewler13theundeadwarrio51 Год назад +10

    3:50 TECHNO IS IN THE PIT?!?
    6:21 But then he left the game.
    6:36 When did ph1lzA get here.
    7:46 Techno blade drowns
    Wilbur/Will doesn't count for time stamps.
    9:52 Techno has a Daimond sword
    11:12 The Thief

  • @matiasgaming4971
    @matiasgaming4971 Год назад +4

    It just dawned on me what sword Techno had. It was Phil's god sword from his creative inventory. So in other terms, a sharp 255 sword.
    R.I.P. Technoblade

  • @nootaboot7042
    @nootaboot7042 4 года назад +2668

    "wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me"
    -technoblade

  • @MeboDotExe
    @MeboDotExe 3 года назад +11885

    Techno’s story is a tale of revenge. A true cinematic masterpiece. A tale exacting vengeance on people who have wronged him. Legendary.

  • @Yah.so.no.
    @Yah.so.no. 2 года назад +16

    12:18 surprising Phil is there instead of trying to beat the game

  • @doodlesforthought
    @doodlesforthought Год назад +6

    Wilber: “Life- Finds a way.”
    Everyone else: Just kills each other in the background.

  • @ebanana9791
    @ebanana9791 3 года назад +9312

    Technoblade does not hack, he tactically gives himself immortality by tactically using abilities.

    • @UwU-wp3lb
      @UwU-wp3lb 2 года назад +97

      No one noticed but Sneeg was also hereif u pause at 4:21

    • @kalidos7681
      @kalidos7681 2 года назад +48

      @@UwU-wp3lb So many youtuber where there

    • @happysongs4kyrone
      @happysongs4kyrone 2 года назад +59

      techno is just channeling the energy of power to give himself abilities that look like hacks
      Forpeoplewhoarecringeandwillsaythetechnicaltruthletmesayitforyou;technosneakingisavisualbugandhappensusuallywithdesync

    • @neongalaxy5252
      @neongalaxy5252 2 года назад +8

      congratulations on 500 likes

    • @averagegenzguy2751
      @averagegenzguy2751 2 года назад +4

      He legit only used crouch hacks, didn't didn't help him
      What a clown

  • @merklederp
    @merklederp 4 года назад +1938

    This has got to have a reboot like honestly like server with a hundred people have 20 minutes to prepare/ hide in a 10x10 area and then TechnoBlade just hunts

    • @landongaming7470
      @landongaming7470 4 года назад +16

      Merk LeDerp yes

    • @gabesleepy9240
      @gabesleepy9240 4 года назад +57

      look out.... 𝑇𝑒𝑐ℎ𝑛𝑜𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔.... prepare

    • @pillote1584
      @pillote1584 4 года назад +22

      You better watch out. You better watch out. YoU bEtTEr wAtCh oUt. MY BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!

    • @saml9263
      @saml9263 4 года назад +2

      good idea

    • @somekiwi7779
      @somekiwi7779 4 года назад

      I wholeheartedly agree

  • @jayaadithya
    @jayaadithya Год назад +3

    3:35 Feinberg king of All advancements speedrunning

  • @samihamchev9528
    @samihamchev9528 Год назад +7

    Watching Technoblade ruthlessly murder everyone gives me a sense of peace

  • @murderouscroww
    @murderouscroww 3 года назад +7701

    what ive gathered from this video: everyone wants to kill technoblade, no one wants to kill philza

    • @gasstationchickensandwich6800
      @gasstationchickensandwich6800 3 года назад +77

      This is true XD

    • @stormagedon3852
      @stormagedon3852 3 года назад +96

      @Sydney Hawkins technically he didn't mean to kill him so its still true

    • @daisysocks_
      @daisysocks_ 3 года назад +198

      Except for wilbur, who teleported him mercilessly into a cave full of mobs

    • @QRaine
      @QRaine 3 года назад +12

      @@daisysocks_ I- 😭

    • @aj.judge09
      @aj.judge09 3 года назад +91

      Everyone wants the glory of killing technoblade, nobody wants to challenge the hardcore boi

  • @agentmaryland1239
    @agentmaryland1239 4 года назад +3923

    I love how Techno went from being bullied, to being a genocidal monster

    • @azetac_
      @azetac_ 4 года назад +240

      *Pumped Up Kicks begins to faintly play in the distance*

    • @ethanstrait9938
      @ethanstrait9938 4 года назад +222

      “It’s like the American school system!”
      -Techno

    • @gnkpowerdroid9496
      @gnkpowerdroid9496 4 года назад +37

      ElectricDoggo sounds like hitler when you phrase it like that

    • @jonathanmoothart8038
      @jonathanmoothart8038 4 года назад +5

      It's ow it always goes, lol

    • @xlxsr893
      @xlxsr893 4 года назад +7

      Those darn video games turned him crazy obviously

  • @oopsie20201
    @oopsie20201 Год назад +5

    Everyone: talking about Phil and techno (rip)
    Me:so is no one gonna talk about the messages… no okay

  • @nathanl709
    @nathanl709 2 года назад +10

    "It's a great idea to put people who hate each other very close"
    Me having Dream SMP flashbacks

  • @mr.pen1560
    @mr.pen1560 3 года назад +6909

    I love how techno went into a blind rage after he killed Phil

    • @Soapia99th
      @Soapia99th 2 года назад +63

      Time stamp

    • @thefrostedflakes3265
      @thefrostedflakes3265 2 года назад +78

      @@Soapia99th 25:13

    • @moooonnsoon
      @moooonnsoon 2 года назад +14

      @@thefrostedflakes3265 you are a go

    • @fluffiu
      @fluffiu 2 года назад +197

      You see, Philza's dad energy counteracted Techno's need for blood and turned his energy to unhinged uncle energy
      When he killed Phil, he was no longer bound by Dadza to not shed as much blood as possible

    • @lwiksnnam3017
      @lwiksnnam3017 2 года назад +43

      like achilles after patroclus death

  • @hecc7906
    @hecc7906 4 года назад +9200

    Watching techno massacre everyone was like watching a serial killer documentary

    • @oscarstenderup
      @oscarstenderup 4 года назад +253

      Hecc But Its commentated by Wilbur as a sporting even

    • @harry-hz4fy
      @harry-hz4fy 4 года назад +15

      oscar Stenderup hahaha

    • @hecc7906
      @hecc7906 4 года назад +73

      @@shreeeze just the slow crouch walking was so intimidating

    • @regretgames5580
      @regretgames5580 4 года назад +53

      My favorite part is 28:40 with TechnoBlade The Angel of Death

    • @firesd7306
      @firesd7306 4 года назад +5

      Or undertale genocide...

  • @laurenismeme
    @laurenismeme Год назад +5

    Man got the all advancements world record man in his world
    *and didn’t even realize*

    • @idkwatthehec
      @idkwatthehec 5 месяцев назад

      i think fein hadnt gotten his aa wr yet when this vid came out

  • @Nick_7434
    @Nick_7434 Год назад +2

    Charlie god so overwhelemed by Techno's Elytra that he fell.
    I will always miss these videos.

  • @noxywoxy519
    @noxywoxy519 2 года назад +3367

    I could hear Phil laughing as he just gave everyone gear and Techno going *goose having an asthma attack laugh* when he just kills people

    • @finnsears6659
      @finnsears6659 2 года назад +19

      I vibe with your name

    • @shewolfblacklink1062
      @shewolfblacklink1062 2 года назад +41

      That description of Techno's laugh describes my laugh and that makes me happy...

    • @bofsuu3570
      @bofsuu3570 2 года назад +6

      @@shewolfblacklink1062 I-
      why is that also me

    • @dpmcfarland6897
      @dpmcfarland6897 2 года назад +8

      'going goose' is the perfect description

    • @Breve-might-be-here
      @Breve-might-be-here 2 года назад +6

      Consider: kazoo laughter

  • @9MillionAlligators
    @9MillionAlligators 3 года назад +2673

    There are 3 phases of these videos.
    1. AAHHHHHH CHAOS
    2. peace. tranquility. true inner peace.
    3. AAHHHHHH CHAOS

    • @breadyes9473
      @breadyes9473 3 года назад +14

      when is there peace

    • @likeyourowncommentnerd2389
      @likeyourowncommentnerd2389 2 года назад +44

      @@breadyes9473 There was never peace.....
      *It was all a lie*

    • @MxMcGeeky
      @MxMcGeeky 2 года назад +39

      @@breadyes9473 there’s always a brief second where Wilbur is touched by someone’s wholesomeness before Wilbur’s need for chaos hits it’s absolute peak.

    • @jameshalpin1274
      @jameshalpin1274 2 года назад +4

      Chaos 2 electric boogaloo

    • @daviclemons6910
      @daviclemons6910 2 года назад +7

      @@breadyes9473
      *Peace was never an option.*

  • @johnsimpsen5
    @johnsimpsen5 Год назад +8

    This is one of the first times I’ve seen technoblade as a person. Long live the king

  • @traceunknown5715
    @traceunknown5715 Год назад +8

    6:12 Literally New York City

  • @grandadmiralthrawn5962
    @grandadmiralthrawn5962 4 года назад +2443

    *walks into interview*
    "so what are your qualifications for this job."
    "ive killed technoblade himself."

    • @BahadurSingh-ip9rd
      @BahadurSingh-ip9rd 4 года назад +141

      "Oh shit right this way sir"

    • @josef7461
      @josef7461 4 года назад +9

      Whats the symbol in your pfp i can't place my finger on it

    • @ZylowHF
      @ZylowHF 4 года назад +14

      Well I killed the killer of killers of killers

    • @greenbeanbeing8410
      @greenbeanbeing8410 4 года назад +18

      “You’re skipping the whole job, SOMEONE FIRE THE FRIGGIN CEO”

    • @rsodrealm
      @rsodrealm 4 года назад +9

      A P P R O V E D

  • @merebronkmonnk7369
    @merebronkmonnk7369 3 года назад +3343

    Wilbur: now fight to the death
    Techno: *starts zooming around w hacks*
    Charlie: *just fucking jumps off the platform*
    Wilbur: -_-

    • @thealchemistking4063
      @thealchemistking4063 3 года назад +82

      He was just using an elytra and fireworks

    • @doge5762
      @doge5762 3 года назад +45

      Bruh u think elytra is hacks how bad are u

    • @OriJin.
      @OriJin. 3 года назад +11

      @@doge5762 techno was speed hacking in the vid lmfao

    • @averagegenzguy2751
      @averagegenzguy2751 3 года назад +18

      @@OriJin. yes nerd, but you might notice the inclusion of "Charlie: just jumps off the freaking platform", which happend after Techno started flying using an elytra. Also it clearly says "now fight to the death" at the top, which was at the end of he video

    • @OriJin.
      @OriJin. 3 года назад +3

      @@averagegenzguy2751 he was speed hacking beforehand.

  • @robloxmax2694
    @robloxmax2694 Год назад +5

    14:43 « I’m getting in that girl’s hole » AYO-

  • @justcanfly
    @justcanfly 9 месяцев назад +3

    fienberg is one of the best speedrunners

  • @maurice7017
    @maurice7017 4 года назад +3930

    Alternative title: technoblade goes from gettig bullied to being a bully

    • @cryouru
      @cryouru 4 года назад +126

      not just a bully, a MERCILESS SERIAL KILLER

    • @tajuspikturna8097
      @tajuspikturna8097 4 года назад +94

      @@cryouru you mean just the usual Technoblade?

    • @LMKgoddess
      @LMKgoddess 4 года назад +82

      He took "Treat others the way you want to be treated" to heart and killed them all after they constantly killed him

    • @tundra4331
      @tundra4331 4 года назад +13

      @@tajuspikturna8097 I mean...
      your not wrong

    • @Unboundiing
      @Unboundiing 4 года назад +5

      Camille04 he has been the entire time tbh well since I started watching him 2 years ago

  • @pastaroni8683
    @pastaroni8683 4 года назад +5937

    “Tecno is just cleaning house”
    I think you mean he’s cleaning *hous*

    • @adsdsds6190
      @adsdsds6190 4 года назад +138

      Hahaha *h ö u s*

    • @TacticalTabby
      @TacticalTabby 4 года назад +96

      Mom: clean up the house
      Me: YOU MEAN HOUS
      *(what happens next, isn’t pretty)*

    • @Levyafan
      @Levyafan 4 года назад +59

      SootHous

    • @static7137
      @static7137 4 года назад +10

      cleaning haus

    • @Silver-xj6gb
      @Silver-xj6gb 4 года назад +15

      h
      ho
      hou
      hous
      hou
      ho
      h

  • @T_the_rat
    @T_the_rat Год назад +2

    7:00 he says with Minecraft death sounds echoing around him

  • @Itsjustichi
    @Itsjustichi Год назад +6

    It’s really bittersweet to see technoblade, brings back so many memories!

  • @pomegranates5902
    @pomegranates5902 3 года назад +2408

    technoblade getting the elytra reminded me of a beetle that nobody thought could get any scarier until it lifted its carapace shells and revealed, it can in fact *fly*

    • @jelly_queen2557
      @jelly_queen2557 2 года назад +48

      I went to a camp and had five of those in my tent so me and my friend hid in one of their bug tents and spent the night squished in there with them

    • @CJ-sp6lh
      @CJ-sp6lh 2 года назад +34

      This description is terrifying

    • @jelly_queen2557
      @jelly_queen2557 2 года назад +22

      @@CJ-sp6lh they really are scary one landed on me in the tent and jumped and almost ran out of the tent and into a rock but my friend grabbed me in time I had actually cried

    • @nienel
      @nienel 2 года назад +8

      this is the best description i have ever seen

    • @pancake-zw2qc
      @pancake-zw2qc 2 года назад +1

      Large bug video

  • @benmock6
    @benmock6 3 года назад +2007

    “Why did I auction someone’s life?” That’s going in the quote book.

    • @H0RR0R_CR0W
      @H0RR0R_CR0W 3 года назад +4

      It went there for me too

    • @magicjelly4766
      @magicjelly4766 3 года назад +16

      As is “I’m getting in that girls hole” at 14:43

    • @saylorrblx7620
      @saylorrblx7620 3 года назад +4

      @@magicjelly4766 PFFFFF I NEVER NOTICED

    • @claudiajohnson2869
      @claudiajohnson2869 3 года назад +1

      you need therapy

    • @unstablesalami
      @unstablesalami 3 года назад +7

      @@claudiajohnson2869 We all need therapy.

  • @SlayAllDay701
    @SlayAllDay701 Год назад +2

    This is what I saw in chat that really cracked me up
    Technoblade: Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me
    Now that’s a real king right there 👑
    2 seconds later:
    Techno zooming around with hacks
    Charlie jumping off the edge
    Phil having flashbacks about the hardcore baby zombie incident

  • @steelfault_931
    @steelfault_931 2 года назад +2

    I love how sneegsnag is in there, suprisingly.

  • @jilldana5786
    @jilldana5786 4 года назад +7156

    “I’m getting in that girls hole”
    -Wilbur 2019

  • @humbleschmumble
    @humbleschmumble 3 года назад +4209

    *_Wow. Techno didn’t viciously murder his friends this time._*

  • @thisismossop
    @thisismossop Год назад +3

    TECHNOPLANE!!!!! I needed that, o7.

    • @athinakont
      @athinakont Год назад

      Technoblade dude not technoplane

  • @danicrose9352
    @danicrose9352 Год назад +2

    Wilbur: *The Pit*
    Me, knowing what happens in The Pit: Is his foreshadow-?

  • @funky4046
    @funky4046 3 года назад +930

    10:18 noticing that mjopa is in the frame is like seeing a character who was an extra finally get a role in the show

    • @kianadresse891
      @kianadresse891 3 года назад +7

      Goose yooooo

    • @meowdyllic
      @meowdyllic 3 года назад +10

      IKR DUDE I WAS SO HAPPY

    • @LeafDoodles
      @LeafDoodles 3 года назад +19

      Wait I recognize that name what video were they from?

    • @meowdyllic
      @meowdyllic 3 года назад +18

      @@LeafDoodles the death video

    • @ItsAJam
      @ItsAJam 3 года назад +21

      Yeah
      And there also Ichigo

  • @androobad2145
    @androobad2145 3 года назад +5744

    Technoblade is easily the one of the best minecraft players.
    Also technoblade: *gets killed by random naked woman*
    Edit: dream is overrated, Technoblade better.

    • @camix4843
      @camix4843 3 года назад +12

      Andro Obad yup

    • @jg_jumps
      @jg_jumps 3 года назад +5

      Dhdjdbdn
      Xhdhxvxn

    • @sto3961
      @sto3961 3 года назад +12

      Onur KARABULUT calm down lmao

    • @aozzya1563
      @aozzya1563 3 года назад +5

      @Onur KARABULUT It was a joke. And your the one calling people an idiot?

    • @atharv675
      @atharv675 3 года назад +25

      The orphans finally took their revenge

  • @nihil6589
    @nihil6589 Год назад +4

    Now i know why wilbur has this chaotic sense of humor. He has just been fed chaos dude

  • @olliistrytheirbest4631
    @olliistrytheirbest4631 3 года назад +6895

    love how whenever wilbur saw a tree sapling he just stopped dead in his tracks and just-
    “🍃✨𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓎✨😌”

    • @inspiredcedar
      @inspiredcedar 3 года назад +62

      @Faillie nah bro.... You changed 😔

    • @WereAllHuman
      @WereAllHuman 3 года назад +30

      Also wilbur *find underground tree and proceeds to slaughter it*

    • @FlameTechKnight
      @FlameTechKnight 3 года назад +22

      this is the first comment I have ever seen use non-default text without it being a scam bot.

    • @auroragalaxydev
      @auroragalaxydev 3 года назад +5

      r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @RRRAHHHHH
      @RRRAHHHHH 3 года назад +10

      @@auroragalaxydev Fucking redditors at it again

  • @StarCatchrr
    @StarCatchrr Год назад +4

    I love how Sneeg, Phil and Techno are just randomly there

  • @Ra-ss5pn
    @Ra-ss5pn 3 года назад +2146

    "NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"
    - Technoblade, The Art Of Winning

  • @phantomaviator1318
    @phantomaviator1318 4 года назад +1213

    When technoblade joined, it was like that scene where the hero salutes then walks backward out the back of a plane, the plane then exploding

    • @Fire157_
      @Fire157_ 3 года назад +21

      it was like the hallway scene in Rogue One when Darth Vader appears in the hallway and slauters the rebels

    • @camix4843
      @camix4843 3 года назад +2

      Firemaster157 yes

    • @starflayers
      @starflayers 3 года назад +2

      this aged very well

  • @jordanstevens6637
    @jordanstevens6637 11 месяцев назад +1

    Techno’s “Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me” is so funny

  • @H3XM3B4CKL0S3R
    @H3XM3B4CKL0S3R 10 месяцев назад +1

    There's a few sides to Wilbur:
    1: how fast can I kill you
    2: make ruler
    3: make peace
    4: give OP items to random ppl
    (Edit: 5: bully)
    (Edit.02: 6: chaos chaos chaos chaos)

  • @nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769
    @nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769 4 года назад +1171

    "Its always a good idea to put lots of people who hate each in a tiny space"
    Bruh thats just the balkans

    • @rockawayb1tch
      @rockawayb1tch 4 года назад +20

      Europeans staking claims on land in Africa (19th century, colorized)

    • @dyn4sty473
      @dyn4sty473 4 года назад +5

      Don’t you mean Florida

    • @wave_o
      @wave_o 4 года назад +5

      that is hilariously true

    • @Alex-ev6lu
      @Alex-ev6lu 4 года назад +7

      PvP enabled

    • @antebudimir4065
      @antebudimir4065 4 года назад +7

      I can confirm

  • @Em-es4bk
    @Em-es4bk 4 года назад +2290

    In that intro it sounds like Wilbur is desperately trying to convince us that he is a human.

    • @ewangoodwin1127
      @ewangoodwin1127 4 года назад +7

      Wow, its almost like thats the joke

    • @pingspoofer1616
      @pingspoofer1616 4 года назад +67

      @@ewangoodwin1127 i don't think that was the joke..

    • @stefanlofven2986
      @stefanlofven2986 4 года назад +3

      Wow

    • @epicredhot5675
      @epicredhot5675 4 года назад +25

      I mean, he did take a video sponsorship from freaking Raid, no human does that willingly :P

    • @Noobgalaxies
      @Noobgalaxies 4 года назад +17

      @@epicredhot5675 After news of COPPA, any human would do that willingly actually

  • @justaguywithasketchycat1055
    @justaguywithasketchycat1055 Год назад +4

    The ending was ❤️AmAzInG❤️ RIP to the legend Technoblade❤️

  • @zoetrope4966
    @zoetrope4966 Год назад +6

    o7 Techno, blood for the blood god.

  • @Ricardo5911jakakak
    @Ricardo5911jakakak 3 года назад +856

    3:51 Techno fights in the pit because of wilbur
    *Sometimes foreshadowing is fairly obvious*

    • @nicoquinns558
      @nicoquinns558 3 года назад +7

      Oh my gods-

    • @Sharp26
      @Sharp26 3 года назад +9

      Wilbur in every video: 21:15

    • @aace7750
      @aace7750 3 года назад +2

      *Stays in the pit...Stays in the pit-*

  • @literarysincerity2080
    @literarysincerity2080 3 года назад +2324

    Wilbur, don’t encourage Techno’s behavior. One day, he is going to drop kick orphans IRL and be surprise when the judge doesn’t change the law to accommodate his desires.

    • @chloejade7906
      @chloejade7906 3 года назад +248

      Officer I drop kicked that toddler in self defense

    • @thelunamage5772
      @thelunamage5772 3 года назад +20

      @@chloejade7906 HAHAHHAHAHAAA

    • @blazeyude9999
      @blazeyude9999 3 года назад +3

      XD

    • @CorderoVlogs
      @CorderoVlogs 3 года назад +97

      @@chloejade7906 That dirty commoner was touching me, so I brought out my tiny iron sword and stabbed him.

    • @Lucien_M
      @Lucien_M 3 года назад +4

      Hey look, that was just yesterday

  • @5zza
    @5zza 7 месяцев назад +2

    2:03 LMFAOOO THE TEXT MESSAGE 💀💀
    2:48 NAHHH ANOTHERR HHAHHAHAHA I CANT PLEASEEE

  • @tacomerchant
    @tacomerchant Год назад +2

    techno just turned full john wick after he was trapped

  • @OmegaWarriorDX
    @OmegaWarriorDX 4 года назад +1250

    Alternate title: Technoblade goes on a massacre after being released by Wilbur

  • @fuwariii
    @fuwariii 4 года назад +7113

    “Hacks are now allowed”
    -THE YOUNGEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT

    • @kajxqeirscl
      @kajxqeirscl 4 года назад +54

      Underrated afff

    • @ItsMeFoxx
      @ItsMeFoxx 4 года назад +141

      T2b2
      The youngest anarchy server in Minecraft

    • @thepacific2933
      @thepacific2933 4 года назад +72

      McFit new video

    • @immaparrot2824
      @immaparrot2824 4 года назад +87

      *Wilbur is the admin of the youngest anarchy server in Minecraft*
      -MitFC

    • @solomax2011
      @solomax2011 4 года назад +36

      In future: Wilbur runs a slave labor camp in 5x5 border

  • @henrythebanana4524
    @henrythebanana4524 Год назад +5

    Rest In Peace techno

  • @danicrose9352
    @danicrose9352 Год назад +1

    Wilbur: This is like The Pit. This is like The Pit.
    Me, a DSMP fan from the future: *flashbacks*

  • @skittlesplzubitch5229
    @skittlesplzubitch5229 3 года назад +2836

    techno in a pit really didn't aged well now did it.

  • @guy_onfire
    @guy_onfire 3 года назад +3255

    “Philza, the guy that never dies.”
    Techno: Am I a joke to you.

    • @watchvideos9326
      @watchvideos9326 2 года назад +30

      BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESSS

    • @Bule_Boy_2D
      @Bule_Boy_2D 2 года назад +11

      You were at 666 likes, and I ruined it

    • @moss1640
      @moss1640 2 года назад +4

      @@Bule_Boy_2D lol

    • @bekfatht88
      @bekfatht88 2 года назад +9

      That one day techno forgets to defend phil from the babies

    • @thedarkreunion.9696
      @thedarkreunion.9696 2 года назад +1

      Remember when Phil dies because of the baby zombie? My favourite memory

  • @kilynnclements8871
    @kilynnclements8871 3 месяца назад +1

    The 8 stages of grief ( Techno)
    1 . Bullied
    2 . Get op
    3 . Get trapped
    4 . Make mistake and kill Phill
    5 . Start hacking
    6 . Start killing
    7 . Get the " Orphan Obligater"
    8 . Win The Willbur soot world