The Vicious Cycle of Monopoly
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- Опубликовано: 26 май 2020
- I have no more friends. I have alienated everyone I love.
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Niki: / nihachu
Edited: / archiemcw
Music used:
Incompetech - Kevin Macleod 
Игры
11:28
“That’s like a sex position, but you just stand there and be Christian.”
-Wilbur Soot, 2020
What coincidence the minute digit is 11
^^
I-
Should've made it 11:11
31:31 I didn’t know Minx learned to speak Enchantment Table.
nice one
Sharpness your unbreaking you mender
she really went
FAUGSHATSHSTUSODIDNSNARLDUS DJHSJSKA idk how she thought we'd understand tho 🤨
Wait-thats illegal
Yᒷᔑ⍑ ᒲᒷ リᒷ╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ 'ᓭ !¡∷ᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ || ᓵ𝙹𝙹ꖎ
“The orphanage deserved it”
Technoblade: _that’s my brother!_
I like ur pfp :)
@@_mossystars same with you! I love your pfp and your name😂
Funny thing I was watching this in techno cosplay and I said that exact thing
I’m late to the party, but I like everyone’s pfp
Mega late but I like y'alls pfps. (Its not a mistake its a materpiece, my l'panburg, [redacted] and Hampter
Petition to play this with Technoblade, Tommy, and Philza.
Edit: They tried... Too bad it didn't work. It would have been entertaining and funny. I hope they try it again.
Edit2: Rip Technoblade
sleepy bois monopoly session? pog
LESS GO
MORE GO
E Q U I V A L E N T G O
Signed
Also for Dream, George, Sapnap and Bad
@@FriskKimura Nah, they lame.
Minx: as they say, eat the rich
Also minx: *has more money than everyone in the game combined*
Also also minx: Still lost
You are what you eat then
@@chickngamer45 hell yeah
"Second place in a beauty contest"
Minx: *Rajjchelor Flashbacks*
Cycle path
my thought exactly
It was too easy
PTSD
Wilbur- The Businessman
Niki- Hopelessly Wholesome
Minx- Feral Animal
Fourth guy- fourth guy
FERAL ANIMAL 💀
arlus is just "4th guy" bruh
Arlus- comic relief
Arlus - Fuckin No One
when u trigger minx she turns into eminem's daughter
Sing this to the tune of old town raid
Im gonna fuck her up with a bloody didlo im gonna die 9 years after her
@@plate2105 your messed up
Minx: *becomes god*
Wilbur: viva la revolution
viva la revolution -wilbur2020
@@qqoyy I just predicted L'manburg did i not?
@@notverypleasant9385 not really, they kind of did a whole revolution since the start
@@bee9151 it's a joke
@@notverypleasant9385 i know, im just saying bruv
Minx: Has almost every property on the game and more money than everyone else
Also Minx: *P A N I K*
ESpanop that’s some Reddit level knowledge.
Haha good one
Lol nice
Wilbur not understand what a Rabbid is and thinking everyone is just misspelling it gives me life
@Streak_Writes it was at 69 wasn’t it
What does it mean?
@@Lucky-gu3dq its a cartoon about rabbits called rabbids and all they say is BWAAAA
It’s not a cartoon? Rabbids are enemies from the Rayman games. Since both monopoly (this version anyway) and rayman are owned by Ubisoft, they appear as characters here.
@@Okami_HDI don't know if this is a joke or not, but if it isn't there is an entire show just about Rabbids. It kind of feels like if the Minions had their own show. But somehow louder.
“What’s the big whale?”
Wilbur: “it’s me.”
*W h a l e b u r*
This is a rule no one other than me who'll reply at this comment will gonna die one day.
killer whale/orca :D
“Becha’ feel stupid now!” Says Arlus as the police arrest an Irish wheelbarrow for tax fraud...
wheelbarrows also need to pay tax you don't want...
*tax evasion*
cringe the noob, **ludwig intensifies**
**yoshi intensifies**
Haha good one
That was funny
At the end of the game
Niki: Good Job Wilbur c:
Minx: **Hostile Gibberish Intensifies**
let me just be the first person to reply on this
* :3
Spoilers >:(
Hostile gibberish may be my favorite phrase ever
I almost died because of this
15:20
Wilbur: Hey Minx how are you?
Minx: Shut the fu-
That had me dead 💀 💀 💀
Everyone: Tommy swears so much!
Minx: ...and I took that personally.
31:30
Minx be speaking enchanting table language tho
LMAO
That's jokes
Did minx get private lessons from dream to learn how to speak enchantment table?
@@zephyr6377 maybe???
Can I learn it
31:31 eminem been real quiet since Minx dropped this
Lmao
I’m dead 😂😂😂
Lol
666th like my bruhdas
sounded like she said the n word :/
31:30 stressed me out so much lol, minx sounded so pissed. Wilbur just sat there, he didn't know what to do...
Who would know what to do???
Wilbur just seems used to it
God, minx's rage is so disarming. it's hard to think she's joking when she's throwing things around her room
Remember, everyone, Minx tried to retroactively pick love in Wilbur's Love or Host. Which...baffles me, sometimes, because they act like siblings who have been forced to share the backseat on a 9-hour car trip.
Think Minx legitimately is desperate for a boyfriend.
@@MCshadr217 Have you seen her twitter 💀
according to it Wilbur would normally be just her type lmfao
Of topic what’s the song at 26:48
Lol true
69420
“The Irish have colorful language”
Me, irish: _oh this’ll be good_
Same here
We have very colourful language indeed.
Me, also irish.. hmm yes
norn iron
Haha good one
Minx: *Loses because she misclicks*
Also Minx: *Proceeds to speak the forbidden language and summons a demon*
on the plus side, she can tell me what im about to get on my sword
27:26 lmao best part of the entire video
the contrast between nikki and minx’s personalities is amazing
Nikki: good job wilbur!
Minx: IERGDJJMSERFKOJMEWSFIKOEFSMIOSERJMNKJWSEJNFSKJENBFJIUSENBHMSEHKBNFUJSEBJHUSEFJHBNLFESIUJ
@@cityuser no no its
Niki: Good Job Wilbur c:
Minx: *Angry Gibberish Intensifies*
girls that say hiii vs. girls that say bruh
granabam this is so true
granabam what if you say both 😳
I love how everyone hates everyone else except Niki.
I believe it is almost impossible to hate Niki
what u talkin about, no one hates them.
@@sftielia5079 they mean jokingly
@@sftielia5079 can i have some of that pls
@@sftielia5079 r/oopsdidntmeanto
God I sound like a Reddit nerd lmfao
Mr monopoly: “Do you have friends?”
Me: “yes”
Mr monopoly: “Well what if i said i could change all that”
24:47 "I keep forgetting that enter means enter!"
"The Floor here is made out of Floor"
I love how Nihachu is like "yay! GG!" while minx is citing every word in the urban dictionary
She sounded like she was reciting the buddha sutra very fastly and aggresively
@@mugwa5423 The Buddha Sutra?
Yeah im glad wilbur is dating her, she's a good role model
sticky papaya
Except that she cursed every five seconds
@@benitoflakes8416 its a game about a hitman
minx swore about 77 times in this video, most of the words were *fock* and she swore most frequently at the start and the end
@Videoms prob 0
Only 77?
77? rookie numbers
I mean that not counting the stream
@@jcl4370 still more than you :D
"the Irish have colourful language"
ain't that the truth
Minx jinxed herself cuz in 16:26 she was like the future rich and Wilbur ended up winning
A brit, a german, an Irishwoman and an swede
This isnt going to end well
Or it will, with a lot of alcohol
Arlus is swedish
@@moth6966 god thanks, I was honeslty just guessing off accents ,.also also do you know the singular version of swedish? Is it just swed?
@Videoms noice
I though Nikki was Welch🤔
@@lasagnequeen2198
1. welch 😶
2. She’s German
Technoblade in the horizon:
"THE ORPHANS LOOK MISERABLE! WELL DONE, WILBUR!!!!"
Its why hes won,its all techno's energy
WELL DONE, MY APPRENTICE. I SHALL TEACH YOU MUCH MORE TO TORTURE THEM!
I put this video on to fall asleep to
@@kingarthur1367 me to
@@sorrynot242 You mean advance interrogation techniques
7:02 love that part
Its the fact when he wins he just looks so confused like: "wait a minute, wait a minute...did minx just-" Yes. "but-" Yes, don't question it Wilbur accept the victory "but-how-"
*Hears Minx being angry in the first 2 seconds*
oh boy here we go
@@gingooreal stop self advertising
ruclips.net/video/m3aX16KtFkk/видео.html Secret wilbur vid!
"That orphanage deserved it"
Wilbur is the third worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
The 2nd is techno
What was the first?
EDIT: I feel like mentioning that I do indeed know what the first worst thing was, and I left this reply to help continue the thread. You guys can stop explaining the joke to me, I just wrote this for the funny.
@@ordinaryextraordinary9484 they weren't always orphans.
@@cosmiczyx8428 ive never seen a thread work out so perfectly
@@strudel1347 the opportunity just flew into my lap lmaooo
10:12 i absolutely love the "tree dollah!!"
The way Minx became more demonic sounding as the game went on
that's what capitalism does to u ig
Somewhere in the distance, Jschlatt is smiling
Considering most of his assets were seized by the court during SchlattCoin Vs The people of SMPLive, Monopoly is the only way Schlatt can repay his $90,000 debt
The drifting clouds fly by as jschlatt lay on the grass, the trees and wilderness are surreal and calm. He listen to the birds chirping and feels the grass swaying, but as he listens closer he hears something else. He wonders if he’s thinking things because he can hear the sound of an aggressive Irish woman playing monopoly. He pictures what it sounds like and he thinks... isn’t that the kid from meet the thornberries (I haven’t seen the show and I don’t know how to spell it lol)
He isn't just smiling ,he's laughing his ass off
Drifting Clouds why'd you make it poetic
Gaysclatt?
I love how he eventually had to give up on censoring Minx
I think it was just the first minute censoring
Yeah Archie (the editor) did pretty good with this vid. The giving up on censoring is funny and he gets to do less work.
the reason he did that is cause when youtube looks through videos for swears they typically only watch the first few minutes. So he gets the youtube algorithm clout of not swearing even though he does swear.
alex that’s why those “diamond” videos worked right? There was or maybe still is porn on youtube which they keep on the platform by starting with some video of a jeweler or something talking about diamonds, then they cut to the porn, then cuts back to the jeweler video at the end.
@@qwertyasdf4081 pardon me, what?
“11 is like a sex position, but you just stand there, and be Christian.” Best Wilbur Soot saying of all time
14:47
Nikki : "Arlus, it's so kind of you to give me money again"
Finch : "well, you look kinda poor, so"
Sir Billiam III : "you know you could've just killed her for being poor, right ?"
“Why are they miss spelling rabbit at me, and saying waaa?” Fucking broke me
he's british he doesn't know 😌
@@kiwiofi we have it here he’s just the wrong generation
Wilbur is an uncultured swine
que copada tu foto de perfil lpmm
Rabid* and bwaaahhhh*
Minx: *has been winning the entire game*
Wilbur: I am an anime protaganist
He remembered friendship
Techno lent him power
What’s the song at 26:48
I now request this to be made into a manga
YEEY
29:58 KARMAS A BBIIITCHHHH was the only thing going through my head XD
28:55 the money goblin has no income
I watched Minx’s stream and I laughed so hard when she would get mad at everyone for talking and yelled at her chat for help
Haha good one
God bless her chat. Are you all masochists? Because she just shouts at you the _whole_ time...
@@nicolasa.3192
We're not masochists, we just feel pleasure instead of pain
Well, it was an amazing comeback
Minx was simply something else
31:20 nihachu: wooo gg :D
Minx: **summons Satan**
lul
*table slam*
she says the n word aswell at 31:31
Minx: *has been winning the entire game*
Wilbur: Now it's time for what I call a pro gamer move-
11:57 Minx: I'm so f***ing good at this game
Also Minx:
It's great how the editor gave up censoring swear words after about a minute into the video
i think it's because people have to not swear for a certain ab=mount of time to allow the vid on restricted mode
@@lotteyca it’s not available on restricted mode
He made it two minutes actually
Scratch that it was closer to a minute and a half
TWO minutes... but poor Elodie if she had to do the whole vid
I barely ever heard Niachu talk the entire time
Minx asserted her dominance
Within the stream she accidentally muted herself for like 30 minutes, so that's probably also the reason why, lol
MinishMilly 🤣
Us girls gotta stick together.
A lot of times Niki talked were cut out for some reason
She was talking during silence in stream rather then during the more humorous parts
“The Irish have colorful language, all censorship stops at 2min”
- Wilbur soot 2020
Wilbur: I own railway stations.
*Jubilee Line Intensifies*
I like how Wilbur doesn’t know rabbids invasion and everyone in the chat is saying BWAAHH
Bwaah bwaah
"THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE GET THEM NAKED" -Schlatt
Did Minx really block Will?
BWAAHH
where's the justice for rayman
Wilbur: That orphanage deserved it
Niki: I'll always forgive you
HmMmMmm
13:40
WTFF
@She took The kids yh
@She took The kids "this is the second worse thing these orphans have gone through in their lives"
-Technoblade, while stealing presents from orphans
Wilbur : "hello, how are you doing Minx ?"
Minx : "interesting deception, but what does it mean ?"
Ok, here is the rundown of monopoly, a game that fucks up families, friendships, and whatever the fuck else you had going for you.
i love how minx's swears are only sometimes censored
The editor gave up
It was for the first minute or so, that's mainly what the algorithm checks for
@@maxcrawfish5987 and the end
"Censorship stops at 2:00" Was on the intro
There was just to much to censor XD
The longer this quarantine lasts, the more minx is gonna get bullied
THE LONGER THE ICON OF SIN IS ON EARTH, THE STRONGER HE WILL BECOME
What’s the link to the monopoly game they played?
I feel like minx knew how to play this whole time
Very true
She deserves it
"How do we cripple him"
My super normal brain: Ooh now this is a question I can answer
"Ingame, ingame"
:(
16:05
31:57 GOT ME DYING LMAO
Monopoly but every time minx says "focking" the video gets more fried and minx voice gets louder
someone needs to do this
What do you mean? That's just the normal video
Better yet do the entire stream
Instead do it every time minx cusses
Everyone would be deaf by minute 4.
Wilbur: plays monopoly
Also Wilbur: I do not see a single instance where this can possibly go wrong
GenericName 33 Correct
GenericName 33 the end of a ship uh oh
Having stubborn siblings/friends to play with along with auctioning properties is the best thing ever in monopoly.
Nobody:
Archie: *the Irish have colourful language, censorship stops at 2 minutes.*
Bruh when he said “how is she managing properties in jail is she using her 1 phone call” I laughed so hard
169th like. *n i c e*
789th like, nice
911th like, nice
969th like, nice
I can only imagine the amount of times that Bad would scream “language” if he had a conversation with Minx
Oh my...what a thing to imagine.
What’s the song at 26:48
Bad would lose his ability to speak
@@minecraftbrody0788 Send me on my way
@@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja you the best
7:07
**angry irish noises**
"Minx won second in a beauty contest"
Sad year when you can only gather two people for a beauty contest.
Zuko:There’s something off about her. I can’t explain it but she’s slipping.
Azula: 31:30
Ha ha I get this because I have seen avatar :)
HAHAHAHAH
Omfg HAHAHAHA
LMAOOO
😂🤣🤣🤣 best comment I’ve see 😂
Wilbur transforming into a passive version of Jschlatt really scares me
I stg, every video he gets silently scarier
I like tow trucks
@@Ze_Rocky and monster truck
@@ethanhatcher5533 and clown cars
@@Ze_Rocky do you like ham
0:10
It was directed at margret thatcher
Fun fact: when she died the number one song in England was “ding dong the witch is dead”
Not very fun but thanks
@@Ederanessfor many people, it basically is, i guess
@@attackoramic8361 bruh I have no idea what I was on about here oml
When two of your favorite duos get together and play British monopoly
Love to see that the British oppression of the Irish is still happening
underrated comment
Cursed comments
Oh wow that's a lot of likes
Got a good laugh out of that one lol
It never stopped
A Brit, a German, an Irish and an American playing the most anti-friendship game ever, thus is just perfection
Edit: 6.8k likes? HOW? When? Why?
2nd edit: all i have to say is, what's wrong with you people?
isn't Arlus Swedish??
@@crabcrabgoon I can at least tell you hes not American
Add Rusha you get world war 3
Everything they say about Irish women are true. Damn!
999th like
wilbur: wins
minx: irish instincts engage
13:17 the technoblade side of wilbur
edit i meant 13:48
Alternate title: “Wilbur and friends bully minx while niachu does nothing”
[ Quax ] that’s very helpful because I don’t know how to right-click with a sapling in my hand, and nobody told me how
theres niachu?
Niachu is always like that ha
Its friend singular
Hmm
Yes
I’d just like to appreciate minxes extensive language for a hot second
ruclips.net/video/Mr5b5_oA4b/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/m3aX16KtFkk/видео.html Secret wilbur vid!
the second is 4 million degrees celcius my dude
AAAAAAAA
What’s the link to the monopoly game they played?
Wilbur choking
Minx's: I don't think I want to play with this group ever again
This is what the dog does. buys tons of properties to frick over a cat, a boot, and a wheelbarrow with a cussing problem.
We need an 8-way Monopoly sesh between Wilbur, Niki, Minx, Schlatt, Techno, Phil, RT, and Tommy. It can go to charity too
Edit: Nvm
notice how Arlus wasn't included there
hmmm i wonder why
Vinny that’s why
I’m scared to see Tommy and minx in the same call
@@beeexdee1698 oh god oh fuck.
The voice chat would be
*incessant yelling, talking, and swearing all while a rap battle is happening*
I want that to happen SO BAD that would be hilarious 😂
I feel bad for his poor editor having to censor every second word spoken by minx
the editor kinda gave up half-way through
Alex Marrone not even, he gave up a few minutes in 😂
@@bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk It's because if you swear in the first 2 minutes of your video you get demonetized.
@@bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk if they censored the whole thing this vid wouldn't have come out this month
The editor give up like 2 mins in lol
I'm more shocked that he didn't know about Rabids
Minx: talks smack the entire time
Will: uno reverse plays
Wilbur: *Makes fun of Minx for not knowing how to play monopoly*
Also Wilbur: *Doesn't know how to play Uno*
Also also Wilbur: *doesnt know what Rabbids are*
I was about to say it. How can someone not know how to play UNO?!
Idk how to play uno
@@phoenixgoose8844 get out- there is the door -> 🚪 just get out.
I use to know but I forgot
Alternative title: Minx shouts cuss words while Will is a dirty crime boi for 32 minutes
Edit: Ok wow this is the most likes I’ve gotten, thank you all so much!
That's pretty accurate. Tbh it looks like minx was going to win for a while but Wilbur pulled off a legendary win.
mmm yeah accurate
Yeah! Will the dirty crime boi!
I dont remeber saying that lol
Wow, 2K likes?!? Geez guys I don’t deserve this-
nobody:
not a single soul:
Minx: focking x800
Will: “I’ve been looking for you for many eons”
Tommy: “Isn’t that a kind of fish?”
"Why are they misspelling rabbit at me?" - Wilbur Foot
Bwaaaah
*Wilbur Soup
haha rabbid goes bwaah
bwAAAh
RABBID
29:29 why is nobody talking about how wilbur made the sound when you kill an enderman in minecraft
LMFAOO
i thought that was minx
My god, never realized
OMG YESSSSS
its actually enderman vwoops angrily
I love how the bleeping stops after 2 mins because nobody could be bothered to bleep out all of minx’s swears 😂
15:29 im gonna spend this all in one place....
The brothel. 'blank stare'
Ok.
Wilbur soot loses his mind while angry shouty Irish woman screams in the background because she doesn’t know how to play monopoly
“Streamer in the streets, BIG WHALE in the sheets”
“…cause you spray a lot of water”
When he's in the sheets he just recites "whale facts" ;)
RyanDreemurr6 like the infamous one, “Sperm Whales can’t cum.”
@@Hurricane_Tim epic wilbur whale facts
I'm living for the random wholesomeness between Minx and niki