Why is it that Wilbur with suspenders and glasses looks like the student aid to an archeology professor, but Wilbur with suspenders and no glasses looks like the e-boy who's going to break my heart
August 15 The date is etched in my mind Everytime I hear it I go back I'm there. Sliding to success with *CallMeCarson* My parents enter the room They ask, " Charlie are you *OK?* " I reach for the sharpest object Its a slide whistle How fitting
Is it just me or does anybody else want a continuation of the cult story? Honestly seems like a good Tales of the SMP story where Karl (and maybe some others) wake up in the cult’s lair and have to escape, with Pee Dog of course. If this was turned into a full story, we could get answers to questions like what were the experiments about, who is Pee Dog, and why does DreamXD have a cult? Also in the TOTSMP episode it would probably be DreamXD instead for it makes much more sense from a lore standpoint.
This is a prequel to Wilbur finding the dsmp in lore where he goes around lands and kingdoms and finds a salmon spawned finding sally then taking fundy as his child then stealing and hiding things then he finds the dungeon showing dream in the page, he is compelled to join tommy after tommy tells Wilbur of this guy called dream, who’s very powerful. Wilbur then joins the smp, the rest is history
hey wilbur. it’s me, lykqnth, that guy that missed 3 times when trying to kill you. thanks for the amazing birthday man, we did not think you’d actually join smpMIC. i now have legal rights to say that i killed you on my birthday. honestly from our perspective (we were all in a vc together), we were all shouting “KILL” as we hunted you down. we’d love to see you again, :]. edit: please stop asking to join the realm now. it’s gone, and not a lot of us talk as much anymore. it’s great to look back on, but it’s gone.
hey, that indeed is lykanth, i am trdssk, the owner. all of us went absolutely ape brain when wil joined and its honestly some of the most fun we've ever had together
@@notgabriel8624 wait, I thought those cultish signs were using the lyrics to the Dream song that Sharkboy sang in Sharkboy and Lavagirl, this cult thing actually goes deeper?
Honestly The main reason for rewatching this? Imagining Wilbur in a musical where he plays the lovely chimney sweep with a thick cockney accent who dreams of being a lawyer or something who ends up dying in the third act. Or am I just crazy?
@Corruption well, I think it was a live stream because of the parts with chat which means you can just watch the stream to find the stuff. Edit: yeah there’s a link in the description
@@toxpov3612 yeah I can see the chat so I was pretty sure it was a livestream. But I’ve made my fair share of mistakes so I almost never say things 100% in case it’s wrong. (Also as you can see I said it was a stream In the edit)
The one at 11 minutes? I'm pretty sure he knew Wilbur was there, unless you're usually in the habit of throwing your enchanted diamond sword and axe on the ground for no reason. You can see Wilbur pick them up when he rotates back around the pillar.
Игры
"I look so dapper and British"
"So we're robbing a Scotsman"
hes very british isnt he
brother???
"Us Scots will get our revenge"
-ItzLeembo 2020
@@bobeyyy did my fellow Scot just qoute himself??
Ye wee glaiket
And blame it on the Irish
Government: Everyone must work from home.
Robbers:
MinerGuy Br nice pfp
Very funny did laugh hahahah
Well Wilbur stole a Bible the first minutes of this video-
Isn’t that what scammers are?
Serial killers:
I still can’t get over the fact there was a whole dream cult and Wilbur had no clue who he was at the time
i’m just imagining dream seeing this vid when it came out freaking out cause he was in a wilbur soot video
@@ellanenalive wasn't dream more popular than wilbur here tho..?
@@brinaskore probably, but the fact that Will didn’t know who he was, and Dream was a fan of his, it still would’ve been cool yk?
Wilbur: *Literally joins a cult realm*
Also Wilbur: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STEAL THINGS?
Ruined the 69, but you’re worth it
@@ashlingemberstone3913you demon you ungodly monster you villain unlike it or face justice
Wilbur: is sneaking around
Also Wilbur irl: *whispers so they don't hear them*
local british man arrested after saying"Im gonna touch does bees"
Also Wilbur: streams what he does to thousands of people
Wilbur do annother video like that cus me likies.
Nicolas Renaud I'm not no scientist but I dont think I'm Wilbur
T H E Y
Why is it that Wilbur with suspenders and glasses looks like the student aid to an archeology professor, but Wilbur with suspenders and no glasses looks like the e-boy who's going to break my heart
And with glasses but no suspenders is both
Get u a man who can do both 👀
oddly specific yet correct
It’s kinda hot ngl😳
Apollo9898LPs you have 69 subs. WE GOT EM!
"squirrel" *fucking buries a whole live horse*
“Oh they’re saying fuck England.”
_“Oh they’re saying things about my mother.”_
“I AM THE KING”
Knocks over camera to reveal slide whistle
August 15
The date is etched in my mind
Everytime I hear it
I go back
I'm there.
Sliding to success
with *CallMeCarson*
My parents enter the room
They ask,
" Charlie are you *OK?* "
I reach for the sharpest object
Its a slide whistle
How fitting
*OH NO*
*clacks fingers*
@@wasder-xm5so WHERE IS THIS FROM. I NEED TO KNOW THE ORIGIN
@@khaiepic same
I like how none of his subs are excited to see him in their realm, they're just mildy displeased by his presence
Because they know the only reason he'd be there is to be a dirty crime boy lmao
666 like
I was gunna like but likes at 666 so I did not
I BROKE THE 666 >:D MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
ha ha...
haa...
what on earth did that accomplish?
@@tathnousoxide9707 I can like now
Its funny how the cult thing was a Dream cult and Wilbur had no idea who Dream was and there were people in the chat who also didn't know XDDD
Wilbur: is dirty crime boy
Also Wilbur: “They’re saying things about my mother. :(“
"Who are you?"
"I'm Wilbur. Show me where you keep the diamonds."
*Casually throws stack of diamonds to stranger.*
Wilbur: "I'm out."
the dirty boy thrill is gone
This really got me🤣
And that's what being a simp is lads
understandable have a nice day
No
Wilbur: I'm gonna rob my subscribers
Accidentally discovers a cult
I wish he actually finished the map
It says not a cult dumbass
Dreeeeaaaammmmmmm...
a Dream cult, to be accurate.
A DREAM DREAM CULT
Stan Ferrolino *sharkboy and lavagirl flashbacks*
Is it just me or does anybody else want a continuation of the cult story? Honestly seems like a good Tales of the SMP story where Karl (and maybe some others) wake up in the cult’s lair and have to escape, with Pee Dog of course. If this was turned into a full story, we could get answers to questions like what were the experiments about, who is Pee Dog, and why does DreamXD have a cult? Also in the TOTSMP episode it would probably be DreamXD instead for it makes much more sense from a lore standpoint.
Yea ikr
im really happy for him and proud of his success but i do miss this kind of stuff/this era
Same ❤🕊😂
Using a lead on the horse someone's riding is such a cowboy move.
Justas big yeehaw energy
*hort
Red dead online flashbacks
@@AAAAAA-ik3sj hors*
Justas that was cool but i think will just road the horse while it had a leash because hes a soy boy
"they don't know what I'm up to yet" Wilbur you just stole their horse
"they don't know what I'm up to yet" - coronavirus spreading silently around the world 2020
*their hort
@@3nv- my bad 😂
Michaela J My dyslexic ass thought you said House. 🤦🏼♀️
@@raramic lmao so did I.. didn't notice it wasn't house until I read your comment..
29:54
”Simping is how you get things in this game”
best quote of the year
-wilbur soot
imagine if the girl is a minor 😭
It's the "yea thats gonna be difficult to get back" for me
Can you imagine how dumb Wilbur looked when he was trying to escape on a horse that was on a LEAD
It looked like a scene directly from the old wild west cartoons
#wilburslow
@Ymanol fuentes yeah I think so
#dumbass
dont you mean a HORT
Wilbur saying “see’ya nerd” was the most American he’s ever sounded
he's learning from Techno
The way he said “hard” sounded American too
would like ur comment but its at 69 and I can't ruin that
srry
@@p1nkclouds_ check again its at 188 now
Pixelkid Remixes oh thank you, now I can like :)
This is a prequel to Wilbur finding the dsmp in lore where he goes around lands and kingdoms and finds a salmon spawned finding sally then taking fundy as his child then stealing and hiding things then he finds the dungeon showing dream in the page, he is compelled to join tommy after tommy tells Wilbur of this guy called dream, who’s very powerful. Wilbur then joins the smp, the rest is history
It must’ve been fun for the people in these realms to watch this and discovered where their stolen items went lol
hey wilbur. it’s me, lykqnth, that guy that missed 3 times when trying to kill you. thanks for the amazing birthday man, we did not think you’d actually join smpMIC. i now have legal rights to say that i killed you on my birthday. honestly from our perspective (we were all in a vc together), we were all shouting “KILL” as we hunted you down. we’d love to see you again, :].
edit: please stop asking to join the realm now. it’s gone, and not a lot of us talk as much anymore. it’s great to look back on, but it’s gone.
I second that! It was an experience of a lifetime, I could practically hear my heartbeat in my ears
hey, that indeed is lykanth, i am trdssk, the owner. all of us went absolutely ape brain when wil joined and its honestly some of the most fun we've ever had together
which realm?
@@PromoCraft-rz3vz smpMIC
@@PromoCraft-rz3vz home of Simp City :)
I’m so unnerved at the random finding of a Dream cult
yeeto cheeto the RUclipsr Dream. He’s a Minecraft youtuber
yeeto cheeto do you mean the phoenix sc uno video?
that cult is so creepy, i wanna remake it
@@notgabriel8624 wait, I thought those cultish signs were using the lyrics to the Dream song that Sharkboy sang in Sharkboy and Lavagirl, this cult thing actually goes deeper?
Jeez Mareez I mean I think it’s a cult to the RUclipsr, the big face at 22:36 resembles his skin/profile picture to me at least
You guys ever notice how he just becomes a much calmer person when he puts on glasses
"I remember when i got robbed by wilbur soot 3 years ago" is a phrase i never thought i would have to say.
button: *spawns salmon*
Wilbur:
Wilbur, ten years later: and that, Fundy, is how I met your mother
lmao
Lol
LOL
Sally the salmon,
Fucked by the canon
His name is wilbursoot!
*continue the song*
@Shroomie Woomie and he puts on a boot
Doctor: Amish Wilbur doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
Amish Wilbur:
Ryan Wheeler he’s not Amish he’s the artful dodger
@@saxx9088Tolladay? More like Holiday. Boom Roasted.
Ryan Wheeler you sound like every five year old I went to school with
@@saxx9088 That's what I was going for my good sir.
Ryan Wheeler well congrats I guess? (btw that isn’t sarcasm)
19:30 so basically this is where people worship dreamon, it all make sense now
wilbur: "im thinking straight in here" (18:35)
me for no reason: you were thinking gay?
this was a joke
Alternative title: grown British man robs child’s Minecraft server
Underratet comment lmaoooo
or, in this case children's servers
Ur back mr egg....................
You remind me of THE BLADE
Quarantined man goes insane, commits digital war crimes
Government: ''Work from home''
Thiefs:
Quarantine Man.
What sins will be commit?
Zenzy 666th like
jay oshea
stfu no one wants to see this shit.
Digital war crimes remind me of something 2b2t or /pol/ would pull off
Wilbur’s sense of humor is beautiful and I would love to meet him so much❤️
The not a cult one was genuinely funny once they guy joined, it seemed like an almost normal interaction than a fan one
“Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve stolen the bible” -Wilbur Soot.
*(squid song plays)*
OMG 1.9K LIKES THANKS SO MUCH!
@Mikey C. ikr lmao
@doom slayer
No, he is *mule*
AAAAAAAYYYYYY AWSOME WE HAVE STOLEN THE BIBLE WOOOOHOOOO
YEAAAAAAAH
No one:
Wilbur: *records evidence of his crimes*
And what if his victims are watching the stream
Genious among men.
Sarah Athome Genuis*
Automatically reminded me of Gentle from my hero academia idek
@@evieuwu5506 awe, Gentle is my favorite villain uwu
I still look back at these good moments even through out all the drama i still look back to the past when everything is good
"chim-chimney, chim-chimney
chim-chim-cheery,
i am the dirtiest
crime boy you'll see"
Only true Britain’s will know what that means
@@nickel3143 good thing i do
TommyInnit has joined the game
I know but I ain’t British lol
@@nickel3143 Darn it. I will never know
“YOU STOLE MY HORT”
Denki Kaminari hous
Horte
hort
hous
Never steal a mans hort
E
3:10 We have stolen the bible🤝
I honestly love this video so much it makes me so happy because he’s just so into it and so invested it’s kinda wholesome how invested he is
I’m really annoyed we didn’t get to see what was at the bottom of the lava pit in the cult I was so invested
Ikr? I need to know
Time stamp ples
@@LucidWeedy 22:45
@@Yourlocalbush ty ty
One more like to @otisjoi 's comment and it's 800 likes
"We have stolen the bible"
-Wilbur Soot 2020
i made the 69th like... nice :D
No I have
I'm gonna steal the declaration of independence
@@juanfalcon2639 wrong movie
@@robynstrelitz1060 I made the 699th. get on my level, plebe
Honestly
The main reason for rewatching this?
Imagining Wilbur in a musical where he plays the lovely chimney sweep with a thick cockney accent who dreams of being a lawyer or something who ends up dying in the third act.
Or am I just crazy?
you’re not crazy that was actually quite accurate considering wilburs character
10:35 Wilbur is the British version of "I steal I don't kill"
wilbur, any other time: nice, innocent, kind
wilbur, wearing suspenders: dirty crime boy
completely incorrect hes always a little bastard
innocent? no he isnt
This better become a series, everyone will be trying to make a Wilbur-proof realm.
No, that sounds horrible
I actually agree with this.I want to try this.
Wilbur spawns in a realm, his underground... in a cell...
Gryphono YES
and if anyone has a realm, they can hire me for the low low price of free,
ill help wilbur-proof your realm
That PottertGirl can officially say for the rest of her life "i had wilbur simp for me" and wilbur cannot do anything about it
fun fact racoons have a strong bite
wilbur does too
I'm glad my famous clip is being put to good use
Pog you
pog.
Pog
Tf lol
Pog
“This man is a goblin!” Has gotta be the funniest part of the video
Brings me back to D&D campaigns
• KamikazeKrab • W H A T ?
YASS 666th like lol
just call Joko to take care of em
Jon S I think salmon button is the funnies
14:53
Wilbur was slain by Capitalism
Now we know how Wilbur met Sally, a button that spawns Salmon.
I think that Wilbur purposefully left the clips of him squirrel-ing just to let people find them.
He's too nice to actually steal.
Waluigi he did that for content
@Corruption well, I think it was a live stream because of the parts with chat which means you can just watch the stream to find the stuff.
Edit: yeah there’s a link in the description
@@Bob-bt4vw bruh you can literally see the chat in the top right the entire video lmao, of course it's a livestream
@@toxpov3612 yeah I can see the chat so I was pretty sure it was a livestream. But I’ve made my fair share of mistakes so I almost never say things 100% in case it’s wrong. (Also as you can see I said it was a stream In the edit)
@@Bob-bt4vw yeah, that's a good way to go about it, I just wanted to say that the chat was a dead giveaway.
APRIL: Doesn't know about DREAM
JULY:We are starting a revolution against Deam
November:fight with dream
Dude I hate when we fight a revolution against deam
@@Yeet-cy8tz wdym, fighting is perfect
NOVERMBER:
The whole saga has ended, many have called the finale, and Technoblade was the only true winner
And Dream helped him a lot
@Internet explorer Thank you, internet explorer!
12:58 :
You thought you were in trouble for stealing $500 but they wanted you to do the dishes
I love how one guy just downloaded the entire map of Wynncraft
"Ya see him over there? The Scotsman, he's ready to hunt me." is probably the best thing I've ever heard.
4:00
DogeChild .8
no “IM TOUCHIN YA BEES MOTHERF*CKERS”
is my new fav quote of all time
Didn't know Dream had a cult.
me neither
Ik same
I was so confused
I just realized that
bro didnt you see it, it was "not a cult"
This continues to be one of my favourite videos
we need more of this it was funny tbh
"do not touch bees"
*_"WE’RE TOUCHING BEES"_*
minecraft bee porn
Hervard no
Mewing Manda no
tag yourself im the dude who walked in, looked at wilbur, gave him 5 dirt and then left
@@TheGuy_0 dude.. saying "tag yourself" just means they relate to said person. not cap, you're just an idiot
@@MindLayer Shut up thats what they meant u bish
@@user-gy9dp8tq7v girl.. I was replying to someone saying the person was lying about being the guy. the person I was replying to deleted their comment
@@user-gy9dp8tq7v what’s with gachas and the incorrect spelling of bitch
Okeh I'm subscribing
Wilbur post more plssss I have watched every single one of your vids at least for the past 200 months over and over again
i love how this just turned into wilbur playing a minecraft horror map to save a dog
Wil- *kills a sheep steals a cow*
Also wil - "this is PETA"
Me- ... sounds about right.
That’s exactly what peta does
@@OiIMan "don't wear wool, let the sheep die from heat".
That's not PETA! If it was PETA he'd have to kill a dog or two as well!
I love how the second person he joins sees him and instead of getting excited they just say "i see u SOOT" 4:04
Time stamp??
They know he's up to no good lol
Why would they be excited?
@@matten8073 4:04
Wilbur was not that popular back then
I would just like to say I'm getting more confident I have an outfit put aside for when I want to look more "popular"
This video started way to chaotic, as I love the spenders
Imagine being the guy that didnt see wilbur behind the wood and getting publicly clowned
The one at 11 minutes? I'm pretty sure he knew Wilbur was there, unless you're usually in the habit of throwing your enchanted diamond sword and axe on the ground for no reason. You can see Wilbur pick them up when he rotates back around the pillar.
11:00
Also I think he’s gonna be made fun of even more for helping a robber.
Doo doot doodoo doot do doot doo DOOT
@@inversefireman doo doot dodoo doot doo doooooOoot
I just realized that all the people that got robbed can just watch this video to see where he buried their loot.
Yeah that’s what I like about it
@@mechamotion6458 yeah its good
But in some of them he cuts where he goes so some people don't know how to get there
But some of the clips he skipped the time where he was running to the location
So watching the stream is better
Well, he didn’t really show how he got to those places, so the people have to know the geographical landscape of their area.
He never noticed that it’s dream. The person who invited him to the dsmp. His savior even.
I love how the scots acted on the second heist it's my favourite bit.
“I’ve been a dirty crime boy for quite a while”
*wilbuR NO-*
:pog:
*wilbuR YES-*
SketchyDoodleDoo I think you meat YES
*WILBUR YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
Yall are thirsty for Wilbur and honestly I kinda relate 👀
Wilbur: Who’s he? **looks at dream picture**
Oh Wilbur, little did you know you would have two wars against this man.
It's foreshadowing ... his struggle against dream is destiny written in the books lmao
THE PROPHECY
Ppp
time stamp?
Also 20:43
Wilbur made everyone’s face as red as the tnt they blew up l’manburg
can we talk about how wilbur joins his viewers servers and then gets mad when they come up to him and give him stuff LMAO
The similarity between Wilbur and a raccoon is crazy.
Both are cute
man, older brother to brother, ay?
When you get quarantined so you can’t sneak into people’s houses and steal their stuff in real life anymore
Jack Capper underrated comment
But you can steal from stores and restaurants
Gov: work from home
Robbers:
In today’s time it’s the purge but everyone is playing passive but nobody’s is robbing your local grocery store c’mon people
I could watch this all day
11:03 3 years later, AND I STILL REFUSE TO BELIVE THAT WORKED
Mmmm yes.
32 minutes of a guy stealing from children that trusted him with their hard work.
69 hhahahahahahahahahgawa funny yes finnny number hahagagajahagagag
@@grugiv sir are you okay
@@bmw-yz2pt soooooo Mr krabs?
Aye comrade... I'm sure there's a political joke in there somewhere...
@@DivineMind222 It's those damn auristocrats
the fact that you came on my friends minecraft server, stole her stuff, I’m proud of you
:)))
:
(:
(((:
:)))
"I've been a dirty crime boy for quite a while"
Lol funny
1 year later and this is still one of my favourite Wilbur videos
Wilbur in suspenders and glasses: hot nerd
Wilbur with suspenders no glasses: the dirty crime boiiiii
Yeee dirty crime boiiiiiiii
With glasses and without glasses*
@@jhiaa_ huh? Dorsey crime boy has glasses?
You get what I mean
Problem is which is cuter?
I’m convinced the writers of the smp and tales saw this video and thought: “yeah this seems like a good idea”
Well, will is the script writer
@@imgay3749
Lol
@@imgay3749 I don’t think he scripts Karl’s stuff
3:08 Wilbur : *claps
we have stolen the bible
XD
How much Wilbur smiled in this video makes me go AWW❤️❤️❤️❤️
why did i just watch a 30 minute video of a 23 year old man stealing stuff from his fans on mc
i mean youre the one who click it-
Because he's the dirty crime boy lmao. Wilburs great even if he's extremely weird
Because it’s ✨ Wilbur ✨
i done the same idk y
I'm a very taken gay guy but Wilbur pushing his sleeves up in the intro and calling himself a "dirty crime boy" made me swoon
we all did its ok
? I don't get it
I’m a married panromatic but *damn is he cute.*
same
Damn kinda sad you're not a hooman 😪
Wilbur: * gasp *
Wilbur: armour
Wilbur once more: armour is good
Heist 9 actually gave me the chills a bit
alternate title: Wilbursoot getting excited about squirreling stuff for 30 minutes
to true
@@lewisgreen9181 I'm so sorry, I have to, I am legally obligated to: *too
What?
I like that fact that none of these are actually that harmful to someone's playthrough and he's just so excited about it still
Upielips Yt, the ninja quotes though...
I'd be pretty annoyed by missing 30+ diamonds tbh
@@ThatCrazyKid0007 yes, but you know the general area of where they are
self_ He did leave while that one guys enchanted diamond shovel was still in his inventory
"We need some crime."
Well, I guess he got his crime...
went mining while watching this, the amount of times i thought someone was in the walls near me genuinely made me paranoid
"anyone for some crime just hit me up" Wilbur. WANNA COMMIT ARSON TOGETHER????