Absentminded - Jerma ViewFinder Stream Edit
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
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Originally Streamed on August 26th, 2023
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why does jerma think the reason why it's bad to dump batteries in the ocean is that it will electrocute the fish
The krave mascots would eat count chocula ALIVE dude
cereal mascot rumble
He still thinks SpongeBob is real, his childhood innocence is precious
Dude is complaining that the apple pies apples are slimely and he only likes the MOST slimely part of the dish.
i don't know which parts you're talking about but apples cooked with sugar and cinnamon are not the same as moist pastry
too much slime and it becomes a wet fart, just enough slime & it works as a garnish. he probably means that he wishes the apples were crisp as to not compete with the rest of the slime on his plate.
@@blarghwagurderthings are heating up in the apple pastry community
@@blarghwagurderNO Jeremy LOVES DRINKING SLIME
Jerma normally doesn't pay attention to the story much in games, but I think this is the first time he genuinely couldnt tell you a thing about what happened. I was listening to the stream while at work and I was SHOCKED when I finally checked my phone and saw that the real world in game was post-apocalyptic and that the game was all about global warming in the end.
I’m gonna buy every single Jerma youtooz and glue them all together
...glue them?
@@Deadbeatcowit is foretold by the prophecy
You're gonna summon an evil being
Vampire survivors
Stop hot gluing your toys.
I love that Jerma doesn't pay attention to the story and continues to talk about food most of the time then gets confused near the end of the game
I've seen a lot of mario parodies but "mario *jumps* too high" wasn't one of them
i'm halfway through the video and all he's talked about is food. is he hungry?
Jeremy gets the munchies when he’s high
Still cant wrap my head around why the writers pumped a chill puzzle game full of quirky quippy marvel dialogue
Right lol I hate this trend.
Ummm… he’s right behind me, isn’t he? 😅☝️☝️☝️☝️
and you'd think that indie games would be where this is LESS prevalent
It's crazy that the effectiveness of the plot would be so much more if they didn't have the awful dialogue and just told it through the notes found and recordings. People hate the audio of this game in the first 5 minutes.
They did the thing assassins creed did with the real world stuff. Just let me play the damn game.
I feel like I was getting gaslit twice this stream because I was already high while watching the stream so the game itself was already fucking with my reality, but then Jerma was doing solutions in the most like "are you serious?" Way possible I was like "He's actually fucking pretending right? There's no fucking way!" I was laughing my ass off so hard
now i want to be high while i watch this
Idk if this makes sense but sometime it feels like watching jerma is so bizarre that if your high and watching it sobers you up
@@mylifeisapartyyou ever play vr high? that shit is crazy
I think so but I only ever played beatsaber (I have autism) @@ectrogaming4200
@@ectrogaming4200 DO NOT GO INTO VR CHAT WHILE HIGH. worst mistake of my past week. Someone had a skinless meat-man model and I almost shit my pants, dude was hiding in the mcdonalds bathroom scaring people.
i was falling asleep at the end of this stream and got woken up by him saying "i'm a mustard andy"
Hes not even committing to bits anymore. Old Jerma would have spent 20 minutes at least on the 'Its rewinds time' bit and it would suck. and thats why it would be funny.
Alright, so, canonically, according to Jerma, Spongebob and Ben Franklin are in heaven, and Jerma is in Hell
The main character speaks like she's trying to break the tense silence of two divorced parents meeting at their kid's birthday party
So blessed that while our party of 18 people were out jermy gave us a single 4 mcnuggets pack to split between us saying "its on the house". So blessed
Jerma going crazy at the thought of a electric eel, because "an animal that can hold an electric charge" is such a kindergarten take. WE MOVE ALL OUR BODY USING ELECTRICITY, ALL OUR THOUGHTS ARE ELECRTRICITY, IT'S OUR ENTIRE LIFE. Not to gatekeep ,but electric eels are literally not special at all. Sorry, electric eel viewers, but it's true
shut up man elctric eels are cool unlike you
Its a shame Twitch brought him outside after this stream and shot him in the leg
The groin too
INSANE OLD streamer admits he CAN'T handle more than 10 LICKS of ice cream before PUKING on his MOTHER'S BED
Bites*
What a psycho
whoa! cool! hand sanitizer?! let me try it!
Jerma's American Exceptionalism is so fucking funny
Jerma was more Zonked than Zoo Pals during this stream
Is this one of those streams where the edit makes it seem he did well, but then people who were there live are like "he spent 3 hours on this one puzzle, it was pain"
Yes
ngl still really sad abt the soft retirement , i cant imagine what im supposed to listen to in the background all day everyday
also his mcdonalds order is FUCKED
old jerma streams
This dialogue SUCKS
he was 100% high when streaming this
Your speed is insane
I’m sad that rewind joke didn’t work out that would’ve been hilarious too bad his whatever it was is broken
Thank u Cheltie :)
Jerma985
who is that
Cheltie.
Cheltie
For Dio we would have to not only find him, but also deal with the people that work for him, and then we would have to get him by surprise with an U.V attack like they did against Kars.
Now, tricking him into an area that is open enough for him to have nowhere to hide, and the area that he is in being far enough that he can't run away by stopping time, is incredibly difficult.
The hardest part would be baiting him into an open space, seriously.
Are we hunting Ronnie James Dio? You know he died some time ago, right?
Soft hairgain era
I do have to admit that I did try kefir because of Jerma and I really do love it
No 7:10 is so true tho there was one installed at the pool I work at at the start of covid, it was filled once and was drained in about a month, and they haven’t filled it since, it’s just sat there for over three years now
17:23 is the best part of the whole stream
Hey cheltie are you planning on editing the latest sorcery! stream? Sorry if these types of questions aren't allowed. Just wondering whether I should wait or just watch the entire vod
I think cheltie stated in a different video that they don’t edit sorcery because it’s so lore heavy and there aren’t many funny moments because jerma is focused on playing the game! They just don’t enjoy editing sorcery
@@synarthrose alright that makes sense, I'mma be honest it's been so long since the last sorcery streams that I forgot wether I watched the edits or the vods 💀
10:28 he was absolutely high holy shit
the apple pie take is the best take jerma has ever said out loud
Hes such an influencer, I went and bought martinellis apple juice and I'm on my way to getting evolution juice
Did it live up to the hype?
@@lavaking I'm used to mott's and minute maid, it does have a interesting different flavor, very rich and sweeter
I wish so badly he muted the game. Vinny, right off the bat, muted the obnoxious annoying pretentious dialogue. He knew better... Could jerma just not hear the dialogue? I wonder
forcing his viewers to wince at every line is more on par with jerma’s brand
Vinny's choice to mute the voices resulted in a horrifyingly massive shitshow when a clip of it went viral and he personally had to post saying he didn't hate the game and actually liked it but still got called a loser and sexist by people who didn't even know him. If jerma had muted the voices we can only assume the worst... and just when he was three days from retirement too...
@@rosnath ""horrifyingly massive shitshow"" like 3 people wrote tweets. the horror.
I like how Jerma feels like a real person
he's such a good actor you almost believe it sometimes.
His apple pie take is 100% true oh my god, I hate warm soft fruit blech
He eats like my grandmother in her 70s. But he thinks himself like a liaison of food consumerism.
Also that Mcdonalds order is like $23, doesnt even plan on eating the nuggets, just gets them 'for the table'. And hes so proud of it. like some signature. Like it should be an order item on the menu.
He was extra zoinked out this stream (to save face)
What's his rating at 37:13? "Fun out of 10"?
is biting ice crem in cone bd
he smokes kefir now?
I FEEL SO SEEN BY JERMA'S APPLE PIE TAKE HOLY SHIT
Include chat
Thank you!
GODLIKE SPEED
15:01 best noise xD
18:53 WORST
hi cheltie
he is so right about the ice cream, the kids size cup reigns supreme
why the hell did the devs think to put such annoying dialogue in a calm, peaceful puzzle game, literally the most basic thing to think about is the mood. No dialogue would be perfect for this game
Museeam
Aint no way the international viewers dissing American desserts.
If I want to listen to some annoying Britoid I'll watch something with James Corden in it.
I have never watched James Corden and I don't plan on doing so.
Alternative: If I wanted to listen to an annoying Britoid lesbian I'd watch James Corden.
The term Barbecue was coined by a Spaniard and invented by american natives. Pretty sure calling that "american" in a modern context would bring a curse upon your household.
Also pretty sure the topic was desserts 🙄
OI’m is the only place that has the same problem as you so you should be good for now and you can just do what you need but I don’t think 🤔 I’m not sure what you’re talking about but I think you should be fine with it if you’re going for the long runs
I think it's unfair to rank something based on a lesser vesion of itself. You should rate birthday cake based on a standard, professionally made one.
Also you know american desserts are trash when the first line of defence is "cotton candy ice cream". The only good american desserts are hybrid ones (like ice cream mochi).
Ice cream mochi is rancid ya twerp just eat real mochi
We now NEED a Jerma hotdog eating contest stream with like 50 streamers and they all try their best while Mr. Elbertson is eating one over the course of an hour with 10 dipping sauces.