KIDNAPPER VS ZILLENIAL

[@r-m-a]

"Let's compare hand sizes" 😂

[@Timely7]

lead compare head sizes who ever has the bigger head has a bigger brain and well call it at that

[@blackreazor]

As a traumatized person ivr said that before

[@androidbuthuman9089]

I bet that the kidnapper has a list of numbers with things like “kidnapped person that whont leave me alone #1”

[@SkylarandLaylaplays]

JellyBean army!!

[@aruin4069]

Beans

[@skyscraper2475]

lmao kidnapping victim turned stalker

[@anna-maymoon1001]

"Did a dom teach you this" 🤣🤣🤣

[@AubreyMichele]

As a zoomer i know you are making fun of me, but this is hecka relatable 😃

[@mxruwa5741]

Zillenials are roughly 27 to 30

[@yourstruly_shriya2366]

@@mxruwa5741 no, no no, they are between 11 to 25

[@sou.p]

@@yourstruly_shriya2366 Zillennials are people who are between being a millennial and zoomer. The first person was right.

[@yourstruly_shriya2366]

@@sou.p Ah shi I misread the year. It seems zillenials are born between 1995 to 2002

[@mxruwa5741]

@@yourstruly_shriya2366 That'd be Gen Z proper - Zillenials are a microgeneration between millennial and zoomer as pointed out by sou.
But it really doesn't matter, the whole thing is just jargon to make it easier to market products and services to people in USA. Outside of the State's none of the categories make sense and by the Pew research centres own methods of measurement they should have recategorized what makes a generation given the quickening pace of technological advancements. Particularly around the fall of the Berlin wall to the "end" of George Bush SR s run/start of Bill Clinton's.

[@lauren7335]

“Let me snag your number” lmaooo

[@jordynfunk3732]

This poor kidnapper. They can't get a normal victim. They have a poor judge of victims;)

[@loki6821]

I think the kidnapper needs to go to therapy, his victims always like him way too much

[@hell61]

“This is a safe space for me”
“This is literally the unsafest place for you”
Why is this meeeeee? X(

[@teresaravenshaw5477]

Because you've not had therapy yet?

[@artistgif5098]

Okok what about kidnapper kidnap a therapist

[@crunch2773]

i want to see a video where the kidnapper actually kidnaps someone, succesfully hahjshkahska

[@ieatoutoften872]

Zelenial to the would - be - kidnapper on the retreat: "I see you. You are setting boundries, and I respect that." RFLMAO

[@arithebookworm6173]

“Let’s compare hand sizes” 😭

[@Exhausted_blueberry]

If I get kidnapped now I know I can just be myself. "Can we compare hand sizes?"

[@Kevin_Kennelly]

I make coffee in the morning.
I open this app and scroll.
I see babies.
I see puppies.
.
And then....I see this.
(sips coffee)

[@mistywindow16]

Oh, don't worry, our dear kidnapper friend here is just being a tsundere

[@Hazlius]

A real Zillenial would’ve asked for their insta

[@mitchliam974]

This fr 😂

[@cheese7119]

I'm a gen z why is this...me? :'v

[@jazmineromero4740]

I love your hair!!! It’s freaking amazing just your whole vibe in general

[@SomeoneCalledDana]

oh my godddd

[@ricecharles]

Hilarious as always. :)

[@ihavecripplingdepression4273]

......This is literally attacking me so much
But tbh, i’d do this, relatabl-

[@pinkpanda3019]

Same victims are so annoying

[@ieatoutoften872]

Major General Garrison to the kidnapper: You lost the initiative almost immediately.

[@sagethemage3979]

I feel personally attacked

[@BS-zd6kl]

Love this and love your hair 😍

[@anonn9006]

Perfect 😂😂😂

[@dragontaletarot]

I can imagine the Kidnapper and the Serial Killer commiserating over coffee ☕️😂🖤

[@Wrldfait]

I usually use 1995 - 2000 for Zennial because they’re the years that’s both millenial and gen z 😂
But this is true

[@ayd88284]

Heyy Man again you 😀

[@cherokeenevin3763]

I feel attacked

[@HexagonSun990]

This is my favorite

[@overkill2006]

🤣😂I’ve met so many girls like her.This is so accurate.

[@naomishambles6257]

Wait so he left you in a gas station restroom while you were tied up?? 😧

[@alexan2717]

Nvm this is literally me

[@TheFiteShow]

this kidnapper should just become a dom tbh they have a lot of success in that line of work

[@thnktank1]

This is the best

[@PuddleOfGeck]

I have a teacher and a cousin that are exactly like that

[@drumblebee]

this is too much im fucking screaming

[@manicbeyond]

*"Just* said shut up."

[@impeachy1518]

I just can't with both the failure and the victimization..

[@davidstorrs]

I now know what to do if I'm ever kidnapped. Thank you!

[@mysticwolf1358]

totally gonna act like this when i get kidnapped

[@anniejohnson2648]

HAHAHAHAHAAA! 🤣

[@ohwow6881]

not me writing this down in case I get kidnapped /j

[@jimiwills]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Sigmaskibkd]

Oof
Beans

[@p3terpan3000]

💚

[@Sp0on777]

The kids are not alright

[@theinfamouscasper9558]

why is that how my mom talks

[@erincrow7084]

Ok,so on the real, tho. What's up with the hand thing? I've had a grip of 20 somethings obsessed with the hand size thing. As a Xenniel, this is a weird flex to me 🤷‍♀️

[@Ronin-R410A]

Don't call me out like this 😠

[@masontirant4996]

What’s a Zillenial?

[@LevitheEldritchAbomination]

Wait-
I'm gen z-
And I'm not like this-
Thank god-

[@TheSevien]

Zillenial sounds like youth wing of putin supporters

[@brandonmathieu1892]

My safe space feeling comes from my ABDL kink... BDSM is too scary for me :sweat_smile: