INJUSTICE 2 ALL Funniest Intros Dialogues Funny Character Banter Interaction Extended Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @zichaowang8617
    @zichaowang8617 7 лет назад +312

    after an hour of watching, my head is filled with ''hahahahahahahahahahaha''

  • @beardedtinman8491
    @beardedtinman8491 7 лет назад +436

    'I had a crush on you in Junior high'
    'I had a crush on you in Junior high'
    ...
    It seems Joker spent his junior high obsessing over various women...

    • @gageunruh258
      @gageunruh258 7 лет назад +6

      Tom Moore nah he is just a womanizer so he says things like that to get to people.

    • @gamefro7487
      @gamefro7487 7 лет назад +13

      Tom the Joker has a hard time getting a date. Give him a break. Plus the green in his hair? Ugh so yesterday am I right?!

    • @gageunruh258
      @gageunruh258 7 лет назад +4

      Game Fro I don't know about that, I mean he got harley pretty easily

    • @gamefro7487
      @gamefro7487 7 лет назад +3

      Gage. heh

    • @J-BiRTH
      @J-BiRTH 7 лет назад +17

      You didn't?

  • @yabyflamie7996
    @yabyflamie7996 7 лет назад +146

    alternative version
    Superman: " you're diseased joker."
    Joker: "just like your wife."

  • @InsidiousFork
    @InsidiousFork 7 лет назад +310

    "I am not salad" DEAD

  • @crystallee9381
    @crystallee9381 7 лет назад +50

    5:51
    Joker: Boop dee dap boop boop.
    Cyborg: What are you doing?
    Joker: That's robot for "You're dead."

    • @Houseofgamine
      @Houseofgamine 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤😂😂😂

  • @natyx24
    @natyx24 7 лет назад +6

    27:26 OH MY LORD HARLEY'S FACE, AND EXPRESSION, IT CHANGED WHEN SHE WHISPERED SOMETHING ON THE CORNER OF HER MOUTH THIS GAME IS BEAUTIFUL

  • @TheLastoftheFourMKs
    @TheLastoftheFourMKs 7 лет назад +132

    Brainiac : I collect worlds
    Harley: I collect toenail clippings
    Brainiac: Your loss will not be mourned
    Brainiac is a savage

  • @deice847
    @deice847 7 лет назад +54

    I fucking died at Atrocitus' "DON'T SAY IT"

  • @theeddymain9594
    @theeddymain9594 7 лет назад +123

    Joker is probably the most dangerous DC character ever. He's crazy, but he's also smart. He had no super powers, but he has Joker Gas (which makes him super dangerous. Don't believe me? Read the comics on how powerful that shit is) He also gets in people's heads too easily, making him a very dangerous foe for anyone, including Batman. The Joker is dangerous for being The Joker, since there will never be anyone like him.

    • @theeddymain9594
      @theeddymain9594 7 лет назад +6

      I meant has no super powers

    • @J-BiRTH
      @J-BiRTH 7 лет назад +19

      Most dangerous DC character? Isn't God literally a character in the Multiverse.

    • @UhNaanEMoose
      @UhNaanEMoose 7 лет назад +11

      He's constantly underestimated which is one of his strengths.

    • @jasontodd2518
      @jasontodd2518 7 лет назад +3

      The Eddy Main Joker is the true definition of annoying. He's like that bully at school that really gets to people. Annoying them to no end. lol I like him but hate him at the same time. Hate him for the evil things he's done and like him for not being a typical stupid thug.

    • @thedragonborn3098
      @thedragonborn3098 7 лет назад +4

      He's the most dangerous because he's the reason superman killed so many

  • @Maze4D
    @Maze4D 7 лет назад +66

    "Go for the Juggler" God dammit.
    I prefer this Oliver.

  • @HypeGod6969
    @HypeGod6969 7 лет назад +170

    "What's big red and ugly all over"
    "Dont say it"
    I was wondering about that.

  • @BlazeyKio
    @BlazeyKio 7 лет назад +83

    21 Minutes of "HEHEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Before I contemplated suicide.

  • @airnspace4814
    @airnspace4814 7 лет назад +53

    "I collect worlds."
    "I collect toenail clippings!"
    lol

  • @astray6150
    @astray6150 7 лет назад +240

    anyone finds these intro videos very addicting to watch

  • @sageoftruth
    @sageoftruth 7 лет назад +28

    I'm already imagining the Honest Trailer for this.
    "Suit yourself up as one of over 20 different superheroes with hair-trigger tempers, who cannot say more than three lines without breaking into a brutal fistfight."

  • @Xandersama
    @Xandersama 7 лет назад +20

    Joker: You really expect this to be a cake walk.
    Superman: I'll end it with one punch.
    Joker: Bring it, Saitama!

  • @Kolct
    @Kolct 7 лет назад +22

    "Where do you come from?"
    "The Lazarus Pit? The Source Wall?"
    Holy fuck.

  • @jacoblindquist4350
    @jacoblindquist4350 7 лет назад +5

    'Slowing down Oldtimer?'
    'Careful, I'll photobomb your selfies'
    'Not cool man!'

  • @UhNaanEMoose
    @UhNaanEMoose 7 лет назад +19

    I would expect joker and joker to tell jokes hug and go off into the sunset for coffee, donuts, and a mass murder in the most ridiculous way possible.

  • @staceymorrison5842
    @staceymorrison5842 7 лет назад +20

    joker : BEEP BEEP DAP BOOP BOOP
    cyborg: what are you doing
    joker: that's robot for dead
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Houseofgamine
      @Houseofgamine 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rephead
    @rephead 7 лет назад +5

    Poison Ivy: Hello lover~
    Swanp Thing: I'm not here for pleasantries. XD

  • @Shadoboy
    @Shadoboy 7 лет назад +9

    Atrocitus: The one guy in the universe who you should take seriously if he threatens to sic his housecat on you.

  • @yessicaisgone
    @yessicaisgone 7 лет назад +177

    ─I understand you have a family.
    ─Stay away from them, you son of a bitch.
    ─Oh, so you met my mother!
    Oh I missed Joker so much 💚💜

  • @evanhiltzik00
    @evanhiltzik00 7 лет назад +6

    "I thought losing was your thing."
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @charlescoxart245
    @charlescoxart245 7 лет назад +43

    34:14 "I'll suck the marrow from your bones" "Oooh! the safe word is Arrowcake" Um WHAT!?!?

    • @trudahkness9976
      @trudahkness9976 7 лет назад +4

      Charles Cox He said "arrowking" but I see where your coming from XD

    • @deice847
      @deice847 7 лет назад +28

      Kaleb Tucker Arrow Cave, actually.

    • @TheNekoGentleman
      @TheNekoGentleman 7 лет назад +6

      He's referencing the "safe word", something used in BDSM... activities to tell the partner you should stop in case they go too far for your liking.
      Why Ollie would use that? Depending of the continuity, either he and Dinah are into that, either people tease him with it due to her choice of attire.

    • @Youtubesuckscock
      @Youtubesuckscock 7 лет назад

      This man just said arrow cake 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ZombryaTheDark
    @ZombryaTheDark 7 лет назад +5

    "Did she tell you how jealous I could get?"
    joker's Harley related lines are chilling

  • @soldierbreed
    @soldierbreed 7 лет назад +10

    missed the catwoman cheetah interaction.
    cheetah:mine are real catwoman
    catwoman: we better be talking about claws

  • @thecringecaretaker8548
    @thecringecaretaker8548 7 лет назад +14

    Superman: You're diseased Joker
    Joker: Then for Pete's sake get me a doctor
    Superman: What you have can't be cured

    • @lisaknott6286
      @lisaknott6286 7 лет назад +1

      Duahsha Breaker of Men Superman must be stupid because joker got infected with his own virus and mr.freeze made a cure for batman and joker
      or I went nerdy for no reason and he meant stupidity or death

    • @crystaljones1935
      @crystaljones1935 Год назад

      SCP 049, we found a major carrier of the Pestilence here... go for the clown!

  • @Zerobadniks
    @Zerobadniks 7 лет назад +9

    I collect worlds.....
    Harley: *I collect toe nail clippings! :D*

  • @carolinedawsey8285
    @carolinedawsey8285 7 лет назад +4

    Joker: You're breaking up with me?
    Batman: I'm breaking you lol

  • @ToxiKrisis
    @ToxiKrisis 7 лет назад +4

    "most people only have one dad to disappoint"
    holy shit

  • @chandlerharris4
    @chandlerharris4 7 лет назад +7

    49:38 what's up D-WAYNE get it short for Damian Wayne😂

  • @Octoptic0n
    @Octoptic0n Год назад +1

    32:35
    SM: "Excuse me-"
    GA: "Excuse me?"
    SM: "Forget I said anything."
    This is my favorite conversation in the history of gaming xD

  • @GothicInferno
    @GothicInferno 7 лет назад +33

    Joker's entrance when he laughs, look at the ground. fear toxin. everyone fears this Joker

  • @mexboy8060
    @mexboy8060 7 лет назад +39

    when will joker finish his masterpiece?

    • @Jivatma0101
      @Jivatma0101 7 лет назад +13

      There's no use talking to some people

  • @Sofuretu
    @Sofuretu 7 лет назад +66

    *I A M N O T S A L A D*

  • @PorgsLookTasty
    @PorgsLookTasty 7 лет назад +13

    "Ugh. Never trust anyone under 30."
    First time I've ever agreed with The Joker.

  • @carlm4472
    @carlm4472 7 лет назад +3

    One that got me the most was Harley's line saying that her dream wasn't safe for work XD

  • @randlel07
    @randlel07 7 лет назад +8

    Never knew there was so many intro dialogues

  • @rue6266
    @rue6266 7 лет назад +7

    "I'm you except HANDSOME"

  • @Arxu__
    @Arxu__ 7 лет назад +6

    joker:car for a game of five finger fille
    me:OH SNAP RUSTY CAGE HINT

  • @InfernotheFox
    @InfernotheFox 7 лет назад +2

    40:24 "One of the musical mop tops from Liverpool"
    Didn't think Joker was that cultured in British musicians.

  • @MrRob3680
    @MrRob3680 7 лет назад +7

    The face modelling in this is freaking awesome lol

  • @aaronshim9829
    @aaronshim9829 7 лет назад +3

    Poison Ivy: "Normally, I'd offer a kiss."
    Joker: "How about a little roughhousing? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )"
    Poison Ivy: "That's sad and pathetic."

  • @BlazingCosmos
    @BlazingCosmos 7 лет назад +1

    Aquaman: I hoped never again to see your face!
    Joker: But my smile brightens any room!

  • @sebastianuhlfelder8452
    @sebastianuhlfelder8452 7 лет назад +4

    Wow 1 hours of intros ,you really love working!
    Keep it up man, love your videos!

  • @MrGatorYT
    @MrGatorYT 7 лет назад +2

    Joker: Meet the other Lightning guy
    Black Adam: Yeah, with Bamboo Hat
    Raiden: AYBABAYEA!! (Electric fly)
    Joker: It's nice hat isn't it?

  • @Kaalia0202
    @Kaalia0202 7 лет назад +2

    Joker: Find that ring In a cereal box?
    Hale wearing the red lantern outfit: I wear it to help people
    YEP HELP PEOPLE WITH RAGE
    I love it

  • @Kurdati
    @Kurdati 7 лет назад +3

    0:55 was that a Dark knight reference?

  • @user-jh6ne2nt7x
    @user-jh6ne2nt7x 7 лет назад +6

    Joker you shouldn't be here. And herb shouldn't talk but you do

  • @reinerbraun3370
    @reinerbraun3370 7 лет назад +2

    Joker: What's big, red and ugly all over?
    Atrocitus: *Don't say it!*
    Joker: ...so you've heard it already?
    🤣🤣

  • @jordandarnell3211
    @jordandarnell3211 7 лет назад +1

    0:53 was that a vision reference from avengers age of ultron?

  • @EmotionalGameress
    @EmotionalGameress 7 лет назад +5

    The Joker just looks like a re-skin of Pagan Min

  • @pcgarbage
    @pcgarbage 7 лет назад +8

    I Am Not Salad!

  • @mrthorsstone1241
    @mrthorsstone1241 7 лет назад +1

    J: You really DO expect this to be a cakewalk!
    S: I'll end it in one punch.
    J: Man!!

  • @mobilegamer4444
    @mobilegamer4444 7 лет назад +3

    Joker Don't Start Fights That Can't Finsh
    Superman I'll End it With One Punch!
    One PUNCH!!!!

  • @rephead
    @rephead 7 лет назад +2

    Captain Cold: Good thing you're wearing long johns
    Flash: I'm totally commando under here
    Captain Cold: Ugh! TMI
    For real though no needed to know that. XD

  • @clementinefromtwdg5704
    @clementinefromtwdg5704 7 лет назад +7

    does anyone else think that Harley Quinn sounds like ferra/torr

    • @a36saulito14
      @a36saulito14 7 лет назад +3

      noob toober 765 Same voice actress

    • @HeyImSupercoo
      @HeyImSupercoo 7 лет назад

      noob toober 765 yea her voice is annoying af imo

  • @leafyscircustheater
    @leafyscircustheater 9 месяцев назад +1

    Anyone else feel like Superman's "Excuse me" voice line gets cut off? Like there's more to it, but the rest got cut.

  • @waldes9140
    @waldes9140 7 лет назад +16

    since when was superman one punch man?

  • @toxicoffeevevo8611
    @toxicoffeevevo8611 7 лет назад +1

    "I'll enforce my foot right up your laughtrack!"
    Harley pls

  • @avontaejackson8174
    @avontaejackson8174 7 лет назад +16

    can't wait to see Jason and joker dialogue

    • @thesnitchninedog4269
      @thesnitchninedog4269 7 лет назад +5

      Avontae Jackson "Miss me freak?" - Jason "Wait a- havent i killed you before? Its hard to keep count these days ya know." - joker

    • @avontaejackson8174
      @avontaejackson8174 7 лет назад +1

      That is honestly awesome

    • @thesnitchninedog4269
      @thesnitchninedog4269 7 лет назад

      Avontae Jackson XD lol thanks i couldnt think of what jason would say in response to joker

    • @thesnitchninedog4269
      @thesnitchninedog4269 7 лет назад

      Avontae Jackson oh wait i know jason says "Funny, but the only thing you will be counting is your missing teeth when im done with you"

    • @Summon256
      @Summon256 7 лет назад +1

      Tbh its no brainer and predictable af! Now what i am really eager to see is Demian Wayne dialogue with Red Hood...

  • @V1dW4tcher
    @V1dW4tcher 7 лет назад +1

    Joker: Boop De Bap Boop Boop
    Cyborg: What are you doing? 0_o
    Joker: That's robot for 'you're dead' >:)

  • @MissingTexture
    @MissingTexture 7 лет назад

    14:30 One of the best intros in the game.

  • @RasenRendanX
    @RasenRendanX 7 лет назад +2

    Joker is fucking awesome and this video reminds us of that fact.

  • @rosesfrompens654
    @rosesfrompens654 7 лет назад +1

    16:14 "there is no such thing as overkill, only open fire and I need to reload."

  • @codymavick9068
    @codymavick9068 7 лет назад +25

    Batman and Joker should have much better dialog. They are two sides of the same coin they should have a lot more to say to one another.

  • @dry90125
    @dry90125 7 лет назад +1

    Robin: I'm no Jason Todd,
    Joker: he's pathetic, you're contemptible.
    Robin: you're both.
    Considering how many times robin turns into joker, both are right.

  • @DBfan106
    @DBfan106 7 лет назад +1

    "Stay away from them you son of a bitch"
    "oh so you met my mother!"
    Joker was finally funny!

  • @TheShadyProtector
    @TheShadyProtector 7 лет назад +2

    It had been funnier if Joker would told Swampthing that he just needed a little tossing.

  • @NothingKingKN
    @NothingKingKN 7 лет назад +1

    12:00 FUCKING SAVAGE!

  • @jmr_draws
    @jmr_draws 7 лет назад +1

    Keep your lips to yourself ivy
    Keep your lips to yourself ivy
    Keep your lips to yourself ivy
    KEEP YOUR LIPS TO YOURSELF IVY

  • @StarryPeas
    @StarryPeas 10 месяцев назад +1

    -excuse me
    -excuse me?
    -forget I said anything 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @svsadineni
    @svsadineni 7 лет назад

    "And what can I do for you?"
    "You can die for breaking my future!"
    That escalated quickly.

  • @HoracioCuevas
    @HoracioCuevas 7 лет назад

    "Doctor, it hurts when i go like this" "I am not a medical doctor"

  • @vanillacream2383
    @vanillacream2383 7 лет назад +1

    Insanity must be really good. I should get addicted to that quickly.

  • @carlingtoncoley620
    @carlingtoncoley620 7 лет назад +1

    48:52 R.I.P Blue Beetle

  • @lady_of_chaos86
    @lady_of_chaos86 7 лет назад +1

    "Oh so you met my mother?" That is awesome.

    • @lady_of_chaos86
      @lady_of_chaos86 7 лет назад

      Wait, green arrow hates pants? So is he now the pantless wonder? Is he going to fight in his underwear? Lol

    • @bradleyh4534
      @bradleyh4534 7 лет назад

      Amanda Baughman I hope so.

  • @Darkpulse010
    @Darkpulse010 7 лет назад +1

    There is one from The Joker an Flash that goes like this:
    Joker: You followed Superman to edge of the cliff
    Flash: Yeah, many of us did
    Joker: You should be called The Justice Lemmings

  • @Target_Buster
    @Target_Buster 7 лет назад +1

    Girl: So what do you do in your free time? Play any sports?
    Me: Nah I just play Injustice and watch hour long dialogue compilations
    Girl: 0:39

  • @nathancreech71
    @nathancreech71 7 лет назад +1

    Great video.

  • @scarf0x332
    @scarf0x332 7 лет назад +5

    Did any one get the "It" reference at17:55

    • @starchlord89
      @starchlord89 7 лет назад

      SCAR F0X what, the "would you settle for a balloon?" (I haven't seen the film/read the book)

  • @exbmarshmellow2820
    @exbmarshmellow2820 7 лет назад +4

    i love the new jokeed

  • @doubledio3061
    @doubledio3061 7 лет назад +1

    " I'll end it with one punch "
    Superman is as strong as saitama confirmed

  • @jimmyoakmeister
    @jimmyoakmeister 7 лет назад

    Ivy: Hello Flash
    Flash: KEEP YOUR LIPS TO YOURSELF, IVY!

  • @mendoza274
    @mendoza274 7 лет назад

    Good shit, man, good shit

  • @TitanDraugen
    @TitanDraugen 7 лет назад

    I love how upbeat Green Arrow is.

  • @Breakfst4dinner
    @Breakfst4dinner 7 лет назад +1

    YOU'RE GONNA GET BLUE!

  • @jdmcgill31
    @jdmcgill31 7 лет назад +1

    @29:03 is that a Teen Titans Go reference?

  • @bxdvibes6746
    @bxdvibes6746 7 лет назад

    I love the jokers hair in this, even though it doesnt really fit his voice

  • @imnotgoodbye5910
    @imnotgoodbye5910 7 лет назад +4

    Super man is ONEPUNCHMAN

  • @xxspencilxx
    @xxspencilxx 7 лет назад +1

    *The classics never die*
    WHEEE WHOOO WHEE WHOO THERE IS A BREAK IN THE FOURTH WALL

  • @rezkyaditya6512
    @rezkyaditya6512 7 лет назад

    joker : Boo bee dap boop boop
    cyborg : what are you doing?
    joker : thats robot for your death

  • @DirgeTV
    @DirgeTV 6 лет назад

    Green Arrow: "My earth's Flash would like a word"
    Flash: "I can imagine what that word is"
    Green Arrow: " I'd tell you, but this is a family show"
    *Looks at all the swearing and violence*
    I think Green Arrow has completely forgot what a "Family show" is.

  • @Ithritable
    @Ithritable 7 лет назад +1

    12:04 one puuuuuuuuuuuunch!

  • @Comin4mine
    @Comin4mine 7 лет назад

    "I was thinking more of botox" was funny.

  • @mobilemankindinc.kazakhsta2875
    @mobilemankindinc.kazakhsta2875 7 лет назад +1

    Really kitty? The classics never die.

  • @jment34
    @jment34 7 лет назад +3

    Bllionaire social justice warrior

  • @Annaleebie
    @Annaleebie 7 лет назад +1

    I skipped around and still couldn't find anyone asking Joker nicely to put a shirt no

  • @DocteurPanda
    @DocteurPanda 7 лет назад +1

    GnieheheheHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, basically the whole video.