Stupid Lies I Believed for Way Too Long
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- Опубликовано: 26 июн 2024
- I was a gullible child, don't give me that look.
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And this tells me you read the description, which means you respect what I have to say! Thank you :D You get an acid spitting grasshopper to defend yourself from predators (the drug kind euheuheueh) Кино
When I was a kid, I got the words prodigy and prostitute confused. I once told somebody that Mozart was a child prostitute!
I'm on the floor, on the floor, in a coma from excessive laughter at this comment...
well, lots of people said he was rather flirty, but dear lord!
Kruds Lol. I love prodigy the 🎮
Kruds Lol I thought he was dead. Huh.
Lol
Jaiden “we had no idea what was coming” i think she knows the future
Yeah she just had the wrong year
Ikr I immediately thought, DONT look forward to 2020 past jaiden. Dooonnntt eveeen daaarrree.
Yep
Yup
Jaiden*
When I was 10 or 11, my parents told me "Don't eat the seeds of fruits, they'll grow inside you!" and I was absolutely horrified by that thought. I thought a tree was gonna grow in my lungs if I breathed in pollen, and I started crying when I accidentally swallowed an apple seed. Then my parents had to tell me they lied and I wrote the story 'The Boy Who Became a Tree' to vent out whatever the fuck I went through lmao
That's not to say a plant can't grow out of you, I had a great-uncle who somehow got a wheat seed embedded in his ear, and it took root and sprouted. It wasn't very large or very healthy, and didn't survive transplanting, but it was a plant growing out of a person.
didn't everyone?
Stuff can actually grow in your lungs iirc. It's pretty rare and also you'd have to breathe in seeds for that.
I’m that old now 😂
I’m proud of you for turning a lie that hurt you into a story, it’s a nice spin 😂
I remember once when I was VERY young, I didn’t understand the concept of pregnancy, and so when my mom said that a woman we knew had a baby in her stomach, I said, “Mom, why did that lady eat the baby?”
OMG THATS SO FUNNY 😁 😂
ah yes i feel like going outside and eat a baby for some reason
ah yes i feel like going outside and eat a baby for some reason
@@Archaos-14 r/cursedcomments be like:
When I was young I yelled "THAT WOMAN IS SO FAT!" (she definitely heard me) and my very embarrassed mom told me she was just pregnant and to not scream at people that they're fat because it's very rude
Grasshopper: *peace was never an option*
Sir Bread untitled grasshopper game
@@onessushi6343 something I never knew I needed
And now I can confidently say after 4 years, looking back on this video, we had no idea what we had coming
Amen
damn
Yep
we really didnt
WE SURE DIDN'T
THIS SHIT WAS 7 YEARS AGO?! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
That’s what I’m saying I did not even know
I know 2017 15 January mate
.... No way
IKR!!!
“DONT SAY CURSE WORDS! ITS INAPPROPRIATE AND VIO-“
“Bitch-“
“:0”
Jaiden in 2017: "We had no idea what we had coming."
2019: COVID
*2020
Fr.
@@doctorenraged it was late 2019
1997-early 2000: sitting to close to the tv will damage your eyes
2019: VR
Sad Snorlax xd
Xd
Xd
Yes.
Old. Joke.
“Careful, you could get Tetris!”
L-Blocks start flooding your blood stream, your eyes turn into squares, you gain an irrational fear on being in a row of people.
Oh dear God!
Ok students, line up in a single file
The guy with Tetris: AH-
Your legs and feet turn into L-blocks, etc.
I love your profile photo
Lol
"we had no idea what we had coming", well that aged like fine wine
COVID: Allow me to introduce myself…
lol
In elementary school we had a tree in the schoolyard that sprouted tiny springy white flowers that carpeted the floor seasonally. I never looked at them directly because someone told me that if I did, it would shoot milk in my eye.
3 years from that video:
“We really had no idea”
Yep
Yup
Yop
X
I LIKED BUT UNLIKED CAUSE... nice
2017: “Don’t stand too close to the TV!!!”
Now: VR headsets have entered the chat
At least this is original compared to all of the other comments from 2020.
Good job
@@JeezAlax Yeah no more dumb " me : im cOOl yUOtUBE : nO " Original!
What The Hell!
:o
VR headsets produces images that makes your eyes focus like it's focusing farther. It's totally different when you focus too closely and for too long on a computer monitor or smart phone. The ciliary muscle will strain by being in a contracted state trying to focus your lens.
It's 2024 now 😭
Hi
Fr
2017: We had no idea what we had coming
2023: Haha, we have been through an entire pandemic and survived :D
“We had no idea what we had coming” watches RUclips rewind 2018
Tiz Does stuff Jesus her sub count went up so much afterwards
Tiz Does stuff Now that's the one I was thinking.
I was waiting for this one
YASSSSSSS
LOL iw atched RUclips REWING TOO! and roblox rewing ROBLOX REWIND IT BETTER
“We had no idea what we had coming.”
Corona: *Yeah, you didn’t.*
cough CORONA CORONA CORORA
Why is everyone using the exact same comment
Its corona time
Yes
I had a bad feeling about 2020 but I didn't know it was going to be this bad
As someone who wanted glasses as a kid and sat in front of the tv, my plan worked when I was about 12 or 13 and I don't regret it lol I love glasses they don't feel like a hassle at all imo 👍
I've spent so many hours of my life on my phone.
I'm 14 and my vision is completely ruined. Honestly would love to see well
I'm not sure why you'd enjoy glasses
@@Xnoob545 I just think they look nice, like a little accessory. I'm trying out contacts since a few days ago and I'm NOT loving them lol. I'll only wear those if I wanna wear sunglasses or something, but other than that, I quite like my four eyes 😁
The most troublesome part is coming up with the money to replace them when your eyes change or they break or start getting loose on your face…
The voice difference between now and then is crazy
Goodbye cruel world
* bites aluminum foil *
lawyer morty Rest In Peace :(
what??
lawyer morty oh my lord, you are good you actually made me laugh (almost die) out loud. I want to be your friend now.
I'm gonna commit bite on foil
*D E A T H*
“We had no idea what we had coming"
that wise water is still kickin after all this time...
It was more like a Wisdom juice.
This was posted 2017
@@TordBot69 where is the joke???
Edit: he deleted his Comment saying woosh.
@@TordBot69 pretty sure they just didn't read the publish date.
I have one question
I am watching 7 years later
Jaiden knew what breaking bad was before it got popular, can we just respect that real quick.
Jaiden: Adults only
Thousands of children: *doesn't even care*
I’m a child and I know
I’m 5
Appreciate children
Carson Bates We can tell, I’m younger and I can spell better.
I’m 2 months old
Mom to 5 year old me: "don't sit so close to the TV, it's bad for your eyes"
Eye Doctor: "he's sitting so close to the TV because his eyes are bad"
Adri Leemput honestly though. I do this when I don’t feel like cleaning my glasses and I’m playing a video game.
@@jennaw3845 My point was that "sitting close to the TV" is usually not the cause of bad eyes, but a consequence.
By now I have 0 and -0.5 (or -1) so I can watch without glasses most of the time
That happens with my computer screen
damn this was 7 years ago
The way I’m watching this in 2018 2020 and even 2023
Me to!!! It's so cool
Jaiden, 2017: "We had no idea what we had coming."
Everybody, 2020: *chuckles* I'm in danger.
Her name isn’t Jade lol
It’s Jaiden
It says jaiden not jade
Lois Davies
Oh they changed it after
Em2Dee2 SHE SAID JAIDEN
“We had no idea what we had coming”
You can say that again...
Exactly
2020 peeps we even got the COVID-19
It's Nico YESSSS
"We had no idea what we had coming"
Mmmmhmm... 😒
0:04 that aged strangely well (more like 3 years but still)
7 years later, little did we know what was coming
"We had no idea what we had coming."
Jaiden, 2017
Yeah, this has aged well 😅
A bit TOO well. *ominous suspicious music*
Almost 2022
@@pangamerlingtheplimbu623 trueeeee
Very✨
r/agedlikemilk
I used to believe girls could get pregnant from kissing...
weird girl same
As a kid i thought moms got pregnant from the marriage kiss or something lmao
i thought sex was kissing while naked on the bed with the lights closed.
Until my parents gave me the 'talk'... UGHHHHHHHHH.
weird girl me too I thought if they like transmitted saliva they would make babies that's what my dad told me 😐really weird ik
The one where you sit too close to the TV is true, but you have to be staring at it for like the whole day and it doesn't damage your eyes, it just gives you an extremely painful headache.
I watch this when I was about 8, and I thought that everything you said was true- now rewatching this, years later, I realise just how silly I was-
"careful you could get tetris" *slowly turns into a tetris block as the theme intensifies*
lol
I died when I read this com... *tetris theme plays* HELP
lol I remember my sis saying "your gonna get tetris by doing that" XD I freaked out thinking I was gonna get tetris one day and play it all the time once I got it
warriorspirit
ZixOsis, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Grasshoppers spit acid"
2020: please no more
Gaje Davila too bad you might have trouble coming : )
@Gaje Davila some kid use to tell me it coffee and would look at him like 😕🤔
I don’t get it
@@chossenone9508 lol
@@sangdingliani5498 😁😂
As someone with glasses, yes be glad you don't have them, but it's not an inconvenience, I never think about it, I don't think about having them on, or anything. It's good.
Just for me.
Great video!
Yeah but it's so damn annoying that my vision sucks
3:00 they are actually indeed quite impossible to remove entirely from clothes they leave a very faint pink colour
“We had no idea what we had coming”
Me in 2020: Yeah. Yeah we... We really didn’t.
lol
Vim Vandalism You are very right
😂😄😃😀🙂😐🙁☹️😢
Yes.... if... if only we knew
True
Person: * cuts themselves on a rusty shovel *
Jaiden: Careful, you could get Tetris.
Person: * Morphs into a Tetris shape while the themesong plays from nowhere *
Lol
*more people in the shape of tetris blocks begin falling around you
oh hecc
@@forgotten2168 oh fricc
oh hecc, im gonna grab my *_true nights edge_*
"you could get Tetris"
...that is the best thing ive heard all week
7 years ago doesn't look right
yeah it doesn't
People: sitting to close to the tv is bad for your eyes
Also poeple: playing vr is fine
Lol im watching this on vr
Big Brain Moment
LAMO
I'm pretty sure this is what caused me to need glasses.
I think why people believe sitting too close to the TV is bad for your eyes is because after some time it Starts to strain your eyes more than sitting further away it is similar with reading books without enough light. The eyes will be strained more and therefore you'll get tired faster. And if you don't let your eyes rest enough your sight gets worse.
0:03
Jaiden: “in a year we an look back and think we had no idea what we had comin”
SOOO TRUE!
yes true
Emma Tran I relate to that so bad, one year ago I never saw the personal stuff that’s going on was gonna happen lol
True
2019
Emma Tran sooooo true like ya!!!
“We had no idea what was coming” YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
Hello :3
6:19 the other guy: “what is Tetr-“ turns into a Tetris shape block thing
“We had no idea what we had coming” hits DIFFERENT after 2020
And 2021 is almost over and the world still sucks
Yep
IKR
F
Lol
Jaiden: "it's 2017 and we had no idea what was coming!" Me: "have you seen 2020..."
OMG!yasssssss
@@magicalunicorn31311 lol
She was NOT wrong no one can say that
They think they had it bad then
This video was maid in 2017 she doesn't know what 2020 was back then
Watching this awesome video is what turned me into a Jaiden fan and kept me coming back for more epic content. Keep up the good work Jaiden!
We really didn't know what we had coming. Jaiden knows the future.
My mom makes pink lemon aid......... I NEED TO KEEP AN EYE ON HER AND FIGURE OUT THE INGREDIENTS
And also I'm the first not to say first so ha...... crap I said first THIS DONT COUNT
hide all the pink clothes
Don't you mean pink lemon tetris?
Jaiden Animations HIDE THEM GIDE THEM ALL *grabs clothes and throws all of it out the window* Screw clotes!
me too please
“We had no idea what we had coming”
2020-2021: “YEP”
fr
Not even power of OXICLEAN isn't enough to DEAL WITH THAT CORONA!
This is the whole comment section
No offense nice idea
@@barczu6851 GETS THE TOUGH STAINS OUT
love the 0 to 100 with the grasshopper "howy-doo, m8" to "i will end all"
Looking back on this after 6 years, Jaidrn is a time traveller
I don’t know if u did it on purpose but u spelt Jaiden wrong😮
Dang, that oxi clean part had me in tears!
Mustang_aLt sameeeeeeeeeee
IKR
2:58
Mustang_aLt we all feel the same way
Ikr
I looked back at this...Wow i didn't know what we had coming.
Hehe 2018
LaShunda Clark (Jake Paul and Logan Paul)
Same
same
Dame tu cosita, fortnite, this is America, and me making a yt channel!
6:20 "Careful! You Could Get Tetris!" LOL THAT GOT ME LAUGHING
i remember being a gullible kid but it doesnt lead to as many funny stories as it does sad ones. i was bullied severely as a child
If this video was made in 2019 December the intro is so realistic.
this got a lot more attention than I thought
I’m tiping this in memory of POGChamp
Yup
Lol true
IKR lol
No it still applies
Yup
funny thing
this was in my recommended list
now this one of my favorite channels
i love it
welcome aboard
Jaiden Animations app jaiden PS lysm
I meant sup
+TOTALLY REAL JAIDEN ANIMATIONS Reported.
+Cindy H.
I think it was supposed to be a joke...but your free to do anything in the internet :3
crossing your eyes to much does make it perminently cross eyed it happened to me now i where glasses
Man, we RALLY had no idea what was coming.
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it gets the tough stain *_OUT_*
Cat Paws Lol!
Miss Meme Queen
Cat Paws lol
Cat Paws lol btw how do undo the black letters
Cat Paws XD
“Cerful, u could get aids” 😂😂😂😂😂
Have my wallpaper as your profile pic
Cash Leroy cool
xX Jen Xx Careful not cerful
Careful*
xXDoritosAreCoolXx MSP YeAh ThAnKs FoR tHe CoRrEcTiOn.........
3:31 as a person with glasses, i forget that i am even wearing them throughout the day lol
The smoothest transition doesn’t exi- 2:57
*_IT GETS THE TOUGH STAINS O U T_*
Sam of Iron 3:00
*I used to think that energy drinks have cocaine instead of caffeine....*
Bts ARMY I love bts
Coca cola used to have cocaine i it. That's where the name comes from.
@@smokysmokes5241 you're*
@@smokysmokes5241 lol
@@smokysmokes5241 btw smoke your smokes dude
We had no idea what we had coming.
We really did have no idea what was coming three years later
one time when i was like 7, i accidentally swallowed a watermelon seed and my mom and uncle told me a watermelon would grow inside of me. i cried.
bocchan OMG i used to believe that😂😂
Idk why, but I wanted a watermelon to grow in me.
I am so weird.
Phhf, I just eat all of the melon seeds I can find because I love eating them. XD
LOL
bocchan lol my garandpa told me that and I ate tons of them cause i love watermelons
"We had no idea what we had coming"
*We sure didn't*
stole my damn comment, but no, we hadn't a fucking clue
@@trashmann8132 I didn't see your comment and even if I did hundreds of people here already said it too like what you said isn't copright
True
V I r u s
Yup
How about 7 years
Man, I can't remember anything specific right now but the whole "At some point my mother told me ____" is relatable.
I guess it's chalked up to be just not remembering things correctly, or misunderstanding them in the first place.
“We had no idea what we have coming”
SHE CAN SEE THE FUTURE
Jaiden: “We has no idea what was coming”
Me: You...
Me: You knew didn’t you
omg woa she knew :o
what's with your name dude? shigaraki quirk trainer? wtf lmao.
YES HAHA
Shigaraki Quirk trainer agreed.
3:28
parents: dont sit too close to the TV or u will hurt ur eyes
VR headset: *perhaps we should introduce ourselves...*
.....
...
….
CRT screens:we are not in vr
Her posting in 2017: We can look back at this in a year!
Me looking back at this in six years 🙃
3:30 I could be wrong but I think this came about because if you look at things closer to you too often your eyes will adjust so when you try to look at anything further away it's blurry.
Cuts hand* Jaiden:BE CAREFUL YOU CAN GET AAAAIDDDS!!!!
The reason she probably thought about aids is because you can pass aids through blood to blood contact.
Potato Power potatoes are Amazing
Fun fact about the tv eye one: the old thick tv’s could actually damage your eyes but now tv’s and stuff are fine
Seriously??
Yep
@@adamuchiha1940 yeah
It’s good to know someone is still watching three years later for the millionth time as well.
I think it has to do with adaption. Say I spend most of my time on my laptop, only about 1.5 away from my face. My eyes would start to adapt to short distances, and would begin to fail for long distances.
It's how I went from 20/20 to in the negatives over the course of a few years.
A TV at a normal distance wouldn't do much, but a close screen for long and frequent periods of time would ruin your far-sighted vision.
but that's just a theory
Once as a kid my babysitter told me bananas had meat in them and then in the car I remember telling my parents “Did you know bananas are MEAT??”
When I was a child, a teacher told me that if I had a crying face for too much time it'd get stuck and I'd have that face forever
2:57
Not even with the power of
OXICLEAN LAUNDRY STAIN REMOVER,
IT GETS THE TOUGH STAINS OUT!!
Nightmare Wolf rip headphone users
Rip billy mays
Jonesy Fortnite he was a headphone user?
Just kidding I know about Billy Mays.
Hehe, story time.
When I was in 6th grade, we had to write an essay on Willie Mays, a baseball player. One of my classmates misheard it and wrote an essay on BILLY MAYS. We all burst into laughter when the teacher found out, and he got a second chance at writing it.
It gets the tough stains OuT!!!!!
No, *FLEX TAPE, IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER*
My friend (with braces) tried biting foil and she got a shock and couldn't talk the whole science period. She's fine now, don't worry.
VioletLoves LPS man o man your friend is pretty dumb.
She is REALLY gullible and she is a daredevil
VioletLoves LPS gullible and a daredevil. Weird don’t ya think?
VioletLoves LPS I have braces, I kinda want to try it :/
LizardPotato it will hurt but good right ahead
Who’s watching in 2023 and hearing “we didn’t know what we had coming” and laughing
2024 :D
I believed that if I swallowed bubble gum, it would stay in my stomach for 7 years lol
“We has no idea what we had coming”
It’s like jaiden is a time traveling individual that goes to the future and returns to warns us about the future.....but we didn’t listen.
corona
Had* :)
Corona
“For some reason when I was younger I really really wanted glasses”
*I have found my kind-*
Yaaaaasssss
*causally hands glassles off face*
Cutely tips glasses*
Always wanted braces, then I got them. *its, its, just no*
@@TopazDoesArt you are completely right
Jaiden: "in one year we can look back and say "we had no idea what we had comin'
Me: maybe three.
3:57 i do that with my computer monitor because it makes me more aware of the things around me in my games and everyone yells at me like "thats gonna hurt your eyes!!!!" and sometimes it does when i take my glasses off but when i have them on it doesnt hurt
*cuts yourself on a rusty shovel*
Your computer: *immediately begins downloading tetris*
@LightedViktor bruh it's at 216!
@@tdimybeloved that was a week ago 😂
Your body: *immediately begins downloading tetanus*
@@bananapeel908 Bruh. -_-
Then a block falls on your cut corpse.
2017 jaiden: "we had idea what we had coming."
2020 literally everyone: "WE HAD NO IDEA WHAT WE HAD COMING-"
0-0
Yeeesas
I was looking for this comment
2021
She know stuff ... Lol
3:22 I actually need glasses for that reason 😭😭😭
oh, 2017, not that long ago... 7 YEARS?!?!?!
Careful you could get tetris!
*Blasts Tetris theme in the backround*
BOOM! Tetris for Jonas!
Gets smashed by tetris block
Tanis 673 *BASS BOOSTED TETRIS THEME PLAYS. TETRIS INTENSIFIES.*
Lol xD
L BLOCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We had no idea what we had coming...
EmAnimates I expected it. 😂
EmAnimates you had know idea what was coming
We really didn’t know what was coming, hit us like a freight train