The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 293: Ari Shaffir

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
  • Ari Shaffir joins Brendan and Bryan in studio for Episode 293 of The Fighter and The Kid. They discuss lending money to friends, Comedy Store secrets, Chinder updates, and more!
    23:53 - Ari's Travel Changed His Perspective
    1:09:18 - Canelo vs GGG Recap
    1:47:47 - Airplane Feet
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Комментарии • 547

  • @PhotoBoothStartUp
    @PhotoBoothStartUp 7 лет назад +199

    Ari's the type of dude to say "come in" when he hears a knock in the bathroom stall 😂

    • @lordsmokingmirror
      @lordsmokingmirror 6 лет назад +1

      I guess you would know 😉

    • @clw5746
      @clw5746 2 года назад +3

      @@lordsmokingmirror that bombed

  • @Nxghtmxre999
    @Nxghtmxre999 7 лет назад +239

    Brendan is the type of dude to eat a banana with two hands

    • @mje19D
      @mje19D 7 лет назад +2

      nxghtmxre wait...isn't that standard practice?.....awwww no wonder I get so many dirty looks.

    • @toneprocida4650
      @toneprocida4650 6 лет назад

      mje19D Zm

    • @CrookDanny
      @CrookDanny 5 лет назад +3

      You open a banana with one hand?

    • @youfuckingmomo1632
      @youfuckingmomo1632 5 лет назад

      Danny Crook use your brain. it says eat.

    • @CrookDanny
      @CrookDanny 5 лет назад

      you fucking momo did you forgot that this is a comedy podcast? Yikes.

  • @MrCoolaid2
    @MrCoolaid2 7 лет назад +288

    Brendan is the type of guy who ties his shoes without bending his knees

    • @Themarshofsteel
      @Themarshofsteel 7 лет назад +10

      Get REAL Buddy hahahahah! Not funny until you picture it! Hahah!

    • @EGoltz
      @EGoltz 7 лет назад +3

      Get REAL Buddy thats great!

    • @waltertupou6749
      @waltertupou6749 7 лет назад +1

      Ayyye Jason Genova whats up man!

    • @MrCoolaid2
      @MrCoolaid2 7 лет назад +3

      Walter Tupou fellow pisstrooper! What a coincidence

    • @botre6505
      @botre6505 7 лет назад +3

      Too funny

  • @dayaaaaam
    @dayaaaaam 6 лет назад +23

    Chin needs training from Jamie

  • @xmikex902x
    @xmikex902x 7 лет назад +4

    Ok wasn't a big fan of Shaffir until I heard him say that he thinks Conor is sort of ducking. Spot on sir. Schuab was on the Diaz/Conor trilogy so hard, now admits what many have been saying...you can get that fight any time and there's not as much demand as initially he thought. Any fight Conor's in will do well, it really says something if he's calling out Diaz and not Ferguson (or Lee I guess now, even Khabib). Good shit Ari. He recognizes what many see, while Big Brown is in the circle and gets narrow-minded.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 7 лет назад +287

    Brendan's the type of guy to drive his Slingshot in assless chaps, a fur vest, and an undersized bicycle helmet.

    • @johnnycomelately9400
      @johnnycomelately9400 7 лет назад +8

      Jo Po
      Is there any OTHER way?

    • @ZachsHoyle
      @ZachsHoyle 7 лет назад +10

      All chaps are assless

    • @brendanshaubs1dickdiver314
      @brendanshaubs1dickdiver314 7 лет назад +6

      I bet he crosses his legs while hes driving it

    • @jopo7996
      @jopo7996 7 лет назад +3

      duwop 93 While listening to Pat Benatar's, "Hit me with your Schlongshot".

    • @ANPHKI
      @ANPHKI 7 лет назад +1

      Brendan Schaub pronouncing the word _obviously_ = Obslwy pfffffffftrrrrschhhpffff...
      Admittedly, it is very hard to articulate words that have more than 2 consecutive consonants in them. Very hard... For a 30 year old man.

  • @menwithven8114
    @menwithven8114 7 лет назад +19

    Bryan "the lead tour guide" callen

  • @charlesfuchs
    @charlesfuchs 7 лет назад +50

    Droppin knowledge is awesome :)

  • @whitb62
    @whitb62 7 лет назад +65

    I don't like Ari and don't really think he's funny but at the same time I love him and find him hilarious.

    • @mje19D
      @mje19D 7 лет назад +10

      Whit B I hope you take the proper medications for your sickness.

    • @jaimeflores1765
      @jaimeflores1765 6 лет назад +2

      Yes spot on.

    • @Hypnotiq406
      @Hypnotiq406 6 лет назад +2

      Dude this is so spot on

    • @geraldworldwide23
      @geraldworldwide23 6 лет назад +2

      I agree whole heartedly

    • @mattbouler1439
      @mattbouler1439 6 лет назад +1

      Whit B dude.... you nailed it

  • @duckers5120
    @duckers5120 7 лет назад +57

    Oh look it's the welcher!

  • @michaelreimer6055
    @michaelreimer6055 7 лет назад +2

    Love these type of podcast! And BTY, BTY, I'm Bryn callen

  • @zachrome7785
    @zachrome7785 7 лет назад +2

    Every ten minutes or so ari will look around like he has no idea where he is hahahah

  • @xmikex902x
    @xmikex902x 7 лет назад +6

    Podcasting has been a great new form for comics, but that's the thing, with the influx of comics, that's ALL you hear now, blah blah blah comedy store, what it's like being a comic, your come up, what it's like in different comedy clubs. Like holy shit we hear this so much.

  • @chon9527
    @chon9527 7 лет назад +129

    Brendan the type to interrupt his girl when she talks dirty in the bedroom.
    Still a fan though

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy 7 лет назад +2

      Chon for sure shes not hating it

    • @BERNARDO712
      @BERNARDO712 7 лет назад +6

      As an artist... he's allowed to do that.

    • @heribertoramos3541
      @heribertoramos3541 7 лет назад +3

      Chon "I disagree "

  • @majikjuggalo
    @majikjuggalo Год назад +1

    Ari needs an academy award for his performance

  • @Craig-yi1iq
    @Craig-yi1iq 3 года назад +1

    First off I’m Japanese Whaler, the crew and I Love the podcast, always listen to it when we are out to sea hunting whales.

  • @bigjoker690
    @bigjoker690 4 года назад +1

    32:48 is the best part of the podcast. Ari shitting on Dane and laughing with that evil laugh of his is so amazing 😂😂😂

  • @420Tarzan
    @420Tarzan 7 лет назад

    This channel is becoming great. Love that smaller clips of interesting conversations get put up but we gotta see some more big names from the UFC. Older names would be great. Matt Cera, Chuck Lidell, Bj Penn etc.

  • @jasonsmith9959
    @jasonsmith9959 6 лет назад

    My fav episode ever. Ari deserves Guest of the Decade

  • @notme6793
    @notme6793 7 лет назад +87

    Chin is great at searching

    • @Whatisright
      @Whatisright 7 лет назад +1

      Better than Young Jamie?

    • @tiramisu1p4pgoat6
      @tiramisu1p4pgoat6 7 лет назад +8

      +Zach It was sarcasm. Chin is awful. Look at 13:40 ish. It took him 2 whole minutes to find a picture that should only take 10-15 seconds to find. He's like a 50 years old trying to use a computer... Oh wait he's actually a 50 years old guy who can't use computers.

    • @Whatisright
      @Whatisright 7 лет назад +3

      Tiramisu #1P4PGOAT I'm still early in the podcast. Thought he was on point today. Jamie's secret is he's looking stuff up just in case as they're talking about it.

    • @joshayrizzo
      @joshayrizzo 7 лет назад

      Humoyun _ your just saying that bc ur asain

    • @joshayrizzo
      @joshayrizzo 7 лет назад

      Yes i say asain i am french canadiann

  • @juantwotree5710
    @juantwotree5710 7 лет назад +29

    Was literally eating spaghetti during the shit talk.
    Didn't miss a beat, in fact, ate faster.

  • @BallersMixed
    @BallersMixed 7 лет назад +6

    I hope episode 300 is with Joe Rogan or with no guest at all. Just Big Brown and Lil Red

    • @Josh-ug5uj
      @Josh-ug5uj 7 лет назад

      BallersMixed I can't wait for Brandon to talk about how it's actually episode #950

  • @lukadese
    @lukadese 7 лет назад

    25:20 Here is what Brandon actually says in german while he doing a german expression "what sh*t ? what sh*t ? " haha i died

  • @savannahp6359
    @savannahp6359 7 лет назад +9

    This one time I ate only pizza subs from a gas station for every meal for a week straight and then had diarrhea for 2 weeks straight after that. I thought I was dead.

  • @32941Salinas
    @32941Salinas 3 года назад +1

    Watching this in 2021

  • @ralphbohatz5151
    @ralphbohatz5151 7 лет назад +6

    Classic guest

  • @alicialeful
    @alicialeful 6 лет назад +1

    I'm fuckin dying right now! Hemorrhoids....
    I love you all so much for making me feel OK about the first year of painful tooshy ickyness...lol

  • @PTarahb
    @PTarahb 7 лет назад +1

    "40 as fuck" LOLOL

  • @JtL1249
    @JtL1249 5 лет назад +8

    I never realized how much Ari looks like Don Flamenco

  • @theboilerrooom
    @theboilerrooom 7 лет назад +1

    watching this makes me realize how good Jamie is at his job

  • @WhytyProd
    @WhytyProd 7 лет назад +80

    Hey Chin, y'homo?

  • @CM-ue6bi
    @CM-ue6bi 7 лет назад +8

    Brendan is the type of guy to say "Good bye" right before flushing the toilet.

  • @PlayFloyd_IN
    @PlayFloyd_IN 7 лет назад

    1:48:46 - Brendan forgets about dropping knowledge. Bryan mentions it. Brendan looks over. Faint laughter of MJ in this background.
    Overall - very good episode. Love Ari, Bryan and Brendan. :-)

  • @worldscollide2796
    @worldscollide2796 7 лет назад

    Best TFATK for a while, keep it up guys

  • @selk74
    @selk74 7 лет назад

    When Callen said the UFC won't miss Jones I almost paused my video and logged off... lol

  • @escoofimpakt
    @escoofimpakt 7 лет назад +85

    If you don't know Ari he's one of the best comedians ever and he ran away to Asia for months to get out of paying off a bet 😂😂😂

    • @imrankazzy9076
      @imrankazzy9076 7 лет назад +8

      He's decent but no where near the best, george carlin, louis ck/bill burr and jim jefferies all clearly better he's mid tier at best

    • @copenukka
      @copenukka 7 лет назад +15

      There's always one that can't understand an obvious joke

    • @EGoltz
      @EGoltz 7 лет назад +1

      Bryan Escober are you kim jong un?

    • @jrbird2294
      @jrbird2294 7 лет назад

      Bryan Escober you know rogan was making a joke when he said that. Bert embellished his height alittle.

    • @joeyfaoro6308
      @joeyfaoro6308 7 лет назад +1

      Bryan Escober what bet did he run away from!?? I thought it had something to do with him being pissed that they cancelled his show "this is not happening" on Comedy Central.... could you fill me in or link me to something that can!?

  • @gilgomez8999
    @gilgomez8999 7 лет назад +7

    Bryan is way more savage than brendan

  • @DollyLlama17
    @DollyLlama17 7 лет назад +1

    1:23:12 that hockey player is the ageless wonder Jaromir Jagr

  • @rek3862
    @rek3862 7 лет назад +24

    HEY MAN! HOW BOUT LET YOUR GUEST TALK!?

    • @phoenixerrlybird3634
      @phoenixerrlybird3634 7 лет назад +1

      Ari is boring as fuckkk

    • @malicioustactics6846
      @malicioustactics6846 5 лет назад

      @@phoenixerrlybird3634 not at all. He's just fuckin polite and doesn't talk over everybody or butt in on the conversation. Exceptional guest to have on any podcast. Half the time most of these comedians are talking over each other and it's fucking annoying yo

  • @EGoltz
    @EGoltz 7 лет назад +10

    Brendan "theres other levels to this" Schaub

  • @prletariat476
    @prletariat476 6 лет назад

    10 minutes of putting D'ella on blast haha had me laughin my ass off

  • @independence4340
    @independence4340 7 лет назад +1

    i ve been balls deep to mma for the past year and cause of conor vs mayweather i decided to watch canelo vs ggg,there is no way in hell i watch an other boxing match ever again,even if mohamed ali ressurect himself

  • @Smokeyxz
    @Smokeyxz 6 лет назад

    I know we have the best fans because Nolen is flagged this video love you guys

  • @jimmyk4445
    @jimmyk4445 7 лет назад

    Callen is wearing the Skeptical Hippo shirt!! god damn I need one of those

  • @adriancacho4655
    @adriancacho4655 7 лет назад +2

    DAMN IT!!! I was eating when they started talking about hemorrhoids.

  • @antshark
    @antshark 7 лет назад +2

    I hope somebody makes a short clip from the 22:20 mark of this video where they're talking about gay sex and Brendan says "a human is a human". That would be hilarious!

  • @davfugivxx
    @davfugivxx 6 лет назад +1

    Ari!!! One of the famous people I want to party with before I die!

  • @sdimick93
    @sdimick93 7 лет назад +57

    Guest of the year candidate.

  • @AZCaveMan480
    @AZCaveMan480 6 лет назад

    "now that's his asshole.." 😂😂

  • @eyeballz76
    @eyeballz76 7 лет назад

    Crying 7:30mins into this podcast!!!

  • @nateypoo
    @nateypoo 7 лет назад

    Chin is the asian guy who sings country songs on Nickelodeon's "Hey Arnold!"

  • @malekpinecone118
    @malekpinecone118 6 лет назад

    lmao the fucking in the hostels... too real man

  • @throwingdartsandbreakinghearts
    @throwingdartsandbreakinghearts 7 лет назад

    Brendans face when ari told the dr mengele joke. Blank stupid stare.

  • @CaptainLongSmock
    @CaptainLongSmock 7 лет назад

    I served in East Timor with the Irish Defence forces as part of the United Nations peace "enforcing" mission,that place is no fucking joke man.

  • @thehound7162
    @thehound7162 6 лет назад

    Just wanted to give a shout out to my homie Ari Shaffir.. WUTTTUPPPPP BOIIIIIIIII

  • @saint52vvs
    @saint52vvs 7 лет назад +7

    Ari is the fucking man.

    • @mdbm777
      @mdbm777 7 лет назад

      Jack Goldberg he's one of those rare people that I'm not a huge fan of his standup, but off the cuff in this type format he's at the top of my list.

  • @88nicc
    @88nicc 7 лет назад

    When Bryan does dripping knowledge
    Brendan " did I turn the stove off?"

  • @red-gm3lo
    @red-gm3lo 7 лет назад

    Why does Ari sound like a grown up Napoleon Dynamite? 😂😂

  • @jrbird2294
    @jrbird2294 7 лет назад

    i heard Mencia is coming out with a new special called "The Thirsty Games".

  • @kingshighway123
    @kingshighway123 7 лет назад

    00:15:00 love an Ari podcast

  • @carloalberto4132
    @carloalberto4132 7 лет назад +1

    23:36 lmao

  • @badform2862
    @badform2862 5 лет назад +1

    31:30 preach brother

  • @newgamer85
    @newgamer85 7 лет назад +1

    1:00:10 so funny ari's eyes it's like a police dog getting the kill command. Brendon didn't even see it coming.

  • @SamWinderlich
    @SamWinderlich 7 лет назад

    Proud to be an Australian

  • @Plinkytube
    @Plinkytube 7 лет назад

    the world needs more guys like ARI ! the way schaub and Bryan are sitting is not helping there case against these rumors. mmmhmmm we know what's up and big brown takes it face down by lil B

  • @kevlar715
    @kevlar715 7 лет назад

    Been waiting for this for fucking ever... Ari Shaffir is super underrated and 100% fucking hilarious.

  • @tdudek1
    @tdudek1 6 лет назад

    Watching ari look for his phone, hilarious!

  • @kiely4561
    @kiely4561 7 лет назад

    is that a strategically placed youtube 100.000 subs play button on the table lol

  • @joalst1
    @joalst1 7 лет назад +2

    This was fucking great guys!!

  • @philosophyexplained
    @philosophyexplained 7 лет назад

    Im so bored im back at TFATK and its Ari Shaffir! Oh no what has my World come to.

  • @chrispetela8644
    @chrispetela8644 6 лет назад

    Yea one app they use u have to pass the apps sobriety test 😂

  • @Ancient_Sorcery
    @Ancient_Sorcery 7 лет назад +23

    literally one min in and rogan Is mentioned

    • @PutonyourSundayBests
      @PutonyourSundayBests 7 лет назад +11

      Travis Teater 3 friends mentioned another one of their mutual friends in a conversation? Are you serious?

    • @Ancient_Sorcery
      @Ancient_Sorcery 7 лет назад

      within one min. serious

    • @joel46n24
      @joel46n24 6 лет назад

      Dook Dook your looking too much into it, can you comfortably talk to a friend for 3 hours? And be rich and famous? They arent average people.

  • @jackberdine
    @jackberdine 6 лет назад

    14:42 Are you allowed to show this?? lmao

  • @KiefPreston
    @KiefPreston 7 лет назад

    "she looks like RG3" HAHAHAHA

  • @amandarupkalvis4166
    @amandarupkalvis4166 7 лет назад +3

    brendan "upper echelon" shaub

  • @user-sw1fz9vc6r
    @user-sw1fz9vc6r 7 лет назад

    Which documentary are they talking about

  • @GrahamHettinger
    @GrahamHettinger 6 лет назад +1

    Ari just casually slipping the Dr. Mengele reference in there.

  • @mikehawk8276
    @mikehawk8276 7 лет назад

    Maybe I would watch the rest of this if it wouldn't skip out as soon as the chinder topic came up

  • @russlecrowe287
    @russlecrowe287 5 лет назад

    When you all got up to take a piss is when I subscribed

  • @dayontapout
    @dayontapout 7 лет назад

    Fucking hep-c commercial interrupted the podcast! I'm dieing!

  • @breakthisshitdown011
    @breakthisshitdown011 7 лет назад

    God damn those starburst are calling me

  • @JohnDeanMusic
    @JohnDeanMusic 7 лет назад

    44:24 "I figured he was good" ... Brendan may one day be Brenda.

  • @timothymanning9288
    @timothymanning9288 7 лет назад

    Callen makes the show watchable

  • @darkgreenkid296
    @darkgreenkid296 7 лет назад

    I wouold do Jones vs Cormier 3 , in part for the controversy of the dopping, and the fact that Cormier wants it too. So I hope that 3 will be a clean fight ( just what id like to happen)

  • @Steveuploads
    @Steveuploads 5 лет назад

    Bryan " The Band needs me !!"

  • @jonathankanetv
    @jonathankanetv 7 лет назад

    Brenden was the Tim Tebow of UFC.

  • @bertlee3470
    @bertlee3470 7 лет назад +1

    this turned into a "my job is so hard" podcast.

  • @_P_2_D_2_
    @_P_2_D_2_ 7 лет назад

    Brendon & Bill Burr - Big Brown n Lil' Red

  • @michaelmerturi5968
    @michaelmerturi5968 7 лет назад +2

    I looked at the thumbnail and wondered why they had Omar Saurez from Scarface on TFATK

    • @doobtubes
      @doobtubes 7 лет назад

      Is that the guy who says "Good,good!" Yah know??

  • @nicholassolis8763
    @nicholassolis8763 7 лет назад +11

    Lol brendans crazy! No one wants to see the rematch? my time lines were filled with people offering to pay for the rematch after 8 rounds.

    • @kingcrustytut7544
      @kingcrustytut7544 7 лет назад +1

      Bibby Smallz 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 at 8 rounds the shitty decision didn't happen yet LOL god this comment is retarded use your brain please fam

    • @xmikex902x
      @xmikex902x 7 лет назад +2

      We want to see the FIGHT but we don't trust boxing. We can't let these corrupt fucks get away with this shit over and over...watch the fight...illegally. The one time I'll condone that. Don't give them money. It'd be falling right back into their trap.

  • @brianmurphy8811
    @brianmurphy8811 7 лет назад

    Brendan should know as well as anybody (because he was a UFC fighter), that if you make a public statement it becomes admissible in court. The problem w/ Jones' situation (assuming he's innocent which...who we can't really assume anymore but for this arguments sake), if he points to a supplement that he got at GNC, and they test it and find no trace of it in his system, that only makes him look worse.
    Any lawyer will tell you to remain silent throughout this process, until all the facts are in. In this case, there was a long period of time between the results of the A and B tests. What happens if the B test comes in and it comes up with something completely different? If I were Jones' lawyers, and my client was adamant about his innocence, I'm getting every single thing he says he put in his body (again, assuming he's being truthful), and testing it independently with the same level of accuracy as USADA/WADA. Get all of the evidence they can from their end, to counter it in an appeal.
    What Schaub is suggesting is winning in the court of public opinion, which amounts to jack and shit with regards to his Professional career. You want to build the strongest case for your innocence for where it matters, the overseers of the sport that you exist in. The public opinion may come back, but, and there are many examples of this, it may never come back. That's not something you really want to invest much time into.

  • @ArcadiaBlvdd
    @ArcadiaBlvdd 2 года назад

    42:00 aged well

  • @samcornwell8645
    @samcornwell8645 7 лет назад +12

    Been checking back for this every 15 minutes since Brendan said something about it on IG haha 3 of my favorite people I'm so hype

  • @monychahal3416
    @monychahal3416 7 лет назад +4

    Ari is the shit. Great guy

  • @davidorozco510
    @davidorozco510 4 года назад

    his phone is a trip

  • @notme6793
    @notme6793 7 лет назад +54

    Did Chin actually hooked up for fuck sake?!

    • @jordanthompson7243
      @jordanthompson7243 7 лет назад +11

      Humoyun _ He doesn't swing that way bro more than 51% gay

    • @MrCoolaid2
      @MrCoolaid2 7 лет назад +19

      Well, he doesn't like skinny, thick, or in shape girls. Soooo there's not many options for him at this point

    • @notme6793
      @notme6793 7 лет назад +14

      Jordan Thompson yea, lady boy is the only option left i guess

    • @auraglasswerks4900
      @auraglasswerks4900 7 лет назад +1

      Humoyun _ with your mom fucktard

    • @notme6793
      @notme6793 7 лет назад +8

      Aura Glasswerks Chin no need to get mad bro

  • @Macequindoo
    @Macequindoo 7 лет назад

    FKIN GREAT EPISODE.

  • @spakjoeXD
    @spakjoeXD 7 лет назад +1

    Brendan talks about buying the gayest motorcycle like it actually is cool. I fucking love ittt

  • @afgankidd00
    @afgankidd00 7 лет назад

    1:38:53 Why didn't you call Pro Wrestling "fake bullshit" when Steve Austin or Goldberg was in the studio?

  • @erogonfolt
    @erogonfolt 7 лет назад +2

    Brendon "HEYYY BEEE" Schaub