MSSP - Shane in the military

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  • Опубликовано: 29 июн 2021
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    From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 100
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  • @jefflabbecomedy
    @jefflabbecomedy Год назад +234

    "DO YOU EVEN WANT TO BE HERE!?"
    "no, dude. It sucks. I'm leaving."
    "Ah, nah, c'mon dude. Stay, it's not that bad..." 🤣

    • @RandyNachoManSandwich
      @RandyNachoManSandwich Год назад

      Rehab in a nutshell. (No I'm not taking Valium to help with drinking too much and keeping these crackhead company)😂

    • @joelglanton6531
      @joelglanton6531 Год назад +8

      That is totally what Army basic training is like. Ft. Benning where they train infantrymen is a little more hardcore, at least back then it was. But they will still have a heart to heart if a recruit is at their breaking point. I hear it's way more chill now though. The haunted house comment is really on the nose, I mean USMC drill instructors even follow an entire script that they have to recite.

    • @jacobp8294
      @jacobp8294 Месяц назад

      @@joelglanton6531 to be honest with you though, giving people a position like drill sergeant is a recipe for abuse. I mean you literally have to run around and shit on dumbasses all day. Most Drill Sgt's are good people who just want their men & women to be the best prepared for war, but one bad apple as the saying goes.

  • @Fishdogpigsquirrel
    @Fishdogpigsquirrel 2 года назад +43

    In an alternate universe it’s Private Pyle who gets kicked off SNL and Shane who shoots himself in a bathroom

    • @jaymay7957
      @jaymay7957 Год назад +3

      That’s a fucked up reality I want no part of

  • @BlastinRope
    @BlastinRope Год назад +247

    I never talk about this, but I joined the army, ended up punching a drill sergeant, cried myself to sleep because I legit thoutht I was going to army jail and then quit

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 Год назад +83

      That's pretty tight

    • @alec6948
      @alec6948 Год назад +52

      My buddy did the same thing but dipped after and was awol, robbed a gas station and went down a few years lol

    • @allwittynamestaken
      @allwittynamestaken Год назад +33

      @@alec6948 hero

    • @ChongiFishing
      @ChongiFishing Год назад

      @@alec6948 sleeper agent activation

    • @keircampbell9374
      @keircampbell9374 Год назад +15

      … you punched a drill sergeant but DIDNT go to jail? Didn’t arrest you at all?

  • @nolantruesdale3770
    @nolantruesdale3770 3 года назад +64

    This video is too long considering how short Shane was at West Point!

  • @YOUNGM4
    @YOUNGM4 2 года назад +67

    Man aside from how good the material is I laugh so much off the photoshops you dudes kill it

    • @cmhidalgo
      @cmhidalgo Год назад +1

      Photoshops are amazing works of art

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 2 года назад +83

    Shane and Jocko are pretty much the same person. REENGAGE, REGRET, REFILL.

    • @trple2
      @trple2 2 года назад

      They're both up at 4am!!! BUT FOR DIFFERENT REASOnS!!!!!! FUCKKKK!!!!! FUCKKK!!!! FUCKKKKK!!!!!

  • @brendansullivan35
    @brendansullivan35 3 года назад +50

    Shane pyle

    • @trple2
      @trple2 2 года назад

      rittenhouse is the only true pyle

  • @Oblio1942
    @Oblio1942 Год назад +36

    this kinda makes me want to join up just so I can say "no, I dont want to be here" and see the silliness first hand. Then say Im a troop

  • @evanjacobson4595
    @evanjacobson4595 9 месяцев назад +4

    Bro this is so good after his bit on navy seals

  • @kennyg2413
    @kennyg2413 3 года назад +56

    Loving your clips lately. Going to see Shane tape his special in Austin. Keep up the good work

    • @ck2394
      @ck2394 2 года назад +4

      How was it dawg?

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 2 года назад +2

      I wanna know too, how was it?

    • @kennyg2413
      @kennyg2413 2 года назад +9

      It was awesome. The creek fucking rules. Beezer opened up and then tha guru Matt came out and did a killer set. Shane closed it out right, fighting with an anti-Trump heckler 🤣

    • @fletchermoore5428
      @fletchermoore5428 2 года назад

      @@kennyg2413 God is good.

    • @kennyg2413
      @kennyg2413 2 года назад

      @@fletchermoore5428 amen!

  • @sicboy83
    @sicboy83 11 месяцев назад +1

    “I’m pretty much a seal now” 😂😂😂

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 Год назад +12

    Entertaining the SEALs as he did means Shane contributed more to the US military than I have in nine years (granted as a reservist).

    • @Floridaman6815
      @Floridaman6815 8 месяцев назад +1

      You still took that oath. Better than the rest for sure

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 8 месяцев назад

      @@Floridaman6815 Kind of you to say.

    • @caleb3909
      @caleb3909 5 месяцев назад +1

      Reservist for 9 years as well, feel the same exact way lol

  • @macattack9041
    @macattack9041 Год назад +10

    Trying to quit in basic training just means you’re gonna be the last one to leave. You’re going to be there so much longer if you try to quit then if you just go through with it.

    • @ziggens
      @ziggens Год назад +2

      You still get out and don’t stay the entirety of the contract lol

  • @loqeechris
    @loqeechris Месяц назад

    This thumbnail is next level 😂😂😂

  • @tonybenedosso4669
    @tonybenedosso4669 Год назад +15

    Ha the story of Shane quitting is dead on. I went there and that’s exactly how it is. All those guys yelling at him were other cadets who hated being there too. But they had to play the part because their military grade and class rank depended on it. I had to do Beast cadre and it sucked, just like everything else there. So when someone quits, that’s exactly how we’d react most of the time.

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 10 месяцев назад

      What the hell girl scout cookie troop were you in?

    • @joeblowe3180
      @joeblowe3180 27 дней назад +1

      Why did you join then? You think it's easy??

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis Год назад

    hilarious thumbnail

  • @hung8969
    @hung8969 Год назад

    Only reason I won’t join is the whole idea it’s a job. Some guy yelling at me is his job. How can I not laugh at them

  • @thegrayman69
    @thegrayman69 Год назад

    That’s the difference in real basic training and West Point basic training . They don’t let you just leave

  • @dabomb5600
    @dabomb5600 Год назад +3

    What’s crazy is the fact that this story even though it’s barely a story basically sums up the situation of the us military. Do you know that they had to completely restructure the way drill sergeants are trained. No one wanted to go and get yelled at all day for a living. Basically all patriotism is lost when you hate your commanding officer more than the enemy whoever they are. Anybody who was is was in the military didn’t want to stay. There’s a vice video on it y’all should check it out

    • @joelglanton6531
      @joelglanton6531 Год назад +3

      You've never been in the military. You have to get yelled at so you're used to following your training when your environment becomes stressful, e.g. in combat. They changed it up so bad, even USMC drills just follow a literal script now, and morale, unit cohesion, and readiness have never been worse.

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 10 месяцев назад +2

      I've found that you can only trust a man in combat as far as you can push him in training. So this soft approach... It will fail when it counts. People who don't understand this immediately never will.

    • @davidwells4903
      @davidwells4903 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah you don't understand the military, military training, discipline, etc. Prior to drill instructors getting neutered by the "my feelings are EVERYTHING" generation, our military was regarded as THE best trained and prepared military in the world. The way drill instructors drilled cadets in the past was the best (and only) way to prepare recruits to be able to function on a battlefield. Doing anything under fire is the most stressful situation, and instructors would try and get recruits as stressed as possible so they learn how to handle it. That "abuse" by DI's saved countless lives and 99% of soldiers in the army or marines easily realize this (most are smart enough to understand this as it's happening) ESPECIALLY those who have experienced combat and they are GRATEFUL that instructor effectively prepared them for when their life (and the lives of their buddies) is on the line.
      Soldiers who come out of basic now are considerably more mentally weak/fragile and therefore considerably worse soldiers. (Not to mention the lowering of all physical training standards to accommodate the weakest link in the chain).

    • @davidwells4903
      @davidwells4903 5 месяцев назад

      You should watch Band of Brothers. Their "instructor" was downright sadistic bully and universally hated. One of the men (ironically one that goes on to become an officer in army intelligence) points out that the evil instructors training is "brilliant".
      The results are a matter of history. Easy Company, 101st airborne, in WW2 was not only one of the most decorated companies in the European theater, but those original recruits all stood out. Every one promoted at least up the NCO chain. They were at d day, market garden, and were in the heart of the Battle of the Bulge and every time those men stood up and performed heroically. Because after what they went thru in training, they could face anything.

  • @bavarianbaron
    @bavarianbaron Год назад

    Too quiet even with the volume all the way up

  • @jlshel42
    @jlshel42 Год назад +9

    I loved how they put a cameo of Marcus Luttrel next to Marky Mark in the movie. Dude is a brick shithouse and Mark Wahlberg looks like a kid sitting next to his dad.

    • @STSGuitar16
      @STSGuitar16 Год назад +2

      Surely I'm not the only one who thinks the term "brick shit house" makes literally no sense at all, right?

    • @gincream1993
      @gincream1993 Год назад +2

      @@STSGuitar16 As a Fellow B.S.H. , speak for yourself, Ace. 💪😎👍

    • @STSGuitar16
      @STSGuitar16 Год назад +5

      @@gincream1993 pardon my ignorance,
      Mr. Shithouse

    • @devonwelch8014
      @devonwelch8014 Год назад +2

      Very odd how they got an actor known for being short to portray a massive 6’ 5” guy. I know he’s not exactly a famous figure, so having them resemble each other isn’t imperative, but a size difference that large is definitely gonna affect the story.

    • @briani50
      @briani50 Год назад +3

      @@STSGuitar16 Lmao what does make sense about it? Outhouses were typically made out of wood… so a brick one would be incredibly solid

  • @AlexanderBazarkin
    @AlexanderBazarkin Год назад

    I honestly think that you should be working with Matt and Shane if you are not doing that yet. Because you are already doing a great job with their content, based on my experience.
    (I consulted a lot of RUclips channels, 'tis why I hope this doesn't sound just like a praise from your channel's fan, which I also am)

  • @benjaminwingert434
    @benjaminwingert434 Год назад

    Better picture would have been his head on a seal 🦭

  • @oshaughnessyrof5201
    @oshaughnessyrof5201 2 года назад +13

    I almost quit basic but I ain’t a bitch

  • @raytrumble1994
    @raytrumble1994 3 года назад +8

    What is this from???

    • @SqueeJ93
      @SqueeJ93 3 года назад +28

      Full Metal Jacket

    • @raytrumble1994
      @raytrumble1994 3 года назад +17

      @@SqueeJ93 I walked right into that one 😂 I found the podcast finally

  • @BigWrangler
    @BigWrangler Год назад

    Shane looking like a baby seal with downs. God bless

  • @MattH-wg7ou
    @MattH-wg7ou Год назад +2

    OTS sucked.

  • @OneEyedDrummerTDHE
    @OneEyedDrummerTDHE Год назад

    As one of “Jokos Boys” shane IS our lord and Savior.. matts pretty chill too

  • @tmacfan824
    @tmacfan824 Год назад

    Thats cool when Navy Seals think youre funny

  • @dabomb5600
    @dabomb5600 Год назад

    What’s crazy is the fact that this story even though it’s barely a story basically sums up the situation of the us military. Do you know that they had to completely restructure the way drill sergeants are trained. No one wanted to go and get yelled at all day for a living. Basically all patriotism is lost when you hate your commanding officer more than the enemy whoever they are. Anybody who was is was in the military didn’t want to stay. There’s a vice video on it y’all should check it out