there’s a lot of comedians that are funny because they can string words together in a wild order, but Matt’s funny because he actually does that shit for real lol
@scumbaag what about this comment led you to think it's normal behavior? The original comment implies literally the exact opposite. Short bus rider back in the day huh?
As a born scofflaw with $3k in unpaid parking tickets on my motorcycle in SF with like 100 missed debt collector calls a month, the IRS are the LAST people you wanna ignore. Everybody else can fuck off though.
@@desertoutlaw3317 Right?! Debt collectors can eat a dick, you guys fucked up buying my debt lol. But IRS and CRA (if Canadian)?? Nah I do not fuck with that
Matts stories of him just living life with no eyes on him are the funniest things to me. This and him talking about shoplifting from self check out gets me everytime
The best is when he brings up something insane, like how he used to hang out in basically a blacks only bar, do/sell percosets and lean, sleep in a trap house and get tucked in at night by a pill head who brought her toddler with her to the trap house, and shane will be like “how have you never told me this before” lmfao
As a former debt negotiator, I can tell you that you had all of the leverage to negate the debt the moment they started contacting anyone other than the debtor for the purposes of collection
hahahahaha so true and im not even a former debt person... well ive had debt before but not the job side lmao. i would always hit them with the classic "you're what the 5th or 6th "company" trying to get this shit from "him/me/etc" and you really think they/me/im is gonna pay it NOW?! hahahahahahahahaha" and then just do more dumb shit like play music or goof on them until they hung up... one time me and my buddy did a filibuster type shit where we just googled debt tax code after we found out the state they were trying to collect from and read these "laws" but made up shit in his favor and just added in like then the person calling trying to collect the debt must suck off the debtor for a minimum of 5 mins if the debt is paid during a fortnight. lmao they would get soooooo pissed and we would just be like bro it says right here from 1882 on so and sos birthday they made the law in effect for 1000 years lmaooooooooo
I owed Movie Gallery $50ish for late fees when they closed down. Got whoever was calling about it to leave me alone by telling them "sounds like you got robbed" and then laughing.
Matt's for real. I lost my job, 40k truck I had to turn in. 10k in credit card debt. As soon as the 7 year mark hit, bought a house with a 750 credit score
My buddy got a call from India asking if he wanted a free "quote" on health insurance? He kept the poor guy on the phone for 45 minutes trying to get this free "coat" they kept offering,.. I was F'n dying,......
I got one Indian dude calling me for $250 for Windows Defender subscription and I had him on the phone answering line by line what kind of pornography could I watch while owning windows defender. What bout slam pigs? Can I watch that? -sir Big tiddies bro I like em big can I watch that? -sir. Yes sir. You will. Nice bro you like big tiddies too bro? Hey anyone in your office got big tiddies bro? What’s her name? Put her on the phone.
Thanks to financial guru Matt McCusker, I have decided to personally abandon my $7,000 in credit card debt. I am 26, and the housing market ain’t coming back for a while anyways. Best decision of my life! Shoutout to those card companies for the free purchases!
I hope you maxxed it before doing that because the amount doesn't really matter. Remember not to acknowledge the debt in any form and look up rules in your state to see what they can and can't do, and how fast it will come off your credit report. Godspeed, and thank you for being a hero, taking it back from these scummy predatory lenders
How's that going bud? Id imagine it would be easier over the next 7 years to pay it off and have decent credit. I always hear about people having issues because bad credit idk. My advice would be to Hussle and work two jobs and live cheap for like 6 months to pay it off
@@kakimotoK20 going fine bro I incorporated the Sam Hyde method of 'awhh geez dood' now I pay like 60 bucks a month to service an obscene amount of debt. Already paid off two loans in full cos they phoned me and offered to settle for £200 lol.
@@ryangosling135 oh ya that's a much better way, settling. I did that once with a ridiculous hospital bill. Just told them to get fkd for like 2 years then they told me I could pay 25% and call it good. Glad you got it, taking care of it seems like the play
The best play when they call is to give them the runaround. I’ll just slow bleed them for a good 20+ minutes, then right as I’m about give them my card number I’ll be like “Uhh, I think my dog got out, I gotta go” and listen to them freak out for a couple seconds and hang up lol it’s amazing.
Its great matt talked about this. I would say alot of people are secretly in debt and worried and hearing other people taking it light heartedly helps lol
@@neurohack9038IT DEFINITELY DOES NOT! None of this shit really works. Some collectors will negotiate a lower price under the circumstances, but there is no magic number you can outwait or phrase you can say…
I had a credit card that I ran up about 5-6 years ago that I haven't paid off yet. They first sent me a letter stating I could pay it off with X amount of money which was less than what I actually owe. I never responded and kept getting letters every three months with each letter becoming less and less they wanted from me. My plan is to get to a point where they just completely stop sending me letters and leave me alone. I owe 2 grand and the last letter they sent they were willing to take 379$... I'm almost there boys I'm almost there.
I would take the current offer. It could be the last one before they resell it to another collector. Also, you need to get the terms in writing and don't agree until then. Some will say they can't and you kindly tell them to kick rocks until you get it in writing. Lastly, don't agree until they agree to remove the collections from both major credit bureaus.
This reminds me of when I used to get regular calls from India with them trying to sell me stuff. I had made a one time purchase and they thought they would just keep calling me every week for months or a year or so. The funny thing is I just became best friends with the guy. When he would call I knew I was never buying anything again and I think he knew it after a few times, so I would just be like "Hey, whats up man? Hows it going? Hows life?" and we became really good friends and would have 30 to 40 minute long deep conversations about life. I think he enjoyed it because it's better than just going through the cold calling list he had, and I enjoyed it because I always love taking what would normally be a negative experience like a spam call, and turning it into a positive one. I wonder what that guy is up to today. I wonder if I still have his number somewhere.
Just a heads up, if any debt collector does anything to you or anyone you know like what happened to Matt, such as calling friends/family/employers or pretending to be attorneys, it is 100% illegal under the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act. You can pursue the debt collector for up to $2.5K per violation.
Matt is a secret Gen X'r somehow. It's like he's 46 culturally. I think he is what kept Shane from turning into all the other Brogans. He's lived and currently lives a life full of stories.
@@vhscopyofseinfeld "Aaah dood I hurt my leg bro. My doctor's got me on these pills man I just got out of the hospital cause I got hit by a car dood. I can't pay it bro. Best I can do is $2 a month bro."
2:40 Nah, what it is is that if you try to negotiate with them or start to pay off the debt, then the clock resets. If you just go 7 years ignoring it, it'll fuck up your credit score, but the collection will eventually be removed from your report.
Yeah don’t mess with them on the phone or confirm who they’re talking to, every time you agree you owe something then it’s seven more years. Fucking with them is funny but just drags it out.
IRS is 3 years statute of limitations. 7 years if they suspect fraud. When I was trying to pass my character and fitness test for the state bar they specifically ask if you owe taxes etc and I owed a shit ton so I had to call the IRS and explain I owed like a ten year old tax debt and the guy on the phone was confused because they had long since moved on. The irs guy basically asked me why I was calling them it’s a decade old. I was trying to do the right thing
Debt collectors resort to really underhanded tactics... ive had them tell me they're going to visit me at my job and serve me with legal papers, talk to the HR person at my job, talk directly to my manager, etc. They also like to mention shit about court cases that dont exist or pending court cases. They straight up lie constantly.
Its a step past lying. They purchase misfortune and then try to threaten people into giving them money that they don't even really own in the first place. Its just like corruption. Legal crime because nobody gives a shit as long as they aren't on the short end of the stick.
One time the IRS just randomly took $400 out of my account, no phone calls, no letters in the mail, nothing. They just took that shit. Don’t play around with them lol
If you owe debt just wait it out. I owed like $6K for a repossessed vehicle when I was like 20. Well the original debtor kept selling the debt to other companies and they kept hitting me up with lower amounts I owed. It finally got down to $1,000 and I payed it.
@@pubbiehive some states allow them to take you to debtors’ court even if you don’t acknowledge it, then it’s a legit summons the sheriff drops off and if you don’t show up they can garnish your wages. Some real bullshit.
It isn’t when you go to sell a house that old debts will come out of the woodwork - it’s when you go to buy one. The hard inquiry by a mortgage or finance company will trigger judgment-holders to believe you may now have adequate assets to make a significant purchase. They will either start trying to hit you up for the money again, or, perfect their judgment into a lien secured against any non-exempt real property you own - putting it at risk of foreclosure without repayment.
Once you lose the case, you can be served with an an Order to Appear. That date is not optional, as it's an order. The date is to establish your ability to pay. The court will order a repayment amount based on your ability to pay.
Lol. No one knows law here. The legal advice is hilarious. Although in matts defense, they cant drag you out but they can get a warrant against for not appearing in court and theh cam take your stuff if you do not appear. The only problem is they have to appear in the jurisdiction wjere the debtor is. If the debtor doesnt have any money, there is all losses. Its nog worth it for these companies to go through that hassle
I found this especially funny, because I remember my dad grabbing the home phone at any chance that it was a telemarketer and going into the back room and telling them the most heinous things to get his stress out for the day. Meanwhile my mom is mad af by the time he gets done.
In 2016 my homie was seriously planning a move to LA to become rapper. Said he’d just get some students loans and fly out to his new life. It took the homies a WHILE ago convince him that it was a retarded idea. Now he’s working in an oil field in North or South Dakota lmao
Matt saying “good I’m glad it’s growing” to his debt is hilarious
*ITS NOT AN INVESTMENT*
@@Derek_Keenan the jelly bean stock plummeted!
I fucking died
"Nice, 9000. Let's see what we get in the third quarter."
Best answer ever😂😂😂
“I live in the woods bro, come get me.” I love Matt he is such a naturally funny person.
Very Celtic response
@@TheB00tyWarrior
Pretending your debt is an investment and being happy that it’s growing is awesome
😂 for real
“white trash meta knowledge” is such a hilarious phrase
😂
there’s a lot of comedians that are funny because they can string words together in a wild order, but Matt’s funny because he actually does that shit for real lol
it's funny because he has zero awareness of how pathetic he sounds and how little personal responsibility he has :D
@@susugam3004gay
@@susugam3004 negro please
@@susugam3004passive aggressive smiley face at the end marks you out as a punk
@@susugam3004yet he’s banking like minimum 100k a month so who’s the real idiot here you or him?
Hahahaha just straight doing psyops on credit card collectors on his own private time this is insanity
Is that u uncle Joe?
and not even telling anyone ab it while doing it. unreal
Wait, this isnt normal behavior? Must be a Pennsyltucky thing lmfao.
I do it for real. So Baltimore. Not far from pa. @@scumbaggo
@scumbaag what about this comment led you to think it's normal behavior? The original comment implies literally the exact opposite. Short bus rider back in the day huh?
Matt telling Shane to ignore the IRS may be the funniest shit ever
As a born scofflaw with $3k in unpaid parking tickets on my motorcycle in SF with like 100 missed debt collector calls a month, the IRS are the LAST people you wanna ignore. Everybody else can fuck off though.
@@AstroJenkinsFr. I owe paypal $9k and 4 years later no collections or anything.
@@AstroJenkinsirs will ruin your life straight up
@@desertoutlaw3317 Right?! Debt collectors can eat a dick, you guys fucked up buying my debt lol. But IRS and CRA (if Canadian)?? Nah I do not fuck with that
@@AstroJenkinswhat is a scofflaw
“You gotta strike first because they do hit hard.”
-Matt McCusker
Matt needs to get in the same room as Tim Dillon and talk about this.
Real debt meets fake business.
Add sam Hyde to that scenario
@@Hugelybased lmfao imagine Tim calling Matt as a fake debt collector
@@Hugelybased 😂😂😂😂
Sit em both down with Saint Rogie and Theo and talk that biness mane
Matt is one of the funniest people alive
His brain is an anomaly
@@TomMyersComedy that's cause he psychically messes with the mri machine, the mana energy from the shaman cannot be contained
You must be a sad person to think that dude sucks
Matt is a waste of space and ruined Shane's life
@@robertdale8758 whatever hater
“Hello, this is the IRS”
“Double it and give it to the next person”
Holy shit I’m crying
you got to strike first cuz they hit hard. dude this shit had me dying
Lol
😂😂😂
Hahahaha that shit killed me matt is the fuckin best
5:33 "They do it to you! Oh you can't pay your bills? You can't handle your money?"
"I live in the woods, bro. Come get me"
4:24 "It's not an investment! It's not an investment!" 🤣🤣🤣
That part had me rollin 😂
“I thought I was coming home to a lucrative real estate deal but the guys I was working with were committing deed fraud.”
it happens to the best of us 😂
As soon as I saw his cute black wife I KNEW he was funny af
Im new to this show, the Matt lore is crazier than I could ever imagine.
How good is our god
Matts stories of him just living life with no eyes on him are the funniest things to me.
This and him talking about shoplifting from self check out gets me everytime
It goes deep. Welcome to the new world
@@TheHeroChonchodude the shoplifting at self checkout kills me every time
The best is when he brings up something insane, like how he used to hang out in basically a blacks only bar, do/sell percosets and lean, sleep in a trap house and get tucked in at night by a pill head who brought her toddler with her to the trap house, and shane will be like “how have you never told me this before” lmfao
As a former debt negotiator, I can tell you that you had all of the leverage to negate the debt the moment they started contacting anyone other than the debtor for the purposes of collection
hahahahaha so true and im not even a former debt person... well ive had debt before but not the job side lmao. i would always hit them with the classic "you're what the 5th or 6th "company" trying to get this shit from "him/me/etc" and you really think they/me/im is gonna pay it NOW?! hahahahahahahahaha" and then just do more dumb shit like play music or goof on them until they hung up... one time me and my buddy did a filibuster type shit where we just googled debt tax code after we found out the state they were trying to collect from and read these "laws" but made up shit in his favor and just added in like then the person calling trying to collect the debt must suck off the debtor for a minimum of 5 mins if the debt is paid during a fortnight.
lmao they would get soooooo pissed and we would just be like bro it says right here from 1882 on so and sos birthday they made the law in effect for 1000 years lmaooooooooo
That's awesome dude haha
@JohnJohnson67851 only if they cosigned. Morena Baccarin
@@HIGH_noonabsolutely hilarious
Yo can you tell me: How do you convince the debt collector to take the debt off your credit report instead of them just putting that it is paid.
They legit call you up and insult you like Matt was saying.
That is fucking hilarious
These old clips make me love Matt so much more. He's mellowed with age and family
Where can we watch old old clips
@@Sh0rtsYTright here dawg
Shane just saying over and over, "Dude, WHAT are you doing?!" These guys are gold.
Your mom is gold
Double it and pass it to the next person 😂😂😂
I owed Movie Gallery $50ish for late fees when they closed down. Got whoever was calling about it to leave me alone by telling them "sounds like you got robbed" and then laughing.
LMAO 🤣
Matt's for real. I lost my job, 40k truck I had to turn in. 10k in credit card debt. As soon as the 7 year mark hit, bought a house with a 750 credit score
DONT RESPOND IF YOURE COMMITED TO THE DISTANCE
That’s The Sammy School of Debt Avoidance by Samuel Hyde.
@@mr.bidnessman2469 CredMaxing
Yep
For real?
"Rawsteen and Burglar" 😂
"its not an investment" 🤣🤣🤣
My buddy got a call from India asking if he wanted a free "quote" on health insurance?
He kept the poor guy on the phone for 45 minutes trying to get this free "coat" they kept offering,.. I was F'n dying,......
I got one Indian dude calling me for $250 for Windows Defender subscription and I had him on the phone answering line by line what kind of pornography could I watch while owning windows defender.
What bout slam pigs? Can I watch that?
-sir
Big tiddies bro I like em big can I watch that?
-sir. Yes sir. You will.
Nice bro you like big tiddies too bro? Hey anyone in your office got big tiddies bro? What’s her name? Put her on the phone.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. My dog was growling at me cus he thought something was wrong.
Matt leaving 3 minute Backstreet Boys voicemails is probably the funniest thing ever
5:55 “I live in the woods, come get me “ 😂😂😂😂
NEVER PAY BROTHERS. UNITED IN DEBT WE CANNOT FALL. BORROW MORE.
Dawg’s running guerrilla ops against creditors like Wolverines vs the Russians and Cubans.
Thanks to financial guru Matt McCusker, I have decided to personally abandon my $7,000 in credit card debt. I am 26, and the housing market ain’t coming back for a while anyways. Best decision of my life! Shoutout to those card companies for the free purchases!
I hope you maxxed it before doing that because the amount doesn't really matter. Remember not to acknowledge the debt in any form and look up rules in your state to see what they can and can't do, and how fast it will come off your credit report. Godspeed, and thank you for being a hero, taking it back from these scummy predatory lenders
Based af. Have done the same. In the UK though so probably going to get absolutely cucked by the government at some point. YOLO.
How's that going bud? Id imagine it would be easier over the next 7 years to pay it off and have decent credit. I always hear about people having issues because bad credit idk. My advice would be to Hussle and work two jobs and live cheap for like 6 months to pay it off
@@kakimotoK20 going fine bro I incorporated the Sam Hyde method of 'awhh geez dood' now I pay like 60 bucks a month to service an obscene amount of debt. Already paid off two loans in full cos they phoned me and offered to settle for £200 lol.
@@ryangosling135 oh ya that's a much better way, settling. I did that once with a ridiculous hospital bill. Just told them to get fkd for like 2 years then they told me I could pay 25% and call it good. Glad you got it, taking care of it seems like the play
The best play when they call is to give them the runaround. I’ll just slow bleed them for a good 20+ minutes, then right as I’m about give them my card number I’ll be like “Uhh, I think my dog got out, I gotta go” and listen to them freak out for a couple seconds and hang up lol it’s amazing.
Its great matt talked about this. I would say alot of people are secretly in debt and worried and hearing other people taking it light heartedly helps lol
Bro “white trash meta knowledge” is one of the best things I’ve ever heard 😂😂
Play dumb and make sure you say "extreme hardship" - suddenly the calls stop.
Why does the “extreme hardship” work?
@@neurohack9038ah jeeez the pills dude my back man i can maybe pay you… 2 bucks a month??
@@neurohack9038IT DEFINITELY DOES NOT! None of this shit really works. Some collectors will negotiate a lower price under the circumstances, but there is no magic number you can outwait or phrase you can say…
@@neurohack9038something legal dogwhistle
I had a credit card that I ran up about 5-6 years ago that I haven't paid off yet. They first sent me a letter stating I could pay it off with X amount of money which was less than what I actually owe. I never responded and kept getting letters every three months with each letter becoming less and less they wanted from me. My plan is to get to a point where they just completely stop sending me letters and leave me alone. I owe 2 grand and the last letter they sent they were willing to take 379$... I'm almost there boys I'm almost there.
So what i’m hearing is, there is a chance for me😂😂
Keep trucking brother !
I would take the current offer. It could be the last one before they resell it to another collector. Also, you need to get the terms in writing and don't agree until then. Some will say they can't and you kindly tell them to kick rocks until you get it in writing. Lastly, don't agree until they agree to remove the collections from both major credit bureaus.
fucj yea i’d take the 370 brother
don't take the offer. settling on a collection notice will hit your credit score and resets your 7 year counter. stay strong
Matt’s the main character we’re just living in his world
Matt, you're a hero for this
This reminds me of when I used to get regular calls from India with them trying to sell me stuff. I had made a one time purchase and they thought they would just keep calling me every week for months or a year or so. The funny thing is I just became best friends with the guy. When he would call I knew I was never buying anything again and I think he knew it after a few times, so I would just be like "Hey, whats up man? Hows it going? Hows life?" and we became really good friends and would have 30 to 40 minute long deep conversations about life.
I think he enjoyed it because it's better than just going through the cold calling list he had, and I enjoyed it because I always love taking what would normally be a negative experience like a spam call, and turning it into a positive one. I wonder what that guy is up to today. I wonder if I still have his number somewhere.
hahaha your gay
This is one of the best clips yet keep up the good work man
Matt must’ve been in cobra Kai the way he’s handling these debt collectors 😂
Eagle Fang
The Shaman dropping financial wisdom. Hell yeah!
This is legit one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
"i live in the woods bro, come get me"
Matt running away from home so he doesn't have to pay off a credit card is honestly big brain
Trolling scam callers is how I got into psy-ops too tbh 😂
3-minute-long Backstreet Boys voice mails. God tier.
I wish I had friends but since I don't these clips are the next best thing.
🤜🏻
Just a heads up, if any debt collector does anything to you or anyone you know like what happened to Matt, such as calling friends/family/employers or pretending to be attorneys, it is 100% illegal under the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act. You can pursue the debt collector for up to $2.5K per violation.
Yeah I just looked this up, it's awesome
Matt is a secret Gen X'r somehow. It's like he's 46 culturally. I think he is what kept Shane from turning into all the other Brogans. He's lived and currently lives a life full of stories.
Matt’s life would be so much simpler if he could just stop battling strangers
NEVER!
They deserve it.
Also this is the old Matt. Current Matt ain't like this anymore 🙏🏽
these people had no idea they were messing with a psycho
when creditors call my dads house i have not lived in since i was 17 he says im dead.
Collectors vs McCuskers
a history channel special event
Hell yea!! Peepop blessing us dawgs! May God bless peepop with the best sweet treats!
You know you're in trouble when the law firm of Rothstein & Burglar comes after you.
"I'm at war with my ex creditors"
I have never paid a medical bill in my 39 years of life. I never ever answer phone #s I dont know. Just ignore the bills and they honestly disappear
Yep. You can even barter with them if you want. People act like they have to pay. Drives me crazy when I see that shit on Reddit.
@@vhscopyofseinfeld "Aaah dood I hurt my leg bro. My doctor's got me on these pills man I just got out of the hospital cause I got hit by a car dood. I can't pay it bro. Best I can do is $2 a month bro."
@@colzbroeffectboss4619I broke my knee dude
If you own a house or something you do have to pay.
The debt collector bought your debt for pennies on the dollar. Generally you can work them down to pennies on the dollar if your adamant enough.
*you're. If you pay one penny, you re-affirm the debt and the 7 year window resets.
@@clvrswinethe point is to get em down to pennies for a 1 time bulk payment
Barclays took 40% of my debt to close the account. Cheap
@@blockchainprofessor.xno, that’s a suckers way out, if you just lasted the 7 years you don’t have to pay a dime 😂😂
this is nick mullens wet dream
One of the funniest 10 mins of a podcast in the history of podcasts holy fuck
2:40 Nah, what it is is that if you try to negotiate with them or start to pay off the debt, then the clock resets. If you just go 7 years ignoring it, it'll fuck up your credit score, but the collection will eventually be removed from your report.
Yeah don’t mess with them on the phone or confirm who they’re talking to, every time you agree you owe something then it’s seven more years. Fucking with them is funny but just drags it out.
@@Mike-nn3tf i just ask them if they will "level with a nigga" and they always leave me alone after
"Rothstein and Burglar" 😂 😂
Matt just lives such a funny life hahaha
IRS is 3 years statute of limitations. 7 years if they suspect fraud. When I was trying to pass my character and fitness test for the state bar they specifically ask if you owe taxes etc and I owed a shit ton so I had to call the IRS and explain I owed like a ten year old tax debt and the guy on the phone was confused because they had long since moved on. The irs guy basically asked me why I was calling them it’s a decade old. I was trying to do the right thing
Matt and Shane are the only comedians that actually make me laugh out loud and by myself. This is on another level funny
"Rothstein and Burglar"
lmao
As a debt collector and person in debt himself this is hilarious
Damn you feeling both ends of these jokes 🤣🤣
Those dang Rothsteins and their shenanigans. I'm beginning to notice a pattern.
Me too. Only dimwits are poors.
Debt collectors resort to really underhanded tactics... ive had them tell me they're going to visit me at my job and serve me with legal papers, talk to the HR person at my job, talk directly to my manager, etc. They also like to mention shit about court cases that dont exist or pending court cases. They straight up lie constantly.
That's why you never answer them and block each new number they attempt
@old king Crow yep that's what I normally do
@@oldkingcrow777 i usually just rape em
Its a step past lying. They purchase misfortune and then try to threaten people into giving them money that they don't even really own in the first place. Its just like corruption. Legal crime because nobody gives a shit as long as they aren't on the short end of the stick.
“It’s not an investment , it’s not an investment!” 😂😂😂😂
Pro-tip, if you settle, you get taxed on the difference. IRS considers it income. Just move to Colombia for 7 years instead
Matt out here doing the lords work 🙏🏻
"thats what I've been up to bro" "thats pretty sick" 😂
This is the Shaman at his BEST.
I'm definitely stealing these lines when I just stop paying 😂😂😂
One time the IRS just randomly took $400 out of my account, no phone calls, no letters in the mail, nothing. They just took that shit. Don’t play around with them lol
Court summons? Nah thats fake, my warrants are fake too 😂
"Just ignore the IRS and it'll all go away"
-Wesley Snipes
Matt is a little gremlin and its great
McCusker is like a side quest character from a video game
Awww man the taxes shit never goes away, i tried that 7 years shit but ended up paying way more at like year 9
Started listening to these two for Shane but gosh dang is Matt out of his mind hilarious too
Don’t tell them you are going to pay. That resets the 7 years, potentially, bc you have made an arrangement.
"The jellybean stock has plummeted" 😂😂😂
If you owe debt just wait it out. I owed like $6K for a repossessed vehicle when I was like 20. Well the original debtor kept selling the debt to other companies and they kept hitting me up with lower amounts I owed. It finally got down to $1,000 and I payed it.
should've just waited it out or haggled it down more
So you still lost. Shouldve kept hanging up
@@pubbiehive some states allow them to take you to debtors’ court even if you don’t acknowledge it, then it’s a legit summons the sheriff drops off and if you don’t show up they can garnish your wages. Some real bullshit.
Or you could not be a POS, and pay for the things you buy
You gotta tell them you can pay $600 because you gotta buy pills for your leg tomorrow and the money's gonna be gone
It isn’t when you go to sell a house that old debts will come out of the woodwork - it’s when you go to buy one. The hard inquiry by a mortgage or finance company will trigger judgment-holders to believe you may now have adequate assets to make a significant purchase. They will either start trying to hit you up for the money again, or, perfect their judgment into a lien secured against any non-exempt real property you own - putting it at risk of foreclosure without repayment.
This was the funniest yet, thank u for these videos
Sam Hyde approach I got these bills man
Ahh geez dude
the pills bro
Ahhhh geeeeeze dude, 350??
This made me feel a lot better about my debt😂
This may be the best classic clip of mssp
The IRS will take money right out of your checks and your returns.
this is absolute TOP TIER content holy fuck lmao
Running away from home as a grown man is such a baller move
the most satisfying thing is when an aggressive debt collector or telemarketer tells you to stop calling them
I ain paying y’all a dime baby bye bye bye lol I can see him early in morning headed to work calling them through Bluetooth in his truck singing
A debt collector can’t garnish shit, they’re not the government
Once you lose the case, you can be served with an an Order to Appear. That date is not optional, as it's an order. The date is to establish your ability to pay. The court will order a repayment amount based on your ability to pay.
Lol. No one knows law here. The legal advice is hilarious. Although in matts defense, they cant drag you out but they can get a warrant against for not appearing in court and theh cam take your stuff if you do not appear. The only problem is they have to appear in the jurisdiction wjere the debtor is. If the debtor doesnt have any money, there is all losses. Its nog worth it for these companies to go through that hassle
I found this especially funny, because I remember my dad grabbing the home phone at any chance that it was a telemarketer and going into the back room and telling them the most heinous things to get his stress out for the day. Meanwhile my mom is mad af by the time he gets done.
In 2016 my homie was seriously planning a move to LA to become rapper. Said he’d just get some students loans and fly out to his new life. It took the homies a WHILE ago convince him that it was a retarded idea.
Now he’s working in an oil field in North or South Dakota lmao
Cmon man you can’t clip a wiggers wings, gotta let them boys fly!
What was the point of this story? It makes no sense. And student loans to become a rapper? Did an AI bit make this story up or something?
My only fear of living in the woods is a Ruby ridge scenario taking place.