MSSP - The Struggle Of Being A High School Teacher
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- Опубликовано: 6 апр 2022
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 103 and 171 
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I love how Shane gets cancelled for being semi racist towards asians in a joke, but there's literally clips like this lmaoo
It's true though. There are some 17 year olds who look 24
@@charismatic9467 lol
What do you mean clips like this?Clips of him being a high t man?
the woke are rebranding pedos as "minor attracted people", Shane is too conservative for them only being into highschoolers
He's not a semi racist. He's a bigrig enthusiast dummy.
Dude said "I have the balls of a Roman Senator". That shit was funny.
Matt has ridiculous lines 😂
🤣🤣
This is the shaman in his absolute flow state. 432 Hz off the dome
That's the same ripple on water...or sand.
Shane trying to bait Matt into saying creepy shit is the best.
It doesn’t take much lol
@ChrisphillipchanladyburnellHe does for sure but it’s funny when Shane does this.
@Chrisphillipchanladyburnell it's part of the charm
@Chrisphillipchanladyburnell a shaman who doesnt try is just a sha
And Matt trying to give Shane boners 🤣
One kid in my highschool got caught wonkin his willy and his excuse was that they shouldn’t have put him near the hot girls if they didn’t want him to do it. What a shaman in the making.
The tismos always masturbate in class. I’ve seen 3 different female tismos trying to inconspicuously masturbate in class. They writhe around and have funny faces. Super secret.
Psychopathic behavior 100%
what a king
He’s got a good point
Buy that mini dawg a flute
"I have the balls of a Roman senator"
I'm making this into a t shirt for xmas
Bringgg him to meee
@@qwerty6574send me one
Feel like Im on some sort of list now after watching this
“Oh the hottest girls on the planet?” Oh my god dude 💀💀
17-24 is literally peak
It’s objectively true
He’s not wrong
These fucking comments lmao
Prime years
Bro one teacher I had in high school picked up this girls stray hair from the desk and the next day gave it to her saying “you left this here”. Legend and also probable convicted felon
that's a psycho play
Probably has daughters and a great guy lol
Hooooooo boyyyyyy… that made me feel uncomfortable
I had an algebra teacher who married one of his students who was like a third of his age! He was this hideous haggard dude that smelled bad and had tenure, and the chick was like a gorgeous part-asian chick with a thick, muscley field hockey body 😥 the teacher legit looked like one of those bird things from Dark Crystal
@@bougiebum9138 bahaha one of my best gal pals finally showed me that movie cuz its her fav and i totally get it
As Sam Hyde one said “they’re sexualizing minors now, and it’s getting to the point where even I’m uncomfortable with it”
Lol Sam Hyde is literally the biggest pedophile too so that’s sooooo funny lmfao 😂
Lol
Sam Hyde? the loser 4chan groyper? naw son keep that name off my midnight scroll lmao i slapped tf out him in RI ALL MY HOMIES HATE SAM HYDE
Yeah he even likes doing BDSM with 16 year olds
People who don’t know: 😁
Those who know: 🫥
This conversation made me noticeably uncomfortable, bravo boys
Gay
Low-T tiny balls get your test up boy
Low T
It made me fuckign hard
I'm a DAWG so this may seem biased but these two are the most relatable and FUNNIEST guys in the game...FOR ROME!
You sound like Chris and Yannis tho
Shane and Matt remind me of each half of a man brain. Prove me wrong
Hell yeah dude, especially when you’re a Catholic conservative highschool kid in south eastern PA. I’m literally their exact demographic
@@zakb4198 they did say that on history hyenas alot but that particular reference was to them talking about the Roman hierarchy just taking bbgs and young boys whenever they wanted earlier in this clip!
@@zakb4198 Uh ohhh! You put him on NOTICE!!
It's always hilarious when Matt says something that's way off and Shane has to reign him in.
“Do you, low T.” 😂
"has to think about health and... physiognomy" lmaoooo
"You can't soap up the squad, dude" is fucking hilarious. I think about it almost every day 😂
One of my teachers told us a story about when he just started as a teacher and had to work at the mall during the summer. He saw a cute girl and started talking to her and asked for her number. Then in the fall he found out that girl was a student at our high school.
Brutal
@@vhscopyofseinfeldyour profile pic goes hard
so did your teacher just tell that story in front of the whole class or...
How does this exist? How has this not been scrubbed from the internet by Netflix 😂
This might be one of the greatest clips in podcasting history
God I love playing this podcast through blue tooth with my windows down in drive thrus
“you and me have something special stacy” 👨🏼🦳
I stg I got the perfect story for this lol
When I was in middle school we had a substitute teacher named Mr. Hair, dude looked pretty young so probably 24ish.
The years continue and he sometimes subs at the high school now too since it was across the parking lot, eventually being a full time elective teacher. So I’m in 10/11th grade and I notice he’s always been a lil extra nice to this girl named Emily in my class, like too nice. He’d wait for her in the hall outside his room between classes and just say lil remarks to her but nothing sexual. So I don’t really think nothing of it, I mean we’ve all known him since we were like 12 so it’s not crazy to think he’s more familiar with certain students, plus I thought he was gay cause he 100% had that type of momentum going.
Eventually rumors start that Mr. hair is crackin this Emily girl and a lot of people are joking about it, not really taking it seriously cause that would be insane.
Well we graduate and I shit you not, less than a year later those two get married while she’s still 18 lmao. Turns out they also went to the same church, no idea if that was before or after he started being a teacher but regardless it’s wild cause this man has 100% been catching some undercooked cuddie for a min.
That was 6 years ago and they’re going strong, just had a kid during the pandemic
Honestly there’s been a lot of teacher student action at the school I went to. Sadly it was never me lol
Good for them
Daaaaaaamn
That’s some groomer action. Man was preparing that
He cultivated that punani for years.
@@Hats502fucking hero. Salute ‘im.
I’m worried for Matt’s sake about what he’s gonna say in this one based on the title.
My sister had to live with me when she was around 16 and I was like 24. Was a shitty situation but I let her have friends over until it became a problem… we had a pool and these girls wanted to come over all the time. Walking around the house in their bikinis and shit, and of course I got my bros over hanging out until I realized this was a fucking dangerous situation lol.
I told my sister, hey you needa tell your friends they can’t be walking around the house in their bikinis and shit the whole time they’re here.
She says “why?”
Me “ what do you mean why? I don’t need someone going to jail”
She kept playing dumb like she didn’t understand so I finally got pissed and told her straight up we don’t need one of your friends sneaking off with one of my buddies and fucking, you’re gonna get me in god damn trouble and you won’t have anywhere to live….
Her - “ my friends wouldn’t do that”
Me - “ you’re a fucking idiot they ain’t coming over anymore then”
good ish
Should’ve smashed
"They wouldn't do that"
Lol for sure
Sure, makes sense what you’re saying to her but it’s defo on the fellas to reign that shit in in that situation lol
Good on you sir. That had to be tough but wise n mature above your years
Matt saying he has the balls of a Roman senator is one of the funniest god damn things I’ve ever heard in my life
I taught high school for five years. Can confirm. Young girls will do everything in their power to get teachers thrown in jail. I would NEVER be alone with them in the classroom.
Don't be alone with any underage girl or girl you don't know too well. They just have too much power to ruin your life with a lie
@@frame-perfectadskip9159 theyll pull a darcy every time
@@mattmitche11Darcy told the truth though .
You smashed huh
The Hunt (2012)
In HS we had a teacher who was suspected of grooming the girls and low and behold, he got charged last year for soliciting sex with a minor
in hs my teacher got charged with r*ping a freshman lol brockton high
my hs had several sex scandals, mostly among teachers, but a few cheerleaders got it on with the history teacher. Also rumors that an english teacher got a train ran on her by the basketball team
@@lolmouf she ended up on Oreilly factor and my older brother got her job
i think everyone’s high school had a teacher that was smashing the students
@@BostonBlues ma????
In high school we had 2 teacher/coaches that dated and ended up marrying former students... one asked the girl out the day we graduated lol
Real Ass Dude of the week
Literally nothing wrong with that if he marries her.
@@gaseredtune5284a little wrong with that.
get this guy on a list@@gaseredtune5284
I don’t think either of these dudes have ever had a 5 minute conversation with a 17-18 year old girl.
They cant
Why would you want to?
This has inspired me to get some high school snizz while I still can
Tell your daddy in prison to take it easy on ya. That rectum is gonna be SMOKING
Imagining what the edit was here is hilarious
@@DockyPerky right lol
@@DockyPerky hahaha
Alright alright alright...
I'm absolutely mistified that shane got cancelled for the fucking mild chinee bit when stuff like this exists
What's wrong with this?
@@andylarkin5779shut up dude
You cant be taking this seriously bro
@@Swindel67 nah I don’t think he should be cancelled for either I’m just saying this is way more “cancellable” from the point of view of those pussy journalists
*mystified
“Alright let’s end it” - proceeds to talk about it for 10 more minutes
I'm a young single high school teacher and don't really have issues. Yeah, some older class girls obviously developed more than others. But you gotta just keep er' movin lol. The college TAs and student teachers are fair game lol.
Every time I’ve worked with kids there’s always some 20-25-ish baes all stressed out hanging around. Very high quality too.
@@FumblsTheSniper you mean struggling single moms?
This one was tip toeing the line and it was absolutely hilarious lol
Holy shit they Wilding for this LMFAOO
Shane looks like my wife in the thumbnail 😂
That sucks dude
Stop bragging
@@tylerbigelow2502 😂
Lmfao
Hot wife
The dawgs talking about the difficult topics
As developed as they seem, it does not mean their 18.
ATTABOY
they’re
@@PepsiFuture You're a Virgin
Chris Delia and Shane should start a podcast together. Lots of common ground.
Both great comedians who fuck?
You’re such a pussy
Do you, Low T 😂
9:05 shane could not control himself lmao
This was the wildest thing I’ve heard in a minute 😂
I don’t know if I’m drunk but this is one of the best of the secret cast 💕
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
I went to my homies party when I was 21-22 and met this pretty girl there. I knew we went to the same high school but I didn’t know when she graduated, I knew it wasn’t my class, so I figured she was a year or two older.
So I’m just making casual conversion and eventually start hitting on her and it’s going good. Then it’s getting a lil frisky, all while in the middle of the party.
That’s when my homie calls me over and told me that was the 16 year old sister of our class mates.
Whoops lol
Hell yeah dude 👊🏿
Lucky lol
@@zerocool5395 You should be disarticulated
Favorite channel on RUclips. Good job w these clips.
Never stop doing these clips.
This comment section is sketchy. You're not supposed to say it out loud fellas..
The alphabet boys got us on a list after watching this
This conversation is as honest as it gets
I like how they where roasting the guy to quit being a teacher and shane is like ya i couldnt be a teacher lmao
Oh god I feel normal
Craziest convo ever
I went to a recruiting event at a high school and it was the strangest experience ever. The teachers didn't look any older than the students. I eventually figured out all the nervous or mad ones were students, the bored ones were teachers.
I almost peed at the barber today listening to this.
Two football coaches at my school too. Both got popped for the ladies . Worked out at my gym . It was way after I graduated too. It’s never a surprise dude.
Yeah I had a priest teacher in Catholic high school in the 90s who did and said the creepiest stuff to the girls (that's the surprising part, girls, not boys). A few years ago he got caught with thousands of images and videos of kid stuff. My first thought was "what took so long."
BTW he finally got popped because he did the classic BTK move and printed stuff on the communal printer at the parish he was at and some old church lady found it.
Fuckin peepop you got my laughing before I even open the video
matt is funniest man on planet
In college only go for the 18’s hell yeah dudes.
as a high t man I can relate. I would never allow myself to be icarus
He said a Roman Senator lmao😂😂😂
This is the most baffling MSSP clip ever😅, it’s got me dying laughing but damn it feels wrong laughing at it
"I have the balls of a Roman senator" 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
i remember my old high school teacher added me right after graduation , texted platonically and never smashed . rip
Drake flying too coose to the sun. Shane predicted it
Satan couldn't extract this from me
Deadass. I will not confirm anything
i taught middle school and it was fine. i taught high school and it was rough. 😬 you're a liar if you don't know what i'm talking about.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile
_"I have the balls of a Roman senator, dude."_
Relatable
Seeing the thumbnail this could go one of two ways...
Maybe women should be the only ones allowed to teach 😂😂
Everyone would end up retarded…
@@PepsiFuture end up retarded or diddled
That's part of the reason we got so many pussies running around now
so that's why they call it a teenis
My guy said PHYSIOMANY 😂 LOL
If I ever have a daughter and she wants to argue about wearing shorts to school and comes up with some feminist response ima show them this video
lol Matt said "physiotomy"
Lmao Matt definitely watched Spartacus or some kind of Roman show
He said it was from Spartacus
This one is wild lol 😂
Hahaha this is a good one. Shoutout physionomy
This is insane how this isn’t deleted yet
My moms highschool math teacher came to her party and dropped acid with everone lmao late 70s. What a time to b alive
My former history teacher who now is the girls basketball ball coach is on trial right now for sleeping with a couple students. Ironic i saw this clip after lol.
Legit just got home from my junior ring mass lol
“Got the cork more firm in the bottle”
good to hear from peepop ;p
“You and me have something special Stacy” BRO IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR🤣🤣🤣🤣
God damn this is a good clip
Dude these girls go to college parties and some are the best looking ones and you find out they r 17 and you want to go to confession.
You have a serial murderer name
Repent
Fucking hysterical talking about the girls. I was crying in my truck. So true!🤦♂️
You gotta weird fantasy focusing on high school girls - Phil Gillis
“I have the balls of a Roman senator”
😩👌🏼💦
The most notorious.
He sure is
This is the wildest shit on RUclips
My class got my gym teacher fliers for recording us during gym class
Physiotomy lmao
Not where I thought this was gonna go. Thought it was how much, or rather how little, they get paid lol
This is uncomfortably relatable.
Edit: lost the relatable part at about 10:00 lmao
Holy shit, it’s like either Shane or Matt was almost crossing the line but never crossed it 😂😂😂😂😂
nah they fs crossed that shit multiple times😂
@@mattgoyeau 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I got balls of a Roman senator" 5:01 love it
can’t soap up the squad
I need to hear more of Shane's Louis CK impressions. Oh my god, I didn't know such a thing was possible.