MSSP - The Boys Get Their First Sponsor
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 69 70
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Matt is literally the wildest bull in podcasting, no one’s touching the shaman in the category of comedic chaos…..
Ari and Matt need to do some shit together. Two agents of chaos combining forces would be unstoppable.
“Imagine if I was like eww labia are gross… off of them” 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol this idea sounds like it came from Randy Marsh 😂
I've had a friend who got circumcised in high school (post crumming) and he said he wouldn't recommend it to anyone. No offense but I don't know why Americans insist to do this to your kids 😂
If you look it up they got fooled by a jewish doctor who was into their weird purity culture 😂
The uploads help being me on Deployments. Appreciate
I'm peepop's only patreon subscriber
Praise be🙏 Let us commune..
Matt is so underrated with the “yeah dude a helmet for my bird” idk why that had me busting up laughing
When the notorious peepop uploads I’ll be here
Word. Stay up dawgs
@@DukeGouliezDuring these trying times, the Dawgz remain undefeated.
Bless the Dawgs
Doing the lords work, reviving the Old Testament
I'm on month 3 of wearing manhoods, and will never go back. The cast has been such positive and totally-not-racist force in my life.
You weirdo
You’re a weird sex freak
Uncircumcised bros stand up!!!! ✊🐘
Shut up
Ant eaters unite
😂😂 🐘 🐘
We in this bitch! We were ridiculed in high school. Who's laughing now pussys.
Shane hearing the term “bellend” which we use constantly in the uk is so funny. Calling someone a bellend is one of our mightiest insults
The term bellend is easily Britain’s greatest contribution to the world
I love bellend. I do electrical work and we use PVC conduit a lot, one end has a "bell" on so that's the bellend, I always have fun with that
As a fan of uk television I call everyone bellends up here in northern Illinois, tosser is also equally hysterical…..
@@dakotalenzi7630 I love calling a dick a bird too but I don't think that's from the UK
Here in the US we use the term “mushroom” head or tip lol
Getting circed should definitely be the guys choice later in life.
Not in the AM bro
Tmi
The doctor who circed me fucked up the surgery and had to do it again, i lost half my bird due to infection
I laugh every day with these clips. Sometimes just the thought of Shane's big dumb head makes me smile or even straight crack up out loud.
Thank you step daddy peepop. Our real dads abandoned us but we can count on you
Peepop is the dad who stepped up
@@rileygally2967he came back with cigs and milk 🤲
Manhood Canada I’m fucking dead
Second only to The Mangrate 😂
"Bell End" is a UK for slang for cock or the knob. Also Knob End, Knob.
yup
I had heard that circumcision decreases sensitivity, but I never knew why. Remove the sheath and it gets calloused, makes sense.
The ancient procedure cut much less of the foreskin off. The modern technique cuts so much off that the nerves in your glans get damaged, causing insensitivity. This is also why the modern circumcised glans is typically shriveled.
Calloused like a construction worker’s hands
It's funny but it's really true. I didn't know this until a few years ago but I found a subreddit of a bunch of guys talking about how much they hate that they were circumcised because they lost so much feeling. It was one of those subreddits like r/smalldickproblems that you start reading at 2am.
Anyways it makes sense. It's funny to hear Matt and Shane talk about it but after doing more reading on it a few years ago I'm convinced that in the future circumcision will be one of those things people talk about how crazy it was that we used to do. Kind of like lobotomies. Once you go real deep down the rabbit hole you find out some really dark and weird shit about it too. Like about the history of how we started doing it and why doctors still tell us to do it.
@@adamgerald849the Jews populised cutting your penis off as a sacrifice to Moloch, srs
It it's not just the tip, it's actually 1/2 the skin surface area of the dick that gets removed, and the part with the most nerve endings. Not cool.
Horses are like wireless docking stations. Dude is a genius. Of course they are.
My cock sleeve fell off n out my pant leg at work it was very embarrasing....
Finally a sponsor we can all get up inside of
“Have you heard of the Manhood?”
“Yeah.”
“YOU HAVE?”
“Why are you laughing you’re making a mockery out of the mangrate…”
If Matt really has a Wax Dong, I will buy one.
Proprietary blend
Wax Dong sounds like an Asian man who specialises in the eastern arts of dong maintenance
@@HarryMaddison Probably right. I knew I could not get an actual wax for my willie.
Matt's proprietary dong wax
Dong Wax
Mssp dicksleeve sponsor feels right
What the heck is going on..I hope WE GET MORE GILLY AND KEEVES
Season 2 didn't come out that long ago
Salesman Matt, true businessman at heart. He's selling tf out of his product. I want one and im 🍆 less
Don’t disparage the Man Grate. No more dry meat!
This product sounds like some dude got super high and tried to think where the word “manhood” came from and then came up with an elaborate theory and a product because of it 💀💀💀
I support Matt in the resurrection of foreskin
So glad I’m not circ’d. Where my fellow sensitive dawgs at
I agree with Matt, cave folks did not circ
If theres no peepop in heaven im not goin
The Peepop doth provide.
Bird helmet
“If the thing falls off, I’m toast” lmfao
This is an old episode right? Was there ever a dong update?
They should commission you to make their thumbnails for them
They tried so hard not to have sponsors just for it to turn into this; so good lmaooooo. Shane later talking bout Louis making fun of them for having a patreon AND sponsors lmao. Ahhh the memories.
Bought one fr
Shout out to Randy
I love it
when you post
Peepoppa
Throw my thumb
In the air
Cuz you
A true playa
RESTORE THA FORE
I think this is the best moment in the cast’s history
Matt is becoming my favorite person on the planet😂 so funny dude. Who tf thinks like this🤣
Good lord these guys are hilarious. Best podcast available.
Thank God and all of creation for you two fellas. Absolutely ridiculous, but true of heart. You guys made me go get my rash checked out hahahaha.
Shoutout to this company for being the first. Go support them. Reclaim your foreskin
"Canada is the silicon valley of dong maintenance." Canadian here. Can not confirm.
Mad props to Pops 🤜
Bell End is Irish/British
Anyone watching in 24 after the male member ep
Matt consoling his bird because it thinks its getting action from the bird helmet and getting swole up going "nah little dude its just a bird helmet slow down" killed me
Everytime I hear about Dong Wax it makes me laugh so much, everything is related to this
oh boi I was waiting for this one, this entire saga is fucking hilarous
kkkocks rise up
i didnt circ my son. team kusker lol
I'm a huge MSSP fan but im starting to wonder if Matt's one of those flat-earther people. He's the Shaman for sure, but he does seem the type
That magic eifhtball bit! Hahahaa
Dick nest gang please stand up 🆙
This product is just sheath without the undies surrounding it
Thank you daddy peepop. Shane and the shaman are on a darkness retreat and you’re just what we need now
Is that zucker nerd in the back 😂
Zucker fuck
"GDP has increased"- Canada
Even their sponsorship is a bit.
The boys are so young here
I swear Shane grew up the same as me, but my UC friends name was DD, not DT plus like every other childhood memory he explains
Circ'd might be the funniest word ive ever heard 😂😂😂
3:00-3:23 quite possibly the worst time to take a bite of mushy cereal.
Matt (what's it gonna be today?) McCusker.
I forgot about this gem
Peak Matt here 😂
Need this with no slop this week
😢 I'm a grower this won't work
😂😂 relatable
cut boys be low key raging and laughing like me😅
I'd hate my parents so much if they pretty much had me mutilated and pretty much at birth.
I mean... Why? All of us that had our shit cut off don't remember it. Its great. Looks great. Chicks dig it. You like chicks dude? Fuckin pussy. You wouldn't be mad at your parents for making your peenis more beautiful for women's. You sound like a feminists.
Sad to be you
@justinsmith4562
What's sad about that? It's sad that people don't understand the severity of what their parents have done to them, so they just keep the cycle going. Removing the majority of the penis' nerves and removing the glands' protective cover makes the nerves of the glands less sensitive after being exposed, rubbing on clothing and drying out if that wasn't bad enough. The end of the penis is supposed to be moist, circumcision has the same effect as removing your eyelids.
I’m walking to the lords house
in West Chester
Honorable Peepop, I love you and thank you, and may the gods bless you.
Only RUclips channel i still listen to.
Me and Matt are the exact same different phase every week
Babe wake up. The dawgs are back.
Lol theyll still suck it😂
It's like a belt buckle hahaha
Thank you so much PeePop. The edits are great.
But fr does it work
My church🙏
Leakin' Smeg dude
*POPS!*
Hilarious as always
We love you peepop!
Lmao
Holy, this was hilarious
fracking?
All for it
0:58 😂😂😂
Best sponsor
Moisture on your d pad is the best way to get an infection super fast. It’ll just be red bumps but it’s not cute trust me. I was using lotion on heat rash on my stomach and poof straight down town
This a top 5 upload peepop good stuff homie
Does it really work to make it sensitive? Anyone try it?
The national bird of Japan is a flaccid teenis. 🐔
Hearing a yank call it a "bell end" made me proud😅 I didn't think that had made it out the UK yet
You got wronged for sure
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