Are We Gonna Need A Bigger Boat? Jaws for the NES, Ranked! | Episode 46

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @kevinkuenn5733
    @kevinkuenn5733 3 месяца назад +47

    Long time fan of Jaws for NES over here. I can't wait to be emotionally devastated by Jeff's take on it.

    • @Livingeidolon
      @Livingeidolon 3 месяца назад +5

      So? How do you feel?

    • @kevinkuenn5733
      @kevinkuenn5733 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@@LivingeidolonRocked to my foundation

    • @Livingeidolon
      @Livingeidolon 3 месяца назад +3

      @@kevinkuenn5733 I'm sorry?

  • @PinballRJ
    @PinballRJ 3 месяца назад +17

    Love the palm trees at the end of jaws, native to New England

    • @Hndshks
      @Hndshks Месяц назад

      Pretty sure this is set in Jaws 4, so it would be in the Bahamas. This is also why there is an airplane sequence for the bonus level, and why you have to stab the shark with the boat at the end.

  • @prismaticowl
    @prismaticowl 3 месяца назад +21

    If y'all haven't played Jaws, you do not understand how insane it is that Jeff one-shot the damn thing at the end. The hitbox on that fucking shark is so finnicky that I was never able to stab him when I was a kid. Even when I did a TAS awhile back, it took a few reloads before I realized where the hell you actually needed to hit. And Jeff did it like it was nothin'!

    • @Mrster
      @Mrster 3 месяца назад +3

      He also landed on the hangar ship in Top Gun despite dreading it.

    • @DjViceroy
      @DjViceroy 3 месяца назад

      To be fair we were children.

    • @twistedoperator4422
      @twistedoperator4422 3 месяца назад

      Never let people tell you gaming journalists suck at games.

    • @kevinkuenn5733
      @kevinkuenn5733 3 месяца назад

      He even wasted two out of his three strobes at the start! It was like Jaws felt sorry for him and just swam right into the correct spot.
      If you know what you're doing it's not hard at all, but usually it takes some patience as you wait patiently for Jaws to swim into the correct spot to stab him.

  • @AquaShibby3000
    @AquaShibby3000 3 месяца назад +54

    I like to think that when Jeff is on his death bed, and his life is flashing before his eyes, he will 100% think the words "Dinowarz: Destruction of Spondylous"

    • @rygar8bit2
      @rygar8bit2 3 месяца назад +20

      When his grandchildren ask him how his life was he'll start with if it was better or worse than Dinowarz.

    • @MtrCtyKid
      @MtrCtyKid 3 месяца назад +5

      It's my favorite recurring theme/game comparison. Just beating out Low G Man: The Low Gravity Man

    • @Koalopoti
      @Koalopoti 3 месяца назад +5

      I'm from the future, and Jeff's death is actually what kicks off the Destruction of Spondylous. We must keep this man alive as long as possible.

    • @kiloyardstare
      @kiloyardstare 3 месяца назад +2

      It's called fan service, man. I suspect the man actually knows how to pronounce Spondylous, too!

    • @stephenlock420
      @stephenlock420 3 месяца назад +2

      @@KoalopotiJeff may not be the hero that saves us from the Dinowarz, but it is the science that will lead us to salvation.

  • @Lupinvej
    @Lupinvej 3 месяца назад +22

    In Denmark, Jaws was called “Dødens Gab” - directly translating to “Deaths Yawn”

    • @Spirit0f
      @Spirit0f 3 месяца назад +1

      Oddly enough "Death's Yawn" was going to be the original name for "Operation Secret Storm". Fact.

  • @jkrycz
    @jkrycz 3 месяца назад +9

    The way enemies in Fist Of The North Star pulsate and explode when you punch them is one of the most insane pieces of animation on the platform.

  • @ericfuchs123
    @ericfuchs123 3 месяца назад +11

    Somebody should make an energy drink called “Dinowarz: Destruction of Spondylous” so it can be on both epic ranking lists.

  • @AmyZonkers
    @AmyZonkers 3 месяца назад +7

    I don't really see Jeff's logic that Double Dragon 1 is better than 2. The latter is better in literally every way. Sure, the platform stuff is wonky but the first game's platforming was even worse. And the two-player simultaneous play alone makes it leagues above its predecessor.

  • @LockeTheCole
    @LockeTheCole 3 месяца назад +1

    That Jaws game recasts Jaws as the hero, trying to take out the evil hunter who is destroying all the wildlife in the ocean.

  • @Koalopoti
    @Koalopoti 3 месяца назад +4

    Fist of the North Star's 5-second tracks make me wish *my* head would explode.

  • @nathanielrohr3176
    @nathanielrohr3176 3 месяца назад +5

    How serendipitous that Jeff would place 177 on the JAWS leaderboard while his cursor was still on 177 from the previous ranking.

  • @MNeely
    @MNeely 3 месяца назад +4

    One of the highlights of these streams, for me at least, is seeing the absolute breadth of RetroAchievements.

  • @MonotoneTim
    @MonotoneTim 3 месяца назад +6

    God does that Fist of the North Star game look like an upgraded Action 52 title.

  • @sicjake
    @sicjake 3 месяца назад +3

    Beating Jaws without the sub upgrade, Jeff continues to be a threat 😅

  • @infernomance
    @infernomance 3 месяца назад +2

    "All of the combat just seems to be you baiting the attack out, and then walking in and attacking them" Little Ninja Brothers has been confirmed to be the first Souls-like.

  • @fortheloveofbog
    @fortheloveofbog 3 месяца назад +1

    Really appreciate that as we get further into this we're finding a lot more like, weird stuff that just has a form you wouldn't expect. And you can see why they might not be held up as a "lost classic" but they've got a certain charm!

  • @eternalreturnal
    @eternalreturnal 3 месяца назад +1

    It's funny how, out of context, Jeff's review of Double Dragon II sounds by the end like he's talking about Doom Eternal

  • @MissAshley42
    @MissAshley42 3 месяца назад

    I now know a Super Chinese RPG exists. This video series has once again improved my life.

  • @Stuey105
    @Stuey105 3 месяца назад +1

    Double Dragon 2 brings back such a specific memory of playing it with older family friend's kids and very tiny me needing them to jump the gap at the start of the second level for me every time. I haven't thought about that in years.

    • @PowerNGlory
      @PowerNGlory 3 месяца назад

      My specific memory of that game was when the game came out and having my dad call the one local rental place we went to a lot to see if they had it. They didn't at first, but called us a short time later and said they got one and they would hold it until we got there. A cousin and me played that game all weekend. Don't think we ever beat it though.

  • @RetroDrew
    @RetroDrew 3 месяца назад

    My math is most likely off on this one (going off of memory here) but I think this brings the total number of games Jeff has beaten on this show to 3 or 4?
    I can recall these 3 for sure:
    Jaws
    Lifeforce
    Trojan

  • @Johnsonicv
    @Johnsonicv 3 месяца назад

    Hell yeah Sword of Vermilion!
    Was my very first RPG. Always thought the combat was neat (though it hasn't aged very well). Now it's largely forgotten but will always hold a special place in my heart.

  • @bigdavet99
    @bigdavet99 3 месяца назад +2

    I have a love of Jaws that i will never lose. I had a terrible grandmother who was borderline abusive and gave horrible presents. For example for 8th grade graduation I got a briefcase. Then one random birthday i got a video game. Im sure she found it in a bargain bin but it meant so much because it seemed like she cared for once. I still pop that cart in a few times a year.

  • @DeXandBanjo
    @DeXandBanjo 3 месяца назад +1

    I was playing some JAWS on my Odin 2 last night! Brings back good childhood memories. It's a fine game.

  • @takaroth
    @takaroth 3 месяца назад +2

    god I have SO much nostalgia for little ninja brothers, i dunno why but I LOVED that game but never owned it and probably only rented it once or twice but I still remember loving it so much. I couldn't have gotten that far in it either. I should play it again...

  • @Ghadius
    @Ghadius 3 месяца назад +6

    It's easy to forget Action 52 has 52 whole games so that can really throw your count off when it comes to how big the NES library really is.

    • @Kenny-Blankenship
      @Kenny-Blankenship 3 месяца назад

      One of them is even similar to Jaws. Oh, sharks.

  • @TevorTheThird
    @TevorTheThird 3 месяца назад

    I think the main problem with Jaws, if we take it for what it is, is a lack of enemy variety and pattern complexity as the game progresses.
    Imagine if as you leveled up you kept getting new and more challenging encounters. It sorta does that already but poorly. I mean new enemy types, denser groups, more complex encounters, deeper maps maybe with actual varied geography, etc. Not just extra little sharks.
    It'd still be short and simple but that's ok. If it's just a shooter then do good shooter stuff.

  • @spacemeng
    @spacemeng 3 месяца назад +1

    Black Belt for the Master System was another fantastic Fist of the North Star game. IDK why North America didn't get the Fist of the North Star branding for that one, but it's one of my favorite SMS games.

  • @ladambell
    @ladambell 3 месяца назад

    2:46:10 My younger brother and I enjoyed Little Ninja Brothers so much as kids that it was one of the only games we rented more than once.

  • @tomp2449
    @tomp2449 3 месяца назад

    Thanks to Jeff I downloaded Retroarch and am making my own personal list of ranked NES games.

  • @CromulentKajiggers
    @CromulentKajiggers 3 месяца назад +2

    Soooo, did Jeff just rank Fist of the North Star 177 and then immediately play Jaws and placed 177th on the leaderboard?

  • @SiGhast
    @SiGhast 2 месяца назад

    1:56:28
    Just like the shrine entrances in Tears of the Kingdom. God I wish I could experience that game as a more pure being.

  • @d.s.i.6722
    @d.s.i.6722 3 месяца назад +1

    I obsessively played Last Battle on the Genesis when it came out, had no idea that there was an NES version, it's blowing my mind

  • @VinnyVance
    @VinnyVance 3 месяца назад

    You know, Jaws actually follows the plot of Jaws: The Revenge pretty closely. Its one of the finest Mario Van Peebles joints out there and also stars Michael Caine.

  • @justinc.5591
    @justinc.5591 3 месяца назад +1

    You know the Fantasy Zone OST is good when it’s still catchy even in neutered NES form.

  • @funforalgernon
    @funforalgernon 3 месяца назад +1

    Jeff took a Pit Fighter power pill before this one, what energy!

  • @kevyn999
    @kevyn999 3 месяца назад +1

    Jaws showing up right before the 4th of July seems pretty appropriate.

  • @Kenny-Blankenship
    @Kenny-Blankenship 3 месяца назад

    I checked on that Fist of the North Star game. The ending is just a credits screen with music. With some drawing to the right. Not worth beating it.

  • @jackmehoff9616
    @jackmehoff9616 3 месяца назад

    I knew it would happen! First completed game on the ranking.

  • @xtlm
    @xtlm 3 месяца назад

    Jaws, the original JRPG Random Encounter machine.

  • @teeveeparty
    @teeveeparty 3 месяца назад

    What level do we need to get your patreon to for you to do all the European and Japan exclusives?

  • @Mrster
    @Mrster 3 месяца назад

    The Jaws underwater theme always just sounded like someone took the '90s Spider-Man cartoon theme but made it almost monotone.

  • @teeveeparty
    @teeveeparty 3 месяца назад +4

    With apologies for being 'that guy', Tengen and Sunsoft actually put out different versions of Fantasy Zone, with the North American version being the worse of the two.

  • @MAMoreno
    @MAMoreno 3 месяца назад +1

    Considering that the NES Jaws game is based on Jaws: The Revenge, the assessment that the parts are better than the whole is quite appropriate.

  • @vookatos
    @vookatos 3 месяца назад +1

    I feel like if you would rerelease Jaws with more choices in the shop and making Jaws stronger in-between playthroughs so you need score to boost your abilities it'd easily be Very Positive on Steam.

  • @BenGoodsonModular
    @BenGoodsonModular 3 месяца назад +1

    Just a lone cowboy, riding into town on his tired horse, looking for a saloon in which to quest his thirst for the entire nes American catalogue.

  • @MrCHUP0N
    @MrCHUP0N 3 месяца назад

    I'll defend DD2 for a moment: For all the objectively bad platforming, having beaten it a few times, it still *feels* far and away better to beat dudes up than in DD1. It is better than DD1. I'm glad he didn't get to the platforming section where you have to jump between moving gears and amidst jumping spikes though... I think he would have broken his controller.

  • @Achoohorsey
    @Achoohorsey 3 месяца назад +1

    There was another Fist of the North Star game that came out I think on the SNES that was rebranded in NA and it was interesting for its time. Wish I could remember the name. EDIT: I think it was Last Battle which was actually on the Genesis
    Also the bosses in this game have Warren’s spinning drop kick from Power Moves

  • @pluckylump
    @pluckylump 3 месяца назад

    "I don't know anything about Fist of the North Star." -Jeff, already dead.

  • @Spirit0f
    @Spirit0f 3 месяца назад +1

    For being a horror movie shark, Jaws looks completely overjoyed to be in this game.

    • @michaelallion
      @michaelallion 3 месяца назад

      He's just jazzed to be in the game

  • @KiloEchoYT
    @KiloEchoYT 3 месяца назад

    46:57 Jeff, thanks man. I needed that laugh!

  • @ice_cube8302
    @ice_cube8302 3 месяца назад +4

    "You would not take jaws over hydlide." Oh how absolutely wrong you are. Hydlide is way way way more annoying and overstays its welcome very quickly.

  • @pointblank0020
    @pointblank0020 3 месяца назад

    That Jaws looks like he just came back from the dentist

  • @OutlawDin0
    @OutlawDin0 3 месяца назад

    I love Jaws. I got my copy signed by the AVGN.

  • @hideokojimajr
    @hideokojimajr 3 месяца назад

    The music in Fantasy Zone really isn't that bad.

  • @bobbarker1984
    @bobbarker1984 3 месяца назад

    I felt somewhat helpful when Jeff used my turbo button knee trick in double dragon 2

  • @bdre5555
    @bdre5555 3 месяца назад

    Lmao never thought we would see Jeff beat a game on one of these streams 😂

  • @Jagerbomber
    @Jagerbomber 3 месяца назад

    Pirates: Legend of the Black Buccaneer is the other half of Jaws.

  • @JMurph93
    @JMurph93 2 месяца назад

    Jeff has unlocked the Currency Conch 1:14:31

  • @ItMeDwaeji
    @ItMeDwaeji 3 месяца назад

    DD2 strat- play the 2 player game that lets you damage the other player, it'll let you take their lives so you start with 6

  • @houdin654jeff
    @houdin654jeff 3 месяца назад

    33:02 as much as I disapprove of Battletoads & Double Dragon, I think I have even less time for Castlevania & Double Dragon.

  • @Haddley333
    @Haddley333 3 месяца назад

    Jaws used to freak me out some back in the day

  • @BeartatoTime
    @BeartatoTime 3 месяца назад

    When did the expectation that licensed movie tie in games would be a bit trashy come into the public conscious? My first console was the PS1, and there was the understanding that if it was a licensed game it wasn't going to be the greatest game in the world. Did people go into Jaws, expecting it to be this top tier videogame based on their favourite movie, or had the attitude of "Oh here's another throwaway game based on a film" solidified at this point?

  • @Wezzeth
    @Wezzeth 15 часов назад

    The last couple of episodes have opened my eyes to the fact that I have a lot to learn about the science. If you'd had me watch the videos of Jeff playing Fist of the North Star and Mappy-Land without his commentary, I'd have thought the latter was the "likeable, but not good" game, and the former the irredeemable POS

  • @Spirit0f
    @Spirit0f 3 месяца назад

    Double Dragon 2! The game that began my hatred of Acclaim as a publisher.

  • @bdre5555
    @bdre5555 3 месяца назад

    Friday has officially arrived! 😍

  • @confetti21
    @confetti21 3 месяца назад

    Every kid had a copy of NES Jaws back then

  • @zx5147
    @zx5147 3 месяца назад

    Randall Thymes been real quite lately

  • @tescov1999
    @tescov1999 3 месяца назад

    good lists look good

  • @daneofurexistence
    @daneofurexistence 3 месяца назад

    I’m still so glad Randall Thymes was reinstated as CEO

    • @JeffGerstmannShow
      @JeffGerstmannShow  3 месяца назад +1

      Really happy that him and Tandoori Phillips dealt with the heads of Trojan and Arby's.

    • @daneofurexistence
      @daneofurexistence 3 месяца назад

      @@JeffGerstmannShow As am I!

  • @drmariomariomd6733
    @drmariomariomd6733 3 месяца назад

    Happy weekend and Good Meat Bonus to all who celebrate

  • @BestLoserVS
    @BestLoserVS 11 дней назад

    Why is "goatse" actually recognized by the captioning lol

  • @sletrent
    @sletrent 3 месяца назад

    Has he done Bible Adventures yet?

  • @cryssnail
    @cryssnail 3 месяца назад

    My brother plays Jaws at least once a year

  • @SpicyMctyson
    @SpicyMctyson 3 месяца назад

    Drake joke on point

  • @steve43ful
    @steve43ful 3 месяца назад

    That’s million games!

  • @MrGreedylou
    @MrGreedylou 3 месяца назад

    Respect for totally killing Jaws! 😮

  • @ShowaRDMZeta
    @ShowaRDMZeta 3 месяца назад

    Punchmania rules.

  • @michaelbenny659
    @michaelbenny659 3 месяца назад

    300! That’s gotta be all of them right? Half?

    • @d.s.i.6722
      @d.s.i.6722 3 месяца назад +2

      Only 400+ more to go

  • @bdre5555
    @bdre5555 3 месяца назад

    Jeff is going to over rank Jaws just because he beat it 😂

  • @PunkNDisorderlyGamer
    @PunkNDisorderlyGamer 3 месяца назад

    Jaws seems unfinished.

  • @shanenewman1747
    @shanenewman1747 3 месяца назад

    Is it better then Bethesda's magnum opus Wheres Waldo?

  • @Hardworlder
    @Hardworlder 3 месяца назад +2

    Jaws being higher than Solstice is... questionable. I'm pretty sure that's not scientific.

    • @jamesd4991
      @jamesd4991 3 месяца назад

      Muscle is still around the top50, it bugs me every time

  • @Juxtapose1984
    @Juxtapose1984 3 месяца назад

    Dynowarz has a typo, it should be 'Spondylus'. I'm sure this will help clarify the pronunciation.

  • @awagster
    @awagster 3 месяца назад

    that boat's gotta be WAAAAAAAAYYYY bigger!

  • @WasabiAisu
    @WasabiAisu 3 месяца назад

    Double Dragon 2 is worse than Xanax

  • @scottgamedev
    @scottgamedev 3 месяца назад

    G • R • A • S • P