I’m so happy for Booty to be recognized by so many people. Songs like these are the reason why the music industry has a bright future. The meaning of the song is so deep and so special on its own way. The way it goes against the today’s society’s standards about booties and says how every booty is beautiful on its own magical way is wonderful. Let’s thank our queen Anhela for teaching us about booties unique magic and power. 12 points from Greece to Poland 🇵🇱🍑🇬🇷
12 points - Poland 🇵🇱 (truly iconic! I love her energy, go girl give us nothing 🤩) Moldova 🇲🇩(I live for these vocals) Lithuania 🇱🇹 (well... at least they certainly know how to have fun on stage!) Germany 🇩🇪 (if this doesn't play in some disco at 3 AM, then idk what's the point) Iceland 🇮🇸 (finally some quality outfits for the background dancers, I'm so sick of all these mini skirts) San Marino 🇸🇲 (now this is what I call opera, such passion, such drama... pure talent) Estonia 🇪🇪 (Israel is trembling rn) Albania 🇦🇱 (they're kinda giving me a "villains in a children musical cartoon" kind of vibe and I don't know why, maybe it's the outfits, the glasses, their movement... ngl would watch it) Norway 🇳🇴 (these moves are hypnotizing) Malta 🇲🇹 (ngl kinda a bop)
1. Poland (12 points) - AHLENA GAVE US A MASTERPIECE AND WE WERE SO NASTY TO HER SMH! All hail our Booty Queen! 2. Moldova (10 points) - Our Moldovan princess slayed onstage and, simultaneously, crushed my eardrums...WHAT AN ICON omg (My ENT doctor has just given me the all-clear, btw). 3. Norway (8 points) - Tic-tac-toe, we shouldn't underestimate madcap boy bands in full flow! Anyway, it's catchy as hell, and one of my NF 23 guilty pleasures. 4. Lithuania (7 points) - OUH OUH OUH....Ngl, I cackled at this in mid-February, but now it's - kinda - grown on me. 5. Albania (6 points) - This offering is simply...zany, iconic, timeless. FiK delivers quality time after time, and rightly so! 6. San Marino (5 points) - Opera vocals with a quirky (and nonsensical) twist, that's so cunning :) 7. Estonia (4 points) - She DID stand like a unicorn. Our pinky goddess brought us oodles of confidence, vocals and stage presence, all while LOOKING A SIGHT smh.
8. Malta (3 points) - Warriors of... *BASIC BOPS*. That MESC staging may be as cheap as they come but, their unabating mettle shone through. 9. Germany (2 points) - So bad it's good. Still can't believe Germans almost sent this mess to Liverpool, sociologists must study that NF asap lol 10. Iceland (1 point) - Those orangey boas, their sparkly flairs, the hippy shindig vibe and that groovy tune. Guys, this is definitely an uncut jewel.
1 - Iceland - Irelande douze points but worse 2 - Norway - cheap ass Schlagerdisco 3 - Lithuania - sounds like something from eastern bloc children's television 4 - Germany - having good lyrics doesn't demand abandoning Ballerman power music 5 - Moldova - close to becoming a jazz singer at Tui cruises 6 - Malta - I can't do better moves myself 7 - Estonia - still the best Unicorn song 2023 8 - Albania - powerful and emotional 10 - San Marino - those eyes alone could perform at the best opera houses worldwide 12 - Poland - I really really really really want it
12 Poland(She going for the win) 10 Lithuania(Monkeys) 8 Norway(Broken caculator) 7 Estonia (Noa Kirel is jealous) 6 Moldova(SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 5 San Marino(Giberish with a splash of AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!) 4 Albania(Goofy looking guys with goofy songs) 3 Malta(Song is decent but dancing weird) 2 Germant(Not gonna lie I like it it alot) 1 Iceland(Its so good!) Edit:Mom I’m gonna be famous
Thanks for a trash contest Simon At. Here are the points from Sweden. 8 points goes to Moldova. 10 points goes to Norway and the 12 poins from the swedish jury goes to Lithuania.
3 points to. 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel 2 points to 🇦🇱 Atomike 5 points to 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text 2 points to 🇮🇸 Domsdags dans 10 points to 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes 1 point to 🇲🇹 UP 8 points to 🇲🇩 When Love's Real 12 points to 🇵🇱 Booty 7 points to 🇳🇴 Tresko 6 points to 🇱🇹 Sedi ir vaziuoji Polad has such a heartbreaking song, I can't belive such a masterpiece has reached us 😭
Good evening europe, good evening Simon!, thanks for this amazing show, it was terr(or)ific. Here are ShelaVision's jury results, good luck to everyone. 12 - BOOTY HYPNOTIC AHLENA FROM POLAND 😍 10 - Norway 8 - Estonia 7 - Malta 6 - Iceland 5 - Germany 4 - San Marino 3 - Moldova 2 - Lithuania 1 - Albania
I think it was someone's reaction video where they said "you go girl give us nothing!" that really pushed Poland over the top for me. Her lack of energy is amazing 🤣 But Germany was close by with that fun Oktoberfest-y sound. Love it! Great entries that deserved to be remembered. 12 08 Poland 10 03 Germany 8 07 Moldova 7 09 Norway 6 10 Lithuania 5 04 Iceland 4 01 San Marino 3 06 Malta 2 05 Estonia 1 02 Albania
Poland is a lyrical masterpiece and is simply too good for Eurovision 🥹 12p - Poland 10p - Germany 8p - Malta 7p - Lithuania 6p - Norway 5p - Moldova 4p - Estonia 3p - Iceland 2p - San Marino 1p - Albania
12 points: Poland 🇵🇱 - Our unbothered queen, the lyrics speak to my heart, winner aura, she's coming for the win (I love this for real though lol) 10 points: 🇲🇹 Malta - The father of all trash bangers, that live performance is just *chef's kiss* (should've been at ESC for real) 8 points: 🇸🇲 San Marino - What can I say it just has everything to slay in this contest, the vocals, the styling, the choreography, the song 7 points: 🇩🇪 Germany - Among his many genre rivals, Ikke really stands out. Rambo Amadeus would be proud of his German cousin 6 points: 🇪🇪 Estonia - It stands out in the final with a unique or should I say unicorn-like comical quality, thank you Estonia for blessing us with this (no hate to Merlyn though she seems so cool) 5 points: 🇮🇸 Iceland - Its just trash all along, great effort from Iceland although the more unique entries are getting higher points from me 4 points: 🇱🇹 Lithuania - Bona fide Baltic trash 3 points: 🇳🇴 Norway - The high quality trash we've come to expect from Scandinavia 2 points: 🇦🇱 Albania - The eyewear and vocals are an equal pleasure 1 point: 🇲🇩 Moldova - The vocals are there but she'll have to spice it up to do better in this contest
1: Iceland (I can see why this qualified but we had "Bad and Cool" in the same SF, he was robbed) 2: Moldova (I am SOoOoOooh glad she managed to qualify but unfortunately she got some tough competition) 3: Albania (Bug-Eyed Kings delivered) 4: Malta (Unfortunately he couldn't go up in my rankings 😭) 5: Germany (No comment) 6: Norway (I'm Sorry but one bad dancer is nothing compared to the plethora from the next one) 7: Lithuania (🤢) 8: San Marino (Perfect opener, show them whose castle this is you icon from the best reality TV show in San Marino) 10: Estonia (She really brought the moon or stars or whatever she sings but there is only one that can get the coveted 12, also not her doing un-NI-corn too) 12: Poland (BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY SO FAT I THINK WE SHOULD REALLY REALLY REALLY VOTE THAT, Meghan Trainor saying she brought booty back in 2014 when it wasn't invented until Alehna graced the stage this year, fake news and a liar, what is the world coming to 😔😢. If you don't give 12s to Alehna, you're on the Anti-Booty list where no cake will be given to you. As always, Alehna continue making us clap with your Bootylicious booty (as if Destiny's Child could ever hope to compete). SUPREME LEADER AND GODDESS OF THE POSTERIOR ALEHNA CROWNED VICTOR OF THE ETC 2023, WARSAW 2024 HERE WE COME which is more than copycat Blanka can accomplish)
12 points - B[eau]ty 10 points - Lied mit gutem Text 8 points - Tresko 7 points - Unicorn Vibes 6 points - When Love's Real 5 points - Hard To Be An Angel 4 points - Sedi ir vaziuoji 3 points - Domsdags dans 2 points - Atomike 1 point - UP
12 points to 🇵🇱 Booty 10 points to 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes 8 points to 🇲🇹 UP 7 points to 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text 6 points to 🇮🇸 Domsdags dans 5 points to 🇲🇩 When Love's Real 4 points to 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel 3 points to 🇳🇴 Tresko 2 points to 🇱🇹 Sedi ir vaziuoji 1 point to 🇦🇱 Atomike
12 - Poland 🇵🇱 (icon, true icon) 10 - Lithuania 🇱🇹 (the oh oh 😂) 8 - Albania 🇦🇱 (in love with the staging) 7 - Estonia 🇪🇪 (i can't- just can't) 6 - Norway 🇳🇴 (the beat helped me discover my inner dancer 🎉) 5 - San Marino 🇸🇲 (his eyes ❤😂) 4 - Germany 🇩🇪 (sounds like my sister's favourite song 😂) 3 - Iceland 🇮🇸 (dancing along) 2 - Moldova 🇲🇩 (vocal queen) 1 - Malta 🇲🇹 (meh)
12p 🇵🇱 Booty - She has a point. She's an icon. She's a legend, and she IS the moment. Now come on now. 10p 🇲🇩 When Love's Real - She was actually sooOOOOOoOOOOOO REEEeeEeEEEEAAAaaAAAALLLL for this 8p 🇲🇹 UP - one shot twoo shot DOWN DOWN DOWNNNNN *cue the absolutely terrible dance break* 7p 🇳🇴 Tresko - DRIP DROP 📢📢📢📢TTRESSKOO seriously that fucking air horn is killing me 6p 🇱🇹 Sedi ir vaziuoji - This is so bad. Thank you Lithuania 5p 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes - Okay she didn't come to fuck around but she needs to commit slightly more to the trashiness. 4p 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel - We were SO ROBBED of toadman but yaaas queeen slay those high notes 3p 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text - Damn germany this is so bad it's not even funny 2p 🇦🇱 Atomike - I have no idea what is happening but looks like the singer doesn't know either 1p 🇮🇸 Domsdags dans - Ok this clip is cracking me up but otherwise this song ain't even bad xd
Good evening everyone. Here are my points: 12 - Poland 🇵🇱 10 - San Marino 🇸🇲 8 - Moldova 🇲🇩 7 - Estonia 🇪🇪 6 - Albania 🇦🇱 5 - Lithuania 🇱🇹 4 - Germany 🇩🇪 3 - Iceland 🇮🇸 2 - Norway 🇳🇴 1 - Malta 🇲🇹 Let the best win and we all know that should be the Polish godess ❤
For the last time, here are my trashy ass hell votes 💀💀 12 p: Norway 🇳🇴 10 p: Poland 🇵🇱 8 p: Iceland 🇮🇸 7 p: San Marino 🇸🇲 6 p: Malta 🇲🇹 5 p: Estonia 🇪🇪 4 p: Lithuania 🇱🇹 3 p: Albania 🇦🇱 2 p: Moldova 🇲🇩 1 p: Germany 🇩🇪
12 points - Poland (the energy, the lyrics, the vocals. all iconic) 10 points - Estonia (wished that we could have two unicorns in the actual competition) 8 points - Malta (uuuhhhhh) 7 points - San Marino (no clue what's happening, love that for me) 6 points - Lithuania (i'm having fun) 5 points - Germany (having more fun) 4 points - Albania (might be me having a rock fever dream, honestly can't tell) 3 points - Moldova (love the voice crack, but the field is too strong) 2 points - Iceland (glitter carwash) 1 point - Norway (this is highkey a banger and i love everything) What a year.
Woo, the final of the the fourth ETC has finally arrived, and I am hyped up. I wish good luck to all the finalists, now lets take a look at my points: 1pt- 🇦🇱 *Albania- Atomike* _I gave them 8pts last time, but I don't them to come close to the victory. The song is bad, not even trash._ 2pts-🇳🇴 *Norway- Tresto* _I gave them 2 pts before (in the reply section) and I'll give them 2pts again. It is a soundboard mixed with a beat a 9 year old can make, step it up._ 3pts-🇩🇪 *Germany- Lied Mit Gutem Text* _This should be replaced with Italy's entry, sorry not sorry💅_ 4pts-🇲🇹 *Malta- UP* _This should be Croatia instead of this seizure-inducing song. I like Malta's in a way, it's my guilty pleasure for the year._ 5pts- *Moldova- When Love's Real* _She slays yet again! My love for her vocals are definitely 'real'_ 6pts- 🇱🇹 *Lithuania- Sedi Ir Vaziuoji* _The owl cultists are back with their flashy, shiny, glittery festival dance_ 7pts- 🇸🇲 *San Marino- Hard To Be An Angel* _Queen Peacock slays again!_ 8pts- 🇮🇸 *Iceland- Domsdags Dans* _The Kings and Queens of 70's disco in 2023 have returned_ 10pts- 🇪🇪 *Estonia- Unicorn Vibes* _It's the Nicki Minaj imposter, run!_ 12pts-🇵🇱 *Poland- Booty* _My empress, how I have missed your captivating presence! My life was full of misery before you came in and changed it into rainbows and sunshines. Thank you our beautiful booty shaking empress for feeding us your excellence and magnificence._ This contest is an amazing way to find new songs! Thank you for hosting the fourth rendition of the ETC, and here's to many more years of the same, amazing show!
12 - 🇵🇱 Booty 10 - 🇲🇩 When Love's Real 8 - 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel 7 - 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes 6 - 🇱🇹 Sedi ir vaziuoji 5 - 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text 4 - 🇦🇱 Atomike 3 - 🇲🇹 UP 2 - 🇮🇸 Domsdags dans 1 - 🇳🇴 Tresko
12: Poland (GO GIRLLLLLL) 10: Germany (Again the Iconic Ikke) 8: San Marino (Idk what to say about this one) 7: Norway (The Dance 🤣🤣🤣) 6: Malta (I like it) 5: Albania (Kinda remembers me of Rammstein XD) 4: Iceland (Dómsdagsdans was my predicted winner) 3: Lithuania (Catchy Song) 2: Moldova (That: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL got me so hard 🤣) 1: Estonia (One of my predicted qualifiers from Eesti Laul)
Hi Simon AT! How are you? This is a "professional" jury from 🇦🇱Albania (or 🇷🇺Russia if there are picky to the roots). So, this is my points for Grand Final of Eurovision Trash Contest: 12 points - 🇸🇲San Marino 10 points - 🇵🇱Poland 8 points - 🇱🇹Lithuania 7 points - 🇮🇸Iceland 6 points - 🇩🇪Germany 5 points - 🇪🇪Estonia 4 points - 🇸🇯Norway 3 points - 🇲🇩Moldova 2 points - 🇲🇹Malta 1 points - 🇦🇱Albania (I don't understand what score to award, even one;) )
12 Points, Poland 🇵🇱 (Queen Ahlena slayed, she slayed too hard, she won her national final. She won Eurovision! WARSAW 2024!) 10 Points, Estonia 🇪🇪 (Toughest decision I've ever had to make, but Ahlena slayed way too hard, Merlyn still won Eesti Laul tho.) 8, San Marino 🇸🇲 (QUEEEEEENNNN SLAYYYYYYYYY HONEYYYY) 7, Norway 🇳🇴 (Catchy and pretty weird) 6, Iceland 🇮🇸 (Love the dancing car wash dryers. Catchy as well) 5, Germany 🇩🇪 (Nice Hair) 4, Malta 🇲🇹 (AMAZING, 11/10) 3, Moldova 🇲🇩 (YASS?!) 2, Lithuania 🇱🇹 (DISCO JUMPSUITS AND OFFICE CHAIRS? I WISH THIS FINAL WASNT SO GOOD SO I COULD THEM HIGHER) 1. Albania 🇦🇱
12- Poland ( total landslide) 10- Estonia ( Baltic Nicki Minaj) 8- Lithuania ( O o o o o o o o o o o o o o o ) 7- San Marino ( This is my castle!) 6- Iceland ( Icelandic version is better, but - ooh ooh ahh ahh) 5- Germany ( the perfect music to end 2020- senseless party music) 4- Moldova ( REALLLLLLL) 3- Norway ( Airhorn effect is amazing🤣, catchy) 2- Albania ( solid rock) 1- Malta (catchy, and amazing stage presence)
5. 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel 6. 🇦🇱 Atomike 8. 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text 3. 🇮🇸 Domsdags dans 4. 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes 1. 🇲🇹 UP 7. 🇲🇩 When Love's Real 12. 🇵🇱 Booty 2. 🇳🇴 Tresko 10. 🇱🇹 Sedi ir vaziuoji effort of putting them in order, we have it so easy
12 - Poland (go girl give us nothing but also SLAAAAAYYYYYYYYY 💅💅💅) 10 - San Marino (nothing but pure vocal slayage) 8 - Estonia (yas girl!!!) 7 - Malta (the trash is STINKING) 6 - Lithuania (this can be funny, but it's the straight type of funny) 5 - Albania (the outfit concept is immaculate, but the vocals) 4 - Germany (this is just sad) 3 - Norway (i get the trash, but... i like it) 2 - Iceland (this was actually my fave to win söngva this year 😶) 1 - Moldova (idc y'all this is good)
Thank you for an amazing show and now is time for the results! The 12 points from each commenter (jury) has been counted and added to their total score. For public vote, the amount of 12 and 10 points received from the jury point will be added together then multiplied by the number of 12/10 points they received. Now we shall announce the TOP 10 of the Eurovision Trash Contest! *1st - Poland 🇵🇱(3574 Points)* 208 Points from the Jury & 3,366 Points from the televote. *2nd - Estonia 🇪🇪 (389 Points)* 129 Points from the Jury and 260 Points from the televote. *3rd - San Marino (273 Points)* 105 Points from the Jury and 168 Points from the televote. *4th - Germany 🇩🇪 (203 Points)* 113 Points from the jury and 90 Points from the televote. *5th - Malta 🇲🇹 (184 Points)* 96 Points from the Jury and 88 Points from the televote. *6th - Moldova 🇲🇩(150 Points)* 110 Points from the Jury and 40 Points from the televote. *7th - Norway 🇳🇴(114 Points)* 101 Points from the Jury and 13 Points from the televote. *8th - Lithuania 🇱🇹(110 Points)* 100 Points from the Jury and 10 Points from the televote. *9th - Iceland 🇮🇸 (91 Points)* 79 Points from the Jury and 12 Points from the televote. *10th - Albania 🇦🇱 (58 Points)* 57 Points from the Jury and 1 point from the televote. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BOOTY HYPNOTIC AHLENA! 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🏆🏆🏆🏆
Okay i do think it's cute that you spent a lot of your time with this contest, i do appreciate that! But first of all...i'm not counting the results like that so these results are not representative AT ALL. And what made you think this was comment was an good idea?👀
In the second Semi-Final, I decided to only give 12 points to Norway and no other points for any other song. But for the final I think it would be nice enough for be to at least give out some more points. 12 points go to Norway, that stuff is hilarious. 10 points go to Lithuania 8 points go to Albania There, that'll do.
IT'S TIME LET'S GO! 12: 🇵🇱 (QUEEN MUST WIN👑) 10: 🇸🇲 (Flawless Falsetto😍) 8: 🇪🇪 (Noa's unicorn could never) 7: 🇲🇩 (Damn gurl that note🔥) 6: 🇦🇱 (It's the glasses for me) 5: 🇮🇸 (Doomsday is indeed here) 4: 🇱🇹 (Real winner of PIN23) 3: 🇧🇻 (Don't like it but not bad) 2: 🇲🇹 (It still sounds okayish) 1: 🇩🇪 (It's actually catchy!) "Booty" is such a complex song! I cannot believe TVP and polish people didn't see that this is a clear Eurovision winner. She sings with such passion and power! Love it! And love Ahlena! A true icon
12 points- Iceland 10 points - San Marino 8 points - Norway 7 points- Poland 6 points- Germany 5 points- Lithuania 4 points- Moldova 3 points- Estonia 2 points- Malta 1 point- Albania I love all of these songs regardless, and the artists really knew how to entertain on stage 💃
12-Estonia 10-Poland 8-Norway 7-San Marino 6-Germany 5-Iceland 4-Lithuania 3-Albania 2-Moldova 1-Malta Estonia's song is working me out but I'll be unironically be quoting Estonia and Polands songs for as long as I live
1. 🇵🇱 POLAND: Booty - 12pts 2. 🇸🇲 SAN MARINO: Hard To Be An Angel - 10pts 3. 🇪🇪 ESTONIA: Unicorn Vibes - 8pts 4. 🇲🇹 MALTA: Up - 7pts 5. 🇩🇪 GERMANY: Lied mit gutem Text - 6pts 6. 🇱🇹 LITHUANIA: Sėdi ir važiuoji - 5pts 7. 🇳🇴 NORWAY: Tresko - 4pts 8. 🇦🇱 ALBANIA: Atomike - 3pts 9. 🇮🇸 ICELAND: Dómsdags Dans - 2pts 10. 🇲🇩 MOLDOVA: When Love's Real - 1pt I would also like to take this moment to thank you for organising this. This is to be honest one of my favourite fan-made events during each eurovision season, not only because it's hilarious, but also because it allows me, an avid non-national-final-watcher, to get a glimpse of the *treasures* that can be found in these shows. ❤
12: 🇱🇹 Sedi ir vaziuoji 10: 🇵🇱 Booty 8: 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text 7: 🇮🇸 Domsdags dans 6: 🇲🇩 When Love's Real 5: 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel 4: 🇦🇱 Atomike 3: 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes 2: 🇲🇹 UP 1: 🇳🇴 Tresko
12: Poland (I mean there's no other choice let's be real, Queen Ahlena for the win) 10: San Marino (I have no idea what I'm watching) 8: Albania (These goggles or whatever just make it a million times better) 7: Lithuania (This is really stupid and I weirdly like it) 6: Norway (Honestly this is too enjoyable to be extremely trash) 5: Iceland (Eh I'd say it's more catchy than trash) 4: Malta (Kinda the same as Iceland) 3: Moldova (This isn't that trash, even the high note isn't that terrible) 2: Estonia (I don't find this to be very trash but I also don't like it lul) 1: Germany (Nah this isn't trash, Ikke clearly put a lot of work and creativity into his performance)
My points: 12 - San Marino, Hard to be an angel 10 - Poland, Booty (as Pole, I'm so proud of our Queen, Ahlena 8 - Estonia, Unicorn Vibes 7 - Moldova, When love's real 6 - Lithuania, [I'm to lazy to write its title] 5 - Malta, UP 4 - Germany, Lied nit Guten Text 3 - Albania, Atomike 2 - Iceland, Domsdag Dans (I actually think that it should be in offical contest instead of Power) 1 - Norway, Tresko
1 point: Norway - Tresko Ig they really are tip top tresko which in this contest means they get 1 point sorry lol 2 points: Malta - UP The bar for a completely unironically catchy song is a lot lower here yk 3 points: Germany - Lied met gutem Text Its been like a week and I don't understand this any more yet 4 points: Iceland - Domsdags Dans I just now realized how they are absolutely rocking an impact-ish font and they automatically place here for that 5 points: Poland - Booty Yeah, we all remember this one. It's VERY okay. 6 points: San Marino - Hard to Be an Angel Well, you heard the title 🙄 7 points: Estonia - Unicorn Vibes Omg yaaaaaas she so phenomen-phenomen-phenomenal 🤩 8 points: Lithuania - Sedi ir vaziuoji Beautiful choreo giving us everything it should not :D 10 points: Moldova - When Love's Real Idk how to describe these anymore. Like, yeah, that's a song maybe? 12 points: Albania - Atomike This falls perfectly on the line between actual esc wacky entry and trashy nf losses and I love it for that
12p - Poland 10p - San Marino 8p - Estonia 7p - Albania 6p - Iceland 5p - Moldova 4p - Lithuania 3p - Malta 2p - Germany 1p - Norway This was such a hard year to vote, so many iconic moments in this final. Ahlena wins it by being the total package. San Marino gave a good showing with amazing costuming and camp, but just came a little short. Just overall a really great show.
12 Germany - absolutely not chanceless in the actual Grand Final, certainly since Austria is likely to qualify. Wouldn't have been mad if it actually won. 10 San Marino - pride and joy of this competition 8 Lithuania - say YES to silly dances 7 Iceland - absolutely amazed by this staging 6 Norway - say YES again to silly dances 5 Albania - quite a decent song actually, and I would find their business investment suggestions quite trustworthy. 4 Estonia - cool 3 Poland - I find this neither trashy nor funny, but then my humour might be different. 2 Malta - not too different from their actual entry 1 Moldova - this is just sad
What was going on in the polish national final? Blanka was so off-key, Jann just screamed and this girl had absolutely zero energy. Were there no good singers??
12: Poland (Queen) 10: San Marino 8: Iceland (ok so I unironically enjoy this but it's also very goofy) 7: Lithuania 6: Albania 5: Estonia (again a banger, but it goes against the norm for the genre and we love that for them) 4: Norway (another banger. But what the fuck is going on on stage) 3: Malta (that choreo lol) 2: Moldova 1: Germany
12- Poland (she's giving nothing AND everything at the same time, and i came here for that) 10- Estonia (ms merlyn really brought us the moon and the stars) 8- Moldova (her vocals tho... STUNNING) 7- Lithuania 6- Iceland 5- San Marino 4- Malta 3- Norway 2- Germany 1- Albania
12 points:poland🇵🇱(blanka could never💅) 10 points:moldova(couldnt find the flag) (miley cyrus who?) 8 points:estonia🇪🇪(noa kirel if she was a estonian roblox youtuber) 7 points:lithuania🇱🇹:(the guys from 2006. if they slayed) 6 points:iceland🇮🇸:(white girl cheerleaders in brazil) 5 points:malta🇲🇹:(ONE SHOT,TWO SHOT) 4 points:norway🇸🇯(this "song" sounds like ,what i imagine a 9 year old would play if they were a dj) 3 points:san marino🇸🇲(the san marino and the opera) 2 points:germany🇩🇪(the guy from montenegro 2012. if he moved to germany,and worked at the gold mine,and at the airport) 1 point:albania🇦🇱(albanian steampunk core🕶)
12 - Norway (I absolutely love this song and I feel bad about nothing) 10 - San Marino (Just... wow) 8 - Albania (I just want to give Randy some points) 7 - Poland (Of course) 6 - Iceland (I think Doomsday can be fun) 5 - Lithuania (I feel happy today) 4 - Estonia (This is trashy but not as much as Kurbuse Matused) 3 - Moldova (Not as trashy as last year) 2 - Malta (Eh) 1 - Germany (This is trashy, but in a very unpleasant way.)
12 points to Poland, her energy is amazing 10 points to Moldova 8 points to Lithuania 7 points to Iceland 6 points to Germany 5 points to Albania 4 points to San Marino 3 points to Malta 2 points to Norway 1point to Estonia
12 points to one and only Ahlena 🇵🇱🤩
you also have to rank the rest of the contestants btw if you want to vote
I’m so happy for Booty to be recognized by so many people. Songs like these are the reason why the music industry has a bright future. The meaning of the song is so deep and so special on its own way. The way it goes against the today’s society’s standards about booties and says how every booty is beautiful on its own magical way is wonderful. Let’s thank our queen Anhela for teaching us about booties unique magic and power. 12 points from Greece to Poland 🇵🇱🍑🇬🇷
Booty Booty Booty
I know you really (dont) want iiit
12 points - Poland 🇵🇱 (truly iconic! I love her energy, go girl give us nothing 🤩)
Moldova 🇲🇩(I live for these vocals)
Lithuania 🇱🇹 (well... at least they certainly know how to have fun on stage!)
Germany 🇩🇪 (if this doesn't play in some disco at 3 AM, then idk what's the point)
Iceland 🇮🇸 (finally some quality outfits for the background dancers, I'm so sick of all these mini skirts)
San Marino 🇸🇲 (now this is what I call opera, such passion, such drama... pure talent)
Estonia 🇪🇪 (Israel is trembling rn)
Albania 🇦🇱 (they're kinda giving me a "villains in a children musical cartoon" kind of vibe and I don't know why, maybe it's the outfits, the glasses, their movement... ngl would watch it)
Norway 🇳🇴 (these moves are hypnotizing)
Malta 🇲🇹 (ngl kinda a bop)
1. Poland (12 points) - AHLENA GAVE US A MASTERPIECE AND WE WERE SO NASTY TO HER SMH! All hail our Booty Queen!
2. Moldova (10 points) - Our Moldovan princess slayed onstage and, simultaneously, crushed my eardrums...WHAT AN ICON omg (My ENT doctor has just given me the all-clear, btw).
3. Norway (8 points) - Tic-tac-toe, we shouldn't underestimate madcap boy bands in full flow! Anyway, it's catchy as hell, and one of my NF 23 guilty pleasures.
4. Lithuania (7 points) - OUH OUH OUH....Ngl, I cackled at this in mid-February, but now it's - kinda - grown on me.
5. Albania (6 points) - This offering is simply...zany, iconic, timeless. FiK delivers quality time after time, and rightly so!
6. San Marino (5 points) - Opera vocals with a quirky (and nonsensical) twist, that's so cunning :)
7. Estonia (4 points) - She DID stand like a unicorn. Our pinky goddess brought us oodles of confidence, vocals and stage presence, all while LOOKING A SIGHT smh.
8. Malta (3 points) - Warriors of... *BASIC BOPS*. That MESC staging may be as cheap as they come but, their unabating mettle shone through.
9. Germany (2 points) - So bad it's good. Still can't believe Germans almost sent this mess to Liverpool, sociologists must study that NF asap lol
10. Iceland (1 point) - Those orangey boas, their sparkly flairs, the hippy shindig vibe and that groovy tune. Guys, this is definitely an uncut jewel.
Thank you all!! As a Polish person it really feels great to be appreciated for our music. ❤
1 - Iceland - Irelande douze points but worse
2 - Norway - cheap ass Schlagerdisco
3 - Lithuania - sounds like something from eastern bloc children's television
4 - Germany - having good lyrics doesn't demand abandoning Ballerman power music
5 - Moldova - close to becoming a jazz singer at Tui cruises
6 - Malta - I can't do better moves myself
7 - Estonia - still the best Unicorn song 2023
8 - Albania - powerful and emotional
10 - San Marino - those eyes alone could perform at the best opera houses worldwide
12 - Poland - I really really really really want it
This is basically what 60 year olds in the UK and Ireland actually imagine when someone starts talking about modern Eurovision.
true lol. my grandma is british and i can confirm that she thinks that this is it.
12 Poland(She going for the win)
10 Lithuania(Monkeys)
8 Norway(Broken caculator)
7 Estonia (Noa Kirel is jealous)
6 Moldova(SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
5 San Marino(Giberish with a splash of AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
4 Albania(Goofy looking guys with goofy songs)
3 Malta(Song is decent but dancing weird)
2 Germant(Not gonna lie I like it it alot)
1 Iceland(Its so good!)
Edit:Mom I’m gonna be famous
Thanks for a trash contest Simon At. Here are the points from Sweden. 8 points goes to Moldova. 10 points goes to Norway and the 12 poins from the swedish jury goes to Lithuania.
3 points to. 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel
2 points to 🇦🇱 Atomike
5 points to 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text
2 points to 🇮🇸 Domsdags dans
10 points to 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes
1 point to 🇲🇹 UP
8 points to 🇲🇩 When Love's Real
12 points to 🇵🇱 Booty
7 points to 🇳🇴 Tresko
6 points to 🇱🇹 Sedi ir vaziuoji
Polad has such a heartbreaking song, I can't belive such a masterpiece has reached us 😭
12 points to Ahlena 🇵🇱
Good evening europe, good evening Simon!, thanks for this amazing show, it was terr(or)ific.
Here are ShelaVision's jury results, good luck to everyone.
12 - BOOTY HYPNOTIC AHLENA FROM POLAND 😍
10 - Norway
8 - Estonia
7 - Malta
6 - Iceland
5 - Germany
4 - San Marino
3 - Moldova
2 - Lithuania
1 - Albania
BOOTY HYPNOTIC HAGSGHAJJSJSHAHAHAHAH
12p to Ahlena, other contestants don't even need points cuz we already have our one and only queen
I think it was someone's reaction video where they said "you go girl give us nothing!" that really pushed Poland over the top for me. Her lack of energy is amazing 🤣 But Germany was close by with that fun Oktoberfest-y sound. Love it! Great entries that deserved to be remembered.
12 08 Poland
10 03 Germany
8 07 Moldova
7 09 Norway
6 10 Lithuania
5 04 Iceland
4 01 San Marino
3 06 Malta
2 05 Estonia
1 02 Albania
Poland is a lyrical masterpiece and is simply too good for Eurovision 🥹
12p - Poland
10p - Germany
8p - Malta
7p - Lithuania
6p - Norway
5p - Moldova
4p - Estonia
3p - Iceland
2p - San Marino
1p - Albania
facts, ahlena always eats
VOTING CLOSED
12pts : Poland
10pts: Estonia
8pts: Germany
7pts: Norway
6pts: Iceland
5pts: Moldova
4pts: San Marino
3pts: Malta
2pts: Lithuania
1pts: Albania
12 points to Germany
12 / Estonia
10 / Poland
8 / Lithuania
7 / Norway
6 / Malta
5 / Iceland
4 / Moldova
3 / San Marino
2 / Germany
1 / Albania
12p Malta
10p Poland
8p Germany
7p Norway
6p San Marino
5p Lithuania
4p Albania
3p Iceland
2p Moldova
1p Estonia
12. Iceland
10 Germany
8 Norway
7 Albania
6 Malta
5 Lithuania
4 Poland
3 Moldova
2 Estonia
1 San Marino
12 points: Poland 🇵🇱 - Our unbothered queen, the lyrics speak to my heart, winner aura, she's coming for the win (I love this for real though lol)
10 points: 🇲🇹 Malta - The father of all trash bangers, that live performance is just *chef's kiss* (should've been at ESC for real)
8 points: 🇸🇲 San Marino - What can I say it just has everything to slay in this contest, the vocals, the styling, the choreography, the song
7 points: 🇩🇪 Germany - Among his many genre rivals, Ikke really stands out. Rambo Amadeus would be proud of his German cousin
6 points: 🇪🇪 Estonia - It stands out in the final with a unique or should I say unicorn-like comical quality, thank you Estonia for blessing us with this (no hate to Merlyn though she seems so cool)
5 points: 🇮🇸 Iceland - Its just trash all along, great effort from Iceland although the more unique entries are getting higher points from me
4 points: 🇱🇹 Lithuania - Bona fide Baltic trash
3 points: 🇳🇴 Norway - The high quality trash we've come to expect from Scandinavia
2 points: 🇦🇱 Albania - The eyewear and vocals are an equal pleasure
1 point: 🇲🇩 Moldova - The vocals are there but she'll have to spice it up to do better in this contest
12 - 🇵🇱 Booty
10 - 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel
8 - 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes
7 - 🇩🇪 Lied Mit Gutem Text
6 - 🇲🇹 Up.
5 - 🇱🇹 Sedi Ir Važiuoji
4 - 🇳🇴 Tresko
3 - 🇮🇸 Domsdags Dans
2 - 🇦🇱 Atomike
1 - 🇲🇩 When Love's Real
some of these were unironically my favorites
12 points to POLAND 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
It was just to iconic I am giving all points to BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY
😍😍😍
this is so beautiful to see poland going for the win this one time 🥺 thank you europe (and australia)!
1: Iceland (I can see why this qualified but we had "Bad and Cool" in the same SF, he was robbed)
2: Moldova (I am SOoOoOooh glad she managed to qualify but unfortunately she got some tough competition)
3: Albania (Bug-Eyed Kings delivered)
4: Malta (Unfortunately he couldn't go up in my rankings 😭)
5: Germany (No comment)
6: Norway (I'm Sorry but one bad dancer is nothing compared to the plethora from the next one)
7: Lithuania (🤢)
8: San Marino (Perfect opener, show them whose castle this is you icon from the best reality TV show in San Marino)
10: Estonia (She really brought the moon or stars or whatever she sings but there is only one that can get the coveted 12, also not her doing un-NI-corn too)
12: Poland (BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY SO FAT I THINK WE SHOULD REALLY REALLY REALLY VOTE THAT, Meghan Trainor saying she brought booty back in 2014 when it wasn't invented until Alehna graced the stage this year, fake news and a liar, what is the world coming to 😔😢. If you don't give 12s to Alehna, you're on the Anti-Booty list where no cake will be given to you. As always, Alehna continue making us clap with your Bootylicious booty (as if Destiny's Child could ever hope to compete). SUPREME LEADER AND GODDESS OF THE POSTERIOR ALEHNA CROWNED VICTOR OF THE ETC 2023, WARSAW 2024 HERE WE COME which is more than copycat Blanka can accomplish)
At this point my country is a meme everywhere, lol. Yeah, the land of Bejba and Booty
12 points - B[eau]ty
10 points - Lied mit gutem Text
8 points - Tresko
7 points - Unicorn Vibes
6 points - When Love's Real
5 points - Hard To Be An Angel
4 points - Sedi ir vaziuoji
3 points - Domsdags dans
2 points - Atomike
1 point - UP
12p - Poland
10p - Estonia
8p - Moldova
7p - Lithuania
6p - San Marino
5p - Albania
4p - Iceland
3p - Germany
2p - Norway
1p - Malta
12 points to 🇵🇱 Booty
10 points to 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes
8 points to 🇲🇹 UP
7 points to 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text
6 points to 🇮🇸 Domsdags dans
5 points to 🇲🇩 When Love's Real
4 points to 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel
3 points to 🇳🇴 Tresko
2 points to 🇱🇹 Sedi ir vaziuoji
1 point to 🇦🇱 Atomike
Such a good taste
12 - Poland 🇵🇱 (icon, true icon)
10 - Lithuania 🇱🇹 (the oh oh 😂)
8 - Albania 🇦🇱 (in love with the staging)
7 - Estonia 🇪🇪 (i can't- just can't)
6 - Norway 🇳🇴 (the beat helped me discover my inner dancer 🎉)
5 - San Marino 🇸🇲 (his eyes ❤😂)
4 - Germany 🇩🇪 (sounds like my sister's favourite song 😂)
3 - Iceland 🇮🇸 (dancing along)
2 - Moldova 🇲🇩 (vocal queen)
1 - Malta 🇲🇹 (meh)
12p 🇵🇱 Booty - She has a point. She's an icon. She's a legend, and she IS the moment. Now come on now.
10p 🇲🇩 When Love's Real - She was actually sooOOOOOoOOOOOO REEEeeEeEEEEAAAaaAAAALLLL for this
8p 🇲🇹 UP - one shot twoo shot DOWN DOWN DOWNNNNN *cue the absolutely terrible dance break*
7p 🇳🇴 Tresko - DRIP DROP 📢📢📢📢TTRESSKOO seriously that fucking air horn is killing me
6p 🇱🇹 Sedi ir vaziuoji - This is so bad. Thank you Lithuania
5p 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes - Okay she didn't come to fuck around but she needs to commit slightly more to the trashiness.
4p 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel - We were SO ROBBED of toadman but yaaas queeen slay those high notes
3p 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text - Damn germany this is so bad it's not even funny
2p 🇦🇱 Atomike - I have no idea what is happening but looks like the singer doesn't know either
1p 🇮🇸 Domsdags dans - Ok this clip is cracking me up but otherwise this song ain't even bad xd
Kid: Mom can i listen to Unicorn?
Simon: No, we have Unicorn at home
Unicorn at home: 0:46
12 Points - The Queen Ahlena - Booty - Poland
10 - San Marino
8 - Malta
7 - Iceland
6 - Estonia
5 - Lithuania
4 - Moldova
3 - Albania
2 - Germany
1 - Norway
12 to Lithuania for their stunning recreation of Ali G in Da House
Good evening everyone. Here are my points:
12 - Poland 🇵🇱
10 - San Marino 🇸🇲
8 - Moldova 🇲🇩
7 - Estonia 🇪🇪
6 - Albania 🇦🇱
5 - Lithuania 🇱🇹
4 - Germany 🇩🇪
3 - Iceland 🇮🇸
2 - Norway 🇳🇴
1 - Malta 🇲🇹
Let the best win and we all know that should be the Polish godess ❤
12 - Poland 🇵🇱
10 - Norway 🇳🇴
8 - Lithuania 🇱🇹
7 - Malta 🇲🇹
6 - San Marino 🇸🇲
5 - Germany 🇩🇪
4 - Iceland 🇮🇸
3 - Albania 🇦🇱
2 - Estonia 🇪🇪
1 - Moldova 🇲🇩
12 points to my queen Ahlena 😍
10 - Moldova
8 - Lithuania
7 - Albania
6 - San Marino
5 - Estonia
4 - Norway
3 - Germany
2 - Iceland
1 - Malta
12. Poland. Forever iconic.
10. San Marino
8. Albania
7. Iceland
6. Germany
5. Estonia
4. Lithuania
3. Moldova
2. Norway
1. Malta
12 points to Estonia 🇪🇪
10 points to Poland 🇵🇱
8 points to Iceland 🇮🇸
The ”okay happy end” is so iconic 😍😍
For the last time, here are my trashy ass hell votes 💀💀
12 p: Norway 🇳🇴
10 p: Poland 🇵🇱
8 p: Iceland 🇮🇸
7 p: San Marino 🇸🇲
6 p: Malta 🇲🇹
5 p: Estonia 🇪🇪
4 p: Lithuania 🇱🇹
3 p: Albania 🇦🇱
2 p: Moldova 🇲🇩
1 p: Germany 🇩🇪
12 points - Poland (the energy, the lyrics, the vocals. all iconic)
10 points - Estonia (wished that we could have two unicorns in the actual competition)
8 points - Malta (uuuhhhhh)
7 points - San Marino (no clue what's happening, love that for me)
6 points - Lithuania (i'm having fun)
5 points - Germany (having more fun)
4 points - Albania (might be me having a rock fever dream, honestly can't tell)
3 points - Moldova (love the voice crack, but the field is too strong)
2 points - Iceland (glitter carwash)
1 point - Norway (this is highkey a banger and i love everything)
What a year.
Woo, the final of the the fourth ETC has finally arrived, and I am hyped up. I wish good luck to all the finalists, now lets take a look at my points:
1pt- 🇦🇱 *Albania- Atomike* _I gave them 8pts last time, but I don't them to come close to the victory. The song is bad, not even trash._
2pts-🇳🇴 *Norway- Tresto* _I gave them 2 pts before (in the reply section) and I'll give them 2pts again. It is a soundboard mixed with a beat a 9 year old can make, step it up._
3pts-🇩🇪 *Germany- Lied Mit Gutem Text* _This should be replaced with Italy's entry, sorry not sorry💅_
4pts-🇲🇹 *Malta- UP* _This should be Croatia instead of this seizure-inducing song. I like Malta's in a way, it's my guilty pleasure for the year._
5pts- *Moldova- When Love's Real* _She slays yet again! My love for her vocals are definitely 'real'_
6pts- 🇱🇹 *Lithuania- Sedi Ir Vaziuoji* _The owl cultists are back with their flashy, shiny, glittery festival dance_
7pts- 🇸🇲 *San Marino- Hard To Be An Angel* _Queen Peacock slays again!_
8pts- 🇮🇸 *Iceland- Domsdags Dans* _The Kings and Queens of 70's disco in 2023 have returned_
10pts- 🇪🇪 *Estonia- Unicorn Vibes* _It's the Nicki Minaj imposter, run!_
12pts-🇵🇱 *Poland- Booty* _My empress, how I have missed your captivating presence! My life was full of misery before you came in and changed it into rainbows and sunshines. Thank you our beautiful booty shaking empress for feeding us your excellence and magnificence._
This contest is an amazing way to find new songs! Thank you for hosting the fourth rendition of the ETC, and here's to many more years of the same, amazing show!
12 - 🇵🇱 Booty
10 - 🇲🇩 When Love's Real
8 - 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel
7 - 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes
6 - 🇱🇹 Sedi ir vaziuoji
5 - 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text
4 - 🇦🇱 Atomike
3 - 🇲🇹 UP
2 - 🇮🇸 Domsdags dans
1 - 🇳🇴 Tresko
12: Poland (GO GIRLLLLLL)
10: Germany (Again the Iconic Ikke)
8: San Marino (Idk what to say about this one)
7: Norway (The Dance 🤣🤣🤣)
6: Malta (I like it)
5: Albania (Kinda remembers me of Rammstein XD)
4: Iceland (Dómsdagsdans was my predicted winner)
3: Lithuania (Catchy Song)
2: Moldova (That: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL got me so hard 🤣)
1: Estonia (One of my predicted qualifiers from Eesti Laul)
Hi Simon AT! How are you? This is a "professional" jury from 🇦🇱Albania (or 🇷🇺Russia if there are picky to the roots). So, this is my points for Grand Final of Eurovision Trash Contest:
12 points - 🇸🇲San Marino
10 points - 🇵🇱Poland
8 points - 🇱🇹Lithuania
7 points - 🇮🇸Iceland
6 points - 🇩🇪Germany
5 points - 🇪🇪Estonia
4 points - 🇸🇯Norway
3 points - 🇲🇩Moldova
2 points - 🇲🇹Malta
1 points - 🇦🇱Albania (I don't understand what score to award, even one;) )
12p - Poland
10p - San Marino
8p - Germany
7p - Moldova
6p - Albania
5p - Estonia
4p - Lithuania
3p - Malta
2p - Iceland
1p - Norway
They All Slay though!!!
12 - Lithuania
10 - Norway
8 - Poland
7 - Iceland
6 - Malta
5 - Estonia
4 - San Marino
3 - Germany
2 - Albania
1 - Moldova
12p San Marino 🇸🇲
10p Poland 🇵🇱
8p Norway 🇧🇻
7p Lithuania 🇱🇹
6p Germany 🇩🇪
5p Moldova 🇲🇩
4p Albania 🇦🇱
3p Iceland 🇮🇸
2p Malta 🇲🇹
1p Estonia 🇪🇪
Norway- 12
Lithuania- 10
Germany-8
Iceland-7
Estonia-6
Albania- 5
Moldova- 4
Poland- 3
Malta- 2
San Marino- 1
Lithuania definitely gets my 12 points😂😂 because what is that😂😂
12 Points, Poland 🇵🇱 (Queen Ahlena slayed, she slayed too hard, she won her national final. She won Eurovision! WARSAW 2024!)
10 Points, Estonia 🇪🇪 (Toughest decision I've ever had to make, but Ahlena slayed way too hard, Merlyn still won Eesti Laul tho.)
8, San Marino 🇸🇲 (QUEEEEEENNNN SLAYYYYYYYYY HONEYYYY)
7, Norway 🇳🇴 (Catchy and pretty weird)
6, Iceland 🇮🇸 (Love the dancing car wash dryers. Catchy as well)
5, Germany 🇩🇪 (Nice Hair)
4, Malta 🇲🇹 (AMAZING, 11/10)
3, Moldova 🇲🇩 (YASS?!)
2, Lithuania 🇱🇹 (DISCO JUMPSUITS AND OFFICE CHAIRS? I WISH THIS FINAL WASNT SO GOOD SO I COULD THEM HIGHER)
1. Albania 🇦🇱
12- Poland ( total landslide)
10- Estonia ( Baltic Nicki Minaj)
8- Lithuania ( O o o o o o o o o o o o o o o )
7- San Marino ( This is my castle!)
6- Iceland ( Icelandic version is better, but - ooh ooh ahh ahh)
5- Germany ( the perfect music to end 2020- senseless party music)
4- Moldova ( REALLLLLLL)
3- Norway ( Airhorn effect is amazing🤣, catchy)
2- Albania ( solid rock)
1- Malta (catchy, and amazing stage presence)
5. 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel
6. 🇦🇱 Atomike
8. 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text
3. 🇮🇸 Domsdags dans
4. 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes
1. 🇲🇹 UP
7. 🇲🇩 When Love's Real
12. 🇵🇱 Booty
2. 🇳🇴 Tresko
10. 🇱🇹 Sedi ir vaziuoji
effort of putting them in order, we have it so easy
12 - Poland (go girl give us nothing but also SLAAAAAYYYYYYYYY 💅💅💅)
10 - San Marino (nothing but pure vocal slayage)
8 - Estonia (yas girl!!!)
7 - Malta (the trash is STINKING)
6 - Lithuania (this can be funny, but it's the straight type of funny)
5 - Albania (the outfit concept is immaculate, but the vocals)
4 - Germany (this is just sad)
3 - Norway (i get the trash, but... i like it)
2 - Iceland (this was actually my fave to win söngva this year 😶)
1 - Moldova (idc y'all this is good)
Thank you for an amazing show and now is time for the results! The 12 points from each commenter (jury) has been counted and added to their total score. For public vote, the amount of 12 and 10 points received from the jury point will be added together then multiplied by the number of 12/10 points they received.
Now we shall announce the TOP 10 of the Eurovision Trash Contest!
*1st - Poland 🇵🇱(3574 Points)*
208 Points from the Jury & 3,366 Points from the televote.
*2nd - Estonia 🇪🇪 (389 Points)*
129 Points from the Jury and 260 Points from the televote.
*3rd - San Marino (273 Points)*
105 Points from the Jury and 168 Points from the televote.
*4th - Germany 🇩🇪 (203 Points)*
113 Points from the jury and 90 Points from the televote.
*5th - Malta 🇲🇹 (184 Points)*
96 Points from the Jury and 88 Points from the televote.
*6th - Moldova 🇲🇩(150 Points)*
110 Points from the Jury and 40 Points from the televote.
*7th - Norway 🇳🇴(114 Points)*
101 Points from the Jury and 13 Points from the televote.
*8th - Lithuania 🇱🇹(110 Points)*
100 Points from the Jury and 10 Points from the televote.
*9th - Iceland 🇮🇸 (91 Points)*
79 Points from the Jury and 12 Points from the televote.
*10th - Albania 🇦🇱 (58 Points)*
57 Points from the Jury and 1 point from the televote.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BOOTY HYPNOTIC AHLENA! 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🏆🏆🏆🏆
Okay i do think it's cute that you spent a lot of your time with this contest, i do appreciate that! But first of all...i'm not counting the results like that so these results are not representative AT ALL. And what made you think this was comment was an good idea?👀
@@SimonAT. I just did it for fun. wasn’t an idea at all
@@TDRNeb okay then sorry for being so harsh, cause i felt like you wanted to "leak" the results which i would've found a bit shady xD
@@SimonAT. nooo lol i was just really bored and decided to do it for fun lol. i didn’t mean to do it to like “takeover” or anything
MINE FINAL:
12. Iceland
10. San Marino
8. Germany
7. Estonia
6. Albania
5. Poland
4. Lithuania
3. Norway
2. Malta
1. Moldova
In the second Semi-Final, I decided to only give 12 points to Norway and no other points for any other song. But for the final I think it would be nice enough for be to at least give out some more points.
12 points go to Norway, that stuff is hilarious.
10 points go to Lithuania
8 points go to Albania
There, that'll do.
You do realise that votes like that are not counted in any contest, right?😂
I'm aware, but letting others know my opinion is still worth it. And I'm too lazy I guess 🤣
again i have no idea of the ranking outside of my first place and ofc its BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY SO FAAAAAAT
IT'S TIME LET'S GO!
12: 🇵🇱 (QUEEN MUST WIN👑)
10: 🇸🇲 (Flawless Falsetto😍)
8: 🇪🇪 (Noa's unicorn could never)
7: 🇲🇩 (Damn gurl that note🔥)
6: 🇦🇱 (It's the glasses for me)
5: 🇮🇸 (Doomsday is indeed here)
4: 🇱🇹 (Real winner of PIN23)
3: 🇧🇻 (Don't like it but not bad)
2: 🇲🇹 (It still sounds okayish)
1: 🇩🇪 (It's actually catchy!)
"Booty" is such a complex song! I cannot believe TVP and polish people didn't see that this is a clear Eurovision winner. She sings with such passion and power! Love it! And love Ahlena! A true icon
12 points- Iceland
10 points - San Marino
8 points - Norway
7 points- Poland
6 points- Germany
5 points- Lithuania
4 points- Moldova
3 points- Estonia
2 points- Malta
1 point- Albania
I love all of these songs regardless, and the artists really knew how to entertain on stage 💃
12 pts.Poland
10 pts.Norway
8 pts.Estonia
7 pts.Germany
6 pts.San Marino
5 pts.Moldova
4 pts.Lithuania
3 pts.Iceland
2 pts.Albania
1 pt.Malta
Can't believe it's the finals already
12pts Poland 🇵🇱
10pts Moldova 🇲🇩
8pts San Marino 🇸🇲
7pts Iceland 🇮🇸
6pts Lithuania 🇱🇹
5pts Albania 🇦🇱
4pts Norway 🇳🇴
3pts Estonia 🇪🇪
2pts Malta 🇲🇹
1 pt Germany 🇩🇪
12-Estonia
10-Poland
8-Norway
7-San Marino
6-Germany
5-Iceland
4-Lithuania
3-Albania
2-Moldova
1-Malta
Estonia's song is working me out but I'll be unironically be quoting Estonia and Polands songs for as long as I live
On the final
12- San Marino
10- Poland
8- Estonia
7- Lithuania
6- Iceland
5- Moldova
4- Albania
3- Germany
2- Malta
1- Norway
Excellent video ❤❤❤
12: San Marino
10: Estonia
8: Poland
7: Germany
6: Iceland
5: Lithuania
4: Norway
3: Albania
2: Moldova
1: Malta
1. 🇵🇱 POLAND: Booty - 12pts
2. 🇸🇲 SAN MARINO: Hard To Be An Angel - 10pts
3. 🇪🇪 ESTONIA: Unicorn Vibes - 8pts
4. 🇲🇹 MALTA: Up - 7pts
5. 🇩🇪 GERMANY: Lied mit gutem Text - 6pts
6. 🇱🇹 LITHUANIA: Sėdi ir važiuoji - 5pts
7. 🇳🇴 NORWAY: Tresko - 4pts
8. 🇦🇱 ALBANIA: Atomike - 3pts
9. 🇮🇸 ICELAND: Dómsdags Dans - 2pts
10. 🇲🇩 MOLDOVA: When Love's Real - 1pt
I would also like to take this moment to thank you for organising this. This is to be honest one of my favourite fan-made events during each eurovision season, not only because it's hilarious, but also because it allows me, an avid non-national-final-watcher, to get a glimpse of the *treasures* that can be found in these shows. ❤
12 points has to go to Lithuania that literally reminds me of a bunch of kids who were just making monkey noises LOL
12 - San Marino (Would win if Loreen sung it)
10 - Estonia
8 - The booty hypnotic Ahlena from Poland😍🍑
7 - Lithuania
6 - Norway
5 - Germany
4 - Albania
3 - Iceland
2 - Malta
1 - Moldova
Haha, thanks for this! 😂
12: 🇱🇹 Sedi ir vaziuoji
10: 🇵🇱 Booty
8: 🇩🇪 Lied mit gutem Text
7: 🇮🇸 Domsdags dans
6: 🇲🇩 When Love's Real
5: 🇸🇲 Hard To Be An Angel
4: 🇦🇱 Atomike
3: 🇪🇪 Unicorn Vibes
2: 🇲🇹 UP
1: 🇳🇴 Tresko
12: Poland (I mean there's no other choice let's be real, Queen Ahlena for the win)
10: San Marino (I have no idea what I'm watching)
8: Albania (These goggles or whatever just make it a million times better)
7: Lithuania (This is really stupid and I weirdly like it)
6: Norway (Honestly this is too enjoyable to be extremely trash)
5: Iceland (Eh I'd say it's more catchy than trash)
4: Malta (Kinda the same as Iceland)
3: Moldova (This isn't that trash, even the high note isn't that terrible)
2: Estonia (I don't find this to be very trash but I also don't like it lul)
1: Germany (Nah this isn't trash, Ikke clearly put a lot of work and creativity into his performance)
0:46 rip of of 2023 Israel
My points:
12 - San Marino, Hard to be an angel
10 - Poland, Booty (as Pole, I'm so proud of our Queen, Ahlena
8 - Estonia, Unicorn Vibes
7 - Moldova, When love's real
6 - Lithuania, [I'm to lazy to write its title]
5 - Malta, UP
4 - Germany, Lied nit Guten Text
3 - Albania, Atomike
2 - Iceland, Domsdag Dans (I actually think that it should be in offical contest instead of Power)
1 - Norway, Tresko
San Marino - 5 Points
Albania - 2 Points
Germany - 7 Points
Iceland - 1 Point
Estonia - 8 Points (🦄🦄🦄🦄)
Malta - 3 Points
Moldova - 4 Points
Poland - 12 Points (QUEEN)
Norway - 10 Points (ICON)
Lithuania - 6 Points
My 12 points are defensive going to norway
12 p - Poland
10 p - Estonia
8 p - Germany
7 p - Malta
6 p - Norway
5 p - Lithuania
4 p - San Marino
3 p - Iceland
2 p - Albania
1 p - Moldova
1 point: Norway - Tresko
Ig they really are tip top tresko which in this contest means they get 1 point sorry lol
2 points: Malta - UP
The bar for a completely unironically catchy song is a lot lower here yk
3 points: Germany - Lied met gutem Text
Its been like a week and I don't understand this any more yet
4 points: Iceland - Domsdags Dans
I just now realized how they are absolutely rocking an impact-ish font and they automatically place here for that
5 points: Poland - Booty
Yeah, we all remember this one. It's VERY okay.
6 points: San Marino - Hard to Be an Angel
Well, you heard the title 🙄
7 points: Estonia - Unicorn Vibes
Omg yaaaaaas she so phenomen-phenomen-phenomenal 🤩
8 points: Lithuania - Sedi ir vaziuoji
Beautiful choreo giving us everything it should not :D
10 points: Moldova - When Love's Real
Idk how to describe these anymore. Like, yeah, that's a song maybe?
12 points: Albania - Atomike
This falls perfectly on the line between actual esc wacky entry and trashy nf losses and I love it for that
12pts for Poland
12 TO NORWAY ! TIP TAP TRESKO
12p - Poland
10p - San Marino
8p - Estonia
7p - Albania
6p - Iceland
5p - Moldova
4p - Lithuania
3p - Malta
2p - Germany
1p - Norway
This was such a hard year to vote, so many iconic moments in this final. Ahlena wins it by being the total package. San Marino gave a good showing with amazing costuming and camp, but just came a little short. Just overall a really great show.
12 Germany - absolutely not chanceless in the actual Grand Final, certainly since Austria is likely to qualify. Wouldn't have been mad if it actually won.
10 San Marino - pride and joy of this competition
8 Lithuania - say YES to silly dances
7 Iceland - absolutely amazed by this staging
6 Norway - say YES again to silly dances
5 Albania - quite a decent song actually, and I would find their business investment suggestions quite trustworthy.
4 Estonia - cool
3 Poland - I find this neither trashy nor funny, but then my humour might be different.
2 Malta - not too different from their actual entry
1 Moldova - this is just sad
What was going on in the polish national final? Blanka was so off-key, Jann just screamed and this girl had absolutely zero energy. Were there no good singers??
12. San Marino
10. Moldova
8. Norway
7. Poland
6. Lithuania
5. Albania
4. Estonia
3. Malta
2. Germany
1. Iceland
12 Poland
10 Albania
8 Malta
7 San Marino
6 Moldova
5 Estonia
4 Lithuania
3 Germany
2 Norway
1 Iceland
I think the word y'all are looking for is campy! Most of these entries are camp- when something is so bad its good
12 Booty
10 Tresko
8 Doomsdags Dans
7 UP.
6 Unicorn Vibes
5 Sedi ir vazuoji
4 Hard to be an Angel
3 Lied mit gutem Text
2 Atomike
1 When Love's Real
12 points Poland (Booty Booty Booty Booty so faaaaat)
10 points Moldova (incredible vocals)
8 points Norway
7 points Lithuania
6 points Estonia
5 points San Marino
4 points Iceland
3 points Albania
2 points Germany
1 point Malta
12: Poland (Queen)
10: San Marino
8: Iceland (ok so I unironically enjoy this but it's also very goofy)
7: Lithuania
6: Albania
5: Estonia (again a banger, but it goes against the norm for the genre and we love that for them)
4: Norway (another banger. But what the fuck is going on on stage)
3: Malta (that choreo lol)
2: Moldova
1: Germany
12- Poland (she's giving nothing AND everything at the same time, and i came here for that)
10- Estonia (ms merlyn really brought us the moon and the stars)
8- Moldova (her vocals tho... STUNNING)
7- Lithuania
6- Iceland
5- San Marino
4- Malta
3- Norway
2- Germany
1- Albania
My points:
12 p: Poland (it's gotta win come on now)
10 p: Estonia 🦄🦄
8 p: Germany
7 p: Norway (trip trapp tresko)
6 p: San Marino
5 p: Moldova
4 p: Lithuania
3 p: Albania
2 p: Iceland
1 p: Malta
15 years ago, these would have all been in EV.
My Points:
1 Point - Moldova
2 Points - Malta
3 Points - Albania
4 Points - Germany
5 Points - Lithuania
6 Points - San Marino
7 Points - Poland
8 Points - Norway
10 Points - Estonia
*12 Points - Iceland!!!*
12 San Marino 🇸🇲
10 Poland 🇵🇱
8 Iceland 🇮🇸
7 Norway 🇳🇴
6 Estonia 🇪🇪
5 Malta 🇲🇹
4 Albania 🇦🇱
3 Lithuania 🇱🇹
2 Moldova 🇲🇩
1 Germany 🇩🇪
12 points:poland🇵🇱(blanka could never💅)
10 points:moldova(couldnt find the flag) (miley cyrus who?)
8 points:estonia🇪🇪(noa kirel if she was a estonian roblox youtuber)
7 points:lithuania🇱🇹:(the guys from 2006. if they slayed)
6 points:iceland🇮🇸:(white girl cheerleaders in brazil)
5 points:malta🇲🇹:(ONE SHOT,TWO SHOT)
4 points:norway🇸🇯(this "song" sounds like ,what i imagine a 9 year old would play if they were a dj)
3 points:san marino🇸🇲(the san marino and the opera)
2 points:germany🇩🇪(the guy from montenegro 2012. if he moved to germany,and worked at the gold mine,and at the airport)
1 point:albania🇦🇱(albanian steampunk core🕶)
12 - Norway (I absolutely love this song and I feel bad about nothing)
10 - San Marino (Just... wow)
8 - Albania (I just want to give Randy some points)
7 - Poland (Of course)
6 - Iceland (I think Doomsday can be fun)
5 - Lithuania (I feel happy today)
4 - Estonia (This is trashy but not as much as Kurbuse Matused)
3 - Moldova (Not as trashy as last year)
2 - Malta (Eh)
1 - Germany (This is trashy, but in a very unpleasant way.)
12 points - Poland
10 points - San Marino
8 points -Estonia
7 points - Moldova
6 points - Lithuania
5 points - Malta
4 points - Germany
3 points - albania
2 points - iceland
1 point - norway
00:14 Your average ESC singer.
My 12 points goes to Poland
12 pts - 09 norway
10 pts - 03 Germany
08 pts - 10 Lithuania
07 pts - 04 iceland
06 pts - 06 Malta
05 ots - 05 Estonia
04 pts- 02 albania
03 pts - 07 Moldova
02 pts - 08 Poland
01 pts - 01
Iceland 12 points!!
12 points to Poland, her energy is amazing
10 points to Moldova
8 points to Lithuania
7 points to Iceland
6 points to Germany
5 points to Albania
4 points to San Marino
3 points to Malta
2 points to Norway
1point to Estonia