Highway - Sebastian Stan
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- Опубликовано: 23 май 2014
- Theatre Communications Group (TCG) just announced the publication of 100 monologues by Eric Bogosian. The book is a collection of Bogosian's acclaimed monologues, which were originally performed as part of his six Off-Broadway solo shows that premiered between 1980 and 2000. To check out videos of the monologues, a performed by Jessica Hecht, Sebastian Stan, Sam Rockwell, Michael Shannon and more, visit: 100monologues.com/
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sam: what’s going on in that cyborg brain of yours?
bucky:
It‘S cOmPuTiNg
What does the moo cow say? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh No It cAuGht fiRe
“Only humans make balls of other animals”
Computing...
See, Bucky is not a villain.He just had an existential crisis.
I don't think he ever was a villain. Everything he did was because of HYDRA manipulating/torturing, and brainwashing him. The longer he's awake, the more he remembers/learns about himself. That's why they keep him sedated for most of the time.
I cried laughing
He would be great friends with Daniel Howell.
Lol he wasn’t considered one, but this is hella funny
lol our names are kinda the same 😘😂
he has more lines in this 7 minutes and 44 second videi then in the entire captain america the winter soldier movie lmao
for real though 😭
wHo ThE hElL iS bUcKy
@Georgia Smith pow pow
pow pow pow
-anthony mackie
@@rubyjune1146 imma ignore what you just said
I think he has more lines in this than in all the marvel movies he is in combined (except tfatws)
Came here for Moo cow
But now I'm having existential crisis
He's such an amazing actor, needs more attention
Right? I mean I was just watching his performane and realised what a talented and professional actor he is... I mean this wasn't even cut I guess
Same thing I thought when I saw him in Once upon a time. I’m so happy that he has more recognition than he did before.
Same
I also came here for the moo cow. Iconic. He is also the best actor!
He's one of those real chameleon actors, so completely different in each role.
Sebastian Stan could read terms and conditions and I would still love his voice
Me too
accurate af
He could read me a biology book and I'd fucking pay attention. AND LEARN
ive never read anything more accurate
I agree
He just asked if he wanted coffee...
Eva Music I SHOULDNT HAVE LAUGHED THIS HARD
This should be in the top😂😂😂
voidjongin BAHAHAHA
Bro i barcked
😂 😂 😂
this monologue represents my last 2 brain cells and my anxiety trying to have a meaningful conversation
Yup
omg for real tho lol, mine too
this is so confusing, but makes so much sense
I don't understand shit but this sums up my mental condition amazingly
it’s just a skit it’s supposed to be random
Yeah, lol 😅🤚🏼
No it don’t but in a funny way
What is this movie?
If I saw Sebastian Stan on the side of the road with his thumb up Id probably shit myself and get in a car crash
Me
+Larry Stylinson YOUR USERNAME AND PROFILE PIC IM
Hannah DiMartino omfg I'm 😂 truth!!
When you ask a random hitchhiker if he wants coffee and you get a 7 and a half minute rant about nonsense
i mean, it got real deep at the end
It's not nonsense its what life is
I’d sit and listen to it if it was seb🥰😂❤️
Isn't nonsense actually, just a curious way of saying it
This character is obviously very intent on being counter cultural. There's some overlap with Chris McCandless, who was a real person. Though not all the views expressed in this monologue match his (he was not vegetarian, for instance), some of the deeper ones do.
Bucky complaining about the modern world like the old man he is in falcon and the winter soldier:
Hahahahahahaha lollollollollollollollollollollol
I'm dYiNg
Teacher: the test isn't that confusing
The test:
Now wait a damn minute
Sebastian Stan and Tom Hiddleston could read the phone book and I'd listen. His talent is limitless!!!
Annette Bowen Tom can play the spoons and Sebastian can do some sick knife tricks.
And benedict
@@addiestruckhoff336 Tom Hiddleston is on you tube reading High Rise. 6+ hours. Enjoy!
@@addiestruckhoff336 i want this so bad now 😂
PLEASE ADD BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IN THERE his voice is so mf relaxing
Sometimes we need great monologue like these to remember how talented actors are.
AMEN 👏👏👏
Monologue Summary:
-Crickets Cricketing
-BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEP
-Meatball Subs
-Curse words lol
-Moo Cow says AHHHHHH
-Toxic Shit is why he hit the road
-Acorns in buttcrack?
- Karma from sp*rm
-Titanic
-Depressing Moment when he talks about living on berries
-Actually really odd but beautiful talk about taking a one way scenic route on earth
- *Stares*
This is beautiful 🤣
Chefs kiss
Lmao this has no context and I’m cackling
888th comment
also:
EEHHHHHHH
EHHHHHHHH
no crickets
"If nobody ever knows where I am, I won't mind, because ill know where I am, and thats the most important thing" how poetic and relatable
So deep man
I fr read that as he said it-
this monologue is both confusing and hilarious
NO! that is just you opening up your fat mouth!
@@edmark2 bruh
@@edmark2 👁👄👁 what
@@edmark2 dude what the hell
@@edmark2 dude 👁👄👁
what does the moo cow say? ahhhHHHHHH
That part makes me pee my pants omfg
hahahaha... but he still Cute♥♥♥
patiencetheblob And I'm just lingering off of every word.
i pissed myself
ruclips.net/video/8pL6xOjjcCA/видео.html I accidentally sent this to my christian friends writing group chat
I love how it starts out stupid and hilarious and ends up deep and makes you think. That just tells you how good of an actor Sebastian Stan is
“The crickets were cricketing” -Sebastian Stan 2014
deep
hes actually so talented wtf i cant even roll a burrito properly
I just laughed so hard help
Me
Honey same. P R E A C H
I cant even draw a decent stickman
I manage to screw a sarnie up
_And if nobody ever hears from me again, we'll be okay. And if nobody ever knows where I am, I won't mind._
_Cause I'll know where I am... and that's the most important thing._
That's always the part that gets me
When I hear that line I'm like... you know something's true when it resonates that deeply within you and it hurts in a weird sort of way.
Lilianna Williams I agree...I didn't know how to put what I was feeling into words, so I'm you did lol
Chemical Angel when I first wrote it I was like everyone's gonna think I'm crazy lol but it's what I felt and knowing you felt it too means either we're both crazy or I'm less crazy 😂😂
Lilianna Williams we're probably both crazy😂
The fact that he just let the last car pass because he realized he didn’t need to go anywhere, that hit hard
This is exactly what I sound like talking to myself at 2am
Fr tho, I've never related to something so much
same...
Same
sebastian cursing is my religion
hahahaha same
Amen.
Hallelujah.
sAME
i'm interested
Can we just take a moment to admire the talent and the monologue?
Sebastian Stan is such a great acting star, his perfomance is so palpable, you know? Like when you talk to a person and you can just see in their eyes how they're feeling or how they react genuinly.
For example this video, i do believe this is some guy just trying to get lift while talking to someone who he doesn't know, slowly discovering himself in such a short time that by the end he doesn't extend his arm to call a lift, you see that in his eyes!
So much talent, so much beauty, this is awesome.
+UssyV so true.
this
couldn't agree more !!
The monologue could use some goddamn work. We adore it because Sebastian Stan was chosen over Christian Kane for some work.... I love Sebastian but.... corn is corn...
Kaeda Sonata Indeed corn is corn, but i admire the delivery not the package, know what i mean?
he’s literally so beautiful I don’t even know what he’s talking about.
Casting crew : "how about the role of bucky?"
Sebastian : "who the hell is bucky?"
Casting crew : "PERFECT"
Hi John Walker, how're you doing?
GENIUS.
OMG 😂😭😭
Oh nooo True 😂
@@iamgroot2810 doin fine wat about u :)
That went from silly to deep real quick. Damn. Sebastian Stan is legit the best actor out there, that was amazing, and inspirational
I could cry just by how beautiful he is
Can't believe nobody's stopping to pick him up. How do you say no to those eyes? :(
right??!!!!
No how do you say no to a beautiful man??? Shoot if I saw him on the side of the road I would immediately stop and pick him up... Get close to him and possibly marry him
Go watch him on Once Upon A Time, Emma picked him up and look what happened to her haha
+Underrated Hero Lol that explains it
+Underrated Hero loooooooollllll😂😂
Nobody:
Sebastian: *“wHaT dOeS tHe MoO cOw SaY? *inhale** *AAAAAAAAAAAHH”*
my brain thinking random thoughts at 2 am when I’m trying to sleep:
I never would have imagined that it was possible for a single character having a one-sided conversation against a black background with the occasional glare of headlights to be able to create a whole world, but Sebastian proved me wrong. While the acting was phenomenal, I'm really interested in who wrote this. How the heck did they-in under eight minutes of screenplay-show the nuance of a view of what a pure life really means? I'm stunned.
+Cory Whitworth It says who wrote it in the description. I had to look after I watched the video because, although it was great, I had no idea what the context was behind it. Very interesting
I know. I was all about the writing too. Seb nailed the roller but the writer was just as good
+SOMEWHEREINTHEGALAXY roll*
K, cool
ikkk
i want this played at my funeral
DoubleTacoDoubleFun same
Same
Same.
Same 😔
I second that
Imagine how long it mustve taken to learn this monologue??? Nearly 8 minutes! And then work through each part and make it believable and true. Hes talented asf. That's crazy. Wow
Ok but like... WHO WOULDN’T STOP FOR SEBASTIAN STAN?!!
he could read me the damn dictionary and I'd be satisfied
More lines than all the marvel movies he’s been in combined
yes that is so true. and he said in an interview for the falcon and the winter soldier that he was nervous to have so many lines as bucky as he did in the series. in captain america the ws he only had a few lines and his name is in the movie lol
it’s 7:44 minutes of “what the hell is going on here”
and I love it
Fr
"money is just to buy stuff and i dont need stuff im free" wise words of wisdom
I love his voice
I love his face
I love his acting skills
I love his personality
UGHGH WHY MUST HE BE SO PERFECT
And then you look around at the people around you and mentally facepalm
FR
@@zinaidavoltaris8578 True. When I look at him and fantasize about him because he’s the husband type for me, then I think of most of the guys who are chasing me right now and I could cry. Perfection doesn’t exist in reality.😑😑
@@MissCarmenGrant it's not like he's not real-
TCRHOKCRAECJXEYOMO
you almost forget that hes acting you know? its just like he's a guy thats had enough of the life he was living and decided to change it. but along the way felt like he needed to get that out. like he needed to release hus thoughts and feelings and that why things seemed so distorted and weird and off course because he/we think that way.
Talent. thats what this is.
TRUE
It gives me so much anxiety just thinking about how he had to memorize that entire monolog
probably had to memorize more lines in this video than his entire marvel career
What was the monologue for??
@@TheHarlotGirl oh I have no idea
like it got really deep
You do realise that this is exactly what actors do, right? Memorising it is the easy part, speaking it like it's yours and you didn't read it yesterday for the first time is the real deal.
i’m somehow calmed, intrigued, confused, and giggling while watching this video.
Fr
Am i just the one who loves it when Seb swears?......
No (and I love your icon)
you know
ur
nooot alooone! ;3
you're not alone..
Nope.
@@KC-xh5bs lmfao wtf
For anyone who came here to find those iconic clips spread around the internet:
2:15 What Does the Doggy Say?
2:36 Eff You Loser!
4:41 where the "When I Die" story starts
4:49 specifically when the acorn scene starts
Thank you
Doing the lords work
and "bEEp" at 1:25
THANK YOU
@@really_brokenkid4477 ty I was looking for this
His voice is sooo attractive. It’s perfect
the amount of talent he has to have a conversation with no one with no backdrop and explain someone’s whole personality in less than 10 minutes is crazy. Sebastian is an amazing actor
2:15 "What does the doggy say? Bow wow? What does the kitty say? Meow meow. What does the *moo cow say?* *AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"*
FAVOURITE PART OML
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Sebastian Stan should be appreciated more. He's amazing.
I’m literally doing this for my audition for my drama class this coming spring
Id say good luck but im the one on the titanic
Good luck :)
Good luck with the swearing part lol..and as the moo cows say: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Food luck dude
Seen as everyone said good luck WHICH IS WRONG imma say break a leg
The crickets were ✨cricketing✨
So this is what Bucky does after Civil War?
Random Square xD actually before to Civil War.
After the battle with Steve xD
Actually its winter soldiers inner thoughts while fightig captain america
@@PhokingLegend yes, during the highway fight he was just thinking "what does the cow say? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!'
Oh. My. God
This is what Bucky does after Endgame.
Deep. I'm so glad I watched this. Not only was the message crucial. The way he delivered it was just superb. And people think of him as that really hot (which he is I mean damn. Just look at that. He's such a work of fucking art. I want a slice of that) guy who's silent in the winter soldier. But if you really look deeper you get an amazing actor, who's a cinematic genius. He's gonna be a timeless icon. Wow. I lovw him and all his work so much.
Amen.
omfg u could't have said better my friend!!!! p.s. i also want a slice of that sexy beast!!!!!
+mia allen He's just awesome, been one of my favorites for a long time. Unlike some actors, with every role, you forget other roles he did previously because he's different with each one. Prince Jack in the TV show Kings, Bucky Barnes and the Winter Soldier in Captain America, TJ in Political Animals. All of these characters are played to perfection by Sebastian.
+mia allen I am right there with you on every account. I kind of giggled at first because all I knew of this was the animal section. The rest of it, though...man, this is really deep and intellectual and just...I don't know, spiritual? His delivery is incredible. Definitely a crucial message, like you said.
Even when he is almost silent, like in the Winter Soldier, you still can see he is an amazing actor. He manages to express so many things without talking,just with his eyes and face.
That's what makes a great actor in my opinion.
I went from laughing at the beginning to crying at the end
612,126
At first glance it seem like seb is high on drugs but that’s just his natural personality 💀
i could just listen to his voice for hours
Same ugh
I could watch him for hours
Same like can he please make audio books
+Tiffani Bolton omg yes
+Tiffani Bolton he needs to do some kind of audiobook/documentary/reading-thing. i love hearing his voice.
Incredible actor. Though we fans can't ever get over his desirous looks, he's got a shitload of talent behind those awesome and crazy blue eyes! He's a great story teller as his voice is so hypnotic. Such an amazing human being!
This! It's the acting skills that counts and he totally showed his in CA: TWS. He was phenomenal! The good looks are just bonus. I really can't wait for his next movie.
Yeah! I'm hoping he'll do something in the meantime until CA 3 starts shooting. I can't sit too still until May 2016 so he needs to get his butt on the screen again soon! It's AWESOME that he landed a movie deal with Marvel that will keep him going for another 7 films. He's such a badass!! :)
Pamela Newman When I read about his 9-pic movie deal, I was like woohoo, good for him! Amazing, how Marvel seems to get their casting choices right. Who knows, perhaps he's reading some script right now and I agree with you about the badass-part :).
To further prove I love him for more than his looks, I listened to the whole thing and did not look at the screen. His voice is something else.
Yes! Totally agree!!!
I came here from the meme but this is actually quite profound.
same
Same
The me-me
The “BEEEEP” “BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP” always gets me 😭 1:34
"and if nobody ever knows where I am, I won't mind, cause I'll know where I am and that's the most important thing"
That hits me right in the feels
i like how he says "baby lion" and put his hands out ugh
This is what Bucky does after The Winter Soldier when he does not work for Hydra and has lost steve.
5:16 the way he says baby lion🥺
"and I'll be a lion, just bopping around" to deep real talk.... amazing
This is one of the best acting performances I've ever seen. There's nothing really anything major happening, just some guy telling a story, but somehow it felt like I was watching a brilliant action film. As someone who aspires to be an actress I find Sebastian's monologue an example of how acting really should be done. Wow, just wow.
Weronika Pogorzelska is this from a movie? If so what movie?
2:38
Beautiful. Absolutely show stopping.
Why is this so addictive
seb's talking with a cricket sound on the background is the best relaxation ive ever found on the internet
Is it just me or his voice so soothing.. I can listen to him all day and all night!
I know!! I just love to hear him talk. I'm in love with his voice
+missagaga me too! there's something so special about his voice!
FindingIma His voice could simultaneously get you pregnant and put you to sleep at the same time. 😂😋
He has the best voice it's so soft I love it
+Sarah Garland his voice is like a vibrator between your legs
If I saw Sebastian Stan hitchhiking, I’d stop so fast to pick that man up bro. You have no idea.
Sebastian gives almost 7 minutes long monologue but his silent acting here 5:45 is always awesome.
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP*
perfect video to start laughing with and end with tears
"if nobody ever hears from me again, we'll be okay, if nobody ever knows where i am, i wont mind, cause i'll know where i am. and thats the most important thing."
i love that bit
Everyone asking “What does the Moo Cow say?” and not “How was the Moo Cow’s day?” 😭😭😭
came here for the moo cow inpression
I said "I don't need luck man, you're the one on the titanic."
this. this is why i love sebastian.
This doesn’t make sense... but It makes sense😳
I am literally rolling in this monologue, because it's so fucking deep.
how has no one acknowledged this amazing pun???
I love this
This was hilarious until the last minute and now I'm having an existential crisis
Me omg
sameeee
When people ask how my dreams go:
I sat here for 7:43 minutes IN CLASS to listen to this man ramble about nonsense that I don't understand.
But in a way..
*it all made sense*
this is my 4th time watching/listening to this in the past 24 hours... he is AMAZING. Seb deserves so many more roles, better roles, starring in movies because he is amazing.
just watched it again wow I'm obsessed
+Tiff Atkins same here man! i wish i found this sooner cause i would've use it in my theatre class...
Same omg
Wow this is weird this is my other account lol... so yeah still obsessed
am I the only person who freaking cried toward the end of this
beinghumangirl I didn't, but I identified with the sense of alienation, and a desperate instinct to do something good in the world--even if that means fading into the void, a prospect that's haunting this character.
no. i cried.
Almost did
i did, when he just so lost in his head he didnt even raise his hand to signal the car.
No, I did
This is so amazing. How he played the emotion, expression, eyes, tone, voice and anything really excellent. I never know I can love him more, but I definitely love him more after this
I can’t tell if this is supposed to be inspirational or depressing
Yes
Why are there no cars stopping for him😂😂 like wth that's freaking Sebastian Stan 😂😂
I know right 😹😹
this was meaningful in a funny way until I got to the end and now im having an existential crisis
like when you're in kindergarten and you're coloring in your coloring book
what does the doggy say? bow wow
what does the kitty say? meow meow
what does the moo cow say?
*AHHHHHHHHH*
2021 and I’m still in love with this man.
2023 and i'm still in love with this man
I went from laughing my ass off to feeling the feels 😭
Okay but the moo cow part fucking made me piss my pants
I hope we get a ride pretty soon man, it's getting cold out here.
No coffee for me man, it's not my thing anymore you know.
All those little starving peasant coffee farmers down in South America, I don't want to be responsible for that you know, like you're either a part of the problem or you're part of the solution. No coffee, no sugar, no meat, no Nikes.. It's all connected man, it's all part of the big picture. If you don't believe that then it's like we're all living in a giant TV screen that isn't tuned to any station, billions of dots just bouncing and frying around.
Noise in the void, snow, thoughts.
But there's always a big picture. Sometimes you can't see it but it's there.
Last night, I was hitching and a few minutes and everything made sense, the stars were flowing high in the sky, I could smell the grass, the crickets were cricketing. I was in harmony with the universe, and then I heard this sound.. From far away.
Beeeeeeeeep, BeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
And then I saw it. This giant 18-wheeler, blowing down on me. Doing 90 miles an hour, and I, and I look up through the windshield, I could see the driver.
One of those bizarro zombies of our modern-day life, chowing down on this huge meatball sub as he drove.
And I thought, "That pretty much sums it up.", meatballs man.
Like what's the karma in a meatball?
Only humans make balls of other animals.
Like when you're in kindergarten, you're coloring in your coloring book.
What does the doggie say? Bow-wow,
What does the kitty say? Meow-meow,
What does the moo-cow say? ..
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Oh yeah, do try to run me over man, and as I jumped out of the way and he blew past he had his window down.. And he was.. Swearing at me.
"F*CK YOU LOSER!
"SH*T FREAKING, F*CKING PIECE OF SH*T A*SHOLE,
SUCK MY D*CK, F*CKHEAD.
F*CK, F*CK, F*CK."
Spitting out globs of phlegm 'cause he's filled with mucus from all the dairy products he consumes.. And then he reached up, and..
EEEEEUGH, EEEEUGH, EEEEUGH.
Totally f*cked me up man.. Could not hear the crickets for hours.
Like what's an airhorn man, with the sound at the end of civilization.
| Sigh |
See, I-I can't take this toxic sh*t anymore man, cannot do it.
That's why I hit the road man, Oh yeah.
I just walked in my boss one day and I said "I'm outta here."
What? He didn't care, he's got people lined up around the block making those lattes, he just said.
"What're you gonna do about money?"
And I said, "I don't need money man, money is to buy stuff, and I don't need stuff. I'm free."
Oh yeah, my boss. Yeah he said "Well, you'll be singing another song when you're old."
And I said, "When I'm old, same thing will happen to me that's gonna happen to you. I'm gonna die, except that you're going to be so rich in your portfolios, and mutual funds and IRA's and sh*t that they're not going to let you die. They'll stick you in one of those old age cells with the adjustable beds that go up and down, and a remote control for a TV set. just hope you're not paralyzed, or you'll be watching QVC round-the-clock for the rest of your feeble life. Me? When I die, I'm just going to curl up on a pile of leaves in the middle of the woods and croak.
Maybe if I'm lucky an acorn will get lodged in my butt crack, then a giant oak tree will grow out of my a*s and drop acorns all over my grave, then a deer will come and munch on those acorns and my karma will go from those acorns into that deer, and then a mountain lion will come and eat that deer and my karma will go into that lions sperm, and when that lion makes it with his old lady, I'm gonna come back as a baby lion and spend my next life just bopping around. Doing that mountain lion thing."
He just gave me this weird look, and uh.. Patted me on the back and said;
"Good luck dude."
And I said, "I don't need luck man, 'cause you're the one on the Titanic."
...
Alaska. Last real place in America.
I'm just gonna take this highway as far as it goes.. And find a road then take it as far as it goes, then find a path and walk it, till there's no path and I'm completely surrounded by woods. And then I'm gonna step into the wilderness.. Live on berries and sh*t, not bother anybody, not hurt anything.
Something I have to do man..
..
Because I'm a first-class passenger on the spaceship earth, and I got one ticket and I got to make the ride count you know. And as far as I figured, you can either take the service road or the scenic route and, and I only have one ride. I want it to be beautiful.
If nobody ever hears from me again, we'll be okay.
If nobody ever knows where I am, I won't mind. 'Cause I'll know where I am, and that's the most important thing.
👏👏👏👏👏
Actually what's this means? My English bad 😅
@@adeline885 All of the monologue from the Video :)
The Highway by Eric Bogosian
(Effects of cars passing. Lights up reveal a man standing with his thumb out, hitching)
I hope we get a ride pretty soon, man, It’s getting cold out here. (Puts his hand up in refusal) No coffee for me, man, it’s not my thing anymore. You know? All those little starving peasant coffee farmers down in South America? I don’t want to be responsible for all that, you know? Like you’re either part of the problem or you’re part of the solution. No coffee, no sugar, no meat, no Nikes. It’s all connected man. It’s all part of the big picture. If you don’t believe that, then it’s like we’re living in a giant TV screen that isn’t turned to any station. Billion of dots, just bouncing and frying around. Noise in a void. Snow. Dots. But there’s always a big picture. Sometimes you can’t see it, but it’s there.
(Lights of a passing car)
Last night I was hitching, and for a few minutes everything made sense. the stars were floatin’ high in the sky. I could smell the grass. The crickets were cricketing. I was in harmony with the universe.
And then I heard this sound from far away: BEEP!!!! BEEP!!!! And then I saw it, this giant eighteen-wheeler blowin’ down on me, doing ninety miles an hour. And I looked up through the windshield, I could see the driver. One of those bizarro zombies from our modern-day life. Big thick neck. Beard stubble. Circles under his eyes from all the porno video he’s been watchin’. Totally insane! Chowin’ on this huge meatball sub as he drove.
And I thought, That pretty much sums it up. Meatballs, man. Like what’s the karma in a meatball? Only humans make balls out of other animals. Like when you’re in kindergarten and you’re coloring in your coloring book: What does the doggy say? “Bowwow!” What does the kitty say? “Meeoww!!” What does the moocow say? “AARRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!”
Oh yeah, dude tried to run me over, man! And as I jumped out of the way and he blew past, he had his window down and he was swearing at me: “FUCK YOU, YOU LOSER SHIT FREAK FUCKIN’ PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCK FUCK!”
Spitting out these gobs of phlegm because he’s filled with mucus from all the dairy products he consumes! And then reached up and-BLAAAAAP! BLAAAAAP! BLAAAAAP!
Totally fucked me up, man. Couldn’t hear the crickets for hours. Like what’s an air horn, man, but the sound of the end of civilization?
See I can’t be around all the toxic shit anymore, man. Cannot do it. That’s why I hit the road, man. Oh yeah, I just went into the boss one day and said “I’m outta here.”… What? Oh, he didn’t care, he’s got people lined up around the block to make those lattes.
He just looked at me and said “What are you going to do for money?”
And I said, “I don’t need money, man. Money’s just to buy stuff. And I don’t need stuff. I’m free. I mean, look around us, man, all these cars, always movin’ out on the highway. They never stop. Like ants in an anthill. Ever watch ants, man? I love watchin’ ants, man. Always busy doing something really important like moving a cookie crumb from here, (Indicates) all the way over to there. That’s what all these cars are doin’, just movin’ stuff around. But instead of popsicle sticks and bits of chewed-up leaf, they’re movin’ DVDs and running shoes and frozen turkey burgers and microwave popcorn and flawless pieces of fruit with little stickers on ‘em that you can’t get off…back to the anthill.
Oh, my boss? he said “Yeah, well you’ll be singing another song when you’re old.”
And I said “When I’m old same thing’ll happen to me that’s going to happen to you. I’m gonna die. Except that you’re gonna be so rich with your portfolios and mutual funds and IRAs and all that shit they won’t let you die. They’ll stick you in one of those old-age cells with adjustable beds that go up and down and a remote control for a TV set. Just hope you’re not paralyzed or you’ll be watchin’ Home Shopping Network ‘round the clock for the rest of your feeble life.
“Me, when I die, I’m just gonna curl up on a pile of leaves in the middle of the woods and croak. And, maybe if I’m lucky, an acorn will get lodged in my butt crack. And a giant oak tree will grow out of my ass and drop acorns all over my grave. And then a deer will come and munch on those acorns and my karma will go from those acorns into that deer. And then a mountain lion will come and eat the deer and my karma will go into that lion’s sperm and when the lion makes it with his old lady I’ll come back as a baby lion.”
(Mimes the baby mountain lion padding about) “Spend my next life in the woods, just boppin’ around doin’ that mountain lion thing.”
Oh, he just gave this weird look, patted me on the back and said, “Good luck, dude.”
And I said, “I don’t need the luck, man, you’re the one on the Titanic.”
Alaska. The last real place in America. Alaska.
Just gonna take this highway as far as it goes, then find a road and take it as far as it goes, then find a path and walk it until there’s no more path, until I’m completely surrounded by woods. And then I’m gonna step right into the wilderness. Just live on berries and shit. Not bother anybody. Not hurt anything.
Something I have to do, man. Because I’m a first class passenger on the spaceship Earth. I’ve got a one-way ticket so I have to make the ride count, you know? And as far as I figure it, you can either take the service road or the scenic route. And man, if I only have one ride, I want it to be beautiful.
And if nobody ever hears from me again, you know, it’ll be OK. If nobody knows where I am, I won’t mind, because I’ll know where I am, and that’s the most important thing.
(He jumps back as three cars pass in succession, followed by an enormous truck. He watches in stunned dismay as the truck passes, roaring into the night. Fade to black)
This feels like an audition tape for the movie “into the wild”.
Seb is not only handsome but he is also very talented
Bucky really needs therapy.
How did he even remember this 7 minute long dialogue and act it out so well!! He is such a good actor
I can't even remember a 30 second dialogue
After CATWS, I got curious of this guy. I've had only seen him in Hot Tub Machine. I'm so glad I found this. I really hope he gets recognized and not just be known as the guy who plays The Winter Soldier. He's a great fucking actor. This has me thinking of Tom Hardy in Bronson. Hopefully Sebastian breaks out as well.