THE WORST TWEETS OF 2022

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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
  • These are going to be even worse this year.
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  • @callum6224
    @callum6224 Год назад +5488

    ‘You made quite a non binary fuss’ is a beautiful turn of phrase

    • @redgunnit
      @redgunnit Год назад +247

      It sounds like something that both Jordan Peterson or Senator Armstrong would say. And I think that's just great.

    • @lilyl4475
      @lilyl4475 Год назад +85

      well, speaking of senator armstrong, boy do have news for you

    • @theawesomewerewolf5084
      @theawesomewerewolf5084 Год назад +96

      Cancel culture strikes again!

    • @Abekiel
      @Abekiel Год назад +35

      you got ratiod by the dictionnary

    • @dannya1854
      @dannya1854 Год назад +28

      I now say this to my non-binary friends.

  • @derekblankenship8970
    @derekblankenship8970 Год назад +1132

    “You’re abusing the government” are very “corporations are people” vibes

  • @thecanmanification
    @thecanmanification Год назад +1394

    “I will drop a legal anvil on you” is such a funny thing to say in response to not knowing what a soy egg is lmao

    • @noelleelizabeth9991
      @noelleelizabeth9991 Год назад +47

      okay glad I'm not the only one who finds that endlessly funny 😂😂😂 its like an onion of terminally online bullshit

    • @WackMaDino
      @WackMaDino Год назад +13

      makes you think how many wile e coyote schemes can be turned into legal threats

    • @braden_m
      @braden_m Год назад +10

      Bro really said “I’m very litigious” instead of “oh I’m dumb let me delete this tweet”

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Год назад

      You sack of wine

    • @playerhateroftheyear1084
      @playerhateroftheyear1084 Год назад +6

      Twitter is just people interacting but the variety of people and their unique thoughts is an amazing concoction for humor you just can't find anywhere else. Society would just be so boring if it was just us normies

  • @frickinfrick8488
    @frickinfrick8488 Год назад +2662

    That chilli discourse is so funny. Twitter brains admit they find social interaction so scary that they think simple acts of kindness from strangers are imposing and inconsiderate.

    • @anmolt3840051
      @anmolt3840051 Год назад +125

      I wish my neighbours were so nice

    • @Chiefqueef91
      @Chiefqueef91 Год назад +23

      That’s also boomer etiquette

    • @milazinnia
      @milazinnia Год назад +66

      No literally. It's encroaching into like every community, having the need to be insanely woke to the point that it's repressive of everyday life. Like a lot of drag queens on Twitter for example, have been encountering loads of people that don't even follow them (mostly cis straight people of course, but not always) or they do like their drag but know very little about drag/black/LGBTQ+ culture, that them being 'woke' gives an adverse reaction of homo/transphobia. Like them trying in their crazed, deluded head to be "open" and "inclusive" is literally shutting people down and away-- from them, anyway. Like why are they on the internet? Who knows, probably don't have much of a life outside of it.

    • @dragonzlucas
      @dragonzlucas Год назад +126

      Also...they dont have to eat it. Its not like the neighbour is going to force them to eat it if they are allergic lmao

    • @JaseekaRawr
      @JaseekaRawr Год назад +31

      I missed the chilli discourse as well. Had no idea it was Castamere chick, she's so cool! For ppl to attack her is so messed up, bc she doesn't bother literally anyone lol, just makes entertaining tweets. So i was sad to see it was her that was targeted in that debacle 😕 Glad ppl called out all the unhinged weïrdos trying to attack her, tho.
      Like who can find something bad about giving food to ppl in need? Twitter, that's who 🥴

  • @boianko
    @boianko Год назад +605

    Who knew that, so many centuries after it burned down, the Library of Alexandria's lost wisdom would once again surface in the form of Twitter.

    • @toms7219
      @toms7219 Год назад +39

      No wonder they burned it down twice

    • @Nightmare-pj4fg
      @Nightmare-pj4fg Год назад +3

      Apparently the idea that so much was lost in the Library burning is a lie. You can watch Jacob Gellers library video for info.

  • @Imtimmahler
    @Imtimmahler Год назад +674

    “As a person with allergies“ ya got two options. 1) ya smile and thank them for their generosity and kindness and let someone else eat it or 2) thank them and apologize, let them know you have food allergies and that you wouldn’t want to have it go to waste and still thank them for their generosity and kindness. People need to stop taking offense to something that had no harmful intentions. It takes away from the real things we should be upset and focused on.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Год назад +14

      And here I was looking for meaningful comment.

    • @mspaint93
      @mspaint93 Год назад +84

      I was thinking exactly this, and it's the same thing for other dietary restrictions. I was given 2 massive trays of chicken around Xmas and haven't eaten meat in a decade, so I thanked them, told them to keep one and gave the other to my brother. Everyone was happy. Thinking you're the Earth's main character sounds exhausting and lonely

    • @komos3719
      @komos3719 Год назад +49

      Fr. Like... you can just politely refuse, I don't understand why that's such an alien concept.

    • @DHawkBeats
      @DHawkBeats Год назад +8

      @@mspaint93 faaacts

    • @bolson42
      @bolson42 Год назад +20

      @@komos3719It’s weird how some people expect everyone to know everything about them, and as such if there is a misunderstanding about them they act is if people are meaningfully insulting or harming them.

  • @gibbsm
    @gibbsm Год назад +180

    "I'm not racist, all of my slaves are black." - sportsball writer.

  • @Indigo-Haze
    @Indigo-Haze Год назад +2193

    The Oscars slap discourse created some of the most bizarre tweets I've ever seen

    • @hello7032
      @hello7032 Год назад +171

      No literally, it’s like everyone was having ptsd and crying

    • @ExiledSummoner
      @ExiledSummoner Год назад +90

      We've all posted cringe before. I especially. But the s*** that came out of there was wild.

    • @kakirin
      @kakirin Год назад +109

      Some people still talk about it like it was more important than the war 💀

    • @marcoh984
      @marcoh984 Год назад +3

      @@billfred9411 silent hill 2 didn’t say that

    • @idontcare9041
      @idontcare9041 Год назад +2

      Why the fuck... who the fuck cares? It's a slap... they act more nervous than as if someone was just shot. I don't even know where their insanity began there

  • @MidnightEkaki
    @MidnightEkaki Год назад +819

    These tweets are so bizarre they seem satirical. Sometimes I worry Im being too sensitive or overanalysing topics but seeing this shit makes me feel better

    • @klong977
      @klong977 Год назад +31

      Poe’s Law taken to the extreme

    • @melancholynotgirl3084
      @melancholynotgirl3084 Год назад +21

      honestly i feel like a lot of these people are so chronically online that it has made them mentally ill 😭

    • @jimmybalzac6021
      @jimmybalzac6021 Год назад +1

      Most of them are bait but Hasan is too stupid and too bad faith to see it lmao

  • @donnieward6287
    @donnieward6287 Год назад +93

    I remember seeing the "Ukraine is George Floyd" tweets one day and just logging off

  • @julesvandencorput3334
    @julesvandencorput3334 Год назад +298

    describing hillary as 'openly white' is the funniest thing ive heard all week

    • @Praisethesunson
      @Praisethesunson Год назад +18

      But she told black people she keeps hot sauce in her purse!!!
      -Libs

    • @Volcom761
      @Volcom761 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Praisethesunson0⁰ 52

  • @Grushvak
    @Grushvak Год назад +410

    The chili saga is wild. Whenever my wife cooks a large recipe, she has me bring some over to the old lady with alzheimer's who lives alone in the condo behind ours, because we know she only eats frozen meals otherwise. She's always extremely grateful, and then talks my ear off for half an hour with stories she's told me dozens of times before. This brief human connection is the only thing that makes me enjoy living in that condo. Given my crippling social anxiety, ometimes, she's the only person I'll see all week outside of work.
    Being nice to your neighbours is often mutually beneficial. I know it helps me.

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat Год назад +14

      The one good thing from the quarantine is I really got to know my neighbors better and I cherish the new friendships and improvements on the old ones. We really tried to take care of each other! I hope you find a few more good people to add to your circle. I know I will be that elderly woman some day soon (too soon) and hope I will have kind neighbors like you who listen to my stories and bring me chili! Bless your kind heart! 🤗

    • @cjboyo
      @cjboyo Год назад +19

      I’m glad she has you two. Social connection helps people with dementia so much.

    • @Pistolsatsean
      @Pistolsatsean Год назад +13

      This is so wholesome. Much love to you keep doing it for as long as she lives!

    • @jimmybalzac6021
      @jimmybalzac6021 Год назад +1

      I agree completely. There are a few single women and single mothers that live around my area and I always drop by to give them food and to hopefully come in and have a nice chat, though that almost never goes anywhere. I don't understand why people won't just let people in or take food from strangers, I'm not a bad person and giving them food proves that. These libs are so easily offended and afraid of everything lol. I know they like to reference 'statistics' about 'victims,' but that doesn't apply to me because I'm a nice guy.

    • @RedScareClair
      @RedScareClair Год назад +4

      I love this

  • @meegs699
    @meegs699 Год назад +309

    As a Chinese man I always get 5% happier when people are offended by Asian food. It’s very funny to see people with no taste complain about not tasting something

    • @tomgu2285
      @tomgu2285 Год назад +16

      How can someone be offended by Chinese food?

    • @suds-p
      @suds-p Год назад +34

      @@tomgu2285 they feel embarrassed and defensive 'bout the fact they just don't understand it 😭

    • @jonathanborba9280
      @jonathanborba9280 Год назад +42

      @@suds-p It's food, they need to stop thinking about the fact that it had Chinese in the name and just see if it tastes good. But I guess maybe crippling racism overrides their thoughts.

    • @Nabs-xd2qr
      @Nabs-xd2qr Год назад +1

      @Nicholas Time Pigs are gross period so what you said is very weird. Like why are you having a problem with pig ears when you eat pig legs, feet, rump, etc? Its the same shit.

    • @T0ASTYC0ASTY
      @T0ASTYC0ASTY Год назад +5

      @@Nabs-xd2qr he might just not like ear in general. also different parts of an animal will taste and feel different

  • @alexandrinalazarova
    @alexandrinalazarova Год назад +441

    Lol the NFT tweet made me laugh. As someone in User Experience design, if multiple people tell you their brains are working extra hard to understand what you’re telling them, that’s not them being dumb, that’s either you being shit at explaining or the concept you’re explaining being a shit concept. 🤷‍♀️

    • @_.l4n3
      @_.l4n3 Год назад +9

      Omg the telegram bot reply 💀💀

    • @Rhodair
      @Rhodair Год назад +29

      yeah, like they're hurting their brains trying to understand how he could be so into a scam

    • @Pheatan
      @Pheatan Год назад +2

      You can explain NFTs perfectly and it will still be the dumbest bullshit ever. The only people that “understand” NFTs are the ones that had it explained as an exploitive get rich quick scheme

    • @alexandrinalazarova
      @alexandrinalazarova Год назад +20

      @@Pheatan but that’s exactly the point, you can’t explain it at all because the natural response to understanding the concept is “but why” 😆

    • @eKko0
      @eKko0 Год назад

      youre forgetting though, thats only true for men, if its a bunch of women trying to decipher your garbage then you are in the clear because women is dumdums

  • @Cherryblossoms110
    @Cherryblossoms110 Год назад +183

    You know the funny thing is that in my psychology 101 course they basically told me "now that you've taken this course you'll think you know shit but you really don't know shit so be careful"
    Guess people didn't pay attention to that warning

    • @crikeybaguette4564
      @crikeybaguette4564 Год назад +16

      Because they never set foot in a psychology class in the first place.

    • @BartlebyScrivener-oz6mk
      @BartlebyScrivener-oz6mk Год назад +4

      Should be a disclaimer next to any easily obtained piece of information lol

    • @BartlebyScrivener-oz6mk
      @BartlebyScrivener-oz6mk Год назад +19

      @@JohnSmith-mc2zz If your only education is a 101 class you're only slightly more informed than someone who consumes lots of pop science lol

    • @milkman1776
      @milkman1776 Год назад

      that's a wild thing to say at the end of a 4 month class

  • @Quantum973
    @Quantum973 Год назад +311

    16:13 "RIP my menchies" is the worst thing in this entire video. I am irrationally angry and my night is ruined.

    • @colonizingpuertoricoisunde2971
      @colonizingpuertoricoisunde2971 Год назад +3

      Do you have a bed to sleep in and food to eat?

    • @dragonfruitreal
      @dragonfruitreal Год назад +30

      @@colonizingpuertoricoisunde2971 ???????

    • @mspaint93
      @mspaint93 Год назад +34

      Same energy as "Tommy needy drinkies" or whatever

    • @mayayamato7351
      @mayayamato7351 Год назад

      that phrase is basically always said by the worst liberals who have ever posted.

    • @DesolatedChild018
      @DesolatedChild018 Год назад +5

      How can the dude write “I’m obviously not saying it was the same as 9/11” and don’t stop right there and thinks “hmm I think I’ll pass on saying this”

  • @codm212
    @codm212 Год назад +70

    That Will Smith slap broke some old white peoples brains. Mfs was out here comparing it to genocides and mass murder 😭. How could they not hear how insane their comparison is.

  • @boredsherbet
    @boredsherbet Год назад +661

    here's a hot take. we should have an abusive relationship with our government. if we don't like what its doing fuck the government overthrow it and replace it with a government we like. that's the point of the election process.

    • @hello7032
      @hello7032 Год назад

      Down

    • @idontcare9041
      @idontcare9041 Год назад +149

      How dare you vote out bad politicians?! THEIR FEELINGS ARE VALID

    • @bingusgrangus1441
      @bingusgrangus1441 Год назад +6

      @@idontcare9041 lol at voting

    • @TAP7a
      @TAP7a Год назад +25

      The government should always be terrified of the people. Accountability does, and should, take many forms.

    • @xBINARYGODx
      @xBINARYGODx Год назад +12

      @@TAP7a no you dont want them literally afriad - its doesn't lead them to voting how you want, it lead to them doing things worse than the partiot act

  • @Gorbgorbenson
    @Gorbgorbenson Год назад +75

    Bro. The chili saga was INSANE. It went on for so much longer than it needed because so many people just kept saying, "Well Im autistic, and dont want to deal with human interaction. So nobody should have to either.

  • @siddharthkrishnan9164
    @siddharthkrishnan9164 Год назад +358

    As someone who is not on twitter, all I can say is I’m surprised my jaw is still attached

    • @idontcare9041
      @idontcare9041 Год назад

      Same. I don't know whether to feel confused or angry. Holy shit these people are unhinged.

    • @youdontexist.
      @youdontexist. Год назад +23

      I created twitter acc like a year ago (passive user) and I dont wonder anymore why is this world in state it is now. People live in an illusion.

    • @jayfaulkner2602
      @jayfaulkner2602 Год назад

      @@idontcare9041 It makes you really lose faith when you realize most people in real life are the same way. People that aren't fucking stupid are few and far between, cherish your friends fellas. The average human being is a straight up fucking idiot. Really makes you appreciate the people you know more lol.

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 Год назад +1

      Most days I feel like I am the only human being not having a FB account, Twitter etc.......
      All I see are brainwashed people.

    • @yeahey5947
      @yeahey5947 Год назад

      @@youdontexist. could you extrapolate on that? I also don’t have a twitter and have never gotten around to making a a dummy lmao

  • @zorod5475
    @zorod5475 Год назад +789

    Got to admit the dumpster fire got more fun as the year went on.

    • @hello7032
      @hello7032 Год назад +42

      If nothing else, late stage capitalism is hilarious

    • @brown-eyedcheese5440
      @brown-eyedcheese5440 Год назад +4

      @@hello7032 right guys? right?!?!

    • @k8sune
      @k8sune Год назад +5

      “More unhinged” is a better way to put it

    • @b1bbscraz3y
      @b1bbscraz3y Год назад +1

      these are the last few years of the United States' existence. we deserve the fun, craziest timeline

    • @xsweat1618
      @xsweat1618 Год назад +1

      @@hello7032 late stage *neoliberalism*
      I wouldn’t blame it all on capitalism; but deregulation *wink wink boom*

  • @Assassin-mn6vi
    @Assassin-mn6vi Год назад +237

    "please vote" is the liberal "thoughts and prayers"

    • @MigattenoBlakae
      @MigattenoBlakae Год назад +40

      Thoughts and prayers go into an IMAGINARY box that doesn’t fix our problems.
      But votes go into a REAL box… that still doesn’t fix our problems. Lol.

  • @Akimatu
    @Akimatu Год назад +2051

    Can we take a moment and appreciate Hasan is not afraid being around LGBT allies?

    • @xBINARYGODx
      @xBINARYGODx Год назад +1

      no - its long past him getting his ass kissed over it - we now move on to demanding he have queer sex with them on camera

    • @LargePoulet420
      @LargePoulet420 Год назад +42

      Slaaay

    • @kingnative
      @kingnative Год назад +166

      i wish i was like him... i still get nervous around gay people and transgenders

    • @firstofawll
      @firstofawll Год назад +345

      @@kingnative im gay and i get nervous around gays

    • @kingnative
      @kingnative Год назад +18

      @@firstofawll how do you get over that feeling though...

  • @orion0915
    @orion0915 Год назад +283

    These tweets make me feel so normal

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x Год назад +593

    I love how Hasan read Quarterpounder's insane tweet in a normal voice and instantly moved on as if it was normal
    that's the reaction of someone who understands what a weird freak quartering is

    • @zainmudassir2964
      @zainmudassir2964 Год назад

      He's a pervert for teen cartoon girls like She-Ra.

    • @aurelien5747
      @aurelien5747 Год назад +9

      who is this quarter pounder guy? Never heard of him

    • @Defenestrationed
      @Defenestrationed Год назад

      @@aurelien5747 Mtg the quartering. Alt-right cultural crusader type guy who is famous for being so racist and annoying they got banned from mtg. Now he is known for repeatedly trying to suck off Elon Musk in Twitter comments.

    • @BluesAndNoise
      @BluesAndNoise Год назад +85

      @@aurelien5747 assuming you’re not meme-ing, he goes by The Quartering. Used to be a Magic: The Gathering RUclipsr, but WOTC banned his ass so now he’s redpill weirdo. Also he got blackout drunk and pissed on his basement studio floor

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x Год назад

      @@aurelien5747 you're better off not knowing

  • @wolfiegamble847
    @wolfiegamble847 Год назад +796

    40 seconds in and we get a Jordan Peterson impression, god I love Hasan

  • @isoldadoesstuff
    @isoldadoesstuff Год назад +47

    dude, if someone gives you food and you are allergic or have another dietary restriction, JUST SAY "NO, BUT THANK YOU FOR THE THOUGHT" and explain why you ain't eating. how tf are u going to sh*t on someone who wants to feed you? that's so immensely rude I can't...

  • @afriendofepicproportions
    @afriendofepicproportions Год назад +73

    If I tried to make food for my neighbors and the entire internet tore me a new one over it, I don't think I would ever leave my apartment again

    • @erinhardick4803
      @erinhardick4803 Год назад +10

      omg yet another reply i tried to look at and it is this person trying to scam peeps wtf

  • @noelleelizabeth9991
    @noelleelizabeth9991 Год назад +193

    The "humor is overrated" and "I'd rather live in a cautious and sensitive world than a funny one" tweets are the most Tumblr things ever said on twitter.

    • @bluejay9461
      @bluejay9461 Год назад +13

      Honestly Twitter in general feels like "I am kinning h !tler and I was him in a past life uwu"Tumblr era type of crazy sentences honestly

    • @Two-ToneMoonStone
      @Two-ToneMoonStone Год назад +11

      The 2018 great NSFW purge released so many absolutely brain broken individuals from Tumblr into the twitter space because they didn't have anywhere else to go lol it's not surprising that Twitter really stopped being fun around then.

    • @erikperhs_
      @erikperhs_ Год назад +23

      I can understand that though. There are people out there who are constantly saying racist and transphobic shit because "WE MUST HAVE JOKESSS!!!!!"
      If you can't make humor without offending a minority group, just don't make humor.

    • @TheDonaldduck911
      @TheDonaldduck911 Год назад +10

      It was a little undercooked but I do feel somewhat similar. Not that I want to ban jokes in the name of empathy, but I think it's important to understand that jokes are still actions that carry their own consequences. Don't go around crying because you were making fun of someone and you get punched in the face.
      Also, comics are pretty often very unlikeable people with a lot, and I mean A LOT of haters. I wonder why

    • @TheAlmightyAss
      @TheAlmightyAss Год назад +2

      I think the older you get, if you're a certain kind of person, you've heard all the jokes before and if you're an empathetic or compassionate person you sort of just want things to get better more than anything.
      Suppose it's losing your sense of humour but it's harder to have a sense of humour if you care innit?

  • @marykateandnoashley
    @marykateandnoashley Год назад +265

    my two year old just woke up to watch this and said “let’s watch the best leftist online, hasanabi!”

    • @brennanlottes2276
      @brennanlottes2276 Год назад +40

      Ok Rebecca

    • @kevinglazier8950
      @kevinglazier8950 Год назад

      Gross

    • @EricChoiniere
      @EricChoiniere Год назад +39

      ​@@brennanlottes2276 I think they're riffing on the tweets of parents boasting about things their kids totally, definitely said

    • @brennanlottes2276
      @brennanlottes2276 Год назад +40

      @@EricChoiniere lol and the response to one of those tweets was ok Rebecca

    • @EricChoiniere
      @EricChoiniere Год назад +10

      @@brennanlottes2276 haha alright I guess I was just a reply guy 💀

  • @boianko
    @boianko Год назад +54

    Using the term "authoritarian tolerance" unironically and being taken seriously is genuinely unhinged.

  • @nyxboseman4311
    @nyxboseman4311 Год назад +44

    20:40 as a 16 year old girl i never want to be described as creamy EVER😭😭😭

    • @41052
      @41052 Год назад

      Bring a knife with you everywhere

  • @tuffaznailz13
    @tuffaznailz13 Год назад +118

    36:52 The chilli discourse is the result of a young woman randomly noticing that her neighbours (a group of young men) basically live off of pizza and other take-out, so she decided to make them a home-cooked meal, including chilli as an act of kindness.
    The way Twitter people responded, you would've thought she offered them a feast of arsenic-crusted razor blades with a cyanide glaze.

    • @BoringTroublemaker
      @BoringTroublemaker Год назад +36

      Yeah, that story makes me want to remove myself from society and move to a remote island with no internet. I’m not old but I can actually remember a time when it was just a nice thing to do to drop food off with a neighbor - without any unhinged, arrogant commentary from the cheap seats about all the “due diligence” you should do first or toes you might be stepping on.
      Honestly, if “you” are the kind of person who gets offended by a neighbor dropping off some chili then the problem is with you. Talk to a therapist and do better.

    • @liina1028
      @liina1028 Год назад +32

      @@BoringTroublemaker don't be so discouraged by this. the amount of people who genuinely thought that what she did was inappropriate are extremely small and they've been torn into all across the internet. this was largely brought on by people who already hated the original poster and were looking for something to get mad at, it just got blown up on such a large scale. a few terminally online freaks are not representative of large chunks of the population.
      I know seeing stuff like this can still be disheartening, though. but something that's helped me tune out weird discourse is the idea of "don't take criticism from someone you wouldn't go to advice for". scenarios like this aren't really what that phrase is ment for, but the sentiment still applies. the kind of people who genuinely thought that what she did was inappropriate are not the kind of people you want to be around, and most other people would agree.

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 Год назад

      @@liina1028 It really seems like there is WAY more bad and shallow people, than just a ''handful'' of people.
      All you have to do is look at how many views/comments and followers toxic people have: and you'll know.
      They are everywhere.
      It's not just a small % doing bad things: it's a LOT of them constantly ruining everything.
      Hence we need to expose them to restore 'faith in humanity'..... which, I hardly get anymore.
      I seriously think we are all F*ed: the 1d10ts are legion and in control.

    • @TextrovertSolidork-KT
      @TextrovertSolidork-KT Год назад +11

      “Don’t take criticism from someone you wouldn’t go to advice for” is such a good line. I really needed that

    • @TheAlmightyAss
      @TheAlmightyAss Год назад +1

      @@BoringTroublemaker To be fair, this is twitter, not real life.

  • @dsouthmonster
    @dsouthmonster Год назад +81

    I'll never be able to eat *creamy buttery slightly sweet* biscuits the same again.

    • @symone166
      @symone166 Год назад +17

      Ok but here's what's worse: I'm pretty sure the smell that he is refering to is that weird baby smell that lingers on some people until they're in their 20s. So that dude needs to be institutionalized, straight up.

    • @dsouthmonster
      @dsouthmonster Год назад +5

      @Symone Yeah I get what you mean I almost couldn't really think of what he meant by that but was heavily weirded out nonetheless. That's like somebody who gets hype when they smell milk and honey which is the smell of a nursery essentially.

    • @Robstafarian
      @Robstafarian Год назад +10

      @@symone166 Wait, what? I always knew "baby smell" as what attracted dogs to little kids; I never perceived any such scent, myself.

    • @symone166
      @symone166 Год назад +6

      ​@@Robstafarian I didn't know that about dogs, so at least there's that. But yeah, it's crazy.

    • @41052
      @41052 Год назад +2

      @@symone166people have that into their 20’s??? I though it stopped when they are like eight and younger. Like that’s the maximum age I can think of and I’m exaggerating that too cause I don’t think I’ve smelled my five year old nieces head with the same scent of a baby. Like yeah, smells nice, but not like a baby. Or maybe I just don’t know cause I’m not smelling peoples heads 😂 would like to hear more about what you think since you seem to know your smells.

  • @allysonbeaulieu7351
    @allysonbeaulieu7351 Год назад +12

    20:57 just turned 23. can’t believe i’m not gonna smell buttery anymore 😔

  • @psychening
    @psychening Год назад +75

    i have never felt so absolutely psychoanalyzed watching a youtube video. i'm suddenly nakedly painfully self aware of my cringe and now i need to go rethink my entire existence lmao
    also i really like how hasan thought for a minute and threw out "its kirby but pg" because he KNEW telling everyone not to look it up wouldn't be a satisfactory answer and they'd look it up anyways

  • @j.lucasdecastroaraujo761
    @j.lucasdecastroaraujo761 Год назад +106

    I have such a weird "relationship" with Leon, The Professional. I watched that movie when I was about 17? 19? And what I took from it was that Leon was mentally challenged, he was being taken advantage and was trained since a child to be an assassin, and that his relation with the girl was pure naivety. What I got was that Leon was really childish like in many aspects and her confessing her love - confusing family love with SO love - and him turning her down was a perfect scene on how he taught of her.... But years later I read about the real intent of the original author? director? and that he was actually really pro child abuse and was basically a pedophile making relativism his mantra regarding the subject. It ruined the movie just a litte, but I choose my original interpretation over his garbage and awful intent.

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 Год назад +10

      Good for you J. Lucas, because from what I got from sickos on YT about that movie (which I like), is that Nathalie was such a tease and etc. I won't write it here, but it was pretty disgusting, as you can guess..... She was a CHILD for F sake.
      There are a lot more sickos like this than people think.

    • @harperna3938
      @harperna3938 Год назад +21

      It's a late reply, but I just wanted to say that your interpretation accurately aligns with the actor Jean Reno's portrayal of the character. He wanted perform Leon as an emotionally stunted and withdrawn man utterly incapable of abusing Natalie Portman's character, and he made sure to always give her control over the emotional framing of scenes that involved any hint of intimacy.

    • @TheAlmightyAss
      @TheAlmightyAss Год назад +3

      This was my interpretation of the film and the character of Leon. I feel like it goes from strangers to tutor/mentor and then intergenerational friendship. The obvious elephant in the room is addressed but yes it's clear Leon isn't even really capable of abusing Portman, despite being a hired killer.

  • @romxxii
    @romxxii Год назад +25

    Charlie Kirk picking up sexual energy from Dre, Snoop, and Em says a _lot_ about Ol' Fivehead's personality.

  • @apinksquid
    @apinksquid Год назад +62

    As a Brit I have to say Hasan's pronunciation of "buttery" was perfect

  • @pistachiostars
    @pistachiostars Год назад +49

    The way you edited this to have so much chaotic energy and just non stop content is top tier I really enjoyed this. Made it worth it to watch the video even though I saw this live already

  • @marinemanaphy101
    @marinemanaphy101 Год назад +29

    The tweet about catholic furs and vore reminds me of a brief span on TikTok where people were talking about how A/B/O would work for Muslims during Ramadan and it was one of the funniest unhinged moments on that platform.
    Also, Lena Dunham is the wrong kind of mid white woman to be mother, idk how else to explain it but she just is not mother.

  • @MeggenGreen
    @MeggenGreen Год назад +49

    That “sweet buttery” scent on all teenage girls is just bath and body works warm vanilla sugar body mist lets be real

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 Год назад +8

      That’s hilarious and horrifying.
      The idea that this dude can smell deodorant/soap and not think, “oh, that’s a nice shampoo/perfume/other nice-smelling thing the person used,” and instead thinks something as creepy as, “oh my, that smell must be that person’s natural musk, and I notice younger women smell like that. That proves that younger women smell more attractive.🤤”.
      I just…who’d doesn’t know about soap or deodorant? I wouldn’t feel safe being near a guy like that, but also my nose is bleeding at the thought of being within 100 yards of the guy. Dude probably smells like a skunk died of disappointment in the hot summer sun.

  • @fuglong
    @fuglong Год назад +38

    damn that Juneteenth abortion tweet was.....it literally could not have been worse 💀

  • @Ouhour
    @Ouhour Год назад +151

    I am really impressed by Hasan's French movie knowledge.
    Tam bir kültür adamı.

    • @b1bbscraz3y
      @b1bbscraz3y Год назад +11

      parley view Francis. aye?

    • @theodorschaffner7740
      @theodorschaffner7740 Год назад

      @@b1bbscraz3y I hope you are refering to the fakt that this person is speaking about french movies.

    • @sma4827
      @sma4827 Год назад

      @@theodorschaffner7740 *parlez-vous français?

    • @theodorschaffner7740
      @theodorschaffner7740 Год назад

      @@sma4827 non je had it in shool but never paid atention

    • @ottojagenstedt9740
      @ottojagenstedt9740 Год назад

      ​@@sma4827 Nen, ik slaagt elt nederdradd

  • @weebarry668
    @weebarry668 Год назад +11

    When I was younger me and my mates shared a flat and the old Asian lady (British Asian that is) downstairs used to bring us food all the time. It was just a nice thing to do. People want to be outraged. It reminds me of Ron Swanson saying “I’ll just stay angry, I find it relaxes me”. Weirdos.

  • @GeenieInABeanie
    @GeenieInABeanie Год назад +37

    “French cinema is great” ok have you seen My Life as a Zuchinni??? now THATS a French cinematic masterpiece

    • @granudisimo
      @granudisimo Год назад +1

      I never heard about it but I already know it's a pickle, not a zucchini, and it's the funniest movie ever made.

  • @Fluff_Noodles
    @Fluff_Noodles Год назад +11

    32:26 "There is no ethical consumption under cumdumpsterism"
    I am *screaming*

  • @conniptions3069
    @conniptions3069 Год назад +27

    That Chilli shit made me so angry and sad. I hope she is doing better because that is fucking insane. If my neighbor made something for me like that I would be so happy, even if I couldn't eat it.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Год назад +27

    "I exploited a man's substance addiction for my own enjoyment. But come on, guys, it's not as bad as it looks."

  • @ball8182
    @ball8182 10 месяцев назад +6

    American Conservatives: "dont disrespect the military"
    Also American Conservatives: "your they/them army won't last a day in the war"
    its genuinely hard not to have an aneurism while listening to conservatives speak.

  • @amylibby4793
    @amylibby4793 Год назад +23

    I cannot express how much better Hasan’s commentary on these made my hour-long commute. Laughing to the point of tears in my car right now

  • @cyberc3559
    @cyberc3559 Год назад +17

    The best part about the first tweet is that he’s a conservative politician. Sums up how cons feel about health care workers

  • @isaiahjmartin
    @isaiahjmartin Год назад +154

    No chance that thumbnail lasts more than a couple of hours

    • @soulance8342
      @soulance8342 Год назад +13

      Start the clock

    • @hexcodeff6624
      @hexcodeff6624 Год назад +13

      I am setting on 12 hours. You in?

    • @leslie1353
      @leslie1353 Год назад

      What was the thumbnail, I don't see it. It looks like you were right. Cool

    • @soulance8342
      @soulance8342 Год назад +7

      @@leslie1353 aaaand, I'm clocking 38 minutes. That's pretty impressive.

    • @anthonytitone
      @anthonytitone Год назад +13

      @@soulance8342 if it’s the CP tweet it’s still in the thumbnail but the word porn is censored

  • @razor8191
    @razor8191 Год назад +15

    Ah, Twitter. Never before have so many people with so little to say, said so much to the detriment of so many.

  • @Psyche1226
    @Psyche1226 Год назад +86

    sameera isn't a shitposter she's a vapid clout chaser, she dated kai newkirk back in 2016 in the heat of the democracy spring shenanigans, my partner and i were both also in that, her parents hosted the national training shitshow in their backyard and she and kai stayed in the house while we peasants showered under a hose and slept in tents. back then she was asking questions like "what potential will there be for pageant contestants after the revolution" lmaooo

    • @hello7032
      @hello7032 Год назад +13

      Ohhhh spill some Kai tea please

    • @Psyche1226
      @Psyche1226 Год назад +3

      @@hello7032 oh brother. we would be here for decades.

    • @hello7032
      @hello7032 Год назад +3

      @@Psyche1226 that’s fair. I only was at one event, a sit in against sinema where he was the main guy and I just got…bad vibes about him

  • @bringurownvibe
    @bringurownvibe Год назад +47

    14:20 the best self report. Imagine thinking your racism is due to social anxiety

  • @MURD3RWAVE
    @MURD3RWAVE Год назад +18

    These tweets caused me to have a villain origin story.

  • @lich109
    @lich109 Год назад +19

    I never understood the comments that are just self-reports of somebody being a terrible person. How do these people have no self-awareness?

  • @arlaux
    @arlaux Год назад +14

    There are a LOT of HYPER religious furries, sane with kinda fascist furries. It’s weird but it’s a subculture with a lot of outcasts that are trying to find their own clique within a fandom typically thought of as one for weirdoes even if it really isn’t.

    • @arlaux
      @arlaux Год назад

      @Nicholas Time Okay? I know I’m weird? I’m also into snuff erotica, gonna piss your pants over that too?

  • @crait
    @crait Год назад +63

    That Hillary tweet is cringe af. Lolol

  • @BenjaminGlatt
    @BenjaminGlatt Год назад +11

    "It's like agile planning with your significant other." Ah, yes, nothing says "love" like a five minute scrum where you talk about benchmarks and relationship "deliverables".

  • @theonionqueen3519
    @theonionqueen3519 Год назад +17

    The “no loads refused” one is one of my favorites. Non-political, just general rapscallion behavior. A very wholesome chaos tweet, if you will.

  • @outlawruby
    @outlawruby Год назад +21

    I think the way you win twitter is never to post your own take because it’s probably terrible, but instead to pick apart everyone else’s takes and make them know how stupid they are.

  • @Siege_Hey
    @Siege_Hey Год назад +7

    clay higgins retiring to pottery “Clay’s Clay” is such a good marketplace name

  • @darrenfleming7901
    @darrenfleming7901 Год назад +12

    Never underestimate the ability of twitter users to take literally any discussion in existence and make it about abuse or mental illness.

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Год назад +8

    Twitter is simultaneously the best at producing some of the best tweets and worst tweets known to man kind

  • @sonjathemango
    @sonjathemango Год назад +5

    I love when someone is getting absolutely destroyed on Twitter and their only response is "go off I guess"

  • @alexiagenovese
    @alexiagenovese Год назад +10

    i’m surprised this thread didn’t include that one woman who posted about waking up early to talk with her husband over coffee. twitter hounded that woman.

    • @MrKadirbey
      @MrKadirbey Год назад +5

      Yeah I was expecting that too. That was wild

    • @wiswc
      @wiswc Год назад +3

      Envy

  • @MoarCheeseBirb
    @MoarCheeseBirb Год назад +50

    3:55 editor almost gave me a heart attack with what looked like a real MLK funko pop

  • @batmorrigan7616
    @batmorrigan7616 Год назад +11

    love that people forget if you don't want chili you could just be like "no thank you, I really appreciate it though"

  • @BlueYYu
    @BlueYYu Год назад +7

    Ain't no way twitter got mad about someone making some chilli for their neighbours. That's like a god-tier neighbour wtf.

  • @sybill123ful
    @sybill123ful Год назад +42

    i havent used twitter in a few years now, but everytime i see things like this come from there; it makes me feel a lot less neurodivergent than i am lol

  • @johndoe6011
    @johndoe6011 Год назад +6

    I think Leon should be considered a major anti-pedophilia movie, because it outlines such a pedophilia-enabling situation (an 11 year old with no supervision from family or state that offers herself up like this to an adult man), and showcases the only proper way to deal with such a situation from Leon's side, becoming a good role model and convincing Mathilda to try the stable route in life. Obviously there is so much more to the movie, but only the people watching it make it pedophilic in my opinion.

    • @41052
      @41052 Год назад +1

      I think I’ve watched someone explaining the movie, but from a non-pedophile perspective and I cried because of how beautiful the idea was and how people should act, and then he dropped the bomb that it was meant to be pedophilic and I was flabbergasted. So I haven’t watched the movie, but do you think it would be good to show to a child? Like what’s the minimum age you would show this to a kid?

  • @YaGirlZero
    @YaGirlZero Год назад +4

    Clay Higgins is literally just the lawyer from the bee movie

  • @Isa.esthetics
    @Isa.esthetics Год назад +37

    I think the cringiest thing is that people still use Twitter in light mode.

  • @ItsCynni
    @ItsCynni Год назад +17

    The "American liberal brain disease" has to be the funniest concept I've ever heard

  • @ms.horrible9510
    @ms.horrible9510 Год назад +20

    holy shit, I've seen people (and myself, admittedly) say some truly dumb, embarassing shit in my life but everything in this video is just on a whole separate level, it's like watching a verbal trainwreck compilation

  • @OMFGN64
    @OMFGN64 Год назад +8

    the fucking giving your neighbor chili is ableist shit is the funniest thing i've ever seen on twitter

  • @giunbraverman331
    @giunbraverman331 Год назад +15

    The fact that hasan could read 20:36 then again in an accent with a straight face kills me

  • @redisthecoolestcolour
    @redisthecoolestcolour Год назад +2

    "Why did 8k people vote on this?" Because like Chat, who will say anything, Twitter will vote on anything.

  • @Pistolita221
    @Pistolita221 Год назад +4

    it is so much more uncomfortable when you read that tweet about sniffing women with a cockney accent.

  • @Indigo-Haze
    @Indigo-Haze Год назад +35

    I'm surprised that Hasan managed to miss the chilli discourse

  • @jessicaholscher4097
    @jessicaholscher4097 Год назад +6

    18:44 no, no, if the girl is letting her dad do the exam, you gotta let your mom do the exam and be fully comfy with that.

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 Год назад

      “If the roles were reversed, I’d let my dad-“
      “If the roles were reversed, it’d be your mom.”
      Knowing Quartering, he’d either be suddenly grossed out or even *more* ok with the examination.

  • @BobbyVanStone
    @BobbyVanStone Год назад +10

    His British impersonation actually cracks me up lol

  • @donniebao
    @donniebao Год назад +14

    Honestly, kanye's tweet is as comparatively insane when seeing all the other tweets

  • @growupjohnny9374
    @growupjohnny9374 Год назад +15

    Hassan JP impressions are my favorite thing ever in the world/universe

  • @thechiliman500
    @thechiliman500 Год назад +20

    This should be called "best tweets of 2022" these are fucking great in the worst way lol

  • @tximinoman
    @tximinoman Год назад +8

    Thanks for this video. I quit Twitter about a week ago and was sort of feeling like relapsing and this video reminded me why I left in the first place.

  • @JAnne_Bonne
    @JAnne_Bonne Год назад +8

    47:03 The little “was there?” from Hasan’s friend was funnier to me than it should have been.

  • @dissident1337
    @dissident1337 Год назад +6

    The great thing about the Hillary tweet is to get to that point she had to read past the part where MLK Jr. unquestionably criticized people exactly like her.

  • @flobwad
    @flobwad Год назад +5

    Blaire White has done more for stupidity in a single tweet than I have done in a full week.
    And I’m such a klutz I fall down the same flight of stairs at least twice a week.

  • @davidtaylor142
    @davidtaylor142 Год назад +8

    The chili stuff is absolutely insane. Literally anything can make you the main character, huh?

  • @hello7032
    @hello7032 Год назад +9

    I think, we’ve left off swifties from proper scrutiny and we should rectify this in 2023

    • @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14
      @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 Год назад +3

      Swifties should be in jail honestly

    • @HobbesJnr
      @HobbesJnr Год назад

      ​@@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14Matt Healy existing is a Swifties 9/11

  • @ramathorne1331
    @ramathorne1331 Год назад +109

    I’m addicted to twitter. Never once seen child porn ever. I’ve been on since it started too

    • @boianko
      @boianko Год назад +24

      I know right?! I wish JP would at least share a source, I can't find this stuff anywhere!
      /s

    • @andrewwalker9960
      @andrewwalker9960 Год назад +58

      @@boianko Jesus Christ even as a joke 👀

    • @boianko
      @boianko Год назад +41

      @@andrewwalker9960 Maybe it was a bit much. But what can you say in this situation without it becoming even more depressing.

    • @stardust332
      @stardust332 Год назад +5

      i was just searching for p.rn accs and ive seen 1 unfortunately

    • @kattodoggo3868
      @kattodoggo3868 Год назад +1

      There is a lot of drawn CP

  • @kaijublue1657
    @kaijublue1657 Год назад +11

    46:25 two minutes of pausanabi correcting his friend who is actively agreeing with the point he is making.

    • @beckgh7270
      @beckgh7270 Год назад

      he got there eventually

    • @OPHANEMu
      @OPHANEMu Год назад +1

      what did you expect it's his brother, he will never agree with murat

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 Год назад +1

      @@OPHANEMu have siblings, can confirm. If you disagree, say you disagree. If you agree, say you disagree because “they didn’t say it right.” Just going, “yeah, you’re right,” is a sign of weakness, and is how you get demoted to lamest sibling. Politics has nothing on family dynamics. /s

  • @Ahmonza
    @Ahmonza Год назад +2

    why is a grown ass man slapping another grown ass man cause such a stir. its like they never seen a man get slapped before.

  • @TheDonaldduck911
    @TheDonaldduck911 Год назад +7

    The tom holland one takes it for me

  • @golddragon51296
    @golddragon51296 Год назад +4

    EVERYONE needs to watch La Haine, it is genuinely amazing. I'd most immediately compare it to a gritty 90s spike Lee flick

  • @mb67493
    @mb67493 Год назад +7

    I hope one day Jordan Peterson imitates Hassan Piker

  • @EmbryW
    @EmbryW Год назад +6

    I literally figuratively died when he said "inside of me are two wolves"