THIS IS HILARIOUS | CONSERVATIVE DATING TIPS, ELON MEETS ERGOGAN, HASAN MINHAJ LIES AN MORE LASTWEEK

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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024

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  • @lich109
    @lich109 Год назад +330

    "We conservatives speak in code... we're not a cult."

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu Год назад +27

      And we're totally not ashamed of our so-called "values", which is why we pretend not to have them.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou Год назад +11

      “We also sacrifice animals and cut people off when they have ideas we don’t agree with…not a cult tho”

    • @devinloew7681
      @devinloew7681 Год назад

      Remember, it's the liberals that are the snowflakes with the victim complex. Definitely NOT the ones unable to find any dates because they're scared someone would challenge their ideologies. Incels are predominantly on the left of course

    • @innocehnt75
      @innocehnt75 Год назад

      ​@@PartnershipsForYoubut the left does that too.. both sides are a cult

  • @JauntyCrepe
    @JauntyCrepe Год назад +93

    “We have a quiet code”
    The quiet code: literal conservative ideaology

  • @CorrectFossa
    @CorrectFossa Год назад +1061

    Speaking as a left wing guy that tried dating apps in a red state, the secret code isn’t that secret.
    If I saw one more aryan woman posing with a gun and/or dead animal I was going to scream.

    • @MP-ut6eb
      @MP-ut6eb Год назад

      Ofc 😂😂😂 if someone is an avarage person AND conservative you know that their IQ is low af

    • @jingbot1071
      @jingbot1071 Год назад +1

      @@tonyfranco8581 Nazi.

    • @Precipiceofwind
      @Precipiceofwind Год назад +181

      @@tonyfranco8581 NA education

    • @Morbing_Time
      @Morbing_Time Год назад +129

      ​@@tonyfranco8581and the swastika is an ainchent symbol for the sun and good fortune

    • @jelly.212
      @jelly.212 Год назад +8

      Over for leftcels

  • @videogamenostalgia
    @videogamenostalgia Год назад +71

    “The quiet code” is just racial slurs

  • @screech5360
    @screech5360 Год назад +149

    Loving this new Last Week Tonight with Hasan Piker

    • @ButteredToits-
      @ButteredToits- Год назад

      if that's how this is gonna go, county out

    • @bonitabromeliads
      @bonitabromeliads Год назад

      I honestly wish Hasan took some comedy lessons, he's politically savvy but he's way too serious to be funny.

    • @jaslikeswater
      @jaslikeswater Год назад +6

      ​@@bonitabromeliads nah hes funny

    • @jaslikeswater
      @jaslikeswater Год назад +1

      @@ButteredToits- Think its gonna be normal videos and also these

    • @welcome2wyzard
      @welcome2wyzard Год назад +3

      @@bonitabromeliads nah he's funny, he just has deadpan delivery a lot of the time

  • @Shedgie
    @Shedgie Год назад +322

    I have never met a conservative who “speaks in code” they make it very clear they’re conservative

    • @sevensages5279
      @sevensages5279 Год назад +29

      And a Christian ✝️ 😂😂😂

    • @MrMerve-tl9my
      @MrMerve-tl9my Год назад +56

      On dating apps it’s different. They learned that their beliefs make it difficult for people to date them so they have to trick people

    • @andreerfabbro
      @andreerfabbro Год назад +16

      tip: if they say “I’m a conservative” it’s code for “I’m a conservative”

    • @nefnef.444
      @nefnef.444 Год назад +51

      conservative secret codes be like 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫✝️👩🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼🧖🏻‍♀️"ARE YOU OFFENDED YET?"

    • @JauntyCrepe
      @JauntyCrepe Год назад +20

      Speaking in codes would require subtly and they’re physically incapable of it.

  • @celtic69
    @celtic69 Год назад +429

    Elon is just the divorced facebook dad meme but on a huge budget

    • @AvianEdits
      @AvianEdits Год назад +39

      Twitter is his "Divorced dad car"

    • @aurelien5747
      @aurelien5747 Год назад +19

      Explains why my divorced twitter meme dad loves him

    • @areyoulostbabygorl231
      @areyoulostbabygorl231 Год назад

      @@aurelien5747and teenage boys with divorced parents

    • @Loumenn
      @Loumenn Год назад

      @@aurelien5747elon is Ryan gosling for people over the age of 40

    • @skp8748
      @skp8748 Год назад +5

      ​@@AvianEdits😂😂 this actually makes sense

  • @yoshu4221
    @yoshu4221 Год назад +54

    Conservatives are like sharing a billion photos of them at a shooting range or posing with an AR-15, and they're like "I'M SPEAKING IN CODE". lol

  • @kamarovcliffordsky3458
    @kamarovcliffordsky3458 Год назад +103

    Gen Z doesnt care about consequences? There go the conservatives projecting again 😂

  • @Stevonicus
    @Stevonicus Год назад +87

    I love the outrage over the changed Senate dress code. It has already changed a lot over the years. The dudes who signed the declaration of independence all wore jackets over silk waistcoats and shirts, a big ruffled cravat, knee-high socks and short trousers. To them the modern suit and tie combination would be as uncouth as Fetterman's getup.

    • @bobhanson1037
      @bobhanson1037 Год назад +14

      It's funny they stopped saying he can't function anymore and now he's wearing regular clothes.

    • @jewdy8915
      @jewdy8915 Год назад +2

      @@bobhanson1037it’s like being an out queer person. If they can’t do it, no one else can either.

  • @Jiturra01
    @Jiturra01 Год назад +613

    I refuse to accept grilling food is associated closer to one political ideology than another

    • @skp8748
      @skp8748 Год назад

      Yep. Libs are air fryer and cons are grill.

    • @calad6482
      @calad6482 Год назад +75

      Grilling food is a massive dogwhistle dude (sarcasm)

    • @braidena1633
      @braidena1633 Год назад +20

      For reasons I can't entirely explain, if I were to associate politics with grilling I'd say it leans more rightwing

    • @JauntyCrepe
      @JauntyCrepe Год назад +134

      @@braidena1633I think it has to do with the association of masculinity and the gendering of meat consumption. And if there’s anyone who loves unnecessarily gendered shit, it’s conservatives

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu Год назад +5

      @@braidena1633 doing that at all is completely insane and nonsensical. Don't be like them...

  • @ethankillion786
    @ethankillion786 Год назад +114

    Just put your political stance in your tinder profile. Conservative men are all over the dating sights crying about how they can't find conservative women. You should end up with a large pool to choose from.

    • @quantumjourney1
      @quantumjourney1 Год назад

      God, what an ugly pool

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 Год назад

      Conservative women realize that conservative men don't have money and many of them live with their parents still... so they don't want to advertise it.

    • @bobhanson1037
      @bobhanson1037 Год назад +12

      They don't like the free market either. It's always fun seeing them cry about it.

    • @trappedinamerica7740
      @trappedinamerica7740 Год назад +1

      But a lot of people are conservative and think “psycho”

    • @kelly-alec
      @kelly-alec Год назад +7

      ​@@trappedinamerica7740so why would conservative men want to be with someone who thinks of them like that? if you just say youre conservative, then people who think you're "pyscho" will avoid you snd you won't end up wasting both people's time.

  • @Mae_Dastardly
    @Mae_Dastardly Год назад +242

    Right wing ladt admits dogwhistles despite the entire right denying their existence
    I could fix that typo and make it lady, but I'm not gonna lmao

    • @blackwatertv7018
      @blackwatertv7018 Год назад +49

      Denying it (aka gaslighting) is part of the whole act. They KNOW their opinions are awful and that they are horrible for having them. They don’t care.

    • @lenoio512
      @lenoio512 Год назад +12

      @@blackwatertv7018 they do care. A big part about why they like their opinions is because they know of the horrified reaction peers have to them when announcing their convictions.
      Many conservatives simply love being in the middle of the attention, especially for a seemingly negative reason.

    • @e9_Tum0r
      @e9_Tum0r Год назад

      A leftist complaining about gaslighting is wild, we have endless examples of kids being exposed to sexually explicit content in schools and you’ll just go “right wingers making up scenarios in their head again” or when we point out the overwhelming evidence that whites are becoming minorities across the western world you say “its a white supremacist conspiracy theory” then next minute you’re bragging about how it is happening and that it’s a good thing, so if any side of the political spectrum are top tier gaslighters it’s you people bud lmao

    • @JacobPrater
      @JacobPrater Год назад +5

      Not too mention was far as I can tell there is next to no one who doesn't catch these dog whistles, unless maybe they're slightly right wing

    • @Mae_Dastardly
      @Mae_Dastardly Год назад +6

      @@lenoio512 They'll shit their pants just to make ya smell it

  • @OscarLangleySoryu
    @OscarLangleySoryu Год назад +130

    I've been the grill guy of the family since before I even came out as a trans man.
    Does she know leftists eat food wtf

    • @Grubbly10
      @Grubbly10 Год назад

      You’re a woman. What you just claimed was nonsense 😂

    • @dusk2308
      @dusk2308 Год назад +10

      yea like just let me grill in peace god damn it lol

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou Год назад +5

      Ok but Transmen can grill with godlike skill fr fr

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu Год назад +5

      @@PartnershipsForYou I'm usually not one for stereotypes of any kind but I gotta admit I do 🤷‍♂️

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu Год назад +5

      @@PartnershipsForYou and it's basically the only food I'm good at making 💀

  • @shahs1221
    @shahs1221 Год назад +421

    God the first tiktok had me rolling my eyes so hard. Like some high school level shit. Conservatives think they're so special when a lot of things they're going nuts over are the most basic, normal shit. I think the worst part is acting like they're the first to stumble upon all this. Like the people who think they're the shit and have some "hot takes" to drop online when they have the most normal to frigid takes ever. Like, PLEASE check yourself before you wreck yourself. Or don't. More content for us, I guess 😂

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu Год назад

      Right... like a gas station is only for them... and every left winger is vegan... They're stupid.

    • @woeshaling6421
      @woeshaling6421 Год назад +40

      “Guys, have you heard of this thing called the sun? It’s actually really hot and that’s how we get this weather!”

    • @NShomebase
      @NShomebase Год назад +23

      Like they haven't been dogwhistling what they really believe from the start.

    • @bobhanson1037
      @bobhanson1037 Год назад +12

      I always think of stuff when I bring my dog on a walk. Then I let all of it go. I think these people don't know they can let it go, and instead post it like it matters.

    • @jtrain9926
      @jtrain9926 Год назад

      Wait till they find out their whole secretive schtick was developed by gay people hundreds of years ago.

  • @kylehilfiker917
    @kylehilfiker917 Год назад +418

    Nancy: "Honey, would you like a beer?"
    Dale and John Redcorn: "Yes"
    Dale: .... How'd HE know i wanted a beer? 🤔
    *Conservatives reaching the point*

  • @bazzfromthebackground3696
    @bazzfromthebackground3696 Год назад +52

    They literally think pattern recognition is magic. Like they're tapping into some extradimensional force in order to speak in code.
    Meanwhile it's about as coded as the back of a cereal box.

  • @CapnSnackbeard
    @CapnSnackbeard Год назад +233

    Literal Tip 1: If a guy lies about his poitical orientation, he is a keeper because he is Conservative.

    • @trappedinamerica7740
      @trappedinamerica7740 Год назад +69

      I heard if you are ashamed of your political view and downplay it, your a conservative

    • @jewdy8915
      @jewdy8915 Год назад +8

      Liars are keepers? Good luck with your abuser!

    • @nervousham
      @nervousham Год назад +7

      ​@@jewdy8915did we not understand the joke, orrrr

    • @warrioremperor6320
      @warrioremperor6320 Год назад

      @@jewdy8915women love rough men keep lying

    • @realzachfluke1
      @realzachfluke1 Год назад +1

      ​@@jewdy8915That's right, they are abusers, and the fact that conservative men have, *in the eyes of conservative women* no less, become widely understood to be, and even expected to be _liars_ about their own political beliefs (which people like the quiet code woman in the hat appear to seemingly thoughtlessly accept as necessary, without following any trains of thought in their heads that could allow them to at least consider, or wonder what potential implications [for them, their would-be conservative dates, etc] might be sitting there, under the surface, as a result of or as a predictable symptom of that kinda behavior), assuming they haven't [yet] of course just ditched their prior Identity altogether that is, and left behind their pre-political interests to become a fanatical drone of the movement, *a 24/7 embodiment of MAGA* who can't interact with anyone, even family, _healthily,_ and without the politics, fears, and media-manufactured paranoia of the Republicans driving the first, middle, and last words out of every spoken sentence, is indicative of the right's longtime issue of abuse and violence being disproportionately common among them.
      It doesn't take a Nobel laureate to put together why a ridiculously large amount of conservative men flat out hate the idea of women being able to file for divorce without their male spouse's consent. So when right wingers scream that the left is taking their "culture" away, when that's the kind of thing they mean, they are goddamn right. But we aren't covertly usurping their policies, and somehow replacing them with unpopular societal rules and norms only favored by an extreme few. No. Vastly more people DISFAVOR their policies, they don't favor them, and majorities upon majorities have been _democratically_ deciding (of their own free will) for decades to win change after change in the direction of *justice,* and in pursuit of the equal rights for *all* we've promised but not yet delivered on, and always in the name of *love, and freedom, and liberty,* no matter who you are. They can complain about that, and they now explicitly are complaining about that (about policies and cultural norms being decided upon by majorities who frankly just aren't that into them, or their old, objectively poor, unjustifiable fundamentalist ideas about the world), constantly, they've soured on democracy because it hasn't held their favored power structures in place, and they'll unapologetically voice their disgust for that, but bad things aren't being agreed to by good people, and we ain't goin' back.

  • @tc2241
    @tc2241 Год назад +45

    When you just learned what a dog whistle is without knowing what it’s called

  • @2guys1cliplol
    @2guys1cliplol Год назад +107

    Quite code is just another way to say dog whistle for them and they think they are being cleaver 😂

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu Год назад +15

      Right... except these are all either 1) obvious, not code or 2) not a sign of a conservative (they _enjoy grilling?! 🤪)_

    • @HammerStudioGames
      @HammerStudioGames Год назад

      ​@@OscarLangleySoryuyou gotta remember these people have been brainwashed to assume we're all vegans

    • @blackwatertv7018
      @blackwatertv7018 Год назад +28

      My favorite is how she basically admitted that people who say they are moderates more often than not or just conservatives like yeah no shit Sherlock we already knew that. 😂

  • @adamn7777
    @adamn7777 Год назад +23

    The Joe Rogan thing I find hilarious since 50-55% of women between the ages of 18-34 said that watching Joe Rogan is a dating red flag for them. People very much know what "I watch Joe Rogan" means

  • @Deus_ex_lucifina
    @Deus_ex_lucifina Год назад +45

    But why do they have to sneak? Live out loud sis. Stand by your morals. When I was on dating apps, I felt no need to tiptoe around what I needed in a partner.

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu Год назад

      Conservative men aren't looking for _romantic partners_ on "dating" apps.
      That's why they're lying...

    • @madsc5648
      @madsc5648 Год назад +13

      because they not so secretly think liberal women are hotter and are more likely to put out

  • @Scottoest
    @Scottoest Год назад +18

    The Minhaj stuff is indefensible, when you actually watch the way in which he presents these fabrications. The guy would even put up completely fake tweets behind him, or talk about fake stories involving REAL people from his past. Making up some silly situation to do a bit about relationships or the NBA or something is way different than someone hijacking the traumatic experiences of others, presenting them as his own, and even putting up fake supporting documentation on screen. If you're going to riff on those things, I think you need to be honest that the stories aren't yours - or at least don't overtly portray them as yours.
    I started off that piece thinking the whole thing was overblown (and some of it is), but there's some really bad examples in there that he's bafflingly ambivalent about.

    • @zachfakelastname
      @zachfakelastname Год назад +3

      He also didnt get to the later stuff where people were harassed over the lies and Minhaj didnt care, which to me was the really fucked stuff

    • @MrSomnix
      @MrSomnix Год назад

      Seriously idk how Hasan said with a straight face that it's okay to make up stories involving real life people and claim them as your own. This isn't, "I saw a guy in the grocery line," the dude used real names

  • @Rockardo_
    @Rockardo_ Год назад +171

    You know, I would feel bad about the cop being ran over but then I think about that poor girl that was killed by a speeding cop car going way over the speed limit and then said she had “limited value” laughing about it. It’s sad that senseless violence happened but I’m not sad that it was a retired police chief since they literally kill people on the daily for no reason or a drop of remorse

    • @riynu7774
      @riynu7774 Год назад +13

      are they the same cops? or are we just being stupid by claiming that as this institution is bad so any thing harmful done to the indiviual is justified. It's not. harming a Retired cop is not going to do any actual good, you do it to satisfy your own sick desire of justice. this has the same energy as that one tankie saying he is okay with "rap*ing women cop and doesn't care what happens to them".
      by this logic you can justify anything "i remember that one poor guy who murdered children so fuck this completely different poor guy" try to think critically.....

    • @JaseekaRawr
      @JaseekaRawr Год назад +3

      ​@@riynu7774ACAB 😘 every single one of them.

    • @lenoio512
      @lenoio512 Год назад +38

      @@riynu7774 "just being stupid"? I think we can agree that the institution is so bad. If black people who get regularly murdered by police would defend themselves i wouldn't think thats being stupid.
      I think you can only have the privilege of your opinion if the institution isnt actively exerting violence on you, which is probably the case here.
      I am not saying killing the cop was justified. I'm merely saying if you as a institution you present, which he did as a chief, exert violence on the region you are policing you shouldnt be surprised when someone at some point exerts violence on the police.

    • @seanothepop4638
      @seanothepop4638 Год назад

      @@riynu7774 shut up

    • @turtle_goddess9522
      @turtle_goddess9522 Год назад +21

      I idc that he was police, I care that a couple of 17yo’s are unhinged enough to kill a random person out of the blue. That’s so scary

  • @ericb.4313
    @ericb.4313 Год назад +10

    "Quiet Code" you mean like a whistle a dog would hear?

  • @80schick1967
    @80schick1967 Год назад +7

    In the UK any profile picture on social media relating to football, a coat of arms, royal person (except Harry and Meghan) or Margaret Thatcher is a guarantee that someone is a Conservative and/or racist.

  • @namangoy
    @namangoy Год назад +8

    I just realized, is the whole "we speak in code we're so special" shit just the dunning Kruger effect

  • @urangatun
    @urangatun Год назад +27

    Ah yes, the nocturnal hasanabi heads collect

    • @atillacnar5785
      @atillacnar5785 Год назад +11

      Its morning here in Türkiye can i join the nocturnal club

    • @IsaacUnleashed
      @IsaacUnleashed Год назад

      Wish I would’ve waited to take that sleeping pill 😝

    • @urangatun
      @urangatun Год назад +3

      @@atillacnar5785 yes brother we are all nocturnal here now

    • @SchmoopyDoo
      @SchmoopyDoo Год назад +5

      Nah dude, some of us aren’t in America and it’s late afternoon 😊

    • @atillacnar5785
      @atillacnar5785 Год назад +1

      @@urangatun i love you all

  • @themanwhosavedtheworld236
    @themanwhosavedtheworld236 Год назад +16

    Turkish guy here. Wages also increase with the inflation, but the problem is that the inflation rate is calculated lower than it actually is so my wage increases like 1.5x while the price of everything in the market increases 2x

  • @mikejohnstonbob935
    @mikejohnstonbob935 Год назад +19

    I love that Hasan stuck to his principles and defended Hasan instead of rooting for his demise so he can rise as the premiere Hasan in the media landscape

  • @t0pip0p
    @t0pip0p Год назад +3

    hi! turkish person here!
    we don’t survive!
    glad this clears it up!

  • @Sun-Tzu-
    @Sun-Tzu- Год назад +25

    I'm a communist and I own guns, drive a truck, go hunting, live in a rural area, and wear outdoor gear almost everywhere. If I wasn't happily in a relationship and used dating apps, I better not fucking get boat loads of conservative chicks coming onto me thinking I'm a Nazi or some shit 😂😂

  • @xenon5493
    @xenon5493 Год назад +14

    "if he stops at a Buccees on a road trip"
    Bitch EVERYONE stops at Buccees tf?!

    • @Grexsome
      @Grexsome Год назад +4

      Was she just going for “is southern” with this????

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu Год назад +1

      @@Grexsome Right. I found that confusing too.
      If she's somewhere where Buccees is, why would she hide being conservative...??? And like you said it seems like she thinks all people in these areas think alike, which, then why the instructions on dog whistling? Why would they feel the need to do that 🤷‍♂️

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou Год назад +3

      Ladies your man is a righteous rightoid if he: eats food

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD Год назад +1

      She said people who drive trucks too. And I mean, sure, that can be a stereotype for republicans, but I’ve known people on the left with trucks.

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu Год назад +3

      @@JacobHillSBD if your man needs to move things or drive he's a conservative 🤦‍♂️

  • @Stainlesssteele4
    @Stainlesssteele4 Год назад +3

    "We have a sneaky little code. It's almost like a silent, high pitched whistle, one only a dog could hear"

  • @mikeymikey4186
    @mikeymikey4186 Год назад +39

    The only conclusion we should make from the Teens killing a cop story is that we need seperated, protected with steel bollards bike lanes, cuz otherwise cars will ignore them and accidentally (or deliberately like in this case) murder bikers

  • @MeineAnny
    @MeineAnny Год назад +3

    This is the best channel suggested to me ever!

  • @Blackrain7070
    @Blackrain7070 Год назад +53

    I wish hasan would talk more about the worldwide inflation taking place rn, and comparing it to the US, like he did with turkey here. I feel like a lot of his audience is american and gaining that knowledge would be good to explore!

    • @person80
      @person80 Год назад +1

      Then go watch someone else cause a lot of ppl are talking about it.

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu Год назад +20

      @@person80 🙄 They specifically said why _his_ audience would benefit from it.
      I suggest reading more carefully before replying like that (:

    • @bobhanson1037
      @bobhanson1037 Год назад +1

      He has, multiple times when it comes up he brings up everywhere inflation is high and only Americans are so self centered think it's solely the potus fault and nothing else.

    • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
      @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot Год назад +5

      @@YetiTurmoil because it's a pretty bad global crisis worthy of being talked about and having someone discuss it and why to as big an audience as he has.

    • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
      @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot Год назад

      @@YetiTurmoillike Argentina is prepared to elect a psychotic ancap cuz of this shit it's so bad all over.

  • @elfappo9330
    @elfappo9330 Год назад +3

    the problem with hasan minhaj making things up for 'comedy' is that they weren't jokes, they were 'look at me and how downtrodden i am, you should feel sorry for me and respect me for prevailing' stories

  • @amandaschmidt6945
    @amandaschmidt6945 Год назад +7

    Quiet code, a subtle clue about your personality, like a red flag.

  • @ArchonKain
    @ArchonKain Год назад +9

    LMAO Lyle my boy, great as always

  • @rosecity_chris
    @rosecity_chris Год назад +3

    I went on a date with a girl from tinder and on the date she revealed she's a trump supporter. I asked her why and she literally couldn't come up with a reason other than "I dunno i thought he was the best."

  • @sea_triscuit7980
    @sea_triscuit7980 Год назад +7

    Trump is 80 (trying to make a point)
    Some chatter: "he's 78"
    Holy crap not the point!

  • @phillipbell4394
    @phillipbell4394 Год назад +4

    The thing about latinos identifying as white in a census, is that like I have extremely curly, thick black hair (like bordering on an afro or jew-fro), and an olive/caramel skin tone, and just straight up like people will assume I'm Arabic, Indian, Pakistani, half-black or even Navajo, but I can't really put anything other than white because if I'm mixed then... mixed with what? I don't have a tribal affilation so I'm not indigenous, and I'm not black or asian. So I just sort of put white which I don't really feel attached to because I'm never going to experience white privledge as a Mexican-American who lives on the border. SB-1070 proves that. El Paso proves that. Arpaio proves that. If latino isn't a race, then I don't really have much of a race because I'm just kind of not really anything else.

    • @Radjhitoocool
      @Radjhitoocool Год назад +3

      If it makes you feel better race isn’t real but your cultural traditions are real and you will always have those when you hang out with family

  • @ghostjutsu
    @ghostjutsu Год назад +5

    I watched that hit and run segment on Fox News live with my very conservative dad. surprisingly he even understood why I was so upset by the rhetoric they were pushing.

  • @bloo9699
    @bloo9699 Год назад +14

    I remember when I was young hearing all the old people complain about my generation, I thought to myself how silly of them... I'm never going to do that when I'm older. Now I see people my age saying the same kinds of things about zoomers, same stupid illogical cycle keeps going and going.

  • @Hasanro9
    @Hasanro9 Год назад +15

    More of this kind of videos please!!!!!!!!!!

  • @victorsrandomvideos5208
    @victorsrandomvideos5208 Год назад +13

    20:23 Based on election results Trump didn’t even get more than 10% of black votes (8%) so idk where they got that number

    • @jaycol21
      @jaycol21 Год назад

      Republicans can’t even pretend to hide their open contempt for us. It blows my mind that they think we’re ever going to vote for them in real numbers.
      Among black people, Trump voters are generally considered weirdos.

  • @imcalledgpk
    @imcalledgpk Год назад +4

    This reminds me. As soon as I see that Christian fish logo thing on another car, I know that person is going to be a fucking horrible driver.

    • @LilSpitzz
      @LilSpitzz Год назад

      got in a road rage incident with a minivan with the christian fish sticker on the back and they ended up calling my girlfriend the n word

  • @pocketsand76
    @pocketsand76 Год назад +48

    “But if I put conservative on my profile nobody will want to pluck me” 😟

    • @cjboyo
      @cjboyo Год назад

      They want the benefits of women being sexually liberated without women actually being sexually liberated. Literally have your cake and eat it too

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou Год назад +8

      Dale pfp=based as hell

  • @AvianEdits
    @AvianEdits Год назад +10

    love that editor pulled up Lyle Rath's post. such an OG youtuber

  • @miraclo3
    @miraclo3 Год назад +4

    I love that they just rebranded dog whistling as the quiet code

  • @nihilist_wolf
    @nihilist_wolf Год назад +10

    conservative dating tip, "no means yes"

    • @sevensages5279
      @sevensages5279 Год назад +5

      And also,
      "if there's grass on the field , play ball "
      They like em young!

  • @DizzyedUpGirl
    @DizzyedUpGirl Год назад +2

    1:13 I've been saying that for years. Moderates and Libertarians. It's not a secret, we figured it out a long time ago.

  • @GunmarTheBlack
    @GunmarTheBlack Год назад +8

    Bro the factory I work at is trying to get Tesla as a partnership and I'm gonna McBlow My Brains out if that happens

  • @areyoulostbabygorl231
    @areyoulostbabygorl231 Год назад +8

    bruh conservatives just found out about dog whistles

    • @Grubbly10
      @Grubbly10 Год назад +1

      If that is true, then your leftie claims about ‘Jan 6 being carried out under dog whistles’ falls to pieces

  • @LittleHerdaz
    @LittleHerdaz Год назад +7

    I love these summary videos, I don't get to see the streams :(❤

  • @Kdkjdjewerdnxa
    @Kdkjdjewerdnxa Год назад +2

    The "quiet code" is literally Tumblr users saying "I like your shoelaces" as code in the early 2010s. Conservatives are becoming Tumblr libs.

    • @bigoofsushi6979
      @bigoofsushi6979 Год назад

      Tumblr's code is still quieter than a dogwhistle lol

  • @DamonFoMos
    @DamonFoMos Год назад +2

    The legendary Lyle Rath in a Hasan video?! Wow! 0:29

  • @JackHanington
    @JackHanington Год назад +2

    The shaking of the cam when Hasan laughs is such a subtle but hilarious edit.

  • @moondevell
    @moondevell Год назад +2

    I lived in Turkiye for around a year and it almost drove me crazy. The only thing I did was work. No free, personal, me time. The country is beautiful and has amazing food as well as amazing people. It hurt me to leave, but it would hurt even more to stay. I worked my ass off and still didn't manage to save money. :/

  • @pallingtontheshrike6374
    @pallingtontheshrike6374 Год назад +4

    i love how the first tiktok is just nail in the coffin “yes, fishhook theory is correct”

  • @jtrain9926
    @jtrain9926 Год назад +2

    The best part about all of this is there are no conservstive women that arent already married, or have their marriages prearranged.

  • @samhall7385
    @samhall7385 Год назад +8

    I'm overwhelmed by all of this to be completely honest. Everyone I know irl doesn't want to talk about any of this shit they just go to the npc republican lines. I feel like I'm stuck playing oblivion when I can see people playing star field except it's my life and day to day interaction with people in Augusta

    • @maxkordon
      @maxkordon Год назад +2

      Come over to atlanta then it’s 5% better lmao

    • @joshuab6261
      @joshuab6261 Год назад +2

      Learn how to explain your ideals without using their "trigger phrases". A surprising number of conservatives agree with workplace socialism, so long as you don't use the S-word.

  • @zanacos1
    @zanacos1 Год назад +3

    the fact that the drivers did not know the guy was a retired police chief, IMO speaks volumes to the chaos that is karma

  • @SinaMorovati
    @SinaMorovati Год назад +18

    Wages in Turkey have increased a lot but that's part of the problem. It's a never-ending cycle. Minimum wage in 2021 was 2800 Liras and now it's 11400 Liras. For reference though, a loaf of bread cost 1.5 liras in 2021 and now it costs 7.5. They have increased the minimum wage twice a year to keep up with inflation. It is part of the reason he stayed popular enough to win again.

    • @UmmadikTas
      @UmmadikTas Год назад +4

      Increasing wages do not contribute to infilation ever in any situation. In Turkey, infilation exists simply because of distrust in the Lira and the Central Bank. You are made to believe that infilation is caused "partly because of the wage increases" because the companies selling their products, the landlords renting etc all increase the prices blaming the wage increase. This is one of the main reasons. Second reason is because Erdoğan kept the interest rates low to keep the cogs turning. It is a viscious cycle where the workers pay the price with their buying power diminishing every day to keep the unemployment rates low.

    • @person80
      @person80 Год назад +2

      Erm ok

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu Год назад +2

      Nah, capitalists are greedy. That's the problem here and it's the problem there.

    • @SinaMorovati
      @SinaMorovati Год назад

      The way I understand it, the government has increased the minimum wage of "public workers (government employees)" way more. Like right now government employees are paid 23000 minimum, and when they can't pay it, they have to sell gold from their reserves, print more money, Lira value goes down. But I'm certainly not a economist and I might be wrong.@@UmmadikTas They have already announced next year government employee salaries at 33K.

  • @Empathy-and-resilience
    @Empathy-and-resilience Год назад +1

    Omg when I was on dating apps, if a guys profile said “Christian, moderate,” and they had a fishing trip picture, i immediately swiped left 🤢

  • @atillacnar5785
    @atillacnar5785 Год назад +9

    I hate Ergogan fr

  • @cheesehead4670
    @cheesehead4670 Год назад +5

    Doesn’t the term “quite code” lean into the fact that it’s supposed to be quiet?

  • @PhilfreezeCH
    @PhilfreezeCH Год назад +3

    In 2022 Turkeys consumer price index (cost of typical goods, therefore inherently PPP adjusted) rose by 70%.
    Since 2010 it increased to 5x, now thats what I call inflation!

    • @gibbsm
      @gibbsm Год назад

      but somewhere else on Earth has worse than that inflation, so according to Hasan, they can't complain, and it's not the same. People's problems are their own problems, you can't compare, it makes no sense, and doesn't help at all.

  • @IsaacUnleashed
    @IsaacUnleashed Год назад +3

    Perfect timing 🤌

  • @UndeadJames
    @UndeadJames Год назад +2

    As someone who is born and raised in philly the shorts sweater combo truely shows Fetterman represents us

  • @thomascross8339
    @thomascross8339 Год назад +1

    Fun Fact:
    For the people who identify themselves as "conservative" like my father who listened to Rush until the day he died, everyone who does not publicly, loudly, and obnoxiously label themselves as "conservative" every single time politics comes up is automatically a "liberal."
    Moderates, Libertarians, Centerists, etc simply don't exist in their world. You are all "liberals" in their reality. The same people who say, "you can't see into someone's head" when it comes to someone saying something that could be considered racist can somehow read everyone's mind when it comes to political ideology.

  • @davidLikeyVids
    @davidLikeyVids Год назад +5

    Is Bucee's somehow only Conservative now?
    It's a gas station chain that publishes they pay a decent wage, with bronze beaver statues outside many locations, and above average bathrooms and they cater to what looks like the broadest amount of people possible.

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu Год назад +1

      Yes. It's actually confusing that they would think it's for them.
      The company doesn't squeeze every penny out of their employees. That's not conservative values in the slightest.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou Год назад +3

      I love a buccees bathroom bro. Use a truck stop bathroom and then go to a buccess shitter. It’s like being upgraded to first class

    • @davidLikeyVids
      @davidLikeyVids Год назад

      @@PartnershipsForYou I thankfully didn't need that much as I was just going from MO to TX to see my brother, but I don't know if they have showers and such like other Truck Rest Stops.
      I even got some blanket from Buc-ees that's pretty wild for something I got in OK or TX. It's like some mix of 420, tie dye, and a bunch of Buc-ee Beaver silliness. The mascot / company logo is just hilarious.

  • @JStack
    @JStack Год назад +2

    11:20 probably because someone told him the stories were about to come out interviewing people in his past saying they don't believe that happened and he wanted to get ahead of it.
    It wasn't a lie for extra comedic effect, it was a lie to try to get more traction and validity.

  • @wxracer23
    @wxracer23 Год назад +6

    I’m libbed up and I do like 80% of this shit she’s saying conservatives do lmao.

  • @Antunkis
    @Antunkis Год назад +2

    Two spelling mistakes in the tile... the video is 4 hours old... hello ?

    • @wesshiflet2214
      @wesshiflet2214 Год назад +1

      could have left it in as engagement bait lol

  • @Pabloto-dq3sx
    @Pabloto-dq3sx Год назад

    27:38 omg chile mentioned. Honestly I was not surprised, I was expecting it to be up there.

  • @eliasaguirre2812
    @eliasaguirre2812 Год назад +1

    he is 100% right about the Hispanic vote, speaking as a Hispanic from san Antonio texas.

  • @nick-marshall-photography
    @nick-marshall-photography Год назад +2

    How much you wanna bet that this woman also thinks Punisher logo stickers and Grunt Style t-shirts are "secret codes"?

  • @name-dl5iw
    @name-dl5iw Год назад +1

    Hi
    I'm from Iran and i want to have a few words.
    qassem soleimani was popular between supporters of the government but not popular between "actual" iranians.
    things changed a lot in the last 4 years. Lots of people ideas have changed about the government and the gov lost a lot of its supporters.
    about sanctions: people do not like sanctions but they dont see it as the main problem. the see khamenei and its regime the real problem.
    also i dont link how media around the world say "president" Raisi or because there is no president. the whole government is run by
    a group of people that will do anything to stay in power and the whole president thing is a lie alongside the parties that operate in here. they do not change anything its just a show.
    my personal idea was that sanctions are like chemotherapy. A government that does not hesitate to shoot at the most peaceful protesters will not go away easy and also it will not change at all because if they change they will lose their loyal supporters. if its was a more moderate government then the sanctions wouldn't have made sense but that is not the case. but i guess its just one side of the argument. Im open to hear your opinion :)

  • @Nowcreating912
    @Nowcreating912 Год назад +1

    Hearing you talk about inflation as an argentinian who lives in Argentina... ouch

  • @kalpic11
    @kalpic11 Год назад +1

    . . . they mean dog whistles?? 🙄😂

  • @spideralexandre2099
    @spideralexandre2099 Год назад +1

    Fuck yeah! Unexpected Lyle in the first 30 seconds!

  • @soullessdnb
    @soullessdnb Год назад +3

    Wild that people listen to comedians and think their stories are factually accurate ever. Their "truth" is the commentary and perspective
    Even more wild that people got mad about being "lied" to. Have you even lived in a society?

    • @UsurperUrsus
      @UsurperUrsus Год назад +1

      I still do not understand how that article was let through by the editor. How is a media person so media-illiterate..

  • @stechey
    @stechey Год назад +3

    hey i’m a pod save america listener! but hasan speaks only facts😔

  • @albounderhill3367
    @albounderhill3367 Год назад +2

    Love to see Austin on the radar. He's a funny, smart fella

  • @supersammos
    @supersammos Год назад +1

    I live in Belgium, leader in the EU for inflation in food and shit. I also don't know how i keep surviving out here

  • @leea-leea
    @leea-leea Год назад +1

    Hasan videis are the best way to start my day

  • @skari346
    @skari346 Год назад +2

    as a greek i can say, i think atleast the turks at the border manage, because a lot come over to greece to go shopping and to work, so they get paid in euro and buy products in euro! but idk about non border/ non coast turkish population, and this also probably is a tiny proportion that does this in comparison to the rest of the country

  • @TheNewton
    @TheNewton Год назад

    18:37 "What other option do I have this point?" We need ranked choice voting.

  • @SeanLKearns
    @SeanLKearns 11 месяцев назад +1

    It's really crazy how fox news never brings up Uncle Joe's habit of sniffing hair.

  • @evanhunt1374
    @evanhunt1374 Год назад +3

    Republicans are like "america is so dangerous and deranged now. Lets keep doing the things only anerica does to fix these issues only america has to this degree"

  • @HootchTV
    @HootchTV Год назад +2

    You f'n rule.
    And I will tell everyone I know that they would benefit from following you.

    • @kvnyegvmp
      @kvnyegvmp Год назад

      cringe

    • @HootchTV
      @HootchTV Год назад +1

      @@kvnyegvmp Cringe culture is stupid. Have the guts tom come out and say what you mean. Write in complete sentences. A culture of people who literally go out of their way to look for things that they would consider cringe, and bully and mock the thing they view as cringe. Literally anything can be viewed as cringe, even if that thing isn't hurting or affecting anybody. I believe that these people only cringe at folks who are just simply enjoying themselves online, because they themselves don't have joy or happiness in their lives.

  • @awesomeallyse
    @awesomeallyse Год назад +2

    The first tiktok the only thing I could say is do you mean dog whistles??

  • @domokuo6318
    @domokuo6318 Год назад +33

    I am glad that hasan is defending hasan. Embellishment in comedy is a pretty common practice and hasan's definitely happens. Also the majority (not all but most) of the stories against hasan are by right wing Indian publications because most Indians who support modi absolutely hate hasan.

    • @thedankhold8443
      @thedankhold8443 Год назад +3

      I certainly see their point but Hasan is clearly trying to make a point about society and culture. I don't really care if you also want to be funny and entertaining, inserting lies into these kinds of topics, no matter how benign they come across, undercuts the message. If they were telling an inconsequential story and embellished it then sure but this is a hot topic political issue with plenty of people who's paycheck comes from purposely painting political messages in a bad light. Why make their job easier?
      It's true that "happened to me" is a more engaging hook but when it comes out that its not based on reality the hook no longer works. You don't need to lie to make a correct point.

    • @MichaelSotoCE
      @MichaelSotoCE Год назад +6

      The thing is he embellished or made stuff up while putting pictures on a PowerPoint to make it seem like everything he was talking about was 100% real, affecting real people and not taking accountability when those people were harassed and doxxed due to his lies.
      When Chapelle says he saw a baby selling crack in DC, we know it's a joke, but when he claims a white woman dumped him on the day of their prom and puts a picture of her up on the screen, we take that as completely true because of the photographic "evidence"

  • @MrKiller1250
    @MrKiller1250 Год назад +5

    My mom worked in a store during the 1993 Yugoslavia hyperinflation and she told me that they wold change prices daily and by so much. I can't remember the exact numbers but prices doubled every 24 hours. A pack of gum was 500 000 000 000 at a point

    • @arina4387
      @arina4387 Год назад

      This sounds exactly like what my family said happened in Russia after ‘91, half a million rubles for a loaf of bread and all that

  • @Velociraptor449
    @Velociraptor449 Год назад +1

    The "quiet code" is what people use to avoid conservatives

  • @centipedeBJ
    @centipedeBJ Год назад

    Lyle McDouchbag appreciation at the start

  • @ybkboost
    @ybkboost Год назад +4

    CONSERVATIE

  • @phantomthief123
    @phantomthief123 11 месяцев назад

    6:10 all Texans including myself stop at Buccee’s on a road trip lol