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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @dangerliesbeforeyou
    @dangerliesbeforeyou 2 года назад +2543

    i feel like that really wholesome meaningful message followed by 'breddie mercury' is the most accurate representation of the d&p fandom lol

    • @shsh-mc3sx
      @shsh-mc3sx 2 года назад +4

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

    • @RACHA
      @RACHA 2 года назад

      It truly is xD

  • @skivy5116
    @skivy5116 2 года назад +3476

    istg after so many years, phil’s filter just- there’s still none. everything this man says can just be taken out of context and i’m- well i love it.

    • @EzzChase
      @EzzChase 2 года назад +2

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo that was fun :)

    • @charliel8151
      @charliel8151 2 года назад +3

      he's like tobias fünke but real life and hardcore mode

    • @anoja31
      @anoja31 2 года назад +2

      Fr lol

    • @taramukherjee5937
      @taramukherjee5937 2 года назад +1

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo I enjoyed this

    • @iliveonatropicalisland6086
      @iliveonatropicalisland6086 2 года назад +2

      His only filter is for swear words lmao

  • @CarmiMia
    @CarmiMia 2 года назад +2193

    Phil, I'm sorry, but we're gonna need more of these

    • @warpedmine9682
      @warpedmine9682 2 года назад +8

      Hey Phills whats the number

    • @naiomik6179
      @naiomik6179 11 месяцев назад

      Please what is the number? Is this still a thing?

  • @geenstagni1060
    @geenstagni1060 2 года назад +497

    The fact that Phil was not only not surprised at "chicken" but actually explained and RELATED to it makes me suddenly believe in every single British stereotype

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant Год назад +4

      Tbh I call everyone chicken

  • @airabelle
    @airabelle 2 года назад +878

    the duality of going from sincerely expressing our gratitude to you then sending a punny meme to balance it encapsulates phillies

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 2 года назад

      Lol, a bot stole your comment, along with Phil hearting it.

  • @MirianRodrigues483
    @MirianRodrigues483 2 года назад +1118

    Phil to Nicholas: "if you know anything about me, I'm not gonna call you"
    *Flashbacks to Phil calling me last video*

  • @kennagrace4752
    @kennagrace4752 2 года назад +1842

    Phil's chaotic content always makes my day so much better 😭😭😭

  • @bttrflymagic
    @bttrflymagic 2 года назад +1374

    Thumbs up to vote for “Phil reviews” series! So far I want to see him review foods, houses for sale, and now bridesmaid dresses. Basically I’d watch him review anything 😂

    • @wobbly_june_bug
      @wobbly_june_bug 2 года назад +12

      ikr the way his mind works is just so interesting 😂

    • @TheseastarTV
      @TheseastarTV 2 года назад +2

      Yes yes this would be so good

  • @cool_dood1453
    @cool_dood1453 2 года назад +616

    I feel bad knowing that there's a lot of people just trying to tell phil how he impacted their life and he'll probably never see them, because of sonic

    • @jamie-noah209
      @jamie-noah209 2 года назад +34

      litterally, i jokingly texted him 3 days ago basically saying how they made my life worth living and gave me something to look forward to in every sad moment and now idk if he will ever see it :')

    • @ultrawandit
      @ultrawandit 2 года назад +38

      at least the positive vibes are there just, sitting in that phone in a bomb of mixed well meaning messages and cursed images

    • @Choccoco
      @Choccoco 2 года назад +51

      I’m sure he saw a lot of wholesome texts but that’s not content.

  • @lolalane69420
    @lolalane69420 2 года назад +601

    I saw "You need to stop texting me." Pop up as a notification and immediately panicked because I thought it was a message from someone 😭

    • @CoffeeQueen03
      @CoffeeQueen03 2 года назад +11

      Aw I would be so worried, you poor thingggg!!

    • @jamienoah5159
      @jamienoah5159 2 года назад +21

      That's excatly what I thought. My Heart is still pounding. I thought I made him mad 😂

  • @sophs1609
    @sophs1609 2 года назад +233

    hearing “why wasn’t i big cock?” and “are we using every hole?” in the same 30 seconds nearly gave me a stroke 😭

  • @rachelmichele7697
    @rachelmichele7697 2 года назад +387

    Phil: I’ve got no fashion sense
    Phil 2 seconds later: *criticizes each dress providing extremely valid points and concern for the bride, almost turning my exact thoughts about each one into words*
    You’re so right!! The see through arm dress is perfect and elegant but doesn’t upstage the bride!

    • @Rosaisabellas
      @Rosaisabellas 2 года назад +16

      the way he perfectly chose the best dress

  • @JessBessTess
    @JessBessTess 2 года назад +178

    The idea of one random person texting me gives me anxiety, I can’t imagine getting 9,000 texts.

  • @seanclark8398
    @seanclark8398 2 года назад +377

    Gotta love that Nicholas really thought he was gonna get a call😂

  • @kennagrace4752
    @kennagrace4752 2 года назад +586

    Oh, the things Phil does for content. I have a lot of respect for you, Phil

    • @Mmorguemusic
      @Mmorguemusic 2 года назад +2

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo u annoying af

  • @Ellie931
    @Ellie931 2 года назад +192

    I REALLY HAVE TO PUT PHILONIUS IN MY SON’S NAME???? it’s what I deserve I guess😭😭😭

    • @Ellie931
      @Ellie931 2 года назад +58

      “GREAT”- my husband, just now

    • @raet6375
      @raet6375 2 года назад +13

      OH NO LOL

    • @prayingmantis8148
      @prayingmantis8148 2 года назад +8

      "Phil Oscar Nathan Isaac the foUrth... Scott [your last name]"

    • @mihaelaivankovic8969
      @mihaelaivankovic8969 Год назад +2

      UPDATE??

    • @jjustanotherone
      @jjustanotherone Год назад

      I cant believe he did that to you 😅😭😂 how'd it turn out?

  • @MirianRodrigues483
    @MirianRodrigues483 2 года назад +56

    Nicholas was Nick Jonas wanting to ask "Hey buddy you in London" but for you this time since Dan didn't meet up with him last time

    • @XxEllina
      @XxEllina 2 года назад

      This idea just made my evening 😂

  • @kingakuriata6171
    @kingakuriata6171 2 года назад +157

    phil and awsten stans just out there getting the craziest crossover content ever

    • @clairenavratil1745
      @clairenavratil1745 2 года назад +8

      I was looking for this co.ment!

    • @AMY-yt8yu
      @AMY-yt8yu 2 года назад +14

      I’m quaking over the fact they’ve crossed paths AND the fact Phil rated him a 6 😭😭

    • @kingakuriata6171
      @kingakuriata6171 2 года назад +5

      @@AMY-yt8yu SAME and phil is just straight up disrespecting awstens handsomness

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist 2 года назад +5

      Access The Man

    • @AMY-yt8yu
      @AMY-yt8yu 2 года назад

      @@pareidolist nonstop laughed at this tbh

  • @AliciaChenaux
    @AliciaChenaux 2 года назад +241

    I don't know why "Hi Phil from Dan and Phil" made me laugh so much. 😂 But good choice on the bridesmaid dress!

    • @nicolenishimori2033
      @nicolenishimori2033 2 года назад +7

      it gives “previously on ‘dan and phil’…” vibes

    • @chickadee4316
      @chickadee4316 2 года назад +2

      No because one time one of my friends from mcyt was asking me what type of fanfic recs I wanted, including which fandom (so not necessarily mcyt), and I was like "I've been watching a lot of mcyt, 5up, and Dan and Phil, so one of those" and then she started sending me Philza fanfics thinking she was checking two things off the list at once 😭. I'm not complaining, they're really good reads, but that was not what I meant. Tbf, I probably wouldn't want to read any D&P fanfics anyway

  • @sanj_lh
    @sanj_lh 2 года назад +125

    “Previously on Phil” one of the best opening lines you’ve ever made😆

  • @cynniebynnie
    @cynniebynnie 2 года назад +202

    I could seriously watch you go through messages for hours. You’re so silly

  • @MirianRodrigues483
    @MirianRodrigues483 2 года назад +136

    I'm scared of what I'm going to caption, this community scares me sometimes

  • @1999corolla
    @1999corolla 2 года назад +32

    I YELLED WHEN ROPE AWSTEN POPPED UP ON MY SCREEN- THAT MAN IS AT LEAST A 7 PHIL

  • @nadinel5635
    @nadinel5635 2 года назад +44

    Phil picking tattoos, wedding dresses, and baby names should definitely become a THING

  • @eliesundesastre9473
    @eliesundesastre9473 2 года назад +53

    Now I want Phil to review the dresses of a "Say yes to the dress" episode.
    Phil's the new Haute Le Mode confirmed 👌

  • @jadester1817
    @jadester1817 2 года назад +30

    cant believe you gave awsten a 6/10 that man is absolute perfection, 11/10, the most handsome

  • @clementinekitten8305
    @clementinekitten8305 2 года назад +19

    i can't believe he gave awsten a 6 i'm weeping

  • @blueXwren
    @blueXwren 2 года назад +19

    "I'm gonna give him a six, because I'm really bad at untying knots." Such a Phil answer. 😂🤣

  • @small_and_dangerous2068
    @small_and_dangerous2068 2 года назад +41

    Phil, I unironically think you picked the prettiest and best looking bridesmaid dress!

  • @ash8936
    @ash8936 2 года назад +232

    i hope you’re feeling better phil!!!!

  • @tarantulvtrusah
    @tarantulvtrusah 2 года назад +74

    you will never see this message but phil.... if you only knew how important you are for me even if i found you just recently, a couple of month ago. yesterday my little kitten albert died and today we've noticed my older cat chewbacca has some symptoms of the disease so i was so worried and concerned all these days
    but you like a ray of sunshine came right in the very moment and made me laugh and smile sincerely!!!! i am so thankful!!!

    • @RoyalPandora
      @RoyalPandora 2 года назад +8

      I am so sorry about Albert, and I hope Chewbacca ends up being alright! ❤

    • @tarantulvtrusah
      @tarantulvtrusah 2 года назад +2

      @@RoyalPandora thanks a lot mon ami! i hope so

    • @koiyei
      @koiyei 2 года назад +7

      I’m sure Albert is in kitty heaven and I can tell you care a lot about him! His life may have been short but I’m certain he had a happy one if he got to spend it with someone as great as you Xx all the best for you and chewbacca as well 😊

    • @tarantulvtrusah
      @tarantulvtrusah 2 года назад +1

      @@koiyei it is so kind of you🥺ty!!

  • @excusemeprincess8252
    @excusemeprincess8252 2 года назад +51

    3:02 which one of you sent Phil a weird picture of Awsten knight? This is now a strange crossover episode

    • @FileCode1459
      @FileCode1459 2 года назад +9

      RIGHT i wasn't expecting that. not sure if i hope awsten knows who phil is before this video or not lol

    • @kingakuriata6171
      @kingakuriata6171 2 года назад +10

      I FUCKING SREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS ON HIS IG STORY I NEVER EXPECTED THIS CROSSOVER

    • @excusemeprincess8252
      @excusemeprincess8252 2 года назад +10

      Omg and awsten added ‘10/10’ to his Twitter name so it’s now ‘SLUG 10/10’. Then tweeted a snip of the video. Lmao

    • @kingakuriata6171
      @kingakuriata6171 2 года назад +4

      @@excusemeprincess8252 this is the best thing ever i cant believe this is happening LMAO

    • @excusemeprincess8252
      @excusemeprincess8252 2 года назад +8

      @@kingakuriata6171 ‘I’m sorry you’re an 11 without the string’ - Phil
      ‘WRONG AGAIN PHILLIAM, THE ROPE MAKES IT PROVOCATIVE. *12/10*’ - Awsten
      I can’t with this lol

  • @Stick_and_stone
    @Stick_and_stone 2 года назад +10

    3:03 "In order to acess the man I'm going to have to undo the knots." -Phil 2022

  • @Vart
    @Vart 2 года назад +90

    After watching what others sent I don't feel so worried about sending whatsapp stickers of my dog holding a knife in her mouth to you

  • @mrworldwide9756
    @mrworldwide9756 2 года назад +31

    WHICH PARXIE SENT PHIL AWSTEN💀💀

  • @grace.xzx7
    @grace.xzx7 2 года назад +11

    awsten knight making a cameo we love to see it

  • @justnewlight
    @justnewlight 2 года назад +54

    this kind of chaotic content is exactly what I needed today, thank u 💖

  • @skivy5116
    @skivy5116 2 года назад +110

    you’re so brave for this i don’t think i could- ever- do this.

  • @anjilashrestha9169
    @anjilashrestha9169 2 года назад +35

    It has been 7 years since I started watching Phil, this chaotic angel still manages to put a smile on my face.

  • @MM-yi5lv
    @MM-yi5lv 2 года назад +46

    1 minute and 22 seconds in: ' Is it bad that my first thought was step on me?" Oh Phil...🤣.
    Honestly though, I received some stressful health news recently, and have had a rough week, so to have an upload from both Dan AND Phil in the same week has given ms something to smile about, so thank you... and I hope you both recover from the C word soon!x

  • @Kill.The.Rockstar
    @Kill.The.Rockstar 2 года назад +7

    I was not expecting Awsten Knight to appear in a Phil video that's a weird turn for the day

  • @imuniquefangirl
    @imuniquefangirl 2 года назад +52

    I hope he actually keeps that sim card. I'm living for this content.
    Like, a year from now he puts it back in and sees if people are still texting it

  • @rafiabintaali8530
    @rafiabintaali8530 2 года назад +112

    If I started a count of everytime Phil accidentally hit himself with something in one of his videos, I think I'll be counting forever

  • @NonbinaryRatt
    @NonbinaryRatt 2 года назад +127

    Okay but are you surprised the people who watch you and Dans videos are this unhinged? Should’ve been expected

  • @TheNedest
    @TheNedest 2 года назад +17

    No one can fix my day as well as Phil can. It is so good to see someone my own age still having this much fun, he's my favorite man.

  • @emile7794
    @emile7794 2 года назад +3

    I should've known that the Waterparks fandom would merge with the Phil and Dan fandom, but seriously the Awsten screenshot is too hot to show on Phil's wholesome channel

    • @cherryy.redd8
      @cherryy.redd8 2 года назад

      I almost spit my food out when I saw him-

  • @nicola_x
    @nicola_x 2 года назад +3

    "11 minutes and 53 seconds long" phil, that's the time it was sent

  • @sirdoosty
    @sirdoosty 2 года назад +5

    I never expected a Waterparks/Awsten Knight crossover in an Amazing Phil video what

  • @cayleecampagna7168
    @cayleecampagna7168 2 года назад +3

    The fact that the parxies got awsten into this video. Love it.

  • @LocalTorchwoodIntern
    @LocalTorchwoodIntern 2 года назад +8

    To the person who sent Phil Awsten Knight from Waterparks, thank you LMAO

  • @claire.004_
    @claire.004_ 2 года назад +3

    OH MY GOD, WHO SEND HIM THE PICTURE OF AWSTEN KNIGHT??? I LOVE WHOEVER DID THAT

  • @emh140
    @emh140 2 года назад +11

    The Steve Harrington text is incredibly funny to me because I’m currently writing a Steddie fic while this plays in the background. 5000 words so far. I can do this.

  • @user-fd8ct8uq3b
    @user-fd8ct8uq3b 2 года назад +4

    I loved Phil picking the bridesmaids dresses, that was so cute and well thought out

  • @madison5042
    @madison5042 2 года назад +8

    This is so unhinged, I love it

  • @ruthborg6076
    @ruthborg6076 2 года назад +22

    Hey Phil! Great to see you. I hope you’re feeling better. I’ve been keeping you and Dan in my thoughts.
    I can’t believe Golden Pig has had his existence threatened…again.

  • @ninahatendo6827
    @ninahatendo6827 2 года назад +7

    This came out just as I got home from work. What a treat 😌

  • @sophbilliex2232
    @sophbilliex2232 2 года назад +7

    phannies are terrifying you’re so brave for this phil

  • @woofnuggiez
    @woofnuggiez 2 года назад +4

    I don't know what it is, maybe its your personality or aura you give off, but you're so refreshing to watch when im stressed out. And Dan is great to watch when I need someone to relate to about stress and stuff. Plus both of you are so funny. Such greatness. ^-^ 👌🔥

  • @rejkk
    @rejkk 2 года назад +9

    Can’t wait to see how this one goes
    Edit: oh my god the 4:51 pig had me wheezing

  • @MirianRodrigues483
    @MirianRodrigues483 2 года назад +4

    Thank you for a little serotonin boost, hope you're feeling well

  • @rsknxght
    @rsknxght 2 года назад +5

    “Previously on Phil….” Yeah that usually doesn’t end well

  • @madeinthepml
    @madeinthepml 2 года назад +15

    phil your videos are the only ones that ACTUALLY make me laugh out loud, thanks for continuing to make content for us, hope you are feeling better get well soon ❤

  • @sophielane5919
    @sophielane5919 2 года назад +114

    Phil I love you but I will never forgive you for only rating Awsten a 6 😂

  • @ashertruman3884
    @ashertruman3884 2 года назад +2

    Yes! Loved the Awsten cameo ❤️

  • @alenawaslost
    @alenawaslost 2 года назад +6

    I'm so glad the golden pig is safe! who dared to threaten him?!

  • @leah-dn8bi
    @leah-dn8bi 2 года назад +3

    your bridesmaid dress recommendation was actually spot, coming from someone who loves fashion

  • @mikeywayspuzzledust5335
    @mikeywayspuzzledust5335 2 года назад +3

    As a Waterparks fan....Awsten is 10/10.....Have A Good Day Philly!

  • @airabelle
    @airabelle 2 года назад +4

    pleased to watch the same level of chaotic energy from the previous video unfold before my eyes

  • @kactus1889
    @kactus1889 2 года назад +5

    That person's fall was so dramatic lmaoo at that point just let yourself fall 😂

  • @jkcatsmeow5225
    @jkcatsmeow5225 2 года назад +8

    This was the first moment in my life I regretted deleting Twitter :( WHY MUST I MISS THIS

  • @Wonderland2097
    @Wonderland2097 2 года назад +7

    You should keep ahold of the sim so whenever your bored you can ominously reply to the texts & no one will see it coming, like a year from now you just pop up on someone’s phone 😂

  • @disconnectedbadger
    @disconnectedbadger 2 года назад +2

    3:03 AWSTEN KNIGHT FROM WATERPARKS, MY LOVE

  • @Whackusbonk
    @Whackusbonk 2 года назад +5

    Rip to the girl that fell at graduation, I feel you😔

  • @chloepatrick12
    @chloepatrick12 2 года назад +8

    hope you’re feeling better thanks for uploading 💕

  • @poppy.reardxn2711
    @poppy.reardxn2711 2 года назад +3

    these videos are genuinely so feel-good I love them

  • @99newguitargirl99
    @99newguitargirl99 2 года назад +2

    Thanks for being a source of comfort and happiness 🥰

  • @1999corolla
    @1999corolla 2 года назад +3

    was bummed to not see my texts lmao but i think seeing awsten and the twitter interactions that followed made my day 😭

  • @alia_owo
    @alia_owo 2 года назад +2

    PHIL AND AWSTEN IS THE CROSSOVER I NEVER THIUGHT I’D EXPERIENCE

  • @rhiannonritzer5533
    @rhiannonritzer5533 2 года назад +1

    What you have seen can never been unseen.

  • @sarahm7203
    @sarahm7203 2 года назад +4

    2022 phil content is just pure unfiltered chaos and i'm loving it

  • @juuniboos
    @juuniboos 2 года назад +8

    oh my god phil, thank you for rating the mer-daddies A !!! we were a gc formed from ii sg and all of us have been close friends ever since :”) i really enjoyed this video and the chaotic content of it

  • @amyw36
    @amyw36 2 года назад +1

    ultimate comfort video

  • @ShellingtonXD
    @ShellingtonXD 2 года назад +2

    Parxies going FERAL after Awstens tweet

  • @etherealechoes9907
    @etherealechoes9907 2 года назад +7

    I never texted you but I just want to say I've followed you for years. Back when I was a teacher I wanted to go and see you and Dan on your first tour in Newcastle and there was loads of kids/teens I taught that saw you guys. I couldn't go, but I love you guys. I went on to do my MA in Literature but got ill in my mid twenties-I have fibromylgia and ME so I'm bed bound most of the time, and your videos help me get through. I'm in my 30's now. I'm so proud of how far you and Dan have come. I'm bisexual and have been through a lot, from abusive relationships to other traumas. I'm currently healing from a narcissist relationship. I never thought I'd suffer abuse again. I was so careful. You'll probably not see this but just wanted to say thankyou. Also my sausage doggo loves your videos too! He looks like Crusoe the celebrity dachshund! Much love, Elizabeth xxx

  • @bulbasoraa
    @bulbasoraa 2 года назад +3

    the fact that in 2022 i’ve witnessed phil lester rating awsten knight as a 6

  • @thebeaniebean
    @thebeaniebean 2 года назад +5

    heya, so im actually having a pretty awful day, a book i ordered got delayed a fricking month and a half, and a bunch of small crappy stuff piled on top of that, but then you uploaded, thank you for added some sunshine to my day today☀️❤️

  • @eribs4853
    @eribs4853 2 года назад +3

    Ok, but you choose the bridesmaids dress so well? Watching drag race and real housewives is probably the reason, but I'm really impressed! I would watch videos of you reviewing clothes, just saying haha (also this video was so funny, you could do more with other texts 🙏)

  • @airabelle
    @airabelle 2 года назад +4

    the whiplash you must have gotten going from sweet declarations to indescribably cursed texts…

  • @jessicathompson5854
    @jessicathompson5854 2 года назад +3

    Thank you Phil for always being so so awesome & funny! Hope you have a great weekend! 😊

  • @juliamcarter2000
    @juliamcarter2000 2 года назад +1

    I would watch entire seasons of this and be delighted about it

  • @julietteliz
    @julietteliz 2 года назад +5

    i’ll never stop phil

  • @krishashah3661
    @krishashah3661 2 года назад +5

    The maid outfit person apologising for it in the most unapologetic gone got me 😂

  • @myblackrevenge
    @myblackrevenge 2 года назад +4

    I needed this so bad today Phil. Thank you for uploading ☺️💕

  • @clownparxie
    @clownparxie 2 года назад +2

    i cannot believe awsten knight made it into an amazingphil video

  • @neschakori
    @neschakori 2 года назад +1

    idk why but this made me anxious

  • @infestusation
    @infestusation 2 года назад +3

    The random person asking you to rate Awsten Knight from the Funeral Grey music video 😭 (idk if i should be embarrassed or proud I recognized that photo)

    • @cherryy.redd8
      @cherryy.redd8 2 года назад

      proud, you should be proud lol
      I almost spit my food out when I saw him

  • @nelly5376
    @nelly5376 2 года назад +4

    I'd choose the same bridesmaid dress btw, it's lovely, random person getting married who will never see this

  • @emmahackler7462
    @emmahackler7462 2 года назад +1

    i can’t believe phil put a cmbyn jumpscare in this video

  • @Hellocmbxoxo
    @Hellocmbxoxo 2 года назад +3

    Phil no one said you had to “access the man”…

  • @KateMowriMerrygold
    @KateMowriMerrygold 2 года назад +1

    I love whoever sent in the photo of Awsten. Waterparks stan where you at x