You need to stop texting me.
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- I leaked my phone number on twitter (mistake) and decided to read some random text messages... (bigger mistake). Thankfully there were a couple of wholesome ones too!
Catch em all!
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istg after so many years, phil’s filter just- there’s still none. everything this man says can just be taken out of context and i’m- well i love it.
@Don't Read My Profile Photo that was fun :)
he's like tobias fünke but real life and hardcore mode
Fr lol
@Don't Read My Profile Photo I enjoyed this
His only filter is for swear words lmao
i feel like that really wholesome meaningful message followed by 'breddie mercury' is the most accurate representation of the d&p fandom lol
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok
It truly is xD
The fact that Phil was not only not surprised at "chicken" but actually explained and RELATED to it makes me suddenly believe in every single British stereotype
Tbh I call everyone chicken
Phil to Nicholas: "if you know anything about me, I'm not gonna call you"
*Flashbacks to Phil calling me last video*
I feel bad knowing that there's a lot of people just trying to tell phil how he impacted their life and he'll probably never see them, because of sonic
litterally, i jokingly texted him 3 days ago basically saying how they made my life worth living and gave me something to look forward to in every sad moment and now idk if he will ever see it :')
at least the positive vibes are there just, sitting in that phone in a bomb of mixed well meaning messages and cursed images
I’m sure he saw a lot of wholesome texts but that’s not content.
Phil's chaotic content always makes my day so much better 😭😭😭
hearing “why wasn’t i big cock?” and “are we using every hole?” in the same 30 seconds nearly gave me a stroke 😭
Thumbs up to vote for “Phil reviews” series! So far I want to see him review foods, houses for sale, and now bridesmaid dresses. Basically I’d watch him review anything 😂
ikr the way his mind works is just so interesting 😂
Yes yes this would be so good
Gotta love that Nicholas really thought he was gonna get a call😂
I REALLY HAVE TO PUT PHILONIUS IN MY SON’S NAME???? it’s what I deserve I guess😭😭😭
“GREAT”- my husband, just now
OH NO LOL
"Phil Oscar Nathan Isaac the foUrth... Scott [your last name]"
UPDATE??
I cant believe he did that to you 😅😭😂 how'd it turn out?
The idea of one random person texting me gives me anxiety, I can’t imagine getting 9,000 texts.
Nicholas was Nick Jonas wanting to ask "Hey buddy you in London" but for you this time since Dan didn't meet up with him last time
This idea just made my evening 😂
Oh, the things Phil does for content. I have a lot of respect for you, Phil
@Don't Read My Profile Photo u annoying af
phil and awsten stans just out there getting the craziest crossover content ever
I was looking for this co.ment!
I’m quaking over the fact they’ve crossed paths AND the fact Phil rated him a 6 😭😭
@@AMY-yt8yu SAME and phil is just straight up disrespecting awstens handsomness
Access The Man
@@pareidolist nonstop laughed at this tbh
“Previously on Phil” one of the best opening lines you’ve ever made😆
I don't know why "Hi Phil from Dan and Phil" made me laugh so much. 😂 But good choice on the bridesmaid dress!
it gives “previously on ‘dan and phil’…” vibes
No because one time one of my friends from mcyt was asking me what type of fanfic recs I wanted, including which fandom (so not necessarily mcyt), and I was like "I've been watching a lot of mcyt, 5up, and Dan and Phil, so one of those" and then she started sending me Philza fanfics thinking she was checking two things off the list at once 😭. I'm not complaining, they're really good reads, but that was not what I meant. Tbf, I probably wouldn't want to read any D&P fanfics anyway
I could seriously watch you go through messages for hours. You’re so silly
I YELLED WHEN ROPE AWSTEN POPPED UP ON MY SCREEN- THAT MAN IS AT LEAST A 7 PHIL
I WAS SO SHOCKED TO SEE HIM
I'm scared of what I'm going to caption, this community scares me sometimes
Phil picking tattoos, wedding dresses, and baby names should definitely become a THING
Now I want Phil to review the dresses of a "Say yes to the dress" episode.
Phil's the new Haute Le Mode confirmed 👌
3:02 which one of you sent Phil a weird picture of Awsten knight? This is now a strange crossover episode
RIGHT i wasn't expecting that. not sure if i hope awsten knows who phil is before this video or not lol
I FUCKING SREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS ON HIS IG STORY I NEVER EXPECTED THIS CROSSOVER
Omg and awsten added ‘10/10’ to his Twitter name so it’s now ‘SLUG 10/10’. Then tweeted a snip of the video. Lmao
@@excusemeprincess8252 this is the best thing ever i cant believe this is happening LMAO
@@kingakuriata6171 ‘I’m sorry you’re an 11 without the string’ - Phil
‘WRONG AGAIN PHILLIAM, THE ROPE MAKES IT PROVOCATIVE. *12/10*’ - Awsten
I can’t with this lol
WHICH PARXIE SENT PHIL AWSTEN💀💀
3:03 "In order to acess the man I'm going to have to undo the knots." -Phil 2022
Phil, I unironically think you picked the prettiest and best looking bridesmaid dress!
you will never see this message but phil.... if you only knew how important you are for me even if i found you just recently, a couple of month ago. yesterday my little kitten albert died and today we've noticed my older cat chewbacca has some symptoms of the disease so i was so worried and concerned all these days
but you like a ray of sunshine came right in the very moment and made me laugh and smile sincerely!!!! i am so thankful!!!
I am so sorry about Albert, and I hope Chewbacca ends up being alright! ❤
@@RoyalPandora thanks a lot mon ami! i hope so
I’m sure Albert is in kitty heaven and I can tell you care a lot about him! His life may have been short but I’m certain he had a happy one if he got to spend it with someone as great as you Xx all the best for you and chewbacca as well 😊
@@koiyei it is so kind of you🥺ty!!
After watching what others sent I don't feel so worried about sending whatsapp stickers of my dog holding a knife in her mouth to you
awsten knight making a cameo we love to see it
It has been 7 years since I started watching Phil, this chaotic angel still manages to put a smile on my face.
this kind of chaotic content is exactly what I needed today, thank u 💖
I hope he actually keeps that sim card. I'm living for this content.
Like, a year from now he puts it back in and sees if people are still texting it
To the person who sent Phil Awsten Knight from Waterparks, thank you LMAO
No one can fix my day as well as Phil can. It is so good to see someone my own age still having this much fun, he's my favorite man.
1 minute and 22 seconds in: ' Is it bad that my first thought was step on me?" Oh Phil...🤣.
Honestly though, I received some stressful health news recently, and have had a rough week, so to have an upload from both Dan AND Phil in the same week has given ms something to smile about, so thank you... and I hope you both recover from the C word soon!x
C word as in covid?
@@Xionarra Yes. 😞
I never expected a Waterparks/Awsten Knight crossover in an Amazing Phil video what
"11 minutes and 53 seconds long" phil, that's the time it was sent
The fact that the parxies got awsten into this video. Love it.
Rip to the girl that fell at graduation, I feel you😔
I loved Phil picking the bridesmaids dresses, that was so cute and well thought out
That person's fall was so dramatic lmaoo at that point just let yourself fall 😂
This is so unhinged, I love it
phannies are terrifying you’re so brave for this phil
Hey Phil! Great to see you. I hope you’re feeling better. I’ve been keeping you and Dan in my thoughts.
I can’t believe Golden Pig has had his existence threatened…again.
PHIL AND AWSTEN IS THE CROSSOVER I NEVER THIUGHT I’D EXPERIENCE
3:03 AWSTEN KNIGHT FROM WATERPARKS, MY LOVE
OH MY GOD, WHO SEND HIM THE PICTURE OF AWSTEN KNIGHT??? I LOVE WHOEVER DID THAT
I'm so glad the golden pig is safe! who dared to threaten him?!
“Previously on Phil….” Yeah that usually doesn’t end well
pleased to watch the same level of chaotic energy from the previous video unfold before my eyes
Can’t wait to see how this one goes
Edit: oh my god the 4:51 pig had me wheezing
This was the first moment in my life I regretted deleting Twitter :( WHY MUST I MISS THIS
Thank you for a little serotonin boost, hope you're feeling well
the fact that when he rated Awsten, he then went on a tangent about knot tying i cannot
I almost spit out my food when I saw awsten- THE WORLDS ARE COLLIDING
i cannot believe awsten knight made it into an amazingphil video
This came out just as I got home from work. What a treat 😌
the whiplash you must have gotten going from sweet declarations to indescribably cursed texts…
Lady door traumatized us, so now we traumatize you back 😌
I never texted you but I just want to say I've followed you for years. Back when I was a teacher I wanted to go and see you and Dan on your first tour in Newcastle and there was loads of kids/teens I taught that saw you guys. I couldn't go, but I love you guys. I went on to do my MA in Literature but got ill in my mid twenties-I have fibromylgia and ME so I'm bed bound most of the time, and your videos help me get through. I'm in my 30's now. I'm so proud of how far you and Dan have come. I'm bisexual and have been through a lot, from abusive relationships to other traumas. I'm currently healing from a narcissist relationship. I never thought I'd suffer abuse again. I was so careful. You'll probably not see this but just wanted to say thankyou. Also my sausage doggo loves your videos too! He looks like Crusoe the celebrity dachshund! Much love, Elizabeth xxx
phil your videos are the only ones that ACTUALLY make me laugh out loud, thanks for continuing to make content for us, hope you are feeling better get well soon ❤
3:02 NO WAY I'M SEEING AWSTEN KNIGHT ON A PHIL VIDEO WTFHJASJDIK
What you have seen can never been unseen.
Yes! Loved the Awsten cameo ❤️
The maid outfit person apologising for it in the most unapologetic gone got me 😂
MEEP 3:44
Meep
Thanks for being a source of comfort and happiness 🥰
oh my god phil, thank you for rating the mer-daddies A !!! we were a gc formed from ii sg and all of us have been close friends ever since :”) i really enjoyed this video and the chaotic content of it
2022 phil content is just pure unfiltered chaos and i'm loving it
the sim card came back for one final violation at the end there.
Has anyone noticed the pic at 9:23, and then he hit himself in the balls, the irony was too funny for me 😂😂
ultimate comfort video
i can’t believe phil put a cmbyn jumpscare in this video
hope you’re feeling better thanks for uploading 💕
these videos are genuinely so feel-good I love them
I want that LG TV Sonic meme
heya, so im actually having a pretty awful day, a book i ordered got delayed a fricking month and a half, and a bunch of small crappy stuff piled on top of that, but then you uploaded, thank you for added some sunshine to my day today☀️❤️
It’s quite a flex to take you the whole 6 hours for whatever that sound you made at 9:29 is for…
As a Waterparks fan....Awsten is 10/10.....Have A Good Day Philly!
DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE A WILD AWSTEN KNIGHT IN THIS VIDEO
i'm sure mr. awsten knight deserves better than a 6 🤨
the dan and phil to waterparks pipeline
whoever sent the awsten pic I love you
watching this terrified you've seen the drunk texts i sent with my friends at the pub when you first tweeted
i can only apologise
so happy to see that the golden pig has become a main character in the philverse !!
idk why but this made me anxious
3:00 the crossover no one asked for but actually needed !!!!
RIP to Phil's phone after these last two vids! :o
You might be the reason a child is called “philthor” 💀
Thank you Phil for always being so so awesome & funny! Hope you have a great weekend! 😊
4:27 okay but philonius kinda sounds like a cool middle name 😂
I needed this so bad today Phil. Thank you for uploading ☺️💕
I would watch entire seasons of this and be delighted about it
Phil and Awsten... I didn't see that coming 😅
6:17... PHil what the heck is a spanner T_T
Sincerely,
- An adult
Can’t believe he rated Awsten a 6 bc of KNOTS
BYE AWSTEN KNIGHT BEING 6/10 THATS SO FUNNY
i love the fact that people are texting you their shopping lists
honestly, thank you for the content you put out there. had my first genuine laugh in weeks. you're a very bright person, it's always a pleasure to watch your videos.
Lesson learned I guess. 👌
I never expected a Waterparks/Phil crossover lmao
wait this is crazy because not 5 mins ago i was like when is phil gonna upload the next vid of all the texts we sent him? i’m like a psychic