2b2t's Crafting Table Cult
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- Опубликовано: 24 янв 2020
- Today we uncover the mystery behind a group of players with complete and total dedication to one of the most famous blocks in Minecraft on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.
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Yes
damn
Ok dad
i want like
@@iLoveMyReligion here
I love how 2B2T is undergoing an apocalypse, and, out of sheer desperation, the inhabitants are worshipping Crafting Tables for salvation.
This is the best dystopia. Ever.
Apocalypse? I apologize but I'm not aware of this, are you talking about the possible map reset or something else?
h
@@chasebladesword1211 chunks becoming corrupt
Sounds like the machine cult.
No actually... the sever is slowly becoming corrupted because of the sheer size of everything
I'm just disappointed they didnt call themselves "knights of the square table"
that could be cool for a base name, thanks for the idea dude
@@thaqal4yn that might be a good name for the armed branch of the church "the holy knights of the square table", the crafting table equivalent of the swiss guard...
Knights of the crafting table
What about "Crusaders of the Holy Crafting table"
That’s perfect
"Hey want to grief a giant melon?"
"How far?"
"5 million blocks away"
"Okay im in"
Lol
Stolen but still good
Hey wanna blow up a single melon?
How far?
18 million blocks x and 27 million z
I’m in
Stolen joke
Very stolen
3:48 "The elected pope at the time, a player named ElongatedMuskrat"
I spat my drink
I was barely paying attention and when I heard it I was caught off guard lol
Same. And the fact that the actual Elon Musk being the leader of a minecraft cult is a realistic scenario only makes it better
Everyone got cybertrucks.
I was building a chest room and set it on fire... that’s how funny it was
Bruh got an Xbox generated name
I can only imagine that at some point someone in the cult needed to craft something while working on this, so they placed down a crafting table, and then immediately felt like a massive idiot.
That would be me
extra supplies
Building a giant crafting table,to craft something out of a crafting table and realize that your dumb and got kicked out
B.A.R.C.L.A.Y.
Jacob Kim
I'm starting to think this is the oldest anarchy server in minecraft....
OH, DO YA?!
I dunno... I'm not sure about that... He really hasn't told us how old The server is
SemelQ It’s like 8-9 years
yE its old, like 8 or 9 years old
I don't think he's mentioned it yet
Imagine playing one day on 2b2t and you see a valley of crafting tables and go to grief it and then get murdered by players that worship crafting tables
(BRUH)
[A cabin is built]
Griefers 1 billion blocks away: "My griefing sense is tingling."
"My griefer tingle has activated REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
I mean, the crafting table is pretty important.
Imagine how many blocks would be exclusive to creative mode if it weren’t for the crafting table.
Praise be
I mean, literally everything.
All hail crafting table
“I used the block to create the block”
We would be back in the classic ages
“The elected Pope at the time, a player named Elongated Muskrat …” Oh boy, this sure is the weirdest timeline.
Yeah lol
It's funny cause i know the dude too. Was friends with him before he became involved in this
@@CommieComrade69 really?
@@grain2247 Yeah. Intresting enough we played bedrock anarchy before he moved to Java XD
@Justin Mcwilliams Bro, no way! 😱
@@CommieComrade69 that's cool
I really Gotta stop watching this, Last Night I dreamt about Spawning on Spawn in 2b2t, that Shit was Scary
A Sad Dovah That’s one of the most scariest shit I’ve heard recently lmao
@@pasta7697 I Had To Dig a Hole, But The Hacks of Everyone else were Leading them To me (I was Vanilla Basically) it was one Of those "You Can Run, but You Can Hide" sort Of dreams... I Never Made it out. I've never played on 2b2t but I Don't Want to Anymore 😅
I Woke Up when they Killed Me:( I basically Jumped😂
@@silentscales8631 Can't*
lol same- i remember popbob was hunting me that time
If this server was a state, it would be Florida
I can see the headlines now
2B2T man creates democratic cult from a joke
"2b2t man "ElongatedMuskrat" is dubbed pope of cult starting from joke"
Ohio*
Say the line bart!
“The oldest anarchy server in minecraft...”
“YAYYYYY”
Drinking game:
Drink a shot every time he says that line
I actually just watched that episode and I get the joke
@@sea7551 do you want to DIE?!?!
@@sea7551 a very weird way of saying 'you wanna die'
Minecrahhft
"A player named ElongatedMuskrat"
almost as good as GeorgeBush420
A play on Elon musk
The meme is old, but if it got a laugh outta you that's all that matters.
elon musk sama tho🤔
@@rest.jailbreak ofc the weeb points that out.
Satō Matsuzaka ikr I thought the same thing
"The most Iconic block in all of Minecraft"
*Angry grass block noises*
People really walk all over grass
but crafting table explains what minecraft is about, and maybe everyone will agree that
@@seankrkovich2869 Take my like and never speak to me again
One of
*Angy air block noises*
Them: Do you use crafting tables?
Everyone: Yeah, obviously.
Them: Well then, welcome to the cult.
Notch: We added crafting tables!
Fit: "What if I told you, the greatest anarchy server in minecra-
What if we had... UNcrafting table
What if we had..... cursed table?
It was never added because it came with the first version
Or atleast i think
@@TENSE1983videos the first version came with placeable cobblestone and you could only play in a flat grass forever world
I randomly found this in the comment section so don’t blame me. But it’s hilarious so I gave it a like
“Why would a bunch of adults want to worship a block in Minecraft?”
I think the real question is “Why _wouldn’t_ a bunch of adults want to worship a block in Minecraft?”
You're probably one of the adults lol
bc real life kinda sucks
I prefer destroying trees
Literally less than 5 people in the entire cult (out of well over 1k) are over 20... we aren’t a bunch of adults.
サイレントボイス because I’m in it lmao
“Bro wanna break a 5-block wide base?”
“Dunno how far away is it? Not going if it’s too close cause it wastes my TiMe”
“382 billion blocks away through 62 different dimensions and 1572 FBI databases”
“Sure let’s do this”
I started this accidentally with my friend while they were at my house, I have nothing to do with 2b2t, but I was playing on the xbox one edition, (very long time ago) and I accidentally made a stack of crafting tables instead of just one, so I made a crafting table temple, after that every world I played had a crafting table temple before I even had a base, it's still going to this day.
You misclicked Y button?
@@shieldde6209 porbs
p o r b s
p o r b s
p o r b s
Fit: Why would a bunch of grown men want to do this?
Me, in my head: *SHEER ABSOLUTE BOREDOM*
AYYYEEE I GET THE REFERENCE
Jambalaya
He-ll-oooo...May I speak?
I've lacked inspiration for decades
*faint 1920’s clapping is played*
*2020: Crafting Table Cult*
*2021: Bookshelf Brotherhood*
EL Dinamita 2022: the Furnace’s Witnesses
L’Empire méchant Pas gentil 2023 : *_Enchanting table’s Religion_*
Grassy YT The Fallen Terror 2024: The Grass Block Guild
*2022: The Furnace Crusade*
Furnace Fighter
Why does Fit always seem like he’s the traveling sage that experiences and documents the history of this server? It’s always very fun to watch.
That’s because he is
@@gnk-seriespowerdroid4405 I'm from the future to tell you this
This aged well...
wdym
@@Janetalia um they griefed this place
@@navanithkrishnan7177 it’s 2B2T, they what don’t they grief
You understand if you play 2b2t
@@primalsoulfarcry9251 you're especially gonna get griefed if ur in the open
Fit: Why would any grown human want to worship a crafting table in minecraft?
Also Fit: Has a channel dedicated to the oldest anarchy server in minecraft.
1/4 million views already. wonder why he does it 🤔🤔🤔
+Game_ Zone. At least it's about the server as a whole and not one block in the game.
@@killman369547 yeah
People with flint and steel be like-
Crafting tables aren't flammable HAHA
But you can't burn crafting table
nice one, but crafting tables cant be burned ;)
@@bluedemontr-whisperofwind-2296 true but they can be blown up with TNT and how do you ignite a TNT
...they can?
"why would a bunch of grown adults" *gonna stop you there chief*
9 seconds, a new record of how long it took him to say "the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft."
There are a few times where he immediately said it but i don't remember which are the vids' names
"What's your religion?"
"... It's complicated."
I'm interested
I Bet The Religion Is Called "Crafting Table"
James Dorling found the american
Watermelons.
jesseboy347 strang you didn’t get that reference
"Players that travel millions of blocks out... just to blow up a cabin." I didn't think anybody would be so determined to destroy like 7 planks.
@Dreroyce I'm interested
@Dreroyce pray do tell
Ever heard of point Nemo?
@Dreroyce tell us
Oh yeah an etika monument, some one traveled 8 hours to destroy, it wasn't even grand
I think most of the "grown adults" are just 12-year-olds wanting to a meme.
hey i think you should update your pfp
@sad ranboob it is!!! but yknow... lmanburg go boom
@mary in my time right now well there's a comment above this one that says "This aged well.." and considering you told what happened to British people burg the comment above is accurately related to L'manburg.
and thus from l'manburg then the toture of a child having his stuff also go boom boom cuz adult man who's literally the owner of the entire server
-Fitmc pops out of her mother
-his first words
-The oldest anarchy server in minecraft
Crafting table: *exists*
Crafting table cult: “we could make a religion out of this”
Ah yes, you watched the history of the world I guess
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER
@@Sndo9x not anymore there's a blanket
no, don't
AlexLXPG too late
At first, I wanted to burn the crafting table valley.
Now, I want to join the cult
lol
When you realize crafting table can't burn by fire even lava
@@38.rizqullaharrafipasya33 they cant?
@@improvingguitarist1595 yup i already test about this
Me 2
_"We could make a religion outta this."_
Well, we already did, Buddy.
No dont
Bill wurtz intensifies
Lmao
@@SquidsINCIsABadRUclipsr the sun is a deadly lazar
@@noctuabird truer words have never been spoken
@@SquidsINCIsABadRUclipsr not anymore there’s a blanket
"buckle up, because it's a weird video today"
*Isn't everything about 2b2t weird?*
Can't wait for the crafting table crusade.
*crafting tables VS foornace fighters*
*Crafting tablers vs Watermelons*
2b2t bizarre adventure: crafting crusaders
*The crusade knows no bounds*
**holy music continues**
Real gamer tag: “ElonMusksama”
How Fit says it: “ElongatedMuskrat”
*Elongated Muskrat
Elongated Muskrat. Fit has seen a meme.
That's actually his Discord username, for those wondering.
kekles
Elongated Muskrat wow looks like we've got a funny boy in the chat hey comedian tell us how it feels to be a humour god
I remember in a Minecraft server me and my friends found what we called 'The valley of Dirt' where they had a dirt castle, woodland mansion, village, shrine and a church.
Me and my friend were actually inspired by the Crafting Table cult and the Furnace people. My friend built a giant crafting table in her survival Minecraft world and we both worked on covering a bunch of the terrain in furnaces. Making enough furnaces for even that relatively small patch of ground was a bit difficult. We figured out that deep slate could be used to craft furnaces, which made our jobs a little bit easier because previously I had dug out my own mine. I didn’t want all of the deep slate so my friend came by to pick it up in some shulker boxes. Because she was working on making her ravine stash look a little bit nicer. And deep slate is a really nice looking block that went well with the design she was going for. So we had a stash with a bunch of extra deep slate that we could use to make the furnace biome. When the furnace biome was finished, it was really funny. The only reason we started that particular project was to see if we could do it or not.
making a cult to crafting tables sounds like the thing I would do at 3am on my singleplayer world at the peak of my disassociating episode
Polybrow so i am not alone in that wow
fat mood
Mood af
Notch: I'm adding crafting tables!!!
2b2t: *bruh wtf is that*
Cult: *GOD*
Dude crafting tables have been in the beginning and how do you know jeb didn't make them
@@garfoofian8507 1: "in the beginning" there was no such godly entity as '𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚃𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚒'. only finite flat land and one block to place. and 2: papa ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙 was the one most involved in updates back then
@@misiumisiuMGH I'm pretty sure it was in the full release
@@siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079 lol
“We are going to get a tour of the valley of crafting tables”
The Tour: So we have crafting tables and thats it thank you for coming to my ted talk.
(Disclaimer: i mean no intentions of making fun of the valley in a rude way this is a joke)
"Welcome to crafting table valley. If you look to your right you see... crafting tables. If you look to your left you see... crafting tables"
“If you see here we have crafting table weapons and armour”
Ramdom person: lets worship crafting tables!
2b2's players: HELL YEA
I can just hear bill wurtz saying "You could make a religion out of this."
No don't
i love his vids
Miss bill wurtz?
@@tiko303 yes
TheKillOrder 303 if only he was still here :(
Hey. I’m blueshoes317, and I post the time stamp fit says “Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft” on each vid he uploads.
0:09
nice
👌
Not the hero we deserved, But the hero we needed
@Teroshki I salute your work soldier carry on
Thanks
If you use a crafting table, you are an unofficial member of the crafting table cult
I love how this guy makes people messing around in a Minecraft server all cinematic
Just imagine you log on and your base is destroyed.
*but there’s a massive crafting table there*
Dylsters *thats a w a r n i n g*
blessing in disguise
Live in the crafting table
O... Holy crafting table show me the enlightened way to the Garden of Table Eden
Its about sending that message
i just realised “ElongatedMuskrat” MUST mean Elon Musk in full lmao
😂
Or gated rat
"you're an idiot, brian"
his name is literally elonmusksama
Translation from Japanese honourable Elon musk
“Is people praising crafting tables a joke, OR IS IT SOMETHING MORE? HMMM”
Sorry I just can’t lmao
Fit: *posts about the crafting table valley and cult*
Griefers: *its free real estate*
“It’s gonna be a weird video today”
Previously on FitMC:
Slave Labor in Minecraft
Also previously: Donkey-based economy destruction and bed teleportation
Slaves is the only thing missing
@@Veriox22 there were slaves
@@Delicious_Oreoz but logic says that you cannot gain slaves since these slaves can just log off
@@Veriox22 oh boy you should read up Eve Online shenanigans then
"Similar to other groups building their logo at spawn" so that explains all the Swastikas.
Holy shit
why the hell is this so funny
It just is.
@@realwhigmaster think for a second,the swastikas represents what right now
@@perturabo149 _hrrm_
2b2t players realizing that the crafting table meme is a smex joke:
Oh no.
Yeah, RIP them
It is?
Yeah so, pretty sure nobody has any idea what you're talking about.
Care to explain?
@@ChaotiX1 It’s a joke on Dream SMP, bit dead now.
Yoo i love you'r videos keep it up!
Crafting Pope Craftia the XVII, "hey what's the recipe for tripwire hook?"
*holy music stops*
*recipe book rises from the ground, covered in flames*
T.K.O *recipe book slaps him in the face so hard he dies*
F
FitMC: _reads sign_
The thing that gives coordinates by signs: write that down
Valley being un-crafted in 3... 2... 1...
He already showed it being a few hundred blocks from the valley of wheat
looooooooool
@@wojciechkowalski8061 this reply is better than the comment itself
nice pfp lmao
So um, have they heard of the Crafting Table Meme yet?
on the Dream SMP? yes.
"Hey, Wanna grief a small cabin?
"What's its coords?"
"3364350, 70, 8365837"
"Ok, I'm in"
"Anakin, my allegiance is to the crafting table, to DEMOCRACY!"
"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."
@@davidt.3860 Anakin the furnace is evil
@@Rhino-Prime "from my point of view, the crafting table is evil!"
@@davidt.3860 I will do what I must
@@Rhino-Prime you will try...
"I was guided through the lands of crafting tables by a pope that calls himself Elon musk-sama that looks like Guts from berserk'" yup that's a proper sentence now
did you have or use hacks?
Did he realy say that
Most 2b2t players have “hacked clients” so probably.
I honestly think that one of the members of the cult was the creator of the minecraft horror game "A craft of mine" (a minecraft horror game about your uncle,who works at Mojang,going missing,then starting a cult about the crafting table).
I think I've watched most of your videos at least two three times You're really really good at this.
I feel like “why would grown adults do that?” Is the entire history of 2B2T
minecraft table: exists
2b2t players: "we could make a religion out of this"
-an awesome channel
bill wurtz bill wurtz bill wurtz bill wurtz bill wurtz bill wurtz bill wurtz
Bill da cool adult Wurtz
“ we can make a religio- no don’t”
Bill wurtz
Wait no
Crafting Table, CT, CT=communication technology, communication technology is RUclips, FitMc is on RUclips, FitMc is apart of the crafting table cult
THANK YOU FitMC for your videos, without them I would never uncover the craziness that is happening and happened on this server xD
"A group that had started as a joke, was now being recognized"
Sounds like the pastafarian religion but Minecraft.
Strain your strands
Yeah, if people actually “recognized” it 😂 pasta is still a joke
@@billtalker3843 you wouldn't believe that marriage under pastafarian religion is starting to be recognized in a few places
He said that right as I saw this comment. Wow.
@@billtalker3843 Satanism at least can actually do legal stuff now
Someone should troll them and put a furnace in their valley.
Begin furnace cult
You realize the valley was nuked a week ago right
Long schlong the corruptions were exaggerated and largely fixed within a day fit made his video. They were just a drive issue. Even if the world was corrupting, it’s not like there are many backups of the world.
No don't
For a second there, as Long Schlong said that, the terraria part of my brain kicked in.
One important aspect of this build is that the crafting table is not a storage block. Otherwise, the members would have chest-banned (or crafting table banned?) themselves long before the valley got completed.
Any skeppy viewers? This didn't age well.
Yeah, stepping on crafting tables....
it started when sapnap doing something dirty while george is standing on the crafting table and bad did the same thing to skeppy
but do you watch Dream SMP?
Everytime fit says "The oldest anarchy server in minecraft" his beard grows 1 inch thicker
the thickest anarchy beard in minecraft
Yes
Inch...thicker?
And his head becomes 2x shinier
His beard gonna be bigger than santa clause in the next 3 videos
"No one expects the Crafting Table inquisition!"
"No one expects the Crafting Table inquisition twice!"
@@headedhornet30 and thrice!!!
Is this an Hellsing quote ? Bravo
I exhaled air
I heard my cat fart
Nowadays seeing the word *crafting table* makes a certain stan community going- I PRETEND I DO NOT SEE IT 👀
i was looking for this comment lmao
haha me too! Eventually I didn’t feel like scrolling Xp
"Why would a group of grown adults want to worship a block in Minecraft?" The world we live in.
Fit: Literally sees a concentration camp
Also Fit: BEAUTIFUL RUINS TO LOOK AT
@Aidan Penaherrera what kind
@AmericanIdiot the nazi kind
@Pintu Kayu because it was a joke. That's why. Sorry, I have to ruin the joke.
Dream has started a trend among RUclipsrs that include the quote
"According to RUclips statistics, a lot of you aren't subscribed yet"
it's actually pretty smart too. Dream specifically seemed to get consistent unsubscribed viewers from the recommended section.
How long ago did he do it? Never watched him.
Dream is funny at least. That really is his whole gimmick do stupid mods and plugins for fun. Dreeaam DrEAM!!! *DREAM!!*
Favorite is still his parady minecraft youtuber cursed vid.
ur amazing ur content is AMAZING love it bro
Fit: "While it seems silly at first, there is actually a logical explanation, that makes totally sense!"
Me: "Insanity"
Fit: "Being recognized."
Me: "... nah, I stick with insanity."
“Has players traveling millions of blocks out... JUST TO BLOW UP A CABIN” -My favorite line!
It was actually Fit’s fishing cabin. Someone used a lightning game mechanic to find loaded chunks, and that person found the area where some loaded chunks were far away. It turns out it was just a cabin.
Azuri Respicio Nobody is talking about how they declared war on trees I was dying at that line
The crafting table allows you to summon items out of thin air. i want in.
You have to make a certain sacrifice first
@@ashertlloyd8234 2 diamonds and a stick.
@@ashertlloyd8234 some sticks and strings and BOOM, gun
Fit this is the first video I saw of you and you are awesome
Seeing a crafting table NOW hits different-
😂
I imagine aliens trying to understand wtf is going on in this vid
Imagine aliens already in crafting table cult
@@RomanCEO I like your imagine btr
@@RomanCEO shh....
Aliens: so lemme get this straight, u worship a fictional block on this game you call 'minemake' or whatever, and you...uh... have a functioning system with a Pope as your leader?
Oh, and you also spent hundreds of hour building this valley for a block, that you know can and gonna be destroyed?
you know what? Thats it, Im not gonna question it..
@@Fisinoceanbut hey, you do what you want with life, there's no point without a want
“Why would a bunch of grown adults want to worship a block in Minecraft?”
*MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING*
For some reason the Videos on this channel come across as like actual history and travel Videos but then i remember it's a Block game and it becomes so fascinating i cant look away lmao
“Why would a bunch of grown adults want to worship a block in Minecraft?”
yes
*starts video*
Me: come onnn say itttt
FitMC: "The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft."
Me: yeeeEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Can someone explain this to me, I see this comment everywhere but have no idea what it means
@@ReeceTsang 0:09
Really? I hate it so much when he says that, I just have to skip the first ten seconds.
@@ermguitar2052 >:(
@@ermguitar2052 >:(
*LITERALLY EVERY RUclipsR*
"I SEE THAT ONLY A QUARTER OF MY SUBS ARE MY VIEWS"
It's because we're browsing recommended.
@David Humes It also shows a disconnect between the author and viewers, we're not machines for their view count we're people!
"Also dont forget to hit the bell to get notifications.."
NO.
Idgaf if a content creater wants more attention for his work. I'm just saying nobody browses their subscriptions we all browse the recommended and use the subscribe button like a top tier like button.
You should probably subscribe to people you enjoy, then they are usually in your recommended. It’s not that complicated.
thickzipper yes. I swear if I hear that one more time I’ll just stop watching. It’s so annoying.
"why?Why would a bunch of grown adults wanna worship a block in minecraft?"
that's a pretty strong word for someone like you fit
FitMC is basically a war reporter, but for 2b2t. I would love if this turned into a daily/weekly 2b2t news
"I bet they're crafty"
Fit, when was the baby born, I never knew you were a father
My kids: “So Dad, What are you most known for?”
Me: *well I can explain*
Its cool to see your point of view. I hve a totally diffrant bieng on the cult.
i love the music you chose its narshe from ff3 for snes. Its my favoirte game of all time. Good times in my life during that game.
"5 years later"
The cult of dark prismarine
That actually sounds kinda cool though.
@@alternativered2568 but it's imposible
Makes alot more sense, it's a great block
yes
@@Fizz-Q why?
Nobody:
FitMC: *2b2t history and bad puns*
Fit: makes a video about a 2b2t area
A random 2b2t player: it's free real estate