I bought rhe vessi shoes because of Simon. When we got the remnants of hurricane Ian, I was in it pushing carts and the shoes kept my feet dryer than the rain jacket kept the rest of me. I was soaked everywhere but my feet.
One question about Vessis that I haven't seen mentioned is durability. Especially of the sole. I tend to buy shoes that run 1/2 the price of the discounted price for these and hold onto them for a long time! I DON'T mind paying more for the waterproofing and other features, but they would HAVE to last! I don't buy new shoes often, but I happen to be in the market for some! Lol
@@FenrirKyuubi every child murderer for instance. Completely agree with him as well. I'd be quite happy to be the guy who has to do it. I'll feel zero guilt.
Actually, I think she should give up the fight. Some people just don’t WANT pets, for various reasons. This has been around for a while with Simon. And I SERIOUSLY think he DOES NOT wants them. And that’s ok too! I’m on Simon’s side on this. I’ve had a hundred pets. But if he doesn’t want them, he doesn’t WANT them. They’re work, they can be dirty, they’re demanding. An unending child.
On my next vacation I’m going to go to Prague and just walk around the city during the morning and afternoon and see if I can find simons office by listening for the sound of him yelling while filming brain blaze that day
Isn't any state not in the northeast west coast or Chicago a bit yeehaw? I mean I guess any state with a lot of rural areas is bound to be a bit backwards.
I have written my senator twice requesting permission to own and fly an A10 Warthog and a cannon. I've spoken to her face-to-face dozens of times over the years and she once referenced me as "one of those crazies" to my face without knowing it was I whom she was telling the story of. Glorious moment for me.
That's because the only two kinds of Republican politician to still exist in the party is those who genuinely believe in their craziness, and those only pretending to do so for the votes.
If you miss the introductions bring them back, make them long again. Danny's long winded funny ass introductions are my favourite thing, F**k it make the episode 10 minutes longer i Love it!
True. When one of my uncles retired he sold his house and bought a $350k RV with dual sliders and canopies and a grille. They rented a space in FL and another in VA and spent the next decade driving between the two visiting their grandkids a week at a time between wandering wherever they wanted. The modern equivalent would probably be around $500k.
“Camping is how Americans cosplay as the homeless” 😂😂 My Mexican-American family absolutely DOES NOT camp!!! We grew up poor!!! My childhood was ‘camp’ like 😂…why would I want to repeat that experience 😅.
My sister once had a squirrel problem in a flat she was living in at the time, apparently they make quite the bang when 240 volts goes across their teeth having chomped through a ring main... :P
Lol! A rat did that in my wall. BANG!!! I almost had a heart attack! Then when we opened the drywall to fix it, my cat decided to jump in and investigate... Then I realised I now had a dead rat _and_ a live cat in my wall and I felt like Charlie Kelly.
Haven't watched Business Blaze (it'll always be Business Blaze to me!) in a while since I switched accounts (and I've been binging Casual Criminalist anyway. You're becoming a RUclips Legend, Simon!). It's sooo refreshing. Danny's such a great writer. People don't realize how much flavour Sam adds. A wonderful production. (Can you get the SW sign fixed or re-made? I'm sure neon work isn't cheap but the set still feels a little empty without it! )
well Simon in my state there was a sheriff who had a prison named after him. Four years later he was caught selling Meth for gay sex. And now we have a law that says you have to die before a prison can be named after you. The prison has a new name as well.
I was in a terrible crash last December. My right arm was so cut up that first responders originally incorrectly thought I had a compound fracture from where the passenger side had been caved in to the point that the glass from the window cut my arm up. But I had airbags, and most importantly I was wearing my seat belt. That crash could have easily been fatal, but I walked away with some stitches in my arm and a huge bruise on my lower belly from where the seat belt restrained me. It hurt for a while, and the first day I even needed help to get out of bed, but I was able to return to work in a month. But I think if the bruise from the seatbelt was bad enough to put me down for a month, how much worse would it have been without it? Broken bones, or worse? I'm glad I didn't have to find out as are my loved ones. Always wear your seatbelt. You never know when your trip a mile down the road to pick up some fast food could end with you getting slammed by a careless super speeder.
We pronounce it "pahsty" and spell it "pastie" here in my corner of Down Under. Not sure about the rest of the country. But, of course...we're almost as bad at vowel-mangling as the Yanks. 😉
@@ComaDaveHere in the US, pasty (rhymes with nasty) is the edible and pastie (rhymes with hasty) is something else entirely and is often associated with strippers.
I've been waiting anxiously for the day Simon talked about my home state of West Virginia, lol. And to answer your question, Simon, yes, we're very "yeehaw." :)
Chicago native here. The garbage carts have been hard plastic for decades. The problem with the chewing wasn't squirrels but actual rats. The Chicago rat problem is HUGE and something city officials do not like to admit or talk about. Squirrels are smart enough to just pull open the lid and jump inside. I personally witnessed actual rats gnawing into cans on multiple occasions. Also, Cal-Sag is an abbreviation for Calumet-Saganashkee. See why it's abbreviated? lol
Yup, when he read that part I thought 'Rats, not squirrels.' And honestly, even rats aren't quite the superpower gnawers that so many people think. Sure, once they get a hole started it's all downhill, but the way their incisors are angled the 'starting' part is the problem. A sheer flat side or thick corner is a no-go, and that's how the dumpsters are made. But damage inflicted by powerful trash truck grabber arms, operated by poorly trained or careless workers, that would be a great hole-starter for rats. And think about it: there's nothing about the geographic location of Chicago that should make it extra supportive of a high rat population, in fact the bitter cold winters should make it a lot tougher than (say) Houston or New Orleans. Anywhere there's a "rat problem" it's really a people problem.
There was a squirrel getting into my grandma's bird feeders so my grandfather shot it and nailed its tail to the barn as a warning to the other squirrels. Also their power went out one day and when the utility guy came he found a fried squirrel next to the power lines. Said it was the third one that day lol.
The first four seconds would be great for a 'Simon Whistler - Out of Context' compilation, just like his bizarre John Denver impression around 13:42. I'd like to see this become a series, like those Darwin award videos from a couple of years ago.
@@onemorechris It's been weeks since I last saw any signs of civilisation beyond the thousands of Simons that make up the landscape as far as the eye can see.
Cool! Simon doesn't have to eat boots on TV and gross out a small fraction of the audience to the point where they have to say something and point it out where everybody notices.😂 We still love you Magic Spoon.
Here’s a fun fact for you: the number of people who have died because of squirrels (e.g. rabies-infected bites, chewing on electrical wiring, etc.) is far greater than the number of people who have been killed by coyotes. For anyone wondering, coyotes have killed a total of 2 people throughout all of human history, meanwhile squirrels chewing through electrical wiring, causing fires in the process, is a fairly common thing.
Gonna say, as a suggestion, Anne of Cleves (I think) not recognizing Henry VIII when he made an entrance to see her. He abruptly left, re-entered and told her who he was.
Raw milk is definitely legal and available in the uk. It used to be called TT milk, meaning tuberculin tested. I wrote a paper on it when I was at nursing college. The overall data showed risk to be very low for tested herds only increasing with more intensive husbandry.
When I was around 17 years old I went to the California state Capitol building. My older sister was having a great time playing with the cute squirrels. Until one attacked her, biting and scratching her arm all up
I'm assuming what Danny meant by natural disasters being manmade is cases of shoddy construction and/or poorly thought out land use making things worse.
That intro... immediately made me think of the dad in Get Out going off about deer lol. Up next on Casual Criminalist, The Fact Boy Killer? Or it reminds me of my dad who keeps a BB gun by the door to the deck that he uses on the squirrels that dig up my mom's garden lol.
Amusingly enough, there are fully automatic weapons associations in the US. It is a very expensive hobby, comes with a truck load of regulations (other than for reular guns) and the guys more often than not actually promote stricter gun laws, especially concerning obtaining guns (as in "like we have to adhere to, since it makes little difference if you are killed by one bullet or twentyfive").
Yes, Simon, West Virginia is the "mother church" of hillbillies. While many are such, W. Virginia is where it pretty much comes from. Tough independent folks, but they get a little backwards at times. Course, I'm no better here in Tennessee. LoL. Case of the pot calling the kettle black. LoL. Cheers from Tennessee.
COUNTRY ROADS by John Denver Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads All my memories gather 'round her Miner's lady, stranger to blue water Dark and dusty, painted on the sky Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me The radio reminds me of my home far away Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin' That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads Take me home, (down) country roads Take me home, (down) country roads
Love the intro TangentBoi, you, me and Al Murray agree that squirrels are tossers! C'mon Danny, do what the Blazeheads want and reintroduce the Danny special intros again. The rest of the writers and editors locked in the Blazement will elect you their one true prophet Sam nailed it with the Simon the dog hater meme 👌👌
I want a rocket launcher to take care of the squirrels who eat all the peaches off my tree. Actually the squirrels are cute and a bee bee gun would probably chase them pretty well.
"take me home, country roads, to the place, I belong, VEST VERGINIA, country momma, take me home, country roads" - you're looking for the song "country roads" simon xD
I'd love to see Danny read one of these WITH Simon. Like sitting side by side and eventually it turns into them just having a beer and ripping on each other and talking shop and having a laugh.
I don’t know where that guy got his milk, but I have goats, and I drink their milk raw all the time. With proper attention to sanitation and storage, it is no more dangerous than pasteurized milk.
"I drink their milk raw all the time." The issue with your thinking is not accounting for the body/gut bacteria building a tolerance over time. The politician mentioned also was just doing it as a political stunt, hence how they didn't think about what he was doing was illegal (and turning other politicians complicit), so he was likely inexperienced w/unpasteurized milks' sanitation/storage requirements. So ignorance of those details + no tolerance built up = bad time.
@@Vaeldarg I did not “build up a tolerance over time”, I have never gotten even mildly ill from drinking my goats milk. Nor has anyone of my friends or family who have tried it. The idea that raw milk is full of contaminants dates from the early days of industrialized dairy prior to the pure food laws when unscrupulous producers were putting all kinds of adulterants into milk. With modern sanitation practices bacterial contamination is no more of a hazard than with any other food, like salad greens and meat.
@@anna9072 Why do you think pasteurization was developed in the first place? A lot of people died regularly to food-borne illness and so ways to decrease those stats were looked for. Some have allergies, some can't eat/drink anything in certain countries without being confined to the bathroom. What works for your local community isn't going to be applicable to the entire country.
@@Vaeldarg pasteurization is mainly to address contamination that occurs between milking and bottling, it is very rare to have pathological bacteria in the milk as it comes from the animal. Yes a lot of people died due to the absence of sanitation procedures and poor hygiene. But that can be said for pretty much all food products. And food intolerances and allergies have absolutely nothing to do with the issue, first of all, allergic reactions to milk are more common in pasteurized milk than unpasteurized, and secondly, if we banned everything that everyone couldn’t eat there’d be practically nothing on the grocery shelves. People are allergic to peanuts, peanuts are still freely available. If you don’t feel comfortable drinking raw milk, don’t do it. I just don’t think it’s reasonable to forbid me from doing so because you don’t.
@@Vaeldarg Very accurate points. My mom traveled to Morocco in college (we're American). Her and her friend went to a restaurant. When they spoke to the server, he picked up the silverware and put it into boiling water infront of them. Because naturally they would have gotten sick. When my mom was younger her sisters and dad got sick from eating fruit salad in Mexico. People from America and Europe are relatively privileged with the access to safe running water, sewers and inspected food. America is screwed up a lot, but at least the government as tried to protect people from making ill advised choices.
I've loved every one of Simon's channels that I've watched so far. Just found this one, and it'll be no exception. I just have one question: Smokeables, edibles, or snortables? I mean, there's an _animated_ presentation style, and then there's ... this. But whatever it is, I'm enjoying it hugely.
The 2nd Amendment limits the government ability to tell citizens what "arms" they can own. Americans can own machineguns and grenade launchers it requires it be legal in your state, paying a fee called a "tax stamp", passing a federal background check and the ability to afford extremely expensive (class 3) firearms. There has only been one crime committed with a legally owned machinegun in America since 1934, a bank robbery. Legally owned machineguns aren't an issue in America.
We lived near a farm when I was growing up and would often get big jars of raw milk from the farm. You'd shake the cream back into it before pouring. So delicious. Whole milk from the grocery store is almost water by comparison, and skim milk is totally undrinkable.
I GET IT NOW, Simon’s distaste for dogs is ACTUALLY because he’s a *secret squirrel sympathizer* 😂😂 And as we all know, dogs are infamous squirrel chasers
12:00 raw milk isn't "impure" in itself but it's a liquid full of sugar and nutrients that is a breeding ground for bacterias, so it's absolutely awful to store. My grandparents had a farm in the middle of nowhere and we used to drink raw milk freshly drawn in the morning and no one got sick because of it. My grandpa made butter also with the rest and to this day it's the best one I ever ate. Same couldn't be said about the water supply, my sister was constantly sick because of it. Turns out putting a canalisation to some random stream in the mountain is not the safest thing if you don't have military grade intestinal bacteria.
Clicked on this video by accident without noticing and got the scare of my life hearing your voice out of nowhere angrily screaming about squirrels 😂 thanks Simon
Fortunately, I have well insulated walls, otherwise my neighbors would've just randomly heard Fact-Boi here screaming "THEY'RE WANKERS!" randomly at 10:30pm on a Wednesday night 🤣🤣🤣
Raw milk is probably a habitual thing, we always had it straight from the cows at grandma`s farm and were fine afterwards. But I`m from central Europe, so it`s probably my barbarian metabolism speaking. Great show as usual.
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"God hates me."
"Hate him back. Works for me."
"I have worn nothing but Vessis for two years."
~Simon "Fact Boi" Whistler
26th October, 2022
Simon don't be a wanker we need DTU March 8 1994 Michigan
I bought rhe vessi shoes because of Simon. When we got the remnants of hurricane Ian, I was in it pushing carts and the shoes kept my feet dryer than the rain jacket kept the rest of me. I was soaked everywhere but my feet.
One question about Vessis that I haven't seen mentioned is durability. Especially of the sole. I tend to buy shoes that run 1/2 the price of the discounted price for these and hold onto them for a long time! I DON'T mind paying more for the waterproofing and other features, but they would HAVE to last! I don't buy new shoes often, but I happen to be in the market for some! Lol
Simon on BB: "I don't wish death on anyone"
Simon on CC: "KILL EM ALL"
Simon definitely wished death on Pete the Vampire at least once
Yeah came to say this myself
Simon “I don’t wish death on anyone, I don’t think”
Everyone who watches Casual Criminalist “Well that’s a lie.”
@@FenrirKyuubi every child murderer for instance. Completely agree with him as well. I'd be quite happy to be the guy who has to do it. I'll feel zero guilt.
Also Simon on BB "Strap him to the chair!"
@@bayoubilly5176 Right there with ya, allegedly
I cannot wait until Simon's wife gets them a dog and Simon who is one of those 'I don't want any pets' guys turns into 'this pet is my child' guys.
I'm thinking golden retriever...similar attention span and energy level.
it'll be as hard a change of heart as the 'death penalty averse' Simon to "shank 'im in the prison shower' Simon
Actually, I think she should give up the fight. Some people just don’t WANT pets, for various reasons. This has been around for a while with Simon. And I SERIOUSLY think he DOES NOT wants them. And that’s ok too! I’m on Simon’s side on this. I’ve had a hundred pets. But if he doesn’t want them, he doesn’t WANT them. They’re work, they can be dirty, they’re demanding. An unending child.
With as much as Simon works I don't think it'll be like his child, it'll be her lover.
Either that or O'l Poochy take a tumble to the depths of the Blazement, and gets "invited" to an alleged Danny Salter Bb-Q.
Simon: Why are the introductions so long?
Danny: I know what the people want
I know the brain blaze is going to be good when the opening credit is simon yelling something absurd lol
No no...he's right. Squirrels are wankers. With their big beady eyes, stupid twitchy noses...grrrr....
On my next vacation I’m going to go to Prague and just walk around the city during the morning and afternoon and see if I can find simons office by listening for the sound of him yelling while filming brain blaze that day
😂 in all seriousness stalking is not cool. But the idea of being in Prague and just hearing a random Brit shouting in an office makes me laugh!
@@terryenby2304 Wait, hold on ther! Stalking isn't cool? When did this happen? 🤔 No one told me...🔭👀
@@terryenby2304 isn't stalking the entire premise of the music video of "Somebody That I Used to Know" by Gotye? Thought that made is cool again. 🤣
Most Brilliant!
Just start shouting "they're wankers, all squirrels are wankers!"
SIMON: Is West Virginia a bit yee-haw?
ME: **cries in banjo**
COUNTRYY ROAAADDDS, TAAKE ME HOOOMME!!
Isn't any state not in the northeast west coast or Chicago a bit yeehaw? I mean I guess any state with a lot of rural areas is bound to be a bit backwards.
Cheer up, at least you're not Alabama...
Simon now sits during Brain Blazes, because below the waist, Simon is only wearing Vessi shoes.
Allegedly
Stayed completely dry though.
But he's wearing 3!!
@Alle Warten Auf Das Licht geez, thanks for the mental image (dumb autocorrect) I didn't need! 🤦
No shealth underwear?
I thought it was because he smokes a big fat joint before "brain blaze"
Opener to the bad decision episode is Danny not writing an intro.
I see what you did there, Legend.
Scam alert!
I have written my senator twice requesting permission to own and fly an A10 Warthog and a cannon. I've spoken to her face-to-face dozens of times over the years and she once referenced me as "one of those crazies" to my face without knowing it was I whom she was telling the story of. Glorious moment for me.
That's because the only two kinds of Republican politician to still exist in the party is those who genuinely believe in their craziness, and those only pretending to do so for the votes.
xD I can't tell if this is real or not. Could be, lol
well..? did you manage to get permission to acquire a Warthog and cannon? Inquiring minds need to know
Which senator?
Shoulda joined the Air Force. Or the Marines...do they fly those in the Marines?
"I don't wish death on anyone" - Simon
**me a Casual Criminalist enthusiast**
That's a f***ing lie 🙄
HAHAHAHAHA Truth!! This is hilarious!
I snorted so hard when Simon tried to sing Country Roads.
I wanted to laugh but it gave me an aneurysm instead
Can you actually call that singing? Thought it was just Simon yelling rubbish again.
Same. It's one of my favourite songs
Is that the coke game? (Every time you hear country roads you do a line.)
If you miss the introductions bring them back, make them long again.
Danny's long winded funny ass introductions are my favourite thing, F**k it make the episode 10 minutes longer i Love it!
Simon preacher voice is so good. Probably his best accent
I needed the laugh from "Only All Dogs" today... Sam does it again.
Had me howling with laughter
We love Sam!
If Simone only knew that American "campers" probably means a million dollar mansion RV nicer than most houses
Nah, only old people 'camp' that way here.
True. When one of my uncles retired he sold his house and bought a $350k RV with dual sliders and canopies and a grille. They rented a space in FL and another in VA and spent the next decade driving between the two visiting their grandkids a week at a time between wandering wherever they wanted. The modern equivalent would probably be around $500k.
Camping is how Americans cosplay as the homeless
@@badluck5647 lmfao im calling camping that from now on
“Camping is how Americans cosplay as the homeless” 😂😂
My Mexican-American family absolutely DOES NOT camp!!! We grew up poor!!! My childhood was ‘camp’ like 😂…why would I want to repeat that experience 😅.
That pre title shouting about squirrels made me laugh for about 30 minutes!
I made the mistake of starting this video without a headset, the whole house heard Simon yelling they're wankers 😂
At least they now know you have good taste in RUclips channels.
“I don’t wish death on anybody” *clears throat* Pedro Lopez
Simon we've been over this. Danny eats the weird mushrooms in the basement and becomes another writer named Kevin #Mushroomgate
My sister once had a squirrel problem in a flat she was living in at the time, apparently they make quite the bang when 240 volts goes across their teeth having chomped through a ring main... :P
Lol! A rat did that in my wall. BANG!!! I almost had a heart attack! Then when we opened the drywall to fix it, my cat decided to jump in and investigate...
Then I realised I now had a dead rat _and_ a live cat in my wall and I felt like Charlie Kelly.
I remember the pub squirrel pub story. And Simons wife calling Simon crazy for being amazed by squirrels in the park
Haven't watched Business Blaze (it'll always be Business Blaze to me!) in a while since I switched accounts (and I've been binging Casual Criminalist anyway. You're becoming a RUclips Legend, Simon!). It's sooo refreshing. Danny's such a great writer. People don't realize how much flavour Sam adds. A wonderful production. (Can you get the SW sign fixed or re-made? I'm sure neon work isn't cheap but the set still feels a little empty without it! )
well Simon in my state there was a sheriff who had a prison named after him. Four years later he was caught selling Meth for gay sex. And now we have a law that says you have to die before a prison can be named after you. The prison has a new name as well.
He had to sell meth to have gay sex? Are you sure he was doing it right?
Oh Simon, you joker! You had me me there for a moment with "UK"and "sensible" together in one sentence...
I was in a terrible crash last December. My right arm was so cut up that first responders originally incorrectly thought I had a compound fracture from where the passenger side had been caved in to the point that the glass from the window cut my arm up. But I had airbags, and most importantly I was wearing my seat belt. That crash could have easily been fatal, but I walked away with some stitches in my arm and a huge bruise on my lower belly from where the seat belt restrained me. It hurt for a while, and the first day I even needed help to get out of bed, but I was able to return to work in a month. But I think if the bruise from the seatbelt was bad enough to put me down for a month, how much worse would it have been without it? Broken bones, or worse? I'm glad I didn't have to find out as are my loved ones. Always wear your seatbelt. You never know when your trip a mile down the road to pick up some fast food could end with you getting slammed by a careless super speeder.
3:00 - Chapter 1 - Flood of gay tears
11:50 - Chapter 2 - The sound of moo sick
16:25 - Chapter 3 - Don't fuck with squirrels
20:15 - Chapter 4 - Florida woman decision backfires
Chapter 5 & 6?
Did your dealer give you bad cocaine or something? 😂
@@robertaviles8451 My bad, i was also indexing another video from the whistlerer
13:35 - West Virginia
Dying at Simon not realising that pasty and nasty rhyme in a northern accent! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We pronounce it "pahsty" and spell it "pastie" here in my corner of Down Under.
Not sure about the rest of the country.
But, of course...we're almost as bad at vowel-mangling as the Yanks. 😉
@@ComaDaveHere in the US, pasty (rhymes with nasty) is the edible and pastie (rhymes with hasty) is something else entirely and is often associated with strippers.
Not if theyre pronounced correctly….
Simon's relief that none of those opening statements were actually things Danny believed was quite palpable.
Simon saying Cornish “paaaahsty”instead of just “nasty” with a northern accent to make them rhyme 😂😂😂
Holy crap... Simon nailed "Joaquín"!!!!!!! A moment to remember xD
I know, right? I was gobsmacked.
I’m so proud of Simon. He’s growing up so fast. 🥺
I've been waiting anxiously for the day Simon talked about my home state of West Virginia, lol. And to answer your question, Simon, yes, we're very "yeehaw." :)
Chicago native here. The garbage carts have been hard plastic for decades. The problem with the chewing wasn't squirrels but actual rats. The Chicago rat problem is HUGE and something city officials do not like to admit or talk about. Squirrels are smart enough to just pull open the lid and jump inside. I personally witnessed actual rats gnawing into cans on multiple occasions. Also, Cal-Sag is an abbreviation for Calumet-Saganashkee. See why it's abbreviated? lol
Yup, when he read that part I thought 'Rats, not squirrels.' And honestly, even rats aren't quite the superpower gnawers that so many people think. Sure, once they get a hole started it's all downhill, but the way their incisors are angled the 'starting' part is the problem. A sheer flat side or thick corner is a no-go, and that's how the dumpsters are made. But damage inflicted by powerful trash truck grabber arms, operated by poorly trained or careless workers, that would be a great hole-starter for rats. And think about it: there's nothing about the geographic location of Chicago that should make it extra supportive of a high rat population, in fact the bitter cold winters should make it a lot tougher than (say) Houston or New Orleans. Anywhere there's a "rat problem" it's really a people problem.
There was a squirrel getting into my grandma's bird feeders so my grandfather shot it and nailed its tail to the barn as a warning to the other squirrels. Also their power went out one day and when the utility guy came he found a fried squirrel next to the power lines. Said it was the third one that day lol.
The first four seconds would be great for a 'Simon Whistler - Out of Context' compilation, just like his bizarre John Denver impression around 13:42.
I'd like to see this become a series, like those Darwin award videos from a couple of years ago.
But then again this entire channel is full of out of context episodes
I mean, the word "squirrel" is adorable and fun to say as it is, but the way Simon pronounces it ("squeeril") makes it even more damn cute. 😂
Brain Blaze Rules for Criminals:
*Don't blame dinosaurs for your crimes*
Just realized... I hear Simons voice more than anyone else.
for me, youtube only recommends Simon now lol
@@onemorechris It's been weeks since I last saw any signs of civilisation beyond the thousands of Simons that make up the landscape as far as the eye can see.
@@Erkle64 🤣 i thought i saw a new simon free horizon but it turned out to be the science of science fiction
Simon's ambition is to eventually even replace the voice in most of our heads.
Only those without an inner voice will be free!
My wife- Are you listening to him again??!
Cool! Simon doesn't have to eat boots on TV and gross out a small fraction of the audience to the point where they have to say something and point it out where everybody notices.😂
We still love you Magic Spoon.
Huh??
Here’s a fun fact for you: the number of people who have died because of squirrels (e.g. rabies-infected bites, chewing on electrical wiring, etc.) is far greater than the number of people who have been killed by coyotes. For anyone wondering, coyotes have killed a total of 2 people throughout all of human history, meanwhile squirrels chewing through electrical wiring, causing fires in the process, is a fairly common thing.
Simon: I don't wish death on anybody
Pedro Lopez: Am I a joke to you?
No, you are the stuff of his nightmares.
So glad that there was distinct labelling informing me what were vessis and what was Simons face. I got so confused in previous vessi sponsor segments
Gonna say, as a suggestion, Anne of Cleves (I think) not recognizing Henry VIII when he made an entrance to see her. He abruptly left, re-entered and told her who he was.
Great! Now I have that dang "West Virginia" song stuck in my brain. Thanks Simon!
I've had "We are Santa's elves" from Rudolph stuck in my head for a month.
Simon on Brain Blaze: I don't wish death on anyone
Simon on Casual Criminalist: Put him in the chair! Put him in the chair!
Raw milk is definitely legal and available in the uk. It used to be called TT milk, meaning tuberculin tested. I wrote a paper on it when I was at nursing college. The overall data showed risk to be very low for tested herds only increasing with more intensive husbandry.
When I was around 17 years old I went to the California state Capitol building.
My older sister was having a great time playing with the cute squirrels.
Until one attacked her, biting and scratching her arm all up
The dog bit just cracks me up. Savage!!
I'm assuming what Danny meant by natural disasters being manmade is cases of shoddy construction and/or poorly thought out land use making things worse.
"Is west Virginia a bit yeehaw?" 🤣😭 definitely
I'm glad Simon tells it like it is. Those squirrels really need to be put in their place. #AllSquirrelsAreWankers
That intro... immediately made me think of the dad in Get Out going off about deer lol. Up next on Casual Criminalist, The Fact Boy Killer?
Or it reminds me of my dad who keeps a BB gun by the door to the deck that he uses on the squirrels that dig up my mom's garden lol.
Amusingly enough, there are fully automatic weapons associations in the US. It is a very expensive hobby, comes with a truck load of regulations (other than for reular guns) and the guys more often than not actually promote stricter gun laws, especially concerning obtaining guns (as in "like we have to adhere to, since it makes little difference if you are killed by one bullet or twentyfive").
Simon: But squirrels are nice!
Me: *Raises eyebrow* Clearly you’ve never met a squirrel.
Yes, Simon, West Virginia is the "mother church" of hillbillies. While many are such, W. Virginia is where it pretty much comes from. Tough independent folks, but they get a little backwards at times. Course, I'm no better here in Tennessee. LoL. Case of the pot calling the kettle black. LoL. Cheers from Tennessee.
Simon attempting to sing a John Denver song was definitely not on my itinerary for today ...but I'm here for it.
Sam was on fire for this episode, absolutely top notch
I love that the production value has gone up a bit. The addition of the second camera is hella rad I’m all about it
COUNTRY ROADS by John Denver
Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, (down) country roads
Take me home, (down) country roads
I have been watching your other channel for years. I just found this one and it really shows your personality. I love it!!
Love the intro TangentBoi, you, me and Al Murray agree that squirrels are tossers!
C'mon Danny, do what the Blazeheads want and reintroduce the Danny special intros again. The rest of the writers and editors locked in the Blazement will elect you their one true prophet
Sam nailed it with the Simon the dog hater meme 👌👌
The "rambling" takes extra time that I often skip, but have to say; sometimes I really relate to it.
I want a rocket launcher to take care of the squirrels who eat all the peaches off my tree.
Actually the squirrels are cute and a bee bee gun would probably chase them pretty well.
BB guns work but only if you hit. They aren't an effective deterrent as a warning shot.
3:18
I have never been so happy to see a Brandon Lee Muligan clip in my life lol
Squirrels have chewed through 2 different fibre optic internet lines. Nasty buggers
Garbage can eaten through Garbage all over. Once made a starter nest in my attic. Gross animals
I just have to admit, that annotation that clarified the shoes and Simon's face. It was very helpful!
Jamie deserves a Stewie Rhodes Gun Safety Award.
"take me home, country roads, to the place, I belong, VEST VERGINIA, country momma, take me home, country roads"
- you're looking for the song "country roads" simon xD
I love Reverand Simon. Praise Jebus!
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Thanks for getting it stuck in my head, lol
Opening segment I knew this is going to be good
I'd love to see Danny read one of these WITH Simon. Like sitting side by side and eventually it turns into them just having a beer and ripping on each other and talking shop and having a laugh.
I don’t know where that guy got his milk, but I have goats, and I drink their milk raw all the time. With proper attention to sanitation and storage, it is no more dangerous than pasteurized milk.
"I drink their milk raw all the time." The issue with your thinking is not accounting for the body/gut bacteria building a tolerance over time. The politician mentioned also was just doing it as a political stunt, hence how they didn't think about what he was doing was illegal (and turning other politicians complicit), so he was likely inexperienced w/unpasteurized milks' sanitation/storage requirements. So ignorance of those details + no tolerance built up = bad time.
@@Vaeldarg I did not “build up a tolerance over time”, I have never gotten even mildly ill from drinking my goats milk. Nor has anyone of my friends or family who have tried it. The idea that raw milk is full of contaminants dates from the early days of industrialized dairy prior to the pure food laws when unscrupulous producers were putting all kinds of adulterants into milk. With modern sanitation practices bacterial contamination is no more of a hazard than with any other food, like salad greens and meat.
@@anna9072 Why do you think pasteurization was developed in the first place? A lot of people died regularly to food-borne illness and so ways to decrease those stats were looked for. Some have allergies, some can't eat/drink anything in certain countries without being confined to the bathroom. What works for your local community isn't going to be applicable to the entire country.
@@Vaeldarg pasteurization is mainly to address contamination that occurs between milking and bottling, it is very rare to have pathological bacteria in the milk as it comes from the animal. Yes a lot of people died due to the absence of sanitation procedures and poor hygiene. But that can be said for pretty much all food products. And food intolerances and allergies have absolutely nothing to do with the issue, first of all, allergic reactions to milk are more common in pasteurized milk than unpasteurized, and secondly, if we banned everything that everyone couldn’t eat there’d be practically nothing on the grocery shelves. People are allergic to peanuts, peanuts are still freely available. If you don’t feel comfortable drinking raw milk, don’t do it. I just don’t think it’s reasonable to forbid me from doing so because you don’t.
@@Vaeldarg Very accurate points.
My mom traveled to Morocco in college (we're American). Her and her friend went to a restaurant. When they spoke to the server, he picked up the silverware and put it into boiling water infront of them. Because naturally they would have gotten sick.
When my mom was younger her sisters and dad got sick from eating fruit salad in Mexico.
People from America and Europe are relatively privileged with the access to safe running water, sewers and inspected food. America is screwed up a lot, but at least the government as tried to protect people from making ill advised choices.
5:00 Thanks for reminding me to write up a script for you in Decoding the Unknown regarding intelligent design.
Simon you by far are the RUclips guru we all worship
Charlie bit meeeee!!!
The thumbnail is brilliant😂
How dare you tell Danny no intros? Bring back the intros!!! How else will we learn so much about the people trapped in your basement.
And about Danny's colorful life!
The song Simon is trying to recall in the sound of moo sick section is probably "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver.
Simon ~ Doesn't wish death upon anyone, yet believes in the death penalty..
Best preacher impression ever. In fact, ironically, Simon is becoming a kind of preacher himself. The Bill Hicks kind.
Ah, Bill Hicks.
Honestly Vessi sounds awesome, but you need to tell them to start shipping to Europe.
I've loved every one of Simon's channels that I've watched so far. Just found this one, and it'll be no exception.
I just have one question: Smokeables, edibles, or snortables? I mean, there's an _animated_ presentation style, and then there's ... this.
But whatever it is, I'm enjoying it hugely.
The 2nd Amendment limits the government ability to tell citizens what "arms" they can own. Americans can own machineguns and grenade launchers it requires it be legal in your state, paying a fee called a "tax stamp", passing a federal background check and the ability to afford extremely expensive (class 3) firearms. There has only been one crime committed with a legally owned machinegun in America since 1934, a bank robbery. Legally owned machineguns aren't an issue in America.
We lived near a farm when I was growing up and would often get big jars of raw milk from the farm. You'd shake the cream back into it before pouring. So delicious. Whole milk from the grocery store is almost water by comparison, and skim milk is totally undrinkable.
The introduction wasn't long enough,...
Hilarious opening Simon, I can always count on you for a laugh.
Yes. They do want the military grade hardware!
Reverend Whistler is in the house!
If Simon ever gets tired of RUclips he can always get a job doing voice-over work for the 700 Club.
Or just move to America and start his own church. He'd be soooo good at it.
I GET IT NOW, Simon’s distaste for dogs is ACTUALLY because he’s a *secret squirrel sympathizer* 😂😂
And as we all know, dogs are infamous squirrel chasers
I love how passionate Simon is about those ugly ass shoes 😂
12:00 raw milk isn't "impure" in itself but it's a liquid full of sugar and nutrients that is a breeding ground for bacterias, so it's absolutely awful to store.
My grandparents had a farm in the middle of nowhere and we used to drink raw milk freshly drawn in the morning and no one got sick because of it. My grandpa made butter also with the rest and to this day it's the best one I ever ate.
Same couldn't be said about the water supply, my sister was constantly sick because of it. Turns out putting a canalisation to some random stream in the mountain is not the safest thing if you don't have military grade intestinal bacteria.
Clicked on this video by accident without noticing and got the scare of my life hearing your voice out of nowhere angrily screaming about squirrels 😂 thanks Simon
Fortunately, I have well insulated walls, otherwise my neighbors would've just randomly heard Fact-Boi here screaming "THEY'RE WANKERS!" randomly at 10:30pm on a Wednesday night 🤣🤣🤣
Blaze it up factboy
BRING BACK DANNYS BLAZE'TROES!!!!
Yeeeesssss 👏Simon! You're in such a good mood 😊 so much fun you guys, thanks for the laughs!
Blaze me, Factboi! Comment is a sacrifice to the Algorithm. All hail the Algorithm. Cheers.
We are Simon.
Raw milk is probably a habitual thing, we always had it straight from the cows at grandma`s farm and were fine afterwards. But I`m from central Europe, so it`s probably my barbarian metabolism speaking. Great show as usual.
Simon blaming homophobia on the gays 😅
New channel idea: All dogs go to Hell. All about stories of dogs gone bad