Dizaster - Love Me Long Time (Jin Diss) Extended

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @dicksonperson346
    @dicksonperson346 3 года назад +4754

    0% Girls
    0% Drugs
    0% Violence
    100% Wonton

    • @bussin234
      @bussin234 3 года назад +17

      Hatred towards lgbt 100%

    • @dothog1401
      @dothog1401 3 года назад +11

      @@bussin234 tf, how?

    • @505m-s4p
      @505m-s4p 3 года назад +13

      @@bussin234 Based

    • @prometheuslabs333
      @prometheuslabs333 3 года назад +15

      @@bussin234 I support your view sir

    • @shredderballs
      @shredderballs 3 года назад +2

      @@bussin234 sucky sucky fucky fucky

  • @thatkarldude
    @thatkarldude 3 года назад +6332

    "Ill send you back to Hong Kong"
    -_Sun Tzu, Art of War_

    • @4deeto
      @4deeto 3 года назад +225

      “suckysuckyfuckyfuckywonton”
      _-Alexander the great_

    • @decriper1097
      @decriper1097 3 года назад +161

      @@4deeto wantantuamtawantimewantim
      -hitler 1969

    • @teriyakii1235
      @teriyakii1235 3 года назад +83

      "feedonmylongschlong"
      - Darius the great

    • @Z10895
      @Z10895 3 года назад +112

      "Lummy long time"
      - *Erwin Rommel*

    • @skan6851
      @skan6851 3 года назад +101

      “Mother Love Me Long Time Long Time” - Kim Jong un

  • @crippledguy4316
    @crippledguy4316 4 года назад +3389

    when you find out you're 1% chinese

    • @dnbm0eee.415
      @dnbm0eee.415 4 года назад +16

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @chrisdeeyt4392
      @chrisdeeyt4392 4 года назад +6

      Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you

    • @stuffmorestuff6647
      @stuffmorestuff6647 4 года назад +14

      When you realized everyone who liked the comment didn't play attention to the lyrics

    • @crippledguy4316
      @crippledguy4316 4 года назад +17

      @@stuffmorestuff6647 is your name karen?

    • @apollosjesu
      @apollosjesu 4 года назад +15

      @@crippledguy4316 go back hong Kong Hong kong

  • @matilope1876
    @matilope1876 3 года назад +3489

    When you’re happy, you enjoy the song, when you’re sad you understand the lyrics.

    • @KurkoBaine
      @KurkoBaine 3 года назад +158

      If you are pissed off, you bond with the song

    • @Stinky_socks7
      @Stinky_socks7 3 года назад +5

      @@KurkoBaine bro 💀💀💀

    • @KurkoBaine
      @KurkoBaine 3 года назад

      @@Stinky_socks7 sis 💀💀💀

    • @chikennuggs9603
      @chikennuggs9603 2 года назад +66

      Go back to Hong Kong Kong 😭😭

    • @tsynine8682
      @tsynine8682 2 года назад +13

      i come back to this after i get wopped by my mom

  • @DisabledRat
    @DisabledRat 8 лет назад +13748

    This is extremely catchy

  • @lol_RMS
    @lol_RMS 5 лет назад +9505

    this is my fav k-pop song

    • @brokeman6345
      @brokeman6345 5 лет назад +65

      ​@@lol_RMS i like how you actually are a weeb and listens to kpop lmao

    • @lol_RMS
      @lol_RMS 5 лет назад +114

      @@brokeman6345 well yes, I can appreciate good music like this song

    • @HorridAran
      @HorridAran 5 лет назад +196

      This is the original K-pop, remember that

    • @Joepass91
      @Joepass91 5 лет назад +53

      Bro JIMIN KILLIMG IT

    • @sebastianshah2848
      @sebastianshah2848 5 лет назад +24

      Oh yes...😂This is jungkook's jam or bam bam's eh

  • @darxider666
    @darxider666 7 лет назад +5345

    I almost forgot to listen to this today.

    • @rockonorco8774
      @rockonorco8774 7 лет назад +76

      that awkward moment when someone has a really long username on youtube

    • @redrocketmeatmarket9845
      @redrocketmeatmarket9845 7 лет назад +53

      that awkward moment when someone has a really long username on youtube and you forget to call them by there full name

    • @bride5618
      @bride5618 7 лет назад +17

      that awkward moment when someone has a really long username on youtube my god

    • @angelsalazar22
      @angelsalazar22 7 лет назад +13

      AAAAHHHH

    • @flam1ngo291
      @flam1ngo291 7 лет назад +5

      that awkward moment when someone has a really long username on youtube is super skewed cause it's awkward af

  • @ryloken8675
    @ryloken8675 5 лет назад +13684

    0% naked girls
    0% sports cars
    Now this is real music

  • @whosjoe1631
    @whosjoe1631 4 года назад +5249

    Who ever he is dissing, he is winning

  • @Jikal
    @Jikal 4 года назад +4292

    This is the end credits theme once the earth gets wiped out from Coronavirus

  • @MacsGamingLab
    @MacsGamingLab 3 года назад +1331

    I can feel the social credit flowing through my veins

    • @NewcastZayn
      @NewcastZayn 3 года назад +61

      Every second you listen to this song you got 69 social credits

    • @biharek7595
      @biharek7595 2 года назад +8

      @@NewcastZayn 🤑🤑🤑

    • @awkndbahamut6961
      @awkndbahamut6961 2 года назад +5

      @@NewcastZayn no u get 69420 social credits

    • @Qwerty_8866
      @Qwerty_8866 2 года назад +1

      HAHAHA YAY!!!!! YEAH!!!! YAY!!!! YEAH!!!! HAHA YEAH!!!!! YEAAAAYYY!!!!!!! SOCIAL CREDI!!!!!!! YAY!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!! YEAH !!! YEAH!!!! YAYAYAY!!!!!!

    • @kaylaann8408
      @kaylaann8408 Год назад

      @@awkndbahamut6961 ☝🤓

  • @mohammedyousufi2770
    @mohammedyousufi2770 6 лет назад +3683

    My last two brain cells in math class

  • @DavidJohnson-bb2xz
    @DavidJohnson-bb2xz 8 лет назад +4904

    Cured my cancer

  • @jiannis.a8404
    @jiannis.a8404 6 лет назад +2821

    This dude just made the best song of the century and then bailed

    • @quani3074
      @quani3074 6 лет назад +94

      Sinnaij XD he is a battle rapper

    • @zane7345
      @zane7345 6 лет назад +64

      He be at like a rap battle with Eminmen or someone

    • @marshall4252
      @marshall4252 6 лет назад +47

      Yea hes a battle rapper named dizaster

    • @quani3074
      @quani3074 6 лет назад +3

      Marshall yea

    • @hydraball
      @hydraball 6 лет назад +8

      Sinnaij XD what do you mean by he bailed? I am kinda a new fan lol

  • @redpillcinema6560
    @redpillcinema6560 2 года назад +420

    How Dizaster never received a Grammy for this masterpiece is beyond me.

    • @JohnDoe-h3u4l
      @JohnDoe-h3u4l 4 месяца назад +3

      Its beyond me as well idk how he didn't go 10x diamond

  • @uca6389
    @uca6389 5 лет назад +3877

    The cure against Corona

  • @fhgamer-tallishfungus9458
    @fhgamer-tallishfungus9458 5 лет назад +2990

    0% Girls
    0% Drugs
    0% Violence
    100% Hong Kong

    • @iloveskiing7904
      @iloveskiing7904 5 лет назад +13

      This has 69 likes. I shall not like.

    • @sciencefan9531
      @sciencefan9531 5 лет назад +4

      @@iloveskiing7904 Had*

    • @king69420
      @king69420 5 лет назад +22

      h
      o
      n
      g
      k
      o
      n
      g

    • @haremfulweeb6838
      @haremfulweeb6838 5 лет назад +6

      I feel slightly bothered that when you say “0% Girls” you’re using an actual O and the rest are 0’s

    • @fhgamer-tallishfungus9458
      @fhgamer-tallishfungus9458 5 лет назад +6

      @@haremfulweeb6838 Bro thanks. Hong Kong will bless you

  • @bransopoi4656
    @bransopoi4656 5 лет назад +16215

    Girls: omg bts’s lyrics are soooo deep!
    Bts:

  • @cristiannicolas5349
    @cristiannicolas5349 3 года назад +1114

    Only Legends come back and listen to this masterpiece.

  • @Zombified935
    @Zombified935 5 лет назад +5572

    Love him or hate him, hes spitting straight facts here

    • @steventopper9310
      @steventopper9310 5 лет назад +58

      Dizaster is talking about Asians and how much he doesn't like Jin cracks me up every time I listen to this who loves this diss track?

    • @werewolftaemin
      @werewolftaemin 5 лет назад +2

      @@steventopper9310 Jin but who? 👀

    • @steventopper9310
      @steventopper9310 5 лет назад +24

      @@werewolftaemin MC Jin the rapper and his hometown of Hong Kong!

    • @werewolftaemin
      @werewolftaemin 5 лет назад +1

      @@steventopper9310 aww yeshh 😅

    • @steventopper9310
      @steventopper9310 5 лет назад +17

      @@werewolftaemin This diss track is 100% epic!

  • @taxcollector511
    @taxcollector511 5 лет назад +1299

    We went from ww2 to this in less then 100 years nice!

    • @lottiejen2530
      @lottiejen2530 5 лет назад +38

      Its called Social evolution

    • @DallasStarsRecap
      @DallasStarsRecap 5 лет назад +1

      What is your profile pic and name

    • @taxcollector511
      @taxcollector511 5 лет назад +1

      @@DallasStarsRecap my name is taxcollector and my profile picture is a pop team epic peter griffin

    • @DallasStarsRecap
      @DallasStarsRecap 5 лет назад

      @@taxcollector511 I see that I'm just saying like I'm?
      Yes

    • @taxcollector511
      @taxcollector511 5 лет назад

      @@DallasStarsRecap yea colanders

  • @jadenmendez8759
    @jadenmendez8759 4 года назад +2264

    teacher: what’s so funny?
    me: oh, nothing
    my brain:

    • @lowkeyluckyjeans8560
      @lowkeyluckyjeans8560 4 года назад +17

      This was me while studying during COVID_19

    • @kennyy8213
      @kennyy8213 4 года назад +18

      sucki sucki fucki fucki one time 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @godspeed_3122
      @godspeed_3122 4 года назад +13

      this actually happened to me in the middle of math class and i just spit out laughing randomly

    • @jesusrascon1439
      @jesusrascon1439 4 года назад +12

      It’s shouldn’t be funny
      It should be a miracle

    • @Xozo.11
      @Xozo.11 4 года назад +5

      I can relate😂😂🤣

  • @simplesimon8255
    @simplesimon8255 3 года назад +689

    Me: "Dad, my Chinese friend is coming over soon. Please don't act weird around him."
    Dad: "Ok."
    Dad 2 minutes later:

  • @1999_reborn
    @1999_reborn 3 года назад +5881

    He’s not racist he’s literally changing colours to represent all the races. So inspirational. 🤧🥲

    • @lordsiomai
      @lordsiomai 3 года назад +127

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @fruitypeebils
      @fruitypeebils 3 года назад +102

      He doesn’t quite change to yellow but after all this is a Jin diss and I’m sure he understands that it’s all a part of the rap game and still has respect for him

    • @jrexx2841
      @jrexx2841 3 года назад +6

      Underrated comment

    • @vA7md
      @vA7md 3 года назад +11

      no hes gay

    • @BeryAb
      @BeryAb 3 года назад +7

      @@jrexx2841 It's a copied comment, to be fair.

  • @eias6628
    @eias6628 7 лет назад +11860

    Perfect music doesn't exi-

  • @Glxch
    @Glxch 4 года назад +3986

    This song has such deep lyrics, i cant stop crying

    • @keamorshed
      @keamorshed 4 года назад +8

      haha

    • @haouuu4996
      @haouuu4996 4 года назад +57

      *WE* can't stop crying.

    • @Glxch
      @Glxch 4 года назад +6

      @@haouuu4996 Good thing i changed my pfp

    • @haouuu4996
      @haouuu4996 4 года назад +3

      Why did you change your urss pfp for a black thing ?

    • @Glxch
      @Glxch 4 года назад +3

      @@haouuu4996 Im kinda.... sad

  • @johnnykun5161
    @johnnykun5161 5 лет назад +1032

    When you solve a math problem without using a calculator

    • @scottgemmell6641
      @scottgemmell6641 5 лет назад +2

      Trung Ho 😂

    • @johnnykun5161
      @johnnykun5161 5 лет назад +1

      @big butts27 27 huhhhhhh

    • @riffmcdude9830
      @riffmcdude9830 5 лет назад +4

      I always solve my math questions without calculator
      Because I'm asian

    • @kulot-ki1tu
      @kulot-ki1tu 5 лет назад +7

      when you steal a comment without being caught

    • @JohnSmith-vw5fd
      @JohnSmith-vw5fd 5 лет назад +1

      @@kulot-ki1tu until now holla

  • @_miaran
    @_miaran 2 года назад +252

    The fact that I simply remembered this completely out of nowhere...
    ... I think it says a lot about me.

    • @Goober64.
      @Goober64. Год назад +19

      I was at walmart and this song randomly played in my head, so i screamed the lyrics at walmart, greetings from jail

    • @jaggard_3955
      @jaggard_3955 Год назад +1

      Me honestly

    • @juice7717
      @juice7717 Год назад +3

      me love you long time

    • @clue7473
      @clue7473 Год назад +1

      Same LMAO literally while I was in the shower

    • @AetherSphere
      @AetherSphere Год назад

      Merely laying on the bed in silence when suddenly inspiration struck.

  • @savetheworldlowquality4720
    @savetheworldlowquality4720 5 лет назад +2455

    When rice gums mom tells him to rap more traditionally

  • @nijazplanic6721
    @nijazplanic6721 5 лет назад +4762

    When you find out you are 2% asian

  • @biunation
    @biunation 5 лет назад +1713

    when you say "arigato" to a chinese waitress at a restaurant

    • @tailopezxd
      @tailopezxd 5 лет назад +87

      that would actually be mr.worldwide

    • @NoobySquadTV
      @NoobySquadTV 4 года назад +20

      @@tailopezxd *cough* 谢谢 *cough*

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 4 года назад +4

      @@NoobySquadTV 不客气!
      COFF

    • @gabrielharun2652
      @gabrielharun2652 4 года назад +3

      @@NoobySquadTV nani

    • @takudach
      @takudach 4 года назад

      J1B 19 Lu Jia Hung //Nooby Squad テレビ
      にはお

  • @AMMAZZARE
    @AMMAZZARE 2 года назад +222

    This is seriously my favorite thing on the internet. I’m not even joking. You could do a three day music festival with just this song playing on every stage for 72 hours straight and I’d buy a ticket.

    • @patriciagarrison435
      @patriciagarrison435 2 года назад +2

      🔥🔥💯💯🧑‍🦱🇺🇸🇺🇸☯️

    • @patriciagarrison435
      @patriciagarrison435 2 года назад +2

      🧑‍🦱💯💯🔥🔥🔥🍚🧑‍🦱☯️☯️🇳🇪🇳🇪🇳🇪🇳🇪🇺🇸

    • @Macmillerfan82-92
      @Macmillerfan82-92 8 месяцев назад +1

      With a whole instant loop on instrumental

  • @fs10inator
    @fs10inator 5 лет назад +2065

    Gamers rise up for the Blizzard national anthem.

    • @rembestgirl4949
      @rembestgirl4949 5 лет назад +6

      yes

    • @shodan2002
      @shodan2002 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @Dozuken
      @Dozuken 5 лет назад +26

      go back to hong kong gong

    • @randomuser7476
      @randomuser7476 5 лет назад +7

      420 my brudda 69 bill cosbi wait whatever you do don't drop the soap 420 👌😂👌 XDXDXD LOL LMAO LMFAO

    • @Simpishluc
      @Simpishluc 5 лет назад +1

      Yes

  • @queeffart9923
    @queeffart9923 4 года назад +3399

    Whoever disliked was crying in tears from the beauty of this song and their eyes where blurry so they pressed the wrong button

    • @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969
      @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969 4 года назад +5

      Unoriginal comment

    • @queeffart9923
      @queeffart9923 4 года назад +24

      Mazarin IV if someone commented this I didn’t see it my bad

    • @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969
      @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969 4 года назад +3

      @@queeffart9923 That doesn't sound suspicious or anything

    • @rxzd_
      @rxzd_ 4 года назад +26

      @@mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969 this is a public internet, comments aren't copyrighted, likes have no benefits, want more reasons why you shouldn't care about copied comments?

    • @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969
      @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969 4 года назад

      @@rxzd_ Just because it isn't illegal still doesn't mean you should do it, moron.

  • @jeremydiaz9642
    @jeremydiaz9642 5 лет назад +5378

    *_When a Chinese man starts coughing right next to you._*

    • @MoneyForFun255
      @MoneyForFun255 5 лет назад +96

      ディアスジェレミー When ChinaMan coughs on Japanese man: time to say good bye to anime

    • @refanza4300
      @refanza4300 5 лет назад +66

      *When you saw a Chinese man eating a bat, then after a few hours he sit next to you in the train*

    • @TheSouthernSlav
      @TheSouthernSlav 5 лет назад +71

      *I'L SEND YOU BACK TO HONG KONG*

    • @_LeeBG
      @_LeeBG 5 лет назад +21

      Corona virus

    • @viletoxxie
      @viletoxxie 5 лет назад +28

      0:15 - 0:21

  • @noshoop
    @noshoop 3 месяца назад +20

    Straight out of prison and randomly remembered this gem on the way home

    • @extraclysia7710
      @extraclysia7710 3 месяца назад

      say ong

    • @vedumusicofficial
      @vedumusicofficial 2 месяца назад +2

      @@extraclysia7710 He probably did he is a stoner

    • @noshoop
      @noshoop Месяц назад

      @@extraclysia7710 ong

    • @noshoop
      @noshoop Месяц назад +1

      @@vedumusicofficial had nothing to do with weed wos an assault vharge i got while on ket

  • @lukipu
    @lukipu 6 лет назад +833

    1980: "There will be flying cars in the future."
    2012: "Dizaster - Love me Long Time (Jin Diss) Extended"

    • @MIGU3L2K
      @MIGU3L2K 6 лет назад +9

      akaLuke what’re you talking about!? This song’s great! :D

    • @lukipu
      @lukipu 6 лет назад +1

      Some Dude on RUclips 😂

    • @julianmarijetich
      @julianmarijetich 5 лет назад +10

      This song is better then flying cars

    • @steventopper9310
      @steventopper9310 5 лет назад

      @@MIGU3L2K Love dancing to this epic diss track!

    • @henningrohwer6990
      @henningrohwer6990 5 лет назад

      Nobody needs flying cars, this is what we need

  • @SiL3ntWolF17
    @SiL3ntWolF17 7 лет назад +634

    This was uploaded 5 years ago, yet I found it today... Clearly I failed at life

    • @moseesomesom5078
      @moseesomesom5078 7 лет назад +2

      Reivax Zagonlez XD

    • @crash7_797
      @crash7_797 7 лет назад +3

      Reivax Zagonlez lmao same

    • @dillonw5017
      @dillonw5017 7 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @kuzunohaxiv7912
      @kuzunohaxiv7912 7 лет назад +20

      Some people will die without ever find about it, we're the lucky ones

    • @OneLekgolo
      @OneLekgolo 7 лет назад +6

      Naim Romero this is playing at my funeral I don't care what generation I survive to it will only die after I die

  • @DatGamingLxwd
    @DatGamingLxwd 6 лет назад +4231

    Top 10 anime opening theme songs

    • @the-blackstar
      @the-blackstar 6 лет назад +19

      But what anime does this come from?

    • @Sqmeerr
      @Sqmeerr 6 лет назад +94

      Vulanox *s u c c i s u c c i*

    • @the-blackstar
      @the-blackstar 6 лет назад +3

      Kim Taehyung main character?

    • @the-blackstar
      @the-blackstar 6 лет назад

      Pennzoil bottle ummm plot?!??!?!

    • @the-blackstar
      @the-blackstar 6 лет назад +1

      Pennzoil bottle no like what is the plot of the story in the anime... Succi succi

  • @PirateCentral4540
    @PirateCentral4540 2 года назад +63

    This is What Sun Tzu was blasting when he was writing the Art of War

  • @kurtswech8456
    @kurtswech8456 4 года назад +9559

    BTS been real quiet after this bop dropped 😔😔

  • @euave4060
    @euave4060 6 лет назад +1550

    After 50,000 years of evolution, this is the result
    *Worth It*

    • @deanmontgomery3615
      @deanmontgomery3615 6 лет назад +14

      More than that

    • @e5hw654s7
      @e5hw654s7 6 лет назад +2

      yeeeeeeeep

    • @Juntou
      @Juntou 6 лет назад +4

      So you’re saying we were evolving for 50k years and we just suddenly stopped?

    • @euave4060
      @euave4060 6 лет назад +2

      Alucard TTC did I say we stopped?

    • @Juntou
      @Juntou 6 лет назад +1

      SharpShooter205 you said it was a “result.” Result is a synonym of conclusion.

  • @nxbill
    @nxbill 8 лет назад +387

    is it weird that i keep coming back to this video

    • @nolanjdon3514
      @nolanjdon3514 8 лет назад +4

      dude same, so it must be normal if we are both doing it XD

    • @pontineman4800
      @pontineman4800 8 лет назад +1

      +Nolan Donohue same...

    • @d3ltaclan198
      @d3ltaclan198 8 лет назад +13

      Lol same

    • @mylegsarebrokend
      @mylegsarebrokend 7 лет назад +3

      Nabil Iftekhar welcome to the 2017 RUclips

    • @remitos98
      @remitos98 7 лет назад +3

      Its like hypnotic or some shit.

  • @Epic737636923
    @Epic737636923 7 дней назад +5

    I refuse to belive that this was uploaded 12 years ago.

    • @jazzatiff9460
      @jazzatiff9460 2 дня назад

      I said the same thing! its like how have I not seen this until now lmaooooo 😆😆😆

  • @byVirux
    @byVirux 7 лет назад +2994

    beautiful

    • @Faisal-ro1zr
      @Faisal-ro1zr 7 лет назад +2

      ur mom HA GOT EEEEEM

    • @haunt420
      @haunt420 7 лет назад

      ONe time mr Virux

    • @TyWlk
      @TyWlk 7 лет назад +9

      Virux sucky sucky fucky fucky

    • @SeamanGod
      @SeamanGod 7 лет назад +26

      Virux how is this fat ass with 2k subs verified?

    • @furbaey
      @furbaey 7 лет назад +2

      Virux how are you verrified?

  • @dakotanosie41
    @dakotanosie41 5 лет назад +635

    I showed this to my spoon now it's chopsticks

  • @JosephAR756
    @JosephAR756 4 года назад +3149

    Why is nobody talking about how this is legit FIRE

    • @stevendeamon
      @stevendeamon 4 года назад +113

      S
      Song has 11 mil views, I think we all know it's fire.

    • @zakbolalosurchin2608
      @zakbolalosurchin2608 4 года назад +44

      Sucky sucky fucky fucky

    • @arcturus8896
      @arcturus8896 4 года назад +42

      no need to state common knowlage

    • @zakbolalosurchin2608
      @zakbolalosurchin2608 4 года назад +12

      @@arcturus8896 uhm, sucky ducky fucky hucky?

    • @arcturus8896
      @arcturus8896 4 года назад +27

      @@zakbolalosurchin2608 watch your mouth around me boy. ill send you back to honk kong

  • @sgtpepper91
    @sgtpepper91 2 года назад +91

    When I was a baby my mom would sing this for me so I'd fall asleep

  • @whoosherdoo4249
    @whoosherdoo4249 6 лет назад +428

    Some nice Chinese elevator music

  • @skrrrskrrr2228
    @skrrrskrrr2228 6 лет назад +485

    1976: we will have flying Cars
    Now:

  • @moinmoin3344
    @moinmoin3344 5 лет назад +2500

    I'm gonna tell my kids this was BTS

    • @epauletteshark
      @epauletteshark 4 года назад +30

      the best comment

    • @fujivr5924
      @fujivr5924 4 года назад +131

      Isn’t the joke supposed to be that you’re telling someone false info? This is actually bts...

    • @wonder815
      @wonder815 4 года назад +109

      @Franku Doge 14 year old bts fan alert

    • @magtinfal7908
      @magtinfal7908 4 года назад +7

      It's not?

    • @blickygatthastiffyahh1255
      @blickygatthastiffyahh1255 4 года назад +3

      M o d h a Lomé lon time

  • @bigoldingus6491
    @bigoldingus6491 6 лет назад +465

    "Rap is a very deep and poetic genre of music"

  • @grzybol2008
    @grzybol2008 4 года назад +1158

    The 5.7k dislikes are people who dont want to be sent back to hong kong

    • @hbfjkxjnfnf9032
      @hbfjkxjnfnf9032 4 года назад +7

      More like chinese Australians

    • @digital6262
      @digital6262 4 года назад +24

      In all fairness, I don’t think anyone wants to be sent back to Hong Kong

    • @ColdHatch
      @ColdHatch 4 года назад +9

      @@digital6262 now? yeah no one wants to get sent there lol

    • @y.e.a.h5634
      @y.e.a.h5634 4 года назад +5

      They Disliked because they got sent back to Hong Kong.

    • @proto3011
      @proto3011 4 года назад

      I wouldn't blame them

  • @June-hd8xv
    @June-hd8xv 6 лет назад +531

    This song will be played at my funeral!!

  • @giorgighlonti4155
    @giorgighlonti4155 13 дней назад +32

    anyone in 2025

  • @nikkikaos2439
    @nikkikaos2439 7 лет назад +560

    Doctor: you have 4 minutes to live
    *Plays this song in a Chinese restaurant*

    • @copperbokker802
      @copperbokker802 7 лет назад +27

      your doctor met you at a Chinese restaurant

    • @rene-levesque
      @rene-levesque 7 лет назад +15

      Adam Ritchotte Gaming only the best doctor's operate in chinese restaurants

    • @adg_games6655
      @adg_games6655 7 лет назад +5

      i would put this on my bluetooth speaker but i dont have on thats over 130 decibels.

    • @bigfelig64
      @bigfelig64 7 лет назад +2

      twitch streamer AbusivePillow beat you to it a while ago

    • @gunawanwibisono5899
      @gunawanwibisono5899 7 лет назад +4

      plays this song in a chinese restaurant
      doctor: you have 4 minutes to live

  • @theultumzero8491
    @theultumzero8491 5 лет назад +3344

    Nobody:
    Grandfather at a chinese resturant:
    Edit: Apperently I'm racist now for making a joke that makes fun of racist people. Mkay then.

    • @The40Oliver
      @The40Oliver 5 лет назад +112

      Nobody:
      Tourists trying to say shit in Asian:

    • @isaiahperry2394
      @isaiahperry2394 5 лет назад +11

      This comment is not funny at all wtf.

    • @isaiahperry2394
      @isaiahperry2394 5 лет назад +3

      @Swedish Fuckery okay? tf..?

    • @isaiahperry2394
      @isaiahperry2394 5 лет назад +2

      @Swedish Fuckery im aussie so of course o wouldnt know. and yeah i just dont give fuck lol

    • @superphan538
      @superphan538 5 лет назад +10

      Fuck off

  • @alexandervonegisheim9969
    @alexandervonegisheim9969 5 лет назад +626

    A friend drive trough chinatown while playing this song in his car..
    never saw him again

    • @Chados.
      @Chados. 5 лет назад +76

      *Thats how Chinese Mafia Works*

    • @rikchik7709
      @rikchik7709 5 лет назад +54

      They ate him.

    • @godshotgames708
      @godshotgames708 5 лет назад +20

      @@rikchik7709 no they cook him like big dog scream Y U DUM and then they eat him

    • @dannykao93
      @dannykao93 5 лет назад +11

      Ur friend isnt alive bc u ate him lmfao, didnt u remember the wonton u ate last night?

    • @реальность_эрика
      @реальность_эрика 5 лет назад +15

      They turned that nigga into chow mein

  • @Rupertify
    @Rupertify 3 года назад +556

    north korean national anthem

    • @user-lf9dz8pi9i
      @user-lf9dz8pi9i 3 года назад +8

      بخصوص صورة حسابك رسم ذوات الارواح حرام : translate

    • @munastronaut8147
      @munastronaut8147 3 года назад +29

      @@user-lf9dz8pi9i "Regarding your account picture, drawing animate beings is forbidden" is that what you're saying

    • @all9708
      @all9708 3 года назад +18

      @@user-lf9dz8pi9i you smell like you farded

    • @Masked_Vigilant3
      @Masked_Vigilant3 3 года назад +4

      nah ..... just racism

    • @MS-dc2tt
      @MS-dc2tt 3 года назад +8

      @@Masked_Vigilant3 you ruined it

  • @sunnyk3019
    @sunnyk3019 6 лет назад +756

    2018: still funny
    500 years later: still funny

    • @amidead3535
      @amidead3535 6 лет назад +33

      When Earth destroys.
      Aliens:Still funny

    • @sunnyk3019
      @sunnyk3019 6 лет назад +3

      Kaito Suzuki what?

    • @DROB333
      @DROB333 6 лет назад +4

      10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years later: I’ll be dead so I don’t give a shit

    • @helium-379
      @helium-379 6 лет назад +1

      Infinent years later: this wouldnt even exist anymore

    • @DROB333
      @DROB333 6 лет назад +1

      Banana Man Infinity one years later: Asian people take over the world and become happy friends

  • @mammamimmi
    @mammamimmi 6 лет назад +1384

    *when* *this* *is* *your* *ringtone* *and* *you* *are* *in* *a* *restaurant* *in* *HongKong*

    • @valenxia9517
      @valenxia9517 6 лет назад +7

      Mamma Mimmi 😭😂

    • @realkilju
      @realkilju 6 лет назад +14

      Mee töihi

    • @steventopper9310
      @steventopper9310 6 лет назад +19

      @@valenxia9517 You would get kicked out if you had this as your ringtone and someone tried calling you!

    • @mammamimmi
      @mammamimmi 6 лет назад

      @@realkilju punkero

    • @silviocavalli7617
      @silviocavalli7617 6 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂 fuckd

  • @owen_anders4n
    @owen_anders4n 4 года назад +2366

    If this isn’t playing at my funeral I’m not dying

    • @MirandaTheInkling34
      @MirandaTheInkling34 4 года назад +9

      same

    • @Garry4151
      @Garry4151 3 года назад +18

      Underrated comment alert

    • @sushitrash-dj9vq
      @sushitrash-dj9vq 3 года назад +4

      @@Garry4151 wdym it's underrated

    • @saulgoodman4871
      @saulgoodman4871 3 года назад +10

      Ayo bruh this is the key to immortality. Become Supreme Leader of North Korea and ban it then if you die you don't actually because this song is banned

    • @nanjeshhoovinahally5727
      @nanjeshhoovinahally5727 3 года назад +1

      @@saulgoodman4871 ayy

  • @38FreakGuitar
    @38FreakGuitar 3 года назад +24

    Im so emotionally moved by this song...
    Such a good love song.
    The lyrical prowess is literally on a next level

  • @mentei7384
    @mentei7384 7 лет назад +487

    why the fuck does this sound so good

    • @mrschwrtz
      @mrschwrtz 7 лет назад +18

      It’s simple.
      You’re an asian

    • @mentei7384
      @mentei7384 7 лет назад +3

      Not A Loser wait wtf how did u know that

    • @mrschwrtz
      @mrschwrtz 6 лет назад +5

      NRG ,
      0_0

    • @mrschwrtz
      @mrschwrtz 6 лет назад +2

      The Derpymon Channel ,
      You’re either below the age of 15 or a 30yr old.

    • @yonix3d631
      @yonix3d631 6 лет назад

      LMAO NOT A LOSER

  • @spartan113ish
    @spartan113ish 5 лет назад +259

    Imagine watching this live at a concert.

  • @g-dog4381
    @g-dog4381 5 лет назад +1469

    When you kill that one Chinese player in your lobby that has the most kills

    • @nointernet2649
      @nointernet2649 5 лет назад +25

      When you realised he was a pro hacker

    • @realindiansniper
      @realindiansniper 5 лет назад +13

      and you find out he has a neck deep music kit

    • @jivvr
      @jivvr 4 года назад +14

      *_BEAT ON MY LONG SHLONG_*

    • @lememedealer
      @lememedealer 4 года назад +6

      The chinese person cant even get a kill their eyes MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE to even see the tv

    • @brunobucciarati2549
      @brunobucciarati2549 4 года назад

      Η γιαγιά συ

  • @conchubharcinnfhaolaidh3341
    @conchubharcinnfhaolaidh3341 3 года назад +259

    My son made me listen to this and I was crying with laughter for 2 days. And we are a mixed black and Asian family!!! It’s not racist, it’s funny as shit.

    • @jshaka3769
      @jshaka3769 3 года назад +9

      lol it’s def racist .

    • @Umpire-n3v
      @Umpire-n3v 3 года назад +18

      @@jshaka3769 its a disstrack.. it’s meant to be offensive? i can see how hongkongers will be mad tho

    • @Schongs
      @Schongs 3 года назад +11

      @@jshaka3769 disstracks are meant to be a offensive asf

    • @jshaka3769
      @jshaka3769 3 года назад +6

      @@Schongs all I said is this song is racist. Almost as Racist as a white boy running through a black neighborhood yelling “Nigger” as for it being a diss track , that’s fine... dissing somebody for their race is weak and belongs in the 1900s.. diss there personality, there presence , things they did/do .. no race is superior than the other , so dissing somebody in a rap battle for there race is pointless and discrimination... that being said I don’t even care. I’m just a rapper.

    • @AnEnemyAnemone1
      @AnEnemyAnemone1 3 года назад +10

      @@jshaka3769 I don’t think it’s necessarily “weak” in a broad sense but yeah it’s not a valid way to actually diss someone, but it can still be provocative and comedic, which I’d imagine was the artistic intent here.

  • @jeffrybobbingson7376
    @jeffrybobbingson7376 5 лет назад +4471

    People: Is this racist?
    Me: No, this is art

  • @averagegamedeveloper7900
    @averagegamedeveloper7900 4 года назад +1590

    When you finally defeated that Pro Asian guy in Call Of Duty:

    • @iAmVanadis
      @iAmVanadis 4 года назад +18

      lol your also thinking of splatoon

    • @Leo-Sh4m0
      @Leo-Sh4m0 4 года назад +19

      Achievements achieve: colonized the 2th

    • @mofo8455
      @mofo8455 4 года назад +14

      "go back to Hong Kong Kong, il send you back to Hong Kong"

    • @faiksylaj6720
      @faiksylaj6720 4 года назад

      it was a fair fight and lets run it again my username is chingchengathongkong69420

    • @eliotisconfusedaboutyourpa8105
      @eliotisconfusedaboutyourpa8105 3 года назад +1

      @@iAmVanadis i was thinking about that too hahah

  • @fellowneighbor5985
    @fellowneighbor5985 7 лет назад +494

    i was born in right generation

    • @bruh9331
      @bruh9331 7 лет назад +3

      FellowNeighbor 0203 LMAO

    • @ilis7257
      @ilis7257 7 лет назад

      Same

    • @1mitsie
      @1mitsie 7 лет назад

      +Iliass El Hani same name bruv...it's not cool to steal

    • @ilis7257
      @ilis7257 7 лет назад +1

      ilias rydlakowski sucky sucky fucky fucky one time

    • @eyb0ss253
      @eyb0ss253 7 лет назад

      FellowNeighbor 0203 I was born in the right penetration

  • @swakv
    @swakv 10 месяцев назад +12

    song is so timeless!!11!

  • @lizardthekid2075
    @lizardthekid2075 7 лет назад +168

    I came to school one day with headphones and this song playing, and one of my friends comes up to me and takes one of my headphones and started to listen to it with me, we haven't spoken to each other since

    • @magicmanlou
      @magicmanlou 7 лет назад +3

      Daniel Cox-Coca I'm sorry bro

    • @amaniiim.2632
      @amaniiim.2632 7 лет назад +2

      Daniel Cox-Coca omg 😂

    • @itratabbas7669
      @itratabbas7669 7 лет назад +1

      Daniel Cox-Coca Today on shot that never happened

    • @bell5082
      @bell5082 7 лет назад +1

      could be real what if the friend was a asian

  • @ahasbsgagfjsjddhfh5281
    @ahasbsgagfjsjddhfh5281 5 лет назад +693

    when the rice farmers start singing

  • @notanythinganymore
    @notanythinganymore 6 лет назад +564

    I am Chinese and I approve.

  • @Boatsdontexist
    @Boatsdontexist Месяц назад +11

    If you’re back listening to this you’re unc status

    • @MattiasEisler
      @MattiasEisler Месяц назад +6

      type shi

    • @nailzeee8021
      @nailzeee8021 Месяц назад +2

      Im getting old ash 😂😂

    • @pnz3
      @pnz3 Месяц назад +2

      this was legendary

  • @bigguy1576
    @bigguy1576 6 лет назад +482

    Would be funny if someone hacked the North Korean propoganda speakers and just played this on a 24/7 loup.

    • @parrisagustd9891
      @parrisagustd9891 6 лет назад +40

      Fearz Mez nope i think that would start a war for some reason

    • @sciolist3109
      @sciolist3109 6 лет назад +13

      파르리스 프랑스parrisfrance yea. It would put distrust between north korea and the us if the us managed to transmit this

    • @elias2383
      @elias2383 6 лет назад +4

      파르리스 프랑스parrisfrance Challenge accepted

    • @snowblind9551
      @snowblind9551 6 лет назад +11

      Uh, they wouldn't understand it because it's in English.

    • @howwikigt9505
      @howwikigt9505 6 лет назад

      Fearz Mez omg that would be hilarious

  • @saltedonion
    @saltedonion 5 лет назад +1339

    Chinese : *sneeze
    Everyone : *I'LL SEND U BACK TO HONG KONG*

  • @pico0o0o_
    @pico0o0o_ 5 лет назад +548

    K-Pop boys: *"succy succy fuccy fuccy"*
    K-pop fans: OMG!!! 😭😭

    • @rockyadessa3274
      @rockyadessa3274 4 года назад +3

      Ay what's up dokkaebi

    • @pico0o0o_
      @pico0o0o_ 4 года назад

      @@rockyadessa3274 ayye

    • @pico0o0o_
      @pico0o0o_ 4 года назад

      @@rockyadessa3274 kapkan is my main op!

    • @rockyadessa3274
      @rockyadessa3274 4 года назад

      @@pico0o0o_ nice same

    • @necroLAN
      @necroLAN 4 года назад

      @@pico0o0o_ you are being tracked !!! ....

  • @dhovon689
    @dhovon689 3 года назад +97

    This song has the best beat in existence I can’t explain it but I feel every single emotion through the beat. I wish there was an instrumental

    • @forget1411
      @forget1411 3 года назад +6

      Bro exactly the beat is godly

    • @1Trello
      @1Trello Год назад +1

      I got y’all say less

    • @muscledavis5434
      @muscledavis5434 7 месяцев назад

      And the pure emotion in his voice😮😵

  • @NWA122A
    @NWA122A 6 лет назад +2473

    august 2018 ...
    any one still listening to ?
    this one never dies

  • @ruby5112
    @ruby5112 5 лет назад +618

    Jungkook really popped off on this one

  • @r.3625
    @r.3625 7 лет назад +447

    Play this at my funeral

  • @basedjenny7362
    @basedjenny7362 11 дней назад +9

    This song is actually so hard

  • @HorridAran
    @HorridAran 6 лет назад +1439

    The original K-pop, before it went bad...

    • @julia44087
      @julia44087 6 лет назад +13

      Lmaooo but thats a diss track for chineses akdkaks

    • @HorridAran
      @HorridAran 6 лет назад +3

      I know

    • @derekgoatjeter5246
      @derekgoatjeter5246 6 лет назад +33

      @@julia44087 of course the man with a k pop guy would as their profile picture would say this...

    • @julia44087
      @julia44087 6 лет назад +5

      @@derekgoatjeter5246 im a girl, and bro chill i like theses types of memes no need to offend ❤

    • @AlbiNiigataOuen
      @AlbiNiigataOuen 6 лет назад

      lol

  • @atapa3575
    @atapa3575 5 лет назад +717

    Friend: Yo, ima pass u the aux, but don’t play trash.
    Me:

    • @bseries876
      @bseries876 5 лет назад +2

      Uh, if you’re passing the aux, your friend plays the music. Not you. I don’t think you understand how this works.

    • @LexisJunior
      @LexisJunior 5 лет назад +7

      @@bseries876 r/wooooooosh

    • @nextgeneration6231
      @nextgeneration6231 5 лет назад +9

      @@bseries876 i think you are dumb or something, maybe one chromosome 2 much, idk

    • @immensekringo9348
      @immensekringo9348 5 лет назад +1

      @@LexisJunior shut rthe fuck uup is waener sto fuskciasntg god

    • @immensekringo9348
      @immensekringo9348 5 лет назад +1

      @Mitxh FN www.naenaeint.school.nz/

  • @Joostio
    @Joostio 6 лет назад +224

    My new alarm for the morning

  • @squidwardonland7427
    @squidwardonland7427 3 года назад +107

    When you beat the Chinese kid at ping pong:

  • @literallycarljohnson
    @literallycarljohnson 4 года назад +1141

    When you run out of insults roasting the asian kid:

    • @theelitepaagal8525
      @theelitepaagal8525 4 года назад +28

      lol i am asian too....but...from india

    • @ishid_anfarded_king
      @ishid_anfarded_king 3 года назад +73

      @@theelitepaagal8525 no one calls indians as "asians", same reason why people dont call russians asiasn either

    • @snake8534
      @snake8534 3 года назад +64

      @@ishid_anfarded_king but they do though? Indian is asian lol

    • @Sakuya727
      @Sakuya727 3 года назад +55

      @Lagner a Indians are Asians, south Asians, India is within Asia
      Russians are EuroAsians
      Just world/geography facts bruh

    • @beyondintervals6606
      @beyondintervals6606 3 года назад +5

      Yo this song saved my life

  • @Letsgettosubswithvideo
    @Letsgettosubswithvideo 7 лет назад +2504

    *kim jung un definitely jams to this*

  • @theinternet8283
    @theinternet8283 7 лет назад +181

    Play this at my funeral.

    • @PlayBoiMur
      @PlayBoiMur 6 лет назад

      The Intern

    • @Bert541m
      @Bert541m 6 лет назад

      Nyvz Asian Andy Fanboy/girl?

    • @lewisoneill796
      @lewisoneill796 6 лет назад

      The Internet 😂 play it at mine to 😂

  • @4khd554
    @4khd554 3 года назад +126

    "you can't be racist if your skin color changes"
    - Old Legendary Comment

    • @CameraPunk5049
      @CameraPunk5049 3 года назад +19

      "remember you can't be racist, sexist or homophobic if you discriminate everyone equally."

  • @unhealthypills9069
    @unhealthypills9069 4 года назад +214

    I'm from Taiwan and I approve of this message

    • @unhealthypills9069
      @unhealthypills9069 4 года назад +4

      @伏木唯斗 a 你好

    • @Vicenarius
      @Vicenarius 3 года назад +3

      shh the wumao will come, just say china

    • @KidnapT
      @KidnapT 3 года назад +1

      你说无意义的事就这样了……你要不要这么多呀。筽?^_^ bruh I don’t know what this mean Lol

    • @ahbendesu9587
      @ahbendesu9587 3 года назад +8

      @@KidnapT dont use vpn ma boi, go back to ur cringe ass bili bili or youku, ltr jinping mad at u

    • @ayyguevara8448
      @ayyguevara8448 3 года назад +3

      *Chinese Taipei

  • @philliam_
    @philliam_ 9 лет назад +144

    Top 10 anime theme songs

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC 7 лет назад +4658

    *s u c c i s u c c i*

    • @preachymink9468
      @preachymink9468 7 лет назад +206

      TerrariaChap *f u c c i f u c c i*

    • @SMACKDOWN111
      @SMACKDOWN111 7 лет назад +186

      *w o n t o n* *h o n g k o n g*

    • @joel2973
      @joel2973 7 лет назад +7

      ded mem

    • @lewissipp2353
      @lewissipp2353 7 лет назад +33

      g u c c i g u c c i

    • @xtuhc
      @xtuhc 7 лет назад +70

      L O N G S C H L O N G

  • @thereallastoneleft1576
    @thereallastoneleft1576 3 года назад +101

    I had a VERY IMPORTANT business meeting/interview on my calendar and for the two weeks before the scheduled "day of", i prepared everything with diligence and organized myself in preparation for the most "epically" impressive presentation that anyone had ever seen...and on the last night before my big presentation......my younger brother comes up to me laughing hysterically and proceeds to put his headphones on my head and i hear this "Diss Track" playing and i laughed pretty hard and he went about his business.....and the next day as I'm setting up in the conference room, i begin whistling this tune as im singing THESE F*KEN LYRICS IN MY HEAD....
    Needless to say, i BOMBED horribly because throughout the entire presentation i found it difficult to articulate the info because in my head all i could hear is 🎶🎵"SUCKY SUCKY FUCKY FUCKY ONE TIME ONE TIME ONE TIMEE I'LL SEND YOU BAVK TO HONG KONG PAIR OF WONTONS!...."🎶🎵
    The preparation leading up to the day of was completely useless thanks to whatever this is...

  • @loadedx16
    @loadedx16 7 лет назад +663

    *PLAY* *THIS* *AT* *MY* *FUNERAL*

    • @aberoxx15
      @aberoxx15 7 лет назад +9

      ergh more like play this in bed 😂😂😂

    • @fbi534
      @fbi534 7 лет назад +3

      ergh i swear i will

    • @warnacokelat
      @warnacokelat 7 лет назад +5

      your funeral cant come any sooner

    • @KingNxt
      @KingNxt 7 лет назад +2

      You killed me

    • @vice7115
      @vice7115 7 лет назад +10

      *PLAY THIS AT MY WEDDING*

  • @jostonio
    @jostonio 5 лет назад +1861

    When you're in a Chinese restaurant and you hear a dog barking from inside the kitchen

  • @pickman2385
    @pickman2385 6 лет назад +1204

    Doctors: you have 5 min to live
    Me:

    • @Abram-Delgado
      @Abram-Delgado 6 лет назад +3

      Worth.

    • @4nnd711
      @4nnd711 6 лет назад +43

      The video is 4:21 minutes long. What are you going to do with the rest of 39 seconds?

    • @jjaurrgui
      @jjaurrgui 6 лет назад +13

      @@wellyeah5027 what are you gonna do with the next 37 seconds

    • @DjesonPV
      @DjesonPV 6 лет назад +5

      @@jjaurrgui You drink water

    • @nikalovesbananas
      @nikalovesbananas 6 лет назад +6

      eios 4... writing this Comment

  • @DrKen3000
    @DrKen3000 Год назад +47

    Crazy that Travis Scott sampled this

    • @Insan3Mach1ne
      @Insan3Mach1ne Год назад +1

      which song ?

    • @DrKen3000
      @DrKen3000 Год назад +2

      @@Insan3Mach1ne Looove I doubt he actually samples it but he definitely says the love me long time lol

    • @johandjerf9054
      @johandjerf9054 Год назад +3

      @@DrKen3000 It's from a movie called Full Metal Jacket

    • @DrKen3000
      @DrKen3000 Год назад +1

      @@johandjerf9054 oh interesting, I didn't know that at all.

    • @DrKen3000
      @DrKen3000 Год назад

      @@johandjerf9054 I'll have to look into it

  • @yamnes
    @yamnes 7 лет назад +294

    i feel very honored to have my city mentioned approximately 65 times in this wonderful song

    • @TMDTND
      @TMDTND 7 лет назад +5

      I hate cheese how tf do you live there

    • @smolsenx
      @smolsenx 7 лет назад +23

      Go back to hong kong dong

    • @yamnes
      @yamnes 7 лет назад +20

      supremehunter well I’m already in Hong Kong so...

    • @ajbro6428
      @ajbro6428 7 лет назад +2

      I hate cheese youtube is banned in China.

    • @dennisstafiej5704
      @dennisstafiej5704 7 лет назад +13

      AjBro Hong Kong governed by it's self and is pretty much independent but is claimed by China