Tank Silencer (Weird Tech)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @BimmerWon
    @BimmerWon 3 года назад +10003

    The engineers who designed this knew exactly what they were doing.

    • @neonthepartycat4990
      @neonthepartycat4990 3 года назад +206

      Anyone who mentioned it was shot...the commanding officer gave the orders ...he also came up with the idea...wait...no I mentioned it...Aw sh..
      *Place a singular bang sound here*

    • @soupenjoyer6173
      @soupenjoyer6173 3 года назад +51

      @@neonthepartycat4990 *BLAM*

    • @Moj_randy
      @Moj_randy 3 года назад +11

      Of course

    • @zacharydempster5383
      @zacharydempster5383 3 года назад +152

      Is that a suppressor or are you just happy to see me 😂

    • @yeettntyeet8999
      @yeettntyeet8999 3 года назад +5

      Definitely

  • @urielq2593
    @urielq2593 3 года назад +5153

    *blows up building with silenced tank*
    Nearby soldier: “Must have been the wind.”

    • @JW-zx5dr
      @JW-zx5dr 3 года назад +159

      lmao, If you haven’t watched it you should see “Tailing Missions From an NPC’s Perspective.” By Joel Haver

    • @digitaal_boog
      @digitaal_boog 3 года назад +3

      Not a silencer

    • @botskifani22
      @botskifani22 3 года назад +23

      "Nearby commander hmmm yes tge wiiinndddd" "sees huge pp in front of a tank" *dies of laughing

    • @BelialsGenuflect
      @BelialsGenuflect 3 года назад +15

      "They don't build buildings like they use to"

    • @LAPISTime25
      @LAPISTime25 3 года назад +17

      *Every stealth game guard ever

  • @Danger11007
    @Danger11007 3 года назад +5083

    Finally, I can truly be stealthy with my suppresser on my TANK

    • @zjanez2868
      @zjanez2868 3 года назад +58

      notices the barrel has no thread

    • @accent1666
      @accent1666 3 года назад +67

      Imagine if this was added to games like Battlefield?
      Would it work?

    • @mantask.9688
      @mantask.9688 3 года назад +12

      @@accent1666 i dont think so

    • @accent1666
      @accent1666 3 года назад +5

      @@mantask.9688 why not?

    • @zjanez2868
      @zjanez2868 3 года назад +40

      @@accent1666 it would work like a real life supressor
      instead of a massive bang it would make it a big bang

  • @uhsure206
    @uhsure206 3 года назад +2530

    “No, general I am telling you the ball decorations are necessary!”

    • @gotisenot
      @gotisenot 3 года назад +115

      As a german let me tell you this is 100% a sentence said when the high staff complained about the price of the Pimmelschalldämpfer.

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 3 года назад +65

      "But why?! Why are they necessary!"
      "SUPPORT!"

    • @albertantoniodavinhans4945
      @albertantoniodavinhans4945 3 года назад +11

      @@lordpumpkinhead265 yes

    • @lancengo5193
      @lancengo5193 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @reapertheone2348
      @reapertheone2348 2 года назад +2

      Those are the depression devices so the tank can depress the gun

  • @ScorpoYT
    @ScorpoYT 3 года назад +16972

    Ah yes the funny pp suppressor

    • @krotonium
      @krotonium 3 года назад +62

      Lol hi

    • @argoneia
      @argoneia 3 года назад +66

      Verified slav

    • @titoist2043
      @titoist2043 3 года назад +23

      underrated lol

    • @arsenalxploit7489
      @arsenalxploit7489 3 года назад +22

      My son you have fulfilled my wishes of a restored slavic influence on the internet

    • @titoist2043
      @titoist2043 3 года назад +6

      @@arsenalxploit7489 How's winter war going? :3

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 3 года назад +4830

    “It’s not about size, it’s about the performance.”

    • @yesaya19
      @yesaya19 3 года назад +109

      i'm saving this.

    • @AxellMorren
      @AxellMorren 3 года назад +39

      I forgot where I heard this

    • @thepuffin4050
      @thepuffin4050 3 года назад +66

      Napoleon, doesn't your... um... organ belong to a private owner and get sold in auctions?

    • @eviltwinkk
      @eviltwinkk 3 года назад +8

      True

    • @fcuagency2163
      @fcuagency2163 3 года назад +44

      Yea only if girls can appreciate that

  • @thewarbird7550
    @thewarbird7550 3 года назад +3287

    Tank is loud
    Literally everyone government: "just accept it"
    Germany bureaucrats:

    • @williamhe1967
      @williamhe1967 3 года назад +115

      Haha penis make tank go pff

    • @SansTheDrawer2732
      @SansTheDrawer2732 3 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @zhufortheimpaler4041
      @zhufortheimpaler4041 3 года назад +146

      well, considering that germany is the densest populated country in europe and one of the densest populated countries in the world......
      the population density in germany is 11 times higher than in the usa for example.
      every few kilometers there is a small village or town.
      every military training ground in germany is in viewrange or hearing distance from larger towns or villages.
      so either germany expands its territories for new training grounds (historically this was not the best idea) or they follow noise pollution regulations

    • @daotrongkhanh1205
      @daotrongkhanh1205 3 года назад +16

      Deutschland quality

    • @pastor3271
      @pastor3271 3 года назад +1

      Not literally everyone government

  • @oozorakyou
    @oozorakyou 3 года назад +2099

    " *If it looks stupid but works, it isn't stupid* "
    - _engineer who design this before he died due to excessive laughter_

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 3 года назад +4

      XD

    • @Sniper_4_Life
      @Sniper_4_Life 3 года назад +26

      Maybe that was the plan all along. In case of a war the enemy recons will die due to laughter, thus not delivering the vital information to command

    • @sinctova
      @sinctova 3 года назад +4

      Thats from the HECU manual

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 3 года назад +5

      It works as in if you show it to a crowd the following laughter will mask the noise.

    • @defrozendonut8715
      @defrozendonut8715 2 года назад +1

      @@Sniper_4_Life reminds me of the Monty python killer joke skit

  • @jacoblagera5015
    @jacoblagera5015 3 года назад +3369

    Civilians: It's too loud
    Scientists: Get some balls to shut there mouth off

    • @WesTheHunter
      @WesTheHunter 3 года назад +79

      Boom is Stored In The Balls.

    • @prasyaspaceagency7067
      @prasyaspaceagency7067 3 года назад +31

      if i can calculate it correctly, they are reducing loudness from 80db to 60db using long PP and 2 ball. If they using around 8 balls, there is no loud even theris only wind blows

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 3 года назад +1

      @Wikidog 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

    • @AJ-dx6bn
      @AJ-dx6bn 3 года назад +4

      ENGINEER IT'S ENGINEERS

    • @Zuion_Art
      @Zuion_Art 3 года назад +1

      I bet that the sound it make is the same as my wife after we have some stuff

  • @Pinpoint802
    @Pinpoint802 3 года назад +9244

    I heard the engineers designing this silencer eventually died of laughter. :D

  • @junkinkwok1233
    @junkinkwok1233 3 года назад +2207

    "Sir! It's too loud! I can't handle this!"
    "Get some balls, soldiers!"

  • @brandonchristen2472
    @brandonchristen2472 3 года назад +1250

    Citizens: "We wish for it to be less noisy on the gun range!"
    German Engineers: "Wish granted, but you have to live next to giant PP."

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 года назад +47

      some of the citizens: i see this as a win
      me: WHAT?!?!?!

    • @kcasc_hd
      @kcasc_hd 3 года назад +9

      Ive been to Meppen on more than one occasion and since the tanks use mufflers you dont really notice the artillery range that much if at all

    • @blinthepannkek6173
      @blinthepannkek6173 3 года назад +2

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 Sussy sus

    • @dynamix7345
      @dynamix7345 3 года назад +6

      All gay people moving in there

    • @PrethorynPete
      @PrethorynPete 3 года назад +2

      Me: *heavy no sound effect*

  • @idiotic_operators
    @idiotic_operators 3 года назад +2625

    This brings a whole new meaning to "fire in the hole"

  • @davidmckab7527
    @davidmckab7527 3 года назад +4546

    When you want to shoot at a library

  • @nolongerusing7430
    @nolongerusing7430 3 года назад +11968

    *[Insert dirty joke about silencer shape here]*

  • @lordgrimm2905
    @lordgrimm2905 3 года назад +2670

    My brain: you are an adult dont laugh about it
    some random comment: C O C K E N S U P R E S S O R
    My brain: * wheeze *

  • @trae3290
    @trae3290 3 года назад +426

    When you’ve seen this picture for over a decade and simple history Makes that video out of no where. Clutch

  • @papasult11
    @papasult11 3 года назад +3504

    "If it's something weird and it's the military, it's probably German"
    -My History teacher

    • @DavidLangeYU91
      @DavidLangeYU91 3 года назад +83

      *looks to japanese WW2 ambish tactics*. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @Trollportphosphat
      @Trollportphosphat 3 года назад +75

      G11 is defenetly one of the weirdest guns ever made,it fires 3 shots before the recoil kicks

    • @gabbyn.3049
      @gabbyn.3049 3 года назад +82

      Well the tech serves it's purposes anyway. We all know that German science is the best in the world.

    • @acapraichu4879
      @acapraichu4879 3 года назад +32

      @@gabbyn.3049 BBRRRAAAKKKAAAA MMMOOONNNOOOGGGAAA!!!
      ok I'm done

    • @Anon-qy7ln
      @Anon-qy7ln 3 года назад +25

      Or USSR prototypes

  • @theotv5522
    @theotv5522 3 года назад +583

    As a tank comander in Company of Heroes 2 once said:
    "Enemies spotted us, but we're in an Elephant, so no surprise there"

    • @crispylizard8295
      @crispylizard8295 3 года назад +24

      "tank explodes trying to go uphill"

    • @gnas1897
      @gnas1897 3 года назад +24

      "Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Im stuck on the eastern front
      *AND SO ARE FUCKING YOU"*

  • @obnoxiouscat6269
    @obnoxiouscat6269 3 года назад +641

    some random foot soldier: “ayo that bird coming towards us real fast-“

    • @X3105i
      @X3105i 3 года назад +20

      Scheiße

    • @kiliwami4086
      @kiliwami4086 3 года назад +38

      As the german artillerymen say "there are only 2 types of people on earth, artillerymen ... and targets"

    • @kaiserslavaniaashur1623
      @kaiserslavaniaashur1623 3 года назад +1

      @@X3105i *BOOM-*

    • @ThatWelshGuy.
      @ThatWelshGuy. 3 года назад +2

      @@kiliwami4086 "I object to that state *boom*

  • @TheNinjaNetworks
    @TheNinjaNetworks 3 года назад +2540

    Some general: "we need a tank silencer"
    Some PFC/Lance Corporal engineer in New Mexico: "shape it like a giant penis"

    • @buck7279
      @buck7279 3 года назад +11

      fr tho

    • @sazurishin9651
      @sazurishin9651 3 года назад +20

      Its the freaking design, why does it even have to look like that, does our silencers in the guns even look like that LMAO

    • @mohamedmouse1514
      @mohamedmouse1514 3 года назад +22

      @@sazurishin9651 it has to look like that due to the gun on the spg having a muzzle break. So a normal suppressor would only need to silence the gas going forward. Whereas, due to the muzzle break gas is going to either side so there needs to be a way to capture that gas also

    • @sazurishin9651
      @sazurishin9651 3 года назад +9

      @@mohamedmouse1514 Thanks for the info, but it still really looks like something the creators would laugh at too

    • @b1battledroid144
      @b1battledroid144 3 года назад +3

      Hello there

  • @nicholasnewlin1138
    @nicholasnewlin1138 3 года назад +2007

    Tank commander: "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
    Tank crew: 😂😂😂😂

  • @YataTheFifteenth
    @YataTheFifteenth 3 года назад +6729

    Literally everyone: "I wonder what're those Germans up to now."
    Germany: "LMFAO HANS GET ZE *C O C K E N S U P P R E S S O R* "
    damn y'all immature.

  • @possiblyrandom6703
    @possiblyrandom6703 3 года назад +620

    I love how the MASSIVE COCKENSUPPRESSOR is still covered in camo like its going to make it invisible

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. 3 года назад +42

      Imagine you being 30,000 feet above in a plane trying to find it, yeah, it helps alot. This is why not everyone can be an engineer.

    • @zippyparakeet1074
      @zippyparakeet1074 3 года назад +40

      @@SpeedKing.. This isn't world war 2; we don't use just the visible spectrum to spot objects anymore. That thing would be completely lit up in an IR scanner. It's just military decorum that its systems be in a certain colour scheme so as to induce a sense of uniformity.
      And, you're right, not everyone can be an engineer- quite evidently so.

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. 3 года назад +7

      @@zippyparakeet1074 ah yes my infantry carrying ir Google's all the time. Is it better to have camo than without it? Of course.

    • @zippyparakeet1074
      @zippyparakeet1074 3 года назад +20

      @@SpeedKing.. imagine having infantry at 30,000 feet lmfao.

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. 3 года назад +2

      @@zippyparakeet1074 you're misunderstanding what I'm saying on purpose so that you have an actual argument.

  • @Miconazole
    @Miconazole 3 года назад +1369

    Im sure that when this "silencer" is still in development, the people behind this project really KNOWS * wink * what they are doing.

    • @marshallowen4408
      @marshallowen4408 3 года назад +15

      Well..I wonder what it is * wink *

    • @74wf
      @74wf 3 года назад +5

      Giantn ingredients
      We make big choco chi cookies

    • @AR15Si
      @AR15Si 3 года назад

      Umm... that's hard to say.

    • @nitesy381
      @nitesy381 3 года назад

      I thought this was an early april fools joke

    • @nitesy381
      @nitesy381 3 года назад

      @卐 HitlerLoveϟϟ Anime 卐 mhm. It is a game first
      if i do not reply to you, will you massacre the jews we kept in our country?

  • @blackegret666
    @blackegret666 3 года назад +1951

    No, that is not a Giant "You know what" incase you're wondering.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 года назад +19

      It still looks like one...

    • @Jax360x
      @Jax360x 3 года назад +30

      @@DarrensGeneralInfo No

    • @frostwickedpaw2218
      @frostwickedpaw2218 3 года назад +2

      To be honest, It looks more like a gun attachment (like a bolted suppressor) for a sniper or a long barreled assault rifle than what people's mind usually go to

    • @chickenpurple6704
      @chickenpurple6704 3 года назад +1

      @@DarrensGeneralInfo no

    • @sweetgherkinz
      @sweetgherkinz 3 года назад

      hehehehehe

  • @Brutusoogabooga
    @Brutusoogabooga 3 года назад +1085

    People sitting on a nearby hill:
    Hey since when does the military make dic-

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад +22

      💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

    • @jacoblagera5015
      @jacoblagera5015 3 года назад +14

      it looks like a ball sack

    • @SansTheDrawer2732
      @SansTheDrawer2732 3 года назад +11

      Lol artillery shots c*m

    • @piglin469
      @piglin469 3 года назад

      @@SansTheDrawer2732 ha

    • @prasyaspaceagency7067
      @prasyaspaceagency7067 3 года назад +4

      @@piglin469 they shooting 155mm thick of C*M for something you won't gonna believe

  • @hazydoom69
    @hazydoom69 3 года назад +386

    2:38 I love how dead inside the citizens look even though the noise is gone.

    • @nyahjzt-7430
      @nyahjzt-7430 3 года назад +3

      lmao

    • @Fischbroetchen2k
      @Fischbroetchen2k 3 года назад +51

      I live not far from Meppen, I can confirm that the people there look like that

    • @goliathprojects7354
      @goliathprojects7354 3 года назад +24

      I've been to Meppen. That's pretty accurate

    • @oh_no7938
      @oh_no7938 3 года назад +5

      😐

    • @loginavoidence12
      @loginavoidence12 3 года назад +6

      @@goliathprojects7354 most everywhere in Germany. it's like talking to automatons

  • @guijpc4145
    @guijpc4145 3 года назад +356

    "Is that a tank silencer or are you happy to see me?"

  • @themajor5156
    @themajor5156 3 года назад +1406

    "Hanz, get ze tank silenzer!" - German Captain

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 3 года назад +19

      How to destroy other tanks without drawing suspicion

    • @scarydave7245
      @scarydave7245 3 года назад +24

      @@DarrensGeneralInfo Please dont Self promote

    • @janekfiranek123
      @janekfiranek123 3 года назад +4

      unable to locate the funny

    • @brickmastersk8658
      @brickmastersk8658 3 года назад

      JAwohl mein commandant

    • @reaperhunter7297
      @reaperhunter7297 3 года назад +1

      @@scarydave7245 bro he comments that on all of these videos

  • @startrooper453
    @startrooper453 3 года назад +343

    Stealth is optional
    Germany: *and i took this personally*

  • @baxblack4369
    @baxblack4369 3 года назад +71

    "I've got balls of steel".

    • @jctan2694
      @jctan2694 3 года назад +6

      It never shoots blanks

  • @elbowgod4924
    @elbowgod4924 3 года назад +615

    Imagine ur a solider and u get killed bu a tank with the
    B I G P P

    • @sorosaltgaming
      @sorosaltgaming 3 года назад +21

      How fortunate going out with a "Bang"

    • @Christmas-Jacket
      @Christmas-Jacket 3 года назад +1

      @@sorosaltgaming ok shut up

    • @RJ_Owlby
      @RJ_Owlby 3 года назад +5

      Just like how I always wanted to die

    • @yourmother3126
      @yourmother3126 3 года назад +2

      @@sorosaltgaming ...
      get out...

    • @luxbrumalis6879
      @luxbrumalis6879 3 года назад

      Damn you people are dirty minded

  • @BloodweiserDK
    @BloodweiserDK 3 года назад +682

    Army: How big a silencer do you want?
    Citizens: Yes

  • @johnapex4338
    @johnapex4338 3 года назад +545

    Even that silencer can't stop my father's sneeze

    • @purpel6034
      @purpel6034 3 года назад +17

      That Scilencer can make my wife gag

    • @shaskey
      @shaskey 3 года назад

      squidward's nose

    • @PSSA-zq6jy
      @PSSA-zq6jy 3 года назад +6

      That silencer can only reduce the sound of the tanks, not a nuclear blast

    • @Ray-qb2cj
      @Ray-qb2cj 3 года назад

      It literally broke

  • @andrebartels1690
    @andrebartels1690 3 года назад +25

    Fun fact: The WTD 91 Meppen is located in large swamp areas. Last year's, summer, when it was really hot and dry, they managed to set parts of the swamp on fire and couldn't put it out for several days. The smoke was so thick, that I could smell and see it 125km away in Wilhelmshaven. Well done, lads.

  • @tricouleur9689
    @tricouleur9689 3 года назад +241

    Soldier: Captain, the enemy has a new weapon. It’s a long smooth shaft complete with two balls.

  • @152mmgulag7
    @152mmgulag7 3 года назад +2416

    German field Marshall: *looks at design of muffler*
    Guys come on, be serious here
    Engineers: hahaha he told us to “come”

    • @typicalperson6389
      @typicalperson6389 3 года назад +82

      LOL
      guess we’re all civilized here in simple historyv

    • @silenthunteruk
      @silenthunteruk 3 года назад +8

      They don't have Field Marshall any more.

    • @mikewazowski471
      @mikewazowski471 3 года назад +19

      I'm proud to be the 420th like on this amazing comment

    • @ajax54
      @ajax54 3 года назад +19

      @@silenthunteruk your sense of humor is a modern field Marshall

    • @Shadow-sc5gx
      @Shadow-sc5gx 3 года назад +1

      Pingus

  • @eagles_can_fly
    @eagles_can_fly 3 года назад +217

    Who ever designed that knew damn well what they where doing

    • @TheNinjaDC
      @TheNinjaDC 3 года назад +17

      I mean, if they are going to neuter the tank’s noise, they have to add something back to counter it.

    • @sorosaltgaming
      @sorosaltgaming 3 года назад +3

      "There are no mistakes"
      -that german engineer

  • @franciscomartinez-losaerec2532
    @franciscomartinez-losaerec2532 3 года назад +29

    Ah yes, the legendary Neo Armstrong Cyclo Jet Armstrong Cannon, the legendary weapon that singelhandedly won countless battles across the universe.

  • @randomgamestuffchannel1498
    @randomgamestuffchannel1498 3 года назад +361

    General: I want a tank silencer that looks Terrifying so anybody we fight will be scared
    Engineer: RIGHT AWAY SIR!
    *The actual silencer* : big pp go brrrrrr

    • @nickkurzy2246
      @nickkurzy2246 3 года назад +6

      you mean big pp go shhhhhh

    • @bobstery6288
      @bobstery6288 3 года назад +2

      literally says “fu#k you” to whom they firing at.

    • @bigobloks1656
      @bigobloks1656 3 года назад +1

      @@nickkurzy2246 you mean the big PP go " "

  • @omrimoshe3993
    @omrimoshe3993 3 года назад +572

    "I mean how eles she will handle my Panzer" - Says hans to his friends in a pub.

  • @TrumpLester
    @TrumpLester 3 года назад +664

    Comments: Ehehehehehehehehe
    Simply History: "What's so funny about German Engineering?"

    • @XarnesGaming
      @XarnesGaming 3 года назад +44

      GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

    • @steventimotiustejo4182
      @steventimotiustejo4182 3 года назад +12

      @@XarnesGaming
      Sekai iiiicccchiiiii

    • @slavicnonatho8062
      @slavicnonatho8062 3 года назад +15

      I'm not defending german technological superiourity, I'm stating the fucking obvious!

    • @YurieSnowie
      @YurieSnowie 3 года назад +2

      Ehehehehehehehe funni pp tank suppressor

    • @anhkhoanguyentran5130
      @anhkhoanguyentran5130 3 года назад

      @@XarnesGaming German Benis is the best in the world!!!!!

  • @breadeatingcrystalwizard8402
    @breadeatingcrystalwizard8402 2 года назад +22

    i can just hear the crew saying:
    *”Hans, das nenne ich den Hodenschuss!”*

  • @UlfricReiddr
    @UlfricReiddr 3 года назад +105

    If youre bothered by the design of the silencer, let me as a german tell you that no shape wouldve done this marvellously manly piece of german ingenuity justice except this one. Dankeschön

    • @redskull2134
      @redskull2134 3 года назад +22

      You must misunderstand we welcome the design with wide, huge and enormous open arms

    • @sl2547
      @sl2547 3 года назад +13

      They should have called it the Schwanzer instead of the Panzer.

    • @keoken9078
      @keoken9078 3 года назад +4

      you all made me laugh so fricking hard 😂😂

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 3 года назад +384

    “Mine is average size!”
    - Said the AC1 Sentinel Tank

  • @ChandranPrema123
    @ChandranPrema123 3 года назад +489

    Call of Duty and Battlefield be like:
    "Gunsmith for your TANK"

    • @akriegguardsman
      @akriegguardsman 3 года назад +21

      -"Its too heavy can you cut the barrel"
      -"uh, ok"
      -"I need drum mags"
      -"what? Okay"
      -"Bayonet."
      -"dude why? I'm not gonna question"
      -"Can i have a giant sniper scope
      -"dude you already have one"
      [Guy stares at mechanic]
      -"okay fine I will add a sniper scope, happy?!"

    • @muhammhadharishakimmasno5242
      @muhammhadharishakimmasno5242 3 года назад +4

      @@akriegguardsman gregs sniper scope meme?

    • @akriegguardsman
      @akriegguardsman 3 года назад +3

      @@muhammhadharishakimmasno5242 yes

    • @iceberg2466
      @iceberg2466 3 года назад +3

      @@akriegguardsman ahhh a man of culture

    • @dentalbeaubft
      @dentalbeaubft 3 года назад

      @@akriegguardsman ah, a man of culture as well

  • @theotori1503
    @theotori1503 3 года назад +231

    The comment section: “In terms of maturity, we have no maturity.”

  • @azj_
    @azj_ 3 года назад +152

    Commender: Remember no noise in this mission.
    Tank crews: Yes sir

    • @xD-nj7yu
      @xD-nj7yu 2 года назад +2

      Oh wait a minute-

  • @TheWizardGamez
    @TheWizardGamez 3 года назад +458

    German citizens: why so loud
    Citizens of Nevada and New Mexico: (radiation intensifies)

    • @rammbostein
      @rammbostein 3 года назад +14

      What?1 i cant barely hear you over the sound of smoldering Trinitite

    • @40kanon
      @40kanon 3 года назад +19

      *drinks whiskey from vegas hotel while nukes detonate in the distance*

    • @claytonpactol8851
      @claytonpactol8851 3 года назад +3

      *I'm not surprised about nevada, given that mr. Hank J. Wimbleton*

    • @MisfiringSystemKing
      @MisfiringSystemKing 3 года назад +1

      @@claytonpactol8851 s o m e w h e r e i n n e v a d a

    • @rodrigopadilha5682
      @rodrigopadilha5682 3 года назад +1

      @@MisfiringSystemKing "HAAAAAAAAANK!"

  • @theshockerpit7274
    @theshockerpit7274 3 года назад +517

    Alright everyone let’s just imagine the elephant in the room it looks like a giant squeaky hammer specifically the ones you get as a little kid at the fair

    • @futabafanclub
      @futabafanclub 3 года назад +6

      Oh sh-
      *I remember that!*

    • @theshockerpit7274
      @theshockerpit7274 3 года назад +13

      Yeah you know the giant inflatable ones

    • @gamingkaizaal6799
      @gamingkaizaal6799 3 года назад +5

      @@theshockerpit7274 BØNK

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 3 года назад +4

      ...Your parents took you to _'adult entertainment'_ fairs when you were a little kid?

    • @roterex9115
      @roterex9115 3 года назад +1

      What fairs are you going to?

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 3 года назад +299

    And they say Germans don't have a sense of humour.

    • @tehalexy
      @tehalexy 3 года назад +22

      As a german, our whole army is a joke, actually we dont have more then 4 working jet fighters due to the extreme limited budget :D
      but i think that history told us, that its better that way ....

    • @upstreamtoast3512
      @upstreamtoast3512 3 года назад

      @@tehalexy you don’t want the Holy Roman Empire revived again

    • @Janoip
      @Janoip 3 года назад

      @@tehalexy that's not true we have far more than 10 jets that would be airworthy etc., the problem with the whole thing is the designation, airworthy=jet can fly and only the weapons still have to be attached, combat/operational=the jet is ready armed, as there are always 8 pieces in Germany, 4 in Bavaria and 4 in Wittmund, they only have to be launched and the pilots boarded.
      Airspace security.
      In addition then still those in Lithuania are stationed, with exercises participate and escort Russian jets out of the airspace.

    • @tehalexy
      @tehalexy 3 года назад

      @@Janoip interesting north korean facts? :D

    • @Anne_q555
      @Anne_q555 2 года назад

      This is no laughing matter

  • @piercepayumo4212
    @piercepayumo4212 3 года назад +621

    Looks like a mix between ancient and modern technology.

    • @ornellafrancis2466
      @ornellafrancis2466 3 года назад +9

      Not really ancient but not recent either.

    • @piercepayumo4212
      @piercepayumo4212 3 года назад +10

      Well I mean, on the thumbnail it looks like a big cannon used in medieval times with some modern implacations.

    • @pavelmachytka5604
      @pavelmachytka5604 3 года назад +2

      #Mike W cannons from the chinese discovorey???

    • @ornellafrancis2466
      @ornellafrancis2466 3 года назад

      @@piercepayumo4212 oh actually no you are right.I didn't see that at first.

    • @scottkrafft6830
      @scottkrafft6830 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, it's "ancient" all right... all us guys have it, after all! xD

  • @cowby6264
    @cowby6264 3 года назад +614

    Some child's mom before the silencer: HEY THAT TANK IS TOO LOUD
    Some child's mom after the silencer: WAIT THATS INAPROPRIATE

    • @SansTheDrawer2732
      @SansTheDrawer2732 3 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @fatherpucci6111
      @fatherpucci6111 3 года назад +12

      @TRISTEN RONICKER she's gonna want to talk to the general

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 3 года назад +2

      @@fatherpucci6111
      No she is going to demand to speak to the Chancellor.

    • @TheShadowOfZama
      @TheShadowOfZama 3 года назад +2

      As that old saying goes. "Be careful what you wish for."

    • @huntergoth
      @huntergoth 3 года назад

      Make up your mind, ma'am.

  • @cromwell4029
    @cromwell4029 3 года назад +316

    Teacher: what are you laughing at?
    Me: nothing
    My mind: *this*

    • @MrProfGenius
      @MrProfGenius 3 года назад +5

      Venus 🍆

    • @bawicz0
      @bawicz0 3 года назад +2

      he said the funny. 🤣🤣😂😂😭😭

    • @paprikaa117
      @paprikaa117 3 года назад +1

      @@MrProfGenius yes?

    • @MrProfGenius
      @MrProfGenius 3 года назад +1

      @@paprikaa117 No, I'm talking about a famous tennis player in the world, not you ! 😂

    • @darrendavies5704
      @darrendavies5704 3 года назад +1

      Hehehehe

  • @deadlineuniverse3189
    @deadlineuniverse3189 3 года назад +79

    Imagine getting a sneak kill with a tank.

  • @amnotthefather1518
    @amnotthefather1518 3 года назад +165

    They took the idea of *penetrating* their enemy's hull to literally.

    • @SansTheDrawer2732
      @SansTheDrawer2732 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @dentalbeaubft
      @dentalbeaubft 3 года назад +4

      Everybody gangsta till the enemy tanks says penetrate me harder daddy~

    • @TypeKK
      @TypeKK 3 года назад +2

      @@dentalbeaubft shoot and enemy tank says 'uuhhhh

    • @chen_plays4173
      @chen_plays4173 3 года назад +2

      _ok enough tank hentai for me today_

  • @m1a2abrams10
    @m1a2abrams10 3 года назад +133

    When there's a stealth option for the tank mission.

  • @snickersmyknickers5120
    @snickersmyknickers5120 3 года назад +128

    Me: *looks at thumbnail*
    "Heey i know this, this is the giant pe-... tank silencer"

  • @Revitalization4241
    @Revitalization4241 3 года назад +54

    When you take "shooting loads" to a whole new level

  • @reneengelke3218
    @reneengelke3218 3 года назад +40

    Meanwhile me living less than 1km away from the Rheinmetall Test Facility in Lower Saxony and growing up with Leopard 2 and PZH 2000 shots everyday without complaints.

    • @miguelmontenegro3520
      @miguelmontenegro3520 3 года назад +1

      Looks nice. There is an air base near my home and the attack planes and helicopters wake us up from time to time during training.

    • @reneengelke3218
      @reneengelke3218 3 года назад

      @@argumasch663 Yep

    • @reneengelke3218
      @reneengelke3218 3 года назад

      @@argumasch663 Naja man sieht die leider nicht oft, lediglich hören kann man die. Unterlüß an sich ist auch kein Ort in dem man gerne wohnt. RLP ist da meiner Meinung nach wesentlich schöner. Auch panzertechnisch hat RLP mit der Wehrtechnischen Studiensammlung in Koblenz einiges zu bieten und zusätzlich noch in der Nähe die beiden Technik-Museen in Speyer und Sinsheim.

  • @jrodriguez1374
    @jrodriguez1374 3 года назад +281

    Meanwhile the USMC in North Carolina:
    "Pardon our noise, it's the sound of freedom"

    • @user-ro9zf9kz1h
      @user-ro9zf9kz1h 3 года назад +17

      Meanwhile in the Nevada test site.

    • @some-jk4nx
      @some-jk4nx 3 года назад +20

      @@user-ro9zf9kz1h Nevada is just one big test site

    • @goldey2353
      @goldey2353 3 года назад +7

      @@some-jk4nx *Somewhere in Nevada*

    • @kingofthings7929
      @kingofthings7929 3 года назад +14

      Americans are far more accustomed to the sound of gunfire in the distance.

    • @HikariYuurei
      @HikariYuurei 3 года назад

      @@goldey2353 *A BATTERED BODY IS DENIED DEATH*

  • @averageforzaplayer1048
    @averageforzaplayer1048 3 года назад +163

    This brings a whole new meaning to Huge load

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 3 года назад +111

    *sees thumbnail* Is that the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon? It has a great finish!

    • @apollo5353
      @apollo5353 3 года назад +8

      A man of culture I see.

    • @mercce6750
      @mercce6750 3 года назад +6

      Yes! Exactly!

    • @karma4u16yolo3
      @karma4u16yolo3 3 года назад +7

      I was hoping to see this HAHAHAHAHAHa

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 3 года назад +3

      II would have called it the Positional Enclosure Noise Internment Silencer.

    • @darkknightbatman8269
      @darkknightbatman8269 3 года назад +5

      Gintama forever

  • @fighter4166
    @fighter4166 3 года назад +608

    Meanwhile some ladies, thinking even this length ain't enough.

    • @kin3441
      @kin3441 3 года назад +73

      Thing literally reaches the top of her abdomen
      "i don't think it's very big"

    • @SansTheDrawer2732
      @SansTheDrawer2732 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @layerdballoonswe
      @layerdballoonswe 3 года назад +3

      Yeah theres always one

    • @schworgis8951
      @schworgis8951 3 года назад +31

      She wants it to stimulate her brain.

    • @sorosaltgaming
      @sorosaltgaming 3 года назад

      Oh my gosh i love this episode

  • @RandomPerson-hd6wr
    @RandomPerson-hd6wr 3 года назад +85

    "Despite it's odd appearance" they wanted to say it but didnt want to sound unprofessional lol

    • @Nbomber
      @Nbomber 3 года назад +2

      Lol, delicately dancing around the elephant in the room.

  • @ThePago96
    @ThePago96 3 года назад +29

    As someone who was born in Meppen, I thought this was totally normal.
    Usually there is an open-door-day every year where they once demonstrated the difference of shooting with and without the muffler. As a child that was pretty impressive.
    I even know a guy working there as a "weapon technician" specialized on the Leopard 2 aka. Shooting with tanks and see what happens ^^

  • @erichrandomstranger1243
    @erichrandomstranger1243 3 года назад +493

    The dic- jokes we're imminent and the memes are inevitable.

  • @korbell1089
    @korbell1089 3 года назад +43

    When Hitman needs an artillery strike but still needs to complete the mission in stealth to get the achievement!

  • @jakobc.2558
    @jakobc.2558 3 года назад +184

    "Hey, we need a muffler for our MBT. How do we design it? Like a big PP?"
    "YES! Like a big PP"
    _(One year later)_
    "So they want to use our PP silencor for a even bigger gun. How do we make it fit?"
    "Add balls to the PP?"
    "Add balls to the PP! Yes! Brilliant!"

    • @galerus3776
      @galerus3776 3 года назад +4

      Gotta Compensate somehow

  • @neilcaezar306
    @neilcaezar306 3 года назад +142

    Oh God ,I already knew what the comments would be before I even pressed on the play button.

  • @TheBurberMan
    @TheBurberMan 3 года назад +352

    Karl: Hans
    Hans: Ja
    Karl:
    Montieren Sie den Schwanzschalldämpfer!
    Hans: *Dies of laughter*

  • @theredsickle5740
    @theredsickle5740 3 года назад +52

    TANK with Tank Silencer :" Hay girl, look at my big gun"

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 3 года назад +183

    "That isn't a suppressor , *THIS IS A SUPPRESSOR"*

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 3 года назад +4

      “Step-Tankette got stuck again!”

    • @karlmuller3690
      @karlmuller3690 3 года назад +2

      Shizu-chan - " The Crocodile Dundee of Tank Noise Supression Eqiptment "

  • @c_chimba
    @c_chimba 3 года назад +159

    German Army : *shoots king kong with tank silencer*
    King Kong : Sucky Sucky for 1 Bucky

  • @samsmotzzz2171
    @samsmotzzz2171 3 года назад +123

    We all know your first thoughts from looking at the thumbnail.

    • @thepuffin4050
      @thepuffin4050 3 года назад +5

      What do you mean, we were all obviously thinking what an odd piece of machinery it is, and we were all wholesomely anxious to learn about modern weaponry. Right?...

    • @thyme923
      @thyme923 3 года назад +1

      Nein

    • @Castdeath
      @Castdeath 3 года назад

      That’s a nice Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon

    • @Lucas-sm8mn
      @Lucas-sm8mn 3 года назад

      @@thepuffin4050 Nein

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 3 года назад +4

      @@Castdeath why not just call it the
      Positional
      Encapsulating
      Noise
      Internal
      Silencer

  • @JS-rg8uh
    @JS-rg8uh 3 года назад +49

    3:37
    Naughty naughty germans...

  • @muhammadcalvin8281
    @muhammadcalvin8281 3 года назад +84

    I see the germans finally figuring out how to make Neo Armstrong Cyclone Armstrong cannon

  • @Hail5
    @Hail5 3 года назад +42

    Ah yes, the legendary Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon

    • @Andrei-if1dr
      @Andrei-if1dr 3 года назад +2

      Hahah looking for this comment

    • @ikimaizad639
      @ikimaizad639 3 года назад +1

      Let me guess,Gintama?! Hahaha....

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 2 года назад

      Pictures of the actual supressor got shared too much in Gintama fan groups.
      many of us were happy to find that the LEGEND is real lol

    • @samuel-kf7go
      @samuel-kf7go 2 года назад

      Perfection isn't it

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 3 года назад +36

    “You wanna go stealth or loud?”
    “Absolutely.”
    “What..?”

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 3 года назад +118

    Finally, I can now sneak my 70 ton block of armor and guns

  • @Ypog_UA
    @Ypog_UA 3 года назад +48

    3:24
    *"It's not funny it's not funny it's not funny it's not funny it's not funny it's not funny it's....*

  • @Fandilin
    @Fandilin 3 года назад +51

    "The Engineer is Engi-here"
    - Engineer Gaming

  • @bonkedwoofy4240
    @bonkedwoofy4240 3 года назад +54

    People: This sound is so annoying I can lose my hearing
    Grandparents: *Flashbacks*

  • @thesauce1682
    @thesauce1682 3 года назад +208

    Wait a minute, isn't this the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon?

  • @Devantejah
    @Devantejah 3 года назад +30

    2:38
    You can see how happy the german citizens are.

    • @sorosaltgaming
      @sorosaltgaming 3 года назад +5

      I bet they were really happy because the the giant-
      Uhh.. 'tank suppressor'

    • @davidbooth46ify
      @davidbooth46ify 3 года назад

      @@sorosaltgaming stfu

    • @neutraltbr2146
      @neutraltbr2146 3 года назад

      @@davidbooth46ify N

    • @gotisenot
      @gotisenot 3 года назад +1

      tiss is not funy we german peopel are veri happi peopel AND ITS VERY RUD OF YU TO SAY ASAWISE

  • @user-ur7hl5ek6z
    @user-ur7hl5ek6z 3 года назад +9

    3:22 Ah..." Neo Armstrong cyclone jet Armstrong cannon " high degree of perfection , isn't it ?

  • @armymenplatoon5558
    @armymenplatoon5558 3 года назад +217

    Thanks for the history lesson is going to be shocked when I go back to School

  • @DSMCasual
    @DSMCasual 3 года назад +73

    Girls Und Panzer: Operation Sneaky
    Miho: “We need to be sneaky.”
    Yukari: “I have an idea. *Show this*
    Miho: “This is not what I meant?

    • @joe-xk8nl
      @joe-xk8nl 3 года назад +4

      weeb

    • @partyplayer2153
      @partyplayer2153 3 года назад +1

      @@joe-xk8nl how so

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 3 года назад +1

      Rule 34

    • @dragon_ninja_2186
      @dragon_ninja_2186 3 года назад +1

      Considering it’s post WW2 I doubt it will appear. But it would be hilarious though.

    • @ju1c3_e56
      @ju1c3_e56 3 года назад +2

      Oh god, would've been great if they did that lmao

  • @soldadoryanbr7776
    @soldadoryanbr7776 3 года назад +225

    So that's where the meme came from...

  • @cainmathewson1857
    @cainmathewson1857 2 года назад +9

    Head of Army Supply: Uh, huh... Did you by happen to consult outside help when designing this?
    Designer: Yes actually! We initially had trouble whilst brainstorming so we sought help from a psychologist. We spared no expense and even reached out to Sigmund Freud himself for the design!
    Head of Army Supply: ...You don't say...

  • @bobveinne2439
    @bobveinne2439 3 года назад +26

    I remember seeing "when you really have to kill that spider" meme back in 2015 or so and I thought it was a fake image. Amazing to see that it's real.

  • @therealxlage8579
    @therealxlage8579 3 года назад +29

    soldier doing sleath attack*
    commander: add the tank silencer!
    Enemy in the distance: yo why there a pp

    • @sorosaltgaming
      @sorosaltgaming 3 года назад +3

      It strikes fear into their enemies

    • @potatoslayer69420
      @potatoslayer69420 3 года назад +1

      Enemy in the distance once theyve figured it out: *Dear god no*

  • @ferdo666
    @ferdo666 3 года назад +7

    I love how at 3:34 the Howitzer has a Face :D

  • @codywright7932
    @codywright7932 3 года назад +29

    "There are no accidents"
    -Master Oogway

    • @noobslayerxxx
      @noobslayerxxx 2 года назад +3

      "There are no Oogway." -Master Accident

  • @titaiao
    @titaiao 3 года назад +132

    Germans in 1944: this is fine
    Germans in 2020: Little sounds hurt me

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 3 года назад +19

      Poles in 2020: ,,You don't fear me anymore!"
      Germans: ,,How about this?" Puts out a tank
      Poles: ,,Told ya - you don't scare me"
      Germans: ,,Time for my secret weapon:" Puts out a tank silencer
      Poles: *Go back! Go back now!*

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 года назад +24

      I hate it when people make noise complaints when I fire my Main Battle Tank in my backyard.

    • @nicholasthuya7683
      @nicholasthuya7683 3 года назад +7

      @@Nugcon war thunder vibes

    • @adamscott7354
      @adamscott7354 3 года назад +5

      They werent next to these higher powered, more powder usage, 120 mm guns were they, people cant even think clearly next to sound like that, rattles the blood in their brain too much

    • @utkarshg.bharti9714
      @utkarshg.bharti9714 3 года назад +1

      Germany is no longer the force that it was...sad to see that they associate military & strategic prowess with return to Nazism and discard it so vehemently despite making the best conventional military equipment on earth.

  • @GarrettsGear
    @GarrettsGear 3 года назад +126

    Jokes on the enemy, I'm not showing up on their radar now.

    • @mrj9187
      @mrj9187 3 года назад +3

      I see ur a man of culture as well

    • @yabahal-fakher7992
      @yabahal-fakher7992 3 года назад

      Now just to get the subsonic bois

  • @lcc7198
    @lcc7198 3 года назад +27

    That Howitzer muffler looks a bit strange.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 3 года назад +8

    Soldiers: **fighting and shouting**
    Civilians: “Hey! Could you guys keep it down?”
    Soldiers: **fight and shout slowly/quietly**

  • @Aimanika_QII
    @Aimanika_QII 3 года назад +34

    Everybody gangsta until jets have their own silencers

    • @mapletreepower7038
      @mapletreepower7038 3 года назад +1

      But then you’ll lose the brrrrrrttt

    • @Frisher1
      @Frisher1 3 года назад

      @@mapletreepower7038The BRRRRT is the sound of the bullets hitting the ground, so no

    • @mapletreepower7038
      @mapletreepower7038 3 года назад +1

      @@Frisher1 well no the brrrr consists of the the the gun firing and the rate of which that gun fires
      Like when you watch an a10 gun run those shells hit the ground before sound reaches the same point because the shells are super sonic

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 3 года назад

      It already got it - in 1960's Pratt&Witney JT9D jet engine had something we could call a ,,silencer"

    • @kutter_ttl6786
      @kutter_ttl6786 3 года назад

      @@Admiral45-10 I remember seeing that, looked like a bunch of tubes at the rear of the engine. IIRC airlines didn't like them because it reduced both performance fuel efficiency.