Top 10 Funniest Eric Cartman Songs
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Top 10 Funniest Eric Cartman Songs
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The most hilarious and memorable Eric Cartman songs can be found right here! We'll be looking at the funniest originals and covers by this beloved South Park character, such as Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch, Minorities at My Water Park, I'm Not the Poorest Kid in School, In the Ghetto, Somalian Pirates We, Give Life A Try, and more. Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks for the Top 10 Eric Cartman songs.
#10. “In the Ghetto”
#9. “I'm Not the Poorest Kid in School”
#8. “Somalian Pirates We”
#7. “Fingerbang"
#6. “O Holy Night”
#5. “Give Life a Try”
#4. “You and Cthulhu”
#3, #2 & #1: ????
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Okay :3
Top ten jew jokes
What the hell? I just checked this out and found this a year later.
@@ogfunny3097 all the Jewish jokes that Trey and Matt convey are just widely-used stereotypes, that idea sucks lol, it would be the exact same "joke" for 6/10 entrances with the rest being non-original, Top 10 the original shit like terrorists attacking our imagination, Tom Cruise packing fudge and Mecha Streissand
ahh watch mojo, top ten list mixed in with idiotic and nonsensical politics
"My mom so poor that she cant even pay attention" lmao....
The best one is my mom is so poor she walks doen the street with one shoe and when you ask her if she lost one she says no o found one
Best mom jokes ever. Love him 😁 hes my spiritual animal 😁
my mama so poor she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioniiiiingggg😿😿😿
He is actually a really talented singer
He doesn't even sing its just him talking over a beat lmao
He could be a singer one day if he wanted to but instead, he just trolls his friends and does what he wants
@@ruckas3435 the dawg honestly sounds kinda "kewl"
Fr tho
@@pandawastaken9158 that could include being a singer in the future
Trey does such a good job with cartman, couldn’t be more perfect voice acting
His rendition of "She works hard for the money" has been haunting the deepest reaches of my brain for 22 years
I always enjoyed his cover of “I Swear” when he’s trying to convince the new black girl that he’s gay with Kyle so she’ll date Token instead. “I’ll love you with every gay beat of my heart. I swear, Kyle!” lol
With actual brad paisley on the backing vocals
this one is my favorite haha
Why no Come Sail Away
Who else new that “Kyle’s Mom” would be #1
I thought either that or Poker Face
Knew*
I thought it but poker face would be 2
Knew
Peoples, New and knew sounds the same :P
“But Eric, we don’t want you to die!!
You’re so kewl, we’d be sad at skewl!”
Dressed up like logic😂😂
“Well im a creep, Im a weiner”- cartman
Kyle: “I’m really sick of him calling my mom a- “
Eric: “ WHAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLE”
he said weeeellllllllll not whaaaaaaaaaaallllllle
Bruh Moment ok boomer
Hes referring to himself
@@jimmyaltmann6515 oop-
JumboJetAliTV So now we are calling people old for correcting others
W o w.
*My Mom Is So Poor She Walks Down The Road With One Shoe*
elijah hunter and if u ask her if she lost a shoe she says no I found one
@@possiblytony5825 What
Oh yea... My mom's so poor she can't even pay attention.
elijah hunter what about she opened a gmail account just so she could eat the spam 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And if someone asks if she lost a schoo then she says no i found one
How can you NOT have him singing come sail away?! At least on honorable mentions
I know right
Kyle: I'm sick of him calling my mom a-
Eric/Cartman: WWWHHHAAALLLEEE!!!!
Its well not whale.
Crafty Tamara wooooooosh
@@tamaraj4200
The joke
--------->
You
Eric and Cartman are the same people. His name is Eric Cartman
Eric Cartman is one of the greatest rappers of our generation
Shawn Ugwudike hes like a little eminem
idk Jimmy got bars too
Shawn Ugwudike better than Lil Pump
L that's true
He spittin fire 😂
*Funniest* songs? They're not funny! They're kewl! And are true music!
But isn't funny a good thing?
@@haileykitty6993 oh, I mean- I- yeah but-....... god damn it.
I love it!!!!!
Shut up evil boi
Lol
Number 1 never gets old especially with it's ending 😂
As a kid my mom hated me watching South Park. Yet I remember when I played her this song, that big-band “I really mean it…” ending even made her laugh 😂
KAMEHAMAEA BIATCH😂
The kick line bro it’s just too good
"Put It Down" is an awesome song, and Cartman's rap during it is absolute gold. Forever my #1.
Don’t know if everyone else did, but I got Hamilton vibes from the rap.
You forgot “make it right” in the episode where Cartman thinks he died
SHEESH! Gonna make, make it riiiuight.
Andthey glanced over the greatness of Faith + 1!
Oh yeah
Where he thinks his mum is crying but shes actually getting...
make, make it right
"'You guys are my best friends
Through thick and thin, we've always been together.
We're four of a kind, havin' fun all day
Pallin' around and laughin' away
Just best friends - best friends are we.'
I love you guys." - Evil Cartman
*Kyle and Stan stare in shock*
DEthe5150
@Chef Mate Cartman hates them so they were surprised.
What is this episode?
I’ve memorized the “kyles mom” song by heart
Same
Same
Even the other language part?!
Me too lmao
My favorite episode
being a musician i really appreciate that Cartman has some serious musical skills
BBB
In fairness Eric cartman is right Kyle's mom is no fun. She is the poster woman for crushing dreams and whining just because thank you Eric cartman.
And her blood is tainted with the three J's let's not forget
Jevon Jackson Hillary Clinton is trying to claim that title in real life.
Jevon Jackson well duh. She's the town buzzkill
Jevon Jackson What What whaaaaat?!?!?!
Jevon Jackson cool
Poker Face should've been in top 10, maybe even top 5
Hi Timmah
I'm disappointed that's not on the list
How are you typing
I wanna roll with him
My heart and we will be
I don't give a crap 'bout whales
So go and hug a tree!
Still singing this when I hear Pokerface on the radio! Thanks Eric! 😂
It's number 3 for me
I find the lack of ‘Faith +1’ disturbing
My favourite will always be “Minorities” - so wrong and yet so funny
MINORITIES IN MY WATERPARKKK
The song at 4:04 is from Faith +1
I think I saw a Native American, gross
The one where he sings heat of the moment, it isn’t that he loves kenny, he just wanted to use stem cells for shakeys pizza
They say that in the video at the end of that segment
False. All Cartmen songs are Top 10.
okrajoe soooo 10 songs?
THIS PERSON KNOWS WHAT HE IS TALKNG BOUT
okrajoe you didnt say what you meant too
cartMAN
okrajoe mhm I agree XD
2:19 And When Someone Asked Her If She Lost A Shoe She Said “No I Found One!”
Where is "California Love" it's hilarious.
In the ciiiiiityyyyyy
@@elenam3798 City Of Santa Monica
Also “make it right”, “California love”, “I swear”, and “what happened on 9/11”... oh, and I know it’s not singly a Cartman song, but I love “uncle fu**a” 😂
Is nobody gonna mention how _beautifully_ he sang "I Swear" to Kyle in the stadium??
*I love you with every gay beeeaaat of my heeeaaart* ~
It's a beautiful.
spAghEttIchIpFry That was embarrassing..
I keep singing it-
Fun Fact:Brad paisley played himself in that episode.
I don’t see why Kyle looks so shocked that they came from Cartman . Considdering that Kyle is his #1 enemy
Catman is stupid and hilarious at the same time. I have actually quoted him a few times to others.
We've all quoted Eric Cartman at one point or another in our lives.
Sarah Cain, was one of those lines "Screw you, guys! I'm going home!!!"
c a t m a n
Yeah catman is stupid
Respect my *authoritah!!*
Cartman singing poker face is so god damn funny 😂
The episode where Cartman sings about minorities at his waterpark was the first episode I ever watched LMAO.
I know right Kyle and I love south park games
They forgot Taco Flavoured Kisses :P
Siddharth Varma That was Mitch Conner dressed as Jennifer Lopez
That was hennifer Lopez
Yeah...
should have been number one honestly
Siddharth Varma y that was the best
You right,"Kyle's mom" is the best cartman song
These are better than anything in the charts
Change my mind
Bro when the *Kutulu* (probs butchered that spelling) came on I literally shouted “OMG ITS TOTORO”
Cthulu
The anime character?
You totally forgot California when they were getting rid of the homeless.
i was looking for this comment
Yes
That was better than the original XD
cali FOWN YA YA, take good care of their homelesssss
POKER FACE SHOULD HAVE MADE THE LIST!
Rman Nayr for reals!!!!!!!
I don't give a crap about whales, so go and suck a tree!
@@kinyutaka hug a tree*
“I don't give a crap 'bout whales, so go and hug a tree.”
My fave line! 😂
Please update this with Cartman singing “Hard Knock Life”
i really love Eric Cartman!He deserves to sing not just in South Park!Thanks,Matt and Trey for this legendary and melodic character!
I really liked it when he sang I swear to Kyle in Season 16
Will Darby I thought he sang it for Token.
Will Darby ah damn, that was great
Chris Salinas Well he was trying get two people of the same race together
WatchMojo idea top 10 worst things Cartman has done to Butters
Butters is my favourite character in South Park
@@dmc294 Pft Wendy is better you simp
Great idea
That happened btw
The star ⭐️ in his eye 👁 and making him pretend to be a dog to get health care!! Butters is MY favorite too!!
"Minorities at my Waterpark" is my favorite.
yep #1 is correct , when i was in high school i loved that song. had it as my ringtone for a bit
“Mexicans and Asians.”
“I think I even saw a Native American....gross.”
I’m Native American (a real one) and I always thought that line was hilarious.
My favorite part of any Cartman song
We're SUPPOSED to laugh at Cartman's intolerance because it's stupid and real. I applaud South Park for bashing everyone, especially those who take themselves too cereal.
I’m Peruvian and when they did the Peruvian flute bands episode with the guinea pigs I just couldn’t stop laughing , I was dying proudly
Because you appreciate the satire of it. 👍🏽
@@hjeb1986 awww you see?
I haven't felt that.
It always saddens me South Park hasn't made fun of my home country yet.
The Mexicans get the majority of Hispanic/Latino attention.
At least you have been featured 👏😘
We all knew #1
Jared Robillard igual n
Bitch bitch
Apologies if anyone else already stated this. Just a note, at 5:06 Cartman wasn't being adorable and showing his love for the holiday, he was attempting to scam his way on to the nice list from the naughty list before Christmas day so he owuld get the present he wanted.
I think we all knew Kyle’s Mom would be #1. Apart from perhaps the theme song, id say its surely the most iconic South Park song ever.
I LOVE SOUTH PARK DONT YOU ?
jack harrington 👍
ENDER DAYI Yes Do You Know Why?
Rin Okumura because legends always legend
ENDER DAYI No Because IM BATMAN!
Rin Okumura hahaha That's Right
What about "In My Safe Space"
Aww that’s a classic!!
" all that matters is nowon thinks im a toool. Cause im not l, hes not the poorest kid at the skewlll.
“You might call me a p*ssy but I can’t hear you in my safe spaceeeeee”
That one and Come Sail Away should have been on this list.
I just find it very funny when Cartman sang "I Swear" by All-4-One. xD
Kyles Mom song is the best #1 pick ever.
Lmfao “In the Ghettoo”
I can’t believe this list didn’t include “Japanese Prison Blues” and “I Hate You Guys”
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No Taco Flavored Kisses!?!?!?!?
rabidsimian that was my favorite song. I laughed so hard.
Not written by Cartman. It was written by Mitch Conner.
Can't believe they cut out the jazz hands "chaa" at the end of the song. That really sells it.
That big-band ending from “I really mean it, Kyle’s mom…” is certainly why I think the film version is better. So hilarious, especially after saying “what?” due to Sheila being behind him 🤣
The narration takes all the joy from this video
When it mentioned the song "minorities in my waterpark" I absolutely started dieing of laughter.
"Like most fourth graders he dreams of joining forces with the ruler of darkness" hehehehe, so true
Ikr
I KNEW "Kyle's Mom" would be #1. :D
I was way too happy to see that "Fingerbang" (#7) wound up being featured again in "Band in China". 😀
Poker face should’ve been in top 5. Plus, him singing California love should’ve been at least an honorable mention
PUT IT DOWN FINALLY GETTING RECOGNITION
I've been watching South park since I was 3...
Thanks dad for making me the dirty minded teen I am today😂
I ve been watching south park since last year. And i liked it a lot
there's literally a commercial of south park just like this
I’ve been watching it since I was 7. My parents still have no idea I have been watching it.
That was me with adult swim. And started comedy Central by the time I was 5-7
Yea? Well my mom put headphones over her belly when she was pregnant with me so I could listen to South Park as a developing fetus still in the womb. So screw you guys...I'm going home.
Eric’s rap line in Tweek and Craig’s Put It Down song is probably the funniest part
No “Come Sail Away?” Damn
I knew the moment that the number one song would be Kyle's Mom XD
wheres is i'm gonna make it right? not even honorable mention? damn.
José Azcona best song, hands down
Best episode too.
I know right?! Sometimes ill get that song stuck in my head just out of nowhere!
José Azcona Japanese prison song should have been there too.
I think I had a seizure trying to read that
I'm so happy in the ghetto made the list. I couldn't breathe when I first heard it
What about “Eric, we don’t want you to die”?
It's number 5
Minority's at my water park all the way
one of the/if not the best southpark song but in all of southpark uncle fucker is one of the best and so is boogers and cum
but this was just a cartman songs vid
How did "come sail away" not make the list? If not even top 3? Wth
I agree wtf
this list was a joke.
The song is so bad not even Eric Cartman can save it
"It's like when you hear the beginning of 'Come Sail Away' by Styxx ..."
Kyle's Mom -diserves- to be number one. ... ... But how is "Come Sail Away" not in the top three?
@@ChurchNietzsche Kyle's mom is number one, for sure. But "come sail away" isn't even mentioned? Bad form watchmojo
You and Cthulhu being a My Neighbor Totoro parody/reference will forever be funny to me
Days never finished, master got me working
Where's "I'm a Little Piggy. Here's My Snout"?
Come sail away from their chef aid album is my favorite song cartman sings, so good
Mine, too!
i love the barbershop quartet scene 😂👏🏼
Plot Twist: The last one killed Kenny because he was laughing too hard about Kyle's Mum is a Bitch song, so that's why we don't see Kenny on the last song.
Wow what About “Make it Right”
When Eric Ghost and wants to do good to go to heaven
What people think the episode Put It Down is about: It's South Park's way of saying Trump needs to stop tweeting stupid things all the time.
What it's REALLY about:
Hey look how gay Tweek and Craig are.
Perfect Cell The Commenter Yes
The episode was about texting and driving not a shot at Trump but the channel has obvious hate for Trump. Go figure. FAKENEWS
@Chris Landrum Idk if you're just being a troll but if you actually watched the season (or even just the episode) you'd know Mr. Garrison turned into a parody of Trump. And if you actually paid attention to the song you'd have noticed that they were saying "If I ever become president, I promise to not be on my phone." And people were getting calls saying they were elected president and put their phone down. This is clearly a shot at Trump for all of his tweeting because the episode featured people getting into car accidents because they were paying too much attention to Garrison's (Trump parody) tweets.
Sorry but South Park makes fun of both sides equally. They take just as many shots at Clinton.. Did you see the episode when they were making fun of how dumb she is? With "my opponent is a liar and do not believe anything he says"? And also they DO refer to her as a turd sandwich. I think it's hilarious. Even Trump supporters know that he overdoes it on twitter.. It's a jab, big deal. It's humour.
@@marqparks Can't you tell I'm joking? And I know all that I watched the season and the episodes.
Anyone else remember
"My momma so poor she waves around a popscicle and calls it air conditioning"
If this was updated the social distant song would be here
Yes Kyle's mom is no fun. In fact other mothers should avoid her at all costs. Kyle will need to go the extra mile to prove his loyalty. So remember if you have a friend who's Mother is like Kyle's mom. Please walk away for piece of mind.
Exactly
I have a friend who is named Kyle and his mom is just like that
Not one song from Christian Rock Hard?
I know!! And those honorable mentions should have made the list
Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross , I can't help but think that he looks kinda hot
Body of Christ, sleek and swimmers body,all muscled up and toned!
I was expecting some Taco-Flavoured Kisses for my Ben
I know, right?
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
Feel his salvation all over my face...
Cartman deserve an oscar and emmy.
Give life a try is the absolute best for me, those musical arranges are kewl!
In “Kyles Moms a Bitch” Stan is just standing there smiling like the normal person he is 😂
Can't believe they left out "Jesus baby "
@Killian Frazier THEY DIDNT it wasnt actually cunted on the list just used as a passing joke to put over a different song
Cartman, Randy, Ike, Butters, Timmy, Jimmy, ...and almost everyone execpt Butters dad are -my fav characters.
I stan' so hard, ty for posting this. Love another update. Cartman needs his own soundtrack released. Drop it cause its hot, you have majority show watchers all for it!!!
How about “In My Safe Place” Aleast in a honorable mention
honorable ention along with i swear California and Come sail away should be on the actual list
Lunar Alert? 77 Political propaganda is the reason. In this list, they put a song about Cartman’s relationship problems just to mention the song “Put it Down” and basically saying that Trump shouldn’t be president.
watchmojo:Eric is naive
me: wtf
@Tynox 01 Cartman: Gets bully's parents killed and feeds them to bully as a Chili con Carne. Watchmojo: Yeah, he's naive.
All of these are great.
My absolute favourite, is the one where he sings "Theres got to be a morning after" in the Succubus-episode ;)
Hahahaha i love it
I got the chills when I heard cartman singing at 5:01
OMG They've killed Kenny!
You bastards!!🤣
Well wait till the next episode lol
Omg they killed Kenny you bastards
U bastards
*Y O U B A S T A R D S*
Everyone will and always know Cartman’s songs are pure gold.
how is cartman's 'i swear' not in this top 10
Where is the day is never finished, master got me working