The Peel: "I Ate A Burger Off The Ground" By Lydia Thomas
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- The Peel is a live storytelling and poetry show from ClickHole. On today’s episode, Lydia Thomas shares her short story titled “I Ate A Burger Off The Ground.”
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how very brave for her to come out and tell her heartbreaking story to the world
Chris News
*Woosh*
At the end of the day, we all eat a burger off the ground ❤️ #Unity #Equality #Peace #Badbeef
"One whopper, hold the ground"
i was so inspired
oof i felt that
Powerful stuff.
So young, so brave.
There are, I'm sure, a lot of slam poets out there who are like "this is rediculous over the top satire. That's not what slam really is." but I been in the game a while now. And I've been to a lot of bad open mics. This isn't too far off the mark. In fact, it's better. And this is becoming my favorite channel.
You can tell she’s had a very hard life. I’m so inspired she was able to overcome the hardships of the burger that resembled her family’s past. She over came it. She shat 30 pounds of hardship out. She is a true hero
20% Woman 80% hookworms 100% reason to remember the windex
This is the society we live in. We let poor women eat burgers off the ground, whilst we men eat pizzas from roofs.
Patriarchy is actually disgusting, we really live in a society
Snoiper Men's food will always be higher than women's food as long as we live by the notion that men should have a higher place in society. That's why the relegate the homeless and the criminals to eat at the bottom of wells and mines, and all the billionaires eat atop skyscrapers, mountains and in their own private planes. The higher your food, the more important you are.
We really live in society
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
Oh, god damn it
Veronica takes her fill of ground burgers and forces Chad to pick up the pieces after she becomes 80% hookworm, meanwhile gamers like us, the true minority, are left alone and burgerless
My English teacher is making us memorize poems for poetry out loud and I wish I could do this poem
my favorite thing is that I've been sifting through slam poetry on RUclips and its algorithm legit put this in my recommends...beautiful
I guess she doesn't like ground beef hamburgers...
omnitrix1992 The spirit of the pun is strong with this one.
Too bad, it was dirt cheap.
I can't wait to use these videos in my esl class.
It do be like that sometimes...
This video is so powerful... I’m holding back tears...
The Enchanted Mango Was your post as simply written as it is simply red?
this is so heart wrenching. she deserves MORE than 15 million for what those horrible burger kings did to her. you can really tell that these new burger tyrants dont care about their product. the windex should have been more than enough to prevent her from getting food poisoning, but these disgusting people up in the burger throne have changed the recipe to prevent this from happening. truly sickening.
Gives me the vibes of spoken word and poetry videos that’s on RUclips
The crowd clicking their fingers had me.
I feel like Clickhole is making content that appeals to an audience of 1. Me. I feel like Clickhole is making videos that I like and everyone else on the planet hates. And that makes me happy.
This made me cry. I can't believe America could do this to a beautiful young girl like this.
What an inspirational story, we should all strive to be like this woman
*proceeds to eat a slice of pizza I found on the subway*
Edit: what's fucked about this comment is I live in the hellscape of Suburban Florida
Clickhole, Patriothole, The Peel, that one show where he explains towels and teeth, I love you so much with your educational content
Lol. She's a good actress.
I love that this video would sound like what it's being presented as if all words were removed and there was only her voice and tone; truly a masterpiece.
lmao is the crowd clap-snapping their fingers ?
bs yeah they're clicking their fingers as like a mid-poem applause it's a poetry slam thing that really sells these
A true hero
We really live in society
This is the best rap album of all time. BY FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She ate the foot lettuce
Better than actual slam poetry.
The last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is some hookworms
This is so powerful, this woman is so brave to share her story
“One whopper, hold the ground”
Best line.
What a gorgeous poem
If this ain't the most inspiring shit I've seen all week, then I don't know what is
This is so powerful im going to cry... 😢
She did everything she could, preach it sister!!
What, it’s just an ordinary krabby-OH MY GOODNESS! _Squidward!_
This is my favorite TED Talks.
A superior song to all this modern hip hop music created by these youngsters, finally a song that speaks to us poor old people who had to do so during the depression after the Nazis blew up the nations coin collection in a scheme to defeat the Atlantis/America treaty.
The burger on the ground found me. That's the most profound thing I've ever heard.
I hope I can use this for the poetry out loud competition next year, it’s truly a powerful and moving poem
So touching yet so inspiring at the same time ! It brought tears to my eye *OR* did it bring my eye to the tears ?
Truly inspiring
Honestly it's come to the point where I can't tell if this is legitimate satire or an actual deep metaphor, and I am okay with that.
*tHe burger found me*
**cries**
There needs to be a clickhole video on the burgerking lawsuit trial
Love it
This says alot about society
So inspiring...
I felt that
So inspiring, Amen!
This is such a good parody of slam poetry that this is actually slam poetry
earthbound.
HOLD THE GROUND
So inspirational
What a great diet, gonna try it
We live in a society...
i want to show this to my english teacher
So empowering
*snap snap snap snap snap*
What apeeling literature from our bright minds.
I'm glad to see that Burger King is expanding their menu.
I accept you.
This is so inspiring
as a Burger King employee this confuses me. how do you make a burger without leaving it overnight in the ground? if you want to eat it properly do what my father did and sprinkle it with laundry detergent. it's really not that hard.
The twist!
Super Bowl be like
same
I remember my grandmother's ground burgers
Inspiring.
It's a much better experience if you snap along with the audience.
Wow, she is definitely in line to be #President.
thank you for this. i marinate all of my food in mouthwash before i eat it, but i still get salmonella on a daily basis. but its okay, because now i know there are more out there like me. thank you
The meat was bad, but it was good.
The meat was delicious, but it was malicious
The meat was great, but it filled me with hate
The meat was amazing, I hated it
The meat was slug-like, it orbited me
The meat was poisonous, it tasted good
The meat was tainted, I ate it
The meat was full of bad, I thought It was rad
The meat was meat, meat
The meat was full of sick, I consumed it
The meat was slightly rotted, I bit into it
The meat was yellow, I put it in my mouth
The meat was glowing, it was near my oral area
The meat was full of spider, I licked it
The meat had poison, I consumed it with my mouth.
#StopBurgersFromBeingOnTheGround
*sniff* So beautiful...
You dont get food poisoning from germs.
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We have a right to safe ground beef.
Sounds like a bunch of crabs in the background clacking their claws throughout most the video
I did this with scabby, blood-stained MnMs that I ate off the ground of a water park once.
That's actually not that bad of a slam poem
this is so great Alexa play Salmonella
Hello, my name is the bad burger beef on the ground
This is why we need socialism...... like Venezuela, everyone is starving.
But did you eat the burger's peel though
Ooga booga big sausage
Good thing she wasn't in a tunnel and found a sub sandwich. She'd still be in the hospital. Everybody knows windex doesn't work on GMO's!!
New WeightWatchers product: Burger we found on the ground! Lose 30 pounds in 3 days!
Is she 8 or 38?
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You shouldn't eat burgers off the ground.
Sniff…😢
This parody is spot on. Those touchy feely snowflakes always talk this way when they do this so called "slam poetry". It's not impressive or artistic. Repeat sentence structures, pause, raise voice, pause, repeat stuff quieter, dramatic pause while staring at crowd.
Hahaha this was brilliant
Until it fell on the ground
She looks 12