He’d be saying the same things. People as a species don’t change. It just seems worse at the moment because we’re a couple generations past trying to hide our issues.
@@JohnSmith-qn3ob And the end part where he goes off about Dan Quayle's wife... Easily the funniest part. "And have you taken a look at that wife of his? Where'd he pick her up at a Halloween party or something? She looks like Prince Charles for christ sake!" brutal lol
I would wager that the joke is we all fall into at least one of these three groups. You don't think it drove Carlin nuts to be surrounded by the first two groups?
Saw him once many, many years ago.... He had a way of making you feel like you were sitting next to him having a beer, just talking and solving the world's problems, one drink at a time....
@@tired7140 ALL of the population that keeps electing dems and repubs thinking that there's a difference.. They both work for the oligarchs, corporations, military industrial complex, drug pushers and of course as can be seen so clearly now, israhell.
George had nothing against politicians. You should see his bit on politicians. "Maybe something else sucks around here...like the people? Yeah, the public sucks, there's a campaign slogan for somebody."
Up here in New England, we have a distinct phenomenon: people who are absolutely willfully ignorant.... but think they are way above other people and their "shit don't stink". You get (what I call) the "Trailer Park Elitists" who don't have any more money than you do (and if they do, it isn't much more). Yet, they act as if they are doing you a favor by giving you their precious attention - if even for only a few seconds. It never fails to stun and irritate me whenever I see this kind of behavior. Maybe it's delusion? Maybe they are trying to imagine themselves as millionaires who just haven't won the Lotto yet?
He wasn’t honest, though. He lied like a rug often right up to his death. The sad thing is you believe the lies because your itching ears want to believe it. I’ve seen it time and time again with not just atheists.
I developed this idea into what I call the ‘scoundrel trifecta.’ If I’m talking to somebody and suddenly can’t decide if they are stupid, full of shit or nuts then I know I don’t need to worry about talking to them anymore.
I truly believe that if Carlin lived to see Trump run for president, he would've roasted him so bad he wouldn't have even gotten the nomination. He had the best mirror placement of all comedians: he knew whose reflection it had to be, and he knew how to angle it so the right people could see it.
@@coldsamon Not the same. At all. Birtherism alone is so stupid it should have disqualified any politician in most countries. Add to that Q, stop the steal, pizzagate etc holy macaroni
@@coldsamonDude carlin would have field day roasting biden considering all the embarrassing dumb shit he has done. Hell the likes of jeff dunham and kevin hart have had snipes at biden.
Me Being a Unwanted Foster Child. Abused And Neglected. Never Been To School. Raised In a Foster Home From Hell. Was Always Told, "I WAS TOO STUPID TO LEARN." Always thought I was "The World's Stupidest Person." Until, I started to educate myself.
I always loved George Carlin he says what’s on his mind he is accurate and funny all at the same time. I only wish he was here today so I could hear what he’s got to say about what’s happening to our country.
They should’ve given this man the “sir” thing, just like sir David Attenborough. Sir George Carlin, the man fuckin deserved it, R.I.P man. If He lived a little longer goddamn how much laughter he would’ve had.
I'm glad I came across this. Recently I've been making a mental note of how many "dumbfucks" I encounter during my commute to and from work. It's a short 5 minute drive but I'm guaranteed at least 1 dumbfuck per day. It's amazing.
George is talking about (Insert person, group, or nationality here.)" Have you considered he's talking about you too? Humanity collectively has done a hell of a lot of stupid shit.
George Carlin's speech on Stupid people from 1990 still holds up brilliantly in 2024. I always loved ❤George Carlin as my most favorite American comedian, Doin' It Again along with Back in Town from 1990 to 1996 are both my absolute favorite George Carlin comedy routines, and George Carlin was right that Rudy Giuliani as well as Donald Trump and JD Vance are all way more stupider, full of shit, and nuts than Dan Quayle.
And what's more amazing is that trumps MAGA cult doesn't even realize that he talked about people like them all the time. The sheer stupidity of MAGA is staggering.
Actually, it is one of my favorite shows. As you can easily spot, they are ones of those who spy, laugh and leak their customers, clients, guests, passengers, applicants and employees privacy to third parties without the targets consent.
Garbageman here. We're often short staffed so we often get workers from a place called employment specialists (we call them ES guys) who are often dumber than a hammer.
Tell me about it. I'm a craft vendor, my paintings are more than fairly priced, but people would rather spend $8 for funnel cake and $12 size small alcohol slushy drinks 😮💨
George we need you now more than ever
He would tear Trump a new asshole.
Tinnitus roast all the sjws
Tinnitus
Most definitely.
I thought this was a recent comment
He'd be cancelled
Carlin would have a field day in today's world.
He’d be saying the same things. People as a species don’t change. It just seems worse at the moment because we’re a couple generations past trying to hide our issues.
He'd have an entire routine on the Biden family!!
@@Flussig1 he would have a whole Routine just for 2020 and all the democrats as well
@@Flussig1 hed have an entire new show every night
@@Flussig1 and the Covid cultists
If he was still around today, he would be horrified at how stupid the human population has become.
Idiocracy babyy
Absolutely
The TikTok generation
Trump studyed this and shat on them.
@@MG-fr3tn TDS is a debilitating disease, as is ignorance
Everyone who has worked in customer service knows this is all true. 🤣
I’ve worked in busy restaurants and really busier theme parks all my life. I approve this message.
Everyone who has ever had to interact with customer service people also know this.
So have people who have dealt with customer service.
@@danceswithchihuahuas7092 😂 More clients are cooked than customer service representatives.
Everybody should have to work a job in dealing directly with the idiots out there
I love how he starts that off. "Some people are really fuckin' stupid."
That's not really the start.
They chopped off the first part.
@@JohnSmith-qn3ob And the end part where he goes off about Dan Quayle's wife... Easily the funniest part. "And have you taken a look at that wife of his? Where'd he pick her up at a Halloween party or something? She looks like Prince Charles for christ sake!" brutal lol
@@JP-yo6se That's the funniest part, making fun of some lady's looks? It's true though that she does look exceptionally British.
Pot meet kettle, Carlin.
People get triggered by how rude or insensitive Carlin was but in the end everything he said here...*WAS THE TRUTH*
The most hated person is the one who tells the truth.
Truth is best trigger
he wasn't rude or insensitive, just spreading hard truths that people needed to hear
Those that got triggered found out Mr. Carlin was TALKING ABOUT THEM!
Carlin was what is called the observational comic. It's a rare skill that takes years to develop. It is true, the older he got, the wiser he got.
The best part is that you can belong to one of these three groups, but still laugh
No you xD
I would wager that the joke is we all fall into at least one of these three groups. You don't think it drove Carlin nuts to be surrounded by the first two groups?
@@amirm6735 my thoughts exactly
I'm not a part of any of the three groups mentioned so I will laugh AT (and not with) you all 😂😂😂
@@BenNuProductions ^Now THIS guy is full of shit lol
1:27 Dan Quayle was the best example of “all three” everyone agreed on back in the early 90s! Good god we didnt know how good we had it
Saw him once many, many years ago.... He had a way of making you feel like you were sitting next to him having a beer, just talking and solving the world's problems, one drink at a time....
you nor him have ever solved a world problem ever or offered a solution ever but hey he said a cus word on tv hes SO le based.
@@_whitewizard That’s because neither were in a position of power to be able to do so.
@@_whitewizardFuck are you yapping about Anime profile Pic, it's called comedy.
Eh, I’ve run into other pathological liars and hypocrites like that. You just call them out on their bullshit and walk away.
The funny part is, he sad the truth and everybody laughed, it was no joke, no joke
many a truth is said in jest
I laugh at things like this in a funny-because-it's-true way.
The funniest part is that stupid people don't think they are stupid, so a good portion of the audience clapping is actually stupid.
@@erodey3133And you might be one of them too
@@keifer7813 He might be one of them, but you are one of them for sure lol
Always listened to this after working retail
I work at retail. I can relate.
OMG. I do too. Like people who don't read the return policy. Stupid stupid. 😂😂
I love the guy at 0:52 who enthusiastically answers Carlin… TWICE!
You also hear him say “that’s it!“ before he screams his replies lol
@@simplyphenomenal695He wasn’t yelling it! Yet it was loud and clear 😅
Which group is he; 1 or 3?
@@YesOkayButWhy Don’t worry about it.
@@MaaZy_
Thanks. 🙏🏻
George just described EVERY politician.
And half the population of the USA.
Including Trump supporters.
@@tired7140 ALL of the population that keeps electing dems and repubs thinking that there's a difference.. They both work for the oligarchs, corporations, military industrial complex, drug pushers and of course as can be seen so clearly now, israhell.
Anybody got TDS? Calm down precious.@@NYRyder1983
George had nothing against politicians. You should see his bit on politicians. "Maybe something else sucks around here...like the people? Yeah, the public sucks, there's a campaign slogan for somebody."
RIP George Carlin
Gone But Not Forgotten
If he was still alive he would be cancelled unfortunately because of very sensitive people
He wouldn't get cancelled, because he wouldn't give a fuck what anybody thinks. He'd never self-censor to appease anybody else.
You mean Maga people? Because honey, he is one of the original leftists. 😂
Miss George so much. The world needs a guy like him more than ever.
If only Carlin was around in 2024 ❤
Still relevant.
even today lol
Some of his shows will be always relevant as long as stupid people and their garbages keep their nasty attitude.
Up here in New England, we have a distinct phenomenon: people who are absolutely willfully ignorant.... but think they are way above other people and their "shit don't stink". You get (what I call) the "Trailer Park Elitists" who don't have any more money than you do (and if they do, it isn't much more). Yet, they act as if they are doing you a favor by giving you their precious attention - if even for only a few seconds. It never fails to stun and irritate me whenever I see this kind of behavior. Maybe it's delusion? Maybe they are trying to imagine themselves as millionaires who just haven't won the Lotto yet?
Oh God I do biz in mass/ri/vt my god you're 100 percent right. Always made Bob or Linda too
He was punching the Republicans back in Bush Sr., imagine what he would do to the Drumpf Crime Family!
An example of a trailer park elitist: Marjorie Taylor Greene
maybe they think you are stupid
I sure do miss George's brutal honesty . A trait lost today , rest well .
He wasn’t honest, though. He lied like a rug often right up to his death. The sad thing is you believe the lies because your itching ears want to believe it. I’ve seen it time and time again with not just atheists.
I always had the feeling that George didn't care if you told him that you disagreed with him.
Or if you were "offended".
@@frankhurst9665 Exactly. As he said, “The job of a comedian is to find out where the line is and intentionally cross it.”
@@FlashoftheBlades - No argument here!
George basically was a pathological liar and hypocrite who loved his echo chamber - in short a bullshit artist.
This world, misses George Carlin 🙏🏼🙏🏼👏🏻👏🏻
What planet are you from
No, I don’t miss George. I can feel sorry for him, but he brought his fate on himself, really.
I developed this idea into what I call the ‘scoundrel trifecta.’ If I’m talking to somebody and suddenly can’t decide if they are stupid, full of shit or nuts then I know I don’t need to worry about talking to them anymore.
You developed George Carlin's idea. Well done.
Most relevant video on RUclips in 2023 and beyond. Well said George.
We all know who has since surpassed Dan Quayle in all three categories ..
The entire Dim party and supporters
Trump
@@koikoivison4753it's Dem* not dim. Proved the point on yourself lol.
Too bad George is not around to see dementia Joe. He makes Dan Quayle and George W Bush look like geniuses. 😂
Yep. Dementia Joe.
Omg!! I lost it at Dan Quayle. 😂😂
If that was today he'd say Donald Trump is all 3.
The man we need now more than ever
He’s so right!
He was a comic philosopher.
Spend one day in Healthcare and you will wonder how many people are still alive.
I truly believe that if Carlin lived to see Trump run for president, he would've roasted him so bad he wouldn't have even gotten the nomination. He had the best mirror placement of all comedians: he knew whose reflection it had to be, and he knew how to angle it so the right people could see it.
Also roast Biden 😊
@@coldsamon Not the same. At all. Birtherism alone is so stupid it should have disqualified any politician in most countries. Add to that Q, stop the steal, pizzagate etc holy macaroni
@@coldsamonDude carlin would have field day roasting biden considering all the embarrassing dumb shit he has done. Hell the likes of jeff dunham and kevin hart have had snipes at biden.
R.I.P. George Carlin
Me Being a Unwanted Foster Child. Abused And Neglected.
Never Been To School. Raised In a Foster Home From Hell.
Was Always Told, "I WAS TOO STUPID TO LEARN."
Always thought I was "The World's Stupidest Person."
Until, I started to educate myself.
He would run out of note pads pretty quick these days.
We need this man now more than ever.
I always loved George Carlin he says what’s on his mind he is accurate and funny all at the same time. I only wish he was here today so I could hear what he’s got to say about what’s happening to our country.
Hed be censored
Hed be cancel cultured
Liars often think they’re accurate and funny all the time.
Carlin would rule the airwaves with a podcast in today’s world.
Those who love the truth would call him out for the hypocrite liar he was and then ignore his ranting.
Miss you, George!!!
How I feel at work every day.
Rest In Piece, Mr. G. Carlin.
Peace?
I'd love the great one's take on our 45th President.
rest in peace George. I will always love you and I miss you...
Wishes he was still around. We need him nowadays.
The closest thing to GC is Bill Burr; Who is good, but certainly no George Carlin.
George Carlin has a lot of patience for doing the set with that heckler screaming. I guess comedians have to be patient
He WAS kinda stupid, wasn't he?
I've been dealing with difficult (stupid ) people . The latter half of the week this bring me joy
Everybody is clapping yet the odds are that even in the audience most of them would be stupid too.
Still solid gold.
“Think of how stupid the average person is then realize half of them are stupider than that.” George Carlin
Last catergory bad shit crazy
Dude just described the existence of the concept; without even mentioning an example. An still achieved a master piece of comedy. Love u Carlin.
Albert Einstein was probably an introvert, probably got really annoyed when he stepped out of his house
This will never gets old.,. BWAHAHAHAHA... 😂🤣🤣😁🤣😂🥰
"Think of how stupid the average person is, then realize half of the people are stupider than that"
- George Carlin
That might be one of the only times Carlin ever took a genuine pot-shot at a politician.
They should’ve given this man the “sir” thing, just like sir David Attenborough. Sir George Carlin, the man fuckin deserved it, R.I.P man. If He lived a little longer goddamn how much laughter he would’ve had.
George Carlin is a fucking legend!
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
George Carlin
except that's not how averages work... so thanks for telling us youre in that lower "half"
@keagenmccartha7412 Do you comprehend what quotations signify?
@@kiromikhail4925 Do you think repeating a logically false claim makes it any better, given that you've had extra time to think it over?
@@keagenmccartha7412 ok numbnuts.
@@keagenmccartha7412congrats you know the difference between median and average. No need to overthink the joke, just enjoy
Anybody who works retail knows what he's talking about
Yeah cos you'd have to be stupid to work retail
You goddamn right
Anyone who works retail is one of them.
The dramatic slow closes on his face that does it for me! Mr. G. Carlin, really one of a kind!
George knew it had to be true to be funny.
If George was still alive today he would have to write an entire book to do a show because even more people are stupid now.
It used to be that “some” people were stupid. Now, it’s almost everyone (except me, of course).
Yes I feel you, the most painful thing about being smart is that you have to deal with idiots.
You always have to remember, "People" starts with yourself!
My Grandpa taught me that li'l bit of wisdom.
This guy is the man when it comes to comedy he s king!
Like George Carlin said, “Think of the stupidest person you know, and a lot of them are stupider than that!”
George knew it before anyone!!
Rip, George Carlin, Blessed Be.
If George could only see the stupidity of the managers and supervisors where I used to work. Good God. That would be a few hours show and easy money.
I'm glad I came across this. Recently I've been making a mental note of how many "dumbfucks" I encounter during my commute to and from work. It's a short 5 minute drive but I'm guaranteed at least 1 dumbfuck per day. It's amazing.
George is talking about (Insert person, group, or nationality here.)"
Have you considered he's talking about you too?
Humanity collectively has done a hell of a lot of stupid shit.
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
- GC
I'd trade my life to bring this man back
Who is that one guy in the audience Going “yeah!!!!!”?
Ignorance is stupidity that is destined to become productive knowledge.
Stupidity is Ignorance defended.
.
George Carlin's speech on Stupid people from 1990 still holds up brilliantly in 2024.
I always loved ❤George Carlin as my most favorite American comedian, Doin' It Again along with Back in Town from 1990 to 1996 are both my absolute favorite George Carlin comedy routines, and George Carlin was right that Rudy Giuliani as well as Donald Trump and JD Vance are all way more stupider, full of shit, and nuts than Dan Quayle.
TDS 24/7 rent free.
Hell yeah !
Human nature doesn't change, only technology. There must be something behind that.
Dan Quayle? He would have had a field day with 45.
Mitch mconnell, george w, desantis, trump, nixon......the list goes on and on!
George Carlin basically described the Trump cult (and most of America) in under 2 minutes.
And what's more amazing is that trumps MAGA cult doesn't even realize that he talked about people like them all the time. The sheer stupidity of MAGA is staggering.
Terrence Howards recent ascent to internet genius brought me back here. Miss you George.
This is how i feel about our today's world and people
The beginning is so funny 😂
I love when the camera's pan to the crowd because they are NOT the people George was talking about. He always had the best audiences.
Actually, it is one of my favorite shows. As you can easily spot, they are ones of those who spy, laugh and leak their customers, clients, guests, passengers, applicants and employees privacy to third parties without the targets consent.
Carlin was not a comedian, he was a philosopher.
This is what I feel about all of you.
The world is the way it it, because people are the way they are.
Well
I'm willing to argue that the world is the way it it, because people are the way they they
Ahhh, george carlin, We all miss your wisdom.
Perfect descriptions of politicians.
People today make the people he's referring to back then look like Ivy League graduates.
" Ivy League graduates " a STUPID statement from one of the stupid ones Mr Carlin talks about ?.
Yes more information and somehow people are more stupid. No we just gave idiots phones, look in your right hand.
He was wise not to specify. Because generally speaking everybody thinks everybody else is stupid.
The only reason anyone would get triggered by what he says is because they believe they fit into one of those categories.
I was watching this before bed after I was in bed I though, I'm stupid as well, and laughed, and had a nice sleep.
Garbageman here. We're often short staffed so we often get workers from a place called employment specialists (we call them ES guys) who are often dumber than a hammer.
Tell me about it.
I'm a craft vendor, my paintings are more than fairly priced, but people would rather spend $8 for funnel cake and $12 size small alcohol slushy drinks 😮💨
Start selling funnel cakes and alcoholic drinks!!
womp womp, shouldve paid attention in school
It’s easier to fool people than it is to convince them that they have been fooled. Mark Twain !
Donald Trump is definitely all 3.
If George thought Dan Quayle was bad (he was) he should consider himself lucky he didn’t live to see the political world of the 2010’s/20’s
He's absolutely right!!! There's plenty of them in Palo Alto & Mountain View California!!!!!!!
I think you misspelled San Francisco, Berkeley, Richmond, and Oakland.
Nothing but the truth!!!
on point!!!!