Bars vs Hens #16 Mindflex | Barshens

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @CallerIQ223
    @CallerIQ223 6 лет назад +250

    Barry "Jesus Invented The Menstrual Cycle" Lewis absolutely wiped Dr. Stuart Ashen with his brain power. Absolutely incredible

  • @katiepotatie1615
    @katiepotatie1615 6 лет назад +322

    "Lower your mind thoughts" should be the channel's slogan

    • @JTProud
      @JTProud 3 года назад +1

      11:14 "I don't recognize this as- as anything" is a good one too

  • @RobertT1999
    @RobertT1999 6 лет назад +291

    Elis dirty ball bag temporarily broke the machine. Wow

    • @umbaupause
      @umbaupause 6 лет назад +13

      Barry just was like "Oh god shut it off shut off the thoughts!"

    • @oneofmanyjames-es1643
      @oneofmanyjames-es1643 6 лет назад +3

      Having listened to Cheapshow earlier I've had too much of Eli's dirty ballbags.

    • @Kiroisawesome05
      @Kiroisawesome05 2 года назад +1

      Barry's brain just flatlines

  • @tktru
    @tktru 6 лет назад +255

    Need I remind you that this is someone who thought Pompeii was destroyed by an asteroid

    • @Aevilbeast
      @Aevilbeast 6 лет назад +52

      I honestly wonder if this is all an intricate ruse by Barry, in a effort to portray himself as the underdog, who's battling the seemingly unbeatable and fan-favorite Ashens. So we'll sympathize and root for him to finally do the unthinkable and beat Ashens at his own game.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 лет назад +31

      James Laforme Nah, watch his channel. He's genuinely just kind of a ditz. I do think it's a bit exaggerated on Barshens for comedy but not by much.

    • @CallerIQ223
      @CallerIQ223 6 лет назад +29

      Don't forget "Who Invented the Menstrual Cycle?" "Jesus"

    • @seannoel8615
      @seannoel8615 6 лет назад +8

      I think it's just a case of playing it up for laughs, like how Paul tends to come off as an anal retentive man child. I seriously doubt it's actually THAT bad.

    • @brianartillery
      @brianartillery 6 лет назад +30

      Barry has actually admitted on his own channel that he's not that bright - I think that he's selling himself short. His weird sense of humour shows that there's a lot going on in there. I love the guy. He's the sort of bloke you'd want as a neighbour - he makes no secret on how much he loves his wife and kids, which in this day and age is great to hear. Viva Barry!

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 6 лет назад +446

    Send this contraption to BigClive to take to bits and figure out how it works!! :P

    • @BritishAdam
      @BritishAdam 6 лет назад +33

      It's ambiguous, but the theories are generally it reacts to muscle action in the jaw possibly. There definitely is an EEG chip in there, and a chip that has been used successfully on other products. But there is question as to wether the 'Mindflex' has correctly wired the chip up to do anything important, or wether its just a dummy circuit to look interesting and real. Certainly would be fun to see if BigClive and resolve that question once and for all though.

    • @twocvbloke
      @twocvbloke 6 лет назад +8

      I love that my brain is filled with abbreviations that I rarely need to use, didn't need to look up Electro EncephaloGram seeing EEG there, but yeah, seeing how these things work would be interesting, assuming they actually do anything at all and it's not some placebo effect like the MindDrive that LGR reviewed a few years back:
      ruclips.net/video/3iPefnLfKlY/видео.html

    • @1115brt
      @1115brt 6 лет назад +42

      They should get BigClive on the show.

    • @danaurora314
      @danaurora314 6 лет назад +10

      Yes! Big Clive is the man!

    • @creamfilledcookie
      @creamfilledcookie 6 лет назад +4

      Came here to say this!! Please do it!!!

  • @izzylights7194
    @izzylights7194 6 лет назад +161

    #StuartWasRobbed

  • @dmd8552
    @dmd8552 6 лет назад +184

    Barry won something that involved brain power... This can only mean the game was faulty.

    • @Porkey_Minch
      @Porkey_Minch 6 лет назад +38

      Barry won because he was imagining bigger tits

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 лет назад +6

      Awww come on don't be mean now

    • @kabobawsome
      @kabobawsome 6 лет назад +6

      Or that he didn't win at first, so they took away the first round where Stuart won.

    • @TheVGMajor
      @TheVGMajor 6 лет назад +9

      Barry's a nice guy but also a genuine moron.

    • @seannoel8615
      @seannoel8615 6 лет назад +13

      VGMajor seriously, Barry seems like a nice guy but he's notoriously a bit slow on the uptake

  • @thedarknightshreds
    @thedarknightshreds 6 лет назад +116

    "This is the most erect I've been in weeks" - Paul Gannon 2018

    • @davidlevy706
      @davidlevy706 6 лет назад +14

      "I can't seem to get it to go down." - Stuart Ashen, 2018

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 11 месяцев назад +1

      I like turtles 😍

  • @dexster8618228
    @dexster8618228 6 лет назад +8

    The look of pure anger on Pauls face right before he assaulted Eli. Truly amazing.

  • @ridcullyshat8522
    @ridcullyshat8522 6 лет назад +28

    The power of men thinking about lady bits.
    Another excellent episode of the greatest show on RUclips, that has become the highlight of my Friday 😂

  • @mrflibble1259
    @mrflibble1259 6 лет назад +5

    With Stuart's obstacle course time eli's maths really shone. 1:41 +30 seconds = 2:21 great job guys

  • @beautifulrot8600
    @beautifulrot8600 6 лет назад +10

    Love Stuart's laugh when Barry said 'rise'

  • @BunnySenpai
    @BunnySenpai 6 лет назад +177

    *c u r v y l a d i e s p a r t s s t u a r t*

  • @brianartillery
    @brianartillery 6 лет назад +56

    'Eli's Dirty Ballbag' An early 1990's Grebo band from Droitwich, If I remember correctly.

  • @EvilLordSauron
    @EvilLordSauron 6 лет назад +28

    Whoever edits barshens is a god

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 5 лет назад +4

      Unkar Plutt
      Lintooooooon Davies!

  • @tadweird1766
    @tadweird1766 6 лет назад +8

    The world needs a t-shirt with Stuart's "Relaxed Face" on it.

  • @koenvandamme6901
    @koenvandamme6901 6 лет назад +35

    Comatose Stuart is my spirit animal.

  • @kosherkingofisrael6381
    @kosherkingofisrael6381 6 лет назад +9

    Obiously Stewart was using only 10% of his power. Props on him for being a good sport

  • @Battledongus
    @Battledongus 6 лет назад +57

    Think of eli naked
    Ball drops both times. Wow.

    • @adicakes
      @adicakes 6 лет назад +10

      Naked Eli = brain death

  • @SenatorWaffles
    @SenatorWaffles 6 лет назад +5

    Honestly, Barshens just keeps getting better and better with every installation.

  • @awsomebot1
    @awsomebot1 6 лет назад +14

    8:30 Barry became braindead for a second there. I blame naked Eli

  • @MelissaAndersonTheFutureLegend
    @MelissaAndersonTheFutureLegend 6 лет назад +24

    I can't help but keep repeating the intro every single time, Barry's face makes me laugh.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 лет назад +9

      Barry's bit is even funnier if you get to know him by watching My Virgin Kitchen. He's the sweetest guy and I can't imagine him actually yelling at someone over the phone like that.

    • @simontay4851
      @simontay4851 6 лет назад +1

      Can you manage to lip read what he's saying.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 лет назад

      Simon Tay Oh man, that's a good question. I'd love to know.

    • @pillowhacker
      @pillowhacker 6 лет назад +1

      I miss the funny noises that would play after the sock puppet logo. Made me laugh every time.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 6 лет назад +1

      pillowhacker Me too. My favorite was the kids going "YAAAAAY!" because a fan requested it and then they put it in the next video.

  • @EvilLobsterKing
    @EvilLobsterKing 6 лет назад +6

    The music in this really adds something special

  • @JojoBorb
    @JojoBorb 6 лет назад +16

    I wanted this so bad for Christmas when this first came out. I got it and immediately got a headache using it.

  • @charlockprime
    @charlockprime 6 лет назад +3

    Maybe the best Bars vs. Hens yet. Paul had me gut laughing.

  • @xsuperduperspoonx
    @xsuperduperspoonx 6 лет назад +34

    the web content professionals strike again

  • @4looming
    @4looming 6 лет назад +17

    Barshens should go on a field trip the Towbar factory in Norwich.

  • @TheGlitched64Reads2
    @TheGlitched64Reads2 6 лет назад +5

    Thoughts of Eli pushed the ball down so low it completely stopped. That's impressive.

  • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
    @benjaminmiddaugh2729 6 лет назад +2

    "Please only pledge in groups of three."
    Sounds like the sort of unreasonable thing that Barshens would ask of their audience.

  • @ZMCA97
    @ZMCA97 6 лет назад +1

    Bars+Gan+Hens is the greatest lineup.

  • @charleschen4235
    @charleschen4235 6 лет назад +2

    Stuart with the Dungeonmaster/Adam Savage quote!

  • @JoaoCarlos-nv9sg
    @JoaoCarlos-nv9sg 6 лет назад +1

    This is one of the best BvHs so far. Great work.

  • @gregmcgregginton574
    @gregmcgregginton574 6 лет назад +47

    send it to big clive so we know how the this game works!

    • @gingerelvis
      @gingerelvis 6 лет назад +2

      My thoughts exactly. Lets take it to bits!

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 4 года назад

      Big Clive would take this apart and then be inspired to use random bits of "Cheapie Chinese Shyte" to build an actual mentally controlled version.

  • @zampai
    @zampai 6 лет назад +3

    i’ve seen this video like 10 times yet youtube keeps insisting that i watch it again so i am

  • @MBRSims
    @MBRSims 6 лет назад +1

    Well done Barry! And there was me thinking you'd have trouble in a brainwave-testing game lol

  • @mmitchell4578
    @mmitchell4578 3 года назад +1

    The That Chapter music is really throwing me off lol

  • @shamone211
    @shamone211 6 лет назад +6

    Please only pledge in groups of three 😂😂😂

  • @happyotter9
    @happyotter9 6 лет назад +4

    Even before pushing the play button, I knew there would be a part where Eli is doing this 10:56

  • @luvz2reed
    @luvz2reed 6 лет назад +1

    Hey Stuart! I saw that Netflix movie you were in. Well, I watched the scenes you were in anyway. Truly the highlight of the movie...

  • @curlybob17
    @curlybob17 Месяц назад

    This episode of Barshens has aged so much better than The Last Jedi. 😂😂

  • @landofgrundo
    @landofgrundo 6 лет назад +1

    I’ve been waiting for this all day

  • @dantefloressq
    @dantefloressq 6 лет назад +4

    "I do not accept this, i do not recognize this as anything" great reactions from sexiest man on earth Eli

  • @KellznXRNG
    @KellznXRNG 6 лет назад +16

    Darth Virgin Kitchen is superior to Jedi Master Ashens

  • @biokido575
    @biokido575 6 лет назад +1

    I think this proves gingers have powers.

  • @raidenchu8368
    @raidenchu8368 6 лет назад

    Great video! Very Jedi mind tricks going on there.

  • @wtfhaveidone6589
    @wtfhaveidone6589 6 лет назад

    "Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny."

  • @brianartillery
    @brianartillery 6 лет назад +23

    Somebody has actually made a version of the Krell mind machine off of off've the 1956 classic movie 'Forbidden Planet'. That machine was meant to be billions of years old, use infinite power, and was built twenty miles under the surface of a planet. This one is cardboard and plastic, from Oxfam (other charity shops, etc.), and runs on batteries. Indistinguishable from the real thing. And it will fry your brain like the original. Nice. 🤔🤔🤔

  • @oneofmanyjames-es1643
    @oneofmanyjames-es1643 6 лет назад +38

    First Cheapshow and now this. Gannon daily limits have been exceeded, seek medical attention if you experience Ghostbuster related erections and loss of numeracy skills.

  • @04whim
    @04whim 6 лет назад +5

    "Stare at the ball. Concentrate all your attention on the ball." Why am I expecting this to end in a Night Vale advert for Arby's?

  • @CallyGem
    @CallyGem 6 лет назад

    My gods, that last part! Paul! That was mean!

  • @NickAnderson3000
    @NickAnderson3000 6 лет назад

    hey stuey. thanks for bringing up scanners mate. Gotta watch it now. Cheers from Hamerika. Bawston

  • @Porkey_Minch
    @Porkey_Minch 6 лет назад

    That's actually a really cool concept for a game, I'd love to give it a try!

  • @83rockboyyo
    @83rockboyyo 6 лет назад +5

    im just imagining this in the room without the background music

  • @lovelydia101
    @lovelydia101 6 лет назад

    "You have to use your brain power“
    Oh no, poor Barry

  • @KlyeKlyeKlye
    @KlyeKlyeKlye 6 лет назад +24

    I wonder if I can move Paul's Blue Balls with just the power of thought alone!

  • @Calismax-whostolemyname
    @Calismax-whostolemyname 6 лет назад +4

    1:41 + 30 seconds is 2:11... well its friday so im guessing someone had a liquid lunch

  • @ZoanBlade90
    @ZoanBlade90 6 лет назад

    Well done, Barry!

  • @umbaupause
    @umbaupause 6 лет назад +3

    I bet both Paul and Eli are embarrassed about that high five at the end.

  • @rickoftherick4610
    @rickoftherick4610 6 лет назад

    THAT'S MY BOY BARRY! #WEAREALLBARRY

  • @ZoanBlade90
    @ZoanBlade90 6 лет назад +1

    11:38 "I think they would make a cute couple." =D

  • @jmckendry84
    @jmckendry84 6 лет назад

    "Think about Eli naked!" - *HEADSET EXPLODES*

  • @toddlerdurden7331
    @toddlerdurden7331 6 лет назад +5

    Why does Barry remind me of Rab C Nesbit with that headband on?

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 6 лет назад +121

    #BarryWasNOTRobbed for once!

  • @lividsphincter4098
    @lividsphincter4098 6 лет назад

    1:57 that's me with every episode of barshens.

  • @XMysticHerox
    @XMysticHerox 6 лет назад +53

    It does actually measure brain activity. It uses the same tech neurologists use (not nearly as accurate though).

    • @kabobawsome
      @kabobawsome 6 лет назад +1

      MysticHero It's actually thought that the EEG circuit is just there to look cool and something else actually controls it.

    • @SlavicusVile
      @SlavicusVile 6 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/mPbtR4vorgY/видео.html

  • @rolfs2165
    @rolfs2165 5 лет назад

    What march are they playing at 3:05? I'm pretty sure it's one of Sousa's, but I can't name (or find) it ...

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 5 лет назад

      Ah, found it. It's Hands Across the Sea - by Sousa, as I suspected.

  • @ZoanBlade90
    @ZoanBlade90 6 лет назад

    11:16 You would think Eli would rock this, but apparently not.

  • @matani2001
    @matani2001 6 лет назад

    10:52 Ten, Twenty, Thirteen, Fourteen - BULLSHIT, GO! NEUH NEUGHH NEUGHHHHH

  • @natgrant1364
    @natgrant1364 6 лет назад +1

    Well, I think they've firmly established that this machine definitely blows.

  • @pdbaldry
    @pdbaldry 6 лет назад

    I think those chocolate bugs were from Hawkin's Bazaar in the Castle Mall, Norwich? :)

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem 6 лет назад

    Oh man, I think I remember seeing an advert on this on TV years ago. No idea how it really works.

  • @jonothanthrace1530
    @jonothanthrace1530 6 лет назад

    "Please only donate"
    "In groups of three"

  • @fennecfoxfanatic
    @fennecfoxfanatic 6 лет назад

    Mindflex is the evolved form of mindbenders

  • @fintandavies1977
    @fintandavies1977 6 лет назад +2

    Huh, I walk past the tobar factory every day

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 6 лет назад +1

    4:15
    come on, boys
    well, that's gonna be a gif on twitter...

  • @emilyrgooch
    @emilyrgooch 6 лет назад

    This episode obviously proves the existence of ghosts.

  • @devincombs4509
    @devincombs4509 6 лет назад +1

    it probably does go on blood pressure. Paul beat Eli because Paul is high-strung and eli is a chill ass fella

  • @DaThingOnTheDoorstep
    @DaThingOnTheDoorstep 6 лет назад +4

    Who would've thought Barry is apparently a goddamn psion.

    • @ellaisplotting
      @ellaisplotting 6 лет назад +2

      I'm just imagining every antagonist in Prey as Barry now and it's infinitely more hilarious

    • @drmegaman
      @drmegaman 6 лет назад

      Barry's a genius, just more of the Sherlock Holmes variety where he just filters out any information that's unrelated to cooking

  • @justanotherfreakinchannel9069
    @justanotherfreakinchannel9069 4 года назад

    I was once diagnosed with mind flecks, luckily my doctor gave me a prescription for a combination of habaflabadap and hyperprimuloids, cleared it right up!!

  • @theviking5667
    @theviking5667 6 лет назад

    Yeah.!!! Love it.!

  • @OliviaWonka
    @OliviaWonka 6 лет назад +2

    And Barry will still probably lose 😂
    I was so wrong.

  • @nataliekate2176
    @nataliekate2176 6 лет назад

    I really enjoyed this!! 😂

  • @spongebot64
    @spongebot64 6 лет назад +1

    Why is Stuart imitating The Bends album cover in the thumbnail

  • @frankyramone
    @frankyramone 6 лет назад +9

    Has Barry's family left him? Each episode he looks more like a bachelor.

  • @BloodrealmX
    @BloodrealmX 5 лет назад +1

    I think in the second game Stuart was actually paying too much attention to the game or perhaps trying too hard to calm himself (meaning the ball wouldn't go down), whereas happy-go-lucky Barry could exploit it better. In the versus game, though... yeah, I think it's randomized or just poorly made or something.
    As far as I know, the fact you could barely tell there was a mealworm in the chocolate is a good thing, since not being able to taste dirt or whatever means it was properly washed.

  • @Doiknowyou566
    @Doiknowyou566 6 лет назад

    I really wanted to know how it worked, hoping for some Bigclive like section at the end lol.

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 6 лет назад +1

    If Stuart was a dish, I would think he would be a mug.

  • @lennymutt
    @lennymutt 6 лет назад

    Way to go Barry!

  • @rowanaboat4523
    @rowanaboat4523 6 лет назад +1

    Was that a mythbusters reference from ashens at the end?

  • @abbiex63
    @abbiex63 6 лет назад

    Is it just me who reads the end credits 😂 "illegal immigrant"

  • @brianm6337
    @brianm6337 6 лет назад

    I have one of these. I got really, REALLY good at it. Then again, I also have my own set of Jedi robes and a lightsaber, too. ;D

  • @theblode1337
    @theblode1337 6 лет назад

    braindead monster was a bit harsh woah man

  • @blindtruth4614
    @blindtruth4614 6 лет назад

    I am almost certain that it pulses the attachment to the ear looks like an extremely simplified version of a device I have attached to my finger to check mine, that is if it has anything really controlling it at all and is not some set timers and random program. It would be interesting to see what happened if they tried the game without wearing the headsets.

  • @Nelm_Knight
    @Nelm_Knight 6 лет назад

    it is true Ashens is a sith lord!

  • @emmacross373
    @emmacross373 6 лет назад

    That was great :)

  • @garlicxlr
    @garlicxlr 6 лет назад

    There needs to be a Pau vs Lies!

  • @deniskobozev3916
    @deniskobozev3916 6 лет назад

    Was that instrumental bit during the obstacle course some kind of royalty-free "tribute" to Sting's Fragile?

  • @dv_xl
    @dv_xl 6 лет назад

    Pretty sure it's a small sized Electroencephalography chip. Michael Reeves used one to drive a car (from a lightsaber mind control toy)

  • @PsychicRadroach
    @PsychicRadroach 6 лет назад

    Whoa, Mythbusters quotes, nice.

  • @Quad8888
    @Quad8888 6 лет назад

    That background music has caused me so much pain, it's one of the hardest pieces of music I've had to play

    • @Quad8888
      @Quad8888 6 лет назад

      Especially the part at 4:01