Hitman Perfect Kills Montage | Bangkok Vol.1

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @Slothgreedenvy
    @Slothgreedenvy 8 лет назад +293

    6:14 I love how he gets frustrated over the cake and how good it is....and then realizes he's been poisoned. And thinking it was done by his father.

  • @MrDelPreston
    @MrDelPreston 8 лет назад +794

    I think the one in the appartment while waiting on the chair for the guy to check the laptop is the coolest kill in any Hitman ever.

    • @OroborusFMA
      @OroborusFMA 8 лет назад +31

      Yea, never seen that in a movie before. Like, the first James Bond movie "Dr. No" in 1962. Talk about totally unoriginal.

    • @quantumlolliepop5472
      @quantumlolliepop5472 8 лет назад +184

      Nobody said it was original, just pretty cool.

    • @CLA82529
      @CLA82529 8 лет назад +89

      +OroborusFMA "....in any Hitman ever" why bring 007 into this lol

    • @VichoRPG
      @VichoRPG 8 лет назад +36

      +CLA82529 He is brain-dead. He even likes his own comments, lmao.

    • @CLA82529
      @CLA82529 8 лет назад +8

      Caradoc that guy is unbelievably pathetic lol

  • @kdrfjvehgrkegotf4912
    @kdrfjvehgrkegotf4912 6 лет назад +240

    3:46 "Is that jasmine? Let's take a closer look"
    And on that day, 47 helped a man get a closer look of his toilet.

    • @Stormfire1777
      @Stormfire1777 4 года назад +11

      I laughed longer than I should at this

    • @thenitpickycat
      @thenitpickycat 4 года назад +15

      0:03 on that day, 47 helped an artist eat the cake

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 3 года назад +2

      "Here we see Agent 47 use lavender scented Poo-Pourri to lure his prey to the deadly toilet bowl."

  • @Juiceteen.Gababy
    @Juiceteen.Gababy 4 года назад +171

    7:20 "I used my target to destroy my target."

    • @ashiqharis1711
      @ashiqharis1711 4 года назад +1

      Underated 🤣🤣

    • @KatL33
      @KatL33 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @Retro-Rev
      @Retro-Rev 3 года назад

      No smol brain, but big brain

    • @A-1412
      @A-1412 2 года назад +3

      What makes it better is the fact that John killed Ken the same way he killed Hannah, by pushing her from a high place. 47 then proceeded to kill John by also pushing him from a high place.

  • @AGrayPhantom
    @AGrayPhantom 5 лет назад +171

    1:32
    47 will actually have a brief conversation with Jordan before punishing him.

    • @thatboyakira4202
      @thatboyakira4202 4 года назад +15

      @The MinecraftSlayer tried to negotiate his life, but 47 said: "A contract is a contract", then proceeds to shoot.

  • @brainwasher9876
    @brainwasher9876 8 лет назад +342

    "I see you're outsourcing, 47"--fucking brilliant.

    • @Thatchick_tamia
      @Thatchick_tamia 8 лет назад

      .

    • @budmaam
      @budmaam 8 лет назад +2

      Andrew Wang
      I really don't get it. Could someone explain it to me?

    • @brainwasher9876
      @brainwasher9876 8 лет назад +24

      Brandon Schemers
      outsourcing=giving your work to other people, 47 watched someone else kill his target so Diana snarkily says that he's outsourcing.

    • @budmaam
      @budmaam 8 лет назад

      Andrew Wang
      Okay, thanks for the response m8

    • @dontbotherme1093
      @dontbotherme1093 7 лет назад

      Andrew Wang

  • @morbius109
    @morbius109 5 лет назад +97

    I remember this mission. I recall how something about the way Jordan said “Dad?” - like here @ 6:33 - gave me chills.

  • @banquetdiet928
    @banquetdiet928 6 лет назад +245

    6:46 "what's cooking, badum tiss" Lol

    • @ido4790
      @ido4790 4 года назад +9

      as his boss is fucking dying

  • @johnbutler7233
    @johnbutler7233 8 лет назад +517

    Truck explodes killing the person he was supposed to be protecting in front of his very eyes yet he says "did you hear that? go find out what it was" xD

  • @henryhuy131
    @henryhuy131 8 лет назад +369

    1:20 Guy got killed in an explosion "You hear that? Go find out what that was".

  • @BHuang92
    @BHuang92 8 лет назад +522

    6:54
    Woman: Did you trip over something? Are you OK?
    *A dude just died from eating a cake you daft woman!*

  • @joman66
    @joman66 8 лет назад +926

    I don't know why people are giving this game so much shit.. it looks really, really fun!

    • @ZZZ2573
      @ZZZ2573 8 лет назад +73

      That's exactly why people give it shit

    • @SoupEmperor
      @SoupEmperor 8 лет назад +177

      you're the right kind of gamer. people complain because it doesn't look 'good', but you actually care about it being fun

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 8 лет назад +38

      it's because the whole episodic shit mainly

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 8 лет назад +5

      ​***** actually I was 7 when I played 2 and 8 when I played contacts

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 8 лет назад

      ***** yes but it was really fucking shit

  • @victwind9412
    @victwind9412 4 года назад +51

    1:45 He was sitting on the chair...
    M E N A C I N G L Y

  • @Ethonoris
    @Ethonoris 8 лет назад +55

    6:53 She asks "Did you trip over something?" even though she was there watching the whole time and even noticed that he didn't feel good earlier. lol.

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere1008 4 года назад +43

    6:05 47 has killed people in many violent and painful ways before, but poisoning Jordan and making him think his dad did it is brutal even by his standards

  • @Mclovin486
    @Mclovin486 7 лет назад +75

    I love how he sees him dipping his fingers in the cake in the first kill, and he just smothers him in the frosting. He poured his heart and soul into that cake and he will not let ANYONE ruin it! XD

  • @danteeAus
    @danteeAus 5 лет назад +43

    *47 snap at infinity gauntlet
    6:24 : "i.. I dont feel so good"

    • @beastzly1864
      @beastzly1864 5 лет назад

      I was look for this comment lmao nice job😂😂

  • @MistahAnonymous
    @MistahAnonymous 6 лет назад +540

    *target down next up ken morgan*

    • @PLANDerLinde99
      @PLANDerLinde99 6 лет назад +30

      MrAnonymous ARL *Target down, Next up, Jordan Cross*

    • @chickensouvlaki
      @chickensouvlaki 5 лет назад +12

      *Both targets down, now head towards the cure.*

    • @koisj8310
      @koisj8310 4 года назад +3

      @The End *blue waffle discovered next look up 2 girls 1 cup*

    • @keystoriusminimus750
      @keystoriusminimus750 4 года назад +4

      cant believe a guy repeating what the game said got 172 likes

    • @pepeboyyt7268
      @pepeboyyt7268 4 года назад +4

      Both targets down,now develop the damn vaccine

  • @jackmalpass1624
    @jackmalpass1624 7 лет назад +56

    "did you trip on something, are you ok" *facepalm*

  • @Shinzon23
    @Shinzon23 7 лет назад +59

    lol. love how everyones like 'fuck it,we're done' as the singers dying of poison and walk out.

  • @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-qf2vn
    @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-qf2vn 6 лет назад +19

    6:43 When you and your friends go to a birthday party and the birthday person doesn't let anyone play his new video game.

  • @rosegardner8305
    @rosegardner8305 5 лет назад +26

    7:25 to all of the s SCP fans out there, you’ll know what that sounds like. (SCP-096’s scream)

  • @VPBFR89
    @VPBFR89 8 лет назад +107

    The cake is a lie.

    • @nikto7297
      @nikto7297 3 года назад

      Portal reference :D

  • @juliannatale6743
    @juliannatale6743 8 лет назад +475

    The A.I in this game is completely stupid, a police officer sees you murder someone, and they are like "Are you okay?"

    • @catalyst5654
      @catalyst5654 8 лет назад +30

      Because they didn't see who it was dipshit

    • @juliannatale6743
      @juliannatale6743 8 лет назад +4

      You clearly see him shoot someone and the cop is like, "Sir are you okay?"

    • @Sheppardsg1
      @Sheppardsg1 8 лет назад +19

      And they see you trough wall :)

    • @juliannatale6743
      @juliannatale6743 8 лет назад +2

      Sheppardsg1 Exactly

    • @ResidentReveler
      @ResidentReveler 8 лет назад +10

      And then when the auto-rickshaw explodes, one of em is like "You hear that? Find out what it was"

  • @jojoflap
    @jojoflap 7 лет назад +27

    1:19
    >watches Ken get blown up
    "You hear that? Find out what that was."

  • @BuckingBadger
    @BuckingBadger 6 лет назад +8

    Polluting the ventelation system with sleeping gas (i assume that's what it is) is one of the most clean and subtle ways to knock out a target regardless if you want said target dead or alive

  • @ResidentReveler
    @ResidentReveler 8 лет назад +32

    10:16 "YEAH! GET SOME" *dies* HAHAHA

  • @cornne724
    @cornne724 5 лет назад +7

    2:15 I feel like that one should’ve been called “a taste of your own medicine”

  • @connorlewis2517
    @connorlewis2517 6 лет назад +7

    0:00 That moment when your friend pushes your head in the cake to prank you but accidentally drowns you
    Sooooo Relatible

  • @alfredlee361
    @alfredlee361 5 лет назад +7

    1:20
    Boss dies-
    Guard literally saw it-
    Guard: Hear that? I'll find out what that was.

  • @wanderingbandit8823
    @wanderingbandit8823 7 лет назад +6

    Love hitman, the game is basically a giant puzzle 11/10

  • @AP-tr1et
    @AP-tr1et 7 лет назад +228

    The "ISO EXPLODING PHONE" Should just be called the samsung galaxy S7

  • @defalt7023
    @defalt7023 8 лет назад +134

    Holy shit, didn't know Jordan could kill Ken.

    • @Miisso
      @Miisso 8 лет назад +5

      do u like watch dogs

    • @ElmoWill
      @ElmoWill 6 лет назад

      Foot Ball im an ElmoWill

  • @joshc9483
    @joshc9483 5 лет назад +7

    Nostalgic. I played this game with confidence and felt like a real assassin. Best assassin game ever!

  • @atlas2296
    @atlas2296 5 лет назад +26

    7:23
    **SCP-096 Screaming Intensifies**

  • @GustavoSantosToltech99
    @GustavoSantosToltech99 8 лет назад +60

    Poor Jordan Cross. You hate the guy xD

    • @112523
      @112523 8 лет назад +35

      hes a fucking asshole tho

    • @kingtommy690
      @kingtommy690 7 лет назад +22

      Foot Ball Jordan killed his girlfriend

    • @sergiovictoria8345
      @sergiovictoria8345 5 лет назад +4

      Nigga pushes people to their deaths when he's pissed off even his own dad

  • @ALgamer47
    @ALgamer47 6 лет назад +10

    2:42 "hey you okay?" He just died

  • @PainMakesYouFeelBetter
    @PainMakesYouFeelBetter 8 лет назад +43

    Dude at the end first he was gung ho now he chilling on the sofa.

    • @PainMakesYouFeelBetter
      @PainMakesYouFeelBetter 8 лет назад

      +Troyer Manchez Smile, it's better for you good sir.

    • @mlnl6203
      @mlnl6203 8 лет назад +1

      +HayateKasumi ShimboriHayashi Yo this dude back at it again lmao

    • @mlnl6203
      @mlnl6203 8 лет назад +1

      +HayateKasumi ShimboriHayashi you are literally the definition of a weeaboo.

    • @PainMakesYouFeelBetter
      @PainMakesYouFeelBetter 8 лет назад

      +Dee One He fails at that too....weaboos tend to be more offensive. He's more like prepubescent wannabe who doesn't get enough attention at home.

    • @PainMakesYouFeelBetter
      @PainMakesYouFeelBetter 8 лет назад +2

      Try hards need not apply.

  • @MikeJones__Who
    @MikeJones__Who 3 года назад +2

    Cross: Eats poison and dies
    Woman: "Did you trip over something?!"
    🤣🤣 gotta love that hitman logic

  • @ryanlesner4716
    @ryanlesner4716 3 года назад +2

    " Aaaaaaaw!!!!!!"
    " Are you okay?"
    The guy screaming super loud as he is killed by electricity.
    Only for his clueless band mate to ask if he is alright.
    Anyone with a brain would be yelling for EMS.

  • @theundergroundresistance1997
    @theundergroundresistance1997 7 лет назад +44

    8:30 the best Samsung Galaxy Note 7 explosion

  • @lycanthis9963
    @lycanthis9963 6 лет назад +5

    Thanos: You should have gone for the head! *snaps*
    6:23 Target: I don't feel so good. *fades away*

  • @The_Wolf74
    @The_Wolf74 7 лет назад +3

    (Jordan Cross) "See you in hell."
    (47) "Actually, you will." (Pushes Jordan Cross)

  • @GokuTheGod0104
    @GokuTheGod0104 8 лет назад +7

    I pressed like before I watched the video

  • @Skrumgo
    @Skrumgo 8 лет назад +13

    whats cookin?
    bad dum chhh!
    DEATH

  • @einreich3954
    @einreich3954 8 лет назад +22

    2:05 ' I am going solo'😂

  • @matty8952
    @matty8952 8 лет назад +14

    Poor Ken Morgan. You've assassinated him about 50 times now

  • @Boomshteck
    @Boomshteck 4 года назад +3

    0:14
    "you brown nose! What are you doing here?!"
    "Æ"

  • @oreotanker4073
    @oreotanker4073 6 лет назад +1

    “We got... like a Ninja up in here”😂

  • @imsosirius3151
    @imsosirius3151 5 лет назад +3

    2:36 Dude gets electrocuted right in front of him and he's like: "Are you okay?"

  • @Koronuru
    @Koronuru 3 года назад

    Agent 47: (kills with a cake)
    John Wick: I'll take that as a note.

  • @msauce8334
    @msauce8334 6 лет назад +4

    Sees someone die from explosive says “hear that, go find out what that was” 😂

  • @ryqeusneal3819
    @ryqeusneal3819 6 лет назад +1

    Imagine all the work that went into all these different encounters

  • @nathanwise1608
    @nathanwise1608 3 года назад +1

    You know, a cake is a pretty porous thing. You shouldn't be able to suffocate somebody with one.
    Then again, this is Hitman. (Shrug)

  • @lucariken2065
    @lucariken2065 7 лет назад +1

    My fav kill was the "yeah get some!" one

  • @Chrisss53
    @Chrisss53 5 лет назад +2

    Jordan Cross can join the ICA he is really good in pushing people over edges

  • @PlusPopcorn
    @PlusPopcorn 4 года назад

    Love the thumbnail, it’s amazing

  • @MayfieldArchival
    @MayfieldArchival 7 лет назад +1

    6:54 Gags to death from cake poisioning. "Did you trip over something? Are you okay?"

  • @evansweettooth5079
    @evansweettooth5079 7 лет назад +2

    7:49 "Killer queen has already touched the phone"

  • @peniisfracture7220
    @peniisfracture7220 8 лет назад

    Yo Gamer I love ur funny brutal kill hitman vids ! keep up the good 2ork and make more

  • @Chloe-cj8sp
    @Chloe-cj8sp 7 лет назад

    Nothing can beat mortal combat...ITS TE MOST BRUTAL THING THERE IS!

  • @TurkeyTueky
    @TurkeyTueky 3 года назад

    "Did you trip over something?"
    *Yes he tripped over the cake on the table*

  • @alistairvan4059
    @alistairvan4059 2 года назад

    the scream when Jordan kills ken morgan, the way he screams was like SCP 096

  • @ABC97613
    @ABC97613 7 лет назад +11

    *clearly choking*
    Did you trip over something?
    ...

  • @thelocalmustacheman2649
    @thelocalmustacheman2649 4 года назад

    0:02
    [*Hell*]
    Satan: Ah, Jordon Cross, welcome to your new home. But before I can let you in, what was the cause of your death?
    Jordan: I uh. . drowned. . in a cake. .
    Satan: ***sigh*** Wonderful, your one of THOSE people. .

  • @JustNoura-lq6xq
    @JustNoura-lq6xq 2 года назад +1

    1:06 “Mr. Morgan” I want to believe this refers to Arthur🙈💘.

  • @DavidAKJohnson
    @DavidAKJohnson 6 лет назад

    *sees guy blow up into pieces in front of him
    "Did you hear that? Go see what that was."
    "YEAH."
    The most casual response to a man being blown to bits. Only the Hitman games could say something as benign as that and get away with it.

  • @rendangtrash
    @rendangtrash 4 года назад

    Angels : "Pfftt, oh so you are the man who died because of cake?"

  • @frankyxop715
    @frankyxop715 6 лет назад

    Tuk-Tuk explodes, killing a man in the process.
    Guard next to the explosion: hear that? Go find out what that was.

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 4 года назад +1

    Both targets are down great work now head towards the exit

  • @tblaze2secondchannel985
    @tblaze2secondchannel985 8 лет назад +2

    Younshould really keep up the good work i Love your content

  • @LuigiTuazon
    @LuigiTuazon 4 года назад

    Thebsound design on this game is just insane.

  • @MilanMozarBG
    @MilanMozarBG 2 года назад

    Jordan Cross: Dies from electrick accident.
    The guy: Are tou oke

  • @charlielin4528
    @charlielin4528 5 лет назад +1

    I don't think the cake can cause the choke, but I still think it is very interesting to treat Jordan this way.

  • @satanmann8023
    @satanmann8023 8 лет назад +7

    10.22 the dead guy sat down so funny

    • @MA-so1uv
      @MA-so1uv 4 года назад

      That's not how timestamps work srry

  • @dominicgrinceri9207
    @dominicgrinceri9207 4 года назад

    Imagine coming into the comments just to hate abt a game which made its developers a fortune and realizing your stuck to watching youtube for a life.

  • @sonovabeach4538
    @sonovabeach4538 7 лет назад

    When you poison someone with the cake, and he's choking to death, the woman just says "did you trip on something?"

  • @joshuaortmeyer291
    @joshuaortmeyer291 7 лет назад

    Ouaaa you made a lot of views its good for have new hitman's fans !

  • @professor.moriarty9803
    @professor.moriarty9803 6 лет назад +1

    Jordan really know how to "Push"

  • @theskipper7305
    @theskipper7305 6 лет назад +2

    1:50 awwww you skipped over the confrontation with Jordon

  • @DmarcusBaus
    @DmarcusBaus 7 лет назад

    Security sees a guy explode
    Security: You hear that? Find out what it was.

  • @purplekey1560
    @purplekey1560 3 года назад

    Funny seeing Agent 47 in a waiter disguise waiting for Morgan to die.

  • @brammichelsnl
    @brammichelsnl 7 лет назад +2

    10:13 A.I: oh we Got something like a Ninja 😂

  • @DaMilkManMan
    @DaMilkManMan 3 года назад

    *eats poison cake*
    *suffering*
    *everyone leaves nonchalantly*
    *dies*
    “Did you trip over something?”

  • @benjamin-papa
    @benjamin-papa 5 лет назад

    The bodyguard emerging from the coconut dust haha

  • @Deadsea_1993
    @Deadsea_1993 3 года назад

    Agent 47 is savage. He fixes a car just so that the target can start it up for it to explode

  • @PLANDerLinde99
    @PLANDerLinde99 6 лет назад

    *Ken gets blown up in front of his eyes* "Did you hear that? Go find out what that was?"

  • @toastynotes
    @toastynotes 4 года назад

    Fell 5 feet into some water? That's lethal.

  • @OctopusH2O
    @OctopusH2O 7 лет назад

    This is one of the most underrated game

  • @jacquiwalker9635
    @jacquiwalker9635 6 лет назад +1

    Hitman did the old James bond ( I think ) in a chair trick. : )

  • @iloveremymycat
    @iloveremymycat 2 года назад

    the thumbnail is so cool

  • @ZRisyad
    @ZRisyad 6 лет назад +1

    7:24 That scream from SCP-096

  • @fluffyfish
    @fluffyfish 6 лет назад

    The first one would probably be"OH DO YOU LIKE THE CAKE HUH?"

  • @audojoe6324
    @audojoe6324 6 лет назад

    9:40
    *shoots iPad*
    Lady: Dude, what the hell?
    Agent 47: *hides gun behind his back* Wasn’t me.

  • @k.angelova
    @k.angelova 5 лет назад +5

    Target down. Next up: Ken Morgan.

  • @blabla91ist
    @blabla91ist 4 года назад

    Nice Video man I like it !
    Next up Ken Morgan

  • @gardanothdaedra-blood6834
    @gardanothdaedra-blood6834 7 лет назад +1

    Guess you can say someone "crashed" the party in more or less than "47" ways.

  • @lakshwantharchie3788
    @lakshwantharchie3788 4 года назад

    Guy : (Dies gruesomely like Joffrey Baratheon in font of her.)cough cough
    Lady : Did you trip over somthin?

  • @PG1_G
    @PG1_G 8 лет назад +13

    I tried the cake poisoning and he didn't die he just threw up and was totally fine after

    • @facwrites4564
      @facwrites4564 7 лет назад +26

      You have to use lethal poison not rat poison

    • @PLANDerLinde99
      @PLANDerLinde99 6 лет назад +1

      Michael P No shit Sherlock you have to use the right poison, Some poisons are lethal and kill them, Some poisons only make people run to a bathroom and throw up and some poisons just send people to sleep

    • @lewismurphy3499
      @lewismurphy3499 6 лет назад

      Shadsy The Hedgehog did someone forget their pills?

    • @PLANDerLinde99
      @PLANDerLinde99 6 лет назад +1

      Lewis Murphy Yeah. This dude bought Emetic pills with him instead of lethal ones.

  • @Th3W4tchman
    @Th3W4tchman 8 лет назад

    My nigga Agent 47 knows what's up. He taught his homie how to eat cake.