@@googleman3546 literally, was messing around on Hokaido and knocked someone over while they were standing in the hot springs. They drowned the moments their head hit the water.
@@jonolivier9126 recently was in Mumbai getting a Arthur Gregory disguise into the sewers and by the way I was also fighting is your ID for where the hell the Maelstrom might be and I truly break at the guy in the face ( turns out to bE Nails. I was looking for and died into a little sewer water)
I like how Alexa just finds out you are her assassin, gives you what you want, wishes you luck on your next kill and then does your job for you. Easiest job ever.
She's way better than 47 at poisoning drinks. She's faster, doesn't arouse suspicion from anyone watching even if she's not dressed as a waiter, and the poison works faster, too.
imagine archeologists of 25th century discover that grave, three bodies with bullet wounds, only one woman(on tombstone there is woman name), and one with extremely rusty gun with full ammo. It would be hell of investigation of what happened, if they not find sniper bullets which travelled through all of bodies.
1:15 - 1:45 so she knew he's gonna come for her and then ended her life just like that rather than getting killed by 47. I'm amazed Diana didn't get any different dialogue from that, unlike what she said when Jordan pushed Ken Morgan.
No Im pretty sure that death is when you say Zachary commited suicide. 47 claims he did it because he thought Alexa was dead so she kills herself out of guilt.
its because 47 finds a letter from Montgomery in which he said he felt Alexa was more suited to be the heir and was ready to step aside for her, which makes his murder completely unnecessary, thus the guilt of both her brothers' deaths makes her take the drastic step.
Im actually surprised her dialogue still has that signal interference effect Thought it's only because the electricution method messed up the radio and all
@@Zeppy047 In the library, there is a secret room and a letter inside. Using this letter, you can manage to convince Alexa that her brother committed suicide.
3:14 Security Guard: “Looks like an accident” Also the security guard: *Literally watched and waited for the woman to die after being poisoned by a drink*
@@rejvaik00 If you're a bodyguard and your boss just drops dead after drinking something from the bartender you're not sure you've seen before your reaction should be a bit more agressive towards said bartender and you enter lockdown. The targets we kill are all very well known and their deaths will spark something more than "Eh, that's the 10th 1% dead in an accident this month, shit happens"
47 has the amazing ability to make all security personnel completely oblivious to anything that doesn't occur within a 3-foot radius if their current position.
alexa carlisle is the first and only target in this series i actually feel bad for killing, she is a grieving woman and could and should have died peacefully, she would not have caused much trouble anymore anyway
@@GalilEdits idc if you're not the guy crying at movies or having feelings about a story game but I do it's part of why I enjoy playing games in the first place
@@baibo_a you probably think ole Bill Gates is an altruistic angel who happens to be worth billions. Just because she's old and haggard doesn't absolve her from being morally bankrupt dumbass.
Thers literally over 100 ways too do every level in hitman 1-3 it's amazing or you can just cap everyone like the speed running community around this game is verry much worth looking into. And the sniper assassin levels from hitman 2 is great I wish io interactive would make a hole game of sniping levels the one in the prison is super eleborate verry well designed it's hilarious they work on this game for a long time and theres people that can finish all 3 games under 20 minutes
7:12 would have been cool if you could hold the gun against the pillow to use it as a silencer as you pull the trigger. Or were pillow-silencers just a Hollywood invention ?
The freeze frame of the second photo shoot where Madam Carlisle gets electrocuted reminded me of Thriller. It instantly played in my head when she struck that pose. XD
I love how with every death in this game, all bystanders act like a minor inconvenience just occurred.
Shows how much they really cared for the person who died.
@@zabnat Don't forget the apathy that comes standard with being British...
Haha
Yeah you think the developers would work on AI reactions lol
Command, there's been a terrible accident"
"I hope they got more body bags"
That family photo looks like a blast
That's a good one
Talk about a photo “bomb”
🤣🤣🤣
@@AlexTheOilersFan underrated comment
Best comment ever!!
"Time to take care of Madam Carlisle"
Carlisle: "I got you fam."
ikr XD
Haha I didn’t expect that one
Surreal definition of self-yeet
@@sharl_j Agreed
Why does she kill herself
That's Madam Carlisle taken care of.
Now head towards an- *static noises*
Time to get the file on Arthur Edward’s .
That's Madam Carlisle taken care of.
That’s the whole family taken care of.
Time to get the
I've never played this game, but I know one thing; It's time to get the file on Arthur Edwards.
And that Madam Carlisle is taken care of
@@PLANDerLinde99 you only get the file on Arthur Edwards once Madam Carlisle is taken care of
@@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 If you know the code to her safe can't you grab the file before you kill her?
@@PLANDerLinde99 Hm I suppose you can I always obtained it the other way though
@@PLANDerLinde99 yes, after the first time you can just put inb1975
1:05
A "bunch of people"?
Dude, they were the _entire_ Carlisle family line!
Hey, can you help me I posted a video on Hitman 3 but idk how he finds out all these ways to kill people like he does ...
@@vyper5131
There are guides here and there (such as IGN's).
Else it's good ol' fashioned trial-and-error.
@@vyper5131 I just run in shoot and run off when the guards start getting intensely accurate. Easiest game ever.
47: Completely ends a bloodline
Guards:Yo who killed these random ass people?
Guard: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Love how every human being in hitmans universe refuses to learn to swim.
Whatever you do, don't fall in the water.
@@googleman3546 literally, was messing around on Hokaido and knocked someone over while they were standing in the hot springs. They drowned the moments their head hit the water.
@@jonolivier9126 recently was in Mumbai getting a Arthur Gregory disguise into the sewers and by the way I was also fighting is your ID for where the hell the Maelstrom might be and I truly break at the guy in the face ( turns out to bE Nails. I was looking for and died into a little sewer water)
They are all like the wicked witch...
They are respecting the old school tradition of platformers, if you fall into water you instantly die.
*dies from a poisoned drink*
Guard: yep that'll be an accident
Guard was like: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Untraceable.
Must’ve been the wind.
"Guess they choked on their water... Damn shame, my brother went the same way."
*continues to polish bar top "Nobody tells me Nothin! round her"*
Actual: how was the photo shoot?
I photo bombed it.
Hello pig allah
Underrated comment
@@pro2a693 hurr durr
@@danielaniq 😀😀😀
"increase the exposition sir
- ok I'll increase the explosion
-¿Wh"
Target: is literally blown up right in front of everyone
Bystanders: oh no, anyway
Probably a hint of how much they didn't like her haha
the ending where alexa kills herself because she thought she drove zachary to suicide was just brutal...
I didnt even know she did that I just pushed her off myself
How do you even get her to do that? Do you have to give her a different response when answering who killed Zach?
@@rRevilo64 you tell her that he killed himself
@@fpszombie1 ok. Makes sense. Thanks
On my first clear getting that ending after she literally hands me the file and wishes me luck was insane
I like how Alexa just finds out you are her assassin, gives you what you want, wishes you luck on your next kill and then does your job for you. Easiest job ever.
Very unique 😅
0:52 u just wiped out the whole generation XD
And that's why you always kill the what?
The bloodline.
thats gotta be the best kill in all 3 hitman games
Yeah to cut the cycle of providence is to kill the whole family, so no other will rise up & create another again.
Eh, the grandson was the product of incest anyway, better to get rid of that problem
Why that girl stockings disappear after explosion lol
*That's Madam Carlisle taken care of. Time to get the file on Arthur Edwards.*
47 watching her poison that drink like. “That’s good my student, Now walk away.”
LOL
or that drink will be breathtaking 💀😎
She's way better than 47 at poisoning drinks. She's faster, doesn't arouse suspicion from anyone watching even if she's not dressed as a waiter, and the poison works faster, too.
@@klemminguk True, didn't notice
@@klemminguk well who’s really going to notice a family member poisoning another? 😂
8:08-8:18
Guard: "Damn!"
47: "No, it's a well..."
Lol
I like no matter how shallow the pool of water is, people is always die
They don’t know how to swim or get up
@@Jakethefake they're just bruce willis
@@devinthierault excellent comment
Well water is dangerous. A simple puddle literally exploded and killed 6 people.
@@molonlabe4745 it’s because IO doesn’t wanna animate a cripple
The graveside bit with the sniper is a thing of beauty lmao
I enjoyed the dropping the body on top of the car.
imagine archeologists of 25th century discover that grave, three bodies with bullet wounds, only one woman(on tombstone there is woman name), and one with extremely rusty gun with full ammo. It would be hell of investigation of what happened, if they not find sniper bullets which travelled through all of bodies.
The first one with the photo bomb was comedy gold.
Pushed into a two ft deep pond: guess I'll die
1:15 - 1:45 so she knew he's gonna come for her and then ended her life just like that rather than getting killed by 47. I'm amazed Diana didn't get any different dialogue from that, unlike what she said when Jordan pushed Ken Morgan.
No Im pretty sure that death is when you say Zachary commited suicide. 47 claims he did it because he thought Alexa was dead so she kills herself out of guilt.
its because 47 finds a letter from Montgomery in which he said he felt Alexa was more suited to be the heir and was ready to step aside for her, which makes his murder completely unnecessary, thus the guilt of both her brothers' deaths makes her take the drastic step.
I imagine she would have but they had to set up that she was losing signal and stuff
What about Emma poisoning Alexa? This game is full of outsourcing, yet we don't get compliments from that.
Im actually surprised her dialogue still has that signal interference effect
Thought it's only because the electricution method messed up the radio and all
I always loved that there is tons of ways to kill a target in the Hitman games.
In a world where no one can swim
Dude I’m tryna get some Hitman 3 tips I’m new to the game..could you help me make my gameplay better I tired posting s video but it’s not rlly good
@@vyper5131 what you need i can tell you some useful tips
Swimming is overrated anyway
I love how the security guy just looks at her on the floor after she's poisoned like "I hated that bitch, let me calmly watch her die"
1:44 she does that on her own after you get the case file? Lol!
Only if you said the guy committed suicide
@@dogebond6960 thank you!
@@dogebond6960 how do you do that
@@Zeppy047 In the library, there is a secret room and a letter inside. Using this letter, you can manage to convince Alexa that her brother committed suicide.
@@MostCedric thanks
0:51 damn it my head hurts from laughing that was so unexpected and worth it
When I first did it, I laughed and laughed I got cramps. Especially the reaction from the NPC's.
I knew you could shock the Madame but I didn't know you could explode the whole family. Funny as hell
I love how Agent 47 takes like zero damage from an explosion right in his face adds to the humor of it 💀
@@mr.knewyork5843 video game logic let em have it
@@xXThatGuy275Xx Damn bro, wasn't expecting you to reply seeing that your comment was 2 years old. Thanks for replying I guess lmao
0:51 This gives a whole new meaning of photobombing 😂😂😂
Bodyguards just don't care of Madame Carlisle.
1:42 the moment you realize its agent 47 ):
6:53 what a *shocking* kill
08:07 BREAKING NEWS: Half of entire local constabulary found drowned in single well. Remaining half baffled!
3:42 oh god, i thought it was some kinda her nasty place, turns out it is the room we r all needed
NOW THATS WHAT YOU CALL A PHOTO BOMB 0:54
3:14 Security Guard: “Looks like an accident” Also the security guard: *Literally watched and waited for the woman to die after being poisoned by a drink*
"This is no time for jokes"
**Leaves a banana peel on the ground**
Even The Joker should give it an approval for the use of banana peels to kill.
1:51 Ooookay, the feedback completely freaked me out.
@hybritome same
same
2:23 not a better way to blend in than to consistently wipe the same area of a table hours on end
Those assassination photos..Are Masterpieces!😂😂😂😂😂 Never laughed so hard! ROFL !
Nice touch by the devs
Great intro to start the shenanigans
0:56 that's going in the Christmas card.
“Hope your Holiday Season is a Blast!”
Sincerely, Mr. Rieper.
@@nathanwise1608 a lot of months away from Christmas but my holiday is a blast
0:53 The photobomb I’m dead 😂😂😂
0:51 before
0:54 after
the Ai is so unrealistic and emotionless when they see someone literally die in front of them
What is you shoot them right in front of everybody
Not really I'm sure I'd act the same way
@@rejvaik00 If you're a bodyguard and your boss just drops dead after drinking something from the bartender you're not sure you've seen before your reaction should be a bit more agressive towards said bartender and you enter lockdown. The targets we kill are all very well known and their deaths will spark something more than "Eh, that's the 10th 1% dead in an accident this month, shit happens"
Yeah the Hitman games took a more "comical relief" approach a while back. They stopped taking themselves too seriously. Still good fun tho.
9:03 how did that kill her lol and the second one lost consciousness from slipping on banana peel 🤦♂️
4:37 How the hell did that guy behind the grave not hear or see that?
This is why I love the hitman series. So many unique ways to kill a person.
7:10
I always feel bad for killing her during that part.
Dubai felt bad for interrupting Grey's speech in one of the mission stories that I redid that scene
The ragdoll though.
What she doing? XD
How do you get here to go to that red room?
@@vel- its just part of her routine, she goes there after having a phone call in her office
@2:42 This has to be my favorite NPC line in the entire trilogy.
5:31 - Even he calculated how did the body fell after the shot.
That photoshoot kill looks like something from a cartoon lol.
1:41 This had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
That’s GoofyLegend taken care of…
Technically it had HER dying. XD
This is what we’ve needed for a long time....
I think it’s time to get the file on Arthur Edwards.
He's been so careful towards Madam Cartstile
Person was died with poison and bartender still cleaning 😁😁
Person was killed with poison and the bartender was still cleaning.
@@mintie66 So u like correcting peaple
@@Retrofooty177 You know it baby, also it’s people ❤️
@@mintie66 Bro ure fujed lol
@@mintie66 Bro that's the best hobby
47 has the amazing ability to make all security personnel completely oblivious to anything that doesn't occur within a 3-foot radius if their current position.
alexa carlisle is the first and only target in this series i actually feel bad for killing, she is a grieving woman and could and should have died peacefully, she would not have caused much trouble anymore anyway
But she was a member of Providence, if she lived she would have continued the group’s activities of influencing the entire world
@@KalashVodka175 nah and that's the thing, Edwards would've seized the operations anyway
@@baibo_a my guy it’s a video game
@@GalilEdits idc if you're not the guy crying at movies or having feelings about a story game but I do it's part of why I enjoy playing games in the first place
@@baibo_a you probably think ole Bill Gates is an altruistic angel who happens to be worth billions. Just because she's old and haggard doesn't absolve her from being morally bankrupt dumbass.
0:52 That's why it's always a good idea to take out the what?
The blooodline.
You always take out the bloodline.
- Queen of Fables
(And probably other people.)
That's most savage family picture
I remember Jhin who's artistic killed his victims
6:15 LMAO that bodyguard is keeping it together like a pro.
Like "Central? The client just got smashed by antler lustre. Over and out"
Omg, I really didn't expect that explosion during the family portrait. I couldn't stop laughing for a solid 30 seconds.
4:48 Well I want to have the same superpower to do my homework.
0:44 how did she not say “I’m not sure how to feel about that one...” you literally just slaughtered an entire family lmao
Lol the detective knew it was poisoned 😂
lookin for this comment. thats an amazing detail
0:54 47 is really making his photography business booming :))
Hhmmm what???
@@ikadekwiryawan1863 my worst attempt at making a punny joke. Not really a success :))
@@tranmikey7355 Nah he's just not very smart.
4:58 that was an excellent transition - "47 is everywhere, 47 is everyone'.
Apparently that’s Madame Carlisle taken care of ...
0:54 hahah😂🤣
Hitman: Cleaning 🧹
Woman: Dieing cuz of Poison
Hitman: Cleaning 🧹
Also Hitman: *EVERYTHING IS FINE*
0:52 DAMN!
Every ancient family home has its resident ghosts. 47 has ensured that they'll be getting more of them.
1:51 - easiest mission ever
I never realized how differently every mission can turn out
The bodies, one grave. Nice shootin’, Tex
Useless Guards that do nothing but stare: Oh shit we’re unemployed.
To their defense, they were told she died the day before, so they already processed that idea.
0:52 taken moments before disaster.
6:47 why did it only effect her??
6:47 she has a broken cable and water under herself, she's the only one affected
Sorry for bad english
@@usuariodesconocidoi Metal chair
They're right and to add onto it she wasn't touching any of them soit wouldn't have chained to their bodies
@@usuariodesconocidoi your English is fine
@@huntressgaming8521 thx
I love when they just go full ragdoll
5:20 hitman/agent 47: no evidence, no witnesses, no alarm
grave: why are there 3 people here?
I liked the part where Madam Carlisle was taken care of.
0:53 Talk about a photobomb. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thers literally over 100 ways too do every level in hitman 1-3 it's amazing or you can just cap everyone like the speed running community around this game is verry much worth looking into. And the sniper assassin levels from hitman 2 is great I wish io interactive would make a hole game of sniping levels the one in the prison is super eleborate verry well designed it's hilarious they work on this game for a long time and theres people that can finish all 3 games under 20 minutes
Who would have known that Family photos are this great 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:12 would have been cool if you could hold the gun against the pillow to use it as a silencer as you pull the trigger.
Or were pillow-silencers just a Hollywood invention ?
Hollywood invention but then again so is the sound they use for the silencer so
Gardener: this is no time for jokes.
47: pulls out banana
5:34 "i'll save you, grab my hand!"
The freeze frame of the second photo shoot where Madam Carlisle gets electrocuted reminded me of Thriller.
It instantly played in my head when she struck that pose. XD
wtf is she saying in that pillow? xD
She’s crying lol
@@huntressgaming8521 do you know why she was crying?
@@mooglare because of Zachary
Guard: “Some crazy person kill a bunch people.”, then ignore 47 as he didn’t exist.😂
Madame Carlisle died and came back more times than Kenny from southpark
Now I definitely need to go back and do the "photo bomb" that was hilarious😂 damn guard saw me last time trying get the photographers outfit 🤦
No matter who they are, it seems that no one in the Hitman universe can swim
Madam Carlisle sees a water puddle with a leaking gas can in the middle and says, "There's a water puddle here."
Classic Hitman..
5:44 no witnesses lol
That explosion cracked me up! I was expecting an electrocusion.
good gameplay
Dipper: "Don't worry, man! The water's shallow! There's literally no way you can drown!"
Hitman NPCs:
Dipper: "Really?"
nice vid bro
epic photo boom !
4:55
*Shovels 2 times*
Done
That family picture was bomb 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
6:49 I died.
actually she did :)