Imagine being one of those soldiers reporting that you see a casualty and all you get are death gurgles on the radio as you see a man that looks like a scarecrow walking towards you..
On some Jeepers Creepers kind of shit! And if you happen to be someone who passes by the scarecrow, thinking it looks pretty real before getting a radio call, then looking back to see the scarecrow was gone!
@@itspurplepaw6163 i will NIGERUNDAYO so fast, black people will think I said the n word cause I run past them so fast they won't here the RUNDAYO part
Of course its cgi , even cgi movies from 2000s look good today
4 года назад+11
It still looks really good but there is that annoying white overlay over the top half of the screen, I think it’s supposed to simulate light glare but it’s awful
@@jameshay6926 It's true though this trailer was made in like 2012 the graphics cards at the time used to make this probably cost nothing but a few hundred dollars now.
I love how ready and cocky they all are when they blow up the building initially but then get completely killed by Agent 47 without him breaking a sweat.
"I admire your dedication in ambushing me, but I always plan ten steps ahead". - Agent 47. Then ends up killing the main leaders all at the same time. Badass.
I remember someone saying (in regards to the two failed attempts at making a Hitman movie) that a great way to do a Hitman movie would be from the perspective of a target, completely paranoid, he can be anywhere or anyone, can kill you in a variety of ways, some of which will look like an accident, completely dedicated to his job, cannot be swayed in any way.
The Saints are supposed to be the most elite assassins ever, and as soon as I left the burning hotel room you see one of them standing in the middle of the courtyard nowhere near cover and you can just headshot her with your silverballer within seconds lol, also no serious assassins would wear high heels that's just asking to fall or twist an ankle.
I don't think anyone is truly aware of how dangerous 47 is, Even the agency does not know, From when 47 was created till now he's just known for being a hitman, Its easy to underestimate him regardless of your power of authority
I am not going to defend the game but seriously if there is one concern I have is when people object to certain movies or games because it's not realistic. How can someone make proper use of their imagination if they "try to avoid extreme exaggerations'"? This criticism really is anti imagination which is really anti fun. Try to think on this before saying things like high heels are not used by master killers. I am not saying that you are wrong in thinking that high heels are a bad idea in a battle zone but come on man really, if you try to minimize exaggerations you really are not being open minded in terms of entertainment
yeah they find their murdered colleagues and are like "pfff looks like we need an ambulance" instead of "this person has been recently murdered and we need to raise the alarm"
Played this level recently on purist and restarted like 10 times. The way you mitigate each detection and doing so without taking a single bullet is amazing.
Show me your weiner schnitzels if you grew up playing metal gear and stealth games like I did, getting spotted for a split second is very easy to fix, you actually have a big window. It is even necessary to intentionally get spotted, so you can close in on the field of vision for a melee kill, or to prolong your aim. It's not so hard as you make it seem, but it's a clutch gaming as well.
nah, because most of the time, these levels were forcing you to use it at some point, like you couldn't sneak past some security, because of it. You needed to use this dumb shit in order to get pass people, which at the same time feels like no effort, hold Ctrl key and move however you want to lol
Hi mates, another reupload I hope you like and share again because youtube is not sending and recommended the games videos to people, it seems they want to remove this community from the platform. :( And also someone has a save of Dishonored: DOTO of the second or third missions with bone charms, bloodthirsty and third eye released to pass me?
no offense as I love your videos but in this you are killing non targets and even get seen. Not exactly stealthy. Hitman games are piss easy if you kill everyone
StealthGamerBR ™ even if this is an upload from almost a year ago it's nice to see the older videos and how much effort you put into it back then. And even more effort in your current videos. Love the work, keep it up! Still think the bloopers video would be a nice addition to the channel, just for a funnier side instead of all the killing. ;)
The knife throwing as a Scarecrow was cool. I run into a room, guns blazing and leaves when all bofies hit the ground, including the cleaners and prostitutes and anyone who was unfortunate enough to pass my way.
professionals leave behind no evidence, maybe an calling card now and then but that's about it. No finger prints, no evidence, no bullet casings, no witnesses and nothing that forensic can trace. like a ghost. now that's professionalism.
I really don't think people understand how truly beautiful of a game this is from a 3d animation, texturing, and modeling standpoint. There are so many things that have to come together perfectly to make a game this beautiful
I've been on a SteathGamerBR binge the last 12 hours and I'm loving every minute of it! Very well done, everyone that watches can tell your a perfectionist. ✌ out!
Now I have never played Hitman game but man AI looks laughable. Sees a body *"As I thought. This one's dead."* Then *"(Calmly says) Command send a medvac I got a casualty here."* Raise an Alarm Damn it. Regroup at that location and search the location and call for backup.
This is absolutely the worst Hitman game by a large margin. Blood Money and Hitman 2016 are far better stealth games and the AI Hitman 2016 is very competent.
@@whereammy i disagree, i hated absolution first when it came out but the more i played it, the more i like it, it brought new dimension to 47 as a character. he's not just some bald guy running around throwing lock on target homing briefcase. hitman 2016 was weak compare to blood money.
apple seed He IS supposed to be emotionless killing machine. Idk about absolution but in 2016 whenever a dead body is found they all get on my ass. And unlike in the old games it's hard to just kill everybody if even possible.
That's because the latest trilogy took almost everything from this game... animations,mobility,gunplay,stealth ..basically thanks to Absolution we got the WOA trilogy
Well both things do happen..... But again is there ever a reason to be having a chaotic shootout with people? Unless you get caught on the spot your way better of not doing that
.... Why? Because he did something in a game? Something that was built into the game and intended to be done by players? That's a terrible reason to like a video. All he's doing is playing a game and recording it, how is that special?
@@bryanestevez4880 I have lots of problems, mainly other people. People really do get offended way too easily though. I was just being an asshat out of boredom when I left that comment.
Being all sneaky and stabby in the cornfield was my favourite part of Absolution, but I never realised you could dress in the scarecrows clothes. That would have made it even more entertaining.
@Kpop Janggo You're clearly a dumbass, this game was made in 2012 and the new games have much better ai intelligence especially on harder difficulties, you clearly don't know shit about hitman
I never rly liked that mission myself cause you think this ladies are badass killers but you can just walk to them and stab them with a knive... dosnt seem like honorable enemies
i just dont know why you can walk to them and let you stab them with a knive... then she dies to a shot.in the head ok... but i mean they arent even trying XF
6:34 "Stay in the paths, Sir Daniel. You may have unpleasant surprises if you go through those corn fields. And watch out for those evil scarecrows!" (I don't remember the exact words, but you know.. You know what I'm referring for. MediEvil)
This game is phenomenal. Surprisingly I’ve never heard much about it. Years later when i played RDR2 and it had the deadeye mark for death i was like man!! I want to play Absolution again.
Out of all kill types, the knife throw is my most preferred and favourite... There's something so messy, yet elegant about it: A target with a knife stuck in his/her head... Wherever possible I killed targets with a knife throw in Hitman Blood Momey as well... 😁
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Imagine being one of those soldiers reporting that you see a casualty and all you get are death gurgles on the radio as you see a man that looks like a scarecrow walking towards you..
hell nah, i would just nigerundayo outta there
On some Jeepers Creepers kind of shit! And if you happen to be someone who passes by the scarecrow, thinking it looks pretty real before getting a radio call, then looking back to see the scarecrow was gone!
Fuck no I would tell everyone on the radio about the bodies and tell them to leave or I would leave alone
@@itspurplepaw6163 i will NIGERUNDAYO so fast, black people will think I said the n word cause I run past them so fast they won't here the RUNDAYO part
RUN
The cutscene CGI still looks good!
Of course its cgi , even cgi movies from 2000s look good today
It still looks really good but there is that annoying white overlay over the top half of the screen, I think it’s supposed to simulate light glare but it’s awful
The graphics for next-gen will most likely look better than that cutscene.
@@quora_treasure_trove dont be silly
@@jameshay6926 It's true though this trailer was made in like 2012 the graphics cards at the time used to make this probably cost nothing but a few hundred dollars now.
It was a shame 47 couldn't wear the sexy nun disguise.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME PAL .
Like ... I’m dying to see 47 wear a dress ... JUST ONCE PLEASE
Big gay
@@reynhacoezy5510 Harry Partridges Hitman Absolution: Hiding In Plain Sight.
You can see this disguise if you really want.
Brad, let the kids play
😂
Can’t deny how beautiful the setting looks. The lightning and everything, it’s beautiful.
for some reason i really don’t like the look of hitman absolution, idk it’s saturation or lighting or what
@@killar1one yeah i don't like it too
@@killar1one disagree entirely. The entire atmosphere of the game is beautifully dark and immersive for a stealth assassin game!
The Lighing... The latex...
@@killar1one the game play is better than any of the new hitman games
that scarecrow disguise was sick
vanillacokejunky and utterly unecessary
Freddy krueger, dude.
The developers r sick 👏👏🙌🙌👊 awesome
vanillacokejunky it was
It reminds me of jeepers creepers
I love how ready and cocky they all are when they blow up the building initially but then get completely killed by Agent 47 without him breaking a sweat.
Seaal Mid Agent 47. His name isn’t Hitman lmao.
welp everyone makes mistakes, I apologize
Seaal Mid Nah man I was just joking haha.
This game is crazy 🤦😲😨😢🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not only did he not break a sweat, he also never so much as cracked a smile.
"I admire your dedication in ambushing me, but I always plan ten steps ahead". - Agent 47. Then ends up killing the main leaders all at the same time. Badass.
This shows that u never mess with agent 47,no matter how skilled u are
We have you out numbered 1 to 8
See your mistake ?
@@suitmanwithaknife4400 This shows that in video games and hollywood movies people always want to see a hero who kills an entire army. That's all.
8:57
_"Hey"_
*_gets knife thrown into head_*
*_"Ahh..."_*
Has a real "I'm dead, that's mildly annoying" energy to it
*shoots motel with rocket launcher*
“No survivors, no bodies, *no trace* “
"Accident"
@@agentreilas7308 Gas leaks.
If it works with magical death tournament, it works with rocket launchers.
RPG7 is a grenade launcher...
Mission accomplished. Every enemy operative just bought the farm. Their employers will follow soon after.
When you mess with 47 you make sure he's dead otherwise say hello to hades
6:54 It was at this moment that 47 became a horror movie killer.
but one that kill the killers of spring breakers
I would die to see this.
I remember someone saying (in regards to the two failed attempts at making a Hitman movie) that a great way to do a Hitman movie would be from the perspective of a target, completely paranoid, he can be anywhere or anyone, can kill you in a variety of ways, some of which will look like an accident, completely dedicated to his job, cannot be swayed in any way.
@@basedbattledroid3507 and the target need to be smart to make it a good 2 hour long movie or 3 to stay a step a head of him of not being killed
@@basedbattledroid3507 Maybe a Hitman TV show or would be better?
Holy shit, he didn't look at the explosion. You already know he's a badass.
"Cool guys don't look at explosions...."
"Command, requesting immediate med-evac"
Command: All our guys keep requesting immediate med-evac before suddenly cutting out. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about though.
if i hear from my men that 5 people are dead in 10 seconds im quitting my job lol
Ditto
@@coolbeans3752 o.o
@@MercyWolff
Ditto = same here
@@coolbeans3752 i know :3 lol
I'm hauling ass in whatever is nearby if 10 people are dead in 5 seconds
And that's how Johnny sins nailed 8 Brazzers girls...
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ROFL!!!!
nice hocam :D
I guess you could say, "Those women got FUCKED."
Lol
6:36
"What the....Command requesting medivac asap, we have a casualty"
Command: "Confirmed, who's the casualty?"
"Me" *eeegh!*
Nun of tem survived
NUN
47: call an ambulance... but not for me!
I remember when playing this episode for the first time, I was so thrilled that I finally had some so badass yet worthy opponents to deal with.
That cutscene in the beggining with the Jesper Kyd music gives me the chills every time.
What's the music name
@@Dino_gold-cj1iw "Apocalypse" by Jasper Kyd
This is the "The Nun" I want to see
lmao
YASSS
In 2:56 you can hear Rick from Rick and Morty
You mean the war nun you wanted to see right? Not the horror nun?
lol
Being hunted down by a killer scarecrow was a phobia I didn't know I had
That is called Formidophobia
jeepers creepers
The Saints are supposed to be the most elite assassins ever, and as soon as I left the burning hotel room you see one of them standing in the middle of the courtyard nowhere near cover and you can just headshot her with your silverballer within seconds lol, also no serious assassins would wear high heels that's just asking to fall or twist an ankle.
But it's hot so shhhhhhh
I don't think anyone is truly aware of how dangerous 47 is, Even the agency does not know, From when 47 was created till now he's just known for being a hitman, Its easy to underestimate him regardless of your power of authority
That's every generic assasination fantasy. No surprise.
Have you updated your LinkedIn page as an assain expert?
I am not going to defend the game but seriously if there is one concern I have is when people object to certain movies or games because it's not realistic. How can someone make proper use of their imagination if they "try to avoid extreme exaggerations'"? This criticism really is anti imagination which is really anti fun. Try to think on this before saying things like high heels are not used by master killers. I am not saying that you are wrong in thinking that high heels are a bad idea in a battle zone but come on man really, if you try to minimize exaggerations you really are not being open minded in terms of entertainment
I don't remember my first communion being anything like this
HAHAHA
Same
Yeah it was way harder... Like just killing one soldier somehow informed everyone on the planet...
I wish my Scarecrow could do that. All it does is just lay there scaring away pesky birds.
Stupid Scarecrow
@Behemoth Gaming
He ded
At least yours scares the birds. Mine cant even do that
2:57 "It's him!"
*gets shot*
"Wha-?"
*dies*
XD
😂
Are none of us gonna talk how negative my guys score is
@@Uncurstedbread its in the millions probally
He was looking in the wrong direction and got hit in the back of the neck, which means 47 wasn't where he thought he was.
The AI has too much A and not enough I
Smartest joke I've seen
Yeah. Hitman absolution's ai is...
This sounds so familiar...
Where is this from?
yeah they find their murdered colleagues and are like "pfff looks like we need an ambulance" instead of "this person has been recently murdered and we need to raise the alarm"
I’m sorry for this but I don’t get the joke.
Played this level recently on purist and restarted like 10 times. The way you mitigate each detection and doing so without taking a single bullet is amazing.
I always hated this mission. The saints are too sexy to die
Trevelyn - too not to
Getting offed by them would probably be a pretty hot show
Then the mission works on the 12 year olds in the audience
CamTheKitty haha
you don't have to be 12 years old to like sexy women.
The game is really easy when you decide to kill everyone. The real purist kills only the target without being spotted.
rmisionero Agreed 👍🏼👍🏼
reminds me of deus ex human revolution. you have a choice to kill everyone or just make them all go to sleep by firing tranquilizers.
Not only that... But agent 47 would kill a target from controlled accidents.
Show me your weiner schnitzels No it isn't. It's art. But I get the point you're trying to make as well.
Show me your weiner schnitzels if you grew up playing metal gear and stealth games like I did, getting spotted for a split second is very easy to fix, you actually have a big window. It is even necessary to intentionally get spotted, so you can close in on the field of vision for a melee kill, or to prolong your aim. It's not so hard as you make it seem, but it's a clutch gaming as well.
4:40 I found this mechanic really great and wished, they would've included it into the newer Hitman games. A really great social stealth mechanic.
😂
Nice one .
would be cool if you could steal guard radios like in Berlin to figure out what's going on probably
nah, because most of the time, these levels were forcing you to use it at some point, like you couldn't sneak past some security, because of it. You needed to use this dumb shit in order to get pass people, which at the same time feels like no effort, hold Ctrl key and move however you want to lol
Would be acceptable against enforcers but would kinda render them useless.
@@thelonelyghostN Maybe add a "Grand Enforcer"? Ones who would immediately recognize you unless you blend in
"stealth"
*blows up a whole gas station in order to kill one of them*
k then
Javi Bentué Still awesome.
It's stealth if nobody is alive to see it
It's steath if you kill who saw you before he tells the other guys
It's stealth if people don't know it wasn't an accident (?)
The job is to stay untraceable, whether you take one shot or blow an entire gas station
Hi mates, another reupload I hope you like and share again because youtube is not sending and recommended the games videos to people, it seems they want to remove this community from the platform. :(
And also someone has a save of Dishonored: DOTO of the second or third missions with bone charms, bloodthirsty and third eye released to pass me?
Your videos are a masterpiece
Dunkey agrees: 10/5 MASTAPEECE
no offense as I love your videos but in this you are killing non targets and even get seen.
Not exactly stealthy.
Hitman games are piss easy if you kill everyone
StealthGamerBR ™ even if this is an upload from almost a year ago it's nice to see the older videos and how much effort you put into it back then. And even more effort in your current videos. Love the work, keep it up! Still think the bloopers video would be a nice addition to the channel, just for a funnier side instead of all the killing. ;)
dishonored 1 or two cause i have for dishonored one
4:54 love how the enemy drops the weapon
It was at this moment he knew .. HE FUCKED UP XD
The soundtrack, the scenes, the gameplay, absolute perfection!
"no strippers were harmed in the making of this video."
Just helluva lot of penetration.
Damn you are an angel of death
Literally, NO ONE stands to oppose you. They fall before they even have a chance
정진우 those headshots scare me to death!
정진우 Yo it's a video game
The knife throwing as a Scarecrow was cool. I run into a room, guns blazing and leaves when all bofies hit the ground, including the cleaners and prostitutes and anyone who was unfortunate enough to pass my way.
Hmm for me he was in a shower then they blew him up
professionals leave behind no evidence, maybe an calling card now and then but that's about it. No finger prints, no evidence, no bullet casings, no witnesses and nothing that forensic can trace. like a ghost. now that's professionalism.
If nuns were like this,...i would have been a priest
@Ice31 That doesnt make him a pervert either
@Ty rapper guy more like a simp you mean
I would identify as female and then become a nun.
@@Jolteon52 Get with the times. I already became a girl and dresses sexy af
If nuns were like that...you would've been dead, more like it.
It really be worth it though ;)
0:45 most imp weapon for any mission.
Dude, that was some amazing editing and presentation. It almost felt like a short stealth action movie. Genius.
8:09 Flying pistols :D
A jedi is he not
But a Fighter he is
Agent 47 doesn't *use* holsters. He casually calls for the weapon, and it comes to him.
🔫😂
I really don't think people understand how truly beautiful of a game this is from a 3d animation, texturing, and modeling standpoint. There are so many things that have to come together perfectly to make a game this beautiful
I've been on a SteathGamerBR binge the last 12 hours and I'm loving every minute of it! Very well done, everyone that watches can tell your a perfectionist. ✌ out!
Didn't even started watchin already liked the video, let's not kid ourselves, we already know master mind is behind this master piece.
Wraith450 bad mentality. That way he cant grt an indication wether or not this video was actually good
Mastermind?? Come on!
8:07 That gun just came out of nowhere.
It's StealthGamer thats why.
Correction:It flew into 47's hand.
It seems like God is handling 47's guns.
Hitman is a Jedi exposed
The Outsider send it to Steathgamer!
Now I have never played Hitman game but man AI looks laughable. Sees a body *"As I thought. This one's dead."* Then *"(Calmly says) Command send a medvac I got a casualty here."* Raise an Alarm Damn it. Regroup at that location and search the location and call for backup.
This is absolutely the worst Hitman game by a large margin. Blood Money and Hitman 2016 are far better stealth games and the AI Hitman 2016 is very competent.
Tbf they’re on a mission to eliminate agent 47. The alarm doesn’t really get higher than that.
@@whereammy i disagree, i hated absolution first when it came out but the more i played it, the more i like it, it brought new dimension to 47 as a character. he's not just some bald guy running around throwing lock on target homing briefcase. hitman 2016 was weak compare to blood money.
Thats exactly what the Metal Gear AI does and they do it pretty damn fast
apple seed He IS supposed to be emotionless killing machine.
Idk about absolution but in 2016 whenever a dead body is found they all get on my ass. And unlike in the old games it's hard to just kill everybody if even possible.
So in the cutscene he dresses like a badass but five minutes later he is wearing a scarecrow suit. Fair.
He disguised a scarecrow becuz his head is too shiny to go sneaky into the grass field.
Desno He could blind his enemies
but no sunrays to reflect off of his head :(
Trevelyn -
Similar to Krillin from Dragon Ball with his Solar Flare head
S͞p͞e͞c͞t͞r͞a͞l͞i͞t͞e Krillan doesn't need Ki to use Solar flare
Trevelyn -
But his head is still shiny af
The animations are much smoother than the new games.
Inferus equitem not if you never finish the game.
Your alrightttt boahhh
Yes
Where did you find this pic?
It's so much weirder when the guy changes his name and pfp
Soldier: half an army for one only man. Could it be too much?
Saint: i think you've not understood who's the man we must kill.
Just replayed it again after so many years and it felt beautiful ! Felt as if the game was released in recent times :)
...and Hitman 3 is garbage, imo.
@@arGo-e6ihow
@@arGo-e6i do you even own the game? because hitman 2016-hitman 3 are amazing
That's because the latest trilogy took almost everything from this game... animations,mobility,gunplay,stealth ..basically thanks to Absolution we got the WOA trilogy
If all these girls can't kill hitman who on earth can
One and only Chuck Norris
Himself
Saitama
Thanos
U mom
2:58 the first time in the history of this channel that he missed
i was searching for this comment
Nerya Avraham Mofaz he didn't miss he just didn't kill him
it scared me.
Nerya Avraham Mofaz
The guy dodged ... But died right after :^P
Just one hair longer than the others. He fixed it.
Agent 47 is a fricken magician that or he acquired the force 8:08
Are you saying that is not awesome?
When I first watched it I thought something was up and seeing this comment made me realize agent 47 is a Jedi
Agent 47 is a jedi
Agent 47 is a sith :/
When you train so hard in assassinations, guns just come to you instead of you reaching for them.
I like how they do not recognize him just because he put the vest on. But some random civilian sees right through his clever disguise.
12:27 I thought he was gonna punch her
7:06
"Dead by daylight New Killer confirmed"
Love how the gun just manifest from out of nowhere. 8:09
probably due to the monitor frequency, since when you set it to 144 hertz, the game starts to behave strangely
I actually liked this game, it has a different style from the new ones but I love how you don’t really have to be all stealthy
Brazzers' bald guy
Soren Alik Johnny Sinns
😉🍆 🍑
Well, they have one thing in common. If you see him, you're fucked.
dandini0698 Lol.
Bald man nail 8 nuns
These are the worst soldiers ever lmao
If u tried the hardest level of this game then u won't say so
(basically every stealth game)
They react like its nothing LOLOL
lol
Sees a body *Command send a medvac here Cuz I m Rambo and I don't need no backup and plz don't alert my team Cuz I want to take him down alone*
They are the Angels of Death...
But StealthGamerBR is the Angel of Stealth.
Trailer: Shows 47 being a badass gunning down the targets all at once
Reality: THROW BOTTLES
Well both things do happen..... But again is there ever a reason to be having a chaotic shootout with people? Unless you get caught on the spot your way better of not doing that
@@xulnad You got a point
6:59 i clicked LIKE!
.... Why? Because he did something in a game? Something that was built into the game and intended to be done by players? That's a terrible reason to like a video. All he's doing is playing a game and recording it, how is that special?
its hard, right? living in negative town? :(
Jeepers Creepers
@@I_am_a_cat_ because he liked that part of the video? these people always being negative like whats ur problem
@@bryanestevez4880 I have lots of problems, mainly other people.
People really do get offended way too easily though. I was just being an asshat out of boredom when I left that comment.
Remember,
No Russian.
Stephen Reed this not a COD video brah
woosh
Renner no thots
Оу шит мэн
@@НикитаМерзликин-ъ5ф can you speak English
Thots Exterminated
Mission Complete,Agent 47.
Lol
Being all sneaky and stabby in the cornfield was my favourite part of Absolution, but I never realised you could dress in the scarecrows clothes. That would have made it even more entertaining.
Someone: This is very difficult, i cant play in it, because all enemies are killing me!
StealthGamer: Hold my knife!
Guy nearby gets shot in the head
Guy : Who's there? Must've been the wind
I loved the killer scarecrow thing you had going on
Expectations 0:56
VS
Reality 7:56
Lmao
They worked pretty hard back to that year, it's pretty much acceptable.
We know why you came here
1:19
3:54
4:17
5:30 boring
7:57
10:49
son of GOD
Nope, I came here to see this: 8:09
thanks donald trump
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@@VandarkVideo perfection
"Requesting Medivac Man Down..." Yeah, it's you
Michael Easley that's exactly what I was thinking. Lol
0:52 - Sister Act Part 2
Sister Act 2 - Second To Nun
@@donnamoncrief9563 😂
I love how dramatic the theatrical scenes are. Like, don't think I forgot 47 was blown up in a short flowery robe with a drink with a little umbrella.
5:44 STEALTH LVL 100 or stupidity 200 for enemy
@Kpop Janggo exactly even on hardest difficulty
@Kpop Janggo You're clearly a dumbass, this game was made in 2012 and the new games have much better ai intelligence especially on harder difficulties, you clearly don't know shit about hitman
@Kpop Janggo wait what the fuck did you wanted them to do?
I never rly liked that mission myself cause you think this ladies are badass killers but you can just walk to them and stab them with a knive... dosnt seem like honorable enemies
What did you expect? Superpowers? XD
Mister No Well,what did you expect? Run up to their face and shoot them?
i just dont know why you can walk to them and let you stab them with a knive... then she dies to a shot.in the head ok... but i mean they arent even trying XF
Mister No it's because you are much more skilled than them
Would've been better if they have counters towards your kill shot melee encounters. Or I don't know dodge point blank guns.
O melhor de tudo é sabe que o cara é brasileiro.
Pickle Rick!!! Exato
vdd
Porra!!! Esse cara era para ser o orgulho brasileiro
Vou treinar para ser pelo menos a metado de você
esse cara aí é foda
purist: using camouflage, killing all with your pistols
me, all game playing with default costume , killing only targets on expert diffulcty: lol
8:08 holy hell, wtf!? (when you change weapon to pistol)
First blood
Double kill
Triple kill
Quadra kill
Maniac
Savage
Phyco
Ml addict.
*POOPSIE*
this was relaxing to watch
2:40 that kill with the iron... 👌✌️ Mwa. Perfect
I know I'm late, but this is one of the best Hitman gameplays I've seen. Awesome video. This guy is an expert. Love the Hitman series.
what a cool Brazzer and The Nun collaboration!
HAHHAAHAHAHAHH
He's like the Raptors in the tall grass from lost world
LOL "Don't Go in to The TALL GRASS!!!!!!!"
This is one of your favorite videos of mine. I always come back for the pure vibes you brought with this one. Thank you bro.
6:34 "Stay in the paths, Sir Daniel. You may have unpleasant surprises if you go through those corn fields. And watch out for those evil scarecrows!"
(I don't remember the exact words, but you know.. You know what I'm referring for. MediEvil)
So many dead hot girls :(
Eugene Muray This makes them even hotter
+HARLEEN QUINZEL
They won't be warm for long, you know what to do
HARLEEN QUINZEL lmfao
Eugene Muray Well, we can fuck a dead body or two?
That's how hitman like them women, cold and quiet.
StealthGamerBR The Killing king and forever the God of stealth We are all Happy for what you do for us keep up the great work
LOVE your music choice for the opening/closing cinematics. I return every once in a while to rewatch it.
Reminds me of John Wick
John Wick is supposed to remind you Hitman.
John wick is no match for 47
Great timing!:)
Still hot intro and end.
This game is phenomenal. Surprisingly I’ve never heard much about it. Years later when i played RDR2 and it had the deadeye mark for death i was like man!! I want to play Absolution again.
2:46 soldier:watch your six Me:watch your seven
Off topic: Why anyone would dress to kill like that? Unless they are like Trinity from the Matrix or Charlize Theron from Atomic Blonde?
Jared Smith you got to kill with elegance unlike the average peasant
Coz it looks sick
Yeah looks totally stupid and unrealistic, somewhat took away the immersion having them dress like dominatrix .
Wakingfromslumber
, and why they should even look realistic in a grindhouse game I wonder?
H8 Breed because like I said it takes away the immersion . That was not the direction or style the original hitman released in 2000 was going for .
Mine stealth: Shoots everywhere
Multiple Valak spotted. Termination authorised.
It is considered stealth if no one is alive to tell what happened
Jeepers Creepers 06:50
Draude's World x
WHEREEEE YOUU GET THOSE EYES?.......
VC JOGA MUITO MANO,JOGO HITMAN HA MUITO TMP E SEI COMO E RARIDADE E DFICIL CHEGAR NESSE PONTO DE STELTH CARA,MEUS PARABENS E LIKE MANO E NOIS
11:52 the terror on her face
Out of all kill types, the knife throw is my most preferred and favourite... There's something so messy, yet elegant about it: A target with a knife stuck in his/her head...
Wherever possible I killed targets with a knife throw in Hitman Blood Momey as well... 😁
Ok, is it just a "coincidence" that just as he was sneaking up on Jaqueline Moorhead, an ad for Cialis popped up?