I’ve messed around on this mission a few times and had no idea the dude by the helicopter you can disguise as. This game just amazes me at the replay-ability
@@laoch5658 To be fair, much of it has to do with preformance related problems and issues. If too much of the AI was constantly tracking the current situation, the game may slow down to a crawl.
Always unrealistic when you consider that, in real life, every SWAT team in Paris plus probably the army would be on the scene after the first gunshots out in the open
@@pppppjf Это видео и комментарии на Ютубе видны в основном англоязычной аудитории, потому что сайт американский и большинство пользователей англоязычные. Поэтому в данном случае писать комментарий на русском несёт в себе мало смысла, потому что его увидит гораздо меньше людей. Я бы не осуждал русского человека за то, что он пишет на английском, а наоборот, похвалил бы его за его многоязычность, например. Но это ваша жизнь, ваши правила, так что нахожу бессмысленным нагружать вас нравоучениями.
@deadwhiteboyIt doesn't automatically aim at the head you still gotta guide it some, plus he hit a moving target in the garden with it, so yeah he a good shot.
Beyond impressed? Of how someone aims a gun in a video game? Like yeah it's fast, but nothing to be "beyond impressed" about lmfao. Get out in the world
I swear every time i watch anything of this game it just impresses me more and more. This trilogy is a masterpiece. Such a different type of game, so unique. The effort they put into it is just insane.
I have a challenge for you, kill only the security guards with a screwdriver, you can throw the screwdriver or melee but you cannot have more than 1 screwdriver. You must retrieve the same screwdriver if you throw it and do this challenge without being compromised. Ive tried, it's impossible I think you might be able to
@3:52: 47 might just let this one live. :) @8:57: "No Diana....everyone is next." -47, probably @11:14: Well, that one's new. @15:12: No, you're gonna need a coroner. Might want to get one for yourself too while you're at it. :) @17:53: Maybe they don't know where he is. @19:42: "You got it." -47, probably @21:44: **a literal chandlier falls from ceiling** Security: "Yeah, that's fine." @25:52: "Duh." -47, definitely @25:55: "It's a good stress reliever." -Also 47. @32:30: How many languages are going there? Like 6 or 7 different people and languages at once. @37:10: Guess not. :)
It’s not 6 language it’s just one single person speaking Spanish with an shaky nervous accent and another mumbling in French for a bit. Probably from action movies with people speaking fast while scared and trembling
I was driving the other day listening to classical music when some dude cut me off. No honk, no F bombs. Just me and Beethoven having some time together.
Watching this makes me wish more stealth games don't penalize players for going the lethal route. Sometimes i feel like im missing out half of the game's content on the killing/aggressive style because im stressing myself to get a good score or rank in stealth games. Sure they don't stop you from going lethal but i always feel like crap seeing those negative final scores and felt obligated to never use lethal approach. It'd be a nice option if the game rewards you with a cool unlockable if you kill everyone and not just put unlockables based on doing it with the least casualties. 😅 Rambles aside, really fun video to watch. I love how you still try to do it clean and professional even if you can finally let loose with all the guns you can get your hands on!
Everytime i see HitMan this game brings back so much nostalgic sad memories with my Dad 🕊️☹️He loved this game so much and Each week i would come over we would smoke and we play He always showed me that there are always multiple ways to kill the targets on missions so u get a different outcome everytime 😭this game was TOOO ahead of its time 😢💯
11:03 - This is absolutely hilarious😂😂😂
What you should yell while charging in War of Rights 😆
@@vimfuego1 Lol I think you're right!
At least he went out with pride lol
@@Jetstreamhustla Have to give him credit lol!
Dude found out he wasn't the main character the hard way lmao
“There are no witnesses if no one is alive to witness”
- Sun tzu art of hitman.
Amen
😂
"No one can ask 'Whodunit?' if there's no one to ask 'whodunit?'." :P
@@Techhunter_Talon Very true!
Prime Eversor Assassin slaughterset
When you're asleep at the mission briefing so you decide to make sure you got the target
😂
Ahahahahah
LOL
😂😂😂
"Who should I kill again? Mhh. Guess I need to eliminate everyone"
Remember no Russian
5:28 “perfect timing mr kruger , get out there and knock em dead ”
Mr kruger : sure
Say no more.
Bro misunderstood the assignment
I thought he said break a leg 😂
11:04 "i walked through the valley of the shadow of death" and took a look at my life AND REALISE THERES NOTHING LEFT
Lol! 😂
Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that even my momma thinks that my mind is gone
@@greenfox666 Lol!
@@greenfox666aint never met a man who didnt deserve it
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
“Did u kill the target?”
“……yes”
All of them!
@@ont1c thank you for this please continue the videos I enjoy them a lot .
"Eventually, yes."
How to get put on an FBI watchlist:
Very true.
Yes, we found you! Put your MEDIIIIIC up!
How to get on the you need mental help list
Don’t you mean how to get recruited for CIA?
Video hasn't started yet but knowing hitman, this is hilarious
Who else thought he was gon kill everyone in the crowd 😭
Remember no Russian
@@TonyC1V1 ALLAHUAKBAR 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
@adityakoglekar7873 GOD IS GOOD GOD IS THE GREATEST MAN!!!
@@adityajoglekar7873
he did tho
I’ve messed around on this mission a few times and had no idea the dude by the helicopter you can disguise as. This game just amazes me at the replay-ability
Right?! So many unique ways to go about the game. Really well done.
the AI is terrible
@@laoch5658 27:02 yeah but it's funny tho 😂
@@Shyknit The AI is hilarious 😂
@@laoch5658 To be fair, much of it has to do with preformance related problems and issues. If too much of the AI was constantly tracking the current situation, the game may slow down to a crawl.
38:21 that laugh when brodie hit the corner and thought he was Scott free because “only a deranged lunatic would chase after me”
The timing couldn’t have been more perfect lol.
Bruh. Its "Broski" not Brodie
@@tylerhartley5031you haven’t heard of Brodie. Wow. It’s both
To be precise he didn’t kill everyone. Some of the guests elected to promptly dissolve into the air.
Lol this is true.
Agent snapped his finger
Yeah, he said, "It's 47ing time!" and then 47'd all over them.
them finding the body while 47 was casually walking the runway was fucking hilarious
lol glad you enjoyed that!
“I’m the best gunslinger in the valley!” Proceeds to die instantly
Got to admire his motivation lol.
3:32
Agent 47: *_They call me “Ass”assin._*
He likes the booty.
Security: The security cams spotted some perv! Oh it’s fine , it’s just Mr Kruger
This is basically an accurate telling of what would have happened if Derek Zoolander had a psychotic break and went postal.........
Before he kills everyone, he says : I am not your brah
Lol no kidding.
@@JinIXWolf Lol spot on
"MAGNUM!"
He’s definitely not smart enough to pull this off
dripped up in balenciaga killing everyone.
Fashion is a must.
Always unrealistic when you consider that, in real life, every SWAT team in Paris plus probably the army would be on the scene after the first gunshots out in the open
No doubt. Payday 3 will be like that which I'm excited for.
You should post gameplay of that game
@@CormacHolland I absolutely will be.
@@ont1cyou sir have gained a new subscriber
@@yungk8310 Appreciate the support!
Bro took "covering your tracks" to another level 💀💀💀
Whole new meaning 😂
35:56
"This guy's a god damn maniac!"
*Nods*
😂🤣
15:08 the most understated dialogue of all time
😂
"Might need the city's entire ambulance supply down here."
Is that fucking spider-man
3:10 respect for the cross you drew before ending the sleeping man's life
😎
Rip Helmut Krueger, shout out to his family
5:28 "perfect timing mr kruger, get out there and knock em dead."
47: and i took that personally
Very personally!
When Voldemort had enough of the Death Eaters.
True lol
Bro killed the half population of France with this mission☠️
You should have activated the fireworks while walking to the chopper, that would have been the ultimate badass ending
You're totally right. What a missed opportunity.
Then all the fashion show guests could turn to watch the cool fireworks...oh wait!... 😬
@@lyndonlives638 Bro 💀
"Why accomplish the misson if you have time to kill some more"
- Hitman book chapter 1
The Art of Hitman
Hitman has talent-he can make everyone become every body
His special gift!
😂😂😂😂
that’s clever
ты не Русский если пишешь на вражеском языке
@@pppppjf Это видео и комментарии на Ютубе видны в основном англоязычной аудитории, потому что сайт американский и большинство пользователей англоязычные. Поэтому в данном случае писать комментарий на русском несёт в себе мало смысла, потому что его увидит гораздо меньше людей.
Я бы не осуждал русского человека за то, что он пишет на английском, а наоборот, похвалил бы его за его многоязычность, например. Но это ваша жизнь, ваши правила, так что нахожу бессмысленным нагружать вас нравоучениями.
If this game had multiplayer you would totally dominate it
Haha appreciate it!
Not if he was playing with Stealthplayer. Dude is a savage too. Imagine both of these guys on the same team ,it would be a wrap LOL
Legends have it the game is tallying non target kills 😂💀
lol 😂
29:47 is THE moment
Agree!
Thank you so much
The cctv recording him stalking is the best part 😂
Lol true that.
Firing into the crowd... "Bullet impact noticed" 🤣
"bullet impacts everywhere!"
5:47 i can't stop laughing at him posing😭
That was a FABULOUS pose lol
@@ont1c Fr😭🙏🏻
*1 Body Found*
18:13 *literal gunshots coming from the next room*
Guy: hold on let me fix my tie
Have to be dressed for the occasion… death.
Bro. When he threw the grenade and grabbed the rifle I’m like “oh, oh damn it’s go time now huh”
"Time to kick the tires and light the fires!"
Your aiming skills are impeccable. I'm beyond impressed.
Appreciate it! 😎
@deadwhiteboystop hating holy shit
@deadwhiteboyIt doesn't automatically aim at the head you still gotta guide it some, plus he hit a moving target in the garden with it, so yeah he a good shot.
Beyond impressed? Of how someone aims a gun in a video game? Like yeah it's fast, but nothing to be "beyond impressed" about lmfao. Get out in the world
I agree, it’s incredibly impressive
"Man, I sure hope Diana doesn't fire me for this"
“I’m promoting you, 47.”
Bro let his intrusive thoughts win😂
🤣
I swear every time i watch anything of this game it just impresses me more and more. This trilogy is a masterpiece. Such a different type of game, so unique. The effort they put into it is just insane.
Credit to the devs for creating a masterpiece.
bro took eliminate all threats too seriously
Never!
I love how much he fucking served that catwalk like really put an effort into it lol
Nailed it!
Paris is so peaceful town😊
Until hitman arrives
Agent 47 brings a different kind of peace 😎
3:05 making a cross before a headshot is cold af😂❄️
true lol
31:59 Bro cried in Hindi to call the cops
Didn’t even notice that when I was recording. Good find lol!
😎@@ont1c
This is the most reasonable fashion show I've ever seen.
Oh the designs were pretty cool too.
Fashion week in Paris like you've never seen before!
The best is, of course, 47
9:10 , my man is truly an assassin
All day!
@@ont1c It’s honestly kinda hot 😍
@@khalidahalyah why thank you! 😎
@@khalidahalyahLike your mother
@@khalidahalyahfatherless
That's not a hitman, that's stalin and hitler possessing him at the same time.
One would think.
I have a challenge for you, kill only the security guards with a screwdriver, you can throw the screwdriver or melee but you cannot have more than 1 screwdriver. You must retrieve the same screwdriver if you throw it and do this challenge without being compromised. Ive tried, it's impossible I think you might be able to
Sounds like a unique challenge!
Would be epic.@@ont1c
23:24 Guard: “I see him”
Agent 47: “Nuh-uh”
@@ladylazy4659 🤣😂 also that scream.
11:03
When I tell you I started WHEEZING 😂
Best moment in Hitman lol! 🤣
This was so brutally cold-hearted and efficient. A beautiful dance.
Glad you enjoyed it!
It is eerie how this player plays these sharp laser cut but swift movements. I hope that he is mentally sound
years of gaming 😎
When Patrik Bateman disguise as Agent 47
Thumbnail looks like Voldemort about to duel in cross wands.
LOL! Probably one of the best comments given I just finished Hogwarts Legacy 😂
@3:52: 47 might just let this one live. :)
@8:57: "No Diana....everyone is next." -47, probably
@11:14: Well, that one's new.
@15:12: No, you're gonna need a coroner. Might want to get one for yourself too while you're at it. :)
@17:53: Maybe they don't know where he is.
@19:42: "You got it." -47, probably
@21:44: **a literal chandlier falls from ceiling** Security: "Yeah, that's fine."
@25:52: "Duh." -47, definitely
@25:55: "It's a good stress reliever." -Also 47.
@32:30: How many languages are going there? Like 6 or 7 different people and languages at once.
@37:10: Guess not. :)
Lol love the time stamps!
It’s not 6 language it’s just one single person speaking Spanish with an shaky nervous accent and another mumbling in French for a bit. Probably from action movies with people speaking fast while scared and trembling
@@yucol5661 it was latin american spanish about someone needing to be careful. It weirdly sounded not entirely retalted to the situation lol
Hitman 3 developers-now non-target kills give you points
Ont1c points-9363964926482539252946926394638648352982540101
I'm sure I'd be at the top of the leader board lol!
Bro the reason why mfs say video games cause violence
I was driving the other day listening to classical music when some dude cut me off. No honk, no F bombs. Just me and Beethoven having some time together.
22:24
did that guy just jump 💀
Bro went out on his own terms 😎🤟
😂
The “huh?” at 39:39 really got me. As if you caught him by surprise 😂
Surprise motha f*cka!
That pile up at the entrance was nicely orchestrated 😂 that outfit was begging for this haha
Lol glad you enjoyed! 😎🤙
27:04 That was the most Physico-nodded 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
I had no idea you can walk the runway lol. And it took so long to get comprised and these headshots are insane. I wish I could play this good 🔥🔥🔥🔥
You can do some pretty cool things in this game lol. And thank you! 😎🤙
There's no point to play any game this good and is also a waste of your time.
@@kennethnick3213shut up, Kenneth! 🙄🤦🏻♀️
@kennethnick3213 Hope everything is okay at home bro?
@@kennethnick3213well a million views on RUclips is one reason lol
Bro cleaned the whole map the cpu reading for the game is down to 0.1%
😎
31:54That’s Mumbai NPC dialogue, pretty clever
3:32 I see u are also a man of culture 🍺🗿
Most definitely. 🍻
🍺
culture of ass?
@@q0a8 One may say the booty is art.
Agent should be a model on the side lmao
Agree lol.
19:40 “come out and show me that weapon” “right away sir here you go, have a good look down the wrong end of its barrel will ya”
Agent 47: "Everyone died in style".
Amen
3:33 stay focus on the mission 47😂😂
Had to have a little peak lol.
Agent 47?! Nahhh. That's John Wick, with those headshots.
Very true!!
5:16 when people finally realise you also know how to slay a runway
😎🤙
Just an average school day in the US… Well done!
😂😂😂😂😂 Modeling hitman that scene was just the most hilarious thing I never seen fashion but deadly same time
lol glad you liked it! 🤣
No cater waiter was spared by The Butcher of Fashion Week. The Devil really does wear Prada.
I'm liking those as video titles!
5:48 47 slaying hard!!
Big time!
47 slaying on the runway while they're finding bodies outside 😂
The timing couldn’t have been more perfect! 🤣
3:06 that was so hilarious!
Thank you!
My pleasure!
05:00 moment when 37 became Volan Demort
😎
Police's honest reaction to the mass genocide going on :
"Well done, 47."
Agent 47 but if he were an Eversor Assassin from Warhammer 40K:
True!
Hitman but you’re francisco lachowski
@@MrShadow679 exactly 😎
Wait…you can disguise yourself on this mission to pass the security?!?!?! Well I’ll be
Sure can!
The peek at 09:33, bro was thinking he was playing CS:GO
😂🤣
im glad we don't go to the same school lmao
This trilogy left a mark on me its one of those game that you'll never forget
Same here.
You're crazy for this one, Helmut!
Lol! 😂
just realized that hitman 2016 and hitman 3 are like the same XD
Basically lol
12:11 at this point I was just thinking if they had a cloning machine for the guards
I truly suck at these kill everyone challenges you are very good
I appreciate it! Aiming can be a bit challenging. Map knowledge is also keep to these.
Watching this makes me wish more stealth games don't penalize players for going the lethal route. Sometimes i feel like im missing out half of the game's content on the killing/aggressive style because im stressing myself to get a good score or rank in stealth games.
Sure they don't stop you from going lethal but i always feel like crap seeing those negative final scores and felt obligated to never use lethal approach. It'd be a nice option if the game rewards you with a cool unlockable if you kill everyone and not just put unlockables based on doing it with the least casualties. 😅
Rambles aside, really fun video to watch. I love how you still try to do it clean and professional even if you can finally let loose with all the guns you can get your hands on!
Really glad you enjoyed it!
And the bodies he buried that day....
I gave him an impossible task. A job, no one could pull off...
You seem cool, don't go to the fashion show tomorrow
😎🤙
bro thought this is Call of Duty - No Russuain
😎🤙
You'd think after seeing around 30 bodies piled up in the same area, one of the guards would nope out of there
They were set on doing their job, apparently lol.
I didn't know this was a mass murder simulator!
Damn, bruh, this dude memorized every step, *EVERYTHING!*
😎🤙
Everytime i see HitMan this game brings back so much nostalgic sad memories with my Dad 🕊️☹️He loved this game so much and Each week i would come over we would smoke and we play He always showed me that there are always multiple ways to kill the targets on missions so u get a different outcome everytime 😭this game was TOOO ahead of its time 😢💯
Sounds like some awesome bonding time! There’s always a unique way to go about completing the missions. 😎
Pumped up kicks intensified
3:06 I see what you did there
"nomine patri et filii et spiritu sancti"