Best HFY Reddit Stories: A Small Misunderstanding

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @vincentvalashu
    @vincentvalashu 2 года назад +574

    "That's not a knife... This, this is a knife."

    • @BeeKisses
      @BeeKisses 2 года назад +21

      Fuck I thought I was the first to say this 🤣🤣

    • @LuigiL75
      @LuigiL75 2 года назад +14

      I THOUGHT THE SAME THING! 🤣

    • @BeeKisses
      @BeeKisses 2 года назад +13

      @@LuigiL75 aaah, I see you know how to play knifey spoonie

    • @cantharelluscibarius2244
      @cantharelluscibarius2244 2 года назад +11

      You call this sharpened stick a "knife"? Nah. Better bow before the night reaper! Cuz THIS is a Knife!

    • @evanslat1783
      @evanslat1783 2 года назад +2

      Could not have said it better myself

  • @Dewkeeper
    @Dewkeeper 2 года назад +177

    "Your ship is more heavily armed than expected"
    "You get away with less security than we expected. 👀"

  • @funkmastaC
    @funkmastaC 2 года назад +392

    I had a chuckle at the lobster trying to butter up the ambassador.

  • @vodamiinurl1337
    @vodamiinurl1337 2 года назад +132

    This isn't a war sword, this is a butter knife.
    THIS *Draws a zwiehänder* is a war sword.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 2 года назад +6

      No that's a Machette, the Zweihander would be the Dreadnought class

    • @GlitchedRed
      @GlitchedRed 2 года назад +4

      @@Voron_Aggrav nah, you're forgetting about the classic gladius

  • @almar8874
    @almar8874 2 года назад +221

    The humans do not "seek" war, but they are prepared for when war *finds* them.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 года назад +7

      Typically I find people don't really seek out conflict and instead there's usually an instigating force of some kind that leads to conflict.

    • @krimsonsun10
      @krimsonsun10 2 года назад +4

      @@Nyghtking yeah like one Ras-Putin the mad dwarf

    • @vanevanhaagen4011
      @vanevanhaagen4011 2 года назад +8

      'Walk softly, but carry a big Stick', was it?

    • @spartanonxy
      @spartanonxy 2 года назад

      Humans don't seek war they hunt it. We have been hunting war so we can kill it for thousands of years.

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 2 года назад +2

      @@vanevanhaagen4011 Spoken by the same man who took a bullet to the chest in an attempted assassination, and kept going with his speech anyway.

  • @Rawkit_Surgeon
    @Rawkit_Surgeon 2 года назад +283

    Corvette -> Frigate -> Destroyer -> Cruiser -> Battleship / Dreadnaught

    • @skoshman1
      @skoshman1 2 года назад +49

      Yes, in modern terms. However in this case 'cruiser' is probably in reference to the older form of the term from the 17th century in that it is an independently operating warship, a role that frigates took up in the 19th century as the class was formalize to specialize in the 'cruiser' role. The structure of the class explanations suggests a battle-line more akin to the late 19th century to something similar to the Battle of Jutland.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 2 года назад +24

      Some modern frigates are as large, and in some cases larger than destroyers. People seem to think ship designation is purely about size, it is not. It is more about role than it is size, though often the role determines the size.

    • @aidancrowder4911
      @aidancrowder4911 2 года назад +14

      @@skoshman1 Meaning by space human deffinitions it would go back to Corvette/~Patrol --> Frigate/Cruiser --> Battlecruiser/Pocket Battleship --> Battleship/Dreadnaught (although this one defies classic conventions)

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 2 года назад +5

      @@skoshman1 In fleets that have all the ship types mentioned, that _is_ the order they go in sizes. And yes, age-of-sail frigates did the same job as world war cruisers: big enough to intimidate anything not a warship and cheap enough to operate in large numbers.
      Late 19th century had some remnants of age-of-sail, but modern ships (for the day) had settled into (torpedo boat) destroyers - cruisers (a mix of protected and armored) - battleships, even if the Royal Navy, for example, had some steam frigates and the like on its rolls until the 1950s, and there was some dispute as to the difference between a big cruiser and small battleship.

    • @clintonthomas6967
      @clintonthomas6967 2 года назад

      Carrier

  • @leszekandhisrandomstuff.9228
    @leszekandhisrandomstuff.9228 2 года назад +160

    And now for our second ship, first I assure you, it is not a small moon.

    • @being9415
      @being9415 2 года назад +10

      🗿🍷

    • @elib9002
      @elib9002 2 года назад +11

      It's the coffee shop.

    • @carlchapman4053
      @carlchapman4053 8 месяцев назад +7

      Alien - I have a bad feeling about this!

  • @aretailcashier450
    @aretailcashier450 2 года назад +74

    “Oh it takes a few seconds for it to make the calculations”
    *cue elite dangerous capital ship intro*

    • @goplayer7
      @goplayer7 2 года назад +6

      "What language are they singing in? Why isn't it translating?" "Latin, we only provided the most common language to you for simplicity"

    • @bananananananabatman8999
      @bananananananabatman8999 Год назад +2

      Honestly, the most apt music intro I could imagine is the intro to A Beautiful Song from Nier Automata.

  • @zupaschnitzel3300
    @zupaschnitzel3300 2 года назад +157

    Loved how they backpaddeld imediatly, because they knew it's the only way.
    Keep it up :)

    • @dwn3rd
      @dwn3rd 2 года назад +1

      3 months? How? Is this a reupload?

    • @jmoneyjoshkinion4576
      @jmoneyjoshkinion4576 2 года назад +4

      @@dwn3rd on the HFY playlist there are videos that are supposed to be private, but can still be seen by the public, when he makes a video (often one shots). Usually 4 months in advance of being "released."

  • @geoshark12
    @geoshark12 2 года назад +27

    Aliens just before the ship jumps in “ why is my translator saying its hearing operatic metal by am band call SABATON”

    • @guishodan
      @guishodan 2 года назад +2

      Yeah!

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 Год назад +4

      Honestly the easiest way to convince people that we want peace would be to bring the entire 11 disc anthology. By the time they get done listening to it they want peace too.

  • @michaelhice7636
    @michaelhice7636 2 года назад +18

    "No no, we only bring ONE nuke in our back pocket when we're seeking peace. It's when we jam about 148 of our 50 Kg antimatter city-erasers on each strike-fighter craft that we are actually thinking about a war!"

    • @GlitchedRed
      @GlitchedRed 2 года назад +7

      "No, no no! That is an asteroid quarrying payload! Our, quote unquote, "planet crackers" are *much* bigger and could hardly shatter a tectonic plate on a world with an active core! . . . Yes! That was a barren planet with a *dead core*, geez!"

  • @waynecampeau4566
    @waynecampeau4566 2 года назад +129

    Let me introduce you to my little friend! 😀 I loved the bit about the ship creating its' own solo jumpgate.

    • @krimsonsun10
      @krimsonsun10 2 года назад +5

      In my opinion its best to bring your own GPS

  • @THarSul
    @THarSul 2 года назад +59

    Yup, that's basically post-WWII American naval doctrine in a nutshell; conduct trade with the powerful party, or they will remove your ability to travel and trade over long distances. It's not always an open threat, but the existence of such powerful weapons implies it either way.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 2 года назад +1

      Might I remind you that America already been doing that in the 1800's, remember how they forced the Japanese to open their doors?

    • @THarSul
      @THarSul 2 года назад +7

      @@Voron_Aggrav very true, i was simply referring to the fact that modern global trade is only possible because the US navy suppresses piracy on a global scale; in the past, kingdoms and governments would defend their ports and trade lanes, but anything else was fair game, but now that there's a monopoly of seaborne power, everyone is playing the same game, "play nice, or else"

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 2 года назад +3

      @@THarSul mean securing trade lanes is still an international effort, French, English and Dutch ships are also patrolling around Somalia, major difference today is that it's more feasible to protect the entire lane instead of just the ships as sails limit you where you can go

    • @THarSul
      @THarSul 2 года назад +2

      ​@@Voron_Aggrav lol, sure, we can find exceptions to the rule if you want, but buy and large, global trade in the current era is possible because of the power-based security the US navy affords the world's oceans, because regardless of the interactions of allies, they are still the largest blue-water navy on the planet.
      i clarify blue-water there because technically china has a larger navy in raw numbers, but most of their ships are coastal patrol vessels, and can't be counted on in a naval conflict on open water.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 2 года назад +2

      @@THarSul I'm not saying that America doesn't have that, but the way you make it sound is like they're the only ones doing it, whilst the rest of the coastal NATO powers are just as much involved in keeping trade safe,

  • @radioactiveassassin5218
    @radioactiveassassin5218 2 года назад +13

    The prime example of "Speak soft words and carry a big stick."

  • @ArchonSG1
    @ArchonSG1 2 года назад +47

    The Ambassador skipped Carriers though.
    Would loved to see the aliens reactions when they realize that we bring swarms of tiny hard to target Capital Ship killers.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 2 года назад +7

      There is actually a fair degree of disagreement over the idea of Starfighters as a concept. A lot of well versed people are not convinced they would even WORK.
      To be viable a Starfighter would need to be able to operate from its mother ship for long periods, as short range starfighters kind of defeat the point. That means the fighter must be able to carry the fuel it requires for its mission, the gas and food/water required to keep the crew sustained and, you know, alive, as well as being able to deliver large quantities of ordnance.
      I hate to break it to you, but a Starfighter is likely going to be considerably larger than most modern transport aircraft, and require a crew of ten or more people to operate. And that is going *small*.

    • @lanceknowlton1871
      @lanceknowlton1871 2 года назад +3

      @@alganhar1 parasite frigates/corvettes ships carried by a jump capable starship but incapable of jumping on their own. High firepower but limited range and supplies.

    • @ArchonSG1
      @ArchonSG1 2 года назад +2

      @@alganhar1
      I was thinking Multiple function autonomous drones / remote controlled drones.
      Essentially most are AI controlled with some human controlled ones just because human controlled ones can do stuff out of the box.
      Carriers would also carry breaching pods, again, with a mix of human marines and AI mechs. AI mechs for chaos and destruction, marines more for capture and strategic boarding.

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 2 года назад +1

      All we know from that passage is that small parasite craft exist; we don't know that the Terrans dedicate whole ships to them.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 2 года назад +2

      The problem with Fighter/Bombers, in most cases a warship would have enough defensive firepower to counter them, as they're relatively small craft it's defensive capability would be insignificant and their weaponry likewise would be limited,
      Unless you've got a size that'd need two dozen or more crew I doubt you'd get much use against capital ships, though they'd be perfect commerce protection ships against lighter ships designed for raiding, or raiders themselves, and in that aspect a carrier would be great hubs for them,
      I'd envision a long core which has all the facilities and resources along with the jump drive and the ships just dock unto it along four or even five sides in rows along the length of the hub

  • @jamescustodio3094
    @jamescustodio3094 2 года назад +92

    Speak softly, but hold a bigger stick. - FDR.

    • @lamer5799
      @lamer5799 2 года назад +22

      Theodore Roosevelt.

    • @SoMuchFacepalm
      @SoMuchFacepalm 2 года назад

      President "Big Dick Energy" Teddy.

    • @nocount7517
      @nocount7517 2 года назад +13

      Wrong Roosevelt. FDR didn't have that kind of spine.

    • @DeadlyblueEdward
      @DeadlyblueEdward 2 года назад +9

      @@nocount7517 what spine?

    • @nocount7517
      @nocount7517 2 года назад

      @@DeadlyblueEdward The spine to get shot and carry on with a speech like nothing happened. Theodore Roosevelt was probably the manliest man to ever live.

  • @ProjectNetoku
    @ProjectNetoku 2 года назад +31

    Id like to hear more of this- Something akin to "gentle giants"
    Humans being the most armed species in the galaxy, but also considdered the most peaceful and loyal.
    No one really fights with them, and its an inside joke that to anger humans is like kicking a sentient bee hive. Its easier to ask for the honey than sticking your claws into it? Idk

  • @m.t.fguard8309
    @m.t.fguard8309 Год назад +5

    Lol the lobster had a whole minute to rethink his life decisions

  • @angrycrusader3926
    @angrycrusader3926 2 года назад +18

    Ladies, and Gentlemen this is what we call *Gunboat Diplomacy!*

  • @samkitchen2071
    @samkitchen2071 2 года назад +7

    In the words of Gen Mattis " I'm going to plead with you, do not cross us. Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for the next 10,000 years."

  • @DaxSudo
    @DaxSudo 2 года назад +28

    Just wait till we show them the holo-recordings of our last space conflict.

    • @jeremybumgarner1908
      @jeremybumgarner1908 2 года назад +10

      The entire system was reduced to debris, the largest piece of which is no bigger than a marble. When we called in the world cracker, I was certain I saw the bear thing drop a load and turn pale as a ghost.

    • @bkane573
      @bkane573 Год назад

      Why give them real intel. Just show them some Babylon 5 cut scenes.

  • @maxhax367
    @maxhax367 2 года назад +19

    We seek peace. We already found war.

  • @AustralianGrizzly
    @AustralianGrizzly 2 года назад +6

    Humans look for peace. We do not enjoy fighting unneeded battles. But. The walking stick we carry. It's pretty big...

  • @gabrielmunozbezerra9632
    @gabrielmunozbezerra9632 7 месяцев назад +2

    For a moment i thought that the word peace for them meant war XD

  • @Preaplanes
    @Preaplanes 2 года назад +6

    What was that one story where the aliens are all lined up in old fashioned firing lines in space, and the crew on the one human ship the alien ship are just in there facepalming at the sheer stupidity of it, before jumping above the enemy lines and attacking them with CIWS since they won't even get out of the way?

    • @kralmir
      @kralmir Год назад +1

      "They just... went around" from this guy is part 1. But I heard both parts exist on a different channel

    • @Preaplanes
      @Preaplanes Год назад

      @@kralmir Much obliged.

  • @rockfan243
    @rockfan243 Год назад +1

    I guess this was an unintentionally "speak softly and carry a big stick" moment

  • @KefkeWren
    @KefkeWren Год назад +4

    "Tha's not a warship! _This_ is a warship!"

  • @charlesmartin1972
    @charlesmartin1972 2 года назад +6

    "Speak softly and carry a big stick"

    • @nickpossum3607
      @nickpossum3607 2 года назад +1

      "Well I Speak LOUDLY, And Carry A BIGGER Stick, And I Use It Too!" - Yosemite Sam.

    • @maxhax367
      @maxhax367 2 года назад

      Walk softly. And carry a big gun

  • @LuigiL75
    @LuigiL75 2 года назад +19

    I really liked this one! I chuckled out loud more than once...

  • @Scream_Lord
    @Scream_Lord 2 года назад +1

    As the saying goes; "Speak softly and carry a big stick."

  • @americanpride5540
    @americanpride5540 2 года назад +2

    what I love about this, is the very clear implication, that humanity could fucking CURB STOMP, the federation, but genuinely just wants peaceful relations.

  • @The_Viscount
    @The_Viscount 2 года назад +6

    If you're limited in building to the size of an existing warpgate network, yeah, that's gonna heavily influence your construction patterns and naval doctrine. Once you can bypass gates, however...

  • @denalozecon9074
    @denalozecon9074 2 года назад +6

    The best scene in film for the idea of appearances can lead to underestimating is the Star Wars scene where Jedi says..."Always a Bigger Fish" ha my analogy is not so good. But for this story the Human Diplomat ship is a guppy, Alien Waership is a nice big healthy trout in the local pond. The Human Warship is a Shark visiting the pond from the larger Ocean called Milky Way.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 2 года назад +3

      And that's just their small shark, Great Meg hasn't even showed itself

    • @denalozecon9074
      @denalozecon9074 2 года назад

      @@Voron_Aggrav:-) he he
      If you want to continue the sequence of Always A Bigger Fish?
      A very silly scene in Meg vs Octopus ( title is not exact ) has Megalodon the size of 747, attack a plane at cruising altitude. Sci fi book I forgot title to is set in about 1000000 AD; has Space Sharks and entire ecology that lives in vaccuum of space...they exist for a simple and amusing reason, Human Genetic Engineers wanted them to exist! Back to spaceships; in Sci Fi there are multiple Starships that are planetary or even Solar System size. Or most absurd bullet? Nuetron Star accelerated for thousands of years to near light speed...because Humans got pissed off! Ummm to clarify that is actually the second most absurd bullet from story's I have read, and I am not saying the one bigger than that;-

  • @willgallatin2802
    @willgallatin2802 2 года назад +6

    Careful what you wish for friend. You just might get it.

  • @davidchristie6205
    @davidchristie6205 Год назад +2

    You knew they all had a moment where their minds just said f*ck

  • @Spymaster001
    @Spymaster001 2 года назад +40

    The only problem I have with the story is that a destroyer is bigger then a cruiser

    • @nocount7517
      @nocount7517 2 года назад +5

      Indeed. They're usually a few thousand tons smaller.

    • @filipzajac
      @filipzajac 2 года назад +2

      @@nocount7517 i dont think navy clasification should be exact with space ship clasification

    • @skoshman1
      @skoshman1 2 года назад +7

      @@filipzajac As I mentioned elsewhere, yes, are thinking in modern terms. However in this case 'cruiser' is probably in reference to the older form of the term from the 17th century in that it is an independently operating warship, a role that frigates took up in the 19th century as the class was formalize to specialize in the 'cruiser' role. The structure of the class explanations suggests a battle-line more akin to the late 19th century to something similar to the Battle of Jutland.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 2 года назад +8

      Not inconceivable. The French built several Destroyer Classes prior to WWII that were larger than small cruisers. The Cruiser designation was a role, or a series of roles, not a size indicator. While role often determines size in warships it is not always the case.
      In this case the Cruiser appears to be a long range patrol vessel capable of operating individually. It might also fulfil the Show the Flag type missions in the Navy as well. Both those roles are traditional Cruiser roles.
      in fact you can argue with a good deal of success that todays Frigates ARE in fact the Cruisers of modern Navies, as they fulfil most of the roles that Cruisers once did.

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 2 года назад +1

      @@skoshman1 Dude, the cruiser role you're describing is _exactly_ the role world war-era cruisers were designed to fill. Aside from the ones that were designed to be destroyer leaders, anyway.

  • @DRAONWEED
    @DRAONWEED 12 дней назад

    A picture of a great white shark appears & a man with an Australian accent says,"Guppy." Fosters, Australian for beer.

  • @jamesappling1212
    @jamesappling1212 2 года назад +7

    Introduction to the Term: Pucker Power!

  • @marxel4444
    @marxel4444 2 года назад +1

    Teddy would be proud.
    Speak softly and carry A BIG STICK!

  • @TechNinjaSigma
    @TechNinjaSigma 2 года назад +2

    Oh goodness me, I've been speaking softly but I forgot my big stick!

  • @monseurwanksalotte3477
    @monseurwanksalotte3477 2 года назад +4

    Humanity setting off a new arms race amongst the xeno by introducing gunboat diplomacy

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 7 месяцев назад +1

    But we didn't even show them our Star Destroyers, or the Death Star!

  • @biggsdarklighter0473
    @biggsdarklighter0473 2 года назад +5

    Yep, speak of peace and carry a big Stick.

  • @DMG2705
    @DMG2705 Год назад +1

    This has got to be the biggest military flex of all time!

  • @jackadams3878
    @jackadams3878 2 года назад +3

    i suggest immediate invasion, john. you scared the shit out of them with a transport shuttle, that means their own fleets must be laughable by comparison

  • @cedkira
    @cedkira Год назад

    I feel bad for whoever was mopping those bridges and observation decks

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 8 месяцев назад

    Sounds to me like an old Toyota with an MG on the back would count as a tank for them.

  • @HiddenDjinn
    @HiddenDjinn 2 года назад +12

    The moment when the Xeno shat itself

    • @babla69420
      @babla69420 2 года назад

      Lobsters cant shat

    • @thomasfoster4370
      @thomasfoster4370 2 года назад +6

      @@babla69420 when he egested out of fear

    • @nickpossum3607
      @nickpossum3607 2 года назад

      @@babla69420 , they can but it looks like they are crying when they do.
      And I do believe the little crustacean was a little misty eyed for Some Odd Reason.

    • @HiddenDjinn
      @HiddenDjinn 2 года назад

      @@babla69420 fair.

  • @B1gLupu
    @B1gLupu 2 года назад +1

    I bet the Dreadnaught is called something like "ES/S Throatpunch" or "Dreddy the Dreadnaught"

  • @Iluvantir
    @Iluvantir Год назад +2

    Walk softly... but carry a stick.

  • @kfeltenberger
    @kfeltenberger 3 месяца назад

    This reminds me of the scene in the Gregory Hines/Willem Dafoe movie “Off Limits” when the South Vietnamese have them at gunpoint and a Huey gunship shows up and they’re told, “We (the Americans) are *never* outgunned”…

  • @rwberger6
    @rwberger6 7 месяцев назад

    Aliens realized who in the galaxy carries the big stick.

  • @greanstreak04
    @greanstreak04 Год назад

    Had to replay twice. Couldn't stop laughing...

  • @narutohuntmendemon6354
    @narutohuntmendemon6354 2 года назад +1

    A: Peace?! Peace, is that threat?!
    H: No a threat is war not peace

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 2 года назад

      My thoughts went to _Hyperspeed,_ where one of the aliens, helpfully supplied with some human history, recognizes 'peace' as the state of preparing for the next war. Since it decides their fleet is more ready than your ship, the alien decides to take his current odds with your indicated hostile intent rather than waiting until _you_ feel ready.

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 10 месяцев назад

    people it depends on which type of destroyer it is .in Starship classifications and depending on the verses canon. EG starwars destroyers are huge battle ships whereas 40k destroyers are sacrificial ships that screen the Battleships.

  • @Darkwintre
    @Darkwintre Год назад +2

    So they never experienced conflict like humanity has?
    And that was a very small warship?

  • @lotuswraith
    @lotuswraith 2 года назад +1

    Accidental gunboat diplomacy.

  • @peterwall8191
    @peterwall8191 2 года назад +2

    Oh come on ! If you could built a space ship to cross the unknown, wouldn't you put in any type of weapons system you could make ?
    Its not like they 're gonna bomb your homeworlds or anything, not unless you make 'em really mad, by saying disagreeing with them? Yep! That ought to do it!

  • @carlchapman4053
    @carlchapman4053 8 месяцев назад +2

    As you Americans say - This is just a 2nd Amendment shuttle not a warship!

    • @MsDogleaf
      @MsDogleaf Месяц назад +1

      Ohhhh yeahhh that great!

  • @theenduriangamer5509
    @theenduriangamer5509 2 года назад

    We all know that sound doesnt travel in space
    But im pretty sure the captain of that cruiser was wondering what couple dozen of people he heard just rip serious ass

  • @xxcommentator
    @xxcommentator 2 года назад +14

    Human: And now, this is our super heavy titan class. TCN Hot Pot. Armed with thirty Type IX Boiler Laser Batteries, twenty Type VII Toothpick Gatling Railguns and a single Type XIII Plasma Planet Searing Cannon serving as its main armament.
    Lobster Xeno: Oh! What a beautiful warship! I cannot wait to go inside and explore its every nook and cranny. *clap-clap the sound made by the Lobster Xeno's tail as it hit the floor due to his excitement
    Human: So do we mister Xeno. So... do... we... *licks lips

  • @Troleandocreyentes
    @Troleandocreyentes 2 года назад +1

    Close-in weapon system / CIWS is a point-defense weapon system for detecting and destroying short-range incoming missiles.
    thanks wikipedia.

  • @brianlips8346
    @brianlips8346 Год назад

    Thanks for the story 😊☺️

  • @nickpossum3607
    @nickpossum3607 2 года назад

    Never measure your worth by thy neighbor, for you will always be found wanting.
    But also never be complacent with as is, for there will always be someone better.
    Be the better then the day before and you will always be the best you can ever be.

  • @WallNutBreaker524
    @WallNutBreaker524 Год назад +1

    Star destroyers, the size of cities. Haha 😂

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 года назад +1

    That's not weapons it is just miminal protection against navigational hazards. If you have cleaned your space of all such small cold objects I think I know what we have to sell and what we want to purchase with the money received.

  • @mastadonking3816
    @mastadonking3816 2 года назад +1

    Plot twist: the human ship was made of paper mache.

    • @MsDogleaf
      @MsDogleaf Месяц назад

      Ohhh that would be funny

  • @BeeKisses
    @BeeKisses 2 года назад +3

    Call that a knife?

  • @MH-jt3lx
    @MH-jt3lx 2 года назад

    I enjoy your narrations. Thank you for the good work

  • @Aiden999
    @Aiden999 2 года назад +1

    Shudder, little xenos, at the heavy tread of humanity.

  • @diazalex5314
    @diazalex5314 7 месяцев назад

    Peace is only an option to the guy with the largest gun

  • @paulhuston9991
    @paulhuston9991 2 года назад

    Speak softly and carry a big stick. Gun boat diplomatic escapades are always fun

  • @obsidian00
    @obsidian00 Год назад

    "GO BIG OR STAY HOME"

  • @jdtheone
    @jdtheone 2 года назад +2

    You really want to scare them just show them some of our video games that should do it

  • @Adiscretefirm
    @Adiscretefirm Год назад +1

    Gunboat diplomacy...always a good tactic

  • @KuDastardly
    @KuDastardly 10 месяцев назад

    lol an unintentional gunboat diplomacy.

  • @noneofyourbuisness1679
    @noneofyourbuisness1679 2 года назад

    Just wait until they see our culture. The Death Star alone would make them shit the equivalent of their pants

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 10 месяцев назад

    Also this is our smallest warship we have bigger ones.

  • @lonelyboy9852
    @lonelyboy9852 2 года назад

    bro at the end they were clearly scared shit less

  • @nocteraeterna2200
    @nocteraeterna2200 2 года назад

    36 nukes?
    U got to bump thous numbers up
    Thous are rookie numbers

  • @goingfubar7182
    @goingfubar7182 Год назад

    Walk softly and carry a really big stick (and also a large caliber hand gun just in case of those who want to play stupid games and win stupid prizes)

  • @marakevans3984
    @marakevans3984 2 года назад +1

    Forgot to send metrics

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar 2 года назад +3

    This story is so refreshing to listen to.
    Especially after slogging through a suffocating emo sauna that was on an other channel.

  • @Kidozy
    @Kidozy 2 года назад

    Is that a colonized halo ring in the thumbnail?

  • @coreyjblakey
    @coreyjblakey 2 года назад +1

    The author lost me when he made cruisers smaller then destroyers 😢

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 2 года назад +2

      Then you need to educate yourself about ship roles. They are not based on size but ROLE.
      The French built several classes of super destroyer before WWII that were larger than small cruisers. The British built a lot of small cruisers because they needed a LOT of small cruisers for commerce protection, freeing up the larger Fleet Cruisers like the Town Class for front line service.
      The role of Cruiser is these days actually conducted by FRIGATES. Patrol vessels capable of sailing long distances, operating alone, and capable of 'Showing the Flag'. Those are roles undertaken by modern frigates and they were the Roles of WWII Cruisers.

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 2 года назад +1

      @@alganhar1 Coherent argument might be good. If they're designated based on the role, and they're calling the ships doing the cruiser role frigates... well, you've just undone yourself.

    • @hekmatyar4476
      @hekmatyar4476 2 года назад +1

      I shall copy and paste this here from another user
      However in this case 'cruiser' is probably in reference to the older form of the term from the 17th century in that it is an independently operating warship, a role that frigates took up in the 19th century as the class was formalize to specialize in the 'cruiser' role. The structure of the class explanations suggests a battle-line more akin to the late 19th century to something similar to the Battle of Jutland.

    • @coreyjblakey
      @coreyjblakey 2 года назад

      @@alganhar1 I know all this, I watch Drach… and read. and am aware that plenty of things break MY preferred naming convention (WW2’s basic rules)
      But, its my preference, the author lost ME, I didn’t say anything other then that.

    • @coreyjblakey
      @coreyjblakey 2 года назад

      @@boobah5643 Just my preference 🤷🏼 he wrote nothing I didn’t already know…

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 10 месяцев назад

    👏👏👏👏

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 Год назад

    For the algorithm

  • @quangnhat6494
    @quangnhat6494 2 года назад

    Lol it a really big stick

  • @ErzengelDesLichtes
    @ErzengelDesLichtes 2 года назад +1

    If your transport ships are armed to deal with raiders as a matter of course, then from a geopolitical standpoint this indicates a failure to adequately patrol your shipping lanes. There’s a reason the local ferry doesn’t have 10mm cannons.

    • @WE_DONT_LIE
      @WE_DONT_LIE 2 года назад

      I mean are barges have four flak guns

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 Год назад +1

      What that tells me is that humanity discovered faster than light before they got given the instructions for jump. Because both the jump aperture described for the Terran warship and the jump Gates are point-to-point. There's literally no way to have raiders. The federation has not been actively using a faster than light drive. They've been using a Stargate. Honestly the discovery that a transport shuttle is equipped to fight raiders would have been more terrifying for the federation then the cruiser arriving if they had actually been running their brains correctly. Because the ability to point to point jump is dependent on having those points. For example they had to transmit jump coordinates before the cruiser could jump into the system. An actual FTL drive, on the other hand, can go anywhere. It's the equivalent of a fairly insular set of island kingdoms discovering ocean going vessels for the first time. The federation doesn't need particularly large vessels because the most that they can achieve is raiding operations. Notice that they looked to the warp gate for an incoming warship. This means that they are not actually accustomed to the idea of a ship not being dependent on the warp gate... Otherwise they would have asked if it was going to come through the gate. Japan, meet Britain. Have a nice day.

  • @Bdady74
    @Bdady74 2 года назад

    Algorithm appeasement comment

  • @alwelle3902
    @alwelle3902 6 месяцев назад

    Ahahahaha ,,,, hahahaha ....
    This is like comparing the "navy" of a nation on the Persian Gulf vs the US Navy. The US Navy, which has the second largest air force on earth. Guess who's the largest air force on earth ...

  • @KaoshimaCheshire
    @KaoshimaCheshire Год назад

    We call this the "Commodore Perry" approach to diplomacy.

  • @creemoon9546
    @creemoon9546 Год назад

    never show your cards

  • @judebazan7621
    @judebazan7621 2 года назад +2

    RRRREEEEEEEEEEE

  • @mikeharris6429
    @mikeharris6429 2 года назад

    Hopefully the humans make the right choice and subjugate the pathetic xenos.