Zoe Roberts HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH k done......jk..HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAJAHAJAJHAHAHAJAJAJHAJAAHA.... done.....one second HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH I can't breath HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA k bye HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
+Oatmeal And your name is? Something that old people eat Clearly your superior in every way, for some reason. If you want cancerous just look up feminists, SJWS, liberals and you. Oatmeal. You failed me. I'm so sad. You had memes but you just couldn't be dank. R.I.P +Oatmeal 2016-2016
I remember saying that as a kid but at the time I meant the ones with individual sections for each toe. I finally got a pair a few years later and found they didn’t keep my feet any warmer than normal socks and were in fact really uncomfortable.
1-Bonjour doesn't mean what's up 2-Arabic عربي has nothing to do with french français... I mean why did she thinks that it's arabic not italian for example.
PhoenixTales i hope that everyone realizes you're joking, if they don't you will be called dumb so much thankfully the emoji should prevent mobile users from thinking you're dumb, hahaha
You know I’ve known this has been said but the first one isn’t that dumb. You could adopt or even have a biological child without ever having intercourse. Through like medical stuff🤷🏻♂️
I was on a flight one time and this 16 year old behind me was talking to her mum and her mum was complaining the weather was 4 seasons and the 16 year old said there were 16 seasons!!XD
Today I have watched almost all of your Dumb Twitter videos from your playlist, starting with newest and moving down to oldest. My brain now feels like dying. And I still have five more videos to go.
You see, the first tweet isn't necessarily stupid. You can adopt and stay a virgin for your children. Though, we can probably deduce that the context that the person used this in probably doesn't fit the aforesaid scenario.
These videos make me feel so smart. I'm proud there are these people because without them we would never know what an average level of smart/ brains are.
+Ester The Chicken While that's completely plausible do you honestly think that's what was meant in the tweet? Probably not. That's why it's a dumb tweet. Most likely the person tweeting was not thinking of adopting. :P
Danny "Top ten longest pieces of grass" Me: Wait I thought I was watching dumb tweets. Me: checks Danny: you know I'm joking. Top ten dumb tweets Me: oh 😑
+Marco Rangel They're still your kids if their adopted. Yes you aren't blood related, but I consider your parent the people that raised you, fed you, etc. So my mum is my parent, but my dad isn't, I haven't seen him since I was about 3, he's not my dad, he's some random guy.
when i was little and we went to the doctor to test for strep I told my mom: " can we celebrate with ice cream if our tests come back positive?" omg was I dumb, but since our tests came back negative my mom wouldn't let us get ice cream. lmao
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im on a dumb tweet marathon, rewatching it all
Zoe Roberts HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH k done......jk..HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAJAHAJAJHAHAHAJAJAJHAJAAHA.... done.....one second HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH I can't breath HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA k bye HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Zoe Roberts ME TOO!!!
Same
Let me know if you have any brain cells left.
Welcome to my world lol
at first I thought the glove feet thing was cool until I realised that socks exist XD
Madison Parkin lol or you could make socks with places for your toe....oh right...
Madison Parkin. I think you need to stop watching these videos. You lost way too many brain cells XD
Madison Parkin in dutch gloves litteraly means hand-shoes
bubblici ous oh my gosh, your profile pic looks EXACTLY LIKE MY COUSIN...
Maddie’s Vlogs BIG MOOD
The saddest thing is that "Bonjour" doesn't even mean "What's up"
In lebanon we have many french words we use besides arabic which is why she might have said that
yea it means hello I know French so I know more words than the basic bonjoure
+Horror Ninja!! I'm Canadian so that's how I know :)
+Horror Ninja!! Are you sure you know French... You spelt 'Bonjour' wrong
Definitely not Arabic😹
Now I want to watch top ten pieces of grass
contortion is life same, it would go viral
Me too
Same
contortion weirdo me too
Please i want that to
I've had enough of earth....
I'm moving to china
EveryThingIsApple I know rite!!11!! I'm gonna leave this universe and go to Earth
EveryThingIsApple But China is in Earth........
I know he's joking but I'm just trying to be that one annoying smart ass xD
EveryThingIsApple haha
Go to Russia. they have space shuttles since 1987
Top Ten Longest Blades of Grass sounds like something WatchMojo would make
Watchmojo is shit.
They don't care about other countries
I'm I the only one that doesn't find these shit videos and only finds the good ones by Watchmojo?
They will make anything for views
+Tails9016 watch the richest viedos
watchmojo is not the same no more
cliff really shouldn't have threatened Barraco Barner
Lol
Nice part 4 XD
Yea
But it actually Barack Obama right? 🐧
+Benji The Cat yes
I'm tired of living in Sweden....
Ima move to Europe!
Number 10 if she adopts kids her plan will work.
It might not be a she lmao
0:35. You could adopt
Alex Johnson that's what I was saying
Ha!
I was thinking that
Alex Johnson that's what I was thinkin
Alex Johnson I was about to comment that
The fact that a lot of these tweets have a lot of likes....I've lost faith in humanity....
LSSJOrangeLightning same
Maybe they were hoping those people were only joking..
LSSJOrangeLightning It's probably because they're so stupid.
It's because they're so dumb and funny
Maybe #10 can adopt?
Oh who am I kidding we're doomed
very true
Well, now Corona actually makes a lot more sense.
I’m just like yes...stay a virgin!
D... D.... Did you feel that? I think I just lost a brain cell...
RIP Brain Cell. You will be missed.
Died of other people being dumb.
Yes. I lost many brain cells from your cancerous username.
+Oatmeal savage
+Oatmeal And your name is?
Something that old people eat
Clearly your superior in every way, for some reason.
If you want cancerous just look up feminists, SJWS, liberals and you.
Oatmeal. You failed me. I'm so sad. You had memes but you just couldn't be dank.
R.I.P +Oatmeal
2016-2016
I think I lost one to
I've had enough of earth
I'm moving to the sun
Kill me by taking me with u
vlog dude 🌞
vlog dude go at night
Water Bottle ok
DA KRAKEN! ok too
I would actually want to watch "Top Ten Longest Pieces Of Grass". Who else? 😂😂
Yes very creative
ThatDerpPotato father is that you
POTATO GIRL Ha! xD
I'd Be down for that
Yeah I watch that
i feel my iq dropping
Rupnit Santwal Love your profile pic❤
+ლ Bibs ლ i love yours as well
Mine too :D
yup..
Same, I don't know if I'll make it through life without losing all my brain cells, if I keep watching. XD
I think we'll run out of dumb tweets at this rate. but. I STILL WANT MORE!!
Same
We'll never run outta dumb tweets with this generation.
+Des517 true
+Wolfie ThePirateWolf say something dumb on twitter than
+Tony Burgess are you crazy? I don't want to look stupid on a video like this.
Damn it, I wanted to see the top 10 longest pieces of grass :(
Dammnnn Danny, back at it again with those top tens
Lol😂
😂 hahaha
😂😂😂😂
lol
+Mitchell Gould lol
Yea... gloves for your feet... Hey! Ik what we can call them! SOCKS!!!!! 😱🤔
😱😱😱🙀🙀
I remember saying that as a kid but at the time I meant the ones with individual sections for each toe. I finally got a pair a few years later and found they didn’t keep my feet any warmer than normal socks and were in fact really uncomfortable.
Damn you Barraco Barner! Stop coffin skating my feet gloves. My feet need to be warm so I don't die of beaties while peddling my wheelchair.
You made my day
omg lol
and get sent to jail
This is the greatest comment on RUclips
This is the best comment on RUclips I've ever heard😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:36 they could be a virgin and have kids if they adopt.
Nobody adopts if they are not married and if you are married you probably had intercourse... so stupid
DeVon Dallmann.
DeVon Dallmann I was about to comment that
When you adopt a child, it isn't techniclly yours.
I think my mother would have strong words with you about that one. I'm adopted, are you telling me I'm not part of my own family?
1-Bonjour doesn't mean what's up
2-Arabic عربي has nothing to do with french français... I mean why did she thinks that it's arabic not italian for example.
They look identical to me 😂
+DemonicChihuahua lol
PhoenixTales i hope that everyone realizes you're joking, if they don't you will be called dumb so much
thankfully the emoji should prevent mobile users from thinking you're dumb, hahaha
Mokka she might have got the shirt in Algeria, not that I'm making excuses for her
Actually there a a handful of similarities between french and arabic. Some shared words and such, the script however....
On the first one couldn't you just adopt kids?
TheDankCat but the tweet said MY KIDS and if he adopts the kids are really not theirs because someone else put the kid for adoption
IDK about you, but when someone adopts kids, they start calling it THEIR kid...
Exactlyyyy
That's the worst example tho.
TheDankCat yea but then he cant call the kids his
the top ten tallest pieces of grass kinda sounds interesting...
I mean its probably pretty tall right???
Right????
***** IM NOT THE ONLY ONE YAY
***** haha im looking that up now
Bamboo is grass. The tallest pieces of grass are bamboo.
IcecreamKat Gamez oh ok *buzzkill*
Cpt. Fishy yeah
I'm dying on the last one like usual
Same
I know XD
LOL same
so good😂
same
With #10, they could adopt kids
FunPheonix97 or a surrogate!
FunPheonix97 but their not her kids
Average Toad what I was going to say
yeah I'm pretty sure that isn't the case here, but I could be wrong you know, you know!
He just wants to torture the people with wheelchairs XD
The first one about being a virgin for your kids is possible with either adoption or artificial insemination
HIS kids, technically adopted kids are not biologically his.
+Enzuh God They are her kids.
thats what I was thinking.
But not biologically.
+Jessica Uba amen
0:38 adoption...
ikr
true
+Gaming adam Yep.
IKR
+Amazingjessisnotonfire PHANDOM
Lol seriously "Coffin Skate"
You know I’ve known this has been said but the first one isn’t that dumb. You could adopt or even have a biological child without ever having intercourse. Through like medical stuff🤷🏻♂️
For #10, maybe the person plans to adopt? WELL I TRIED
omg ppl have already written that. Guessing I'm the stupid one now?
+Duygu Ozkan
Meh, atleast YOU can spell.
BUSHBUBBA54 Thnks bro
+Duygu Ozkan
Heh, welcome.
Dumb tweets part 7 👍
Please!
YASSSSSSSS
plz
+Kylie Devries yes
Yas
I was on a flight one time and this 16 year old behind me was talking to her mum and her mum was complaining the weather was 4 seasons and the 16 year old said there were 16 seasons!!XD
What an idiot! XD She got the number of months mixed up with the number of the seasons!
+Squirmy Squirm yeah there are idiots literally everywhere
+Squirmy Squirm there are 12 months...
I think they meant that as in a show
There's not!!! everything I know is a lie!!!!! lol jk what an idiot!
Today I have watched almost all of your Dumb Twitter videos from your playlist, starting with newest and moving down to oldest. My brain now feels like dying. And I still have five more videos to go.
You see, the first tweet isn't necessarily stupid. You can adopt and stay a virgin for your children. Though, we can probably deduce that the context that the person used this in probably doesn't fit the aforesaid scenario.
Shakespeare i was going to say that
I was thinking the same thing. But you're probably right- they probably wouldn't think to adopt!
Shakespeare That seems quite likely, but sometimes strange things happen.
They're not yours the same way.
SinonSkylines Yes, they would be his kids. That's literally the whole point of adoption.
You don't have to have sex to have a child, you can just adopt one.
smartass
+That one Dill Pickle Woah woah. 1. No need to call him that. 2. Where did you get the conclusion he's a dumbass from one word?
Stupid.... Do you realise/realize he said MY own children
that is the exact thing I was thinking
+Loanna Luv moarrrrrrrrrr
Raise your hand if you want a part 7!? ✋👋🙋🙌
🙌🏻✋🏻🖐🏻
✋🏼
🌚
🙋🏻
🙋
These videos make me feel so smart. I'm proud there are these people because without them we would never know what an average level of smart/ brains are.
Number ten isn't so dumb. She could adopt children
Stampy
+Ester The Chicken While that's completely plausible do you honestly think that's what was meant in the tweet? Probably not. That's why it's a dumb tweet. Most likely the person tweeting was not thinking of adopting. :P
Or she didn't know what virgin meant
Also very plausible. :P
It said 'My' so she wants her own children
do a top 10 worst songs ever created
yes
+Troll 556 Cuz its FRIDAY
+Miroz what
+Miroz haha I get it that song it's Friday
YEAH YOU GUESSED IT
0:36 she can she could adopt or be a step-mother
That's what I was thinking.
I was gonna post that
i was going to say that
+Nancy Medrano four people said that
or they could be artificialy inseminated
Was drinking Coke when No. 5 came around.. laughed so hard, the come spewed outts my nose! "Colon spraying serial killer!!!" 😂😂😂
I wouldn't mind a top 10 longest pieces of grass
Danny "Top ten longest pieces of grass"
Me: Wait I thought I was watching dumb tweets.
Me: checks
Danny: you know I'm joking. Top ten dumb tweets
Me: oh 😑
anyone watching RUclips?
Yup
No
+Ercan Karabayir no i only read comments on youtube i actually skip watching videos on youtube
No, sorry
+Ercan Karabayir nO I aM wAtChInG iNsTaGrAm
I love this channel!!!! it is to the point I even watch all of the commercials just so you get paid. lol
No. Actually make a “Top 10 Longest Pieces of Grass” video. I wanna see it now.
I speak French,Arabic, English and Spanish
good!
Where's the harry potter fan 14?
cgmz13 idk
no estas mintiendo que hablas español? De donde eres?
harrypotterfan13 lol I only speak English and Spanish
Lol "100 retweets imma kill the president, the cops are outside my house" cracked me up can't stop laughing😂😂😂😂
OMG I DIED AT COLON SPRAYER HELP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can be a virgin and have kids if you adopt
The first on kind of makes sense, if he/she adopts.
She could take a page out of Jane the vergin book
I thought the same thing
But they clearly want it to be their kids
But they believe they can have children. without adopting. and stay a virgin.
Yes it does at first i was confused with why it was on the list
But I wanna see top ten longest pieces of grass :(
Me TOO!!!
Orange Tricky Zachary ME THREE!!
same
Adarae Anne Brady you are joking
Top 10 longest pieces of grass sounds boring
I have been watching these for like.. an hour. my head physically hurts from the brain cells i'm losing
Well for the beginning you can adopt and be a virgin......
but she said MY kids as in her own kids
+Bailey Klomann if you adopt they are still your kids though......
I so agree with you! I was gonna say that until I saw your comment 👍
I thouht the same thing
+Bailey Klomann The second you adopt a child they become your kid. So that person can adopt a child and it'd be theirs.
When is the Top 10 Longest pieces of grass comming out then?
Next week
He was kidding!YOU MUPPET!!
+HW Saluti on watchmojo
+NATURE LOVER awww i wantet to see the longest grass 😣
+GoOn_ZnipPS3/PS4,sorry.
I speak Arabic
I speak English
All you had do was follow the damn train CJ! Ikr
I speak like: blubblubblublublblblbl
Water Bottle Oh Ok makes sense
:)
I'm loving this series
The children one makes sense. You can adopt children.
+Shogun Melon but she would have to break her hymen which makes her not a virgin
The Lion Club Well, actually no. Women's hymens don't break unless it's very violent sex.
+Jacob G. actually no, virginity doesn't really exist. you can easily break the seal thingy by riding a bike
awesome person Yeah. I hate it when people say that hymens break everytime you have sex/
Some people are even born without a hymen, so, yeah, virginity is basically a social construct. But whatever.
for a second I thought the wheelchair pedal was a good idea💩💩💩
Uhh no
I think ima die of beaties lol
RIP
Hahahahaha you actually got me with the long grass joke. I wanted to check if I had the right video hahahaha
Well, the first one could work only if they ever adopted kids.... But still...
I went to school yesterday and got 9/10 in a test
Next day I only got 3/10
I have lost so many bran sells
0:37 Guy's gonna buy some binoculars and watch for storks.
Girl*
Bless you Danny Burke for hosting these videos on dumb tweets! I'm laughing like crazy from Malaysia! 😂😂😂
1:47 I don't think anybody realized that thats a nude photo of a girl set as the profile picture...
I did
+EnderKitty Love 😂😂😂
I did. Poor Pokemon.
Lianna Quinn I thought I was the only one
oooh i just noticed it
i hate it when my teacher gravestone scooter my phone
😂😂😂😂😂😂 LOL
lmao
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"today is the top ten longest pieces of grass" *Me: wait what*??
Rewatching this now when I've been watching Dragon's Den a lot recently is pretty great
number 10 can just adopt kids f2f and I just lost my faith in Humanity
xD
well done m8
+MattTheRainbowUnicorn :D adoption... are you joking? they are ADOPTED they are not your kids by blood xD
+Marco Rangel They're still your kids if their adopted. Yes you aren't blood related, but I consider your parent the people that raised you, fed you, etc. So my mum is my parent, but my dad isn't, I haven't seen him since I was about 3, he's not my dad, he's some random guy.
911,000 subs... ILLUMINATE!!!! CONFIIIIIIIIIRMED!
jk jk lol
You mean illuminati
ya
How's that illuminati?
Go to school kid
*illuminati
Who here has lost faith in humanity
Everyone
+Rootbeer SpongeBOB Me I actually had to pause the video several times so I could just laugh and laugh and also spit out my food so I don't choke.
+Warriorcats fan I know I almost choked to death
me
I have.
Am I the only one binge watching this series in the middle of the night because you have nothing better to do than laugh at other peoples stupidity?
Top 10 longest pieces of grass plz
#10 What about adoption??
ikr
Then they arent her kids
+Lindsey Johnson I think he meant they wouldn't have there blood or something like that. if it makes sense
+Lindsey Johnson well genetically they are not but they are her kids
David I like your profile
Is it too late for the top 10 tallest blades of grass?
when i was little and we went to the doctor to test for strep I told my mom:
" can we celebrate with ice cream if our tests come back positive?"
omg was I dumb, but since our tests came back negative my mom wouldn't let us get ice cream. lmao
Who else has a RUclips account?
Xenos Corgi yes you do
None of us do. ;)
Porn Tart oh I get it me either then :p
Does anyone have internet here?
ღ Pinklullaby Jamaa ღ what's that?
Top 10 longest pieces of grass sounds fun ._.
Top 10 WORST memes ever...
#1 iis Damn Daniel
ikr
Yes it is stupid
Agreed
But all memes won't be able to be in the top 10, cuz they all suck.
+Bonquesha On Fleek! do you even know what a meme is?
when he said smurfs I automatically thought of hundreds of Grumpys taking up clubs to beat people who have a sweet tooth. LOL
Actually number 10 makes sense because his/her kids could be adopted
10 might mean they're gonna adopt.
Idunno Song that's what I was gonna say lmao
Idunno Song that's technically not their kids
Number 10, you can be a virgin and have kids, just adopt them
I’m rewatching this when there is 52 FREAKING DUMBEST TWEET VIDEOS
the cops in the first cop pic were playing Pokemon go
i hate pokemon go
+Nancy Medrano OH SNAP😱🙀
+Bunnymoo 12 its lame
+ZeroBotGaming YESSSS! NORMAL, NON-OBSESSED PEOPLE!!
+AwesomeEB thank tou
For #10 he could adopt
yes!!!!
Duh
No shit Sherlock
+Alti ™ Umm... You wouldn't consider your adopted child yours, kind of sad.
Unknown Atlas Who said I wouldn't... huh?
do top 10 longest pieces of grass. and number 10, wut if they adopt kids?
ikr that's what I was thinking
But technically they aren't their kids .
I can't sleep when these videos exist
Can we have top ten longest pieces of grass. 100 likes = vid
There are so many of these dumb tweet vids that is worries me 😝😝.
"now we have the longest pieces of grass" this is the next big thing after most amazing top 10 runs out of ideas
I have given up on humanity
I think the first tweet fail meant that she is adopting maybe? Just trying to find a way to not make Americans look stupid...
Krazy Kat The Great not necessarily amercian but okay..,
Krazy Kat The Great or they will get married to someone that already had a kid
100 likes Ima give the president a cookie
I'm bingewatching these
Smart phones,Smart Cars,When will they start making smart ppl? Like if u agree!
yeetus leviyeetus I’m smart you bastard.