An Actual Review of ReCore
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- Опубликовано: 27 окт 2016
- I hate sand. It's course and rough, and it gets everywhere.
Outro song is "Cheat on Each Other" by the Whalers:
www.whalersband.com/
/ whalers
Outro animator:
healtheill.deviantart.com/
Reddit: / shammy
Twitch: / shammyyt
#ReCore #ReCoreReview #Review 
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I read up on those diamond prices and man that's really fucked up.
gordo3ful can you give me a link or explain in the comments?
buster779 basically all the diamond mines are owned by a select few who withhold diamonds to artificially increase their value. which is pretty scummy to begin with but this artificial inflation results in diamonds being so valueable that in impoverished countries people die trying to get diamond for resale, whether that be in unsafe mines or just killing one another.
gordo3ful that's really fucked up
+MrAlekhien
If you were artificially inflating diamonds, would you want your building to be eye popping out famalam
Unfortunately, anything that the government _has_ (health care, different services etc ) to buy often ends up being way overpriced, since the government can't just not pay for it.
Just when I thought Yahtzee was the only snarky game reviewer for me I find a vastly underrated talent with an affinity for owls. Subbed
Yeah, but Yahtzee still exists.
Parklawnz how has that have anything to do with what he said
Crentist Crentist I’m saying in that Theifbuddy found and subbed to a RUclipsr that doesn’t make content anymore as opposed to Yahtzee. It’s a comment made in hindsight to say that his comment is not true anymore as Shammy has not existed as far as content goes for over a year.
Parklawnz that is true but he made this comment 3 years ago. What you think that as soon a Shammy disappeared he should’ve remembered this comment out of the blue and go back and change it?
Crentist relax, it was a joke. I don’t expect anyone to do anything
I loved lara croft dies horribly, but I couldn't really get into lara croft dies horribly but in the snow this time.
Me too, actually. Come to think of it
Ya I kinda felt like she died to slowly
dont get me started on lara dies horribly in south america
U jim I actually liked that game.
@@Venomx-nb1jr ok
"Kind of like attending classes at Columbine Preschool" *Doom Eternal ad interrupts* "You are the only thing they fear."
Now that’s epic.
The “he would be interesting if he had an infinite amount of time and was someone else” joke is legit the best joke I’ve ever heard. Like, for real, it’s just so good I laugh every time and sometimes actively seek out this video just to hear it again. It’s great.
Looked up the De Beers diamond -monopoly- -cartel- company, and I have to agree with the talking owl png. It's messed up.
HEY
So a bunch of shit really quick:
First off, if you liked the outro, the animation was done by the absurdly talented Rom Sav, who can be found at healtheill.deviantart.com/ for more dope ass art and animation. Also, speaking of the outro, I wanted to say thanks to The Whalers for being awesome and letting me use their song as the outro to this video, please please PLEASE check them out, they are crazy good and super underrated. whalersband.com/
Okay, so on to me.
I’m in a really good place to work on and upload videos again, and I will be for a while, so there ACTUALLY shouldn’t be any more stupidly long insane breaks between videos. I’m not going to promise a super-high-quality video every week (since writing them takes a lot of time), but you can be sure that there will be at least something uploaded every week from here on out. Additionally: I’m going to start streaming more often on twitch (twitch.tv/ShammyYT) so if you want to chill/chat/whatever follow me on there. Current plan is to do streams on Wednesdays and Fridays starting next week, could do more in the future if I’m really enjoying it. I will also probably make a second channel for stream highlights, if I do I’ll make an announcement of some kind on here. If you ever want to hit me up or hear my dumb thoughts there's also my twitter (twitter.com/ShammyTV/). Alright, I'm done pimping my shit now.
ALSO apologies for some of the audio in this video, getting used to new microphone + transitioning from Audacity to Audition, so it's a bit wonky at times. Should be fixed in later videos.
EDIT: Also, I've been thinking of starting a podcast with some of my friends from the Alt + F10/Alt + F11 videos, if you'd be interested in that sort of thing please let me know so I can get on it :)
WOO lots of words that no one cares about reading. I’ve been awake for 28 hours finishing this video, so apologies if I’m not insanely coherent right now.
Shammy glad you're back...ffs
Shammy i cared to read everything
Shammy you fucking scare me man don't be such a stranger.
Shammy i appreciate u. Also the podcast sounds entertaining
Thanks chimp, already talking to the person who drew my icon about making a logo for it so it should be starting pretty soon :)
Zero Punctuation with Footage... i can dig it
And funny.
And not a pretentious bellend.
Don't forget that it is actually a review rather than a character comedy bit.
Shammy and Yahtzee are pretty similar in that they actually have some wit about them and criticize games instead of just insulting them before giving the game an arbitrary score.
I like inserting my giant orbs into robots.
Your innuendos get more vague and confusing with every upload.
I love me some giant orbs
Shammy cum back to RUclips.
@Keith Marshall x doubt
*knot*
They don't always appear too regularly but these reviews are always class, properly funny stuff, keep it up man
"Lara croft dies horribly but in the snow this time" Holy shit my sides
I love that when you said "Sam Worthington" you put a picture of Jai Courtney. because they're both generic, interchangable blocks of wood.
Except San Worthington can actually act.
The attack on Pearl Harbor was a surprise tactical strike by the Imperial Japanese Navy against the United States' naval base at Pearl Harbor
The united states' knew it was going to happen and let it
your comment is now 4 years old but that’s not going to stop me from saying this. your profile picture made me happy as i did not think i would find another mgła fan ever. anyways that’s all, have a good day
The unskippable 30 second horror movie ad at 1:00 in the morning was not appreciated
Wait what? I have unskippable ads disabled, that shouldn't be happening
***** It may just be on my end, I've been having a lot of RUclips glitches recently
Shammy Wait never mind, I rewatched this video and it happened again. Same ad and everything.
Idk what to say, I went through and checked and they're disabled :/
Sounds to me like some spyware has hijacked your browser. Typically the software will inject ads into pages and block legitimate ads in order to redirect the revenue streams to themselves. Have you noticed weird ads appearing everywhere and just general slows your computer down when browsing?
god the cutaways to your own backstory were so tasteful and well-placed, you keep decrying things and then making them cool to me
im going to kneecap you if you keep ending with blasting music im trying to watch your whole body of work at 2 AM
11:10
Hey anyone remember the days when Shammy uploaded bi-annually?
Ahh, good times, good times...
Once every what, 18 months now?
Holy shit it's a shammy video
Nope nothing to see here
Move along.
pooper scooper wow what are you 12 years old? This isn't call of duty buddy 😂 I'm done with comments this is just too good lol
Thats racist.
@@shammytv hmmm
Holy crap your editing must take forever...
Shammy, I really enjoy your channel. When I feel like I don't need to breath air, I go to watch your vids. They always make me laugh xD
Thanks, my end goal is to commit mass homicide by way of laugh asphyxiation. Good to know I'm making headway.
Shammy does the genocide.
6:00 "cute boy" *shows picture of Mythymoo*
This guy gets it.
I from now on will return to this Video from time to time just to hear the joke about your fears as a kid vs as an adult.
Great stuff man
mk, couple things. Shammy, I do not give a FUCK that it's been a month since your last video, you make such quality videos its a goddamn delight to watch anything you put out. You are funny, incredibly sarcastic and witty, and (ive said it before) but its a shame more people don't watch you.
Also I would delight in a podcast, I've half fallen in love with your voice already I really just need more of that in my life.
So you said "I'm in a really good place to work on and upload videos again..." and I don't know if you mean a mental/emotional head space, or like an actual location that is good for creating. If it's the mental one great, I'm happy to hear you're doing well. If it's location also great, can't wait for more of you.
Gah damn this is such a nice comment, thanks so much man!
Holy shit your videos are polished, and include great music, and fantastically quick humour. I honestly have to pause every few minutes to digest a quick flurry of jokes, to make sure they don't pass me by. Kudos to you, youtuber deserving of more subscribers.
The dictionary visual gag is one of my favorites of all time.
"Columbine preschool" holy shit you sir have just won the internet
Your content is great, most refreshing set of reviews I've seen in a long time. Had some laughs, thank you!
And after watching each and every one of your Actual Reviews, I'm now subbed. This stuff is HILARIOUS!
8:47 I used to work for a jewelry store and honestly the amount of money people will spend on GLASS is insane, let alone the inflated prices on diamonds... Not even mentioning Luxembourg diamonds specifically tbh
Yo dude, I love your sense of humor and the way you do reviews. I also love the owl persona and I think it adds a lot to the videos.
researched the De Beers about the diamond thing wtf
more interesting than the entirety of recore probably
It's nice to come back for some Shammy from time to time.
I still, even after 5 years, repeatedly come back to the ‘fear of giant squid’ and ‘could be a more interesting character’ jokes as some of my favorite you‘ve ever made.
10:04 - 10:19 i can't stop laughing
*HELP ME*
I like you Shammy, you're knowledge is awesome, I liked how you kept referencing the diamond cartel. Keep up the good work!
So, I'm in my university's library reading when my brain goes, "Oh yeah, Recore was a thing." I plugged my headphones into my phone and searched for a review on it. Not wanting a needlessly short or pandering review I ended up on yours. Dude, I truly laughed out loud. You got yourself a new sub.
The "cute boy" is MythyMoo XD hahaha
I found him just a few days ago, funny this references him, I enjoy both of their script styles. I suppose it's the attachment of them being their avatars...
Tom Danner den/den
came back after 4 years, still a well done and entertaining review
💀 Lawd. That heart disease thing that starts at 3:47 had me liiiiiiike. I've been rolling through your videos but subscribes specifically because of that one moment. Props.
Ok listen this is the funniest video game review channel I have ever seen. I usually put RUclips on in the background while doing housework but when I am doubled over laughing this becomes difficult. Please spend more time with options menus and pogs so I can get more work done. Thank you
the very beginning had me weak. I'm so glad I'm binging your videos
3:37
What about Aang from Avatar the Last Airbender? He's basically the Messiah of his world.
Granted he was written like a real person and not like -Korra- a Mary Sue.
This is the first video I've seen of yours and you're fucking amazing, you had me laughing my ass off the whole time. So please, don't stop making vids, they're god damn beautiful.
I love coming back to watch this one because of the whole optional objectives requirement at the end and pile of dictionaries
Ima be for real.
I was trying to fall asleep, and I heard the bit at 10:16, and I had I wake myself all the way up to watch the visual gag you had behind it. Was not disappointed. :)
Wow. Your reviews are genuinely funny and creative. I would not be surprised to see you grow quickly in the coming year.
Thanks a bunch br0ski!
Man i fucking love whenever you update! Also I'd give the podcast a listen.
Awesome! I'll keep on workshopping some ideas for a podcast then :)
good review! Your style is like like zero punctuation with actual substance.
Thanks a ton man!
Your reviews are amazing. Take as long as you need to keep them that way.
I don't know why or how this video ended up in my recommended but I'm glad it did. Sarcastic, witty, lots of editing, and fast-talking, just my thing. Subbed.
Every 4 months or so i’ll just binge all of shammy’s videos for no reason
I'm a PS4 player and have never owned an Xbox or PC and will probably never play this game. But, every so often I come back and rewatch this one review of a subpar Action-Adventure game because of how well done it is. This is, without a doubt, one of my favorite reviews of anything on RUclips. No matter how many times I watch this. The same jokes and punchlines get me every time. Lol I really wish you uploaded more often, but I get that life can get in the way. Hope to see something new soon!
God I love Shammy's presentation of these.
Been subbed to you since your CoD review video. I just gotta say you deserve way WAY more subs. keep up the awesome work
InMyOpinionGaming big fan of you man, been watching your Paragon vids for a long time:D
So...I only discovered you recently and I must say: What an awesome way to review a game! Consider me subbed.
I never remember subscribing to you but maybe I did it while I was drunk. Oh well, drunk me was onto something because I love your content, please keep up the outstanding work!
Hey just noticed this channel and subbed today. Apparently, you are pretty hard on yourself for your release schedule. That's good, but you aren't being hard enough. Mach schnell!
Real Talk: These are all very funny and well done. Expecting these to also be expedient is perhaps excessive. Keep up the good work. The owl animations and metaphor/simile/grammar things are all on point.
Haha I found Mythymoo's channel just under a week ago, and this one just today. Funny that you reference him. I love both of you video styles and obviously subbed to both.
omfg i cried while laughing at the 'Intuitive' with the Yao Guai picture joke. Excellent, dude, excellent.
i love this channel, just found you and omg this is just fucking gold skills.
I am actually baffled how this channel gets so few views. I've been around for awhile now and the level of effort put into the script and editing is absolutely mind blowing relative to the amount of views your getting for making these videos. I really think that you could become a huge channel if even a fraction of the people who visit youtube daily saw your channel. You are one the best at what you do and i'm sure that if you keep making regular vids you'll hit it big eventually. good luck and don't ever stop (unless you gotta)
Thank you so much man! All anyone can really do right this second about low view counts is to spread the word and show people my channel, since that's where so much growth comes from when you're building up an audience, but I always feel weird asking people to share/like/whatever, it feels weird and desperate to me :/
Thank you so much for the kind words though, I pour my heart into these reviews and I'm really glad it seems to show :D
I'm new here, but this channel is sure a diamond in the rough. Can't wait for it blow up
Means a lot man, thanks so much for the kind words :)
You're welcome man, you deserve it. And wow that was a quick response
+Stoned Crook I read all my comments fam :)
Hope it fails
From david gang
@Hatwox it can be...
your videos are literal art, ive watched them so many time. dont rush out any of your shit
you earned a sub shammy. keep up with the delicious editing 😂
Great now i need to wait for recore 2 so i can listen to the full stories of you consuming a foot and that backhand swing.
hey mate just found your channel...great reviews...funny, irreverent and smart...great stuff subbed!
Your content is super well put together man, you deserve a sub
Everything you said about installing this game up to about 1:30 into the review is pretty much exactly the experience I had trying to play the original Bulletstorm on Steam going through GFWL. I clocked it, it took TWO HOURS after starting the game up to be able to play it because of GFWL. It's nice to have confirmation that Microsoft hasn't changed with PC games in over a decade.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Loving your channel!
Thanks man! I'm really glad you're enjoying it :D
dude thats a really artistic review format.
4:55 that joke is exactly how yahtzee would make it, I love it
You're the first RUclipsr that I've subscribed to before hitting the 2-minute mark on the first video I watched. That's some good shit.
HOLY SHIT THAT BATTLEFILED 2142 JOKE ALMOST FUCKING TRACKS
HHAHAHA literally trying to find a comment talking about this joke, god I hope he comes back to do a review on it while making a callback to this vid.
I remember this game getting hyped up a bit and then when it came out so many people just completely forgot about it, not that it looks all that memorable.
Came for the review, stayed for the owl whose facial expressions and thought process mimic my own!
Great video!
keep up the good work Shammy!
hey Shammy I love the content and I wish everyone was smart enough to read those titles and I think you should keep doing them ;)
context - (0:24)
The jar jokes fucking got me for no good reason at all.
Subbed.
hearts on the black market are about 120,000$ so if my girlfriend complains about my BBQ being cheap I'll show her the cost
8:04 my favorite subtle joke with the castlevania 1 box 😂
I know about the dimanond cartel and found your interjections of personal history quite nice and interesting
lol I love your script so much. You must be a great writer.
Oh. How I've missed you shammy
Hadn't even heard of this game before I saw your review pop up in my sub box. Glad I didn't. Great Review, humour is spot on as always Shammy.
You know owls eyes don't actually move, right? They gotta move their heads for that.
They also don't talk or review video games fam
Shammy holy shit you're right, you must not be an owl!
Yonatan Beer it's worse than that...
He's a furry
Ha ha ha. I now remember why owls are fucking creepy. There fucking yellow eyes not moving is a big part of what makes a owl a fucking owl. Small eyed birds you don't notice it the same way as the owls evil face
everything he ever said is now invalid, everyone riot
1:35
I liked the snow but it created a different feel than without it.
Jesus that volume increase for the end credits
this review made me audibly laugh a few times, awesome video
I looked to this review as an introduction as I just started this game but I was pleasantly surprised with a new subscription
Great video, you should get a lot more views! Never knew recore is a game, still love to watch the review!
Thanks a ton man! Comments like this always make my day
Your responses to comments are golden
I have to admit, you're a really entertaining writer/editor lol
6:22 Why is this bit so funny??? I actually can't control my laughter because of sudden Cartel's being fucked up.
10:13 I have never seen someone threatened with a dictionary before.
Well, there was an episode of Arby n the Chief where Chief is filming his own James Bond movie, or Jams Jams Bonks as the moron puts it lol, and Arbiter is the evil Bond villain of course and his evil plot is literally to publish a dictionary which he refers to as all Chief's pain. The joke if you're not familiar is that ch33fs gr4mm4r & spe11ing r s0 bad.
saw this and the NMS review today and instantly subbed
diamond joke was top notch dude, you deserve a huge sub number and your time will come
I was thinking of which joke to pick to comment about, but they are all really well thought, I couldn't decide
I was seriously considering this game as, like you said, it gives off a Ratchet and Clank vibe. However, your review basically re-affirmed a thought I already had: other than emulation the only way I'm going to get the game I want (a R&C/ Jak and Daxter like game for PC) is if I make my own, which is a goal I've been slowly working towards since High-School.
I do really want to like this game but it's so buggy and unpolished the textures look like a ps2 game sometimes
Edmundo studios I can agree that the textures do look dated for an Xbox one game, but thankfully the bugs have been mostly fixed in my experience. The game is still fast and fun as hell though even though the story leaves much to be desired.
Nathan Theissen I tried playing it a couple weeks ago I may still finish the game. I had at least 5 times the game just bugged out and stopped me from progressing. For example doors just don't open or I fall through the floor requiring a game reboot.
The UI is really inconsistent as well, sometimes it shows me where I need to go and other times I just have to either remember or spend ages retracing my steps for any marker to come up.
I think it would have been a fantastic game if it had a lot more time to be worked on before release. The art direction is there and the world is interesting. The writing and story really have no excuse for being poor, Joe Staten built the universes that Halo and Destiny consist in.
I think I will still complete it though as I'm almost there.
Dude, I don't know why you're not packing in the subs! You Crack me the hell up
That on running cartel joke had me dying.