Electric Booga-Woo (WDPLaSS 32)

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2020
  • Yup. Jordan delves into the electric universe. I'm out of excuses. Time to take it on.
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    "Why Do People Laugh at Spirit 'Science'?" is a series in which I debunk and make fun of the claims of defacto new age cult leader Jordan Duchnycz/Pearce/David/River/whatever he calls himself this week, and his "Spirit Science," which is about as far from science as it gets. Featuring psychic powers, male and female energy which apparently relates to thermodynamics, spinning physical wheels inside our bodies and Jews from space, this is some serious stupid that sadly, millions of people seem to take seriously.

Комментарии • 765

  • @Martymer81
    @Martymer81  4 года назад +266

    Sorry this took so long. I was going to have this done by mid-November, but as I was about 80% done with the script, my kids got sick, and took turns being sick up until the holiday season. If I had any time to myself, I was too exhausted to work on videos. Fortunately, the kids are fine now, so it's time to get back to business and make a lot more videos. Some quickies, some with more production value... But yes, you'll see more videos from me now. Hopefully quite a lot more.

    • @firstlast2636
      @firstlast2636 4 года назад +2

      Why don't you ever talk about real conspiracies like JFK?

    • @adolfo777nica
      @adolfo777nica 4 года назад +2

      I hope the kids get better,happy new year.

    • @chaosvii
      @chaosvii 4 года назад

      Glad to hear that they are in good health.

    • @Ema_Not_Emma
      @Ema_Not_Emma 4 года назад +5

      @@firstlast2636 Because he primarily deals with pseudoscience?

    • @Ema_Not_Emma
      @Ema_Not_Emma 4 года назад +2

      Totally understandable. I love your channel, but personal health matters more.
      On an unrelated note, have you heard about Jordan's Christ Sofia videos?
      A streamer I watch covered these, and people have found out that he raped his girlfriend. Are you planning on covering these?

  • @D.Dragon
    @D.Dragon 4 года назад +334

    Roses are red,
    Jordan speaks woo,
    Your heart is purely electric and
    It's clearly toroidal too!

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 4 года назад +1

      Man, that's actually really good. You came up with this on a whim?

    • @chasmflaps9058
      @chasmflaps9058 4 года назад

      @@Arrakiz666 lol

    • @KarbineKyle
      @KarbineKyle 4 года назад

      💀

    • @noahgray543
      @noahgray543 4 года назад +5

      Jordan's brain dead,
      That's why he speaks woo,
      We still need to rhyme chakra
      And fractal in this verse too!

    • @noahgray543
      @noahgray543 4 года назад +5

      @@RomaTomassi look, I hate to take a funny little rhyme thread and inject seriousness into it, but the EU "model" is blatantly wrong on more levels than can easily be explained.
      I'll not pretend to know the full details of the concept - because even the basic premise is so flawed it hardly bares mentioning - but almost anyone with an iota of knowledge on the subject could point out that large bodies tend towards neutrality in terms of electromagnetism. By it's very nature, the force sorts itself out in the large scale with similar polarities moving apart and opposite polarities attracting.
      The net result is that the two more or less pair off, resulting in a net zero charge.
      On a more practical level, if I make a magnet why are only certain things attracted to it? If it is magnetism, not gravity, that pulls my water bottle to earth, why doesnt it react to magnetic fields at all? Why do magnets fall at the same rate everything else does? How the hell does an MRI not rip itself apart?
      Your points about dark matter and dark energy are somewhat valid, but to use a rebuttal similar to one used against a certain brand of creationism: just because I didn't see a car run off the road, doesnt mean I cant guess that there was probably a reason for it. Dark matter is a way to explain observable phenomena. That we cant directly observe dark matter is a conundrum and perhaps we might find it doesnt exist at all and there is a totally different explanation, but until there is a competing theory that makes sense, it is what we have.
      I mean, the lack of gravity causes all sorts of weird issues as well. For example, where do the heavier elements come from if not from stellar fusion? How do stars life cycles work if they aren't constantly replacing lighter elements with heavier ones? How come we cant detect any of this electricity around us despite electricity and magnetism being painfully easy to detect? Moreover, if the sun is being powered, how does that power flow through space? Electricity needs a conductor and there isnt any in a void. Dont forget, the sun isnt even stationary. This solar system and entire galaxy are all moving, you would think we should notice if the sun got disconnected once or twice from whatever powers it.
      Which is another whole ball of insanity. How would a black hole produce electricity, and enough to power all the stars in the galaxy, when the only thing that leaves them is gamma radiation?
      There is a reason gravity is the standard model, and many why the overwhelming majority of physicists think electromagnetism has almost nothing to do on the astrological scale.

  • @bdf2718
    @bdf2718 4 года назад +206

    "Wait till you hear the stupid part." When you said that, I thought I'd already heard 15 minutes of stupid part. But that turned out to be just a prelude.

    • @a7i20ci7y
      @a7i20ci7y 4 года назад +6

      When he said that I hit pause and laughed for a good minute before continuing.

    • @Blyndir
      @Blyndir 4 года назад +12

      Every time we think Jordan had truly plumbed the absolute depths of stupidity, someone hands him a shovel. He isn't scraping the bottom of the stupid barrel anymore, he's tunneled through the crust into a molten vein of pure idiocy.

    • @fonepixie
      @fonepixie 4 года назад +2

      I laughed so hard at that line, i woke my kid up....lol... damnit...

  • @fuckYTIDontWantToUseMyRealName
    @fuckYTIDontWantToUseMyRealName 2 года назад +8

    Headphones gave out at random. I thought I'd accidentally pressed pause. I hit play. Mortimer yelled SPACE JEWS at max volume. Everyone in Target turned and stared at me.

  • @felineki
    @felineki 4 года назад +15

    I lost it at the "Grand Canyon was carved by lightning from Mars" bit. That's a whole new level right there.

    • @2ahdcat
      @2ahdcat Год назад +1

      And He SOMEHOW has over 1M subs...

  • @safnhuo
    @safnhuo 4 года назад +55

    Whenever I feel bad for having a lapse in judgement, say or do something stupid, or question my own sanity, I remember Jordan exists and that I never ended up like him. Then everything becomes alright again.

    • @tctheunbeliever
      @tctheunbeliever 4 года назад +4

      And at least you're not Brett Keane.

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 4 года назад +1

      @@tctheunbeliever Never forget that Keane actually outlived TJ on RUclips. In the end, the manatee won. How's that for a twist ending?

    • @danielchew8739
      @danielchew8739 4 года назад

      @@Arrakiz666 What are you talking about? TJ is still around.

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 4 года назад

      @@danielchew8739 Well, yeah, but his actual viewer-base and income from RUclips dwindled to incredibly low numbers.
      You know, as opposed to Keane, who hasn't had a RUclips presence for a while now.

  • @SerMattzio
    @SerMattzio 4 года назад +11

    Jordan: "Gravity doesn't exist because electromagnetism nonsense words."
    Also Jordan in this video: "Mars and Venus _gravitated_ too close to one another..."

    • @thedarknessthatcomesbefore4279
      @thedarknessthatcomesbefore4279 3 года назад +2

      I noticed that one too 🤣

    • @CirianAlani
      @CirianAlani 3 года назад +2

      @@thedarknessthatcomesbefore4279 Inconsistent *and* stupid; Jordan's just the gift that keeps on taking, innt he?

  • @h0lx
    @h0lx 4 года назад +33

    "The universe has no obligation to make sense to monkies like us" - very well said!

  • @MrJonsonville5
    @MrJonsonville5 4 года назад +66

    Of course Jordan is one of those people who says "nucular" instead of "nuclear."

    • @DominikMarczuk
      @DominikMarczuk 4 года назад +6

      Looking for this specific comment. I'm surprised Martymer chose not to poke fun at this.

    • @adamwilder2943
      @adamwilder2943 4 года назад +4

      " nucular" ? What is that; a new name for an exoplanet? 🤪🤣

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 4 года назад +5

      He clearly completed his studies under Professor Simpson at the Springfield Nukular Plant.

    • @robinsonrom
      @robinsonrom 4 года назад +4

      It is nucular, the Q is silent.

    • @cerberaodollam
      @cerberaodollam 4 года назад

      What the heck kind of writing is that?

  • @jglaser100
    @jglaser100 4 года назад +65

    Of course the Grand Canyon wasn’t formed by lightning strikes, everyone knows that Paul Bunyan made it when he accidentally dragged his axe behind him.
    ;)

    • @elcarpe9186
      @elcarpe9186 4 года назад +4

      How close does this monkey think Mars is...? lightning from mars?!?!?! how much energy would that require? I have too many questions... I hate it when irrationality is shoved into my logical brain... too... many... questions... errraaggghhgrg (passes out from anxiety)

    • @Cretaal
      @Cretaal 4 года назад +4

      Thor Bunyan did it
      All hail Thor Bunyan

    • @elcarpe9186
      @elcarpe9186 4 года назад +7

      @MosesBad How many creationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb...?
      47 - 1 to deny the science behind electricity, 3 to explain why there was no glass before the flood, 6 to misquote the bible verse that talks about the creation of light. and the rest to say the light is still working because when it went out "you weren't there"

  • @GKuriboh
    @GKuriboh 4 года назад +64

    Niburu exists! You summon it when your opponent makes 5 summons in 1 turn in Yu-Gi-Oh!

    • @vallisdaemonumofficial
      @vallisdaemonumofficial 4 года назад +1

      🤔

    • @someguy4405
      @someguy4405 4 года назад +4

      Fragged Mind
      The Egyptians were also magic spirit gods capable of astral projection and sending people to other dimensions.
      Until GX. Then all that shit gets thrown out the window.

    • @timhocking529
      @timhocking529 4 года назад

      Activate them trap cards

    • @TreespeakerOfTheLand
      @TreespeakerOfTheLand 4 года назад +4

      Season 4 has Atlanteans playing a trading card game against an Egyptian Pharaoh in the early 2000s CE, in order to capture said Pharaoh's soul and summon a monster called Leviathan in order to restore the world of 10,000 years ago. I am midway (?) through this season and I just realised how ridiculous this anime is. I love it :')

    • @adamwilder2943
      @adamwilder2943 4 года назад

      I literally had to laugh..

  • @Dragoderian
    @Dragoderian 4 года назад +31

    Did you know that he is also obsessed with Emma Watson and believes that she is the Christ Sofia (Female Jesus)? And that he has had astrally projected conversations with her?

    • @ericpode6095
      @ericpode6095 4 года назад +11

      "Conversations". Are we sure there weren't any Anhks involved?

    • @sabrinakrisb4672
      @sabrinakrisb4672 4 года назад +8

      I don't even know what I'm supposed to do with that information. It's insanity.

    • @MPHJackson7
      @MPHJackson7 4 года назад +2

      For real? Did he say it in a video?

    • @fordid42
      @fordid42 4 года назад +3

      @@MPHJackson7 Yes. Yes, he did.

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 4 года назад +6

      Weak, real harry potter fans talk to severus snape in the astral plane

  • @SmashedHatProject
    @SmashedHatProject 4 года назад +31

    surely the powerplant at the centre of the galaxy that powers all the stars is solar powered, right? :P

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 4 года назад +3

      Obviously it's a giant merkabah.

    • @brennanherring9059
      @brennanherring9059 4 года назад +2

      Nope. Geothermal.

    • @jmondine1
      @jmondine1 2 года назад

      It's powered by millions of giant celestial hamster wheels. And don't call me Shirley.

    • @greatape8019
      @greatape8019 Год назад

      ​@@vylbird8014every time i see a merkabah depicted, i have to think of wdplass.

  • @InaneDragon
    @InaneDragon 4 года назад +62

    As an electrical engineer, I'm so glad you're suffering through this, rather than me. Having a ~2 hour livestream talking to a EU proponent was bad enough.

    • @AnaseSkyrider
      @AnaseSkyrider 4 года назад +10

      I just want Jordan to go away at this point. This shit is ridiculous.

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 4 года назад +9

      God the amount of things shortened to EU gets really confusing.

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 4 года назад +9

      @Cosmic Landscape Most woo/conspiracy enthusiast WANT those things (natural forces / physical effects) to be "magical". Cause that leaves SO much space for hidden supernatural beings and cosmic wars and whatever else the silly little heart desires...

    • @mattroxursoul
      @mattroxursoul 4 года назад +3

      When you say EU i think of the European Union, but I know that can't be what you mean. It has to be something incredibly dumb that I don't know about. With some luck for me I will remain ignorant for as long as possible.

    • @InaneDragon
      @InaneDragon 4 года назад +6

      @@mattroxursoul "Electric Universe" - the subject of this video.

  • @soulsquest
    @soulsquest 4 года назад +7

    This has been one really long and weird anti-drug PSA

  • @imnotirish3221
    @imnotirish3221 4 года назад +15

    I laughed out loud at his explanation for the formation of the Grand Canyon. I feel your frustration with the woo crowd. Once I tried to explain to one of them why chlorine in tap water is a good thing, not part of a government conspiracy to kill her. I had to give up.

    • @Slokiler123
      @Slokiler123 4 года назад +1

      I started at his explanation how we dont know how gravity and weatherstorms work

    • @magellanicraincloud
      @magellanicraincloud 4 года назад +3

      I once tried to teach a flat earther that fluoride isn't the same as fluorine and that things that are bad for you in high concentrations can be good for you in low concentrations.
      I had to stop when he said that MSDS sheets are a government conspiracy to convince the public that "chemicals" are safe.

    • @greatape8019
      @greatape8019 Год назад +1

      ​@@magellanicraincloudwait until he finds out he is made of chemicals

  • @KarbineKyle
    @KarbineKyle 4 года назад +20

    This channel is _highly_ underrated! It gets my seal of approval! Martymer, you do an _excellent_ job at explaining why pseudoscience _doesn't_ work! I love the mathematics you put up too! It's consistent with reality, and it especially helps if you understand it! I _love_ science, and it _is_ hard, however that is what makes it challenging, and worth the effort to learn! It pays off, and it works! Jordan is absolutely maddening! Thank you, Martymer! 👍

  • @someguy4405
    @someguy4405 4 года назад +14

    Martymer is like the classic movie released a decade ago of RUclips channels. I’ve been watching this dude for six years and he’s still going. He’s like the Nostalgia Critic’s more mature brother with somehow more staying power.

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 4 года назад +88

    Oh GOD the electric universe. I’ve seen it used as the all purpose argument filler by geocentric and flatties

    • @guytheincognito4186
      @guytheincognito4186 4 года назад +15

      Yes, it's a perfect example of the definition of an pseudo science. It has literaly zero backing in any science, not even within the very field of magnetism.
      It makes sense such a pile of intellectual Dung would attract all the mentaly starved shit loving beetle brains over the Internet and RUclips. Lol. 🤣👍

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 4 года назад +2

      Poor electric universians don't deserve to be grouped in with flatcentrics.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 4 года назад +9

      @@diegodankquixote-wry3242 Why not ? They are very similar in that they deny reality in an attempt to push their narrative that they attempt to pass as a «model».

    • @Mazaroth
      @Mazaroth 4 года назад +3

      I was happy with the ignorance of not knowing what EU theory was, now i just feel more empty inside.

    • @ultrademigod
      @ultrademigod 4 года назад +5

      @@Kualinar True, but they're mostly of the "I like this idea, because it makes sense to me" kind of wrong, and not the "all the world governments and scientists are hiding a huge landmass at the south pole and the moon is a projection" kind of wrong.

  • @a-blivvy-yus
    @a-blivvy-yus 4 года назад +15

    I feel like there needs to be a grumpy cat meme responding to Jordan:
    "So do you prefer Sitchin's theory of the Electric Universe theory?"
    "No."

  • @Milkbutter
    @Milkbutter 4 года назад +3

    The "lightning canyon" thing gave me flashbacks to Hovind/VemomFang's "water created the Grand Canyon" idea.

  • @Beer_Dad1975
    @Beer_Dad1975 4 года назад +27

    I remember reading "The Big Bang Never Happened" back in the 90's when I was a teenager and being very convinced by what was then called "Plasma cosmology" which sounds a bit like this "Electric Universe" thing. Then I learned how to rationally analyze arguments, and realised that Eric Learner was in fact simply presenting all manner of fallacious arguments and flimsy "evidence".

    • @tctheunbeliever
      @tctheunbeliever 4 года назад +3

      I could say the same about myself and Graham Hancock's ideas. Youth is a magical time.

    • @godlessrecovery8880
      @godlessrecovery8880 4 года назад +3

      Eric Lerner, the Deepak Chopra before Deepak Chopra was a thing.

    • @Martymer81
      @Martymer81  4 года назад +13

      Plasma cosmology is outdated but legit science (it just didn't pan out). Electric universe is a pseudoscientific extension of plasma cosmology. Even those who still support PC laugh at it.

    • @davidh.4944
      @davidh.4944 4 года назад +1

      @Matthew Sharpe: My experience was almost identical to yours. It is a rather convincing book, if you're not experienced in recognizing the warning signs of pseudoscience.

    • @Beer_Dad1975
      @Beer_Dad1975 4 года назад +2

      @@godlessrecovery8880 He's no Deepak Chopra, Learner manages to present his argument without resorting to meaningless word salad. That didn't make it any more accurate though, but it is at least something you can read an analyze, whereas Chopra's rantings are just nonsense.

  • @andyrihn1
    @andyrihn1 4 года назад +34

    When even a young earth creationist is more right than you about the Grand Canyon, you’re in trouble

  • @grejsancoprative
    @grejsancoprative 4 года назад +18

    Funny how I had all of the WDPLaSS running for today, only to have you finally update that list with a new video.

  • @ivsciguy
    @ivsciguy 4 года назад +82

    Jordan recently posted a video talking about Emma Watson being the female versiono of Jesus. Not joking.

    • @thecentralscrutinizer
      @thecentralscrutinizer 4 года назад +37

      Well I'd like to nail her.🤣🤣

    • @chaosvii
      @chaosvii 4 года назад +8

      She’s obviously going to be in the sequel to the Gospels, just like Kanye West.

    • @tctheunbeliever
      @tctheunbeliever 4 года назад +16

      Saw a video by Hannah and Jake about that.

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 4 года назад +2

      It's more like she's his spirit animal.

    • @absinthefandubs9130
      @absinthefandubs9130 4 года назад +10

      @@thecentralscrutinizer It's one thing to drool after a celebrity, THAT is what we all do.
      It's an entirely different thing to record a creepy 30 minute video with Chris-Chan-esque fetishization of someone who just wants to shoot movies and do some activism. Either way Jordan is proof that nofap is a mistake.

  • @adolfo777nica
    @adolfo777nica 4 года назад +4

    Yes more videos!

  • @pjf674
    @pjf674 4 года назад +12

    Jordan's videos sound like the cutscenes in Halo that everyone skips.

    • @pjf674
      @pjf674 4 года назад +1

      @@WetDogSquad Jordan ought to take a lesson from Halo and sexy-ify his blue avatar character.

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 4 года назад +2

      This is offensive. I'm not even a fan, and I think it's unfair to compare those two. Halo is far more historically and scientifically accurate than anything I've seen from Spirit Science.

  • @TheLavenderLady
    @TheLavenderLady 4 года назад +10

    For a moment, I thought that this booga-woo might lead into an electric ankh theory, but shortly realised that I was already a practitioner. Multiple times, daily.

  • @douglaslangley9251
    @douglaslangley9251 4 года назад

    Ive been waiting for an Electric Universe video! Also, fantastic to see you doing vids again Martymer!

  • @Rick_Sanchez_Jr.
    @Rick_Sanchez_Jr. 4 года назад +1

    Man, I love these vids so much

  • @klobiforpresident2254
    @klobiforpresident2254 4 года назад +69

    This popped up just as I was about to sleep. Are you doing this on purpose?

    • @Martymer81
      @Martymer81  4 года назад +33

      Hey, I'm supposed to be asleep too, but I set a deadline for tonight, and dammit, I made it! Now for a few hours of sleep.

    • @chaosvii
      @chaosvii 4 года назад +2

      Through the mysterious processes of time zones & heliocentric voltveave, I’m nowhere near the need for sleep.

    • @einsteingonzalez4336
      @einsteingonzalez4336 4 года назад

      No, he didn't. Hang on, if you're about to sleep, then are you somewhere in Europe or Russia?

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 4 года назад

      @@einsteingonzalez4336
      I'm in the same time zone as our favourite Swedish Spirit Science fan (how could Marty not be a fan after seeing comic Marty in Jordan's response episode?).

    • @russiane.lection-hacker2057
      @russiane.lection-hacker2057 4 года назад

      Simple solution: don't check your herd media messages before you go to sleep.

  • @kregorovillupo3625
    @kregorovillupo3625 4 года назад +2

    Great way to start the new year. Cheers and best wishes from Italy!

  • @Boethius4748
    @Boethius4748 4 года назад +1

    I literally jump for joy like a 5 year-old every single time I see you have a new video up. That wouldn't be so bad if I weren't in my 40s and at work.

  • @DJW1959Aus
    @DJW1959Aus 4 года назад +2

    Wallace Thornhill was awarded the 2010 "gold metal" by the psuedo-science academy: Telesio-Galilei Academy of Science With this:
    Quote: "He has devoted much of his life to the study of plasma and
    electricity in astronomy. Having posed the key question raised by
    the theory of recent planetary catastrophe - what is the true nature
    of gravity? - led to the formulation of the idea of the “Electric
    Universe”, for which this award is made." End Quote.
    Wallace read "Worlds in Collision" well before finishing high school. Wallace has a BSc(electronics) gained here at Melbourne University (1960-62) which means he did not go farther than first year physics electricity and magnetism. With electronics degree in hand he got employment with IBM, while with IBM he had contact with various Departments of ANU. He left IBM and gained employment with the Australian government in Canberra (Department of Foreign Affairs). How can you go wrong with such training?
    Wallace Thornhill and David Talbott met each other and Immanuel Velikovsky in Canada in 1974. This inspired them to come up with 'electric universe' A mix of thoughts by Velikovsky (colliding worlds), Thornhill (electricity) and Talbott (mythology).

  • @hyksos74
    @hyksos74 4 года назад +4

    I remember coming across the "Electric Sky" stuff (which I think is the same thing) some years ago. Looking at their model for stars it looked like you shouldn't see any star greater than the Chandrasekhar Limit as they would all collapse (I seem to remember that they had a bit of fusion in the outer reaches of the star as they had to have a way to generate heavy elements, but the core was cold with no fusion). It occurred to me at the time that they'd neglected to consider the Weak interaction. Maybe the bit I'd missed was that they didn't consider gravity to exist per se.

  • @BlakouttheMM
    @BlakouttheMM 4 года назад +2

    1:32 I love that you used the same picture Jordan did in the episode on Spirit Science regarding black holes, it's a clever touch.

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply 4 года назад +5

    02:19 _"It explains that the sun isn't actually a Nucular Fusion Reactor as we've believed for so long.."_
    Well, partly right. It's a Nuclear Fusion Reactor. I have no idea about it's extended family.

  • @GargamelGold
    @GargamelGold 4 года назад +3

    Martymer 81,
    I never thought that I would live to see the day when someone would, without joking and being completely serious, propose a more ridiculous "scientific" explanation for the Grand Canyon, than the Young Earth creationist "flood model"

  • @skepticfrommissouri1616
    @skepticfrommissouri1616 4 года назад

    HEYY I always look forward to your videos.

  • @mikkohernborg5291
    @mikkohernborg5291 4 года назад +10

    Hey, maybe Jordan would be interested in the 'Energy Enhancer' (or something like that) a guy I used to be remotely aquainted with was selling... It was some kind of magical combination of tape and aluminium foil that would increase efficiency in computer cables, blood flow and nerve transmissions, radio antennas etc (you get the drift - everything). That guy also believed hardcore in the Electric Universe model, water-fueled cars, that the CMBR was a Nasa conspiracy... And that he was very intelligent. He was not.
    He stopped talking to me after I burst out laughing and called bullshit when he was pitching his gadget/gizmo/doodad to some prospective customers. For a few months I haf been needling him about 'evidence' for his 'hypereficient engine' he was promising (and gathering investor money for); something about adding 'polarized' water to normal fuel, which he claimed he had been running in his personal truck engines for years. Of course he would not go patent it due to 'Big Oil' paranoia, and everything had to be very hush-hush and unspecific so no one could steal his ideas.
    My estimation was 50% con-job, 50% wishful self-deception... 100% Hilariously pathetic. Never forget humour when interacting with these kinds of people. AND NEVER GIVE THEM ANY MONEY. Unless you are Jordan, ofc. No force in the universe could prevent him from blowing wads (of cash, hopefully?) on anything that is related to woo-woo spirit crystal alternative science stuff.
    @Martymer 81

    • @someguy4405
      @someguy4405 4 года назад +2

      Mikko Hernborg
      Find me the one thing you can’t sell to Jordan.

    • @Blyndir
      @Blyndir 4 года назад +2

      @@someguy4405 The truth.

  • @alrikscyriel6208
    @alrikscyriel6208 4 года назад +9

    This is painful. It seems like spirit science just reads about a wooh idea and is convinced that same moment, without ever questioning it. In some sense he does the same thing you do. Wait don't get mad. I mean he just reads something and brings it to a different audience. The big difference is, you think about it. He doesn't.

  • @bobmcarthur5468
    @bobmcarthur5468 4 года назад

    It's been awhile. I had forgotten how much I like your incredulous expressions and demeanor. Thanks

  • @cygnustsp
    @cygnustsp 4 года назад +1

    Dude you're still doing this. Awesome.

  • @Katarn84
    @Katarn84 4 года назад +2

    It’s been a year I think I’m watching your videos of this woo peddler, but yesterday I saw one of his videos where he says he takes two cups of ahyawaska (no idea how to write it) every night and the pieces all came together.

  • @soriac2357
    @soriac2357 4 года назад +2

    Yesss, welcome back, Martymer81, we all missed you. And you are back courtesy of the everlasting Jordan stupid, no less. You take all the suffering and facepalms so us mere mortals don't have to. Thank you :-)

  • @tech34756
    @tech34756 4 года назад +6

    A thousand years from now, parents will tell stories of ‘The Patchman’, a strange mythical beast who roamed the world punishing naughty kids by taking them to his ‘Pyramid of Woo’ and teaching them his views of the Universe until they break.
    Then two thousand years from now another Jordan-esque person will make this part of some spirit science idea, treating it as fact.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 3 года назад

      That's better than what the Patchman's master did to their mothers and adult sisters in there...

  • @ghrey8282
    @ghrey8282 4 года назад

    He just duz'nt do da tink gud duz he...
    Glad your kids are feeling better, and happy new year!

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 4 года назад +2

    Another Jordan video?
    I’m gonna need more popcorn

  • @FullFledged2010
    @FullFledged2010 4 года назад +1

    He's back 🙌

  • @sensate2000
    @sensate2000 4 года назад +22

    Emma Watson isn't going to like how you're making fun of her boyfriend.

    • @noahgray543
      @noahgray543 4 года назад +1

      Chord Overstreet?
      I'm missing this joke somehow, because I dont see how or where he was mentioned.

    • @fordid42
      @fordid42 4 года назад +4

      @@noahgray543 Jortard put out two videos not too long ago about how he believes that Emma Watson is the reincarnated version of Jesus, the "Christ-Sofia" and that he speaks with her through astral projection in dreams.

    • @noahgray543
      @noahgray543 4 года назад +6

      @@fordid42 ...I mean, I get the dreaming of Emma Watson part, but everything else you said basically caused my my mind to shut down and crash.
      I... am not really certain how to respond except that it makes me find Jordan less funny and more sincerely creepy.

  • @dreadlindwyrm
    @dreadlindwyrm 4 года назад +2

    Good to see your discussion of patchboy's ideas is back on track.
    I'm amazed you can follow it well enough to make even this much sense of it, much less address any of it logically.
    And if his mind was any more "open", it'd fall out and lay there baking on the concrete.

    • @dexsolaris115
      @dexsolaris115 2 года назад

      That would be the world's smallest cut of meat cooking there on the sidewalk my friend

  • @Phsstpok
    @Phsstpok 4 года назад +1

    "What merit can that be?" - Enertainment, just pure entertainment. People like Jordan foster these ideas not because of the scientific value or potential, but for refurnishing the seemingly wonderless world with a new wow-factor.
    Or like Douglas Adams put it: "Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
    "
    Or Tim Minchin "Isn't this enough?
    Just this world? Just this beautiful, complex Wonderfully unfathomable, natural world? How does it so fail to hold our attention That we have to diminish it with the invention Of cheap, man-made myths and monsters?"
    No, for Jordan an others of its kin it isn't enough. They need more. They need the promise of more and even greater wonders to make the world and their life worthwhile it seems.

  • @24karatHAMSTER
    @24karatHAMSTER 4 года назад

    Thanks for the video hope your family is happy

  • @linguisticallyoversight8685
    @linguisticallyoversight8685 4 года назад +7

    I find the electric Universe model elegant in its Simplicity almost beautiful unfortunately it doesn't work

    • @garethdean6382
      @garethdean6382 4 года назад +4

      'The electric universe model is elegant, sensible and simple'
      'And it works?
      'It's elegant, sensible and simple.'

    • @manuell3505
      @manuell3505 4 года назад

      There is no electric universe model.

    • @manuell3505
      @manuell3505 4 года назад +1

      @Cosmic Landscape Same motivation as flat earth and chemtrails: uneducated people sick of having everything explained by others, therefor offending everything that has to do with learning and achievements. They don't know what they say and even care less. They just hate real knowledge and fear the intellectual separation it causes.

  • @stubilley7002
    @stubilley7002 4 года назад +1

    I was not ready for the Grand Canyon part. You really should have given a warning to get our oven mits.

  • @enormousderek
    @enormousderek 4 года назад

    Nice to see you Martymer.

  • @7thDayAdventures
    @7thDayAdventures 4 года назад +1

    Greatest series on RUclips!

  • @kertagin1
    @kertagin1 4 года назад +17

    who else is just here for the space jews

    • @Azurath100
      @Azurath100 4 года назад +2

      Instead of space jews, the grand canyon got carved by Martian planetary discharge.....

  • @Drudenfusz
    @Drudenfusz 4 года назад

    I used the like button on this video, not because I liked it, but because it works!

  • @tctheunbeliever
    @tctheunbeliever 4 года назад +2

    I just knew Tesla was gonna come up. People tend to go overboard with him.
    THE THUNDERBOLTS PROJECT!!! Sheesh.

  • @mrmarten9385
    @mrmarten9385 4 года назад

    Jordan probably could be a very competent sci-fi and fantasy writer. Also cheers for the new year.

  • @fogrepairshipakashi5834
    @fogrepairshipakashi5834 4 года назад +3

    I imagine Jordan would absolutely hate Dr.Stone.

  • @zombiephobe2230
    @zombiephobe2230 3 года назад +7

    Martymer: "Wait till you hear the stupid part."
    Me: " Wait...What? There is something more stupid?"

  • @jarod2833
    @jarod2833 4 года назад

    These videos allow me to get through my work day

  • @Jehannum2000
    @Jehannum2000 4 года назад +3

    "... as Mars and Venus _gravitated_ dangerously close to each other."

  • @Garthdon
    @Garthdon 4 года назад +6

    Funny how the Space Jews never mentioned a second star.

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 4 года назад +2

    Lighting bolts from mars sounds like a sick band name

  • @altareggo
    @altareggo 4 года назад

    I REALLY needed a good belly-laugh. THANKS MARTY!!!! Its good to know stuff like the Grand Canyon was probably not created by a lightning bolt from Mars, lol.

  • @robertfelton8374
    @robertfelton8374 4 года назад +1

    Sounds like a mixture of old science-fiction short story plots cobbled together.

  • @shanewilson7994
    @shanewilson7994 4 года назад +49

    I.... grand... canyon.... lighting.....
    Dafuq Jordan. Like, seriously, if you're going to get high and make cartoons, share.

    • @EarlFaulk
      @EarlFaulk 3 года назад

      Yeah his acid must make you trip balls, man

  • @generaljackripper666
    @generaljackripper666 4 года назад +1

    I haven't even started and I'm already laughing.

  • @hedgehog3180
    @hedgehog3180 4 года назад +3

    If this was true wouldn't gas giants spontaneously ignite whenever their orbit intersects with those power lines?

    • @markov9635
      @markov9635 4 года назад +1

      Power lines:intersect with all planets after mars.
      Half of the solar system:Goes Kaboom!!

  • @heyarno
    @heyarno 4 года назад +5

    Oh crap, it's all trying to fit young earth creationism.
    The denial of gravity, would match flat earthers or bible literalists though.
    So it's even contradicting woo flavours.

  • @NereidAlbel
    @NereidAlbel 4 года назад +3

    The face-protecting oven mitts just aren't enough for some things...

  • @bdpickett
    @bdpickett 4 года назад +1

    Congratulations, Jordan. You finally found an explanation for the existence of the Grand Canyon Dumber than VenomfangX's Noah's flood idea.

    • @Forest_Fifer
      @Forest_Fifer 4 года назад +4

      Nah, flat earth Aussie jesus wins the prize for that one. Nephilim giants dug out the Grand Canyon, used the rock to make the moon, filled it full of helium and let it float upwards.

    • @DickHolman
      @DickHolman 4 года назад +1

      @@Forest_Fifer You beat me!

  • @Cythil
    @Cythil 4 года назад +1

    I like the one that has most practical utility. Which means pretty much the current established theories that is taught in reputable school today that lets us build our machine, cure our illinesses and even reach the stars.

  • @youdontknowme8129
    @youdontknowme8129 4 года назад +3

    Actually the scariest stuff about the "spirit science" guy is that he has close to one million subscribers. And his very unhealthy obsession with Emma Watson.

  • @darksidegryphon5393
    @darksidegryphon5393 4 года назад +1

    He doesn't know what a short circuit is. I'm dying.

  • @Slokiler123
    @Slokiler123 4 года назад +12

    "Space jews?"
    XD hahahah

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 4 года назад +4

      Actually it's Jews from the FUTURE that came to our past in flying saucers shaped like a Star of David... so more "Jews from the Future... IN SPACE!" :D (if you haven't heard the whole story there is a big episode in Martymer81s back catalog about "history of humanity" as Jordan/Spirit Science saw it three or four years ago... everybody should watch that!

    • @Slokiler123
      @Slokiler123 4 года назад +1

      Oh i know i used to be in new age movement back in 2012... i know all about this haha :D

  • @1squeamishneophyte
    @1squeamishneophyte 3 года назад +2

    When I say lightning bolts from Mars formed the Grand Canyon in about 5 minutes, I get laughed at. I get laughed at. I get laughed at.

  • @chasmflaps9058
    @chasmflaps9058 4 года назад

    looking forward to future vids

  • @TheFlow2006
    @TheFlow2006 4 года назад

    i really lost it as he said the grand canyon story 🤣

  • @VCXZ883
    @VCXZ883 4 года назад

    Oh good god, "the Grand Canyon was carved by lightning bolts from Mars" had me dying of laughter.

  • @v.sandrone4268
    @v.sandrone4268 4 года назад +4

    The point of pure science is to expand understanding and get closer to the "truth" of reality.
    Its purpose is not to be useful, that is an unintended side effect unless it is part of commercial R&D then its purpose is to make money or what whatever the purpose is intended by the financiers.
    The purpose of engineering is to be useful. It takes scientific knowledge and develop outcomes useful to people.

  • @sunyavadin
    @sunyavadin 4 года назад +6

    "If you open your mind far enough.....your brain falls out"

  • @andyfrostman76
    @andyfrostman76 4 года назад +2

    “The universe is under no obligation to make sense to stupid monkeys like us”
    Can you please make this a bumper sticker?

  • @altareggo
    @altareggo 4 года назад +1

    This is HILARIOUS!!!! I think she has a short circut or two.....

  • @BigDumbMedia
    @BigDumbMedia 4 года назад

    I love this series. Thank you martymer

  • @pirsquar58
    @pirsquar58 4 года назад +10

    13:21 We know Phoebe was captured, where else would we get our Protomolecules from?

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 4 года назад +1

      Probably her sister, Ursula, who'll do anything if you pay her enough (and she can slap Phoebe's name on it so she doesn't have to take responsibility for it)

  • @judofright4206
    @judofright4206 4 года назад

    wow your still making these? awsome!

  • @cougar02000
    @cougar02000 4 года назад +7

    The electric universe, someone should tell Jordan that so called theory is a shocking Idea!

    • @adamwilder2943
      @adamwilder2943 4 года назад

      Does that require a regular filament lightbulb, CFL, or LED lightbulb..🤣🤪

  • @lautz73
    @lautz73 4 года назад +11

    "An open mind and open heart" and severe brain damage

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 4 года назад +1

      Well if your brain (and presumably skull) has been torn open brain damage is hard to avoid.

  • @beach81959
    @beach81959 4 года назад +3

    Jordan? Aaaaaaaa, I've got wasps in my brain!!!

  • @UKMonkey
    @UKMonkey 4 года назад +5

    Ohh god this series cracks me up

  • @Revanbzn
    @Revanbzn 4 года назад +4

    Good thing I waited he does talk about nibiru

  • @warmachineuk
    @warmachineuk 4 года назад +3

    I think Jordan is trying to eliminate conflict by merging intellectual frameworks so enough people like the result. Hence the claim of scientific credibility, claimed parallels with multiple mythologies, and ignoring contradictions. If so, I think he's pathetic.

    • @godlessrecovery8880
      @godlessrecovery8880 4 года назад +1

      I think he's just taken his experiences on psychedellics way too literally. I mean, it's why he calls Emma Watson Jesus Christ... so... helluva drug, helluva drug.

  • @Angel_Kittichik
    @Angel_Kittichik 4 года назад +1

    Jordan saying that the Grand Canyon was carved by lightening from Mars, with 100% conviction, genuinely made me laugh.

  • @chillyshotorbitus5152
    @chillyshotorbitus5152 4 года назад

    Great movie showing as well great theathral talent ! (best part from 16:30 but i had huge laugh all time :D)

  • @iosefka7774
    @iosefka7774 4 года назад +1

    Love your videos, babe. Was missing them.

  • @TheNinthGenerarion
    @TheNinthGenerarion 4 года назад

    Another idea for the rotation of Venus is similar to Uranus, the atmosphere of the planets isn’t uniform and is very thick and heavy, allowing for the sun’s gravity to pull on it differently, thus then caused both of them to rotate to their current axis of roughly 90 degrees for Uranus and 180 degrees for Venus