US Presidents rank Jurassic Park Movies | Tier List (Jurassic World Evolution 2)
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- Опубликовано: 1 авг 2023
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Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and Barack Obama review all the Jurassic Park movies. The president's are joined by guest stars Jeff Goldblum and Richard Attenborough for their portrayal of Dr Ian Malcolm and John Hammond in the Jurassic Park and lost world movies.
While the president's rank Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park the lost world, and Jurassic Park 3, the president's and these two legendary Jurassic Park characters watch all the dinosaurs that made this trilogy great. The president's play Jurassic world evolution 2 to view their favorite dinosaurs from the movies like T Rex and Spinosaurus.
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I just love these videos. They feel balanced. You're not ganging up on one character, Trump, and making him look like a complete idiot compared to the other characters. You're also not afraid to make controversial jokes, like Biden's pedophilic tendencies.
Thank you so much! I really appreciate it. It’s viewers like you that keep me going!
Agree. I like Trump better when rather than just being a complete dumbass, he's somewhat intelligent, but let's his massive ego get in the way.
Funny how you praise him for not being biased then go on and praise him for having a bias 😂
@kiwi7090
It's not a bias. Bias in these types of videos is having a character be the but of every single joke and every other character gang up on them.
@@kiwi7090everyone has a bias but I try to keep it fair between the two sides. Nobody is safe from the memes.
A Jurassic Park survival horror game would be immediate s tier. Dino Crisis showed it could work.
That’s what the people want!
@@AIPresidentchats What are you planning on next ranking a game series, ranking lunches or ranking board games like chess and the likea
@@dlarenceparks2211I am actually making my own board game that is similar to risk and I’m thinking of doing a series with the presidents as a way to showcase it.
I would be so down to do that board game tier list or some MTG content very soon.
@@AIPresidentchats oh that's interesting you been cooking recently so I can't wait to see what you do with it
Watching the presidents get angry in a game of chess or uno would be so very funny
I'm in
Equating the Jurassic park 3 kid to “life finds a way” was genius. Always thought it was unrealistic and dumb that the kid was a navy seal out of nowhere but if it goes along with that theme I’m all for it
Story would've been better if Eric Kirby had died on the island at some point before they got there.
But actually he wasnt. He says he found the truck and lived in it. When grant shows up hes basically used all the water and food. He also had t rex pee. Which grant questions to which he says you dont want to know how i got it. But based on lore you can deduce he stood still and the t rex never saw him and it peed on him or he scooped it out of a puddle or something. His parents also say multiple times hes a smart boy. We are also not told how knowledgable he actually is.
@@johnblackrose him surviving isn’t that unreal but him saving grant was a joke.
You're the AI Presidents channel I come to if I want insightful, fun, and well-written conversations about the topics being discussed, definitely one of my favorites.
Yeah!! It's a really good use of ai voices, it has effort and soul!
Sounds like he just bounced around the most common opinions while adding some line every now and then to pretend like it's the presidents having the debate.
Probably the most generic script/takes. The presidents barely disagree for most of the video and it feels like just one rant being split by the three voices.
@@neo-filthyfrank1347 But it's not meant to be a debate.
@@kade-qt1zu It's naturally more interesting if they don't just repeat the same opinions all the time and agree with each other.
Dude you gotta do the books. The way the juvenile Trex has his "play time" with the lawyer was sooooo intense. It was a crime to just have him die on the toilet as a comedic break. Not to mention the endings are so different between movies and novels. Lost world had me absolutely floored. I was reading that book so fast the pages almost caught flame. The absolute savagery in which the raptors held authority in their packs, the little details that make the animals seem like animals balanced well with their efficiency as predators.
Had the films been 100% truthful to the novels, they wouldn't have just been R rated, but likely NC-17. Great books, but absolutely gruesome ways to die.
and like the diloposaurus scene in the novel of jurassic park was horrifying thatd be interesting to see them react to
When you start considering how Ingen was trying to find military applications for their creations, the hyper aggressive Spinosaurus , and the motivations behind it's shady origins get a lot more fun to really consider.
It isn't fun to consider at all, JP has too many flaws. Best to abandon it and make your own stuff up.
but it's never evoked in the movies so we can't really take it as canon.
@@valentinlageot4101 If I remember right, there's an exchange between Dr. Grant and Billy where they talk about how The Spinosaurus wasn't on the official list of dinosaurs that Ingen admitted to cloning, and they wonder what else they've been getting up too.
Then you look at Jurassic World and see how Dr. Wu has been pushing the boundaries of what he can make, and the Military applications they can have. The Indominus Rex and The Indoraptor, along with the Atrociraptors that followed seemed to all be made with military function in mind.
It's really not canon at all, and I'm not saying it is, but I find it fun to wonder if Dr. Wu and Ingen were already starting to try their hand at designing dinosaurs that could fill the role the Indominus would later take up. It could also explain why the Spinosaurus looks so different from what our modern interpretation of it would be, if it's design was less about authenticity and more about effectiveness. That, and the near single-mindedness it uses to hunt down Grant and his group, along with the focus it showed on hunting down Rexes, made me think that maybe it's heightened aggression was made to be there by design.
Mostly just considering theories at the end of the day.
it can be fun but if you aren't going to explain it to your spectator you shouldn't include something that is a kind of plot hole @@angrontheredangel3908
I love how they talked about the T-Rex escape, WHILE Joe's Rex escaped. And they ignored it.
The Jurassic World tier list is gonna be one hell of a ride.
All F tier obviously
@tanglemangle3091 No way. Garbage CGI, garbage "themes", garbage dinosaur design, trained raptors is idiotic, indominus plot point was idiotic, took no risks, horrible characters, had to insert unfunny humor every second, way too fan servicey, etc.
@@neo-filthyfrank1347 So I presume the show is also F-Tier?
I kind of want to see one of these guys (preferably Biden) defend Fallen Kingdom as being a better version of TLWJP though. There are massive plot similarities between the two, and there are least three differing perspectives in each video.
@@kade-qt1zu Haven't watched it, but that would be my prediction.
Looking at the backstory of the spinosaurus from Jurassic park 3 it’s actually very tragic. The poor thing was abused and it’s mental state was ruined because some selfish bastards wanted something as a military weapon like a twisted guard dog.
No wonder the thing was so damn aggressive when all its known most of its life is being hurt and abused by others.
The saddest thing is because of that aggressive nature caused by a damaged mental state there really wouldn’t have been any choice other then to put it down if it was still alive.
source: random stuff I made up
@@neo-filthyfrank1347 the Spino was bread by Ingen to be a weapon. Plus it was abused most of its life. It’s in the office lore but the rest is theoretical since abused animals do tend to be very aggressive towards others.
@@neo-filthyfrank1347 Also is it stated the spino from the film is dead. The crew that made jurassic world confirmed it. They even had a list for which specimens were still alive and which were dead.
@@TheSandwhichman108 Yeah no lmao. This is a very common problem children have when they get interested in various stories. They start obsessing over what's "canon" and treat it like it's the word of god.
But obsessing over "canon" is really, really stupid ESPECIALLY when you're talking about crap made up by people who don't care 15 years after the original story who are completely different than the people who first made it.
Basically the whole idea of "canon" is worthless and represents an important crossroads for creative development.
Dumb people worship canon and take it super seriously, and smart people ignore it and actually look at the stories based on who made them, what's implied about them, and what actually makes the most sense and what makes the better story.
@@neo-filthyfrank1347I don't see anyone asking. Go touch grass. Get some bitches. Shut the Fuck up.
Seems Jurassic Park 3 didn’t do too much damage to Joe Johnston’s directing career. He went on to direct Captain America: The First Avenger in 2011.
You know the fun fact about that movie. In general, when it came to the animatronics, the Spinosaurus animatronic was so big and powerful. It was able to break the hydraulic system off the T-Rex because of how strong the hydraulics were on the spino Insanity
Finally, Lost World gets the respect it deserves.
Which is barely any tbh.
@@troythedeconstructionist1382well thats a fucking lie
I will admit
the lost world : jurassic Park does have some flaws that could have been fixed
But I still love that movie nevertheless
And while jp3 looks cool with the new raptor tribe/clan i think it's a bit of a downgrade compared to the other two especially the inaccuracy of the fight between a T-Rex and a Spinosaurus
like Obama said the T-Rex's bite force would have been so strong that the bones of the spino would have been pulverized on that first bite despite the spino have what looks like scaly armor on the back of its neck
As a dinosaur enthusiast, I highly approve of this video.
I can explain the dream and other certain things.
The dream represents fear for Dr. Gram, he's been through the nightmare already so it would manifest itself in his dream when he had to go back.
Also Ms. Kirby would act like any mother despite being ignorant of the danger plus they were warning her.
Also it did get hit by the plane as a splash of blood could be seen so they did damage it.
Now everything else I can't explain but those were my takes.
This video is incredibly detailed over the first three movies. I love these movies and you have given them a truly great judgement each so far amazing
JP and TLW are too high, JP/// too low. No JP movie is anywhere close to a masterpiece.
Such fun and thought provoking discussion! Glad that theyre actual friends
I look forward to the next three movies being added to this tier list. I especially liked the addition of Jeff and Richard.
Fantastic video! Having some background ambience, the updated pictures of Presidents (that honestly you can get as wonky as you want with), the superb writing from the guests... all amazing, continue the great work!
Thank you so much!
The way I always think of it is "In Jurassic Park, experts are out of their depth and use their knowledge and grit to survive. In the Lost World Jurassic Park, supposed experts make stupid decisions that kill themselves and others, and in Jurassic Park III laypeople are out of their depth and find their strength by the end." Why did Ian's girlfriend continue to wear the T Rex blood stained jacket, knowing full well the Buck and Doe would find them because of that? The same reason she kidnapped the thing in the first place, abject stupidity. I compare that to the Kirbys running and screaming from the T Rex when Grant tells them not to move a muscle. They're normal people, falling back on basic instincts. It elevates the plot and threat level because Grant now not only has to survive but keep morons alive. And for another thing, by the end of The Lost World, most of the important surviving characters disappear from thr story. Meanwhile, by the end of JPIII, each Kirby as well as Grant have completed a character arc and made a major victory (even Billy actually if you count returning the hat and being forgiven as a satisfying ending). The kid became king of the island essentially, playing into "life finds a way" as Goldblum pointed out, his timid father manages to fight off the Spinosaurus, his mother wins against the velociraptors (this one is the hardest to justify probably because of the rewrites, but I can see the intent), and Grant has learned to ask people for help. I'd argue that breaking up Alan and Ellie was necessary, because it shows that he still has learned to like kids that aren't his, while setting up his arc for thr movie: that he has closed himself off and needs to open up to Ellie. If she were his wife, that entire arc wouldn't work. As for why the Spino kept following them, you guys said it yourself, it got shot and a plane crashed into it. It was hurt and wanted revenge. It could always go back to its Rex kill or the Cerato hovering by its feces if it wanted a meal.
Technically I would argue that the Spino vs Rex fight is better than all of the World trilogy final fights, if for no other reason than because dinosaurs cannot sustain as much damage as giant monsters so a brief skirmish with both dinos using their best movies until one dies is how it would have gone in real life. And that's why I can see why they had the rex bite the spino even if it aged poorly; it was to communicate that the Spino was better because it was tanking the Rex's finishing move.
As a Jurassic park fan I approve of this phenomenal video
As an Advent fan of dinosaurs in general I second this approval
Opinions were way too mainstream, safe, and dumb
So many combinations of things I love. My favorite franchise, people being stupid around bison at Yellowstone and the presidents having shenanigans with the cast 😂
You guys should do a walking with series episode tier list. I say individual episodes cause just making a tier list with just the shows in general wouldn’t really be much of a list.
This video deserves more views than it has. I need to share this everywhere as the quality is just as amazing as your other videos. Once again you've made my day and make me wanna watch jurassic park. Cant really think of any recommendations for tier lists besides transformers since you clearly know what you're doing!
I appreciate it! I’m not too worried about views as long as you enjoy!
If you do a war movies tier list like mentioned in the video Hacksaw Ridge better be on there and placed in S tier
Glad that someone finally got around to making an AI President Tier Lists video dedicated to my all-time favourite franchise, even better that it was this channel in particular.
AI Goldblum just Goldblum irl???
One more idea: A non-avian dinosaur tier list where the Presidents rank their favorite species.
- Damn this was good. not just the AI voices but the thought you put into the arguments they all made. Good work man, for sure subscribing :)
I appreciate you!
God your videos are so amazing the vibes feels so good
I really wish we could have had a prequel show about Site B, a sort of slow build to the park collapsing and then Site B being abandoned showing plot points like the Spino's Torture, the Raptors killing the Spino's mate as a nod to the alternate ending of JP3, and where the Carnos were, leading to their escape and plenty of old-school JP scares and themes
Btw, its nice to hear that at least someone still remember goated Dinocrysis dilogy. Yes, dilogy, little railway shooter for ps2 doesnt count. And there was nothing else.
This is my fav video you ever made. great job.
Oh this one was good. Fantastic job as always
Man I am looking forward to the next tierlist, be it fishing or hunting or whatever. These videos are pretty great!
As a fan of this channel and with the Jurassic franchise being one of my five favorites, I'm beyond hyped for this video.
"The Hannibal Lecter of dinosaurs" got me real good
Top notch video as always
Loved this video Can’t for part two and maybe another one with the show (but where is part 4 of the Star Wars tier list Disney shows and Solo?)
This was such a great video. The way everyone talked in this felt like a genuine conversation. Can’t wait to see them talk about the JW trilogy.
The Spinosaurus is my favorite dinosaur in the franchise. Though JP3 isnt the strongest entry in the series, its still a lot of fun to watch.
Love these videos!
Commenting again, you should do a dinosaur games tierlist, festuring games like The Isle, Beasts of Bermuda, Path of Titans, Jurassic World Evolution/Evo2, JPOG, Paleo Pines and more
I saw Jurassic Park when I was three I still absolutely love it also the book dove into the morality of genetic modification and capitalism more than the movie sadly there’s only 2 books also in the book genaro is a raptor slaying gigachad who makes it off the island you guys should talk about the books
JP novel is A tier
JP and JP/// are B tier
TLW novel is C tier
TLW is D tier
everything from JW is F tier
I actually thought about suggesting a Jurassic Park/World tier list video, but you already done it.
Can’t wait for the Jurassic World tier list 😭
Yeah I can’t wait for part 2 of this
We need a part 2 of this please
Always love this videos. You still happen to have that UFC draft idea in mind? I'd love to see that as well
Nice vid as always
Man I listen to these when I sleep, this channel is my new lofi
LETS GOOOOO!!!! Fire vid reminds me of the avp tier list
The GOAT of AI president videos has dropped another banger
Hell yeah the presidents with Jurassic park ❤
Jurassic Park 3 is hot garbage, but Jurassic World Dominion makes it look like a masterpiece. I'd be interested in seeing a Jurassic world tier list as I believe the trilogy varies in quality.
Watch your nasty mouth jp3 is the 2nd best movie in the franchise
I will say I absolutely adore your videos but you need to make a sequel to the LOTR video man I loved that. The Fishing ones were also god tier man.
I do believe that AI-Bloom is scary close to the real Goldblum
When you realize AI voices need some serious dialogue to work, AI Goldblum and the special guest star are pretty amazing.
Very good we want a part 2
Let’s go!!!! I miss this channel
dude this vid is so relaxed
Make more please, thank you.
I would listen to a video of them talking dinos alone lol. You should have them rank dino species
Will do!
I actually would've liked to see a Jurassic World tier list.
Awesome video. Jurassic Park 1. 2. 3. And world mine favorite
Oh and for the war movie tierlist, PLEASE rank hacksaw ridge, Desmond was one of if not the ONLY soldier in ww2 that fought with out any weapons at all, not a single kill to his name thanks to his faith
Nice video please do a video on the novels
Joe your right. When I was a kid jurassic 3 was my favorite out of the three. Spino was badass but to be fair I would have put it in high B
Taking such issue with the spinosauras when we had little to no information at the time on it but not taking issue with the raptors being 6 foot tall when velociraptors were like the size of chickens is freaking wild.
The difference is, there are Raptors that get as big or bigger than the Raptors in JP. its wild to me that they would show something we don't even know how to depict accurately and make it the top dog at the same time.
@@AIPresidentchatsNot velociraptors. Utah raptor, deinonychus, etc got to that size sure but never velociraptors. Apparently the terminology consensus wasn't great yet, and velociraptor was briefly used as the umbrella term instead of dromaeosaurid. Or I've also heard that it was literally just a mistake with someone confusing deinonychus or Utah raptor with velociraptor. But at the end of the day, the velociraptors in these movies are as inaccurate to the historical velociraptor as JPIII Spino is to real Spinosaurus Aegypticus. And unlike the Spino, which they've been too scared to bring back in the mainline movies, they have had several opportunities from JPIII onwards to show Grant or Chris Pratt reclassifying the raptors on the island as deinonychus.
We can agree when we get there that Baryonyx was done most dirty, literally removing its most significant attribute though, right?
@@josephgibson5902 In general, most Jurassic World designs are genuinely awful as f**k. The Sinoceratops is by far the worst for a very big reason.
@@kade-qt1zu can you elaborate? I probably agree with you. It's just what little research I have done has been into the meat eaters
@@josephgibson5902 This may seem shocking at first, but hear me out. The Sinoceratops in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom was not originally conceptualized as a Sinoceratops. It was originally meant to represent a Pachycephalosaurus. One of the most iconic traits of Pachycephalosaurus is that rather then a nose horn, it possessed a massive boss (I think that's how it's spelled).
Fun fact about the T Rex vision. Men and woman process visual stimulation differently. We've all had an experience of your wife or mom telling you were the milk is in the fridge, looking there, and not seeing it. Then she walks up behind you pulls it out from right where you were looking, and it's like "Oh there it is!"
Woman are good at that, finding things, gathering, but they're terrible at perceiving moving objects. They've done studdies that show woman have just as difficult a time tracking moving objects, often not able to track speed or direction reliably. Men are hunters by nature and therefore have "movement based vision."
Now I know what you're thinking, all the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are female. Except for the frog DNA changing some of them to male, which accounts for the eggs Dr. Grant stumbles across. Life, um uh... Finds a way.
I just find it hilarious that a T Rex would literally miss the meal right in front of him like Guy who can't find the that damn milk. T Rex, smelling food right in front if his nose, "Welp I guess I'm going hungry then!" *Closes fridge.
Oh man after work I’ma watch this one!!!!❤❤❤
you better do monterverse films tier list next
Something people keep forgetting that in JP3, the only reason the main characters survived the last scene with the raptors was that Grant mimiced the raptor's call for help. And right when he did that you can hear the "help" in the distance. Like, it wasnt some super sweet moment where the raptors just spared the MC's out of kindness, it was pure pragmatism that the raptors thought reinforcements would come soon.
Thanks for tha video
Here's the thing about rexy,the other rexs like Buck and Junior have great eye sight,she just had cataracts and couldn't see too well,not a species thing,more of just a personal issue for her
Can the presidents play the Pikmin 4 Dandori Battle, or Pikmin 2/3 Bingo Battles? The amount of skill and randomness would make for a jolly good time.
Yes on Jurassic world tier list and a war movies tier list
So will the Star Wars Disney Series tier list be out soon?
Hey man when are you going to do a James Bond tier list😎😎😎😎 p.s love this video 💕💕💕💕💕💕
A dino games tier list would be great
Nobody going to mention that JP3 seemed to LOVE breaking necks as a means to kill?? Spino did TWICE and even the raptors did it once
When will you guys do part 2 ?
You do the best Obama voice in your videos
Best channel by far!
Ayo the fish tier lists are my favorite, you should a dinosaur species tier list and maybe a game animal tier list. I honestly would love to shake your hand
I appreciate you!
I fucking LOVE these videos.
you should make a compilation of your videos. it would be easy content and a lot of people would enjoy them (like me)
Could you make them make a tier list for Just dinosaurs?
Presidents can you do a Jurassic World tier list
this guy and prime radiance are the best writers for this type of content. its always even handed and very entertaining.
if i had a tv mounted to the wall in my room this video would be playing on repeat (my room is dinosaur themed)
I'm positive we are long lost cousins coming together through the power of AI President Chats, you're interests are near identical to mine lmao
Join the discord!
Joe really said "f**k them kids" 😂😂😂
Holy shit, Jeff Goldblum's speech patterns are absolutely perfect for AI!
Let’s go my favorite series!
Half way through this I forgot these were even AI voices
Make Jurassic era tier list for a video
The Dilophosaur spitting venom in the books came as a result of the DNA they used to bridge the gaps in the genome.
Goated series ❤
Now just for clarity, while T. rex does have a powerful bite that can crush bones, it's not an insta-kill move. The T. rex has to apply that pressure to get that bite in, but it wouldn't be able to if the prey was struggling, so it's possible that Spinosaurus didn't die from that initial bite because it was struggling so much that the T. rex couldn't apply that bone crushing pressure.
Yeah dumbasses think animals fights are like pokemon
While it theoretically could have survived. Nevertheless the rex got a pretty good bite on it so it at very least would have crushed it’s windpipe. If not crushed it’s vertebrae.
@@thedukeofchutney468 No it didn't lmao it would've needed an almost perfect grip to actually crunch bone, also what are you saying it bit it from the top its windpipe wasn't anywhere near
24:04 He is is actually based on Robert Baker, one of Jack Horner's "enemies"
Yeah, do Jurassic world tier list.
You should rank the dream works villains
Joe: why was the rex getting dethroned bad in jp3
Me: with everything we know about trex to this day and not alot has changed mind you the trex would had killed the spinosaurus the moment it neck was snagged in its jaws the first several seconds into the fight due to the rex overall bite force and the way the trex teeth were made to rip into flesh and crush bones
We had a spinosaurus skeleton in a museum in Munich, but was destroyed in bombing raids during WW2