@@christiaanprinsloo8951 no because if there’s one kilogram worth of steel and one kilogram worth of feathers they have the same weight but different masses it’s actually pretty simple
I think it's more the fact his best attempt he stripped the accent back a bit. Got confident and tried it in his full accent again only to fail miserably. I'm Scottish and I feel his pain, I can only say it in an English accent 😂😂
i’m weird in that i don’t have one, because i have like seven. i’m constantly switching between different ones and fucking combining mashing them all up and it’s just. not really any one thing ever.
@@grandmabiscuits Are you American? Most Texans and southerners talk with a "public" voice where they tense their throats up to mitigate the southern accent, but when they relax their entire face, tongue and throat they talk with a pretty damn strong southern accent.
It's the other way around, having those kind of headphones in makes you hear your own voice echo even more in your head, thus making it harder to speak because you hear your own voice echo more. Taking them out makes it easier to speak without your own voice distracting yourself. However, he still could barely say it.
If I ever win the lottery, I am sending a purple burglar alarm to every household in Scotland. They'll try to make it the talk of the town but they won't succeed!
@@rogerfurlong1535 You guys say aboot all the time. You just cant hear it lol. Americans exaggerate the Canadian way to say it but you guys still say it lmao.
That's just cruel, LMAO. You can perfectly appreciate the moment when the dissonance between his perception and his actual capabilities hits him in the face.
@@agentsenpaiii583 probably not, I don't think many would specify that the burglar was purple when reporting them until they're asked what they looked like.
The fact that he went in to that sentence so confidently and came out looking like he was told that a kilogramme of steel and a kilogramme of feathers were the same weight. Edit: There I fixed the sentence. I was making a joke about one of his skits and somehow you guys found a way to make a whole thesis argument about it.
'I bet Limmy felt so out-of-body when this happened and he started to really try and focus, wowzers. Closest thing to a RL Steel and Feathers bit, I reckon!' A comment from 4 days earlier than this
Every few months, I am recommended this video. I watch it over and over, then forget about it till the day the algorithm decides it's time for me to return.
I love how he just realizes he can’t say it as if he heard about how other Scots can’t say it, but just immediately assumed he could and never tested it until now. 💀💀
@@8thlvlMage I think for many dialects only the Scottish can understand them clearly. I got lucky in not being raised in Scotland so I don't have a thick accent but can a) understand them better and b) claim to be Scottish.
subtitles: n, the some scoish that cana see popul bo(d)gan alam popul boglala lam popul bo(d)glala lom *takes earphones out* popul borglar alam popul boglar ala- bodgulm- bodgulum- *puts on earphones* phophle bodglam-
@@Ching_Cheng_Hanji its prob bc we use a bit of lip reading in normal conversation, which is partly why it's harder to hear someone wearing a face mask
This was a realization for him, the more he said it, the more he realized how true it was, while simultaneously figuring out just how scots sound to the rest of the world. Lol, what a journey.
As a Scot this was my exact same reaction when someone (English person) years ago betted me I couldn’t say “Purple Burglar Alarm”. I thought they were crazy then this same look of horror came over my my face when I realized I couldn’t do it. It was quite disturbing at the time. More disturbing writing this when I realized I could barely even spell it 🤦♂️
@will s you do realize that most everything that's been invented that we use today were invented by Scots right? And no that's not Scottish patriotism. It's a statement of fact. Look it up for yourself and you'll see. Also, I've got three degrees, served as a Captain in Her Majesty's British Army for seven years and have lived in the US for 15 years now running my own businesses. So at a personal level not top of the food chain by any means but I'd argue already have achieved a modicum of "success" (whatever that means). But, I can't say "Purple Burglar Alarm" without changing my accent. That's a true statement also.
@@rohana5173 I can't speak to that. Hopefully he learns something though. It's always good to learn something new. Seems this lad isn't too focussed on that though. Shame.
Heard a Glaswegian during a computer game online, it was such a tremendous surprise that I forgot the name _Scotland_ and blurted out Ireland instead. He responded, "Now _who_ the f**k is Irish?" Thanks for reminding me 13 years later
@chinese mouth man Yeah - its Hell trying to call out his name and get his attention in the din of battle though, and writing it on a christmas card is just awkward ... fun mutations aside that's probably why some stuck with just Bubgul the Butthead. However an Orc standard of travel was named after him: "4 days as the Bubgul runs" is a colloquial orc expression. Its not too far - fun mutations and all and does not exacly refer to a straight line.
I bet Limmy felt so out-of-body when this happened and he started to really try and focus, wowzers. Closest thing to a RL Steel and Feathers bit, I reckon!
My neighbour is Scottish (from Glasgow), I almost want to ask him to say this 😂 I can barely understand a word he says most times. I thought it was because I'm Ukrainian then I mentioned it to an English friend and he said "don't worry I can't understand him either" 🤣
That reminds me of the scene in Ralph Breaks The Internet when Merida says something and Vanellope gets confused and the others are like "yeah we can't understand her she's from the other studio"
Reminded me of when Jeremy Clarkson said Glaswegians can't say "Burglar Alarm", an actual Glaswegian went up to the stage and then butchered it EXACTLY like how Limmy did here...
I think he can say "purple" and "alarm" just fine (even if his accent is thicker than Texas toast), but I am not convinced he can say the word "burglar" in any capacity, even by itself.
love it when people just type out exactly what happened in the video i literally just watched and adding nothing to it. especially when they get hundreds of likes for doing so.
@@zTeaTheCoffee Some people might have hearing difficulties and the video doesn't have subtitles, so it's helpful for them But it's also funny to see the words typed out, our humor is weird
It's as if English was his second language. Not pronouncing R's is hereditary there. I can't make myself say quite a few words Australians say really weird.
My grandfather is Scottish, ever since I was a child. Him saying this “sentence”, is all I’ve ever asked for on my bday and Xmas. He never understood why I find it so funny, but I’ll keep asking every chance I’ve got.
@@aHumanBeing97 ...I think that depends on whether we are talking about nationality or ethnicity... with a accent like that I doubt a scot would want to change their ethnicity. It just wouldn't be right.
What was he before you were a child? Is this supposed to be an unfinished derivitive of the popular Mitch Hedberg joke: "I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to do them, too."
It's like turning down the car radio so you can drive better. Or me turning up the volume on some British sitcoms in hopes I'll be able to figure out what the joke is.
A long time ago, I was a professional touring musician, and I played at a little inn on the Isle of Arran in Scotland. Everything was going fine, and in between songs, I told some jokes. Nobody laughed. I shrugged it off and kept going. After the show, the bartender said, “Your jokes were pretty funny, but I think nobody understood your accent.” Reality check.
Yes dude I agree. I remember working as a receptionist in International students hostel and one Scot's man who came back said to me, " Hai friend, ken I have a ken of ironz". So I did not catch what meant, so I thought he wanted to iron his clothes, so I gave an iron. He said no,no,no and he showed me the sign and said drink drink. Oh a can of 🍊 orange, then he laugh ,yes,yes. I said please speak English. Then we burst out laughing. So I am not surprised at all," a purple burglar Alarm". God bless 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I'm at a bar right now, and we were talking about the Baltimore "Aaron earned an iron earn" thing, and then the dude recommended this. I fucking love it😂🤣😭💀
"Perruh-pull BrrRrgrrAR arrRrallem." My brain instantly went to that scene from Windtalkers where the Japanese codebreakers get confused by the Navajo radio operators. "It sounds like they're underwater. Is it English?"
There is a skit where two people with thick accents get stuck in a voice activated elevator at a tech convention. He just realized voice activation is not for him.
No if you wanna hear outrageous northern Irish sentence, ask them to say the classic ‘Take a power shower for half an hour at the top of a tower’ Comes out ‘Take a par shar for half n ar at the top of a tar’
It actually comes out like this C(uh)layrsharesfairycurry if they said it with the imagined ‘uh,’ you’ve got yourself a Cathi, if not they’re a prote, or at least their parents were Cath/Prote. Trust me it’s flawless methodology right 100% of the time, some of the time :) *’Researched’ it the now, I’m studying in Belfast.
“How did you defeat the Scots in the war, grandpa?”
“Purple burglar alarms….”
Why are there no comments here
@@Azubi_Meatball4349 Too much power
@@Azubi_Meatball4349 They couldn't handle the truth.
Brilliant 👏😂
The battle of purple burglar alarm.
It’s like watching a man repeatedly trying to walk through a glass door
Which one is heavier? A kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of steel?
*Visually having an existential crisis*
None is heavier because they both 1 Kilogram
@@itseskyy4859 well hello there Sherlock
@@itseskyy4859 no steel is heavier than feathers
@@christiaanprinsloo8951 no because if there’s one kilogram worth of steel and one kilogram worth of feathers they have the same weight but different masses it’s actually pretty simple
That is why, in Scotland, burglar alarms come in all colours except purple.
And teracota!
can they say black burglar alarm though?
My favorite is royal purple burglar alarm
Hahaha
😂😂
He nails it once, and could've ended it there, but he gets cocky and tries for it again and fails more than before. A true Scotsman
There are, in fact, no true Scotsmans.
sorry, but there are no true Scotsmen
@@poudink5791That's not what a true Scotsman would say
@@poudink5791 I thought it was "there are no true Scotsmen phallus' ". Or something.
He definitely did not nail anything 😂
I like how he gets closer and closer, then after his best attempt it goes downhill fast
he actually gets pretty close and it devolves into him repeating “boggle”
I think it's more the fact his best attempt he stripped the accent back a bit. Got confident and tried it in his full accent again only to fail miserably.
I'm Scottish and I feel his pain, I can only say it in an English accent 😂😂
@@VeganSemihCyprus33 fuck the ecosystem
@@danielf2695 ... you are the reason we cant have nice things...
more like Daniel F Off
@@William-Morey-Baker Yes
i love how confused yet simultaneously pissed he looks near the tail end
You no longer have 69. I apologize.
@@jameswolf5513 it’s fine homie almost every comment someone says “DON’T RUIN IT, IT’S AT 69!” to, usually ends up going over that amount anyway
@@jameswolf5513 eat our cereal
Yeah, then it goes quiet until the likes reach 665.
@@zacmumblethunder7466 you forgot 419
How he actually takes out his earpieces to hear himself more clearly, priceless.
Ears are so funny....
takes em out then licks his lips like that's going to help lol
But have you tried turning down the radio to see/read the side-streets better..? 😅
@@LeHunkyDory uh that totally work because friday, friday
@@LeHunkyDory you only have limited cognition. So everything that detracts from one sense causes other senses to compensate, i.e. struggle
Becoming self aware of your own accent or dialect is always a bit of a shock
Have you seen "Aaron earned an iron urn"?
i’m weird in that i don’t have one, because i have like seven. i’m constantly switching between different ones and fucking combining mashing them all up and it’s just. not really any one thing ever.
@@grandmabiscuits Are you American? Most Texans and southerners talk with a "public" voice where they tense their throats up to mitigate the southern accent, but when they relax their entire face, tongue and throat they talk with a pretty damn strong southern accent.
come to the northeast.
excluding boston and nyc, we talk english without any accent at all
@user-gf1zg5yc7r not everyone has an accent. thats just not true.
again, english, no accent. no twang, no slurs.
english with no accents
I love how Limmy takes out his earphones to hear himself mess it up
That's the way.
It's the other way around, having those kind of headphones in makes you hear your own voice echo even more in your head, thus making it harder to speak because you hear your own voice echo more. Taking them out makes it easier to speak without your own voice distracting yourself. However, he still could barely say it.
He might've been able to hear himself through them. Or having his ears plugged messed with his head lol
He removed them to get rid of the sidetone actually. He was hearing himself too much.
He can't believe his ears!!
The fact that he's actually shocked is what does it for me.
Hi
@@angel_withaflamethrower Hello.
What’s weird to me is I’d think he’s say it, might be gibberish to other people, but he’d be fine with it bc he’s scottish. Idk
It’s Yegor from cod mw
Sounds like a Turkish 🤣🤣🤣
The absolute horror washing over him as he realizes his design limitations is what makes this video.
👍Thumbs up for the phrase
"... his design limitations..." 🤣
I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am RUclips's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear natt
@@AxxLAfriku alpha this, beta that, you beta get alpha there and get some bitches
@@AxxLAfriku everyone knows the true grindset is the sigma grustle, you are truly crinky crongemas
'HIS DESIGN LIMITATIONS'
If I ever win the lottery, I am sending a purple burglar alarm to every household in Scotland. They'll try to make it the talk of the town but they won't succeed!
this is way too fucking good
That second sentence is actually hilarious
I love how you can pinpoint the moment he realizes that he is the "some scottish people"
i also love how you can pinpoint the moment when your comment is recycled thrash just like your life
@@ailaaaishapath9823 careful you might cut yourself on that edge
@@ailaaaishapath9823 Man, you can't even troll people properly, f-ck outta here with that sh-tty bait lmao.
*sam scosh peel
@@99Cheops99 no u
An english guy once told me that we scottish people sounded like pigeons to him and I never got it... now I do.
Noooo 😭
I didn't get it at first and so I replayed it and now I can never unhear this
As an Englishman, I don't understand what he was on about.
Scotland is a place whaur doos coo an' coos moo.
What kind of pigeons do you all have there in England??? Doesn't sound like a pigeon at all to me.
I love how he takes out the ear plugs in hope it will make him less Scottish
Exactly. He was in such a state of disbelief that he had to hear it himself.
lmaooo
@Athos Aramis I second steal it ☆☆☆
@@thethmooteresa third steal 😂
@@LinhNguyen-vw2lm Is there any left for me?
0:15 purple bog roll
His face when he just accepted the fact that he couldn't pronounce burglar.
“Bodgl”
@@yellobanana6456 It's that the alveolar L sound at the end of burglar sticks to the same sound in the L of alarm, like glued together, ha.
His face is him realizing he keeps saying purple bugger alarm. 🤣
We can pronounce burglar. Just can't pronounce purple burglar alarm together, for some reason in a Scottish accent this is a tongue twister.
Popple bodglal alahm
"Em the some scottish people that can't say puplbuglealam"
*realizes he's scottish*
Uber lol
5k isn't enough likes for this comment.
Puppy eagle alarm 🚨
Underrated comment is underrated
'Llandrindod' how tf am I supposed to say this place? Landing dog?
that moment a man becomes aware of a crippling disability he never knew he had.
A rare condition found in only 0.06% of the world's population. Being Scottish.
I thought he already knew he was Scottish!
Reminds me of that streamer who realized he was starting to go bald during a livestream.
"Im retarded?"
@@FinleyZero who?
this man was gobsmacked, dazzled and flabbergasted all at the same time
why did i see hero from omori in your pfp
I love how his reaction is like he just realized what scottish people sound like to others
Love from Canada to you guys, we take a lot of sh*t for our accent from the Murrakins. I swear I've never said aboot in my f-ing life hahaha
@@rogerfurlong1535 You don't think you do, but you do.
@@AmandaFromWisconsin If you are from Wisonsin, you guys are the aboot kings haha
@@rogerfurlong1535 you have an accent?
@@rogerfurlong1535 You guys say aboot all the time. You just cant hear it lol. Americans exaggerate the Canadian way to say it but you guys still say it lmao.
The look of confusion on his face after the 2nd try is priceless
"What the hell is happening here? Am I having a stroke?"
1k likes in 3 days never done before
When someone tells him feathers are heavier than steel
Lmao! He really looked like he thought he was gonna get it!
He was like huhhhhhh
if you watch closely, you can see him go through all 7 stages of grief in 15 seconds. a new world record!
what, for amount of stages?
acceptance wasn't reached, though
@@andersaskjrgensen5468 it was in in eyes in the last second he just didn't vocalize it
Grief speed run.
DABDA.. 5 but 7 is 😎
"Say "purple""
"Pobble"
"Close enough. Say "burglar""
"Boggler"
"Hm. Say "alarm""
"Orram"
"Fine. Now, say "Purple burglar alarm""
*INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCOTTISH NOISES*
that is how we say it in scotland
especially in glesca
His face becoming more and more hopelessly defeated is absolutely hysterical
Inside voice going: I don't get it.
William wallace died for this.
Same kind of face whilst trying to understand that a kilogram of steel doesn't weight more than a kilogram of feathers
...*sad Enya song begins out there, somewhere
I hate you
That's just cruel, LMAO. You can perfectly appreciate the moment when the dissonance between his perception and his actual capabilities hits him in the face.
Eloquently described, monsieur.
Cringe
@вбриватель надводопроводнический >mfw know what dissonance and eloquent is but had to google mfw
@@jyotiradityasatpathy3546
What’re you cringing at?
@@roems6396 His own life, I suppose.
This has the same energy as that “Aaron earned an iron urn” Baltimore accent test
*ERNERNANERNERN*
Thank you so much for sharing this
Yo we had someone say that in our class and they legit said errerrneherrrern
“Shit we really talk like that?”
Ah the world famous Baltimore accent
They call them violet intruder notifiers instead.
Indigo thief alert
@@HermeticWorlds Blue trespasser sirens
Aubergine Looter Klaxon
@@Actinide5013 Is eggplant a color?
I'm gonna say something to you right now that I've never said to no living soul in my life:
"Purple burglar alarm"
AAAAAAAAAY ITS THE🕴🏻MAN
@@violet4239 LETTIN THE DAYS GO BY
HERE COMES THE TWISTER
ofc you reference the man in the video
I didn’t think that you would be here
That’s why we call them ‘lilac thief sirens’ up here.
Oh God I'm crying 😭🤣
Also that sounds like a damn good name for a band 😂
😅🤣😂👍 best comment ever 👌
Lol
Hahahahahaaaaa!!
I love how confident he was that he wasn’t one of those “some people”.
Why no comment?
@@ajarofmayonnaise3250 Why comment?
Ted Cruz
Unga bungs ted bundy
E
When the earbuds come out you know it's getting serious.
😂😂
When he realized that his accent is heavier than steel.
@fraser.... what
@fraser */blink\*
@fraser Not if they're both a kilogram.
@@islandhopper7614 I don't get it... */face of extreme confusion and sadness*
You mean "schteil is hæviyer þan faýthers"?
"Police you've got to help me my purple burglar alarm went off"
"Cannae hear you"
Fact: You read that second sentence in the voice of Groundskeeper Willy.
@@jasonmcdaniel345 Fact. I did.
@@jasonmcdaniel345 Who the hell is that
There's been a murdare...
Heh, my masterpiece. What you could hear was screams of Roman levies.
"em some scottish people canesee
pople boclelarm
pople boclelarm
*confused*
pople boclelarm
*pulls out earbuds*
pople baglar alarm
pople boclelalar--
bodcle
bogle
pople baglar
bo--"
"Sire, the Scots are inbound!"
"The purple burglar alarm!"
"But Sire, our troops?"
"Just do it!"
Sick reference
i’m hungry. give me food suggestions
@@pleasurepain9647 hamburger with relish instead of pickles
@@pleasurepain9647 chicken sammich with mayo and pieced boiled chicken between 2 slices of bread
@@pleasurepain9647 DEATH.
Fun fact: In Scotland, most burglars wear purple to cause confusion when people try to report the burglar.
is this actually true
@@agentsenpaiii583 Yes because I have never been in Scotland in my whole life.
@@agentsenpaiii583 I don't think it is, lmao
@@agentsenpaiii583 probably not, I don't think many would specify that the burglar was purple when reporting them until they're asked what they looked like.
@@definitelymdt that doesn’t make sense
The existential crisis creeping onto his face like "Oh god, I _am_ Scottish"
A fate worse than death
At least he isn’t Bri’ish.
@@ajarofmayonnaise3250 technically unfortunately he is, he’s just not English
@@rica5304 😩😩😩nooo
@@ajarofmayonnaise3250 happens to the best of us 😔
I call this "Unfettered Enthusiasm Meets a Merciless Reality"
As a Scot myself I just buy a strong lock
I thought you guys just ran around the hills with Claymores when invaded.
AV 57 wait ain't this what talibans do
Cheaper I suppose
What color? 💜?
@@dustsans9859, you’re thinking of a different kind of claymore.
What's he tryna say? Spit it out, son!
Spit et oot!
Purple burglar alarm
Purpule burgulylurarm
Purple Bog Roll Alarm
TTT... Today Junior! 😂
The fact that he went in to that sentence so confidently and came out looking like he was told that a kilogramme of steel and a kilogramme of feathers were the same weight.
Edit: There I fixed the sentence. I was making a joke about one of his skits and somehow you guys found a way to make a whole thesis argument about it.
Only when there's a kilogram of both
@@royce_beyer But look at the size of that, that's cheating!
'I bet Limmy felt so out-of-body when this happened and he started to really try and focus, wowzers. Closest thing to a RL Steel and Feathers bit, I reckon!'
A comment from 4 days earlier than this
I have been choking with your comment 🤣
“But steel is heavier than feathers!” *in utter confusion* “I don’t get it.”
Every few months, I am recommended this video. I watch it over and over, then forget about it till the day the algorithm decides it's time for me to return.
It's a mathematical constant in the universal continuum, the true form of order and stability. It always comes back, one way or the other.
“Poplebogle-“
:(
Your Scot has ran into a problem. We’re just collecting some error info and we’ll restart for you.
😂😂😂
"Have you try to turn it off and on again?"
xD
I heard the goddamn Windows error sound in my head while reading this comment. That shit was hilarious.
Would you like to report it to Microsoft?
Lmaoooo same 😂
🤣🤣🤣 how to get a scotsman to glitch.
hahahah
😂👏👏👏👏
Ha
LMAO
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I actually expected him to just look deadpan at the camera and say it "properly"
The sad thing is he did say it properly only 2 weeks before. This is just the rapid decline of age.
Dementia is no joking matter.
PerrPOL BerGLER uhLARM
@@paralox3078 Now say it in bri ish
@@khanzy. "oi gimme ur wallet"
Congrats to the man for working to overcome his disability, I simply couldn’t imagine the horrors of being Scottish.
Truly a fate worse than death
This is like the twist ending to some Hitchcock film when the hero realizes he’s been Scottish the whole time but never knew it.
Aye!
A yes, I love Hitchcock's less well known masterpiece "Strangers on a Glen."
@RUclips is highkey garbage LOL
This should be like the ending of the sixth sense: "*gasp* It's me. I've Scottish all along."
m night shyamalan taking notes furiously in the corner
Remembering our dear friend Benny Harvey who tragically passed away choking on his own tongue as he tried to say it.
RIP big man 🏴🕊
R.I.P big man
Gone but not forgotten
RIP Benny
Miss you big man x
Miss u big man.
*Tries to say 'Purple Burglar Alarm'*
*Scotsman OS*: "This application has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."
Lol
VoiceSynthesizer.exe has encountered an error and will be shut down.
This may be the funniest comment I’ve ever read
Scott is no responding
"Soundcard not detected".
I love how he just realizes he can’t say it as if he heard about how other Scots can’t say it, but just immediately assumed he could and never tested it until now. 💀💀
He goes through the stages of grief so fast
0:03 Denial
0:05 Anger
0:08 Bargaining
0:12 Depression
0:16 Acceptance
XD
GOLD
Best comment on here.
Good job funny listen to him say it in slow motion lol
right…even though his reaction is literally unchanged for the entirety of this 17 second clip…
Moral of the story: If you're worried about Scottish burglars, make your alarm purple
Lol I just pictured 3 burglars stopping a heist because one couldn’t pronounce the security system he found.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is this why barely anyone plays as Bonnie in Payday 2?
Big sign that says "The passcode is "Purple Burglar Alarm""
No it's an alarm for purple burglars.
As a Scotsman i can confirm that purple burglar alarms are forbidden.
You mean popleboglealarm?
But burglar alarms in purple are negotiable
Are you guys ok?? What’s wrong with your Rs??
Even just "burglar alarm" is unpronounceable in Scottish, try it.
What about alarmists against purple burglars?
You can hear his own throat start to strangle him.
Its not even the whole phrase, they literally just cant say the word burglar
Didn't sound like he got any of it, frankly. Pupple bugglam?
"Burglar" is fine, "alarm" is fine, but "burglar alarm" fills itself with intrusive rhotacism until it explodes.
@@8thlvlMage I think for many dialects only the Scottish can understand them clearly. I got lucky in not being raised in Scotland so I don't have a thick accent but can a) understand them better and b) claim to be Scottish.
Lmao I mean I'm Scottish n can say it but defo agree with 2nd comment ✌️
Pappal bagalam
His reaction is like when someone finds out they’re colorblind and they start questioning their whole life
Lol true. Found out I'm mildly protanopic a few days ago. Disqualifies me from a lot of jobs. *Life sucks*
i found out i am colorblind at 12
@@reptile_loki I found out younger. Wish I never had it tho, can’t be my top 2 dream jobs
@@vincentweatherly9991 you never know I know someone who can’t see the colour red but works as a designer:)
@@HighAsASprite I want to be a train driver or fire fighter and the career fire fighting agency in my state requires colour
0:03 Denial
0:05 Anger
0:10 Bargaining
0:13 Depression
0:15 Acceptance
Underrated comment
AlphaMaleNate ok
@@terra1149 ur comment is literally a waste of bandwidth
AlphaMaleNate fool I have u n l i m i t e d b a n d w i d t h
@@DivisiveSnoo r/Rareinsults
Imagine 5 scotsmen trying to say the same together.
It'd probably sound like the Kazakh reporter diesel engine
subtitles:
n, the some scoish that cana see popul bo(d)gan alam
popul boglala lam
popul bo(d)glala lom
*takes earphones out*
popul borglar alam
popul boglar ala-
bodgulm-
bodgulum-
*puts on earphones*
phophle bodglam-
Taking headphones out to speak more clearly has the same energy as me lowering my music in the car to see better
I can't breathe 😂 You just described me 😂
I have to wear my glasses to hear someone more clear
@@Ching_Cheng_Hanji its prob bc we use a bit of lip reading in normal conversation, which is partly why it's harder to hear someone wearing a face mask
And oddly enough it works
Taking the focus off one of the senses to get more focus on another
This was a realization for him, the more he said it, the more he realized how true it was, while simultaneously figuring out just how scots sound to the rest of the world. Lol, what a journey.
This is the best 14 second video I’ve ever been blessed with
But this is 17 seconds
@@OLBastholm right and 500 idiots agreed
@@heavensentssmokingchannel9847 most likely a typo. Also verified comments will get likes no matter what
@@OLBastholm he starts to speak purple burglar alarm around 0:03
My life is now complete, I can die "Well that sucked" instead of "This is bullshit!" now.
Scots.exe has encountered an error and has stopped responding.
As a Scot this was my exact same reaction when someone (English person) years ago betted me I couldn’t say “Purple Burglar Alarm”. I thought they were crazy then this same look of horror came over my my face when I realized I couldn’t do it. It was quite disturbing at the time. More disturbing writing this when I realized I could barely even spell it 🤦♂️
@will s you do realize that most everything that's been invented that we use today were invented by Scots right? And no that's not Scottish patriotism. It's a statement of fact. Look it up for yourself and you'll see. Also, I've got three degrees, served as a Captain in Her Majesty's British Army for seven years and have lived in the US for 15 years now running my own businesses. So at a personal level not top of the food chain by any means but I'd argue already have achieved a modicum of "success" (whatever that means). But, I can't say "Purple Burglar Alarm" without changing my accent. That's a true statement also.
@will s huh? What are you going on about now?
@@alexreid4131 bro is on some top-tier copium
@@rohana5173 I can't speak to that. Hopefully he learns something though. It's always good to learn something new. Seems this lad isn't too focussed on that though. Shame.
Heard a Glaswegian during a computer game online, it was such a tremendous surprise that I forgot the name _Scotland_ and blurted out Ireland instead. He responded, "Now _who_ the f**k is Irish?" Thanks for reminding me 13 years later
Scottish: "I fear no man..."But that thing..."
**Purple burglar alarm**
Scottish: "... It scares me"
To know that both Heavy and the Demo share voice actor makes this joke even funnier.
@@ZuoKalp really that's one talented dude
@@VeganSemihCyprus33 Being a vegan is flawed logic
@@ZuoKalp OH YEAH
The English don't really get to criticize the Scots for this. Hell, some Englishmen can barely pronounce English, let alone non-English words.
The confused "bubgul? Bubgul?" had me rolling.
I thought Bubgul was an Uruk Hai first name ...
Budgul
@chinese mouth man Yeah - its Hell trying to call out his name and get his attention in the din of battle though, and writing it on a christmas card is just awkward ... fun mutations aside that's probably why some stuck with just Bubgul the Butthead. However an Orc standard of travel was named after him: "4 days as the Bubgul runs" is a colloquial orc expression. Its not too far - fun mutations and all and does not exacly refer to a straight line.
Papal bugr all'm
Scottish turned into Middle Eastern in just seconds lmao
Thank you for the joy you bring to the world.
Him removing his earpieces is the same as turning down the radio in the car to find where you're going
That actually has to do with our brains wanting to limit the amount of information it has to process.
THIS CRACKED ME UP!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
😧😂😂😂
@@Alex-is8hk yeah, hard to focus with too much going on!
@@Alex-is8hk Yeah, I need to upgrade my RAM.
I bet Limmy felt so out-of-body when this happened and he started to really try and focus, wowzers. Closest thing to a RL Steel and Feathers bit, I reckon!
Wowzers
except in the steel and feathers bit his character didn't understand. i'm sure he understands this one
And this is how English people pronounce it, "poo pole boogaloo alam" wtf? 😂
My neighbour is Scottish (from Glasgow), I almost want to ask him to say this 😂 I can barely understand a word he says most times. I thought it was because I'm Ukrainian then I mentioned it to an English friend and he said "don't worry I can't understand him either" 🤣
That reminds me of the scene in Ralph Breaks The Internet when Merida says something and Vanellope gets confused and the others are like "yeah we can't understand her she's from the other studio"
This is so sad. These people need all our support.
😂😂😂😂
Every minute in Scotland, 60 seconds pass 😔
@@lindenir540 So tragic.
They can't even buy a purple anti-theft device. Poor bastards
@@lindenir540 My condolences go out to all those troubled by this condition.
Reminded me of when Jeremy Clarkson said Glaswegians can't say "Burglar Alarm", an actual Glaswegian went up to the stage and then butchered it EXACTLY like how Limmy did here...
Was thinking of that too
well, limmy IS glaswegian after all.
Yep exactly!
I need the link hahaha
YES!!!!!
They probably just say "violet thief whistles" or just "thistles" for short.
"Oh no, it's that thing, in that color, that makes all the noise!" - line from Scottish heist movie.
@@recoil53 lmfaooo
@@recoil53 Thank God Sean Connery as James Bond never had to deal with any purple burgler alarms, or it would have take the whole 007 Franchise out!
@@themaggattack "Goldfinger has used a purrr . . . a purrr
F%$^* it I'm hitting the bar."
🤣🤣🤣
It was at this moment Limmy realized he's Scottish.
I think he can say "purple" and "alarm" just fine (even if his accent is thicker than Texas toast), but I am not convinced he can say the word "burglar" in any capacity, even by itself.
Nah he is saying pupple buggla lahm
As a Texan I can confirm we cut our toast very thick.
@@derpypotato677 not the only thick thing out that way
texas toast is thick?
@@Jagar_Tharn Gringo toast is thick all over the place but Texans oh my, they are chunky people.
"Some scottish people can't say pople brlglrrlrm"
"Pople boklrlarm"
"Pople boklarlrm"
"Pople boklrlarm"
"Pople bokl arlrm"
"Buckle"
"Buckle"
"Pople boglr"
"Popl-"
Thx for the lyrics
love it when people just type out exactly what happened in the video i literally just watched and adding nothing to it. especially when they get hundreds of likes for doing so.
@@zTeaTheCoffee Some people might have hearing difficulties and the video doesn't have subtitles, so it's helpful for them
But it's also funny to see the words typed out, our humor is weird
@@carrot6409 i would be extraordinarily surprised if this was done for people with hearing difficulties but ok
@@zTeaTheCoffee Damn ur bitter
Sorry to all the Scottish people out there but this is hilarious, not gonna lie
It's as if English was his second language. Not pronouncing R's is hereditary there. I can't make myself say quite a few words Australians say really weird.
I didn't realise the Scottish had such issues lol its interesting
@@HellNoKamala he is pronouncing R, just that he has a trilled R rather than the postalveolar R of most English accents
@@jaojao1768 I rrreckon so
It's Ts we don't bother with
0:04 Denial
0:05 Anger
0:08 Bargaining
0:15 Depression
The fact that he actually got it right the fourth try but continued to screw up through more attempts is so funny to me.
Pupple Buggler Allahm
Wait, so do they just not have r in the Scottish language?
@@tacotuttle 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@acayette was genuinely asking the question. If im stupid, please tell me why
@@tacotuttle Lil bro idk how old you are but look.. He is speaking English.. Does English have the letter r?
The fact that he seems so bewildered by it is what does it for me
lol yes
It really shook him. Had to even take off his headphones.
My grandfather is Scottish, ever since I was a child. Him saying this “sentence”, is all I’ve ever asked for on my bday and Xmas. He never understood why I find it so funny, but I’ll keep asking every chance I’ve got.
he was scottish ever since you were a child hmm?
@@showsplus1 I mean. It does work out that way as he’s been English ever since moving and living in England 👀.
@@aHumanBeing97 ...I think that depends on whether we are talking about nationality or ethnicity... with a accent like that I doubt a scot would want to change their ethnicity. It just wouldn't be right.
I’m going to be an annoying English student… it is not a sentence but a phrase.
What was he before you were a child?
Is this supposed to be an unfinished derivitive of the popular Mitch Hedberg joke: "I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to do them, too."
i like that he thought the earbuds were the problem.
I love how he removes his earbuds to maximize focus
It's like turning down the car radio so you can drive better. Or me turning up the volume on some British sitcoms in hopes I'll be able to figure out what the joke is.
@Andrea Lyon 😂😂 @the 2nd part
@@MizzWGGrrrl I do both of these things on a regular basis 🤣👏
The real "No true Scotchman" test.
The only way to pass is to fail (and have an existential crisis)
More of a whiskeyman myself
This comment made me laugh more than the video.
@@petewerehere yes, an anti-test
Its Scotsman, lmao
A long time ago, I was a professional touring musician, and I played at a little inn on the Isle of Arran in Scotland. Everything was going fine, and in between songs, I told some jokes. Nobody laughed. I shrugged it off and kept going. After the show, the bartender said, “Your jokes were pretty funny, but I think nobody understood your accent.” Reality check.
That's quite the experience! What accent do you speak in?
@@Crowborn lol
Glaswegian?
Nobody:
Scots: Porprborgrorrorm
Well done. He barely got there. Us Aussies can say “we lost a war to emus”
Because you're linguistic gymnasts, or because it's true?
I wish it wasn't true
@@hamletksquid2702 it's true lmao, also we lost one of our Prime Ministers. We never found him btw.
@@emmad4308 Wait, what???
@@Crucisphinx
One PM went swimming and was never heard since. Lots of urban myths about that.
I'm afraid this could be very limiting in life. I use this phrase constantly throughout my day and am praised by everyone who hears it
i think i love you
me too
You are so amazing 😻
The moment when he has to take out his earpods to h e a r himself while in pure disbelief is gold
Yes dude I agree. I remember working as a receptionist in International students hostel and one Scot's man who came back said to me, " Hai friend, ken I have a ken of ironz". So I did not catch what meant, so I thought he wanted to iron his clothes, so I gave an iron. He said no,no,no and he showed me the sign and said drink drink. Oh a can of 🍊 orange, then he laugh ,yes,yes. I said please speak English. Then we burst out laughing. So I am not surprised at all," a purple burglar Alarm".
God bless 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Kirk: How did the Klingons steal our weapon?
Scotty: They deactivated the purple...burglar...alarm...
McCoy: What did he even say?
😂🤣
So this is Scotty's nuclear wessels moment?
aqdrobert Seeing as Scotty had the worst Scottish accent ever he probably would've aced that sentence tbh...
@@ticketyboo2456 - Aye, it was bad one for sure laddy.
😂
It was this very reason that the singer Prince never bought a property in Glasgow.
It's also what inspired him to change his name to something you can't pronounce
@@PiousMoltar Oh my god his Prince symbol looks exactly like what Scottish people sound like
That and the fact that 'Take The High Road' had been cancelled the month before.
He could steal anything he wanted to, though, being a purple burglar himself
Luv me sum Parpull Renn frum Prennz.
If I ever go to Scotland, I'm introducing myself as "Purple Burglar Alarm".
under scottish law you are found guilty of hate speech and war crimes on all charges for this comment.
may limmy have mercy on your soul
I'm at a bar right now, and we were talking about the Baltimore "Aaron earned an iron earn" thing, and then the dude recommended this. I fucking love it😂🤣😭💀
limmy’s became a statistic among those who canny say purple bugral- burgre- burg- fuck it
@nijuo joing if you insist hen
Popple budgrel alum
Among
@@oblivion5390 sigh
@@oblivion5390 holy shit what have i done
"Perruh-pull BrrRrgrrAR arrRrallem."
My brain instantly went to that scene from Windtalkers where the Japanese codebreakers get confused by the Navajo radio operators.
"It sounds like they're underwater. Is it English?"
At least he's trying.
There is a skit where two people with thick accents get stuck in a voice activated elevator at a tech convention. He just realized voice activation is not for him.
“Claire’s hair is fairly curly”
Someone from Belfast with a thick accent saying this would be like “Curshurasfurlycurlay” 😂
where can i hear this
No if you wanna hear outrageous northern Irish sentence, ask them to say the classic
‘Take a power shower for half an hour at the top of a tower’
Comes out
‘Take a par shar for half n ar at the top of a tar’
Why would Claire come out Cursha? I feel like they can say KlAre. Like the county.
It actually comes out like this C(uh)layrsharesfairycurry if they said it with the imagined ‘uh,’ you’ve got yourself a Cathi, if not they’re a prote, or at least their parents were Cath/Prote. Trust me it’s flawless methodology right 100% of the time, some of the time :) *’Researched’ it the now, I’m studying in Belfast.
@@samaraisnt more “Cur”. I can barely hear a girls name sounding like “CLair” here. They just go “Cur” as if they are saying “care”
As a Scot I can say this in both my normal accent and my super exaggerated accent.
"I'm gonna say something that I've never said to a living soul in my life"
His reaction when he realises that’s he’s Scottish and a purple burglar alarm is his kryptonite