Some Scots can't say "purple burglar alarm"

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  • @der_peevmeister
    @der_peevmeister 3 года назад +15985

    “How did you defeat the Scots in the war, grandpa?”
    “Purple burglar alarms….”

    • @Azubi_Meatball4349
      @Azubi_Meatball4349 3 года назад +26

      Why are there no comments here

    • @Inshabael.
      @Inshabael. 3 года назад +67

      @@Azubi_Meatball4349 Too much power

    • @Lime-rr6zf
      @Lime-rr6zf 3 года назад +52

      @@Azubi_Meatball4349 They couldn't handle the truth.

    • @deb-1558
      @deb-1558 3 года назад +3

      Brilliant 👏😂

    • @jameswatsonatheistgamer
      @jameswatsonatheistgamer 3 года назад +13

      The battle of purple burglar alarm.

  • @lukeo5908
    @lukeo5908 3 года назад +35113

    It’s like watching a man repeatedly trying to walk through a glass door

    • @Kurama420
      @Kurama420 3 года назад +486

      Which one is heavier? A kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of steel?
      *Visually having an existential crisis*

    • @itseskyy4859
      @itseskyy4859 3 года назад +77

      None is heavier because they both 1 Kilogram

    • @FreezCa69
      @FreezCa69 3 года назад +211

      @@itseskyy4859 well hello there Sherlock

    • @christiaanprinsloo8951
      @christiaanprinsloo8951 3 года назад +144

      @@itseskyy4859 no steel is heavier than feathers

    • @Lailamoreno16
      @Lailamoreno16 3 года назад +56

      @@christiaanprinsloo8951 no because if there’s one kilogram worth of steel and one kilogram worth of feathers they have the same weight but different masses it’s actually pretty simple

  • @mericet39
    @mericet39 2 года назад +55354

    That is why, in Scotland, burglar alarms come in all colours except purple.

    • @X_BILSON
      @X_BILSON 2 года назад +393

      And teracota!

    • @whirrrl
      @whirrrl 2 года назад +556

      can they say black burglar alarm though?

    • @suwako2422
      @suwako2422 2 года назад +355

      My favorite is royal purple burglar alarm

    • @MiguelXisto1
      @MiguelXisto1 2 года назад +20

      Hahaha

    • @brinicole2999
      @brinicole2999 2 года назад +14

      😂😂

  • @cameronphenix2096
    @cameronphenix2096 Год назад +5617

    He nails it once, and could've ended it there, but he gets cocky and tries for it again and fails more than before. A true Scotsman

    • @TheSacredCowtipper88
      @TheSacredCowtipper88 Год назад

      There are, in fact, no true Scotsmans.

    • @poudink5791
      @poudink5791 Год назад +129

      sorry, but there are no true Scotsmen

    • @cosmoreverb3943
      @cosmoreverb3943 Год назад +216

      ​@@poudink5791That's not what a true Scotsman would say

    • @th3unmaker
      @th3unmaker Год назад +16

      @@poudink5791 I thought it was "there are no true Scotsmen phallus' ". Or something.

    • @majorramsay55
      @majorramsay55 Год назад +43

      He definitely did not nail anything 😂

  • @fergin4979
    @fergin4979 3 года назад +11341

    I like how he gets closer and closer, then after his best attempt it goes downhill fast

    • @CFret-tl4oj
      @CFret-tl4oj 3 года назад +277

      he actually gets pretty close and it devolves into him repeating “boggle”

    • @ds8995
      @ds8995 3 года назад +195

      I think it's more the fact his best attempt he stripped the accent back a bit. Got confident and tried it in his full accent again only to fail miserably.
      I'm Scottish and I feel his pain, I can only say it in an English accent 😂😂

    • @danielf2695
      @danielf2695 3 года назад +19

      @@VeganSemihCyprus33 fuck the ecosystem

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker 3 года назад +5

      @@danielf2695 ... you are the reason we cant have nice things...
      more like Daniel F Off

    • @danielf2695
      @danielf2695 3 года назад +6

      @@William-Morey-Baker Yes

  • @michaelbullen3104
    @michaelbullen3104 3 года назад +10420

    i love how confused yet simultaneously pissed he looks near the tail end

    • @jameswolf5513
      @jameswolf5513 3 года назад +11

      You no longer have 69. I apologize.

    • @michaelbullen3104
      @michaelbullen3104 3 года назад +39

      @@jameswolf5513 it’s fine homie almost every comment someone says “DON’T RUIN IT, IT’S AT 69!” to, usually ends up going over that amount anyway

    • @eatyourcereal4747
      @eatyourcereal4747 3 года назад +3

      @@jameswolf5513 eat our cereal

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, then it goes quiet until the likes reach 665.

    • @eatyourcereal4747
      @eatyourcereal4747 3 года назад +5

      @@zacmumblethunder7466 you forgot 419

  • @erfho8y
    @erfho8y 3 года назад +31147

    How he actually takes out his earpieces to hear himself more clearly, priceless.

    • @codydinsen1375
      @codydinsen1375 3 года назад +48

      Ears are so funny....

    • @trisha9165
      @trisha9165 3 года назад +83

      takes em out then licks his lips like that's going to help lol

    • @LeHunkyDory
      @LeHunkyDory 3 года назад +155

      But have you tried turning down the radio to see/read the side-streets better..? 😅

    • @JassZoigel
      @JassZoigel 3 года назад +5

      @@LeHunkyDory uh that totally work because friday, friday

    • @dungeonmaster6292
      @dungeonmaster6292 3 года назад +56

      @@LeHunkyDory you only have limited cognition. So everything that detracts from one sense causes other senses to compensate, i.e. struggle

  • @mrwindupbird101
    @mrwindupbird101 Год назад +3401

    Becoming self aware of your own accent or dialect is always a bit of a shock

    • @hwile
      @hwile Год назад +100

      Have you seen "Aaron earned an iron urn"?

    • @grandmabiscuits
      @grandmabiscuits 11 месяцев назад +26

      i’m weird in that i don’t have one, because i have like seven. i’m constantly switching between different ones and fucking combining mashing them all up and it’s just. not really any one thing ever.

    • @nitroxylictv
      @nitroxylictv 6 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@grandmabiscuits Are you American? Most Texans and southerners talk with a "public" voice where they tense their throats up to mitigate the southern accent, but when they relax their entire face, tongue and throat they talk with a pretty damn strong southern accent.

    • @Winston-lf7sb
      @Winston-lf7sb 6 месяцев назад

      come to the northeast.
      excluding boston and nyc, we talk english without any accent at all

    • @Winston-lf7sb
      @Winston-lf7sb 6 месяцев назад

      @user-gf1zg5yc7r not everyone has an accent. thats just not true.
      again, english, no accent. no twang, no slurs.
      english with no accents

  • @df4196
    @df4196 3 года назад +14829

    I love how Limmy takes out his earphones to hear himself mess it up

    • @tytaanis
      @tytaanis 3 года назад +50

      That's the way.

    • @Saiku
      @Saiku 3 года назад +186

      It's the other way around, having those kind of headphones in makes you hear your own voice echo even more in your head, thus making it harder to speak because you hear your own voice echo more. Taking them out makes it easier to speak without your own voice distracting yourself. However, he still could barely say it.

    • @meatbleed
      @meatbleed 3 года назад +9

      He might've been able to hear himself through them. Or having his ears plugged messed with his head lol

    • @primethread
      @primethread 3 года назад +14

      He removed them to get rid of the sidetone actually. He was hearing himself too much.

    • @universalrandomizer405
      @universalrandomizer405 3 года назад +6

      He can't believe his ears!!

  • @tolowokere
    @tolowokere 3 года назад +30275

    The fact that he's actually shocked is what does it for me.

    • @angel_withaflamethrower
      @angel_withaflamethrower 3 года назад +19

      Hi

    • @tolowokere
      @tolowokere 3 года назад +19

      @@angel_withaflamethrower Hello.

    • @ComicalCoconutOfficial
      @ComicalCoconutOfficial 3 года назад +84

      What’s weird to me is I’d think he’s say it, might be gibberish to other people, but he’d be fine with it bc he’s scottish. Idk

    • @JoeRoganTheBald
      @JoeRoganTheBald 3 года назад +4

      It’s Yegor from cod mw

    • @010io
      @010io 3 года назад +6

      Sounds like a Turkish 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mathmurdock
    @mathmurdock 2 года назад +58832

    The absolute horror washing over him as he realizes his design limitations is what makes this video.

    • @hughmoore3251
      @hughmoore3251 2 года назад +1533

      👍Thumbs up for the phrase
      "... his design limitations..." 🤣

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +1

      I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am RUclips's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear natt

    • @leowolastname2250
      @leowolastname2250 2 года назад +44

      @@AxxLAfriku alpha this, beta that, you beta get alpha there and get some bitches

    • @lucid6531
      @lucid6531 2 года назад +5

      @@AxxLAfriku everyone knows the true grindset is the sigma grustle, you are truly crinky crongemas

    • @pharoahcaraboo9610
      @pharoahcaraboo9610 2 года назад +1043

      'HIS DESIGN LIMITATIONS'

  • @theraven3607
    @theraven3607 Год назад +488

    If I ever win the lottery, I am sending a purple burglar alarm to every household in Scotland. They'll try to make it the talk of the town but they won't succeed!

    • @decsxx
      @decsxx 5 месяцев назад +17

      this is way too fucking good

    • @highonheroin5352
      @highonheroin5352 Месяц назад +1

      That second sentence is actually hilarious

  • @trishial8212
    @trishial8212 3 года назад +35912

    I love how you can pinpoint the moment he realizes that he is the "some scottish people"

    • @ailaaaishapath9823
      @ailaaaishapath9823 3 года назад +68

      i also love how you can pinpoint the moment when your comment is recycled thrash just like your life

    • @99Cheops99
      @99Cheops99 3 года назад +787

      @@ailaaaishapath9823 careful you might cut yourself on that edge

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick 3 года назад +359

      @@ailaaaishapath9823 Man, you can't even troll people properly, f-ck outta here with that sh-tty bait lmao.

    • @diasteroid
      @diasteroid 3 года назад +223

      *sam scosh peel

    • @dawidek4267
      @dawidek4267 3 года назад +4

      @@99Cheops99 no u

  • @robbiel8677
    @robbiel8677 3 года назад +18404

    An english guy once told me that we scottish people sounded like pigeons to him and I never got it... now I do.

    • @BlaecOleander
      @BlaecOleander 3 года назад +435

      Noooo 😭

    • @BlaecOleander
      @BlaecOleander 3 года назад +360

      I didn't get it at first and so I replayed it and now I can never unhear this

    • @BeaverIAB
      @BeaverIAB 3 года назад +86

      As an Englishman, I don't understand what he was on about.

    • @phodd
      @phodd 3 года назад +254

      Scotland is a place whaur doos coo an' coos moo.

    • @blockrock44
      @blockrock44 3 года назад +96

      What kind of pigeons do you all have there in England??? Doesn't sound like a pigeon at all to me.

  • @alde1611
    @alde1611 3 года назад +62239

    I love how he takes out the ear plugs in hope it will make him less Scottish

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd 3 года назад +2825

      Exactly. He was in such a state of disbelief that he had to hear it himself.

    • @neth7826
      @neth7826 3 года назад +138

      lmaooo

    • @thethmooteresa
      @thethmooteresa 3 года назад +29

      @Athos Aramis I second steal it ☆☆☆

    • @indirabella9998
      @indirabella9998 3 года назад +14

      @@thethmooteresa third steal 😂

    • @EmCeee411
      @EmCeee411 3 года назад +12

      @@LinhNguyen-vw2lm Is there any left for me?

  • @priceyblackwinter2338
    @priceyblackwinter2338 3 месяца назад +62

    0:15 purple bog roll

  • @succ3861
    @succ3861 3 года назад +7308

    His face when he just accepted the fact that he couldn't pronounce burglar.

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 3 года назад +108

      “Bodgl”

    • @greatspaceadventure
      @greatspaceadventure 3 года назад +30

      @@yellobanana6456 It's that the alveolar L sound at the end of burglar sticks to the same sound in the L of alarm, like glued together, ha.

    • @The_Conqueeftador
      @The_Conqueeftador 3 года назад +9

      His face is him realizing he keeps saying purple bugger alarm. 🤣

    • @drrd4127
      @drrd4127 3 года назад +21

      We can pronounce burglar. Just can't pronounce purple burglar alarm together, for some reason in a Scottish accent this is a tongue twister.

    • @RomanDiaries
      @RomanDiaries 3 года назад +14

      Popple bodglal alahm

  • @plotsky_
    @plotsky_ 3 года назад +21766

    "Em the some scottish people that can't say puplbuglealam"
    *realizes he's scottish*

    • @gillymac9363
      @gillymac9363 3 года назад +13

      Uber lol

    • @9usuck0
      @9usuck0 3 года назад +16

      5k isn't enough likes for this comment.

    • @vive335
      @vive335 3 года назад +25

      Puppy eagle alarm 🚨

    • @xXIDanIZz
      @xXIDanIZz 3 года назад +7

      Underrated comment is underrated

    • @definity_j0rd4n
      @definity_j0rd4n 3 года назад +7

      'Llandrindod' how tf am I supposed to say this place? Landing dog?

  • @fonzylopez5806
    @fonzylopez5806 3 года назад +18761

    that moment a man becomes aware of a crippling disability he never knew he had.

    • @idot3331
      @idot3331 3 года назад +755

      A rare condition found in only 0.06% of the world's population. Being Scottish.

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 3 года назад +108

      I thought he already knew he was Scottish!

    • @FinleyZero
      @FinleyZero 3 года назад +81

      Reminds me of that streamer who realized he was starting to go bald during a livestream.

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 3 года назад +81

      "Im retarded?"

    • @thepenguin9
      @thepenguin9 3 года назад +12

      @@FinleyZero who?

  • @cheeezs
    @cheeezs Год назад +182

    this man was gobsmacked, dazzled and flabbergasted all at the same time

    • @Rileyton
      @Rileyton 6 месяцев назад +1

      why did i see hero from omori in your pfp

  • @TrevDawgRS
    @TrevDawgRS 3 года назад +146848

    I love how his reaction is like he just realized what scottish people sound like to others

    • @rogerfurlong1535
      @rogerfurlong1535 3 года назад +1919

      Love from Canada to you guys, we take a lot of sh*t for our accent from the Murrakins. I swear I've never said aboot in my f-ing life hahaha

    • @AmandaFromWisconsin
      @AmandaFromWisconsin 3 года назад +2745

      @@rogerfurlong1535 You don't think you do, but you do.

    • @rogerfurlong1535
      @rogerfurlong1535 3 года назад +716

      @@AmandaFromWisconsin If you are from Wisonsin, you guys are the aboot kings haha

    • @CountingStars333
      @CountingStars333 3 года назад +60

      @@rogerfurlong1535 you have an accent?

    • @jagmannenarbrand8373
      @jagmannenarbrand8373 3 года назад +704

      @@rogerfurlong1535 You guys say aboot all the time. You just cant hear it lol. Americans exaggerate the Canadian way to say it but you guys still say it lmao.

  • @theelementalscientist6631
    @theelementalscientist6631 3 года назад +8070

    The look of confusion on his face after the 2nd try is priceless

    • @MrClickity
      @MrClickity 3 года назад +162

      "What the hell is happening here? Am I having a stroke?"

    • @oleanderkazzy_
      @oleanderkazzy_ 3 года назад +7

      1k likes in 3 days never done before

    • @CarlosRios1
      @CarlosRios1 3 года назад +7

      When someone tells him feathers are heavier than steel

    • @sophie_arkenstone1484
      @sophie_arkenstone1484 3 года назад +5

      Lmao! He really looked like he thought he was gonna get it!

    • @GenericYTFan
      @GenericYTFan 3 года назад +2

      He was like huhhhhhh

  • @Chang0099
    @Chang0099 3 года назад +40567

    if you watch closely, you can see him go through all 7 stages of grief in 15 seconds. a new world record!

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog 3 года назад +216

      what, for amount of stages?

    • @andersaskjrgensen5468
      @andersaskjrgensen5468 3 года назад +596

      acceptance wasn't reached, though

    • @flandyc4513
      @flandyc4513 3 года назад +479

      @@andersaskjrgensen5468 it was in in eyes in the last second he just didn't vocalize it

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 3 года назад +131

      Grief speed run.

    • @inthemaking9714
      @inthemaking9714 3 года назад +45

      DABDA.. 5 but 7 is 😎

  • @RegisTraiter
    @RegisTraiter Год назад +582

    "Say "purple""
    "Pobble"
    "Close enough. Say "burglar""
    "Boggler"
    "Hm. Say "alarm""
    "Orram"
    "Fine. Now, say "Purple burglar alarm""
    *INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCOTTISH NOISES*

    • @balo720
      @balo720 2 месяца назад

      that is how we say it in scotland

    • @balo720
      @balo720 2 месяца назад +1

      especially in glesca

  • @systempatcher
    @systempatcher 3 года назад +55636

    His face becoming more and more hopelessly defeated is absolutely hysterical

    • @Wickedsight
      @Wickedsight 3 года назад +400

      Inside voice going: I don't get it.

    • @jetnipatteeravithayapinyo2468
      @jetnipatteeravithayapinyo2468 3 года назад +154

      William wallace died for this.

    • @pawnshot
      @pawnshot 3 года назад +176

      Same kind of face whilst trying to understand that a kilogram of steel doesn't weight more than a kilogram of feathers

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 3 года назад +16

      ...*sad Enya song begins out there, somewhere

    • @luckillease8907
      @luckillease8907 3 года назад +2

      I hate you

  • @alejoqc9540
    @alejoqc9540 3 года назад +4893

    That's just cruel, LMAO. You can perfectly appreciate the moment when the dissonance between his perception and his actual capabilities hits him in the face.

    • @LordFakmorIII
      @LordFakmorIII 3 года назад +67

      Eloquently described, monsieur.

    • @jyotiradityasatpathy3546
      @jyotiradityasatpathy3546 3 года назад +3

      Cringe

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 3 года назад +18

      @вбриватель надводопроводнический >mfw know what dissonance and eloquent is but had to google mfw

    • @roems6396
      @roems6396 3 года назад +8

      @@jyotiradityasatpathy3546
      What’re you cringing at?

    • @Nothing_to_see_here_27.
      @Nothing_to_see_here_27. 3 года назад +8

      @@roems6396 His own life, I suppose.

  • @jennahinckley8216
    @jennahinckley8216 3 года назад +23416

    This has the same energy as that “Aaron earned an iron urn” Baltimore accent test

    • @RonWolfHowl
      @RonWolfHowl 3 года назад +2695

      *ERNERNANERNERN*

    • @RonWolfHowl
      @RonWolfHowl 3 года назад +554

      Thank you so much for sharing this

    • @koyyle
      @koyyle 3 года назад +770

      Yo we had someone say that in our class and they legit said errerrneherrrern

    • @rystat
      @rystat 3 года назад +1138

      “Shit we really talk like that?”

    • @golazo
      @golazo 3 года назад +237

      Ah the world famous Baltimore accent

  • @PoletBally
    @PoletBally Год назад +256

    They call them violet intruder notifiers instead.

    • @HermeticWorlds
      @HermeticWorlds 3 месяца назад +16

      Indigo thief alert

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Месяц назад +1

      @@HermeticWorlds Blue trespasser sirens

    • @Actinide5013
      @Actinide5013 Месяц назад +2

      Aubergine Looter Klaxon

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Месяц назад

      @@Actinide5013 Is eggplant a color?

  • @CoreyLaddo
    @CoreyLaddo 3 года назад +14604

    I'm gonna say something to you right now that I've never said to no living soul in my life:
    "Purple burglar alarm"

    • @violet4239
      @violet4239 3 года назад +60

      AAAAAAAAAY ITS THE🕴🏻MAN

    • @dabossbuster2405
      @dabossbuster2405 3 года назад +37

      @@violet4239 LETTIN THE DAYS GO BY

    • @laika6661
      @laika6661 3 года назад +8

      HERE COMES THE TWISTER

    • @chrxstt
      @chrxstt 3 года назад +6

      ofc you reference the man in the video

    • @epichuman3198
      @epichuman3198 3 года назад

      I didn’t think that you would be here

  • @neilomac
    @neilomac 3 года назад +20952

    That’s why we call them ‘lilac thief sirens’ up here.

    • @hobisdimples94
      @hobisdimples94 3 года назад +420

      Oh God I'm crying 😭🤣

    • @hobisdimples94
      @hobisdimples94 3 года назад +663

      Also that sounds like a damn good name for a band 😂

    • @goldenegg1063
      @goldenegg1063 3 года назад +85

      😅🤣😂👍 best comment ever 👌

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 3 года назад +20

      Lol

    • @celestec74
      @celestec74 3 года назад +18

      Hahahahahaaaaa!!

  • @edmunddantes7097
    @edmunddantes7097 3 года назад +7011

    I love how confident he was that he wasn’t one of those “some people”.

  • @ct6852
    @ct6852 Год назад +74

    When the earbuds come out you know it's getting serious.

  • @mellowyellow360
    @mellowyellow360 3 года назад +7372

    When he realized that his accent is heavier than steel.

    • @unsubfrommeplease5527
      @unsubfrommeplease5527 3 года назад +41

      @fraser.... what

    • @islandhopper7614
      @islandhopper7614 3 года назад +34

      @fraser */blink\*

    • @Zargabaath
      @Zargabaath 3 года назад +49

      @fraser Not if they're both a kilogram.

    • @anak5880
      @anak5880 3 года назад +48

      @@islandhopper7614 I don't get it... */face of extreme confusion and sadness*

    • @gutstallion
      @gutstallion 3 года назад +64

      You mean "schteil is hæviyer þan faýthers"?

  • @Altoids101
    @Altoids101 3 года назад +2609

    "Police you've got to help me my purple burglar alarm went off"
    "Cannae hear you"

    • @jasonmcdaniel345
      @jasonmcdaniel345 3 года назад +22

      Fact: You read that second sentence in the voice of Groundskeeper Willy.

    • @djones7492
      @djones7492 3 года назад +10

      @@jasonmcdaniel345 Fact. I did.

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz 3 года назад +3

      @@jasonmcdaniel345 Who the hell is that

    • @craighall4675
      @craighall4675 3 года назад +3

      There's been a murdare...

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 3 года назад +1

      Heh, my masterpiece. What you could hear was screams of Roman levies.

  • @chickenbawqueyt
    @chickenbawqueyt 7 месяцев назад +53

    "em some scottish people canesee
    pople boclelarm
    pople boclelarm
    *confused*
    pople boclelarm
    *pulls out earbuds*
    pople baglar alarm
    pople boclelalar--
    bodcle
    bogle
    pople baglar
    bo--"

  • @pranavgaonkar8660
    @pranavgaonkar8660 3 года назад +7720

    "Sire, the Scots are inbound!"
    "The purple burglar alarm!"
    "But Sire, our troops?"
    "Just do it!"

    • @RetroPillowcase
      @RetroPillowcase 3 года назад +32

      Sick reference

    • @pleasurepain9647
      @pleasurepain9647 3 года назад +10

      i’m hungry. give me food suggestions

    • @RetroPillowcase
      @RetroPillowcase 3 года назад +39

      @@pleasurepain9647 hamburger with relish instead of pickles

    • @abirbhattacharji9345
      @abirbhattacharji9345 3 года назад +11

      @@pleasurepain9647 chicken sammich with mayo and pieced boiled chicken between 2 slices of bread

    • @akiyamamio810
      @akiyamamio810 3 года назад +16

      @@pleasurepain9647 DEATH.

  • @definitelymdt
    @definitelymdt 2 года назад +34537

    Fun fact: In Scotland, most burglars wear purple to cause confusion when people try to report the burglar.

    • @agentsenpaiii583
      @agentsenpaiii583 2 года назад +463

      is this actually true

    • @definitelymdt
      @definitelymdt 2 года назад +3357

      @@agentsenpaiii583 Yes because I have never been in Scotland in my whole life.

    • @jetrix9533
      @jetrix9533 2 года назад +142

      @@agentsenpaiii583 I don't think it is, lmao

    • @mayuwu4408
      @mayuwu4408 2 года назад +246

      @@agentsenpaiii583 probably not, I don't think many would specify that the burglar was purple when reporting them until they're asked what they looked like.

    • @agentsenpaiii583
      @agentsenpaiii583 2 года назад +11

      @@definitelymdt that doesn’t make sense

  • @Triairius
    @Triairius 2 года назад +30496

    The existential crisis creeping onto his face like "Oh god, I _am_ Scottish"

    • @headflap7569
      @headflap7569 2 года назад +517

      A fate worse than death

    • @ajarofmayonnaise3250
      @ajarofmayonnaise3250 2 года назад +301

      At least he isn’t Bri’ish.

    • @rica5304
      @rica5304 2 года назад +620

      @@ajarofmayonnaise3250 technically unfortunately he is, he’s just not English

    • @ajarofmayonnaise3250
      @ajarofmayonnaise3250 2 года назад +104

      @@rica5304 😩😩😩nooo

    • @rica5304
      @rica5304 2 года назад +170

      @@ajarofmayonnaise3250 happens to the best of us 😔

  • @Wampa842
    @Wampa842 Год назад +32

    I call this "Unfettered Enthusiasm Meets a Merciless Reality"

  • @Steampunksaly
    @Steampunksaly 3 года назад +4580

    As a Scot myself I just buy a strong lock

    • @AV57
      @AV57 3 года назад +71

      I thought you guys just ran around the hills with Claymores when invaded.

    • @dustsans9859
      @dustsans9859 3 года назад +10

      AV 57 wait ain't this what talibans do

    • @jamesrodgers3132
      @jamesrodgers3132 3 года назад +2

      Cheaper I suppose

    • @malindarayallen
      @malindarayallen 3 года назад +19

      What color? 💜?

    • @AV57
      @AV57 3 года назад +18

      @@dustsans9859, you’re thinking of a different kind of claymore.

  • @_SavageMcCabbage
    @_SavageMcCabbage 3 года назад +9257

    What's he tryna say? Spit it out, son!

    • @wryytard
      @wryytard 3 года назад +181

      Spit et oot!

    • @cheesefeast
      @cheesefeast 3 года назад +25

      Purple burglar alarm

    • @MichaelFlanagan
      @MichaelFlanagan 3 года назад +89

      Purpule burgulylurarm

    • @tomer4566
      @tomer4566 3 года назад +34

      Purple Bog Roll Alarm

    • @TheSlodfj5
      @TheSlodfj5 3 года назад +10

      TTT... Today Junior! 😂

  • @rohankishibeandpinkdarkboy8853
    @rohankishibeandpinkdarkboy8853 3 года назад +27155

    The fact that he went in to that sentence so confidently and came out looking like he was told that a kilogramme of steel and a kilogramme of feathers were the same weight.
    Edit: There I fixed the sentence. I was making a joke about one of his skits and somehow you guys found a way to make a whole thesis argument about it.

    • @royce_beyer
      @royce_beyer 3 года назад +949

      Only when there's a kilogram of both

    • @buttsufancypantsu1644
      @buttsufancypantsu1644 3 года назад +771

      @@royce_beyer But look at the size of that, that's cheating!

    • @wrylysmiley
      @wrylysmiley 3 года назад +167

      'I bet Limmy felt so out-of-body when this happened and he started to really try and focus, wowzers. Closest thing to a RL Steel and Feathers bit, I reckon!'
      A comment from 4 days earlier than this

    • @soffiapiano
      @soffiapiano 3 года назад +23

      I have been choking with your comment 🤣

    • @thundermill7109
      @thundermill7109 3 года назад +113

      “But steel is heavier than feathers!” *in utter confusion* “I don’t get it.”

  • @Got_No_Chutzpah
    @Got_No_Chutzpah 9 месяцев назад +24

    Every few months, I am recommended this video. I watch it over and over, then forget about it till the day the algorithm decides it's time for me to return.

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 4 месяца назад

      It's a mathematical constant in the universal continuum, the true form of order and stability. It always comes back, one way or the other.

  • @aaaaaaahhhh8055
    @aaaaaaahhhh8055 2 года назад +4376

    “Poplebogle-“
    :(
    Your Scot has ran into a problem. We’re just collecting some error info and we’ll restart for you.

    • @nfspbarrister5681
      @nfspbarrister5681 2 года назад +122

      😂😂😂
      "Have you try to turn it off and on again?"

    • @Pe-S
      @Pe-S 2 года назад +4

      xD

    • @astronautical1060
      @astronautical1060 2 года назад +30

      I heard the goddamn Windows error sound in my head while reading this comment. That shit was hilarious.

    • @51SErVER
      @51SErVER 2 года назад +8

      Would you like to report it to Microsoft?

    • @G0d1iK3
      @G0d1iK3 Год назад

      Lmaoooo same 😂

  • @Alteori
    @Alteori 3 года назад +9458

    🤣🤣🤣 how to get a scotsman to glitch.

  • @aarishbaig
    @aarishbaig 3 года назад +5032

    I actually expected him to just look deadpan at the camera and say it "properly"

    • @jty9631
      @jty9631 3 года назад +323

      The sad thing is he did say it properly only 2 weeks before. This is just the rapid decline of age.

    • @UmbrellaSound
      @UmbrellaSound 3 года назад +174

      Dementia is no joking matter.

    • @paralox3078
      @paralox3078 3 года назад +64

      PerrPOL BerGLER uhLARM

    • @khanzy.
      @khanzy. 3 года назад +12

      @@paralox3078 Now say it in bri ish

    • @KahurangiSteez
      @KahurangiSteez 3 года назад +68

      @@khanzy. "oi gimme ur wallet"

  • @BigJiggly
    @BigJiggly Год назад +303

    Congrats to the man for working to overcome his disability, I simply couldn’t imagine the horrors of being Scottish.

  • @atroyz
    @atroyz 2 года назад +4066

    This is like the twist ending to some Hitchcock film when the hero realizes he’s been Scottish the whole time but never knew it.

    • @MrTubularBalls
      @MrTubularBalls 2 года назад +18

      Aye!

    • @irregularassassin6380
      @irregularassassin6380 2 года назад +52

      A yes, I love Hitchcock's less well known masterpiece "Strangers on a Glen."

    • @bellebonebag8096
      @bellebonebag8096 2 года назад +6

      @RUclips is highkey garbage LOL

    • @verward
      @verward 2 года назад +24

      This should be like the ending of the sixth sense: "*gasp* It's me. I've Scottish all along."

    • @firewall5189
      @firewall5189 2 года назад +13

      m night shyamalan taking notes furiously in the corner

  • @adudefromtheukvideos
    @adudefromtheukvideos 3 года назад +6426

    Remembering our dear friend Benny Harvey who tragically passed away choking on his own tongue as he tried to say it.
    RIP big man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊

  • @mcash232
    @mcash232 3 года назад +2855

    *Tries to say 'Purple Burglar Alarm'*
    *Scotsman OS*: "This application has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."

    • @jamespaxton6395
      @jamespaxton6395 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @mikosoft
      @mikosoft 3 года назад +11

      VoiceSynthesizer.exe has encountered an error and will be shut down.

    • @jackdiamond5340
      @jackdiamond5340 3 года назад +2

      This may be the funniest comment I’ve ever read

    • @_GhostMiner
      @_GhostMiner 3 года назад

      Scott is no responding

    • @Tennarix
      @Tennarix 3 года назад

      "Soundcard not detected".

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 7 месяцев назад +9

    I love how he just realizes he can’t say it as if he heard about how other Scots can’t say it, but just immediately assumed he could and never tested it until now. 💀💀

  • @polokan
    @polokan 3 года назад +11714

    He goes through the stages of grief so fast
    0:03 Denial
    0:05 Anger
    0:08 Bargaining
    0:12 Depression
    0:16 Acceptance

    • @jacobgoddard9688
      @jacobgoddard9688 3 года назад +40

      XD

    • @a-filipov
      @a-filipov 3 года назад +157

      GOLD

    • @jasonwarren9279
      @jasonwarren9279 3 года назад +91

      Best comment on here.

    • @CATMANJess
      @CATMANJess 3 года назад +25

      Good job funny listen to him say it in slow motion lol

    • @ARSZLB
      @ARSZLB 3 года назад +21

      right…even though his reaction is literally unchanged for the entirety of this 17 second clip…

  • @chesscomsupport8689
    @chesscomsupport8689 3 года назад +1661

    Moral of the story: If you're worried about Scottish burglars, make your alarm purple

    • @Whatisahandle93
      @Whatisahandle93 3 года назад +79

      Lol I just pictured 3 burglars stopping a heist because one couldn’t pronounce the security system he found.

    • @missq4724
      @missq4724 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 3 года назад +2

      Is this why barely anyone plays as Bonnie in Payday 2?

    • @SeanCrosser
      @SeanCrosser 3 года назад +7

      Big sign that says "The passcode is "Purple Burglar Alarm""

    • @barneylaurance1865
      @barneylaurance1865 3 года назад +1

      No it's an alarm for purple burglars.

  • @dingledoodles2615
    @dingledoodles2615 2 года назад +10536

    As a Scotsman i can confirm that purple burglar alarms are forbidden.

    • @turkishundelightful5382
      @turkishundelightful5382 Год назад +170

      You mean popleboglealarm?

    • @jb7363
      @jb7363 Год назад +20

      But burglar alarms in purple are negotiable

    • @gianni206
      @gianni206 Год назад +10

      Are you guys ok?? What’s wrong with your Rs??

    • @Hastur876
      @Hastur876 Год назад +18

      Even just "burglar alarm" is unpronounceable in Scottish, try it.

    • @C.Church
      @C.Church Год назад +1

      What about alarmists against purple burglars?

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf Год назад +7

    You can hear his own throat start to strangle him.

  • @EvWuzhere
    @EvWuzhere 3 года назад +3631

    Its not even the whole phrase, they literally just cant say the word burglar

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 3 года назад +210

      Didn't sound like he got any of it, frankly. Pupple bugglam?

    • @Amigo21189
      @Amigo21189 3 года назад +306

      "Burglar" is fine, "alarm" is fine, but "burglar alarm" fills itself with intrusive rhotacism until it explodes.

    • @Mangeen
      @Mangeen 3 года назад +27

      @@8thlvlMage I think for many dialects only the Scottish can understand them clearly. I got lucky in not being raised in Scotland so I don't have a thick accent but can a) understand them better and b) claim to be Scottish.

    • @Roo_R8
      @Roo_R8 3 года назад +4

      Lmao I mean I'm Scottish n can say it but defo agree with 2nd comment ✌️

    • @Jesyx
      @Jesyx 3 года назад +10

      Pappal bagalam

  • @Bones_
    @Bones_ 3 года назад +1294

    His reaction is like when someone finds out they’re colorblind and they start questioning their whole life

    • @kakalimukherjee3297
      @kakalimukherjee3297 3 года назад +17

      Lol true. Found out I'm mildly protanopic a few days ago. Disqualifies me from a lot of jobs. *Life sucks*

    • @reptile_loki
      @reptile_loki 3 года назад

      i found out i am colorblind at 12

    • @vincentweatherly9991
      @vincentweatherly9991 3 года назад +2

      @@reptile_loki I found out younger. Wish I never had it tho, can’t be my top 2 dream jobs

    • @HighAsASprite
      @HighAsASprite 3 года назад +3

      @@vincentweatherly9991 you never know I know someone who can’t see the colour red but works as a designer:)

    • @vincentweatherly9991
      @vincentweatherly9991 3 года назад +3

      @@HighAsASprite I want to be a train driver or fire fighter and the career fire fighting agency in my state requires colour

  • @alien_teetaw
    @alien_teetaw 2 года назад +44968

    0:03 Denial
    0:05 Anger
    0:10 Bargaining
    0:13 Depression
    0:15 Acceptance

    • @DivisiveSnoo
      @DivisiveSnoo 2 года назад +868

      Underrated comment

    • @terra1149
      @terra1149 2 года назад +126

      AlphaMaleNate ok

    • @DivisiveSnoo
      @DivisiveSnoo 2 года назад +1190

      @@terra1149 ur comment is literally a waste of bandwidth

    • @terra1149
      @terra1149 2 года назад +474

      AlphaMaleNate fool I have u n l i m i t e d b a n d w i d t h

    • @corneraction6765
      @corneraction6765 2 года назад +401

      @@DivisiveSnoo r/Rareinsults

  • @Honeykarthika
    @Honeykarthika Год назад +69

    Imagine 5 scotsmen trying to say the same together.

    • @Wolverinejackman
      @Wolverinejackman Год назад +5

      It'd probably sound like the Kazakh reporter diesel engine

    • @mr.duckie._.
      @mr.duckie._. Год назад +6

      subtitles:
      n, the some scoish that cana see popul bo(d)gan alam
      popul boglala lam
      popul bo(d)glala lom
      *takes earphones out*
      popul borglar alam
      popul boglar ala-
      bodgulm-
      bodgulum-
      *puts on earphones*
      phophle bodglam-

  • @rpfcreates4476
    @rpfcreates4476 2 года назад +23492

    Taking headphones out to speak more clearly has the same energy as me lowering my music in the car to see better

    • @johanna_na
      @johanna_na Год назад +452

      I can't breathe 😂 You just described me 😂

    • @Ching_Cheng_Hanji
      @Ching_Cheng_Hanji Год назад +553

      I have to wear my glasses to hear someone more clear

    • @stippystips9418
      @stippystips9418 Год назад +296

      @@Ching_Cheng_Hanji its prob bc we use a bit of lip reading in normal conversation, which is partly why it's harder to hear someone wearing a face mask

    • @Fatherlobster800
      @Fatherlobster800 Год назад +99

      And oddly enough it works

    • @Fillster
      @Fillster Год назад +484

      Taking the focus off one of the senses to get more focus on another

  • @Unbound_Selrahc
    @Unbound_Selrahc 3 года назад +2057

    This was a realization for him, the more he said it, the more he realized how true it was, while simultaneously figuring out just how scots sound to the rest of the world. Lol, what a journey.

  • @ArtisticallyME
    @ArtisticallyME 2 года назад +9211

    This is the best 14 second video I’ve ever been blessed with

    • @OLBastholm
      @OLBastholm 2 года назад +191

      But this is 17 seconds

    • @heavensentssmokingchannel9847
      @heavensentssmokingchannel9847 2 года назад +31

      @@OLBastholm right and 500 idiots agreed

    • @blade5445
      @blade5445 2 года назад +47

      @@heavensentssmokingchannel9847 most likely a typo. Also verified comments will get likes no matter what

    • @dolan_darkerest
      @dolan_darkerest 2 года назад +14

      @@OLBastholm he starts to speak purple burglar alarm around 0:03

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 2 года назад

      My life is now complete, I can die "Well that sucked" instead of "This is bullshit!" now.

  • @Demonomania87
    @Demonomania87 10 месяцев назад +11

    Scots.exe has encountered an error and has stopped responding.

  • @alexreid4131
    @alexreid4131 Год назад +8894

    As a Scot this was my exact same reaction when someone (English person) years ago betted me I couldn’t say “Purple Burglar Alarm”. I thought they were crazy then this same look of horror came over my my face when I realized I couldn’t do it. It was quite disturbing at the time. More disturbing writing this when I realized I could barely even spell it 🤦‍♂️

    • @alexreid4131
      @alexreid4131 Год назад +60

      @will s you do realize that most everything that's been invented that we use today were invented by Scots right? And no that's not Scottish patriotism. It's a statement of fact. Look it up for yourself and you'll see. Also, I've got three degrees, served as a Captain in Her Majesty's British Army for seven years and have lived in the US for 15 years now running my own businesses. So at a personal level not top of the food chain by any means but I'd argue already have achieved a modicum of "success" (whatever that means). But, I can't say "Purple Burglar Alarm" without changing my accent. That's a true statement also.

    • @alexreid4131
      @alexreid4131 Год назад +36

      @will s huh? What are you going on about now?

    • @rohana5173
      @rohana5173 Год назад +210

      @@alexreid4131 bro is on some top-tier copium

    • @alexreid4131
      @alexreid4131 Год назад +13

      @@rohana5173 I can't speak to that. Hopefully he learns something though. It's always good to learn something new. Seems this lad isn't too focussed on that though. Shame.

    • @TheSundayShooter
      @TheSundayShooter Год назад +49

      Heard a Glaswegian during a computer game online, it was such a tremendous surprise that I forgot the name _Scotland_ and blurted out Ireland instead. He responded, "Now _who_ the f**k is Irish?" Thanks for reminding me 13 years later

  • @ayzjhn7361
    @ayzjhn7361 3 года назад +4848

    Scottish: "I fear no man..."But that thing..."
    **Purple burglar alarm**
    Scottish: "... It scares me"

    • @ZuoKalp
      @ZuoKalp 3 года назад +9

      To know that both Heavy and the Demo share voice actor makes this joke even funnier.

    • @aj9777
      @aj9777 3 года назад

      @@ZuoKalp really that's one talented dude

    • @humanhuman5024
      @humanhuman5024 3 года назад +5

      @@VeganSemihCyprus33 Being a vegan is flawed logic

    • @zrATT_
      @zrATT_ 3 года назад

      @@ZuoKalp OH YEAH

    • @gyrrakavian
      @gyrrakavian 3 года назад +3

      The English don't really get to criticize the Scots for this. Hell, some Englishmen can barely pronounce English, let alone non-English words.

  • @Amenomihashira
    @Amenomihashira 3 года назад +3052

    The confused "bubgul? Bubgul?" had me rolling.

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 3 года назад +26

      I thought Bubgul was an Uruk Hai first name ...

    • @606films9
      @606films9 3 года назад +8

      Budgul

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 3 года назад

      @chinese mouth man Yeah - its Hell trying to call out his name and get his attention in the din of battle though, and writing it on a christmas card is just awkward ... fun mutations aside that's probably why some stuck with just Bubgul the Butthead. However an Orc standard of travel was named after him: "4 days as the Bubgul runs" is a colloquial orc expression. Its not too far - fun mutations and all and does not exacly refer to a straight line.

    • @tommyb6611
      @tommyb6611 3 года назад +12

      Papal bugr all'm

    • @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA
      @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA 3 года назад +7

      Scottish turned into Middle Eastern in just seconds lmao

  • @Plethorality
    @Plethorality Год назад +17

    Thank you for the joy you bring to the world.

  • @Nial.Ramlose
    @Nial.Ramlose 3 года назад +1670

    Him removing his earpieces is the same as turning down the radio in the car to find where you're going

    • @Alex-is8hk
      @Alex-is8hk 3 года назад +191

      That actually has to do with our brains wanting to limit the amount of information it has to process.

    • @Tirryna
      @Tirryna 3 года назад +11

      THIS CRACKED ME UP!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yesiyoongster1175
      @yesiyoongster1175 3 года назад +3

      😧😂😂😂

    • @clairet5636
      @clairet5636 3 года назад +28

      @@Alex-is8hk yeah, hard to focus with too much going on!

    • @Hazzard91
      @Hazzard91 3 года назад +29

      @@Alex-is8hk Yeah, I need to upgrade my RAM.

  • @AIOctober
    @AIOctober 3 года назад +1729

    I bet Limmy felt so out-of-body when this happened and he started to really try and focus, wowzers. Closest thing to a RL Steel and Feathers bit, I reckon!

    • @mythosinfinite6736
      @mythosinfinite6736 3 года назад +4

      Wowzers

    • @A_Very_Hairy_Canary
      @A_Very_Hairy_Canary 3 года назад

      except in the steel and feathers bit his character didn't understand. i'm sure he understands this one

    • @johnsaunders8626
      @johnsaunders8626 3 года назад

      And this is how English people pronounce it, "poo pole boogaloo alam" wtf? 😂

  • @rabbitraisin
    @rabbitraisin Год назад +9

    My neighbour is Scottish (from Glasgow), I almost want to ask him to say this 😂 I can barely understand a word he says most times. I thought it was because I'm Ukrainian then I mentioned it to an English friend and he said "don't worry I can't understand him either" 🤣

    • @sjfrench8034
      @sjfrench8034 Год назад

      That reminds me of the scene in Ralph Breaks The Internet when Merida says something and Vanellope gets confused and the others are like "yeah we can't understand her she's from the other studio"

  • @stevecarlson6462
    @stevecarlson6462 Год назад +5882

    This is so sad. These people need all our support.

    • @samuelmenezes2699
      @samuelmenezes2699 Год назад +60

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lindenir540
      @lindenir540 Год назад +375

      Every minute in Scotland, 60 seconds pass 😔

    • @chellesama8256
      @chellesama8256 Год назад +77

      @@lindenir540 So tragic.

    • @vasvas8914
      @vasvas8914 Год назад

      They can't even buy a purple anti-theft device. Poor bastards

    • @SilentHotdog28
      @SilentHotdog28 Год назад +68

      @@lindenir540 My condolences go out to all those troubled by this condition.

  • @tastycarbonara
    @tastycarbonara 3 года назад +1270

    Reminded me of when Jeremy Clarkson said Glaswegians can't say "Burglar Alarm", an actual Glaswegian went up to the stage and then butchered it EXACTLY like how Limmy did here...

  • @martineldritch
    @martineldritch 3 года назад +1464

    They probably just say "violet thief whistles" or just "thistles" for short.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 года назад +94

      "Oh no, it's that thing, in that color, that makes all the noise!" - line from Scottish heist movie.

    • @changedpace9169
      @changedpace9169 3 года назад

      @@recoil53 lmfaooo

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 3 года назад +17

      @@recoil53 Thank God Sean Connery as James Bond never had to deal with any purple burgler alarms, or it would have take the whole 007 Franchise out!

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 года назад +8

      @@themaggattack "Goldfinger has used a purrr . . . a purrr
      F%$^* it I'm hitting the bar."

    • @thenarrator.9889
      @thenarrator.9889 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lemonator32
    @Lemonator32 Год назад +14

    It was at this moment Limmy realized he's Scottish.

  • @stanley13579
    @stanley13579 2 года назад +9089

    I think he can say "purple" and "alarm" just fine (even if his accent is thicker than Texas toast), but I am not convinced he can say the word "burglar" in any capacity, even by itself.

    • @-neuro
      @-neuro 2 года назад +508

      Nah he is saying pupple buggla lahm

    • @derpypotato677
      @derpypotato677 2 года назад +328

      As a Texan I can confirm we cut our toast very thick.

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 2 года назад +71

      @@derpypotato677 not the only thick thing out that way

    • @Jagar_Tharn
      @Jagar_Tharn 2 года назад +33

      texas toast is thick?

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU 2 года назад +3

      @@Jagar_Tharn Gringo toast is thick all over the place but Texans oh my, they are chunky people.

  • @naeratillnaturen
    @naeratillnaturen 3 года назад +2160

    "Some scottish people can't say pople brlglrrlrm"
    "Pople boklrlarm"
    "Pople boklarlrm"
    "Pople boklrlarm"
    "Pople bokl arlrm"
    "Buckle"
    "Buckle"
    "Pople boglr"
    "Popl-"

    • @zrATT_
      @zrATT_ 3 года назад +137

      Thx for the lyrics

    • @zTeaTheCoffee
      @zTeaTheCoffee 3 года назад +33

      love it when people just type out exactly what happened in the video i literally just watched and adding nothing to it. especially when they get hundreds of likes for doing so.

    • @carrot6409
      @carrot6409 3 года назад +97

      @@zTeaTheCoffee Some people might have hearing difficulties and the video doesn't have subtitles, so it's helpful for them
      But it's also funny to see the words typed out, our humor is weird

    • @zTeaTheCoffee
      @zTeaTheCoffee 3 года назад +16

      @@carrot6409 i would be extraordinarily surprised if this was done for people with hearing difficulties but ok

    • @CaatsGoMoooo
      @CaatsGoMoooo 3 года назад +51

      @@zTeaTheCoffee Damn ur bitter

  • @rat_dragon
    @rat_dragon 3 года назад +2615

    Sorry to all the Scottish people out there but this is hilarious, not gonna lie

    • @HellNoKamala
      @HellNoKamala 3 года назад +28

      It's as if English was his second language. Not pronouncing R's is hereditary there. I can't make myself say quite a few words Australians say really weird.

    • @MissMultiConsole
      @MissMultiConsole 3 года назад +13

      I didn't realise the Scottish had such issues lol its interesting

    • @jaojao1768
      @jaojao1768 3 года назад +45

      @@HellNoKamala he is pronouncing R, just that he has a trilled R rather than the postalveolar R of most English accents

    • @HellNoKamala
      @HellNoKamala 3 года назад +5

      @@jaojao1768 I rrreckon so

    • @gillymac9363
      @gillymac9363 3 года назад +7

      It's Ts we don't bother with

  • @LucidMlem
    @LucidMlem 5 месяцев назад +3

    0:04 Denial
    0:05 Anger
    0:08 Bargaining
    0:15 Depression

  • @WillowDaRobot
    @WillowDaRobot 2 года назад +3056

    The fact that he actually got it right the fourth try but continued to screw up through more attempts is so funny to me.

    • @Nami8302_OwO
      @Nami8302_OwO Год назад +153

      Pupple Buggler Allahm

    • @tacotuttle
      @tacotuttle Год назад +22

      Wait, so do they just not have r in the Scottish language?

    • @acayette
      @acayette Год назад +15

      @@tacotuttle 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @tacotuttle
      @tacotuttle Год назад +15

      ​@@acayette was genuinely asking the question. If im stupid, please tell me why

    • @Brandon-vd7er
      @Brandon-vd7er Год назад +12

      @@tacotuttle Lil bro idk how old you are but look.. He is speaking English.. Does English have the letter r?

  • @BlueSpams
    @BlueSpams 2 года назад +923

    The fact that he seems so bewildered by it is what does it for me

  • @aHumanBeing97
    @aHumanBeing97 2 года назад +2220

    My grandfather is Scottish, ever since I was a child. Him saying this “sentence”, is all I’ve ever asked for on my bday and Xmas. He never understood why I find it so funny, but I’ll keep asking every chance I’ve got.

    • @showsplus1
      @showsplus1 2 года назад +265

      he was scottish ever since you were a child hmm?

    • @aHumanBeing97
      @aHumanBeing97 2 года назад +53

      @@showsplus1 I mean. It does work out that way as he’s been English ever since moving and living in England 👀.

    • @cbracing808
      @cbracing808 2 года назад +16

      @@aHumanBeing97 ...I think that depends on whether we are talking about nationality or ethnicity... with a accent like that I doubt a scot would want to change their ethnicity. It just wouldn't be right.

    • @sarahprice659
      @sarahprice659 2 года назад +23

      I’m going to be an annoying English student… it is not a sentence but a phrase.

    • @chrismullaney9042
      @chrismullaney9042 2 года назад +40

      What was he before you were a child?
      Is this supposed to be an unfinished derivitive of the popular Mitch Hedberg joke: "I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to do them, too."

  • @jobowisheshewasnomo4171
    @jobowisheshewasnomo4171 Год назад +7

    i like that he thought the earbuds were the problem.

  • @joshuak4553
    @joshuak4553 3 года назад +388

    I love how he removes his earbuds to maximize focus

    • @MizzWGGrrrl
      @MizzWGGrrrl 3 года назад +12

      It's like turning down the car radio so you can drive better. Or me turning up the volume on some British sitcoms in hopes I'll be able to figure out what the joke is.

    • @Ty-J_250
      @Ty-J_250 3 года назад +1

      @Andrea Lyon 😂😂 @the 2nd part

    • @whatever96
      @whatever96 3 года назад +3

      @@MizzWGGrrrl I do both of these things on a regular basis 🤣👏

  • @ethzero
    @ethzero 3 года назад +1384

    The real "No true Scotchman" test.

    • @petewerehere
      @petewerehere 3 года назад +74

      The only way to pass is to fail (and have an existential crisis)

    • @sockpastarock7082
      @sockpastarock7082 3 года назад +38

      More of a whiskeyman myself

    • @pubcollize
      @pubcollize 3 года назад +1

      This comment made me laugh more than the video.

    • @jaybingham3711
      @jaybingham3711 3 года назад +2

      @@petewerehere yes, an anti-test

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone 3 года назад +2

      Its Scotsman, lmao

  • @McMillanScottish
    @McMillanScottish 2 года назад +522

    A long time ago, I was a professional touring musician, and I played at a little inn on the Isle of Arran in Scotland. Everything was going fine, and in between songs, I told some jokes. Nobody laughed. I shrugged it off and kept going. After the show, the bartender said, “Your jokes were pretty funny, but I think nobody understood your accent.” Reality check.

    • @Crowborn
      @Crowborn 2 года назад +27

      That's quite the experience! What accent do you speak in?

    • @gaeunyang
      @gaeunyang 2 года назад +2

      @@Crowborn lol

    • @MsPaintMr
      @MsPaintMr 2 года назад +11

      Glaswegian?

  • @dadofgio
    @dadofgio Год назад +8

    Nobody:
    Scots: Porprborgrorrorm

  • @kadewoodtechfolder
    @kadewoodtechfolder 3 года назад +2353

    Well done. He barely got there. Us Aussies can say “we lost a war to emus”

    • @hamletksquid2702
      @hamletksquid2702 3 года назад +48

      Because you're linguistic gymnasts, or because it's true?

    • @benruddle4740
      @benruddle4740 3 года назад +76

      I wish it wasn't true

    • @emmad4308
      @emmad4308 3 года назад +170

      @@hamletksquid2702 it's true lmao, also we lost one of our Prime Ministers. We never found him btw.

    • @Crucisphinx
      @Crucisphinx 3 года назад +19

      @@emmad4308 Wait, what???

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 3 года назад +106

      @@Crucisphinx
      One PM went swimming and was never heard since. Lots of urban myths about that.

  • @CharcoalSparks
    @CharcoalSparks 3 года назад +408

    I'm afraid this could be very limiting in life. I use this phrase constantly throughout my day and am praised by everyone who hears it

  • @ciircuz
    @ciircuz 3 года назад +358

    The moment when he has to take out his earpods to h e a r himself while in pure disbelief is gold

  • @paalexsamaklyne1040
    @paalexsamaklyne1040 11 месяцев назад +2

    Yes dude I agree. I remember working as a receptionist in International students hostel and one Scot's man who came back said to me, " Hai friend, ken I have a ken of ironz". So I did not catch what meant, so I thought he wanted to iron his clothes, so I gave an iron. He said no,no,no and he showed me the sign and said drink drink. Oh a can of 🍊 orange, then he laugh ,yes,yes. I said please speak English. Then we burst out laughing. So I am not surprised at all," a purple burglar Alarm".
    God bless 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @aqdrobert
    @aqdrobert 3 года назад +2092

    Kirk: How did the Klingons steal our weapon?
    Scotty: They deactivated the purple...burglar...alarm...
    McCoy: What did he even say?

    • @nope_no_nunya.
      @nope_no_nunya. 3 года назад +3

      😂🤣

    • @OneTrueCat
      @OneTrueCat 3 года назад +35

      So this is Scotty's nuclear wessels moment?

    • @ticketyboo2456
      @ticketyboo2456 3 года назад +18

      aqdrobert Seeing as Scotty had the worst Scottish accent ever he probably would've aced that sentence tbh...

    • @stevee7774
      @stevee7774 3 года назад +2

      @@ticketyboo2456 - Aye, it was bad one for sure laddy.

    • @pippishortstocking7913
      @pippishortstocking7913 3 года назад

      😂

  • @Comedy-xo1xp
    @Comedy-xo1xp 3 года назад +269

    It was this very reason that the singer Prince never bought a property in Glasgow.

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 3 года назад +8

      It's also what inspired him to change his name to something you can't pronounce

    • @maliciousbugman
      @maliciousbugman 3 года назад +13

      @@PiousMoltar Oh my god his Prince symbol looks exactly like what Scottish people sound like

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 3 года назад +2

      That and the fact that 'Take The High Road' had been cancelled the month before.

    • @innertuber4049
      @innertuber4049 3 года назад +1

      He could steal anything he wanted to, though, being a purple burglar himself

    • @Ricardo-cl3vs
      @Ricardo-cl3vs 3 года назад

      Luv me sum Parpull Renn frum Prennz.

  • @kungfuman82
    @kungfuman82 3 года назад +179

    If I ever go to Scotland, I'm introducing myself as "Purple Burglar Alarm".

    • @hughjanos3992
      @hughjanos3992 2 года назад

      under scottish law you are found guilty of hate speech and war crimes on all charges for this comment.
      may limmy have mercy on your soul

  • @ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e
    @ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm at a bar right now, and we were talking about the Baltimore "Aaron earned an iron earn" thing, and then the dude recommended this. I fucking love it😂🤣😭💀

  • @papajmegg1774
    @papajmegg1774 3 года назад +1101

    limmy’s became a statistic among those who canny say purple bugral- burgre- burg- fuck it

  • @cleon24769
    @cleon24769 3 года назад +400

    "Perruh-pull BrrRrgrrAR arrRrallem."
    My brain instantly went to that scene from Windtalkers where the Japanese codebreakers get confused by the Navajo radio operators.
    "It sounds like they're underwater. Is it English?"

    • @gyrrakavian
      @gyrrakavian 3 года назад

      At least he's trying.

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 3 года назад +9

      There is a skit where two people with thick accents get stuck in a voice activated elevator at a tech convention. He just realized voice activation is not for him.

  • @DavidAKJohnson
    @DavidAKJohnson 3 года назад +1864

    “Claire’s hair is fairly curly”
    Someone from Belfast with a thick accent saying this would be like “Curshurasfurlycurlay” 😂

    • @williamanderson5731
      @williamanderson5731 3 года назад +18

      where can i hear this

    • @janhenson9616
      @janhenson9616 3 года назад +131

      No if you wanna hear outrageous northern Irish sentence, ask them to say the classic
      ‘Take a power shower for half an hour at the top of a tower’
      Comes out
      ‘Take a par shar for half n ar at the top of a tar’

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 3 года назад +13

      Why would Claire come out Cursha? I feel like they can say KlAre. Like the county.

    • @colmhawkins8007
      @colmhawkins8007 3 года назад +13

      It actually comes out like this C(uh)layrsharesfairycurry if they said it with the imagined ‘uh,’ you’ve got yourself a Cathi, if not they’re a prote, or at least their parents were Cath/Prote. Trust me it’s flawless methodology right 100% of the time, some of the time :) *’Researched’ it the now, I’m studying in Belfast.

    • @DavidAKJohnson
      @DavidAKJohnson 3 года назад +6

      @@samaraisnt more “Cur”. I can barely hear a girls name sounding like “CLair” here. They just go “Cur” as if they are saying “care”

  • @wishingwell12345
    @wishingwell12345 10 месяцев назад +5

    As a Scot I can say this in both my normal accent and my super exaggerated accent.

  • @suyashmisra7406
    @suyashmisra7406 3 года назад +232

    "I'm gonna say something that I've never said to a living soul in my life"

  • @Ysumbruh0
    @Ysumbruh0 2 года назад +542

    His reaction when he realises that’s he’s Scottish and a purple burglar alarm is his kryptonite