I Am The World's Worst Killer - Bitlife
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Anyone can throw a toaster in a bathtub...my calling card is the atomic wedgie of death.
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Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"All of his family randomly died making breakfast in the tub"
It’s simple they stole my idea for breakfast in bath
@@clairej.9479 tsk tsk tsk,
"I just want to live an honest life!"
Says CaptainSauce after escaping jail and killing his parents
That statement would sound so wrong if it wasn't on a Bitlife video
Nice
"I just want to live a quiet life"
*Has a stand that has something to do with explosions*
Parent*
Hey, if you're going to *intentionally* become a criminal you should first be honest with yourself by not denying that you'll be breaking laws.
The court *definately* understands lifespans! *24115 years of prison...*
Yes i *definately* understood the slur of a comment you posted
*Definitely
One thing that they don’t understand is it’s your spellings
@@noodleee_ shut
@@hopepapernacky shut
Captain Sauce: goes to jail for life because of attempted wedgie
IRL: “... Seriously, woman?”
Make more vids man i used to watch them
I once assaulted my sister by poking her finger and she pulled a homemade rocket launcher on me.
@@azorus8144 dosent you’re sister think that’s a bit much(if not I’m sorry to hear that)
@@zunnobia I think they meant in bitlife-
@@zunnobia haha r/wooosh go
WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
CaptainSause: *shoots a homeless person*
the police force: "that'll be 24,000 years in the slammer"
Cap:I DID THEM A FAVOR
police:I don't care
"Ugly girl with daddy issues... THIS IS PERFECT!"
-CaptainSauce 2019
Lol
DOEboy06k read it as it happened
WAIT IT GO MR WEINER!
Lol
That’s just meg griffin
Sent back to prison for 714 years.
Captain Sauce: See ya in10 minutes
Holly crap, ive never gotten this many likes. THANKS
What ? You are friends with captainsause
Holly crap xD
Np
It’s actually 715 btw
But funny
Captainsauce out of context:
You attempted to pull your mother's underwear over her face! She attacked you with a grenade! She blew up your finger!
"I was born a female in Cardiff, United Kingdom"
CaptainSauce: cANdIfF
Well he's a canadian
Bijuu mike: struggles to get 1K
Captain Sauce: 11K
Jimmy Moore I’ve had 30k
@@turtle8594 uh huh
Renegadefanatic 011 yup
It might be a diferrence of versions, andriod doubles the sentence every time while if im not wrong ios version makes the sentence maybe 1 or 2 years higher each time
@@turtle8594 i believe that,yep,totally no doubt
Imagine getting arrested by officer weiner😭
This is the reason i watch captainsause
aiden m true
That's a XXX title if I ever heard one
Bigwe ner
the fact that its also a woman
Captain sauce: well I’m goin to jail see ya in 10 minutes
*kills everyone in the world*
Your profile picture 🤦♂️
@@twixbarsaredelightful 🤦♂️
Sauce: "I was born a female in Candiff, United Kingdom"
Me: "Did he just call Cardiff "Candiff"? *(Rewinds Video)* He did! I'm going to make a comment about that."
Well you sort of are right mean
i live in cardiff
I live in Cardiff
Damn you beat me to it
Eth
Cap:(slips plan B into breakfast) mom:dees guud eegs
Tf u saying
deez guud nutz
What
Thanos:Kills half the universe
Captain Sauce:Hold my prison sentence.
That's a non-alcoholic prison sentence I hope!
@@Jamesishappy same
Job interview tomorrow night at the end of the year of the day before the end of the year of the day after day I don't have the right way too long and the end of the year and the year to get my money and time consuming but it doesn't even work and I love you so much fun and I don't think I might be a little bit more of a sudden urge to go back to sleep now I have a great way to kill and eat kids
"I can't go to baby jail"
Captainsauce
-2019
is that a thing?
@@SasukeUchiha723 no...kinda there's juvie
Sasuke Uchiha i mean if you heard of Simpleflips...
Well you cant
Social services
once in BitLife, I refused to let someone cheat on me on a test in university. Then I made a mistake to tattle on them and the person got suspended. They took a picaxe and impaled me in the gut.
Strategy impeccable
One time my enemy shoved a pole up my rump and I died.
There has been so much more added to this game cap.
You can watch Matt shea with your friends.
(I'm not kidding one of the RUclips option is your old buddy Matt).
I honestly want you to get bitzen get the job pack and God mode and watch you try becoming the don of the Mafia or a street hustler.
Cap himself is an option if I recall as well, shame he’s probably never gonna play it again
@@radiogobrrrrrrr1949
I've never seen cap as an option that must be some new update because I would have remembered having cap as an option.
You should try to be the richest next episode
Like for him to see
@Elmo I didn't know u curse
Owen Elmo is right though never beg
0 views and 410 likes and 205 comments RUclips had to much vodka
Yeah mother RUclips's drunk again...😂😂😂😂😂
Someone spiked his demonetization juice.
Wut is vidka?
@@hatgirl9992 A type of alcohol that can get you really REALLY drunk...I was told it originated in Russia
@@stonefoxx0277 hmmmmk
For some reason it said that my father was unknown
But yet the next year it says “Your mom and dad just divorced.”
"Hes supposed to move once" blatantly ignores the directions
"My birthday is Nov 3. I am a Scorpio. My mother is Heidi. Father is unknown."
Yep. There's my biography.
Call me daddy
Cap: Assaulting people doesn’t kill them
Also cap: *gets killed by a mug in the last episode *
But he was assaulted by his sister what do you mean cap?
CAPtain sauce
Certain sause yeetgod69
"I can't believe out of all that, the 24000 years of prison I was handed down, I died to a witch."
-CaptainSauce
2019
i got a lot of kills and i got 463501 years in prison
Me: Has never escaped from jail
CaptainSauce: *Escapes on the first try in under 5 seconds*
What!
@@2Finnn322 I can confirm by now I have escaped multiple times
@@Red1Driveryou answered a reply a year ago, that’s some serious dedication.
I know i'm late but if you hit the school button and study harder you get smarter
Oh nice, this'll help
Kandif United Kingdom hu?
*BRITISH ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*
Glad someone noticed the great place of Kandif
"We aren't going to assault anyone, because that doesn't kill them!"
-CaptainSauce, 2019
@@Mickey-ys8si its 6 times he skiped one
A
The Canadian Spirit
He should’ve assaulted his brother, the assaults are wild. I apparently licked someone’s tooth one time
I accidentally killed someone through assault, it is possible
I keep getting the exact same adds on every video I watch this week
Subscribe to Pewdiepie I have none! *gets an ad every second*
Sub to pewdiepie And MrBeast, if you don't then he will delete your Fortnite account.
@Supersimon890 hhh, Its a joke, MrBeast always says Subscribe or I will delete your Fortnite account.
Ha jokes on him I don’t own fortnite
I'm calling it before the video ends:
CaptainSauce will beat my high score of 1009 years in prison.
Let's make it a new game in BitLife! Who can get the highest number of years in prison?
Like if you've already beaten my score and reply what your score was! Winner gets a hug!
Sauce: And try to get a mother that doesn’t have random tinder dates
Game: you don’t have a mom
Sauce: ._.
And gacha suckks
@@dr.maynard1962 opinions and also go away they’re was no point on saying that and also you misspelt sucks see 🙃
@@claireglover1391 no
I haven't seen anyone else end up with such a long prison sentence in this game before XD
Matt shae got up to a billion then the game broke. The sentence doubles every time they catch you. I guess it's kinda a glitch...
@@wheeln24-79 no only on android they fixed it on iPhone. Sauce is on android so he could try it
Not really its more of like if you go to jail it doubles the highest number there if you have 456 it doubles the 400 into 800
Have you ever seen Call me Kevin
@FunnyLookingGarbage I'm not a He, I'm a She lol, I think you're the only one that noticed that I said Else
You electrocuted an “oof star” how does that make you feel?
Hi I love your vids your amazing plz play clone drone and the danger zone
Titanium Gamer he has/is
@@Batt-man yeah he even got all the trophies
@@reactionboyguy or was that MattShea
He finished.
He legit played through everything the game offers. Story: Done. Trophies: Gotten. Special Upgrades from gamemode things: Gotten.
I'm so happy you returned to this game. It's such a good platform for your humor. Also, it's more fun to watch you play than to play myself lol
I thought you were Canadian
He is
He is born in newfoundland i think
I can proudly say that I've been in prison before, one day I stole 50 cents from a woman by accident (she dropped it and I picked it up) she took me to the police (stupid Karen) and the officer just put me in jail for 5 seconds and then I was out the face of that stupid Karen was priceless
No view 84 likes yup RUclips is drunk again
Cap pls give Kevin sauce a proper good bye from the channel as you never play sims anymore pls plssssss
Nooooooo
Technically The Life of Kevin isn't over, if a new expansion pack or something comes to sims 4 it's very likely Captain Sauce will do another episode
@@adellerobson8170 Agreed. With the Island expansion, I'm hoping that the Sauces or Amy gets stuck on a desert island for a little bit. Or one of the Sauces end up transformed into a merperson and have to figure out how to deal with that while living in the desert.
Cap, if you become a bitizen. you get access to more features. Like doing things at work or fame and such.
You can also add custom people to show up in the game in the settings
You can add custom people without being a bitizen
All you have to do is keep posting media posts and you get followers slowly, but it speeds up after about 5 minutes of repeating it
"ill see you in 10 minutes dad"
11:56 no
Ok
Will we just forget the fact that he's posting his actions on the social media?
Me:I'm your fan
Captainsauce:I'm really bad at killing people
Me:wut the heck?
Captainsauce: hahaha
i LOVE how his mom blew up his finger with a grenade and he gave her an atomic wedgie straight after (they dont do anything to the mom for blowing up his finger with a grenade but they put him in jail for a wedgie)
Bro your funny as hell and your content is amazing 🤩 your doing a great job 👍
15:19 had me dying in front of my mom! 😂😂😂
How about do how many times you can get pregnant - bit life
In the game I already got 21 children
I had 47 baby's
What the frick
I had 34
*_Try 59 kids._*
Killed a person using a toaster.
Captainsauce 2019
2 people
Every time someone says cap I think that they are talking about captain America 😂
CaptainSauce if u kill someone and get plastic surgery you wont be arrested #Obviuosly XD hope u take mah advice
nope your wrong even getting changed to the oppist gender makes you get caught. Gloom did it once
@@Ilivepuppys you've seen Kassie's bitlife vids? I love those
@@amandapanda5087 same there really funny
Its spelled o b v i O U s l y not o b v i U O s l y
Me: sees the 1% health
Him: I NEED A CARRRRR!!!!!
No it’s not different in the uk your uk character just stayed in school to get more qualifications witch in the uk we call 6th form
"Oooh ugly girl with daddy issues!"
-CaptainSauce 2019
Wow only on captain sauce will you see this craziness!!!
👍 if you agree.
You'll see this stuff on other channels, it's not like he is the only person who plays BitLife.
Ya but his reactions are priceless.
4 likes and 0 views
Anyone else see that sometimes
I do sometimes
Once a public defender actually helped me in Bit Life. I was surprised when it happened
I know im late.
Yes. The public defender can get you out. It is random chance though
Of course! A Sonic ad for cake batter transitions into a video about murderer named Tom Wiener
an escapist named tom weiner
@@saiunknown_2718 a legend named tom wiener
I got a bit life ad :/
😂🤣😂 just like my mind
you live there cap
shouldn’t you know when y’all graduate highschool?
He didnt graduate dont be rude
@@realno1472 not a nice joke and btw its off I played in Australia and it said we graduated at 16 too.....I finished at 18 (18/19 since I was 18 in year 12) they need to fix that
@@Ilivepuppys its just a joke fam
@@realno1472 not a funny joke
@@Ilivepuppys it a joke
Correction for Cardiff “car-di-ff” I know this because I live near there
PJ Parker yeah sort of
You from Swansea then?
TheLockerRat Nah, Porthcawl
I’ve heard it pronounced Car-di-fv
Same I lived near Cardiff
You should make Evie a mermaid with Island Living!
Quick tip: if you need to get your health up you can meditate 🧘♂️
Caption sauces mother: what happened to you son you were such a good kid
Me:CapTIoN SAucE
I knew you made a new bitlife vid just by your editing
"I've killed more people then I can count" at this point he had killed exactally 3 people... Apparently not even your fingers and toes will help.
I love how the drivers test said fire hydrant parking. Pretty sure fire hydrants don't have wheels but okay
Harriet Williams is like Stewie Griffin: Always trying and failing to kill their mother!
Me: (clicks this vid)
Also me: (gets ad on bitlife)
Me again: *looks behind me for whichever ad selector is stalking me*
Public defenders do get you out sometimes if you assault your sibling and your character is young
Captain Sauce gets out of prison
“10 thousand years really gives you a crick in the neck”
"Tinder hookup"
Yeaaaa.. that promotion seems a little suspicious..
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It's weird to see how much this game has changed in 4 years lol
Yes UK schools have a rule you can drop out of high from 4th year to 6th year.
It's absolutely garbage and I'm only second year.
She you drive over some yellow "bumps" in the road and it starts screaming
Captain Sauce:"Its free real estate."
He was on the run so much I couldnt stop laughing what a good video.
i got a bit life ad is this random or was it chosen for this video lol
Try being a RUclipsr If you press assets and go to Social Media you can be a RUclipsr but you might have to watch ads in 2020 (I am from the future)
I love this series! lol You're always great to watch when I'm not feeling my best either physically or emotionally, Cap. Keep it up!
Nobody absolutly nobody
Captiansauce: yes i killed her!
Cap: I can't go to baby jail me: do they have juvey in Canada
You could have avoided getting caught constantly after your family mysterious passes away.
(I have to word things weird because RUclips). You can emgirate to another country.
I suggest Australia as they don't tax you when you continue you as your child,you can be openly LGBT and their income tax rate at least in the game is pretty good.
If you got a job as an "adult actor/actress and it pays like 95k a year you would get the majority of that money.
New Zealand and Denmark are also good choices but when adult flim stars make more money than doctors and lawyers that's a little suspicious.
Maybe Denmark and new Zealand embrace that industry I don't know.
Point is you can whack up a lot of crimes just by constantly moving to different countries.
Food for thought if you ever play this again or if anyone didn't know this information.
"Ill have more siblings than i have ways to kill them!"
-captainsauce 2019
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Scary monsters
@@monsoon3220 that is the grates plan 😹
@@luckygamermemberofvma7903 mudada
@@monsoon3220 lol
I miss the first episode of this especially the naming which was I kid you not was random which was “Michael bohner” the legit funniest name in all of bitlife but RUclips was a bitch like all ways and deleted it for literally NO reason
Yeah...... No reason...............
@@IzukuMidoriya-bf5nm actually it’s still there but it’s near impossible to find and literally impossible to find by searching
“I’ll have more siblings then I have ways to kill them!” As if we didn’t know.
I've already watched this and "Mr. Wiener" still got me
“You electrocuted a OOF star by throwing a toaster into her bath
She died
Tap anywhere to continue
AAaAaAaA
Walks out of prison*
The guards: ok just go escape
When I clicked this video I got a bitlife ad
CaptainSauce: *is Canadian*
Also CaptainSuace: *doesn't know how Canadian schools work somehow*
Public defender actually got me out of prison once for killing somebody in BitLife
"Stairway to Hell" means pushing them down a staircase to kill them
Best part XD1:46
(Captain sauce) I got assaulted (Friend) who and how (Captain sauce) i tried to kill my mum by throwing her down the stairs but them she spanked me (friend) byyyeeeee.
The reason babies can’t commit murder because just imagine a baby runs up to you, the baby stabs you in the leg w/ a knife, and you recreate the “kick the baby!” meme from South Park
6:00 right after that sentence
Mr: WHAT THE FUCK SHE SHOULD BE DEAD OR IN JAIL YOU CANT HAVE GRENADES IN THE UK
So is Canadian but still!
Canadian high school : GET THIS IDIOT OUT OF HERE
Captain sauce: did I get out early?
Why does he think Cardiff is Canada 😂 He even called Cardiff ,Candiff. Not tryna hate but it was just funny 🤣
To commit a drive by you need a car so I will take the test. (Captain sauce) 2019
"I'm starting to thinks wedgings don't work
Proceeds to attempt to kill his mom with atomic wedgie