I Died Young Because Of 1 Choice - Imagine Lifetimes

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • I chose smoking as my college major and quickly entered a life of crime.
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Комментарии • 922

  • @joshuaesdelle978
    @joshuaesdelle978 5 лет назад +189

    Captainsauce: continuously smokes from childhood and dies because it
    Also CaptainSauce:*shocked Pikachu face*

  • @ScopeShot
    @ScopeShot 5 лет назад +140

    To the 0.9% of humans reading this comment, I hope you reach all your dreams in this life!
    My dream is to make others laugh at my content (:

  • @joshuaesdelle978
    @joshuaesdelle978 5 лет назад +405

    Captainsauce:That the name of my real girlfriend
    Everyone: *shocked Pikachu face*

    • @VeznansDeadbeatDad
      @VeznansDeadbeatDad 5 лет назад +3

      Joshua Esdelle lol

    • @shellsTea24
      @shellsTea24 5 лет назад +6

      When did he get is girlfriend and why would she stay with him rip her

    • @acejoker1477
      @acejoker1477 5 лет назад +14

      I don't even know if he had a girlfriend so I have like five shocked Pikachu faces

    • @galacticnovastudios
      @galacticnovastudios 5 лет назад +17

      I feel like he’s probably been in the relationship for a while. Most RUclips’s don’t make relationships known because the channels can get negativity effected. Only real reason is if they also are RUclipsr so you get shared publicity.

    • @joshuaesdelle978
      @joshuaesdelle978 5 лет назад +8

      @@acejoker1477 in one of older videos he talk to his girlfriend on camera

  • @Silver-Synthesis
    @Silver-Synthesis 5 лет назад +297

    14:57 Captain Sauce has confirmed he has a girlfriend. Let's remember that people.

    • @edwinedi383
      @edwinedi383 5 лет назад +12

      This was my reaction 😮😮😮😮

    • @xosharpieloverxo
      @xosharpieloverxo 5 лет назад +11

      @Indiana Jones i was about to say that xD

    • @Silver-Synthesis
      @Silver-Synthesis 5 лет назад +9

      Well since than he hasn't said anything about her once. Until Now that is.

    • @xosharpieloverxo
      @xosharpieloverxo 5 лет назад +6

      @@Silver-Synthesis but he has

    • @Silver-Synthesis
      @Silver-Synthesis 5 лет назад +5

      @@xosharpieloverxo not by name

  • @tylerwalker9883
    @tylerwalker9883 5 лет назад +469

    Hears gun shots and money
    Sauce: I want that amount of crimes
    Thanks for the likes

  • @djpickle3414
    @djpickle3414 5 лет назад +280

    I like how he said his girlfriend's name but he doesn't say his own name

    • @B3XBP0
      @B3XBP0 5 лет назад +38

      I just thought of that! Wow lets give him a name then...hmm it has to be specal like him...hmmm...cs...christhopher? Hmmm...he dose look like a chris but Idk XD

    • @djpickle3414
      @djpickle3414 5 лет назад +18

      @@B3XBP0 Chris it is!!!!!

    • @overmountain
      @overmountain 5 лет назад +28

      I swear to god, anybody who spells Christopher with a “th” should burn in hell with Geoff and Britanni.

    • @darle7471
      @darle7471 5 лет назад +6

      @@overmountain ._.
      Uhhhhhh......

    • @charitymagutshwa6227
      @charitymagutshwa6227 5 лет назад +5

      @@overmountain my name is Christopher and that's how u spell it

  • @ShadowTheLion
    @ShadowTheLion 5 лет назад +79

    Hey I don't think that was soda
    I think it was beer

    • @overmountain
      @overmountain 5 лет назад +1

      No shit.

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 5 лет назад +1

      @Alexander Valdez Why make soda looking beer if you don't want to make a death colored cookie disguised as a normal cookie?

    • @pizzacarter9777
      @pizzacarter9777 4 года назад

      No I think it was soda because it is illegal to drink alcohol when under the age of 21

    • @jamesbarry7943
      @jamesbarry7943 4 года назад

      Not in England

    • @somerandomyaya8958
      @somerandomyaya8958 4 года назад +1

      @@pizzacarter9777 but there is an option to smoke and his in college he should at least 21 years old

  • @Joey-bd3nq
    @Joey-bd3nq 5 лет назад +171

    CAP! CLONE DRONE GOT A BIG UPDATE! THEY ADDED COOP TO MULTIPLAYER, THE TITLE SCREEN AND AREAS ARE DIFFERENT AND LOTS MORE!!!

    • @chingas9378
      @chingas9378 5 лет назад +1

      He could play coop with ban

    • @xosharpieloverxo
      @xosharpieloverxo 5 лет назад

      Agree xD

    • @minter1555
      @minter1555 5 лет назад

      Delta..? Is That You..?

    • @Genweirdo
      @Genweirdo 5 лет назад

      He said he has a girlfriend so now we need to beg him to play clone drone with his girlfriend.

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 5 лет назад

      SHIT GO ON TWITTER AND TELL HIM RIGHT NOW OR SEND HIM A LETTER

  • @tabkey
    @tabkey 5 лет назад +107

    *Chose the severity of your crimes*
    **Screams and Car crashes**
    CaptainSauce-*Y E S I W A N T*
    *T H A T O N E*

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @payne267
      @payne267 4 года назад +2

      I spit out my milk at that intro

    • @mheannethony
      @mheannethony 4 года назад +2

      @@payne267 nooooooo the milk

    • @drago54321
      @drago54321 2 года назад

      @@mheannethony my dad hasn't got the milk :(

  • @mcgaming859
    @mcgaming859 5 лет назад +136

    I wonder if captainsauce meet graystillplays what would happen🤔

    • @Rexzilarate
      @Rexzilarate 5 лет назад +19

      Awesomeness...
      just saying

    • @Trenty_Boi
      @Trenty_Boi 5 лет назад +8

      Mc Gaming i think they already know each other

    • @mcgaming859
      @mcgaming859 5 лет назад +3

      Trenty Boi Really?

    • @mcgaming859
      @mcgaming859 5 лет назад +7

      HEY CAP DO YOU KNOW GRAYSTILLPLAYS?

    • @Trenty_Boi
      @Trenty_Boi 5 лет назад +4

      Mc Gaming i think so, I remember him saying something about him and ol uncle grey, but i think thats blitz

  • @TekTheNinja
    @TekTheNinja 5 лет назад +78

    Wait, CaptainSauce has a girlfriend? I thought he was a total loser like me. Unsubbed! (kidding.)

    • @dreadedly
      @dreadedly 5 лет назад +1

      I thought he was married

    • @Moircuus
      @Moircuus 5 лет назад

      He mentioned it a while back, I just didn't know if it was still going on

    • @Moircuus
      @Moircuus 5 лет назад +1

      Also, good luck in finding your love, I'm sure ther are out there somewhere

    • @juicedapple9449
      @juicedapple9449 5 лет назад

      @@Moircuus What a coincidence this is, randomly scrolling through the comments and finding you.

    • @Moircuus
      @Moircuus 5 лет назад

      @@juicedapple9449 lmao

  • @neck1156
    @neck1156 5 лет назад +251

    Captain sauce: *Exists*
    Some random game: let me introduce myself

    • @cloudtender8813
      @cloudtender8813 5 лет назад +1

      3 Random Games: Hold My Code!

    • @son9115
      @son9115 5 лет назад

      You should watch dankify or uslesstime

    • @frycandle1775
      @frycandle1775 5 лет назад

      Some random developer: let me introduce myself

  • @makaylacollins7393
    @makaylacollins7393 5 лет назад +100

    last time i was this early he went into battle with a truck in a golf cart

  • @Yaryellll
    @Yaryellll 5 лет назад +144

    "Why is it so hard to cheat on my girlfriend"
    -CaptainSauce 2019

  • @tranquilotl3335
    @tranquilotl3335 5 лет назад +61

    Cap: loses all of life’s opportunities to smoking.
    “This is so cool!!!”

  • @frycandle1775
    @frycandle1775 5 лет назад +28

    Hey there CaptainSauce,
    Thanks for doing another episode on my game Imagine Lifetimes, I appreciate it!
    -Frycandle

  • @tracekoedam5586
    @tracekoedam5586 5 лет назад +29

    Wait, so we don't even know Sause's name but now we know his girlfriend's name.

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 5 лет назад +1

      That's just how he is, I guess lol

    • @BlitzerFogLeague
      @BlitzerFogLeague 5 лет назад

      nah its out there, just up to you if u wanna spend time finding it

    • @tracekoedam5586
      @tracekoedam5586 5 лет назад +1

      @@BlitzerFogLeague Tried finding it before spent like 2 hours doing it but no luck

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 3 года назад +1

      Jay Not really because that feels stalker-ish

  • @deanothedino6789
    @deanothedino6789 5 лет назад +22

    can you make this a series of all the endings

  • @stuartstribling2296
    @stuartstribling2296 5 лет назад +8

    “He’s saying his first words look”
    A-nne, mutti,VA-TI
    “That kids is how the devil devoured the Jaminsons”

  • @dereksmith3390
    @dereksmith3390 5 лет назад +8

    Video game: how much smoking do u want in this video
    CaptainSauce: yes

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 5 лет назад +9

    I love that there are so many random, unexpected endings in this video. That last one was particularly hilarious. 😂 I wonder if it’s random chance that gets you caught or if you always get caught when you commit the most amount of crimes. Either way, I’d love to see more of this game!

  • @braydenjones2539
    @braydenjones2539 5 лет назад +7

    A wild pimple appeared captainsauce dosent make a Pokemon joke on it

  • @TooDudical4U
    @TooDudical4U 5 лет назад +7

    I was today years old when I realized he was dating someone

  • @Taper_our
    @Taper_our 5 лет назад +7

    Heya cap please for the love of all things alive PLEASE PLAY GOD OF WAR

  • @demonicdrn3037
    @demonicdrn3037 5 лет назад +3

    You should play fun with ragdolls
    Like so CaptainSauce will see

  • @deltalord6969
    @deltalord6969 5 лет назад +14

    Well captain sauce your still making videos so I believe that. Is a lie.

  • @tads8723
    @tads8723 5 лет назад +5

    Manager: are you the villain or the hero?
    Captain Sauce: *YES*

  • @notsoshygemini3948
    @notsoshygemini3948 5 лет назад +2

    Cap has mentioned his girlfriend before y’all
    And so what?
    He’s a good looking guy and he’s hilarious
    😂

  • @kamillaamores4604
    @kamillaamores4604 5 лет назад +6

    *sees the first part of the video*
    FBI: *THIS IS FBI OPEN UP*

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 5 лет назад +1

      Nah, the FBI probably is entertained by Cap's videos lol

  • @tranquilotl3335
    @tranquilotl3335 5 лет назад +6

    I love how Cap thinks the drinking is soda XD

  • @Silver-Synthesis
    @Silver-Synthesis 5 лет назад +13

    Cheers to Captain Sauce for having the smokest life possible.

  • @cxrpsewalk
    @cxrpsewalk 5 лет назад +5

    I thought your gf was a hot sauce bottle

  • @purplewombatsandpinkjellybeans
    @purplewombatsandpinkjellybeans 5 лет назад +4

    Day 9 of asking cap to play My Mighty Dragon

  • @acaciamarshall5114
    @acaciamarshall5114 5 лет назад +2

    Loki is gender fluid and a shapeshifter, so, technically that teacher could actually be Loki... Just sayin'...

  • @psycho7642
    @psycho7642 5 лет назад +4

    Everyday we learn something for instance how many ppl didn’t know he had a gf

  • @uncookedmexican1711
    @uncookedmexican1711 5 лет назад +2

    Can u play fortnite\pubg rip offs (mobile)

    • @cloaker2242
      @cloaker2242 5 лет назад +1

      That would not be a bad video

  • @SuperCater
    @SuperCater 5 лет назад +3

    This game has such a onimous feeling to it like your in a simulation or something just me ok

  • @TarYosh
    @TarYosh 5 лет назад +2

    Another nice pixel game😀

  • @acejoker1477
    @acejoker1477 5 лет назад +3

    I was legit just a watching the last episode again

  • @mirandamusprime
    @mirandamusprime 4 года назад +2

    Captinsauce:"I'm gonna be a cheerleader"
    Me:"Your gonna be a TABS unit Captinsauce,really,XD?!"

  • @thevirtualpierat7019
    @thevirtualpierat7019 5 лет назад +3

    Captain sauce you should watch how to basic’s how to make McDonald’s French fries video. It’s better than it sounds
    Like so he can see please

  • @davidoquist193
    @davidoquist193 5 лет назад +2

    Thank for making daily content love u cap play more Minecraft

  • @haydenisgae2852
    @haydenisgae2852 5 лет назад +4

    I thought your gf was a hot sauce bottle

  • @behlahkanorwala9311
    @behlahkanorwala9311 5 лет назад +2

    Captainsauce: yeah I want that many crimes
    Door: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @zoro6033
    @zoro6033 5 лет назад +3

    8:13 and here we have a 40 year old man saying mama like a baby
    Cap:2019

  • @khorneflakes4446
    @khorneflakes4446 5 лет назад +2

    You should play Don't Starve Together, by Klei Entertainment. They've updated the game greatly, and reworked some characters.

  • @wanderingknights9911
    @wanderingknights9911 5 лет назад +3

    She was disappointed because if you say mama first you’re a girl if you say data you’re a boy

    • @koejaee
      @koejaee 5 лет назад +2

      I honestly think it doesn’t matter who you chose in the beginning.

    • @B3XBP0
      @B3XBP0 5 лет назад +2

      I said da da first and imma girl XD

    • @wanderingknights9911
      @wanderingknights9911 5 лет назад +1

      I Think that’s how it works But I can be proven wrong

  • @Flores-p5i
    @Flores-p5i 7 месяцев назад +1

    6:05
    Observation: Every major in alphabetical order. Smoking is not, as S does not come before P (you can even see another S option below.)

  • @luckypunfire6263
    @luckypunfire6263 5 лет назад +4

    Quick tip: there are rare random events in this game. Let's hope you're lucky enough to stumble upon one.

  • @poggu9776
    @poggu9776 5 лет назад +1

    Cap:that's the name of my actual girlfriend!!
    Me: *spits my water* WHAT!!

  • @themitochondriaisthepowerh2074
    @themitochondriaisthepowerh2074 5 лет назад +3

    Hi

  • @waltergerling7866
    @waltergerling7866 5 лет назад +1

    15:01 now when do you meet someone who makes games choose random names and then manages to get the name of your girlfriend also find the exact looks of her 16:22
    Like if the same happened to you
    👇🏻

  • @zeropointsformegamesandmor930
    @zeropointsformegamesandmor930 5 лет назад +3

    10:58
    Bottom of list: "Drinking"
    Cap:
    *Okay so I can't get a college major in drinking*

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae 2 года назад +1

    11:32 It finally hits CaptainSauce that drinking is not referrin to soda xD

  • @beanosthehuman3903
    @beanosthehuman3903 5 лет назад +3

    When he said I am going to be a loser and read I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE ATTACKED

    • @Geo_TV
      @Geo_TV 4 месяца назад

      Lol

  • @Silver-Synthesis
    @Silver-Synthesis 5 лет назад +2

    Crime Is the root of all money!!
    Am I right?

  • @_SHIBRITS
    @_SHIBRITS 5 лет назад +1

    Youre the funniest youtuber in the world and your face of the crime thing was so funny man

  • @gamerdude7622
    @gamerdude7622 4 года назад +1

    When the severity goes UP hes eyebrows and eyes Go UP also

  • @hey-oj8bq
    @hey-oj8bq 5 лет назад +2

    "Stupid potato child that should be given *N O* responsibilities"
    -CaptainSauce

  • @ejpadilla7870
    @ejpadilla7870 4 года назад +1

    Wait wait wait choose your romantic preference and there’s obviously male female both I get those but other???

  • @keithperrott9550
    @keithperrott9550 5 лет назад +2

    You know captain sauce is supposed to be a hero right, I know its hard to believe

  • @keycole48
    @keycole48 5 лет назад +1

    Was it me or did I hear a baby when choose the severity of crime

  • @drumstick_panini
    @drumstick_panini 5 лет назад +1

    Uhh I'm never this early
    So if your reading hope your
    Dreams come true

  • @skylapower2372
    @skylapower2372 4 года назад +1

    Captain sauce: can you stop putting those delish soda pops in my face
    Me:thats beer

  • @damianpintado1184
    @damianpintado1184 5 лет назад +1

    Omg first comment 👁👅👁👍

  • @gulzarshoro836
    @gulzarshoro836 5 лет назад +1

    Captain sauce make some totally accurate battle Simulator videos they are so good

  • @Xx_-petergriffin-_xX
    @Xx_-petergriffin-_xX 5 лет назад +1

    cap play mor paint the town read

  • @Ash250
    @Ash250 5 лет назад +1

    You should do a video with your girlfriend 😁

  • @gamersreact2934
    @gamersreact2934 4 года назад +1

    What the hell is teeter totter
    (Sorry I’m Australian and we call it see saw)

  • @King_of_Gamers2099
    @King_of_Gamers2099 3 года назад +2

    They pulled no punches with that smoking ending man like damn

  • @kelseykincaid5390
    @kelseykincaid5390 4 года назад +1

    I laughed when he said kicking a ball, jump rope, tater totter

  • @tylern6420
    @tylern6420 5 лет назад +1

    "The choices affect your traits, strengths and weaknesses." [BLEEP!BEEP!BLEEP!] LIES!

  • @timoampatsch1830
    @timoampatsch1830 4 года назад +1

    2:15 And that died a hprrobile death with nugget 10-20 times

  • @thisorthat2497
    @thisorthat2497 5 лет назад +2

    Someone who plays tennis is a tennis player Cap. I play the sport

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 5 лет назад

      Maybe he just forgot the word, I once forgot that the word(s) 'porch swing' existed, I was like, "A swing on a patio that rocks back and forth?"

    • @thisorthat2497
      @thisorthat2497 5 лет назад

      Amanda Panda It happens, I was just telling him if he didn’t know

  • @-mayhem-6821
    @-mayhem-6821 5 лет назад +1

    23:10 my face when I see the line at McDonald’s
    🤣

  • @Aquatic25
    @Aquatic25 5 лет назад +1

    Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @samheaton4145
    @samheaton4145 5 лет назад +1

    Can you play rick and Morty vr

  • @gavinvink6142
    @gavinvink6142 5 лет назад +1

    *has partner with actual girlfriends name*
    *instantly cheats*

  • @gabriellealbright3155
    @gabriellealbright3155 5 лет назад +1

    You should play sims again n turn kevin or even emma into a mermaid on the island living pack

    • @classiest
      @classiest 5 лет назад

      No he should do realm of magic

  • @trisle_8038
    @trisle_8038 5 лет назад +1

    2:25 woah hold it. Did he say your a loser if you read?

  • @gettosteppingjones8122
    @gettosteppingjones8122 4 года назад +1

    Say something I’m giving you ..
    Cigarettes

  • @jamescolm1133
    @jamescolm1133 5 лет назад +1

    You know your dad sounds like Nate from fallout 4

  • @epiclyepicwill
    @epiclyepicwill 5 лет назад +1

    Drinking
    Drinking
    Drinking
    Drinking
    Hairstyling
    Drinking
    Drinking
    Drinking
    Drinking

  • @thefaithful-flames6765
    @thefaithful-flames6765 5 лет назад +1

    New evidence on who cap is he has a human girl friend

  • @wooper3107
    @wooper3107 5 лет назад +1

    The gender is RNG.

  • @Remix_591
    @Remix_591 5 лет назад +1

    Play some captainsauce fan made games plz🙏🙏🙏

  • @aidandrury9542
    @aidandrury9542 5 лет назад +1

    All of that swiping left is me trying to find someone to help me with Minecraft PvP who doesn't think I'm unteachable

  • @zeropointsformegamesandmor930
    @zeropointsformegamesandmor930 5 лет назад +1

    Title: I died young because of 1 choice
    I don't think ANYBODY would have guessed what it was.

  • @ghostboy8139
    @ghostboy8139 5 лет назад +1

    you should do a video with your girlfriend

  • @valentine5373
    @valentine5373 4 года назад +1

    pick the teacher. you get all the friends.

  • @William1hus
    @William1hus 5 лет назад +2

    Uhh IDK i think i was first but i did not say it but i got 1 watching

  • @ehenne55
    @ehenne55 5 лет назад +1

    OMG HE GOT A GIRLFRIEND???!!!! Now I’m sad. 😂😭

    • @ben_dover97
      @ben_dover97 5 лет назад

      Emilynn Henne
      He’s had one for awhile

  • @dr5428
    @dr5428 5 лет назад +1

    Captainsauce: Teeter-totter🙃
    Me: See-saw 🧐

  • @Treday_34k
    @Treday_34k 5 лет назад +1

    First boooooooooiooioiiuuy

  • @XoX5797
    @XoX5797 5 лет назад +1

    Captain sause: why is it so hard to cheat on my girlfriend
    Captains mom: is it now

  • @tabbywaslostflyhightweek4992
    @tabbywaslostflyhightweek4992 4 года назад

    When he said yes to everyone one of them was named Holly... Dats da name of mah friend in Minecraft actually I have 2 friends named Holly

  • @Stephen-zy6rz
    @Stephen-zy6rz 2 года назад +1

    there was a major in drinking.

  • @Capo5800
    @Capo5800 5 лет назад +1

    Was the choice to not ride with one?

  • @Claireeryn
    @Claireeryn 5 лет назад +1

    👍🏻we love dogs 🐶❤️we hate cats 🐱❤️❎

  • @indayngbuhaymoh3819
    @indayngbuhaymoh3819 5 лет назад +1

    why don't u try out beat saber? That's a lot of fun to play in vr