Badomp BINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!gGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! ggGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Wait, He had no money! THE IRONY!
Do you want to know why that is? Views are only counted when the video is watched to completion. So, the likes occured before the person watched the video completely.
Well if your sister hit you with a mug and then backed off a little but still had it raised in the air, you’d probably be scared that she’d hit you again.
Jasmine was the name of my girl friend at my old school i left the school and have been told shes dating somone else i stil barely belive it but if she sees this comment ITS ME BODHI HOYE
9:02 I am playing Bitlife along with him. He's a male named Steven Stevenson and I am a female named Alexis Lewisham with a father names Louis Lewisham. I was born in Perth, Australia! (I'll also mention when he died in his first life- I surrendered my first life.)
People have played bitlife thousands of times while getting nothing odd. The FIRST time CaptainSauce plays the game, he gets a gay baby called Bohner. Coincidence? I THINK NOT
No one:
Captain Sauce: Yes! Finally Im out of prison! Can I go assault somebody?
I've played this for about a 1 year before him #he is a bit of a newb
Me.
Please do more battle cats
Music Twinz do you mean #heisabitofanewb
Not true look at my ex uncle
CaptainS: Daddy Bohner
Mommy Bohner
Sister Bohner
Doggy Bohner
Me: He still has ads...
He goddamn funny
@Pikachuisloveandlife oh yea cant forget that
Poop
It should be Doggy bohne
XD
God:Did u assault her
Mike Bohner:yes
God:What did it cost
Mike Bohner:My life to a mug
Sub to PewDiePie Lol
Galaxy Crush3r yeah
Stop with the infinity war refrences
r/UnexpectedTha-... *clicks "Read more"* oh nevermind...
He got mugged.
**gets slapped with a cup** bitlife: WHY R U STILL ALIVE
XD
Bit life: U GET A FREE GRABE
Xxd
XD
@@EGGISCOOL1 r
Susy
Sorry 😞
Mike: Yay it's my 13th birthda-
Sister: OH NO YOU DIDN'T
Mike: wha- *dead*
For the song I made, revenge of blood, I axe cidently kill betty aka my wife mermutany
My name is not weird you know, PLZZZZZ STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!
bohner
@JpotatoKingTheSqueaker with a coffee mug.
"I have been freed! sweet relief!... Can I go assault somebody?"
Captain Sauce-2019
Me.
Wait till he gets heart cancer at age 3
@@jasminamely8533 Nevermind.
I'd lay low Man
7:51 I Guess you can say.... You Got MUGGED C;
BonBon And Pals Roleplays! Nice one
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ggGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Wait, He had no money! THE IRONY!
*you see that sans is proud
*ba dum tsss*
@@darkesthourstudios Don't scare anyone
6:54
*Health - 0%*
Luna Richardson: You are in good health.
Me: BULLSH*T! He was STABBED through the LARYNX!
He was stabbed through the throat and survived but died to a cofee mug to the Clitoris
“Doggy Bohner” LAUGH DAMN IT
Laugh
No
What
Yesp
No
Who realized his smarts were 37 as a baby and went lower the older he got
Smart as baby stupid as adult
True true
@@whitenight211 relatable
*WHAT!*
Captain Sauce: *drops out of School at 7*
Captain Sauce “Now I am Forrest Gump!”
“Doctor micro can put back on in a jiffy” captain sauce 2019 plus this game is a mislife
Noice
actually it's Dr. Mikko
The game name BitLife and it Mikko not micro,Ayden Wolf got 0,00000000,0000001 IQ LOLOLOPPLLOLPPL
YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE YOU PEOPLE I DIDNT SPELL MICRO IT WAS THE AUTOCORRECT BUT THIS GOT TOO FAR
Jeez,chill man I know you insecure about your intelligent
2 Am okay time to sleep
Captain sauce GOOD SIR WATCH MY VIDS
ME UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
No one:
Literally no one:
BitLife: DiEd AgE 47. wAcKeD wItH dIlD0
Hah godie
The blind man saw you and ran
Oh that's fin... wait what
I do not get it
lmao
OH NO hahahahhaha
0:58 I once had my guy’s name be Michael Zhang but when he got married he was Michael Zhang-Bohner
So we not gonna talk about how at 10:12 that stuff actually happend
The legacy of the bohner family returned🤣🤣🤣
No views and 16 likes
Typical
Didi Gonzales yes it is typical
Do you want to know why that is? Views are only counted when the video is watched to completion. So, the likes occured before the person watched the video completely.
True....
Very true👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖
I agree with you!
RUclips that’s not water that’s vodka!
Captain Sauce: "OH NO IM DEAD OH NO IM NOT DEAD oh my dad died."
Netallia Lawrence lol so true
8:08 You could say you were...mugged
Amazing
I can see you out.
Betty bohner. God I love BitLife
Bohner? I hardly know 'er!
8:13: I guess you can say that she had *MUGGED* you. XDDDDDDDDDD
Shut up
As always, your commentary during these little games are simply hilarious!! Love your videos! Keep it up!
I agree! His videos are so funny!
😂😂
“Now I cant get anyone pregnant because I got rid of my dong!”
-Captain Sauce
Fucking genius
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
captainsauce:
Daddy bohner
Mommy bohner
Sister bohner
Dog bohner
You tried to rob a blind man but he saw you and you ran off VERYnotACCURATE
Bruh moment
What wh what the fuck
You should play this game again there has been updates.
Obviously theres been updates
@@clumsycleetus6067 of course
What the heck
Uh-huh
I had a life where my name was
Taylor Taylor I feel her and Steven would get along...
Or her name could be Stella
He was scarred for life by the mug
What the last 6 secomds of it
Haha that's what I was thinking
Well if your sister hit you with a mug and then backed off a little but still had it raised in the air, you’d probably be scared that she’d hit you again.
Can't wait to see all this realized in Sims4
18:30 Orrrrrr n-not o_o...
I’m sad that mike bhonerr died
I feel gay now
aha clever boy
“Him saying (bohner) 1000 times” me “getting one” me “ah hell”
2:25 oooo Finland thats my country, if there is any finns here then: torilla tavataan.
Torilla tavataan
Suomi perkele
@@DiminquintalicusDilwonicus same
@@josephinestalin7414 same
The way you pronounce the finnish names🤣 (some of them were almost right)
Why is this game trying make war with FINGLAND? Sori oon huono enkus mut hyvä suomessa🇫🇮
@@thefinnishfarmer3422 jep
**Confusion in german**
I am from Finland.
Steven stevenson ei kyllä mun mielestäoo suomalainen nimi
"Can I just get married or something positive?-"
Cap, you're too impatient to work towards something positive. XD
Ballistic lol
I couldn’t stop laughing during this whole video please make more BitLife videos
Mike: stabbed in throat nothing happens
Mike again: *dies by mug*
Please, let us see more. I rarely laugh loudly from any RUclips videos, but this one had me in tears.
Lol
I played the game and it is super addicting and my character’s name is “Mathew licker”
Me to lol
Captain sauce : And I’m dead , oh no Im not dead OH NO MY DAD DIED ( covers his mouth 😂😂)
"I guess I'm the only sibling now who can have a vagina!" -Captain 2019
I read that as he said it xD
Starts riot,gets beaten up and, uh, oh god
Captain sauce: is there going to be a world war going on, because I have pneumonia!
1:05 got me dead bro
When New Zealand wins something that isn’t the rugby
In real life we would have won
Idk south africa could win rugby quite easily
@@aku3119 who tf is we, judging by your name that's like scandinavian or something but idk
@@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 Finnish
@@aku3119 oh k
O.o you had a niece as a student. WUT THE
8:43 Mike bohhner happy 0 health 0 knowledge 40 looks 96 he is did and still hunky
I played this game before trust me its a good game also make a discord serevr like if u agree
I have a captainsauce discord server
Amanda Panda wat it called
Cap-wasn't me, We're gonna pull a shaggy
me-wait when did shaggy say...(realises) oh the music artist not the cartoon character, oops
that feeling when my country is in war with new zealand and i didn't even get invited to the party
You were not a minute and a half minutes into the vid. You were two minutes 15 seconds into it.
This comment exists
This reply exists
@@ghosty775 this reply to your reply exists
@@shelbyshark0957 This reply to your reply to a reply exists
@@Sock_Man787This reply to your reply to a reply to a reply exists
No it doesn’t
I was playing bitlife when i saw the notification
Purple Panda’s Crippling Depression great name
The way he changed his reaction to the death of the father is hilarious he went to disappointed, curious and sad All in a second
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU PLAYING THIS GAME, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE RUclipsR💜 I love you, Cap 💜💙💜💙💜💙
The thumbnail is not an option in the game
You have to do them individually
Jasmine was the name of my girl friend at my old school i left the school and have been told shes dating somone else i stil barely belive it but if she sees this comment ITS ME BODHI HOYE
Only Captain Sauce would get the Bohner on his first try!
I once got a Guy named gaylord crapo
Marvel clearly watched this video
No one:
Not even an ant:
Not even a single soul:
BitLife: *ItS FreE REaL EStatE!*
Cap saying he's personally not gay and then saying "oh no she didn't" like 2 minutes later
18:21, WHAT?! What is this game?!
bitlife
I Been watching the life of Kevin it so good!😂🤗❤️
Cap: "My little brother started highschool"
Me, wait, you are oldrr than him, not in highschool but he still goes to highschool? HUH?
Maybe his brother skipped a few grades?
He dropped out of primary school
Half of the stuff Captian Sauce says in this video sounds like an innuendo.
I know I've said this before, but you should TOTALLY play WorldBox
9:02 I am playing Bitlife along with him. He's a male named Steven Stevenson and I am a female named Alexis Lewisham with a father names Louis Lewisham. I was born in Perth, Australia! (I'll also mention when he died in his first life- I surrendered my first life.)
I’m soooo happy you started playing Bitlife! I can’t wait for more!
I really liked this game! really hilarious situations, sadly he did only more gameplay of it, but thats better than nothing for sure
Captain sauce
*Why no bitizen?*
17:51
Captainsauce: aw my big sister got married. Oh now We’re squabbling that bitch
I miss that little button.
I've been waiting for this! I need more!
Love you captain sauce, your my favorite youtuber.
More BitLife episodes please! This absolutely made my day! 😂
2:34 i almost laughed so hard I died
MY NAMES RICHARDSON I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR 3 YEARS!
captainsauce: Richardson is a joke name!
me: I had a teacher called ms Richardson!
Kid: I'm the 213th comment!
Everyone:
Another kid: noooo why
Me: delete ur existing
Shout out to all my fellow Finns without Western medicines 😂
mike bohner: died
weird kids: *hE GOt MUgGED*
Captain sauce my sister kill me with a mug are you kidding me
Me she might have a good mug shot
I'm a New Zealander it's cool to see my country in a game btw you said Manawa Wrong it's Ma nah wa
Please do more it's hilarious
no views no coments 42 comments and 30 like it says that btw great job youtube
no comments or 42 comments?
Renan Vlogs exactly I’m so confused at their comment
I’m so happy that sauce is finally playing this game
Is it bad I found him threw job simulator 2 years ago and I STILL watch him
Dying to a girl with a mug gives a whole new meaning to mugging
8:05 WHA- BEST REACTION EVER
8:06
1:58 The Baby's happiness is a cool number..
420
I got pneumonia in gr 3 at the end of the year. I missed the class party. 🙁
Oh no :(. Are ok now?
ｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｆｆｆｆｆｆｆ
A bully killed me when I fought him back 😂
captain sause: im gonna grow up to be smart boy
also captain sauce: i got *the cold.*
Bois he’s hit trending again. Let’s give our lord and savior a round of applause.
AGREED
More BitLife! Who’s with me?
Omg I’ve never laughed so hard at one of your videos this was amazing and I need to see more!
Are we not gonna talk about how CaptainS knows he’s straight but is fine with playing a gay character? We need more people like that
7:50 I guess you could say you where mugged
And 22:10 ha ha ha
Be when I was born and still me:
Happiness (what’s that): 0%
Health: 1%
Smarts: 1%
Looks: -9 bazillion%
#relatable
Play Instlife, it's like bitlife but it was realased before bitlife.
you can start a business,make music, and become a CEO.
People have played bitlife thousands of times while getting nothing odd. The FIRST time CaptainSauce plays the game, he gets a gay baby called Bohner. Coincidence? I THINK NOT
5:55 if he Said he Would only pick the wrong stuf and he picked gay you could think gay is for him wrong🤣😱😅😂