The Dev BANNED Me For Making This Impossible Track
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- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2024
- Hello everyone! Dapper here and today I made an upside down track to trick my friends in Zeepkist I hope you enjoy! @kANGaming @darealkosmo
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Finally a track I can get behind, a track that I can support, a track where Yannic suffers.
Revenge for x01
Made me subscribe after a month of sort of watching him.
The end made it look so easy but it was so obviously not. If Dapper had played him finishing first then it certainly would have looked deceptively easy
This track is the moment where the dev decides to implement some sort of CRC on the track files to catch fake validations.
Should be doing that anyway...
Obviously that is not gonna work, you always have to trust the user, it is literally impossible to make a fool-proof system if you have to trust user input
The only kinda option is that you must upload a “demo”(series of moves that completes the track), and the server must verifys it by replacing those moves
@@rogervanbommel1086 adding even a basic CRC to the track files is probably enough to stop most people from changing the validation flag from "false" to "true".
The game could do the CRC on map load and if there's a mismatch with the CRC as stored in the file, the game would know that the file's been fiddled with and thus not trust the validation time. Forcing the author to complete a validation run.
The people who would go out of their way to reverse engineer the CRC on the track files of Zeepkist would be a special breed to begin with.
@@rogervanbommel1086 that only works if the physics are deterministic, which from what I've seen of Zeepkist they aren't.
Also even with deterministic physics and a demo that is verified by "the server", that does nothing to stop people from using TAS to complete validation.
Right now this can't be done, because the physics aren't deterministic.
Knowing the Devs can lead to so many interesting things in software. I had a couple teachers in college with fun stories where they developed or modified software for POS systems and left easter egg notifications in them for coworkers and friends.
Rather than you got banned, it's more like Yannic starts his own RUclips channel where he posts videos of your tracks and it's just an entire series called, "This maniac is the inspiration of the X0 track." You think you're paying him back, but really all you're doing for him is stress testing things for him so he knows what to put in the next X0 track.
X06 lol
If kAN would have made it past the curved part, it looks like the rest of the track is simple enough. See you in 7 days after your ban ;)
Congratulations Dapper. You've made a course that makes the other players want to curl up in the fetal position and suck on their thumb. Job well done 🤣🤣🤣
And never have they laughed so much in a Zeepkist video 👍
I wonder if the devs would consider having 2 types of track validation... Author Validated, and Community Validated.
Author validated would basically be exactly what's in the game now, but now it only allows the author to invite other people to play the track.
Community validated would be where at least 10 other players (author not included) have to complete the track, and this would make the track available to the general public.
This change would save server space, as the tracks would not be permanently stored on the server unless it has been Community Validated. If a track fails community validation, then it would then be deleted from the server's memory space until the next time the author hosts the track.
The problem with this is if the game got enough traction that people wanted truly hard levels. Look at Mario Maker, where they just had a community effort to clear all the (possible) uncleared levels in the game before the servers shut down. People loved trying the insanely hard courses, yet only one or two people ever truly beat them.
One of these days you're gonna log into Zeepkist and a Dutch version of Clippy as a Soapbox car is going to be added to the editor. But just to YOUR copy.
Thanks for making the most entertaining tracks every week 😁😁😁
And not finishing any single one of them. 😅
"I see that you're making a track. Please, do not do so."
If kAN doesn't pull something amazing out of the hat, you've got my vote Dapper!
But I'll also say I'm sorry if you in any way felt berated by comments on these videos about the order of the videos, that was not my intention and I hope that wasn't the intent of everyone else who wanted these videos in sequence.
Longer comment from me on the topic on Kosmo's video, because I forgot to copy that text.
That was an art installation of a track, and I agree fully that transitions would be a better name.
Keep being awesome Dapper, take care and stay safe!
"Transitions" would be a great name
Thank you, I'm glad someone got revenge for X01 and X02.
While some people say "Why?"
Dapper says, "Why not!"
While all his friends are saying, "What's wrong with you?"
One of the best techniques tracks in a long time. Loved it. You got my vote.
Such a fantastic video! So incredibly happy that they waited for you to feel better for this theme, it's just your track building style to a T
Dapper bringing kackiest kakcy into Zeepkist xD
But that would be really fun imo, maybe the dev could make some decepeptivly hard tracks that are only avaliable for a month or so and then get removed again and the one with the most fins gets like a skin or smth
This takes build grid to a whole new level
Hey Dapper, I like your content. What makes these cooperations so hard to watch is that you all upload at different times. Can you synchronize that and link the other videos? That would make it much easier to get the complete picture. After I watched this video, I went to Kan‘s channel and there was nothing.
And another question, is there a schedule when you are playing the game? I got the game, but there were only 2 open public lobbies when I went online.
Kosmo's is up already.
kAN usually runs behind with his videos, but Dapper and Kosmo drop at roughly the same time.
That's a hard ask. Every person has a different editing process as well as their own upload schedule and breaking from that can cause issues, to put it mildly. The best they could do is post a filler, then edit up the current video. Then two of the three sit on it until the last one is done editing and finally all post at once. All of this assumes that they don't run into problems during editing.
@@Eranderil i wonder how much of an ask it would be to have all 3 post their raw footage of them playing all 3 somewhere so they can pull highlights from each other to cut to every once and a while when one of them does something interesting on each other's tracks. I would LOVE to see footage from dapper playing other ppl's tracks and vice-versa
Yeah we should all yell at kan when he drops his
This was great. I couldn’t stop laughing at the guy’s reactions
i really want to see KAN and Kosmo's footage for this track.
Cosmo: my finger bones are hurting rn
Me: would you be interested in, bonefixingjuice
I was laughing so hard that my side was ACTUALLY hurting. That struggling to breathe laughter. So fun to watch. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That bit right before the second checkpoint is downright diabolical.
Huh... He actually finished the track. Speaking of, I love the abstract art vibe of the track
I never laugh as hard as I do when I watch you guys! You made a dev rage quit! lmao That is awesome!
It’d be awesome to actually get this as a xo3 level!!!!!
Feels bad man, I hope you get unbanned in the future!
take it as a badge of honor 😉
@@guillermoelnino Thank you :)
Hope dapper is staying bannes
F
@@merkel_user lol. would be funny if he was.
kinda wanna have Dapper take this map and have them drive it now and see how many would finish it now ^-^'
kosmo just enjoying people's suffering is gold
huh, it is deceptive, it just must be the multi player physics messing things up, or all the laughter
Dapper deceived others, his secret thème was Pain and Tears all this time
but Im confused... Who did you bribe to actually finish the track?
Kosmo's laugh is just the best :D
This is practically a kacky map from trackmania, i love it
It's so short and simple, it's deceptively hard if you saw the completed run first
What about starting to have link to the steam workshop for the tracks?
This was fun to watch. Keep um guessing and they will never now what hit them lol. Great video!
This track required a 30 minute practice time.
Dapper I hope I see a video on how you got your 7 day track builder ban 😂
This is without a doubt the best track I’ve seen on this channel or any of the other guys channels. You win well done that’s just awesome
Watch this just be one big QR code for a rickroll
This game looks like a lot of fun most of the time. And then there's these maps that would just make me quit for a while out of frustration.
i dont know how the video wasnt called 'the dev banned me after rage quitting'
Why do I keep hearing "god dam it Byze!" In my head 😂
Let's play this track! Wait, there's no track? And that folks, is the deception.
more flowy than french trackmania maps
anyone else think this track should be added to adventure mode as is?
Add a corkscrew loop with a corner transition in the middle, and Yannic could publish it as X03.
I love coming back to this video
When we havent see Drapper for past 2 weeks : Oh no, Drapper....
When we have see Drapper for this weeks : OH NO!!! DRAPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
classic "Drapper"
My guy just brought kacky to Zeepkist
That laugh at 6:15 😭😭😭
swear this looks straight out of trackmania.
the start of rpg tracks in Zeepkist
Warcans: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
This was so funny I could not stop laughing
Geeeeeez 10 mins of pure abstract pain
Bro low-key made a kacky map in Zeepkist
Well track order is easy to get this time. Kosmo, Kan, Dapper
Ziepkist level editor's script be like now:
void Start(){
if(name==Dapper)
text="PLEASE STOP FOR CHRIST'S SAKE JUST STOP"
....
}
they need you to make all the xos track for hard modes
my man made kacky in zeepkist... it has started
The deception is that you *think* it's going to be deceptive.
Still having nightmares about this
This is just like some of the tracks people make on GTA5...
How long did it take to get the validation run?
Ya
The title is accurate now I see the end (after the 2nd checkpoint)
We need a version 2 of this
Pain, the concept itself, in its complete dictionary definition, as a zeepkist track.
I came to learn about why this track got you banned, and was completely disappointed it was just a track run with no info on how it would lead to a ban
Similar to waht Heiko Weber asked. is it possible to mark in the descriptions when your map was compared to the otehr 2. my map was first second third to run. that way i can watch in a row. sometimes it is not mentioned and comment about another track get made before i watch it.
Where is warcans
Dang, just found this video, went to play the level, and apparently today's update broke this one. You no longer get pushed forward, so you just balance on the edge at the beginning and can't move now.
Trackmania forever in a nutshell
6:01 devs don't "rage-quit."
they rage-ban
Yannic should just make it that the track can be not validated, but it just displays below the title whether it is or not, so it clearly shows what's "experimental".
People instantly going camera mode is kind of a bummer.
I love the tracks were you cheese. There me favorite :)
did dapper get a new mic or something sounds a lot better, also cool track
is dapper making the descriptions the same on purpose?
Means definitely has caps lock on while titling the track
I don’t have the game so I don’t know how it works but would u be able to make a inf track by just making it so big u don’t each the end till the time runs out?
Honestly dope track
What a return.
Omg dapper made look so easy with validate time .
Anyone could, if they only had to show one of 300 tries, lol
This is like a trackmania kind of track
I’m surprised that there wasn’t secret cheese routes
if i wasnt broke i would love to try this game out
This may make me subscribe.... Been watching a while but this I can appreciate
Sold... This is the best map I have seen yet watching you ... Tubers
This was the best what ever game zeeist
Looks like g5 frustration tracks
Fiets just needs to make it so a track defaults to whatever time you want.
i think he might have used a TAS at the last clip
Deceptively hard?
I don't think anyone was deceived.
You need to rerun this track. See if people have improved.
so how much did it cost you to have warcanns do the run for you
Would have been nice to see the rest of the track
but the question is, wheres the cheese dapper?
Would have been cool to see anything past the first wall ride lol.
Its unfortunate that warcans is not here
This gives me Kackiest Kacky track vibes
Name of track should be deceptively possible
We need Wirtual to try this
Can you drop down from the first checkpoint to skip the wall ride?