"i will take your life" | Mario Judah Stan Twitter

[@harrymcfarlane3641]

Kid: i want to be a astronaut when i grow up
Cancer:

[@cryptothief445]

Lmao how random this is

[@maisiedoesstuff9873]

wtf lmao

[@ceter1911]

🪦

[@Tyl3r_B]

(Romans 6:23) "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

[@sam2276]

😭💀

[@sam2276]

The CIA when I find a cure to cancer:

[@nevaehlheaven]

😅😂

[@rsakg]

💀

[@mohdsivannair8901]

Hospitals:

[@sam2276]

@@ophshards4822 fr

[@R9.466]

​@@ophshards4822then don't use it

[@Sturm1161]

The gym teacher when you dont run at 103kmph

[@Chaoticvc]

The gym teacher when you kick the ball

[@StrayB3ast]

​@@Chaoticvc FR💀

[@jayce046]

W name

[@yelan1918C1hans]

There is literally nowhere to run 😭

[@pancake-yum]

AAH THIS JUST REMINDED ME I HAVE THE PACER TOMORROW

[@SomeDude69420]

Bro sings like a Disney villain 💀

[@TheRealguyinvideo]

Bro 💀😂

[@BourdeoixEterno]

Niggas who start out comments saying bro already shows how immature y’all are

[@TheTark180]

Fr 😂

[@kissesfromelyssa]

Naww

[@kawakawaii]

💀

[@toylot5287]

The Mexican Cartel when I owe them $13

[@magnuslaycock6073]

💀💀💀

[@tinylia__]

zetas be like

[@sage_z8ku75]

bro thought he was funny

[@wreck342]

@@sage_z8ku75 he is so stfu

[@lore6488]

@@sage_z8ku75 🤓“bro thought he was funny” 🤓

[@Igjk_08]

Drunk drivers when they see a happy family having a fun lovely ride

[@masterhamsterbreeder]

underrated

[@Metado42069]

Drunk Truck drivers*

[@_GaroTL]

@@Metado42069 Drunk rc car drivers*

[@SophisticatedWaffle]

Us Boozer Cruisers are just doin our job 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 ⬅️🚗🍺

[@FryConsumer717]

The history teacher when you can’t remember who took that big, fat, turd on the toilet in 1923:

[@Streamingbutaunty4646]

History teachers when u don’t know who took a shit in 69BC:

[@MalaysianBallProductions]

I did

[@albionWestbrowich1514]

​@@MalaysianBallProductions cap

[@DickBond]

@@albionWestbrowich1514i do to

[@ApexPheonixYT]

​@@albionWestbrowich1514 uurk did, bro everyone knows that

[@mdnasiruddin789]

​@@albionWestbrowich1514ain't no way you dont know who took a shit in 69bc its uurk ballzic

[@TheP1ckle]

Mexican cartel when a father of 6 owes 2 pesos

[@Metro.metr0]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@JarelHopson]

😂😂😂😂

[@feddyfazdaddy]

k walter white

[@MarcanMC]

That’s 11 euro cents 💀💀💀

[@feddyfazdaddy]

@@MarcanMC dawg

[@Niggaman12361]

5 year old: i want to be a doctor when i grow up!
my pitbull named cupcake:

[@shieldofsomething8688]

Cupcake 💀

[@Wonderhorse9006]

Pitbull named cupcake: i wanna be a big strong dog when i grow up
Edp445:

[@Teardt]

Edp445: i wanna dox a minor's locating for the 465374th time 😈
FBI:

[@Middle-aged-men-are-my-bbgs]

This is why we name them after one of the 7 deadly sins…(my neighbors dog is named envy and she’s the sweetest pitbull ever-)

[@tariq1104]

@@Teardt FBI: We want our service to be helpful to citizens around the world:
The drug dealer across the street:

[@lamenting.Oceanid]

Lunch lady when I don’t take a fruit:

[@EPHERONS]

One of the first original ones not about pit bulls, this is scarily accurate and underrated

[@xxerojj]

on got

[@DAMNHESANGXLIC]

bro this is scary true 😭🙏🏾

[@CobbleBompster]

TRUE

[@EilikHatesUTTP]

And then the fruits be rotten💀😭

[@emiliagraf47837]

Those random “cool” abusive teenagers when there’s a kid on the streets:

[@AdamWingard_Official]

💀💀💀💀

[@Macky2Tacky]

Fr

[@Bruhidk8835]

*an old man

[@redacted8567]

Bruh did something happen

[@emiliagraf47837]

@@redacted8567 I remember when I was like 8, I was afraid to go outside because these like 17 year old boys would chase me and yell at me 😭💀

[@Redreindeerr]

The French teachers when you don't know the gender of a table

[@StrayB3ast]

ONGFR 💀

[@nayka3472]

SO TRRYUUUEEEE

[@lurer_]

MY SPANISH TEACHER FR

[@Mrssoapoc]

It’s feminine btw

[@BeanBoyTrev]

une table est feminine
a table is feminine

[@KyletheGamer249]

mom when you accidentally slam the door:

[@Ajward234]

Nah when you accidentally cuss

[@chloeplaysroblox8527]

No but fr then i get grounded😭😭

[@popcorn935]

Asian parents when their 5 year old gets a 99/100 on his quantum physics test:

[@1caroline190]

Teachers when you pack up 1 minute before the bell

[@maniamdead8035]

that happened to me last year 💀

[@Sighto]

The emo kid when I breathe the same air as him:

[@ceter1911]

🪦

[@Sighto]

@MCbloxvid 🏳️‍🌈⃠ no r u?

[@thezootycooner]

@MCbloxvid 🏳️‍🌈⃠ your name is cringe

[@SpifflingDiff]

@@Sighto he removed his comment

[@Bleeeeeeeeep]

@@SpifflingDiff I hate when people do that

[@a4dzk4a]

Unsupervised fetus:
Pitbull dogs:

[@josephherrera2863]

This 😂

[@sadhomersimpson8157]

Why the use of fetus😂

[@atIXO.]

Fetus??? You know what that is

[@thegreengoblin2303]

Bro just said fetus 💀
You’re such a neek 😭😭

[@bruhmomant8586]

@@atIXO. spawn killing

[@Notcrafted34]

Kim Jon ung when someone makes a joke about anything:

[@lurer_]

the american goverment when you find a legal way to not pay your taxes

[@darksideorseid6300]

There's a legal way 👁👁?

[@O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O]

TEACH ME THE LEGAL WAY

[@apexpro1768]

​​@@O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O you gotta open a buisness and invest all the moneyyou earned into it and take that money out as a company expense(am not sure)

[@apexpro1768]

​@@darksideorseid6300you gotta open a buisness and invest all the money you earned into it and take that money out as a company expense (im not sure tho)

[@bigjerome-wz4uo]

​@@apexpro1768no that's unreported

[@iheartfriesss]

pennywise every 27 years:

[@NTgamezZ]

Lol I like your profile picture

[@Woistwahrheit]

Oh my god 27 likes on ur comment

[@Richard_Rizzerson]

Real

[@marsblink]

Twitter users when you misgender a fish:

[@b-o-n-j-o-u-r]

And French teachers

[@Eternal_ash4]

Fax

[@kelisario9065]

Funny

[@LYRYKLROSKO]

😂

[@StrayB3ast]

ONG FR 💀💀💀

[@nylida5297]

Spanish teachers when you misgender a tv:

[@MalaysianBallProductions]

Lmao

[@Bszoza]

Pitbull when theres a kid in sandox

[@ceter1911]

😂

[@enough2715]

You should as A* infront of that sentence, cuz Pitbull makes me think of the rapper lmao. Didn't know he slaughtered kids.

[@GreatBritain105]

I commented this thinking I was original then saw your comment

[@Bszoza]

@@GreatBritain105 bro not my fault that u got 0 likes and i didnt see ur comment

[@GreatBritain105]

@@Bszoza bro lay off i wasn't insulting you🗿

[@Average_berserk_enjoyer]

Batman where a homeless kid steals one piece of bread:

[@dio6797]

That one professor after he sees you with a cap for 0.5 seconds

[@CatmanTRU]

Teachers explaining high school:

[@U.luv.the.mildred.fam.]

When the teacher in elementary school whispers to you to stop talking and you talk again:

[@MonkePro-eg3rd]

Edp at the playground

[@godsofvincent]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HomTolland0]

Small correction: "I will eat your pie"

[@Tovarnitski236]

Pitbulls when they see a unsupervised child:

[@justanormaldude1113]

Me: Taking a casual stroll
Drunk Driver:

[@BurnedHalo]

French teachers when i can't figure out the gender of a washing machine:

[@Master_Exploder5000]

Jokes aside, bro has insane vocals.

[@imjxshvini]

The teachers when you drink in the science lab:

[@Basedcat679]

When the Austrian painter doesn't get into art school

[@Tmfcwa]

💀

[@GaryLovesYou666]

The "sigma" kid when a girl walks in:

[@hassanoduwolw6474]

Bro this was 7 months ago this should get more likes 🤣🤣🤣

[@Poke_sniper190]

​@@hassanoduwolw6474Ikr?

[@grave_keeper9997]

underrated lmao

[@dartzyedits528]

Drunk drivers when they see a fully functioning, developing family with 2 infants crossing the street:

[@noahb8113]

oompa loompas when they see a kid in the chocolate factory

[@The_United_Kingdom1707]

History teachers when you don’t know who pooped in 1837 7:00PM on a Friday in the month of march

[@MegaE45]

Abraham Lincoln

[@NTgamezZ]

@@MegaE45imagine if that was actually true

[@bengonto1250]

Old Southern men when their neighbours dog runs onto their lawn.

[@ThatGirlyFreya]

The science teacher when I don't have goggles to look at water..

[@Dolphins_Grace]

The teacher when you talk for 2 seconds:

[@Fly18fishing]

Alligators when they see an innocent kid playing in water at Disney:

[@Lay_ToMuch]

Deku: I want to be a hero!
Bakugou:

[@user-uh5fh8lt2w]

Lunch ladies when u don't get a fruit/vegetable 💀

[@easton2426]

Lunch ladies when you don't grab silverware

[@turntechGodhead.413]

The weird kid when I call him Cassandra when he specifically told me not to and he goes ‘beast mode’:

[@SpookyHost]

That hit personal 😔

[@braziliantsar]

What

[@Chainedless]

History teachers when you don’t know who breathed in 1758

[@drehanscom2426]

Citizen: I think...
Chinese government:

[@dxsROb]

Twitter users when you have an opinion different than theirs:

[@Zokothegreat]

Art teachers when you cant draw mona lisa:

[@Llll-ie8tl]

Bro looks like he will take my life before I can pay the price💀

[@Randomguy-ry3qf]

💀

[@Logandude15]

My writing teacher when I’m 0.0000000000000001 seconds late to class:

[@goofy8590]

Kid:Makes a wish
Kid doesn't die
Make-a-wish-foundation:

[@juzahyodo3706]

Down bad 💀

[@pinkpalette]

when you accidentally bump into your father

[@EPHERONS]

Nah

[@Artichokehead44]

The Spanish teacher when I don’t know the gender of a pencil:

[@FuncoJunko]

when the english teacher says ill wait and she waits forever:

[@Randomguy-ry3qf]

Nursery grade teachers when one of the kids ignores them

[@MuscleMan69420]

Me to the frightened woman backed in a corner after not having any drugs for 2 days at 2:70 am (her fear fuels me even more)

[@Zachyshows]

you have 30 minutes if the deadlines 3am😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@Manoel_Noia]

5 year old kid playing on a playground
Pitbull named "Fluffy":

[@Rat_Madness]

Funimation when my Funimation free trial is over:

[@xHallOfFamex]

That one defender trying to end the pe teacher football career by one goddamn slide tackle

[@charliefike8]

Elephant seals when you honk your car horn

[@elbowsfromdebono]

The lunch lady when I don't take a fruit:

[@iusedtomakeoutwithmedusa]

Kid: I want to be a famous athlete when i grow up
300lb pit bull named daisy:

[@Loge_Fend]

I ran fast when i get water even going to other rooms

[@iusedtomakeoutwithmedusa]

@@Loge_Fend💀💀💀

[@Randomguy-ry3qf]

Nobody:
That one teacher when he/she sees you blink (you are not attentive)

[@Obanais_scarf8]

Pov: Katsuki Bakugo when Izuku simply breathes.

[@sigourneybrown13]

Now what the hell is this🤨

[@haleypootis67]

Its a video about the dude that made a whole song about the n word💀

[@sigourneybrown13]

@@haleypootis67 oh I been knew about that but still 💀

[@Jodio15480]

@@sigourneybrown13 😂😂😂

[@sigourneybrown13]

@Dinkelberg I will take your life

[@MalaysianBallProductions]

​@@sigourneybrown13 I'm a big dog big bear nEgo I'm a lion I'm the
predator for the prey that is hiding
oh my oh why I have found you NEGO
don't you run from me you little nego...

[@AdventureswithB100]

The kid from shrek when he doesn’t do the roar 😂

[@purpleanthonyplaysOffical]

Cousin: *punches me so fraking hard*
Me:

[@Literally_me_.]

Twitter users when you misgender an ant:

[@hyperfiz0980]

Me: *trying to sleep*
That one cringe thing I did:

[@CommanderOfMicroplastics.]

Mappa when an animator asks to see their family:

[@darealspeedylightskinz]

Kim jong un when someone breathes :

[@ourstarfamilystudyhall]

Oh dang… this hole time I thought this was a ❤ song… dang

[@michaelowens4262]

It is a song called die rough - by Marioh Judah 🤣

[@sam2276]

It is a song actually, "Die Rough"

[@AbandonedChannel682]

what a dumbass you are..

[@earthmaster5554]

The white kid when he finds out he is 1% Russia

[@Randomguy-ry3qf]

Grade 1 kids when their friends tells the same answer they had to the teacher before them

[@MalaysianBallProductions]

Twitter users when you misgender yourself :

[@VendenMiao]

YOU??! you know "yOU" has pronouns. Ratio + L + cancelled + homophobic+ transphobic+ xenophobic+ arachnophobic+ do better

[@superzepp_gaming925]

Light Yagami whenever a kid steals a 1 dollar candy

[@Comrade_Iqque]

Happy Family : 😃
Drunk Driver : 😈

[@jacklantz7535]

When you lose an argument online

[@franksalvador7279]

PLS APOLOGY VIDEO RN

[@theoriginalman9426]

0:00 Weebs when somebody calls them weird for being obsessed with 2d fictional characters

[@Goddessoflife69]

Bros mad again because he didn’t his McDonalds💀😂

[@EUANEOINVIDS]

Asian moms when I get a C+ on my test
Them:

[@krishnaprp3270]

Literally me when my friend owes me $3:

[@GRINLOCKED]

Bro sang it respectfully 💀

[@Tophat_Mogus]

Cancer when a kid wants to be a scientist:

[@socoool214]

History teachers when you don't know when Jesus/lsaa took their 96420 breath

[@mybrokenfingerz]

math teachers when you dont use their 73738484 step method to solve 1+1:

[@amnanmokhtar9533]

Newton when someone is flying:

[@DagreatJon]

Me: * steps a lego brick*
Also me:

[@SansOldDays]

•kid chewing gums undertable•
Cancer:

[@CyborgNinja206]

The lunch people when i ask for more than 1 eggrolls

[@VENEERISTOCUTE3-qk2mt]

French teachers when you don’t know the gender of a croissant:

[@Danix350]

“My grandfather who survived World War II, the Vietnam War, and a nuclear bomb.”
The stairs:

[@Triolingoi]

drunk drivers when they see a happy family walking across the street:

[@rngss9541]

stolen

[@EggCoolest]

Disney needs to hire this guy to be an actor of disney villain

[@Yeyeyeyeyey7978]

Brother

[@NuhuhmyguyUHUH]

The boys when you didn’t catch that one ball in P.E:

[@Swaggy315]

Fr

[@prettycuree]

FRRRRRRR 😭

[@rachekyiutle.kevaluoster]

Kid i wanna be a doctor to save people. drunk driver driving in school zone:

[@rngss9541]

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