"You Are NOT The Father!" Compilation

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[@TheJ1156]

"You are not the father."
Cameraman: *i am speed*

[@thecrown_jul]

Hey Kawhi. You going for back to back titles for Toronto?

[@Sonic_the_Hedge-hog]

I’m the camera man

[@georgepantelidis9719]

He gone why

[@John-X]

The guys are happy because they don't have to pay the sluts money.
The sluts are sad because the guys don't have to pay them money.

[@phillyjackson1680]

Kawhi Leonard 😂😂😂😂

[@adam-k7171]

Maury: you are not the father
Woman: 😭😭🏃‍♀️
Man: 🏃🏋️🕺🤸‍♂️

[@lightknight219]

Cameraman: 📹🏃💨💨

[@madisonnn4913]

Danilo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@raulrosas5068]

Adam Khait 💯💯💵💵📺🎮🎲🎰

[@removebubba1107]

maury:👁👄👁

[@em2698]

🛋

[@denissorlov1936]

Luke: "you are not the father"
Darth Vader: *backflip*

[@Re4l_SW]

Extremely underrated comment. Deserves so much more likes tbh.

[@franklindelanoroosevelt3758]

@@Re4l_SW agreed

[@devilgene7330]

Falls to his death screaming "YEAAAAAHH MOTHERFUCKEEEEERS!!!!!"

[@nicolasnatalino]

😆👍🤣👍😆👍🤣👍😆👍🤣👍

[@mrkleis1193]

DNA guy: you are not Hitler Fther
Darth Vader: ULTRA BACKFRONTFLIP

[@Spingebil]

3:37 “ This baby got 10 different fathers, and I ain’t one of ‘em.” 😂

[@francescoabosi3129]

Bros Just got fourious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cresha8779]

Maury: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
Audience: *sCREAMS*
Women: *crIES*
Man: *D A N C E S*

[@mgc9965]

Cameraman: I'm fast AF BOIII

[@iloveecarolinee3748]

Camera man *flash

[@lilianalozano8147]

MGC 996 Sasha camp camp?

[@cresha8779]

@@lilianalozano8147 yEAh

[@mechamach8873]

Child: *screaming in confusion*

[@DominoEffect572]

My man Maury been freeing more black men than Abraham Lincoln

[@cringycontent5052]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@cyanoxicrose]

Black Dynamite pppfffff 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@g.v.fitmason1326]

Amen!!!😂🤣

[@Modernww2fare]

LOL

[@inside_outside_]

you like stealing comments don't ya

[@dumdumjuice9538]

Imagine having so much adrenaline when u dont have to pay for child support, that ur 63 year old body did a backflip.

[@stevewilson4718]

Imagine when you expose lying hore infront of entire world

[@santiagomc248]

the guy dancing after being told hes not the father while the woman is crying is the equivallent of teabagging

[@eppsislike]

The "Whoop there it is" song makes it even more satisfying.

[@Prince.Claveria]

The ultimate Teabagging

[@matiasortega3205]

Lmao

[@_jyd1582]

So what? I'd do the same if I was in his place

[@ampnesss2006]

😂

[@TheLIgooblin]

I'm imagining that paper has either *YEP* OR *NOPE* in like size 72 font.

[@DyingShadow-sw3ti]

Tbh, it probably does, but your comment made me laugh, thank you.

[@kenzonkundwa3595]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@Csal92]

LMFAO

[@CelestialDraconis]

Comic sans font at that.

[@AbdulAziz-hj3cj]

Yeah incase he'll not make the mistake like Steve Harvey on ms universe

[@immigratoclandestino6259]

Imagine being a baby and seeing some dude on Tv doing backflips about not being your father.

[@elizabethcarter135]

Or seeing your mother test 12 guys and not one of them being the dad.

[@cthonisprincess4011]

Immigrato clandestino I’d be more concerned about the fact that the thot needs a DNA test to find the father to even begin with.

[@lukitasmol10]

The show showing these kids faces. Man this exposition is Disgusting

[@rebeccagrigoryeva6990]

LMAO

[@anthonymanderson74]

Lol not thats not their business

[@genzn1ster]

I love how every reaction is like a game-winning shot in the NBA Finals.

[@autoroblox7427]

Fr tho i like that

[@LilyIglesias]

I died when that guy said "I'm too good-looking to be that ugly baby's father" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joshuavonleidsten2263]

Timestamp ?

[@GCCJN123]

@@joshuavonleidsten2263 6:44

[@joshuavonleidsten2263]

@@GCCJN123 Oh I thought he literally said it. 😂

[@joshuavonleidsten2263]

@@GCCJN123 Thanks.

[@miketam1286]

Imagine if it turns out he was😂😂😂😂

[@_MrMoney]

Maury: *You are NOT-*
Man: *Jump Boost 2*
Woman: *Speed 4*

[@shortsandwich5573]

Mr. Money
Cameraman: speed 10

[@nathanjj2473]

Cameraman:enderpearls

[@Noob-vw5qc]

SCP-049 is here I need the cure.

[@OMGSODA]

Cameraman: Speed potion

[@chaoschannel3428]

Cameraman: *The Speed Force*

[@mikehoncho9792]

“This baby got ten different fathers and I ain’t one of em! You in the audience, you could be the father!”

[@realpagannecromancernecrom5194]

BigMike what yooo 😂😂😂😂

[@khalidelmohati3570]

F

[@TheKing-kw6mu]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheBlackdragon936]

Savage bro, but damn true.

[@yesimtakeoffcantstopmenow2663]

That shit sent me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mylmaz1020]

6:04 "you are not" and baby smiles 😃

[@prot07ype87]

6:07*
Fixed it for you.

[@puturere]

Lmao

[@stevewilson4718]

Kid be like:😃 my parent is 304♀️

[@yadhupradeep222]

3:26 give the editor a raise 😂😂😂

[@k-studio8112]

Dude was about to release his rap songs 😂😂😂

[@joeanderson8707]

Like a goddamn WWE promo lol!!!

[@Kumaclaws]

“That baby has 10 fathers and I’m not one of them”
Math

[@XavieYT]

Matt Trulock boi give him a scholarship

[@srehsqs]

*stonks*

[@godofdreamzzz]

“You in the audience, you could be the father”

[@jayive34]

@@srehsqs miths

[@philswift4334]

Quick maths

[@toomuchblood7255]

This is the most ghetto show ever

[@ajpod770]

XX PUNISHER XX - But entertaining in a very mind-numbing way, at least I think.

[@TheLIgooblin]

But do we enjoy it yes.

[@kyairahall7238]

Let’s not forget about jerry springer now

[@THERSC216]

@@kyairahall7238 All these shows embarass blacks and whites equally

[@Peadeymclovin]

Hosted by the whitest dude ever😂

[@zachariahh4471]

2:16 "But if you are, your going to be in this child's life?"
"nope. "
😂😂😂

[@mattabraham_]

me asf

[@Lord_Jin_Kazama]

Chad

[@Lord_Jin_Kazama]

​@@mattabraham_felt

[@derbeak545]

6:31 the way she rolls out.... I laughed so hard

[@erick289777]

She is daisy. Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.

[@tanukies]

man: *dancing*
audience: *suprised*
woman: *crying*
cameraman: *s p e e d*

[@levinjo1967]

Hotel? Trivago

[@citingmoon99728]

😂😂😂

[@GumbaverianX]

Couch: Suffering

[@soldier8507]

You stole that buddy

[@tanukies]

@@soldier8507 kay

[@mrkitloin]

I like how the girls run and cry. Like you knew you cheated on someone, and you're crying because you want an innocent man to pay you money for a baby that isn't theirs.

[@gustavosalmeron2013]

As a brazilian, USA looks putrid and stupid.

[@abolishguncontrollaws5689]

@@gustavosalmeron2013 hows the crime there?

[@gustavosalmeron2013]

@@abolishguncontrollaws5689 Not as many school shootings

[@abolishguncontrollaws5689]

@@gustavosalmeron2013 but more gun violence there. Nice try

[@MMC-zq7um]

Gun violence or not, they dont have to deal with Trump as a president.

[@muddy7354]

1:35 the way she got up about to give an patronizing speech about how she was right all the time before he even finished

[@emmansamar3843]

"YOU ARE NOT"
Everyone's possessed.

[@Emi14873]

"You in the audience, you could be the father!"😂😂😂

[@albertoxan]

Kira Lunar i laughed the shit out!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[@jia9420]

Honestly my fav part😂😂

[@vitoriaregia4361]

You watching this video, you could be the father...

[@shantoreywilkins651]

Kira Lunar 😹😂😹😂😹😹😹😂🤡🤗🎭🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😂😹😂🤗🎭🤡😂😹😂🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏

[@rakanking2316]

😂😂😂 i can't stop laughing

[@cannedcoochiebread]

This is the type of show nobody asked for but everyone needed for entertainment lamo

[@justinfortier2054]

I religiously watch this once a month lmao

[@trigger8221]

Yumemi yumemite

[@ijlivin5584]

Laughing ass my off?

[@melanatedgod5337]

Laugh ass my off?! 😂😂😂

[@melanatedgod5337]

@@ijlivin5584 great minds!

[@LilyIglesias]

4:27 that man deserves his own show lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tomasvicente9631]

what he said there?

[@KojiMadarA333]

You know what so funny?
You know what so funny?
You know what so funny?
SHUT UP!

[@yoooo1358]

Hahahahaha lmfao

[@michaelgeorge3059]

6:09 the kid in the background 😂😂

[@romarina2687]

Lol, the kid be like 😬

[@stevewilson4718]

😃Mom got exposed~that kid

[@NyxMoonTV]

Maury: "You are not the father."
The Audience: *Change Team*

[@goldenstandard187]

EvAn Ze Geek VA 💯

[@girlzatah]

Yeah the audience is bipolar az wow 😂

[@KhalilSonic]

Ikr

[@incognitomode834]

Fr

[@trixiegamez8553]

I see you everywhere lol

[@shreedharshan7292]

3:45 in dying 😂😂💀

[@winglau3128]

6:30
When the scooter is stronger than your entire relationship.

[@metal_1398]

Vroom vroom outta here

[@Robsonski96]

It's a human on the scooter? I thought it was a tank...

[@flavorchris4721]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@livingthemcdream]

Lets be for real, there is Just two reason these woman do this.
1. Child support
2. Attention
3 years later Edit: why in gods name is this of all things my most liked comment?

[@Jay_76]

^Reverse the order of those.

[@toddjankowski3477]

BINGO!!

[@rahmaabdullahi7524]

Aubergine Man mostly for child support

[@kevinte1646]

@@gajahahah0872 but yes tho

[@tshimomogudi51]

facts

[@anassa3492]

I swear They only bring ninjas to this show man.
How can every single one of them perform a backflip

[@jhonnycagexrage7458]

They are all high on speed

[@BrightAGen]

Maybe every guy can do a backflip from birth, but it takes The Maury Show to unlock it.

[@cake2939]

@The BrightAGen Show i laughed way too hard at this 😂

[@cthonisprincess4011]

Anas Raik That’s the power the sacred words “you are NOT the father” grants.

[@Free.TeaJay]

You can do anything if you find out you're not the father

[@LyrixEdgar]

6:17 i love how the kid is smiling

[@luqmanmohames677]

Thats what you call a total bro

[@andreasbechpehrson5752]

“You are not The father”
Mom: “TO THE COUCH OF SHAME!”🏃‍♀️

[@ciara313245]

The "No child support" Dance XD

[@EmpanadaDoggo]

My Life, My Hurdles and My survival x The "I am free from this hoe celebration"

[@ciara313245]

Ikercasills The dance of a free man😂😂

[@glazheimr1211]

My Life, My Hurdles and My survival x LOL

[@REXXSEVEN]

Jessie BG Walked hi
If you continue to do what you are doing, I will have you banned.

[@asurashun9695]

My Life, My Hurdles and My survival x also known as the ''fuck you bitch'' dance

[@user-ko1bg5wg8n]

"You in the audience, you can be the father!" I am dead lol

[@mistyblue2684]

Whatever man........show me the results right now. He had me rewinding that prt over 10 times

[@mistyblue2684]

Шизл манизл But seriously, I thought I was the only 1 who noticed that Jose's story stood out. Lol

[@bonita392]

he is the funnest man I ever saw on youtube he should have his own show lol

[@kikid4296]

Шизл манизл 😂😂🤣🤣

[@anunnaki5519]

Шизл манизл Брат Србин има топ коментар

[@juanjosemorales5719]

Imagine growing up and watching how happy some dude was of not being your dad

[@stevewilson4718]

He was happy of being freed from that hore

[@Lycan1483]

I'm fine with that.. he's not my dad anyways..

[@devilgene7330]

6:09 guy backflips and shit, little kid smiling like "I still have no dad lol"

[@ismaelnehme379]

This is the most ghetto show in existence

[@raindog844]

And you love it

[@raindog844]

And you love it

[@ismaelnehme379]

@@raindog844 I do

[@viarsielcalaway2870]

Fr😂😂

[@OK-0366]

Have you seen the Jerry Springer show? Now that's ghetto

[@wannatrymynewgun]

My nigga Maury freeing more brothers than Abraham Lincoln

[@zonalspore]

Bruh... 😂

[@IceKloneEnjoyer]

This comment is great haha.

[@EddySaints]

Nico Cuevas lol quality

[@nycn1nja91]

Nico Cuevas Why the hell aren't you top comment???

[@wuraolaolagunju]

😂😂😂

[@peternehemiah1606]

Man I miss this show so much
I was so hyped everytime watching these

[@abdalrrahim]

They don't do these anymore because it's 2023 and NO ONE has a father . It just doesn't feel special anymore 😆 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@edwinjose2449]

0 % nudity
0 % drugs
100 % *you are not the Father*

[@mrkitloin]

father 👨🏿
mother:👩🏻
baby: 👶🏻

[@lor_wisdom]

mr.kitloin I look like the baby and my dads black and my moms white

[@parkjimin1664]

Never Broke Again Cheese Curl you should be a little worried

[@lor_wisdom]

Park Jimin my dads mixed and my moms white

[@parkjimin1664]

Never Broke Again Cheese Curl oh well this is normal..I think

[@mrkitloin]

Never Broke Again Cheese Curl SAME. But by black i meant black, not mixed

[@zoeja364]

"This baby got 10 different father & I ain't one of em" "you in the audience probably the Baby daddy" he snapped 💀

[@cloroxbleach8436]

F.W. Dayday 666 Likes???

[@awfullyquan]

Clorox Bleach 667 now since I liked

[@TxFatal]

906 now

[@doesitmatter4322]

914 now

[@chrispbacon5313]

919 now, 😒

[@royfablooo2810]

"You are Not the Father"
Woman: Guess I'll approach the almighty couch in the back.

[@kushagrasrivastava4583]

@3:45 "You in the audience, you could be the father!" Lmao 🤣🤣

[@felixzavala7260]

“You in the audience? You could be the father”

[@mihhdias1402]

Felix Zavala I’m dead

[@alogicalgirloncesaid5140]

That nigga was funny

[@mistercinnabar]

Timestamp?

[@kaelynhaines7949]

When he said that i was like oh shii😂🤣

[@ClaytheVA]

I need that episode

[@hard_candy]

"...you are...not..."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."

[@travieso7jl]

The Philosopher no no no
"You... are n..."
UH EY YAY, UH EY YAY

[@michaelford1124]

That cartwheel guy was hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@lelouch_v9923]

These reactions are gold 😂😂

[@myellatorres2110]

“You in the audience! You could be the father!”
I’M DEADDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mewmew1026]

Myella Wafflecake I DIED!!!!

[@raykkuu]

Plot twist I can’t be the father if I’m a female pterodactyl

[@Igi293]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@delmylopez6674]

3:45

[@blupyro3098]

@@raykkuu plot twist, i can’t be the father if nobody know my gender

[@micahvuki3917]

"You are not the father"
Hood translation: "No money fo u."

[@connieinduellinks5620]

Boom dededez

[@UnlimitedGreenWorks]

@@connieinduellinks5620 i just recited those words in my mind and all i heard was connie saying that exact same sentence to the beat of never gonna give you up.. what have you done?

[@Joaofelixgomeslins]

backstage couch: bitch, why won’t you cry in the stage?
woman: cuz your more comfy for me to cry CUZ I JUST WANTED MUUUULLLLLLAAAAAAAA

[@merfythegirl6950]

😂😂😂💔

[@GavinR34]

This has been one of the greatest 8+ mins of my life. Kings.

[@Andrey-ey7en]

Women: *cries heavily*
Cameraman: lemme zoom dis real quick

[@machineryman7197]

Maury: You are NOT the father
The couch backstage: Aw shit, here we go again

[@NurseOrysia1]

That's like, the only thing that I actually have empathy for on this entire show lmfao

[@timothysoo6353]

@@NurseOrysia1 the camera man knew the results beforehand so he is prepared

[@pinyatheactivist]

“YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!”
Moms: 🏃‍♀️💨

[@shortsandwich5573]

Park Jimin • 박지민
cameraman: fast as fuck boi

[@aaronlago3217]

Not father:🕺🤸🕺🤸

[@vielarzares7212]

The sofa in the backstage: Here we go again

[@yahlidan9710]

Don't think i heard them farting

[@joshuavonleidsten2263]

2:51 "I ain't that pepe!" 😂

[@LilyIglesias]

Here in Brazil we used to have a version of this show and it was very very funny. This is one of the funniest shows ever lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@manivela8045]

Teste de Dna do Ratinho kkkkkkk

[@jorgenascimento8924]

@@manivela8045 Sim mano kkkkkk

[@TfNeb_]

7:08 This man just did a drive-by to see her crying then dipped back to the stage to party some more.

[@goodvibez693]

LMAO this dude running laps

[@alicenero1562]

Why don't this have 50k likes

[@TheIceCreamWizard]

🅱️🅾️🅾️↪️ℹ️3️⃣⬆️ℹ️Ⓜ️3️⃣

[@davidfemat9938]

That's good

[@kentinson1670]

Man's a legend

[@beennot503]

“This baby look Mexican as hell”
OMFG IM ROLLING

[@crackheadhawthy]

ok daddy hotler

[@robabsalon]

Shes a barf baaggg!!!

[@rhfaktorpositiv8659]

This baby got 10 different fathers 🤣🤣

[@Alexander-ys9dh]

@@rhfaktorpositiv8659 And i aint one of them

[@shahin1586]

You in the comments YOU could be the father 😤🤬🤯🤡

[@geraltofrivia7456]

Host: you are NOT a father 😃
All women: GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA STEP ON DA GAS

[@MiguelAngel-jk3bg]

Imagine if Sasuke and Sakura was there:
Sakura you áre not the mother!

[@moycorbin4750]

Sakura: 💃
Sasuke:🏃‍♂️
Sarada:🤦‍♀️
Karin: 👀

[@frankright4454]

"This baby Mexican as hell." - you cannot write this stuff.

[@JeromeProductions]

Frank Right 💀💀💀

[@houseofmatrix6174]

Frank Right live reaction😹😹

[@MegaBlair007]

Lmaooooo

[@cmclayton1986]

And " Not one ounce of Puerto Rican" 🤣🤣

[@johnsalchichon777]

Can*

[@lowlifevampyre1341]

“That baby Mexican as hell.” IM SO DEAD! 😂

[@mohammedbakye2162]

literally shit I can’t stop laughing

[@MrNuggetLoL]

literally shit min?

[@juarezrodas8359]

Hahahahha

[@jvaughan244]

The guy looks like 6ix9ine

[@lowlifevampyre1341]

Clashin Jackson omg he does

[@adamgonzales8677]

Bro Jose is oozing and steaming pure confidence and charismatic air

[@NomNomNom1989]

what I love about this compilation is that they learn all of the sudden sick new dance moves.

[@GM-dg6mj]

imagine the maury twist:
"you are NOT..."
**the father starts hyping up**
"...a stranger to the baby cause you ARE the father!" lmao

[@sab-nm9di]

I Am God i need this to happen

[@BJ52091]

PLEASE let this happen just one time! For the lulz

[@ziya31]

Hey, hey, get this on the script!!!! Make sure he remembers and does this *nOw*

[@clearhero7487]

That would be chaos Bruh😂

[@steel43fangirl]

I would sign that petition✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍😆👍

[@boostedar8202]

Audience: BOo this guy is horrible
*he is not the father*
Audienxe: hmm this guy is pretty cool

[@itsjustnorma9124]

freeaim god accurate

[@Assassin-eh3du]

Accordingly accurate

[@awfullyquan]

freeaim god Scary how accurate this is smh

[@unknowncharacter889]

the audience just hits the change team button when Maury says 'not'

[@markdanlieabueva3718]

The last guy who is "63" be doing backflip. He didn't feel anything hurting in his back because of too much joy😂😂😂

[@uvtuvi6777]

I find it funny how they all r ready to fight the audience. They also jump around like they just won the Lottery it’s hilarious.

[@gavinjones8394]

They got out of 18 yrs of child support, that’s a small lottery

[@an_oracle]

They're all ready to fight the audience or go in and high five everyone it's the only two reactions

[@kittykattzee]

well the audience boos the shit out of the guys when they come in lol so when they get proven wrong of course the guys r gonna b hype as hell

[@defpixel]

UV Tuvi it must be what white privilege is

[@jspurs22]

Thats a big lottery F small lol

[@luxky5485]

What’s so special about the couch that it pulls every crying person to like it’s magnetic

[@sintijarevina]

Alex Castillo embarrassment to sit in front of public

[@rionelupus]

+Kira Kennedy well the camera follows them when they go to the couch lol so they're still seen and judged by the public

[@MrThenry1988]

Alex Castillo. Money. If they skip it they might not get paid.

[@shaunszalai3823]

Alex Castillo it's the couch getting everyone pregnant

[@pingus9934]

Midnight Marauder okay it was dumb but let's be honest a person who lives in another country and is bashing and generalizing the preference of another country Is a jelly lowlife

[@naomdroid3972]

The one we’re the boy and girl start dancing is my favourite one on here

[@scorchboi3719]

I just love everytime they say you are not the father the guys just start busting moves like crazy.

[@yeetusbeteetus6471]

"You are NOT the father-"
Man: *Rolling and flipping everywhere*
Woman: *power walks to another country*

[@strawberry5458]

Camera man:🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

[@tas7606]

@@strawberry5458 more like: 🏃🏾‍♂️⚡

[@moonrisehowler1842]

camera boy be z o o m i n '

[@MunchMaila]

This show is hilarious 😂😂 3:44 "You in the audience, you can be the father!"

[@gabychuels2955]

Reneilwe Maila I FUCKING LOVED THAT PART TOO LMAOO

[@unruledrenji8924]

Reneilwe Maila he said that as I read your comment 😂

[@emmanuellaokafor6081]

What's this show called?

[@joshuajackson18]

Emma Okafor TheMauryShowOfficial

[@emmanuellaokafor6081]

Joshua Jackson thanks

[@nardo259]

Why nobody talking about how happy that kid is when he find out it’s not his dad at 6:09😂😂

[@forceindia9064]

That’s right lady, you gonna be working that SECOND job at Subway after all! 😂

[@pedowise]

It's dishonorable to know that the mother doesn't know who the father is.

[@re-gal7949]

i agree

[@derickaby1731]

True

[@PinkyToeThief]

Mama Mia

[@1337snake888]

@InfiniteMushroom nah we laugh at these hoes

[@nagarforestinfant]

This is what America has become. Vote for change. MAGA 2020

[@Nephyrrus]

Boooooooooo the man is such a horrible person.
**he isnt the fahter**
HELL yeah what a dude

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

MeddlerMax for real

[@casp175a4]

i don't understand these people

[@Eorxied2300]

Woop there it is!

[@Giggeles]

SchleuderTraumaRussenKegler the women on these shows cheated on their bfs and when they get pregnant they want child support if the they are the father

[@casp175a4]

@@Giggeles ah i see but still don't understand these people

[@sarthakmverma722]

Ohh man I've not laughed this hard in a while

[@MainInternetUser]

« You in the audience you could be the father » got me dying lmao

[@moarika7378]

i’m so glad i clicked on this video

[@kinggringo4802]

Dopy same

[@jaygod3061]

Dopy ikr

[@murrrani]

Dopy me too

[@sasaha8389]

Best ting

[@Armanusah]

Here's a cookie sir

[@petewentzfrommychemicalrom3114]

This show should be called The Thot Exposition

[@minij4401]

Lmao this made my day

[@asapyvx_9995]

Panini! At The Party Exposition? Tf

[@jenko5039]

Damn right

[@Bebias07]

6:40 *cue happy wheels music*

[@piyathuyangoda7522]

I don't know how to react to this. I mean all I can think of is the innocent child.

[@user-jj4lc2jd8j]

In fact, Jose was indeed the father, but he was so confident that he removed his part of the child's DNA by willpower

[@bellamyisthegoat8820]

Lol

[@gabbyn.3049]

dead 💀

[@marcello8645]

Too bad, having Jose be your dad would be pretty cool

[@saber8387]

Too much chad energy coming from that guy

[@mickey5th]

Amazing anime plot.

[@youngdolo8]

I love how the audience often shits on the guy when they find out he's been distant with the child, but they take his side the *very instant* he's revealed not to be daddy.

[@cthonisprincess4011]

It’s because of audience cues.

[@bigfloppa2912]

Absolute state of society

[@kevinkim26]

Mob mentality in a nutshell.

[@kevinkim26]

@Ailheim That plus the eternal simp culture is what gives rise to this phenomenon. Men are immediately assumed to be the perpetrators and villains by default, while women are always assumed to be the poor, helpless victims without any hostile or selfish intentions. But of course, reality hits hard and you realize that most of the times (and especially on this show), it's the other way around. Simps and feminism have ruined the modern state of thought as we know it when it comes to gender.

[@kevinkim26]

@Ailheim That's the thing, they can't. And they themselves know they can't, at least not on the same level as men. Just look at traditionally male-dominated fields like the military, police, firefighting, etc. Female recruits are put up on the pedestal these days with LOWERED standards for their evals and exams and half the times they can't pass even that. One of the many things feminists can never seem to acknowledge is the existence of biological differences, something that is bound in concrete science.

[@flodazzle3712]

Maury: "You don't want him to be the father."
Imagine the results actually tell us that he is the father but Maury didn't want him to take care of the child.

[@bangnguyen8365]

This is what happens when ppl feel like they need to "find themselves" when they're young, well you're gonna have a tough times finding ur baby's daddy later

[@robminmonaca]

The Puerto Rican guy had me dying.

[@larsonmarkov1699]

Puerto Ricans are mixed with black

[@199019852007]

Show the results right now

[@rah7729]

@@199019852007 yap because people I know from Puerto Rico are usually white or closer to Mexican skin colour

[@thecrown_jul]

He kinda reminds me of the dog from Tom and Jerry when he talks

[@rafaelrijo8175]

I glad for you. From a P.R.

[@ishansaha24]

I think i just lost some IQ watching this

[@helloifailed]

Ishan Saha i think you mean "gained"

[@Sylique]

Lmaooo

[@reneebeckford8619]

Ishan Saha you mean gained this shows some people's pull out game could be super weak you just gotta slow sperm

[@wingmanaccount4449]

Renee Beckford he means lost because how the women expected they were right but ended up crying like lil bitches

[@godisgreat.360]

You mean you had none to start with?

[@markocaki2161]

this shit gives me more pleasure than anything else in life

[@elijahsaxton8873]

Bruh this so hilarious bro tf 😂😂

[@glurabelle3959]

Maury: You are *NOT* the father!!
That one couch back there: why i hear boss music?

[@jaymacdonnell4730]

Way to tell the same dumb joke the 101st time.

[@timtecson9216]

@@jaymacdonnell4730 did you count it all?

[@kailz8022]

@@timtecson9216 I did and there is only 13 out of this whole comment section

[@Mark-vr1fo]

“SHE GOT 10 DIFFERENT FATHERS AN I AINT WUN OF EM!”

[@CrisRipper]

It's funny how the guys jump of joy 1 second before hearing they're not the father lol

[@talisonferreira118]

I love this, the real hapiness.

[@manuelchavira2206]

2:53 “I AINT THAT PAPI!!” 😂😂😂

[@Charlie-nd9ef]

I wonder what happened to that. Is it still alive, in jail, a dad OR gay. I need me an update asap 😆