@@guillermostreiger2307 Here goes~ Touhou is a series of bullet hell games, as in, games where you have to dodge very large amounts of bullets, usually covering most of the screen. Those games are known for their high difficulty, especially on higher difficulties, meaning that most high-tier touhou players are usually seen as elite players, capable of dodging basicly anything. Thus, the meme "touhou players don't use umbrellas, they just dodge raindrops" was born.
@@e.g2896 As you can clearly see in this example here, their eyes are completely devoid of a soul. This is because the vast majority of Touhou players have made a deal with the Devil.
Not at all, internet proved that people can easily get horny from a fictional character. And being exposed naked to the public is a common thing herez many people find it hot@@animeminians7451
"You're mugging me? You didn't didn't pull the knife with your points, therefor I can assume it's weaker than regular. Looking at the size and quantity, I can also say you'll never hit me with that."
The noise implies that not only is he dodging the rain but he's purposely staying as close as possible at the same time for graze bonus. Whether he's going for a score run or building up for a panicbomb when it gets windy, I can't say.
With that kind of rain drops (bullets) density, you automatically get the grazing bonus just for not dying. It is not "intentional", in a sense that he doesn't purposefully go near them, it is just that there are so much drops(bullets) there that there is no space left that will be without the graze bonus.
I love how this implied that there is always a human shaped gap in a rainstorm and we are all just too slow to avoid it. Getting wet in the rain is a skill issue.
Because there is; on a sunny day, you are always between rainstorms. If only you were fast enough to analyze the weather patterns and strike at the most opportune moment when a direct, human-sized line from the weather front to your destination existed.
@@baronvonbeandip Except the "rain" at the very edge of where the storm and the empty sky meets is very sparse, barely counting as rain. There is practically never any spot where very clear rain is separated by very clear skies.
What I love about this is that the guy moved exactly like how I imagined he would move in my head. No big flashy "dodge" animations. No long distance flash jumps. Just tiny nudges to the left and right while maintaining a relatively straight path. It's perfect.
Me, an anime viewer: "He's keeping his center of mass, his Hit Box, in such a compressed state. He's overcome the physical limitations of Humanity! _He's beginning to believe..._ "
He was watching the rain for about 17 seconds At this time his brain was saving and processing information for more than 17 000 raindrop/s and finding the nonexistent ways to dodge it Aside of working %250 of his trained musicals at the exact right moment This guy is a true legend
Unfortunately no. When the IRS attacks it fills the entire screen with its hitbox and it lasts for longer than the maximum number of I-frames you can string together.
Ah, yes, the classic "Touhou players looking at rain be like". And Mountain of Faith was a classic, one of the games that I managed to clear (got stuck on TH11 and 12 back then, though I did finished 13 when it came out). Good times, I wish the new fighting games were more like Soku tho.
If you wonder why you stuck from th11, 12, those games are hard unlike most of games but th15 is the hardest as I cannot pass it with expert run normal 1cc
@Mialisus simple ZUN cant draw woman without them looking like a little girl(even moms) so the community has do it.tho the vampires do follow the 500 loli trope
Girl: It’s raining, wanna come under my umbrella? I was going to go across the street too. Guy: Nah, don’t worry, I’m fine. Watch this. *Graces rain like a boss* Girl: holy shit.
Real talk though, if I saw someone blitzing through a firing line of full automatic weapons fire, I'd just give up and swallow a grenade, hopefully before they can get to me so my death won't be as painful.
ruclips.net/video/eatIzqwB2dA/видео.html Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life. (John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?" (John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
@@arandomcrusader8822 OBJECTION, still, they have the ability that no one can surpass, they can dodge every arrow from all ways no matter how many on the FENCE
Darksouls players: heh, look at those noobs trying so hard. *OVERLY AGRESSIVE ROLLING INTENSIFIES* Bible readers: From dust thou were made, to dust shall thou return!
Was revisiting this for a laugh again and I noticed a single odd frame at 0:23, so i decided to scroll through the frames of the video using the period "." key and the comma "," key and then found it. Was that frame left in by accident or what?? Haven't seen a single comment about this frame.
@@ParanaenseOwO Oh- my bad I didn't mean mitigation to general rain, I meant the pattern of the actual drawn droplets (the artist only drew a few frames, and repeated them)
an osu player would block every single drip of water with one finger, or a pen. A beat saber gamer slices raindrops with two sticks simultaneously Dmc players jump cancel combo every last raindrop for an SSS rank Fnf players sing so badly the rain just dies Osumania psychopaths show their broken hands to the clouds breaking them in half, allowing the superior being to pass
That went perfect, i was like: "if a thouhou theme doesn't start, at the moment were he grazes in the rain, it won't work" *Fall of fall ~ Autumnal waterfall starts playing
The Touhou player who can walk through the rain without getting wet is internet mythology, a story told and retold countless times but the essence of it never really changes, almost as though it were one of Plato's ideal forms, something too perfect to exist yet by its perfection it is a fundamental truth of existence.
I like to imagine this in real life, but instead of dodging every drop they are just dash dancing in place, getting soaked and screaming " WHY ISN'T IT WORKING"
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"Why do you look so tired?"
"I used too much energy"
" *in a fight?* "
"..."
Wdym thats only 0.01% of his power
IN A FIGHT, RIGHT?!?
@@xellanchaos5386 ...
@@nuhh69
Nice Aether pic, by the way.
@@xellanchaos5386 thanks!
Countless hours of training
Rong Rong have played one step from eden long enough to become lunatic touhou player
I'm not prepared to see Iron in this channel
Ayo why iron anywhere
t(raining)
tRaining
I remember one of my friend told me to do that
lol
Woahh, you're here ;~;
Heyooo
JzBoy 😯
Rain is just another projectile after all
this would be impossible for regular humans but touhou players actually have smaller hit boxes
YES
Are touhou players unshowered fat neckbeards or femboys? Choose one.
Good point honestly
Unless they're not playing as reimu
Very true
The reason he stood so still was because he was analyzing the rain's attack pattern
and she opened shrinreinnegan in last sec XDD
Nvm they edited
@@lucid7783 r/cringe
😂
@@lucid7783 r/dumb
God: what you doing?
Him: theres a pattern
God: SHIT HE FOUND OUT
He ascended...to godhood.
He will never be ashamed of getting wet in the rain again...
God doesn't cuss. Ik this is a joke
@@e_s.0848 Okey
@@e_s.0848 Virgin God vs Chad God
Numbers, statistics and patterns
I knew the joke, I knew exactly what was going to happen.
I still burst out laughing. Your animations are always great.
The pause midway is what soldifies the inevitable joke xD
Same thing here
same
I honestly cant understand what happened
@@guillermostreiger2307 Here goes~
Touhou is a series of bullet hell games, as in, games where you have to dodge very large amounts of bullets, usually covering most of the screen. Those games are known for their high difficulty, especially on higher difficulties, meaning that most high-tier touhou players are usually seen as elite players, capable of dodging basicly anything.
Thus, the meme "touhou players don't use umbrellas, they just dodge raindrops" was born.
as a touhou player. I can confirm this is what i do when i am in the shower.
That seems like it would be very problematic.
Imagine the sonic booms
Graze to retain the filth that empowers you
probably why the smell sticks so much
Why the hell would you take a shower only to dodge every water droplet? You’re just wasting water at that point.
I used to be a fan of Touhou, now I'm a whole air conditioner
My man.
I have all the time for this pun
@@ToxicDerg puntastic
I don't get the joke, I've only been reading Doujinshi of Touhou
@@MrDuck-po3wy I didn't get at first too...
“Aren’t you a touhou player too?”
“Yes. But I never said that I was the good one”
69 likes, make a wish!
Relatable on so many levels. Cant even get past stage 3/4 on hard
@@zanwrightmfwr756 to be fair its on hard mode
@@touhoufan7061 Yeah, I'm having trouble even on normal
@@touhoufan7061 like bruh I'm just in awe to those who completed Lunatic without continues tho
"This game is so hard, it would actually be easier to go outside in a thunderstorm and try to dodge rain." -AVGN, 2007
10/10 quote
I can imagine the nerd reacting to touhou games
why do yiou have 2 more x's on the end than on the begining
@@Mike-ro5xnThis is gold, thanks mate
@@n-extrafries-surprise No problem at all, have fun!
0:23 AYO WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FRAME?!
Sheer admiration at his skill
No look closer💀if you pause at the right time you can see a sus image🥴
clearly she likes touhou players
is she naked????
oaAaaaAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When a TouHou Players' eyes are wide open like that, it just means that they are learning the bullet pattern of the situation in question.
Great for breaking into area 51
@@s-n-g-b1457 meanwhile in gta san andreas
Area 69😳
Touhou Players analyzing pattern be like: *Mind's Eye!* O_O
@@e.g2896 As you can clearly see in this example here, their eyes are completely devoid of a soul. This is because the vast majority of Touhou players have made a deal with the Devil.
@@cabbage2329 so that's the skill i gained after i went Lunatic mode
"B-But... even your feet aren't wet! How??"
" *They're not my hitbox* "
??
Hitbox is a dot in touhou.
@@tdn7133
The hitbox is just making the character invisible at this point with the amount of effected and dodges
"Foolishness, I stepped on the space between the water molecules, thus allowing me to stay dry"
you have a hitbox?
“Why are you staring at the rain? Something bothering you?”
“There’s a pattern”
*starts sweating* “w-what?”
*slowly gets gets prepared*
"... w-what in... what's your p-plan?"
“And I’m going to do *it* “
@@chompercs983 " do wha _ WAIT WTF "
Rain is bullet hell in real life
@@skytrooperss892 ya, but it's really hard and usually only gives an annoying stackable debuff if ya don't have certain items, but even then
0:23 there is one frame with her with a strange face and no clothes
YOOOooooo💀💀
Blushing, sweating and drooling. I managed to pause that frame lol
Is it bad that I find it kinda hot😭
Not at all, internet proved that people can easily get horny from a fictional character.
And being exposed naked to the public is a common thing herez many people find it hot@@animeminians7451
"Strange face" too pure
You forgot the part where once he's safe, he catches a raindrop out of the corner of his eye and panic bombs
LMAO so true
Lol sounds like me
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Hey just wait a damn minute
Panic bomb?
0:27 no one gonna talk about how one of the boxes hit the corner?
Truly a beauty to the eye
*Facts*
@@FriskGameZ_ fac
Im more concerned why the girl.. exploded into.. Microsoft PowerPoints?
@@AmalgamJiena she needed to git gud
@@enya8127 It's the -sad- truth
You can tell he is a pro by how he learned the patterns of the rain in less than a minute.
LOOOOL
@e cease bot.
oh now i get the meme.... fuck
Ah, today we have the usual pattern again...
The boi mastered his sharingan.
A real touhou player dodges the sun's rays.
Okay, I'm lying, a real touhou player dodges oxygen particles
perpetually invisible because they dodge the rays of light that would reflect off of them
True@@CErra310
because its just a deadly lazer, which means thats its just a straight line that we can maneuver across
They start up an Imperishable Night.
Come on, it's not that hard to dodge the sun's rays if you don't even leave your mother's house
Unedited Footage Of Me But Replace Theme With BGM. Wind God Girl 風神少女
Ah yes my favorite RUclipsr,
ManlyTouhouHero
I wet my pants
Manly?
@@lolicon453 fbi I found him
Manly?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!11?!/1/1/1/1/!??!?!?
Touhou players be like:
"That's a nice warm up stage"
warm up? I do this everytime when I wanna get out of my bed and go to the fridge.
bruh this is literally the tutorial wdym
Touhou 11 be like
This is just stage 1, you'll know you made it to about stage 4 when the hurricane arrives.
@@ass8579 Clearly you doesn't play Legacy of lunatic kingdom yet
Touhou players see the world a whole different way... With hitboxes and everything
just like fighting game players
@@littlemisseevee2309 fighting game players train to hit.
Shooting game players train to miss.
@@TheRibbonRed funny thing is miss can actually mean you getting hit
@@TheRibbonRed in rivals and melee you train to miss
"You're mugging me? You didn't didn't pull the knife with your points, therefor I can assume it's weaker than regular. Looking at the size and quantity, I can also say you'll never hit me with that."
Touhou players when the cops are firing at them (they're just using their spellcard)
Pig Sign "Long arm of the Law"
She forgot that she had an umbrella out, that's the power of being rejected to share an umbrella with a Touhou fan
What a "surprise" huh
kogasa
@@retrodkcn1979 you got me dead on the floor laughing! i'm living in a cemetery now!
Umbrellas are useless. Just look at Kogasa.
The umbrella is for graze
The noise implies that not only is he dodging the rain but he's purposely staying as close as possible at the same time for graze bonus. Whether he's going for a score run or building up for a panicbomb when it gets windy, I can't say.
does he intentionally go that close tho
that's the sound of shooting tho, not grazing
With that kind of rain drops (bullets) density, you automatically get the grazing bonus just for not dying. It is not "intentional", in a sense that he doesn't purposefully go near them, it is just that there are so much drops(bullets) there that there is no space left that will be without the graze bonus.
@@inakilbss that's the sound of grazing bro💀💀
Wha-
*What's the bomb*
When he grazing through rain without showing his hitbox:
"It's him! The Touhou PC-98 veteran!"
or he just plays unpatched th6
@@loltoheaven777sreplaystora6 he managed to beat stage 6 in easy
@@Idiel96 bruh
@@loltoheaven777sreplaystora6 or he just play a regular Shmup
or he’s playing unfocused
If you look closely at the rain animation before he starts moving, there actually is a noticeable gap he follows lol
Touhou players after being rejected for the 5th time
“There’s a pattern”
Can relate
self awareness is the first step to improvement
"I just can't figure my way around it"
LMFAO
Touhou players after seeing their shower
"There's a pattern."
**get shot on head, arms, shoulders repeatedly**
Reimoo: "those aren't my hitbox"
reimoo and sacowya
No vital organs present in those parts
@@mangouschase I said vital organs
The art of grazing
@@sissix1987 raimylya, patshuly, tchyrno, claounpiss
Normal people: Looks like i'm gonna get caught in the rain
Touhou players: Just dodge it bro
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S i m p l e . Totally.
Why didnt you DOOOOOOOOODGE
Yeah just get good bro
do it
0:23 The girl at that .1 second frame tho-
How did u even notice this 😭
@@MrHolmesss Firstly, I just slowing down to see that man's dodging speed, but then the next afterwards was...uh...😳🙈
Blushing lol
AYOOOO
I paused it at the right time... Naaah she do be "Wet"
Not only did he avoid the attack pattern, but he also avoided women, and avoid a shower. Typical Touhou players.
We gotta get that 1CC on lunatic, bro.
But don’t touhou players simp for little girls?
@@WomanSlayer69420 that’s the problem, *she was too old*
@@f1shyspace "can't be a pedo if i only simp for old women"
-Touhou Player
@@FROST_HUGGER therefore i simp for yukarrrr,,-111
"what is he doing?"
"He's beginning to believe"
"He's be-gaming"
wow only one comment
"i gotta be leaf"
@@dam78 fr¡ck i laughed
“No way, he have *the zone* “
I love how this implied that there is always a human shaped gap in a rainstorm and we are all just too slow to avoid it. Getting wet in the rain is a skill issue.
Well, hummingbirds can dodge raindrops.
Guess they have already mastered Touhou before most of us have.
Because there is; on a sunny day, you are always between rainstorms. If only you were fast enough to analyze the weather patterns and strike at the most opportune moment when a direct, human-sized line from the weather front to your destination existed.
@@TornaitSuperBird Lunatic++++++++++++++++++++++++ Mode
@@baronvonbeandip Except the "rain" at the very edge of where the storm and the empty sky meets is very sparse, barely counting as rain. There is practically never any spot where very clear rain is separated by very clear skies.
we all know that the hitbox is actually a tiny red dot
As a certified touhou player, i can confirm this is what we always think when raining
Ultrakill fans:
+ PARRY
+ PARRY
+ PARRY
+ PARRY
+ PARRY
@@iamwoke322 I can already hear the tink BOOOM
His hitbox is practically non-existent.
Why do I see you every anime video's I watch??
nice pfp,drop the origin
neither is reimus
*hurtbox
yeah its just a dot in the middle
"Miss me with that shit"
Ahoy give me the second comment privilege
@@chiasa_dobi same
sane
@@chiasa_dobi ahoy allow me to steal ypur ocmment and become 5th
E
Everyone: talking about the single frame in 1/25x speed
Me: wait the rain really does have a pattern
It's easy to dodge too, you just wait until there's no more water. 😁
By god, you're right!
The rain does have a pattern
Indeed you can see it.
yes it does
Imagine playing a rhythm game but the beats are raindrops
Anything but the beats are raindrops
Try Milthm, it's basically the game you're wondering for
And just like a touhou player, he dodged any interaction with a girl
Yeah errm you are not one to talk.
@@jackmehoff9957 I mean he ain't wrong
@@jayflow3745 but I'm more less wrong
@@jackmehoff9957 are you though?
@@charleswisconsin9196 I'm just here to make fun of em.
I like how he just looks at the rain like "Oh, there's a pattern!"
Undertale ahh dodge
Legend says Touhou players cried in showers cuz they keep dodging the water drops
Legend says they smell bad...
Touhou players don't cry because they'll auto dodge their tears.
Nah bro they just dodge their problems
moment
Touhou players? More like, Dodge all your problems and dodge the regret you’ll have later.
上見てたのはあれか雨粒の降ってくるパターンを見てたんか
What I love about this is that the guy moved exactly like how I imagined he would move in my head. No big flashy "dodge" animations. No long distance flash jumps. Just tiny nudges to the left and right while maintaining a relatively straight path. It's perfect.
Me, an anime viewer: "He's keeping his center of mass, his Hit Box, in such a compressed state. He's overcome the physical limitations of Humanity! _He's beginning to believe..._ "
While you were out partying, I mastered the perfect-dodge chain
@@SomeKindaHero117 you, an anime viewer: "quotes the matrix"
@@arielrozen4700 Betcha there's a matrix anime somewhere.
@@anonymousapproximation8549 There is. Lookup Animatrix
Dodged the rain while also doing his best to preserve his virginity. A true Touhou player.
Ye, cultured.
I mean for one of the frames around 24 seconds you can see something, look for yourself
@@somegirl9055 what the fuck i did not notice that
@@amino-acid what?
@@paklekj4429 first frame of the girl
He was watching the rain for about 17 seconds
At this time his brain was saving and processing information for more than 17 000 raindrop/s and finding the nonexistent ways to dodge it
Aside of working %250 of his trained musicals at the exact right moment
This guy is a true legend
But can he beat Goku tho
@@youthoughtiwasjotarobutitw8642 probably
can’t spell disexisted without sexist
@@youthoughtiwasjotarobutitw8642 Obviously
@@youthoughtiwasjotarobutitw8642 He obviously mastered Ultra Instinct
Man's just out there living his best life and abusing his tiny hitbox. Respect.
50 people with guns: It's 50 to 1 it's over.
Touhou player: I like those odds.
Metal Gear Rising players: Oh look, free health & electrolytes!
@@flamingdog9207 proceeds to rip out spine
as long as there is a chance, they'll do it
@@erseshe TACTICAL NIKE INCOMING
(not a typo)
Hotline Miami players: "Pathetic."
I wonder if Touhou players can commit tax evasion with that dodging skills
Unfortunately no. When the IRS attacks it fills the entire screen with its hitbox and it lasts for longer than the maximum number of I-frames you can string together.
"Tax evasion is a crime Reimu!"
Taxes are Gengetsu Rape Time level, except no time limit to outlast.
@Matix 777 You don't have enough. I said you can't outlast it.
You mean, jail evasion?
So if a Touhou player actively dodges the rain, does a Paper Mario player battle each and every raindrop they touch?
Yup
Meanwhile, the SUPERHOT fanbase:
Yeah man, whenever I have to walk from a food lion to my car in the rain, I gotta cancel all my plans for the week.
As a Smash bros player, I have to say, playing endless multi-man Smash until I get home isn't that fun
the m&l players is totally able to parry a rocket with a comically sized hammer
Bro turned into an enderman real quick
Fr
I feel like people have largely forgotten that this is a joke about how Touhou players don't shower
They do shower, just not how we imagine it.
They dodged the water.
@@SilentAdventurerNumber02 so, does the stage end when the water company calls?
@@SilentAdventurerNumber02 Rather, they let the water graze them so just the dirtiness comes off without actually getting wet.
@@SilentAdventurerNumber02 then takes baths
@@Bizzroa dodge the water molecules.
*simple for any hard difficulty touhou player*
Ah, yes, the classic "Touhou players looking at rain be like". And Mountain of Faith was a classic, one of the games that I managed to clear (got stuck on TH11 and 12 back then, though I did finished 13 when it came out). Good times, I wish the new fighting games were more like Soku tho.
If you wonder why you stuck from th11, 12, those games are hard unlike most of games but th15 is the hardest as I cannot pass it with expert run normal 1cc
@@captainernest95
Still didn't played 15 but i heard Reisen's bombs helps a lot
@Mialisus simple ZUN cant draw woman without them looking like a little girl(even moms) so the community has do it.tho the vampires do follow the 500 loli trope
i finish all of then without continues
@@yellowrain3747
I will finish them all without continues
Goku: gets ultra instinct
Touhou players:”look what they need to do to mimic a fraction of our power”
I know there will be an ultra instinct reference somewhere
As someone who only tried 1 bullet hell games I can say that touhou players are absolutely more powerful than ultra instinct
@@carlfelic2272 Touhou players and Goku: *DODGING BULLETS!*
Master Roshi: *Casually catches them point blank, first time.*
@@carlfelic2272 I can confirm it
Well technically mui is 200x faster than light we can clearly see touhou players maximum is 96x UI is 25x
The description says Mountain of Faith
mountain of faith is touhou 10
The smile as he declines the umbrella, he knew what he was doing
Path of virgin 🤣
@@theexace ☠
Girl: It’s raining, wanna come under my umbrella? I was going to go across the street too.
Guy: Nah, don’t worry, I’m fine. Watch this.
*Graces rain like a boss*
Girl: holy shit.
@@theexace the expert route
@@apollyonnoctis1291 The True Virgin Saint Route
"Another perfect score in collection."
*-touhou player*
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Imagine Touhou players get drafted and you later see them running towards the enemy, dodging all the bullets.
Touhou players are experts at dodging. If they couldn't dodge the draft, they better be able to dodge those bullets.
@@AWDfreak shit your right, bold of me to assume they couldn't dodge a draft.
@@AWDfreak I think, at that point, they just want to dodge bullets for fun
it’s always good to waste enemy ammunition in a war of attrition
Real talk though, if I saw someone blitzing through a firing line of full automatic weapons fire, I'd just give up and swallow a grenade, hopefully before they can get to me so my death won't be as painful.
@@demiurgusgodofform8589 *Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer!*
開始数秒で何するかわかるの草
Evading a real life 3d female advancements to become more than just friends, what a true touhou player
You heard it here first folks, a girl offering an umbrella is "more than just friends".
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Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life.
(John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?"
(John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
@@charlie4christ536 my balls fell off
@@charlie4christ536 I’m sorry but do you have any actual proof Christ existed or god does?
Just wanted to know.
@@Gooberpatrol66
If you look closely at 0:23, she is more than “impressed”.
Endermen: Finally, a whorty opponent, our battle will be legendary.
Yeah try imagine it.
Do you think Enderman can dodge rain naturally?
@@passingbycommentor but they can still get damaged, that's when you know they're amateurs
@@arandomcrusader8822 OBJECTION, still, they have the ability that no one can surpass, they can dodge every arrow from all ways no matter how many on the FENCE
@@dustsans9859 Psh, dodging arrows are baby levels, it's the basics of dodging if you wanna be a Touhou player
I absolutely love how he intensly stares at the rain to learn its patterns before going in
It's a 30 sec animation where each second is just perfect
Never underestimate the ability of a touhou player to avoid showers.
And women
A cute girl offered to share her umbrella with him, but he chose the path of the virgin. A true touhou god.
Yes
And she liked it
No, that's a sigma.
@@carsonyeohkaisheng7542 ligma is a type of disease
@aqil what's a ligma
Touhou players in WW3 be like: ah this attack pattern is actually very easy we are just gonna charge right ahead
Enemy: AYO WTF-
Metal Gear Rising players in WW3: Lol just gotta use ninja run to deflect their shots and then activate blade mode and use zandatsu
Darksouls players: heh, look at those noobs trying so hard.
*OVERLY AGRESSIVE ROLLING INTENSIFIES*
Bible readers: From dust thou were made, to dust shall thou return!
fortnite players cranking 90s rainbow six siege players holding angle through a .5-millimeter hole.
Mobile game players covering enemy vision with ads
terraria players: 💀
She had the umbrella yet after seeing his abilities she was the one who got wet.
Lmao
Imagine what those fingers can do
@@lishark843 They can do many with little attempts in a row.
I speak from experience.
There’s a single frame right after the dodge scene where she’s naked.
Now, was it
A. A stray raindrop bounced and hit her
B. The sweat on her face
C. ;)
Was revisiting this for a laugh again and I noticed a single odd frame at 0:23, so i decided to scroll through the frames of the video using the period "." key and the comma "," key and then found it.
Was that frame left in by accident or what?? Haven't seen a single comment about this frame.
I was looking for comments about this too, I thought there'd be more people talking about it.
If you look at the other videos, these frames are a recurring thing, this one is just relatively easy to spot
@@DregunStash is there one in the runescape video?
Have you seen my year-old comment noting that second ? Cause I'm sure you haven't.
this video perfectly describe any Touhou player ever. Especially the idea of Touhou players rejecting any interaction with women.
Sigma male grind set rule#6998: women are temporary, rain is avoidable, but pain and touhou is eternal.
Well of course, relationships would merely be a distraction from achieving this level of enlightened focus.
would had completed th15 first try if i was dodging women and not bullets
But what if I am a woman and a touhou player? *fades out of existence as my body rejects itself*
@@SakuraVarietyChannel now you are able to dodge *_EVERYTHING_*
That security guard looks awfully familiar
Glad to see he isnt locked or ash!
yea like awfully
Actually all of them are recurring characters except for touhou guy.
@@critiqalerror I kinda want touhou guy to become a reocrruing one, his eyes look like saitama's, the dude can dodge anything and thats bored him
Its actually looks instanly similiar
Is that security guard from ANN
that horror rpg game
Hes a traditional artist one!
I love how half the comments are either making fun of Touhou fans, or praising this man for his Bullet hell skills
Comments?
@@CErra310 he meant comics bro
@@CErra310 comics.
@@CErra310 nah it's comics
I love the RUclips comics section because of stuff like this.
Funniest part to me is that he stops after he gets past the road. So he still got wet
The joke aside, I really like how she offered to share her umbrella with a stranger. Very nice.
I suspect she wanted to spook that man, to Kogasa's disappointment.
That's just part of the plot Lol.
666 likes poggers
The first 10 seconds was him trying to see the pattern, then 9 to prepare himself.
ruclips.net/video/oLRuX4Dbq5c/видео.html
When you avoid getting hit by every single bullet in a TouHou game, you can avoid anything!!!
And specially avoid having your virginity taken from you .
@@dovio832 thats fax
Taxes too?
@@Leona_tf not even the joker is crazy enough to fight the irs "batman yes the irs nooo thank you"-batman the animated series
Well that means Jeff Bezos is pro touhou player then, he evades them taxes like it's nothing !!!!
There is a single frame at 0:23 where... well if you saw it you saw it.
To be fair, in his universe, the rain is a repeating pattern, so given that it’s consistent in timing, I’d say that’s quite possible to find a gap
@@ParanaenseOwO Oh- my bad I didn't mean mitigation to general rain, I meant the pattern of the actual drawn droplets (the artist only drew a few frames, and repeated them)
It also have a glitch that can be used in 2d universe: 90 degree turn makes possible to reduce hitbox to smallest point compatible to raindrop size.
@@rogerpratchet 2d cross section would make it sharper than any needle and practically invisible
@@GXboy12345 correct!
Wait, so the rain its a pattern...
Let's try.
I quite like the detail of her eyes being hypnotised like damn near every non touhou player looking at spellcards
They were like that before just smaller
Much smaller
I feel called out
Her eyes aren't hypnotised, those circles are an artistical choice, seen in characters like those of Danganronpa.
She became Makima.
an osu player would block every single drip of water with one finger, or a pen.
A beat saber gamer slices raindrops with two sticks simultaneously
Dmc players jump cancel combo every last raindrop for an SSS rank
Fnf players sing so badly the rain just dies
Osumania psychopaths show their broken hands to the clouds breaking them in half, allowing the superior being to pass
Getting sword fight with rain drops using finger or pen and still remaining as dry
But they wouldn't swipe and slash, they stab and poke
Beat Saber players slice raindrops with 2 sticks simultaneously
dmc players jump cancel comboing every last rain drop for an SSS rank
@@SnowEspeon im pretty sure they will royal guard all of it
Me after learning my drunk father's attack patterns:
Nah this is unrealistic
Touhou players never go outside
Had us in the first half not gonna lie
They just dodge the outside that's why
They move so fast that we think they don't go outside.
>talks about your pfp, which is obviously inspired by sans
@@MasterZebulin He doesn't want to talk about it
"Touhou has been preparing me for this exact moment."
- The man, probably
That went perfect, i was like: "if a thouhou theme doesn't start, at the moment were he grazes in the rain, it won't work" *Fall of fall ~ Autumnal waterfall starts playing
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Люди думают , что его подвиг в уклонении от дождя , но на самом деле он уклонился он женщины .
The Touhou player who can walk through the rain without getting wet is internet mythology, a story told and retold countless times but the essence of it never really changes, almost as though it were one of Plato's ideal forms, something too perfect to exist yet by its perfection it is a fundamental truth of existence.
"It's not a story the Jedi would tell... It's a Sith legend."
*_"The Presidency should be decided on who can beat Clownpiece faster in Lunatic!"_*
Pretty sure the fastest would be the least skilled by just bombing everything
@@juanca12th didn't america use bombs?
@@koimeme never, America has never used bombs ever. What even is a bomb? I sure don't know.
-Touhou- Manhattan Project
@@jasperwong2970 so what we throw the nuclear birb at clownpiece and when it doesnt work we send it again?
Somebody: You can't just walk through the rain without getting wet! That's impossible.
Tohou Players: Observe
People with umbrella hats: Obeserve
Imagine dr. Hayden saying it.
"You can't just walk through in between the raindrops"
@@mightycupcake5168 Mission: Walk Between the Raindrops
@@Kurogane893 a man of culture as well, i see
The 2 second ad was worth it.
0:23 for a single frame she was really turned on by his skills, you'll have to try hard not to miss it.
holy shit you're right, it was for a bare mili-second but she got wet
How did u find thta
Wow your not wrong I went .25 video speed to see that and it's literally a single frame how the hell did you see that?
holy frick dude how did u find that
With the combination of comma and dot button ( it moves by a frame ), it's easier to find out
0:23 secret frame
How the fu- did you see that
@@anhuynhpc They're in every video and for this one I just accidentally paused on it
@@Tox1cAshes I know, it just that I tried to find it and couldn't for the life of me see where that frame is.
@@anhuynhpc I saw by double tapping 5 seconds back on mobile after the video ended, you catch it for just split second until the video continues
Thank you good sir
0:10 is such an organic interaction moment you'd see in everyday life. then it got weird. her expression after is meme worthy.
why did she die
she couldnt graze
@@LordArbiterThermite did she respawn
Touhou 10, Mountain of Faith Stage 4...
the music here is timed in-game with Momoji's arrival, and i rememebred.....
because i always die here.....
As a touhou player I can confirm this is how I walk through the rain
are ya ready for the spoon memes
Does that mean those Touhou players that don't dodge are Tenshi mains?
@@jettlucashayes8508 Yuuma Toutetsu the goat waifu
notice how he uses 'walk' not 'run'
The girl sitting on the left is from a webcomic made by Rong called "Blue's Diary" and the security officer is from the game that they released, "Ann"
Saw the security guy and recognized him instantly
oh hell nah security shouldn't be included here at ALL
* Making a private tab *
Name??
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki name of what
I like to imagine this in real life, but instead of dodging every drop they are just dash dancing in place, getting soaked and screaming " WHY ISN'T IT WORKING"
so just getting hit by every drop?
its like playing a mario game and collecting every single coin but a lot more wet.
Nah, give me an energy drink and allow me to go without my ADHD meds and you are gonna see someone move faster than light
Bro are they ESPers? Like how do they manage to hit all the raindrops, gravity manipulation? Running under each one?
My man must avoid a shower at all costs
"Congratulations on Hard Mode Clear!
Surely a person like you can dodge rain, right?"
-ZUN
I'm pretty sure Rong Rong took a break from youtube to learn Touhou and then came back to make this
We meet again
Yeah
Nani
God releases rain
Reimu: "and i dodged it personally"