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  • @nathanielbanks18
    @nathanielbanks18 Год назад +10989

    "There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment faces Mecca... and is obviously more holy than mine."

    • @battletv687
      @battletv687  Год назад +606

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Usercehdbf
      @Usercehdbf Год назад +180

      💀

    • @Stamped_BrawlStars_
      @Stamped_BrawlStars_ Год назад +328

      Assalamualaikum brother

    • @someguy2744
      @someguy2744 Год назад +583

      "Look at the subtle curvature.
      The tasteful thickness of it.
      Ya Rabbi.
      It even has the harakat."
      El-Baytman looking at the lawhas at his caligraphy school.

    • @VergilVanteMiyamoto
      @VergilVanteMiyamoto Год назад +61

      @@Stamped_BrawlStars_ waalaikumusalam brother.

  • @zahwa242
    @zahwa242 Год назад +4251

    "Let's hear Paul Allen's Prayer"
    - Ahmad Al-Bateman

  • @CygnusX-11
    @CygnusX-11 Год назад +8921

    "You can always pray more, be more holy"
    - Ahmad Al-Bateman

  • @nashwolf1731
    @nashwolf1731 Год назад +2113

    "I've got to return some prayer mats. "
    -Batriq Al-Bateman.

  • @Schadenfreude596
    @Schadenfreude596 Год назад +3377

    "A girl passes by me she's really beautiful, Mashallah. A part of me wants to marry her you know have a nice marriage raise some kids. The other part wants to take her out and have haram relationship, Astaghfiruallah."
    -Tariq Al-Batemeni

  • @DISCIPLINEi_
    @DISCIPLINEi_ Год назад +6415

    "Look at that prayer mat, The subtle off-green coloring, The tasteful thickness of it. Mashallah."
    - Ahmed Al-Bateman

    • @battletv687
      @battletv687  Год назад +480

      Ahmed are you ok ? You’re sweating!

    • @bone6495
      @bone6495 Год назад +376

      "It even has a golden name of Allah written on it"

    • @mikemaverick7250
      @mikemaverick7250 Год назад +216

      Pasha Ibn-Allen: “Great Umma, Mahmud. Really impressive. Where do you Pray?”
      Ahmed Al-Bateman: “Mosque”
      Pasha Ibn-Allen: “I have a praying mat at home. You should look into it”
      Ahmed Al-Bateman: **visible feeling of respect for Pasha’s devotion to faith*

    • @battletv687
      @battletv687  Год назад +34

      😂

    • @Screwed201
      @Screwed201 Год назад +6

      Haha

  • @Glaboraclaw
    @Glaboraclaw Год назад +512

    "Look at the dates, limited edition ajwa, wrap in premium packaging, the prune-like texture of it. Mashallah..."
    -Fathriq ibn Bethmain

  • @PedroHenrique-sp2yt
    @PedroHenrique-sp2yt Год назад +1461

    "And though I can use the same turban as you, and you can see me attending the same Mosque as you, and maybe you can even sense our holly lifestyles are comparable, I simply am not there" - Patrick Al-Bateman

  • @nazarey6968
    @nazarey6968 Год назад +1818

    "If you knew what I can do to you with an ordinary prayer rug"
    - Ahmad Al-Bateman

    • @TheSkillBuilderX
      @TheSkillBuilderX Год назад +17

      I was once beaten by a prayer rug it did hurt

    • @TheSkillBuilderX
      @TheSkillBuilderX Год назад +12

      and my name is Ahmad too

    • @milotura6828
      @milotura6828 Год назад +7

      @@TheSkillBuilderX sorry i need to know that story

    • @triangle2517
      @triangle2517 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@TheSkillBuilderXsir you cant leave us in a cliffhanger like that

  • @asdfgh-uh6cy
    @asdfgh-uh6cy Год назад +1454

    "When I see a camel walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take it out, talk to it, be real nice and sweet and treat it right. The other part wonders what its head would look like on a kebab stick..."
    -- Batriq Al-Bateman

    • @battletv687
      @battletv687  Год назад +77

      Best comment so far 🤣🤣

    • @jetstreamsam9038
      @jetstreamsam9038 Год назад +48

      am a muslim and we do not eat camels (usually) unless were out in desert (surprise were not always in desert like homeless ppl) and were really starving and ran out of food so its like a last resort and we believe the camels might have demons in it(not actual demons but like there souls) so we strongly avoid eating camels

    • @Maalula.
      @Maalula. Год назад +35

      @@jetstreamsam9038 thanks for the lecture

    • @averageminecraftenjoyer9419
      @averageminecraftenjoyer9419 Год назад +26

      @@jetstreamsam9038 actually im pretty sure we do eat camel meat and it is a delicacy

    • @redacted8577
      @redacted8577 Год назад +2

      @@averageminecraftenjoyer9419 i never saw anyone eating a camel

  • @psibarpsi
    @psibarpsi Год назад +1249

    "You can always pray more, treat people better."
    - Batriq Al-Ba'atmain.

  • @ascoutly1593
    @ascoutly1593 Год назад +1003

    "A prayer so mesmerizing that most people don't pay attention to the words. But they should, as it shows the important connection between the person praying and the almighty Allah. Salam Paul!"
    -Amir Al-Bateman

    • @Warmaster_24
      @Warmaster_24 Год назад +33

      Am sorry but I just got a laugh out of that one, image Bateman saying Salam to Paul before swinging the axe

    • @ascoutly1593
      @ascoutly1593 Год назад +6

      @@Warmaster_24 fair lol

    • @suqma
      @suqma Год назад +5

      ​@@Warmaster_24 nahhh lmaooooo😂😂😂😂

    • @Nnneemo
      @Nnneemo Год назад

      ​@@Warmaster_24Sword.

    • @ibroplatin4915
      @ibroplatin4915 9 месяцев назад +3

      You should get rid of "the" in "the almighty Allah" because Allah already means "the god"

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments Год назад +191

    Imagine an Arabian Psycho spin-off where the protagonist meticulously arranges their hummus and falafel in perfect symmetry before going on a murderous rampage

  • @TheAdministratorSCPF
    @TheAdministratorSCPF Год назад +85

    **i order pizza but forgot to turn off the VPN**
    The delivery guy in Saudi Arabia:

  • @MaJetiGizzle
    @MaJetiGizzle Год назад +217

    “I have to return some Quran recitation tapes.”
    - Ahmed Al-Baytman

  • @derherrgraf6001
    @derherrgraf6001 Год назад +673

    Impressive. Very nice.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Год назад +32

      Now a third prince pulls out his lighter. It looks exactly like the first two, except it reads "Tétény Bakir: Crown Prince.
      "Raised lettering, Uthman Taha Naskh."

    • @battletv687
      @battletv687  Год назад +26

      Thank you very much!

    • @CarecaRusso
      @CarecaRusso Год назад +37

      Now let's see Paul Alen's version.

    • @safwanshuhaib9968
      @safwanshuhaib9968 Год назад +12

      @@CarecaRusso puludeen Abdul?

    • @romarji
      @romarji Год назад +4

      let's Paul Ahmad's Namaz routine.

  • @thesolarexperience
    @thesolarexperience Год назад +2191

    As a Muslim, I can say that our community loves this. It's simply beautiful

    • @generalgrievous4254
      @generalgrievous4254 Год назад +184

      As a Christian, I can say that our community also loves this, and I’m glad we can find something in common to enjoy & bond over!

    • @عليياسر-ذ5ب
      @عليياسر-ذ5ب Год назад +16

      @@generalgrievous4254 Jesus, what are you Christian? You know that wine and pork are forbidden

    • @generalgrievous4254
      @generalgrievous4254 Год назад +72

      @@عليياسر-ذ5ب I didn’t mention pork or wine anywhere, perhaps you commented to the wrong person?

    • @Dimmary
      @Dimmary Год назад +17

      @@عليياسر-ذ5ب Christian can drink wine and eat pork.

    • @Dimmary
      @Dimmary Год назад +13

      @KingReaperZ I said drink wine not get drunk.
      Paul himself suggested that Timothy drink some wine for his health.

  • @pinnaclepickle9115
    @pinnaclepickle9115 Год назад +554

    "You can always pray more, be more holy"
    - Ahmad Al-Bateman

    • @pinnaclepickle9115
      @pinnaclepickle9115 Год назад +7

      "You can always pray more, be more holy"
      - Ahmad Al-Bateman

    • @rayansalmia3662
      @rayansalmia3662 Год назад +7

      ​@@pinnaclepickle9115 "You can always pray more, be more holy"
      - Ahmad Al-Bateman

    • @tql1209
      @tql1209 Год назад +5

      @@rayansalmia3662 "You can always pray more, be more holy"
      - Ahmad Al-Bateman

    • @KlezHistory
      @KlezHistory Год назад +5

      @@tql1209 "You can always pray more, be more holy"
      - Ahmad Al-Bateman

    • @MrRollinCoal
      @MrRollinCoal Год назад +3

      @@KlezHistory “You can always pray
      more, be more holy.”
      -Ahmad Al-Bateman

  • @athletico3548
    @athletico3548 Год назад +268

    the other remixes were too fast for my taste. Dat one is neat.

  • @neymarmessironaldo5881
    @neymarmessironaldo5881 Год назад +159

    This contrasts beautyfully with the tehnocratic and soulless corporate world bateman lives in. Its like an alternate reality where bateman lives peacefully among the dunes, the palm trees and the camels. Sharing water with strangers in the desert..

    • @AyanAnsari12397
      @AyanAnsari12397 2 месяца назад

      This would make more sense in a remake in dubai

  • @MrRomanGladiator2503
    @MrRomanGladiator2503 Год назад +383

    Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's version.

  • @suqma
    @suqma Год назад +105

    My nightly prayers have been starting to seep into my daily ones.
    I can sense that my mask of holiness is aboud to slip mash'allah.
    -Paatrik Ahmad Al-muhammad Bateman

  • @cfelinoyt2867
    @cfelinoyt2867 Год назад +314

    This music conveys to me a very voracious need to pedal through Antarctica.

    • @battletv687
      @battletv687  Год назад +14

      Great Comment 😂

    • @ilyavaschillo9631
      @ilyavaschillo9631 Год назад +1

      The need to reach Mecca is strong within this one

    • @saintniccage2818
      @saintniccage2818 Месяц назад

      @cfelinoyt2867 do you like huey lewis and the al jazzeeera

  • @zaki_1384
    @zaki_1384 Год назад +82

    Christian bale ❌
    Muslim bale ✅

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller Год назад +1

      Hmmm .....red X green X 🤔............

    • @yfy61
      @yfy61 8 месяцев назад +1

      Gareth bale ✅✅

  • @Nickleus-Artist
    @Nickleus-Artist Год назад +43

    "i believe in my arranged-marriage wife taking care of me, a balanced halal diet, and a rigorous prayer routine"

  • @bobbytrap283
    @bobbytrap283 7 месяцев назад +10

    Patrick Bateman accepts Islam
    Now he does Jihad not Serial killing

  • @AugoldAlpengold
    @AugoldAlpengold Год назад +99

    "I simply am not praying enough"
    -Muhammad Al-Bateman

  • @notincognito4660
    @notincognito4660 Год назад +57

    "You can always fast more, be more holy"

  • @Ноиог6060
    @Ноиог6060 11 месяцев назад +25

    "My faith is constant and great, and I do hope for a better faith for everyone. In fact, I want my prayers to benefit others. I want no one to suffer in jahannam."
    - Ahmad Al-Bateman

    • @mikenash6124
      @mikenash6124 11 месяцев назад +1

      "My dua to Allah SWT meant everything"

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 Месяц назад +2

      Perfection.

  • @ItsJustSolax
    @ItsJustSolax Год назад +151

    Inshallah we will all find the perfect girl

    • @generalgrievous4254
      @generalgrievous4254 Год назад +12

      We just need to have faith.

    • @theintruder6085
      @theintruder6085 Год назад +10

      Incha allah

    • @milotura6828
      @milotura6828 Год назад +2

      @@generalgrievous4254 WE JUST NEED FAITH...and asking mom wouldn't hurt

    • @milotura6828
      @milotura6828 Год назад +2

      @@Aidan_He The literal meaning of Mashallah is "God has willed it", in the sense of "what God has willed has happened"; it is used to say something good has happened, used in the past tense. Inshallah, literally "if God has willed", is used similarly but to refer to a future event.

    • @usibistro
      @usibistro Год назад +1

      Inshaallah 😞

  • @slayer7456
    @slayer7456 Год назад +40

    الحرمه المثاليه

  • @MuFu23
    @MuFu23 Год назад +154

    I have PTSD and this is unironically one of the only songs I've been able to relax a bit to in quite some time.

    • @sinabx4325
      @sinabx4325 Год назад +17

      i hoop you doing good

    • @Ravager4561
      @Ravager4561 Год назад +12

      May you find peace

    • @kevinmandive4194
      @kevinmandive4194 10 месяцев назад +11

      Try listening to quran brother

    • @hurtcor3
      @hurtcor3 9 месяцев назад +1

      поздравляю, но посттравматического расстройства не существует

    • @dql981
      @dql981 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@hurtcor3 он придумал получается?? выдумщик блин !

  • @ItsAllAFacade
    @ItsAllAFacade Год назад +43

    As a non-muslim all I can say is mashallah

  • @piecesaw
    @piecesaw Год назад +93

    Let's see Paul Allen's Prayers Mat

  • @vonjoris2153
    @vonjoris2153 Год назад +23

    I live on the Muharraq Gardens building on Budaiya highway. My name is Batriq Iban Ba-Atman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in adhering to the core pillars of Islam. In the morning, before suhur, I do the Fajr prayer whilst prostrating myself in the air. I can do a thousand now. In the shower, I perform ghusl to be clean for the next prayer. This is because I've broken my fast with masturbation. During wudu, I apply a 300SPF sun lotion, to protect from the dessert sun. Afterwards, I always use a South Asian oud with little or no alcohol. Because alcohol is haram. There is an idea of Batriq Iban Ba-Atman, some kinda of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe even sense that our religious views are probably comparable. I am simply not there.

  • @bluemagician9724
    @bluemagician9724 Год назад +69

    Everyone remember that scene where Patrasif Batemahmed put on a rain poncho, took an axe, cut into a huge ham and ate the whole thing? It was shocking, but not nearly as much so as when it turned out that it was all in his head.

  • @user-tefnobi
    @user-tefnobi Год назад +31

    Christian bale ❌
    Muslim bale ✅

  • @syahyusoff9931
    @syahyusoff9931 Год назад +35

    "I'm into, uh, well, prayers and supplications, mostly" -Nabil Al-Bateman

  • @sauzeeee
    @sauzeeee Год назад +25

    "Where you going, habibi? We got another round of Jellab coming."
    "I have to return some prayer mats."

  • @wottenate_hrenvtomate
    @wottenate_hrenvtomate Год назад +35

    مثير للإعجاب ، جيد جدا.

    • @Venom-Snake1
      @Venom-Snake1 Год назад

      the reavy: ريڨي

    • @spittyjr.2181
      @spittyjr.2181 Год назад +3

      والأن لنرى ورقة بول آلين

    • @Venom-Snake1
      @Venom-Snake1 Год назад +1

      النعومه والطعم الحلو

  • @chair2945
    @chair2945 Год назад +16

    This could be a Prince of Persia soundtrack.

  • @cinemaplug8811
    @cinemaplug8811 Год назад +20

    " I have to return some goats"
    -Patariq Al-Batemeniasan

  • @submeta7373
    @submeta7373 Год назад +20

    Nice,impressive.Let's see Jew Alan's theme song

    • @battletv687
      @battletv687  Год назад +4

      🥶🥶🥶

    • @CM-NightDK
      @CM-NightDK Год назад

      Destroying the human race like the elders of zion intended while seeing a nava naguila hava + perfect girl remix shalom!

    • @Prsop554
      @Prsop554 6 часов назад

      @@battletv687 Bro hearted his own racist comment... 💀

  • @l-xz2ke
    @l-xz2ke 3 месяца назад +4

    Why Arabic music so calm? I love that kinda song ❤

  • @yamnayaseed356
    @yamnayaseed356 Год назад +11

    When Ronaldo signs for the Saudi league

  • @urethracrawler115
    @urethracrawler115 Год назад +675

    This was suposed to be a joke remix but it turned out to be a song that you listen to when you find peace

    • @lurox388
      @lurox388 Год назад +10

      Right

    • @BigBlack81
      @BigBlack81 Год назад +13

      Find peace? HAH! This is the music one listens to when one quests for eternal bliss...or something like it in this world. No joke. 🙏🏿✊🏿💯

    • @ThatOneRussianTank
      @ThatOneRussianTank Месяц назад

      Ong

  • @fotoschopro1230
    @fotoschopro1230 8 месяцев назад +9

    "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair, but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for faith and disgust for haram."
    -Ahmad Al-Bateman

  • @cia3653
    @cia3653 7 месяцев назад +8

    Arab is not synonym to muslim

  • @iNoScopedJFKmmm
    @iNoScopedJFKmmm 8 месяцев назад +9

    “I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol is haram.”
    -Batriq Faithman

  • @dirtdiggler9293
    @dirtdiggler9293 Год назад +7

    The comment section is an absolute goldmine

  • @ThatOneMaxFan
    @ThatOneMaxFan 8 месяцев назад +5

    "I'm into prayers and duas mostly."
    - Batriq Al-Batemani

  • @DieNutcracker1977
    @DieNutcracker1977 Год назад +16

    "Mashallah, very nice. Lets hear Baul Al-Leen's azan."

  • @HOORAINALI-qy8uk
    @HOORAINALI-qy8uk 11 месяцев назад +12

    I think that Arabian one is better than the original one...❤

  • @13163
    @13163 4 месяца назад +5

    "Let's see Jamal Al-Farouq's Card"
    - Ahmed Al-Bateman

  • @Escuellagang5880
    @Escuellagang5880 Год назад +4

    Oh so a normal Muslim

    • @stringedtech75
      @stringedtech75 Год назад +1

      🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵

  • @Blackplague.
    @Blackplague. 9 месяцев назад +4

    It went to Halal Mode🗿

  • @eren-ju1ok
    @eren-ju1ok Год назад +10

    "Go for umrah"
    -Brother Patrikhi Ahbatem

  • @beast_777oop
    @beast_777oop 8 месяцев назад +4

    So halal🤲

  • @macedon379
    @macedon379 Год назад +40

    Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's oil rig.

    • @CarecaRusso
      @CarecaRusso Год назад +6

      "Let's see if this bastard can reserve an habbibs with Ala now"

  • @nixxd4527
    @nixxd4527 Год назад +8

    What colour is your mat ? 👁️👁️

  • @Henry-p9m
    @Henry-p9m 7 месяцев назад +3

    “Why has allah not graced me with a reservation to Dorsia?”
    -Ahmed Al Bateman

  • @gamersoul2355
    @gamersoul2355 11 месяцев назад +4

    The comments on these Arabian versions r just too much to handle bruh 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bigboymuslim9272
    @bigboymuslim9272 Год назад +21

    "I will bring you to Hajj and Umrah with me"
    - Muhammad Ahmad Al-Bateman Bin Usman Khadir

  • @islamkobzili5770
    @islamkobzili5770 Год назад +5

    is this halal ?

    • @Alpha-hm5ty
      @Alpha-hm5ty 11 месяцев назад

      totaly
      *giga chad image *

  • @snakey934Snakeybakey
    @snakey934Snakeybakey 7 месяцев назад +2

    Al-Dermott "omg Baytman, you want me to fry you up some Palestinian food? some Knafeh?"
    Batrik: "No, Just... Cool it with the pro-Zionist remarks"

  • @DanOliver8272
    @DanOliver8272 7 месяцев назад +3

    مرحبا ❤

  • @СнежныйДжони
    @СнежныйДжони Год назад +4

    "No just cool it on antiantisemetic remarks"

  • @finnvictorsson
    @finnvictorsson Год назад +11

    "Do you appreciate the Quranic verses? I've been a devout believer since I first read the Quran. Before that, I was lost in ignorance." - Batriq Al-bā'min

  • @Azerbaijani-TalyshYusuf
    @Azerbaijani-TalyshYusuf 10 месяцев назад +3

    Israel:(Attack Palestine)
    Half of the Muslim:(Give a Help to Palestine but it isn't work)
    Palestine:

  • @itmus_a9270
    @itmus_a9270 Год назад +34

    This cover speaks to something deeper in me and puts me greatly at peace

  • @Airman1121
    @Airman1121 Год назад +14

    "Impressive, very nice... Let's see Paul Allen's sajjāda"
    ~ Batriq Al-Bateman

    • @x_obert2177
      @x_obert2177 Год назад +2

      LOL THE B IN BATRIQ, VERY GOOD ONE 😂😂😂

  • @6.12ms
    @6.12ms Год назад +6

    "🤍" - اللهم صل وسلم وبارك على اشرف الخلق نبينا و حبيبنا ورسولنا محمد عليه افضل الصلوات والسلام - "🤎"

    • @theintruder6085
      @theintruder6085 Год назад

      صلى الله عليه وسلم

    • @AL_3nzy
      @AL_3nzy Год назад

      الاجانب المسيحين شادينها

  • @kolyachelik
    @kolyachelik Год назад +4

    Я под эту музыку стою жду автобус где то в ебенях

  • @agustus26
    @agustus26 Год назад +22

    Parvez Allen's taraweeh is long with long recitations in a precise manner and the consistency is remarkable!

  • @Arkham_Knight07
    @Arkham_Knight07 9 месяцев назад +11

    Night,lonely,riding a bike,headphones on,after taraweh in Ramadan,we call that vibing✨🌙

  • @adammohamadali1891
    @adammohamadali1891 Год назад +13

    “Mashallah, let’s see Paul Allen’s prayer mat.”

  • @ballodeoro
    @ballodeoro Год назад +6

    "Impressive, very nice, now let's see Paul Allen's prayer mat."
    - Badrig ibn Balahman

  • @quandeldible
    @quandeldible Год назад +7

    "Do jihad, be a chad, and be loved by the Almighty God Allah SWT. And Muhammad SAW."
    -Batriq Al - Baitmani

  • @yobro5636
    @yobro5636 Год назад +9

    hey dude,he has transform himself to ahmed albateman and he's not a psycho now hahahh

  • @nouryy
    @nouryy Год назад +19

    Beautiful song, and the comments are pure gold.

  • @emgodas
    @emgodas Год назад +18

    As a Christian: W cover, w Arabia, W Brothers and Sister, God loves all of you ✝️♥️👑

  • @Ronny1939
    @Ronny1939 Месяц назад +3

    "I am Patriq Al-Bateman, Im 27 Years i pray 5 times a day, and i like it".

  • @Herons1311
    @Herons1311 8 месяцев назад +3

    "Dream about Quran, not the daughter of Uncle Furqan"
    -Patrick AL Habibi Muhammd Bakarman

  • @battletv687
    @battletv687  7 месяцев назад +3

    Thank you all for 1 Mio views 🙏, check out my new Video : ruclips.net/video/FaPDU0eDKqE/видео.htmlsi=AMwm0ts3CeMzu6lX

  • @shadowxqr
    @shadowxqr Год назад +27

    nice video😁

  • @Nickleus-Artist
    @Nickleus-Artist Год назад +2

    T. Bin Pickens: "when was the last time you were with Paul Allen?"
    Patrick Baytman: "we'd pilgrimaged to uh... new musical called 'Oh Mecca, Brave Mecca'--it was a prayer riot."

  • @Dotdotdot696
    @Dotdotdot696 Год назад +6

    "I'm leaving I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving"
    "Where are you going?"
    I have to make wudo

  • @XxWooziexX0926
    @XxWooziexX0926 2 месяца назад +1

    *I order a pizza but I forget to turn off the VPN*
    the delivery man in saudi arabia: 🗿

  • @saintniccage2818
    @saintniccage2818 Месяц назад +5

    Dont just stare at it venessa pray on it

  • @KB48996
    @KB48996 Год назад +76

    Masterpiece

    • @battletv687
      @battletv687  Год назад +7

      Thank you sir

    • @vancyboi162
      @vancyboi162 Год назад

      @@battletv687 bruh you literally just stole and uploaded this without even giving credit lol

    • @battletv687
      @battletv687  Год назад +7

      Hi its a slowed down version of the original cover linked in the comments and in the description

  • @Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer
    @Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer 7 месяцев назад +3

    I WANT TO FIT IN MY HIJAB

  • @Bateman__Patrick
    @Bateman__Patrick Год назад +6

    Nice. Very Impressive. Let's see Paul Allen's version.

  • @Kustosz17
    @Kustosz17 Год назад +6

    Impresive. Let's see Alhamdulillah ibn al-len's oil plant

  • @ThreeSheep69
    @ThreeSheep69 7 месяцев назад +5

    CONGRATS ON 1 MILLION VIEWS!!! 🎉🎉

  • @Mohammad_kanna80
    @Mohammad_kanna80 24 дня назад +6

    Arabian is good 🤝🇦🇪🇪🇬🇲🇦🇱🇧🇸🇦🇴🇲🇶🇦

    • @UTTPEmperorRivenrayne
      @UTTPEmperorRivenrayne 23 дня назад

      No

    • @SON-jp9fm
      @SON-jp9fm 20 дней назад +1

      whyw​@@UTTPEmperorRivenrayne

    • @denis.irimia.c
      @denis.irimia.c 19 дней назад

      @@SON-jp9fm😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SON-jp9fm
      @SON-jp9fm 19 дней назад

      @@denis.irimia.c whats so funny

    • @anonneo5436
      @anonneo5436 17 дней назад +1

      🦊🦊🦊🦊🇩🇿🇩🇿🇩🇿🇩🇿🇩🇿

  • @Dwight.DEisenHower
    @Dwight.DEisenHower 7 месяцев назад +2

    ah yes, Al Marid 'nnafsyo 'l Amriki.

  • @Andy-dh2sv
    @Andy-dh2sv Год назад +7

    When you find peace in a meme 🤌

  • @bixenithh516
    @bixenithh516 Год назад +14

    "No, sorry, we don't have American Psycho, however, we do have Mentally Stable Arab!"

  • @snakey934Snakeybakey
    @snakey934Snakeybakey 7 месяцев назад +3

    Batrik Baytman is our guy!

  • @hozic9929
    @hozic9929 Год назад +8

    Not a Muslim or religious but this slaps hard