The song 🗿 The man🗿 The singer 🗿 The instrumental 🗿 The viewers 🗿 The song listener 🗿 The saver of the song🗿 The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿 The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿 The whole gym 🗿 All the gym equipments including the mats🗿 The gym shoes 🗿 The one who play this at gym🗿 All who listens it 🗿 All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿 The nerves of the body 🗿 The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿 The comments🗿 The thoughts while writing this 🗿 My hands while typing this 🗿 The keyboard 🗿 The alphabets 🗿 RUclips 🗿 Thumbnail 🗿 Subtitle 🗿 This comment 🗿 Those who likes this comment 🗿 Those who comment in this 🗿 Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿 Those who comment '🗿' 🗿
Relatable. I still remember one time when I was at an amusement park and there was a disabled man, I simply pointed at him and said loudly: Mom, what happened to his face?
The airport security guard staring at me after I whispered “don’t be a hero” to him and started walking towards the boarding gate with a suspiciously large and black duffel bag.
Speaking of exams I just had a maths exam that is worth 50% of my grade today and kinda fucked up cuz I haven’t slept for three days , yeah you saw it right THREE FKING DAYS 72 HOURS STRAIGHT
SpongeBob,loyal to the Krusty krab for decades,saving the restaurant dozens of times,not getting paid,spending his entire life behind a grill,working for multiple hours and sometimes gets no sleep,watching Mr Krabs sell him for 62 cents:
I thought the lyrics was: ”Wir kommt für die Sonne.” Which translates to ”We have come for the Sonne.” Or something like that. Thinking Sonne was a person…
Me after ChatGPT responds to this with ""My Lawyer: *Slides a 300-page document titled 'He’ll Absolutely Do It Again'* 💀😭" This is peak chaotic courtroom energy. That lawyer's betrayal is so *efficiently comedic*-you can't even argue with it because it’s probably true. 😭😂 Keep these coming; they’re gold!"
God cares a lot about u, turn to Jesus Christ, Because He is the only God, the only way to Heaven. Repent and read the NKJV Bible. He wants you to be part of His Kingdom of Heaven, Be Baptised. ✝
Me watching my life flash before my eyes after my bro says there is a teacher behind me after I say the most diablocal, racist, sexist, inhumane, disturbing, gut wrenching words that have ever spoken into existance:
ferb watching Phineas describe the most detailed, extravagant, and stupendous contraption designed to commit every war crime in the Geneva convention that would rival everything mentioned at the Nuremberg trials just to make some mint pistachio ice cream
If you make the calmest man angry a incomprehensible Storm is taking everything evil to there graves. Keep going and have a beautiful life and day! GOD bless you and be great soldier! KP Studios never dies!
In fact my Prussian great-grandfather from Silesia was in the Wehrmacht working with the railways to the east. The Soviets had him as a POW for 10 years and then he emigrated to Argentina.
the genie staring at me after i tell him my wish is for him to become a curvy 5'3 wolf cut asian girl who loves me until the day i die (my first wish was immortality)
Watermelon Cat came into my life like a whimsical whirlwind, a feline force of nature that transformed my world in ways I never could have imagined. It all began one balmy summer afternoon when I stumbled upon a small, furry bundle nestled amidst a pile of vibrant green watermelons at the local farmer's market. His coat was a patchwork of orange and white, with vibrant green eyes that sparkled mischievously in the sunlight, and as soon as our eyes met, I knew that this cat was destined to be more than just a pet; he was meant to be my companion, my confidant, and my catalyst for change. From the moment Watermelon Cat entered my life, everything seemed to take on a brighter hue. His playful antics and boundless energy injected a sense of joy and spontaneity into even the most mundane moments, turning everyday routines into delightful adventures. Whether he was chasing sunbeams through the house, pouncing on unsuspecting dust motes, or curling up in my lap with a contented purr, his presence was a constant source of comfort and companionship. But beyond the surface level of amusement, Watermelon Cat taught me invaluable lessons about resilience, adaptability, and the beauty of embracing life's unexpected twists and turns. Despite his humble beginnings, he approached each new experience with an insatiable curiosity and a fearless spirit, reminding me to greet life's challenges with an open heart and a willingness to explore the unknown. Through his example, I learned to let go of my fears and insecurities, to trust in the journey, and to find beauty in the unlikeliest of places. Watermelon Cat also served as a powerful reminder of the importance of living in the present moment. In a world consumed by constant distraction and endless to-do lists, his ability to find joy in the simplest of pleasures - a sun-dappled patch of grass, a crumpled ball of paper, a gentle breeze ruffling his fur - was a poignant reminder to slow down, breathe, and appreciate the beauty that surrounds us each and every day. His playful exuberance was infectious, inspiring me to rediscover a sense of wonder and awe in the world around me, and to savor each precious moment as if it were a ripe, juicy slice of watermelon. But perhaps the most profound impact that Watermelon Cat had on my life was the way in which he helped me to cultivate a deeper sense of empathy and compassion. As I watched him navigate the ups and downs of life with grace and dignity, I couldn't help but marvel at the depth of his resilience and the boundlessness of his love. In his presence, I found solace in knowing that no matter what trials may lie ahead, I would always have a steadfast companion by my side, ready to offer comfort, companionship, and unconditional acceptance. In the end, Watermelon Cat's legacy extends far beyond his playful antics and mischievous charm; he is a symbol of hope, resilience, and the transformative power of love. Through his gentle presence and unwavering devotion, he reminded me that even in the darkest of times, there is always light to be found, and that true happiness lies not in the destination, but in the journey itself. So here's to you, Watermelon Cat - thank you for changing my life in ways I never could have imagined, and for reminding me of the beauty that lies within each and every one of us, waiting to be discovered.
I saw it on another vid but you didn't hear it from me alright. Basically gasoline and Styrofoam mix it till it's the right viscosity then pour into a container (bullet shell or beer bottle or whatever that got a primer ). Funny enough I think they also teach you this in Days Gone
![Blox Fruits Dragon Rework Update [Full Stream]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EqDAp8udhm0/mqdefault.jpg)
The song 🗿
The man🗿
The singer 🗿
The instrumental 🗿
The viewers 🗿
The song listener 🗿
The saver of the song🗿
The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿
The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿
The whole gym 🗿
All the gym equipments including the mats🗿
The gym shoes 🗿
The one who play this at gym🗿
All who listens it 🗿
All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿
The nerves of the body 🗿
The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿
The comments🗿
The thoughts while writing this 🗿
My hands while typing this 🗿
The keyboard 🗿
The alphabets 🗿
RUclips 🗿
Thumbnail 🗿
Subtitle 🗿
This comment 🗿
Those who likes this comment 🗿
Those who comment in this 🗿
Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿
Those who comment '🗿' 🗿
@mai-san5639(it's real) pov: we are not gay 🗿
🗿
Pin of shame
@@Tendedero8 nope
🗿
My lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death penalty.
gold
been there done that
based as hell
Your lawyers face when you did this in Finland (there is no death penalty in Finland)
@@SovietUnionn😂😂😂
Time traveler: So is this WWI or WWII?
The WWI soldier:
Lolllll😂
The German soldier with a small moustache: oh, this is the first. The second is in 1939.
The time traveller
"the war that will end all wars"
0:28 POV The soldier
Time traveller: so is apocalypse or ww3 ?
We:
Toddlers at the grocery store when they see anyone with a slight deformity:
Like black people
😂😂😂
Underrated 🤣🤣🤣
"Mommy, why he's/she's so ugly?"
Relatable.
I still remember one time when I was at an amusement park and there was a disabled man, I simply pointed at him and said loudly: Mom, what happened to his face?
How the hospital staff looks at me after I donate 17 kidneys:
💀💀
Underrated
Wait...
🤨
*bombastic side eye*
Phineas: I know what we're going to do today!
Ferb:
culture
This needs more likes
Phineas droping this line after reading about concetration camps
That's crazy
LMAO
"You're allowed to choose your own groups for this project"
How bro stares at me from across the classroom:
mi amor
the best feeling
teacher: groups of 3 only
how the 4th homie looks at you
999 likes? Imma fix that
How I look at the groups after I'm the only one left(They'er still not choosing me)
How the therapist looks at me when I actually start telling the truth
….so tell me, are you interested in history?
Me: 🗿
Fr
When at a new therapist. Always ask the first question: Really all the asylums are closed in this country?
Moi quand je commence à parler de l’histoire
(He probably thinks you did The right thing.)
How the teachers looks up at me after reading my assignment on how to lower crime rates:
Well, well, well...
Joke too high level lmao
Nayib Bukele from El Salvador proyect 🗿
deport arabs and pakistanis?
😂😂
The airport security guard staring at me after I whispered “don’t be a hero” to him and started walking towards the boarding gate with a suspiciously large and black duffel bag.
😭😭😭😭😭
Crazy
😭😭😭😭
💀
what is this supposed to mean?
"The exam aint that hard"
Bro's face after reading the first question:
Speaking of exams
I just had a maths exam that is worth 50% of my grade today and kinda fucked up cuz I haven’t slept for three days , yeah you saw it right THREE FKING DAYS 72 HOURS STRAIGHT
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@TheGuyWhoAsked1245 You'll be fine.
@@TheGuyWhoAsked1245why u didn’t sleep
Также задание: Фамилия Имя ученика
Me lifting up a big ass rock
The bugs under the rock:
real
That's a good one.
😂😂😂
The prehistoric era centipede about to crawl on my arm
😂😂😂😂
Me looking at bro when he screamed "STOP TOUCHING ME" while the whole class was silent
Me plapping bro while the whole class is silent
Actually relatable
@@chronoxwx5888tf
@@chronoxwx5888 WHAT
@godzillaenjoyer1299its relatable
My lawyer after i told the judge to "stfu ,you weren't even there."
your lawyer: aint no way, bro has got balls of steel
my lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death sentence:
Underrated 💀
Metro police seeing Gordon freeman:
My lawyer watching me fucking fly at the judge:
Me staring at bro after he accidentally says the most racially conflicting, diabolical heart-wrenching earth shattering joke a little bit too loud.
Bonus points if its in public
Now thats just another tuesday at work.
In front of the hoes
And the teacher is behind you both
The statue is literally a depiction of a Nazi soldier he does not care if you say something “racially conflicting” lol
Me staring at bro after he says we're not afraid of the cartel to the cartels faces.
This made me laugh too hard-
@@ilhamkazimzadeisyourproducer so
💀💀
Repent to God
b
"The government doesn't control me" Mfs staring at a red light for 7 minutes straight:
😂
Teacher: does anyone have a question?
The whole class:
The whole class looking at that one person actually asking a question:
ahaahah, BEST😹😹
so who gonna tell me who started the war🗿
F
FRRRR
Me waking up with a cramp in my leg knowing I will soon endure the pain of a thousand suns.
I can't stop laughing 😭🙏
lmao
Me waking up from cold, knowing damn well that my blanket turned into 4d shape:
Hier Kommt die Sonne!
Black suns
Germany: *adds penny to military budget*
Whole world:
We hit the "aw shucks, not again *kicks the dirt*"
Your comment has officially reached 400 likes. 😊
I don't get this one.
@@SimplyDukerGermany and War, combine the two
@@HonoredOne167 Ohh got it
Time traveler: is this the 100 years war?
A random soldier in 1337:
*insert 1000 yard stare*
"Group yourselves into 4."
*The fifth bro:*
That’s me I’m the 5th bro
Literally me every dang time then i have to get grouped with the "autistic" people bruh
Maldito homem que confia no homem
The Fifth bro is me. He has always been me. And i will always be him.
The rule in my friends group is "IF BENJAMIN ISN'T WITH US THEN WE AREN'T DOING ANYTHING!"
SpongeBob,loyal to the Krusty krab for decades,saving the restaurant dozens of times,not getting paid,spending his entire life behind a grill,working for multiple hours and sometimes gets no sleep,watching Mr Krabs sell him for 62 cents:
Wait what 62 likes?
@@HamdanAhmad78that's even worse 😂 (the comment is now edited).
Mr Krabs after the Dealing: What can i say except your welcome.
😂
"how to make mustard gas ?"
ChatGPT: "I'm sorry i can't say because it is too dangerous"
"How to avoid making mustard gas ?"
ChatGPT:
hahaha can relate, i just did it.
"how mustard gas is formed" 💀
Help, I accidentally modified my firearms to be automatic.. 💀
Will try this
Some illegal stuff you can bypass if you say "its legal on where I am" or somethig similar
Dont ask me how I know that
Random man: finds cure for cancer
The CIA:
underrated comment
Me looking at bro after he told me how to solve world hunger.
And it solves overpopulation 💀
“Fine I’ll do it myself”
"ends justify the means"
@@cunjoz 💀
Repent to God
Me looking at bro after he says "cake is cake, no matter the baker" (we are at an animal shelter)
Nahh 💀
naahhhh😂😂😂
💀
Then You Realize Your Bro Is A Honest Zoophile And You Will Never Look At Him The Same Way Again
@Daniel-vy6xlhe probably said it about the kg teacher
staring at bro after he says "yeah that's what i thought" while the mafia was letting us go
I Don't give a fuck if it's Used already I can't stop laughing dude XD
Lol
We finna get cooked 💀
I am the mafia
And I remember you, you can’t hide
My history teacher staring at me after I recited Hitler's last speech in fluent german:
Du meine Arbeit or Das ist eine kleine wurzellose Klinke die die Völker gegeneinander hetzt!
Yeh don't actually do this too your teacher, learnt that the hard way😬.
“No little German boy don’t start mewing!”
Little German boy:
Funnily enough this statue was made by a German man...
@@DeathMonkeys and for nazi propaganda, too..
welp, the lil German boy, had to get that pristine look for the antifascist-volksfront and is now hurling mollies at cops
They grow up so fast
@@DeathMonkeysthat's the point
@@DragonFire-vf9dk Uh no its a meme format based off a shitpost about a German kid smoking weed.
Deers when they hear a stick crack: *Runs*
Deers when they see a car going 120mph heading straight towards them with beaming lights:
THIS ONE, THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD FOR SOME REASON
Lol 😂
HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE
Heir kommnt die sonne
HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE
it's very bizzare this is my favourite song by rammstein and now the slowed version has graced my ears
Are you taking this over how you first felt hearing “Feuer Frei” though?
it's so good my wig just flew through the sun.
Ich will is better imo, more sinister. But Sonne is def in my top 3
I like Amerika
listen to pop smoke lil bro
I am full of gratitude towards the editor to make this masterpiece possible, it encouraged me to pursue the glory that is waiting for me 🗿
bro
Austrian painter reading his art school rejection letter in the rain.
Проходит несколько десят лет и так уже на него смотрит русский солдат
@@МихаилСалтыков-Щедрин-ю2еRussian Natasha goes well with tajiks
@@МихаилСалтыков-Щедрин-ю2еhe had the russian soldiers scared of him by an army 3 times his there size.
@@davidperezz7248 Yeah that's why he took a picture of himself in his basement hours before the soviets could get him
@@YouMax_13 you mean sun bathing in argentina?
grandma: it's not nice to stare at others
grandma when she sees a person of a different race:
based grandma
My grandma when she sees someone of a different religion:
@@oijosukeiliveinyourwalls5798 Grandmas protecting her progeny
LmFao😂
Based grandma @@droogiebabydoll
Warthunder player losing a argument
Classified Military documents:
The government watching warthunder players leak all their classified military documents over an argument:
One warthunder player+military documents=chaos
You called?
Gaijin: 3
Russian/chinese gvrnmts: 0
RUSSIAN BIAS
This is going reich to my playlist.
ja
So of a-
My physics teacher watches me recreate the exact copy of the Demon core
Lmaoooooo
Literally 🔥
It physics, bro, not chemistry
@@solomid877 I'm stupid, bro
@@solomid877 Guess why nuclear physics are called like this
*Marie:* they're just rocks!
*Hank:*
sussy gussy
😂
Breaking Bad?
@@lalitadevi365 yes
Vravo Bince
how the genie looks at me after i wish to give all blind people eyesight for 30 seconds:
Even Lucifer would be scared of you
That is evil
truly a nefarious act
@sovieticodiabetico6874 I Don't Even Know Who You Are, Nor Am I Blind And I Still Began Unironically Disliking You.
@@Moniker08 :(
how the vampire looks at me when i put garlic sauce on every part of myself except on my right ball
Wish I was a vampire rn
@asfhakjfstry73i2h17chill out bud 😭🙏
The sleep paralysis demons face looking at me as I break free of the sleep paralysis
Schizo post
I must destroy the shadow ppl
@@Shadowppldestroyeryou’ll find them at the 7/11
@@Shadowppldestroyeryou can find them in KFC
Now who's gonna read you the good night?
How I look at bro after he says "She has potential" after passing the kiddie pool.
😧
ayo
👮♂️🤚
i do that too
DAWG 😭✋
The biology teacher watching Phineas and Ferb create the most inhumane bioweapon known to mankind:
man, i remember when your comments would reach the top of the list in minutes. i guess yt doesn't really cater to power users anymore.
Is Justin back?
@@jackknifevideoworksFirst dislikes, then adblockers, now justin... its over.
The last time I saw you was like 2 years ago
@@Decimatem guess so.
Your homie says game is game
(We’re in a child’s cancer hospital)
bro wtf
Went from Industrial Metal to Doom Metal
Repent to God
@@FinleyBagley never
@@FinleyBagley huh?
@@FinleyBagleyBro woke up and chose facts
@@FinleyBagleygod is evil
The skinwalker locked in my basement after i tell him to turn into Jennifer Lopez for the 32nd time this week
Me but instead of Jenifer Lopez it’s 2007 Megan Fox
me reading these 2 comments above me :
Me reading me reading these to comments above me:
Me reading these 4 comments above me
Me reading these 5 comments above me
Mom: are you drunk?Look me in the eyes?
Mom`s face:
Son🗿
My life would flashed before me if my mom stares at me like that
Everyone in the family photo: smiling, jumping for joy
The eldest son:
Literally me
Me looking at the mirrors while my barber destroys my future(i was already ugly):
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😢
Not your entire future bro.
just wait 2 weeks
😂😂😂😂
I swear they dont even be asking "Trick Or Treat!" anymore they just stare at you like this 💀
“watchu waiting for ? yk the rules , put the candy in my basket”
@@picklesisnotgood ok, i'll put my candy inside your basket.
😐
@@bay6627😢
@@bay6627That sounds a bit weird out of context
Me after finding out I'm 1% German
Italian
with the silly lightning emoji drawn on your grandpa's uniform
and 99% jewish?
99% Piauiense
Jotaro piauiense 📌
how i see bro when he said to the kidnappers: we're on Disney? Because there's lots of princesses here
how my lawyer look at me after i told the judge "your honor, stfu you weren't even there"
underrated comment!
Fire comment 😂😂
W comment fr 🔥🔥🔥🔥
(dawg look what he said not even saul goodman can save this man🤦♂️)
Lmao 😂 nice thing you didn't forget the Honor part.
*I use the knife to save ammunition*
The paintball manager:
257 likes and no comments? lemme fix that
429 likes and 1 comment? lemme fix that
628 likes and 2 comments? go fuck yourself
684 likes and 2 comments? Lemme fix that
these are all bot comments? lemme fix that
How i stare at the Taco Bell Janitor after blasting the most diabolical and heart wrenching shit in the bathroom
R.I.P. sink
@@KingScorpius34 you're a sink shitter???
R.I.P urinal
R.I.P. floor
R.I.P Janitor
🇬🇧here comes the Sun🥰
🇩🇪Hier kommt die Sonne🗿
🇺🇸 here comes 2 suns ☠️
I thought the lyrics was: ”Wir kommt für die Sonne.”
Which translates to ”We have come for the Sonne.” Or something like that.
Thinking Sonne was a person…
@@Bruno-G *_Ahhhh noooooooooJajajjawjshusuasjajaj!!!_*
Me: Thanks Judge I promise I won't Do it Again
My Lawyer:
LMAO 🤣
Omg😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me after ChatGPT responds to this with ""My Lawyer: *Slides a 300-page document titled 'He’ll Absolutely Do It Again'* 💀😭"
This is peak chaotic courtroom energy. That lawyer's betrayal is so *efficiently comedic*-you can't even argue with it because it’s probably true. 😭😂 Keep these coming; they’re gold!"
Billions must listen
The west have risen
@@vovabars1234 It's over.
trillions even
Germany has risen
It`s over 😥
The subway employee giving you the most intimidating, earth shattering gaze of wrath you’ve ever seen in your life as the tip menu comes up.
Real
After they gave you a sandwich so filled with condiments it’s basically a bread-bowl soup.*
God cares a lot about u, turn to Jesus Christ, Because He is the only God, the only way to Heaven. Repent and read the NKJV Bible. He wants you to be part of His Kingdom of Heaven, Be Baptised. ✝
@@Refl1ct1onmy honest reaction:
@@Refl1ct1on"God loves u, turn to jesus"
...
Bro.. Do you even read your own sentences?
Me trying to lift 500kg deadlift after hearing this masterpiece 🗿
And then you hear a crunching sound
Anfd then u fart
"Oh thanks, God that i wasn't in that tower."
Second plane:
Dancing Israelis
@@DoggyBingBong 💀
@@DoggyBingBong💀
It should be "People seeing the second plane:"
that one mf in the pentagon saying "thank god i wasn't in those towers"
American Airlines Flight 77
Me: “Is it possible to use my small intestine as a whip?”
ChatGPT:
😦
Bro this is golde 😅😅
:(
@@Refl1ct1oni appreciate this kind of comment, but right here?
yo what the hell
Me staring at the first question of the quantum physics exam paper
*Scans to next question because I do not know how to solve the first one*
Question 2: Based on the your answer from Question 1...
Me after getting sick of studying and deciding not to study for the last exam only to realise that it's graduation exam.
"Nuclear heads"
The french teacher when i dont know the gender of the Eiffel Tower
Time traveler: “Has Yugoslavia collapsed yet?”
The Yugoslavian president:
Maybe it would motivate Tito to actually find a competent successor
@@CharaGonzalez-lt7yw Agreed
Greje nas spomenik maršala Tita.
@@Nik-6675
ВЧЋ
ШПТ
ПДР
ЛПВ
ЛЖВ
ИЗД
УБЦ
•••
Or put Soviet Union in there
Me looking at my friend because he was bullying the wizard (he turned us both into stone)
great comment
Roverandom level shit.
Good commet
Very good comments
commet
The lawyer watching his client charge towards the judge:
LMAO
I'm the client
Saul Goodman moment
My teacher after reading how 2 solve world hunger
Me watching my life flash before my eyes after my bro says there is a teacher behind me after I say the most diablocal, racist, sexist, inhumane, disturbing, gut wrenching words that have ever spoken into existance:
And then the teacher laughs.
@@dr.wallacebreen3859come to jesus has passed
din dersin de allah yok dedin demi hjabıusvchuzxı GHfvadbs ıyzUfhxgoaslrzdgsgzs
I would do that in public out loud and say it again if anything bad happens
@@dr.wallacebreen3859 true fear
Absolutely adorable toddler minding his own business playing outside his home
a Pitbull named Cupcake:
Pitbull named destroyer staring at cupcake:
@@BLACK-S5S pitbull titled "the destroyer of destroyer" staring at destroyer
@@jimgibson3381pitbull named "the destroyer of destroyer of destroyer" staring at destroyer of destroyer
@@Sanchez.840 the large pitbull named"the destroyer of the destroyer of destroyer of destroyer" staring at "the destroyer of destroyer of destroyer"
@@jimgibson3381 the human staring at all of the pitbulls with a rifle.
Spongebob: Oh boy it's another wonderful day in Bikini Bottom!
Gary:
Bikini Bottom is a real place, that was used as nuclear polygon
"meow"🗿
666
I runied it
@@amogus_sus_YT That would be Bikini Atoll
0:45 is the best 🗿🗿
0:23 the best
@@Forever_Zaniolo17 best 🗿
@@Waillet22🗿
0:00 - 2:22 is the best
The whole song is
kids: “master Skywalker,it’s too many of them,what are we going to do?”
Anakin:
OMFG😭😭😭
my honest reaction to the statue moving when I blink:
you know what that means
Dr. Who reference?
@@Black_death1654 No, it's an scp 173 one
@@The_champion_of_johto Sorry, The weeping angels are just more iconic in my mind, so maybe that's why I thought it was one
@@The_champion_of_johtono it’s a dr. Who one lmao
The moment you realize it wasn't a fart
lmao 💀
Bro
This has made my fucking day😂😂
When you feel your hole itch and burn a little after that fart you know it's over
💀💀💀
Time traveller: is jfk dead yet
CIA: in 15 minutes
Time traveller:
"Bro, backside of the test was very hard"
Me:
"There was backside?" -Famous last words before a C
Which test ? Famous last words before getting slapped by my mother.
Happened
JAJAJAJA
💀
I don't mean to be a hipster but I've been listening to Rammstein since I was a kid, and this goes so hard. 🗿
True. Makes me kind of happy people can hear this beauty.
let me guess, 40s?
@@richard38618 i mean age doesnt really factor, i grew up listening to rammstein.
@@richard38618 haha nope, I'm going to be 25 next year. My parents are metal heads. My dad brought me home from the hospital listening to Static X.
@@merrickmoriel8878I’m 16 and I love rammstein Lmao
When your just chillin and your brain forces the most heart shattering what if situation upon you
Fr
And its usually around 3am
Absolute cinema 😭🙏
My sleep paralysis demon when I call it "Good girl" after sitting on my chest :
Bro that's actually a good one💀
Nah, I'd just utter Jesus' name
@@KhabibsbathtubAmen
i'm spechless
yet
spechfull
@@Khabibsbathtubit really does make them crazy if you utter it xd
Teacher:Treat people how you want to be treated
The suicidal kid in the corner:
💀that took a turn
That is literally the best joke in this comment section
Me staring at bro after he said a cringe joke a bit loud(i kinda stole this comment)
@@Paulbaumer-lj6hh you think I didn't steal the one I wrote?
RUclips shorts gave it to me
@@MrpizzaDripnoice
minions when you ask them who did they serve from 1933 to 1945
Actually, they were frozen during that time period ☝️🥸
@NaughtiusMaximmus 🤓🫵
@@NaughtiusMaximmus An ice cave, you say? nQvv yQv sQQ...
@@NaughtiusMaximmus🤓🫵
Nah the minions only work for villains
This isn't a song it's a feeling of power
Me when a cockroach start flying:
ferb watching Phineas describe the most detailed, extravagant, and stupendous contraption designed to commit every war crime in the Geneva convention that would rival everything mentioned at the Nuremberg trials just to make some mint pistachio ice cream
Here comes the sun
Lol
Me: drops the screwdriver
The scientist on the other side of the room:
Demon core reference?
@@silencer2703 indeed
the scientist be like: yo whats that blue bright thing coming from the ball?
Actually his immediate reflex to save the situation shows how amazing that screwdriver scientist is. Everyone could be dead meat in that room easily.
@@silencer2703just looked “demon core” up, and yes, I think it is a reference
History channel at 3 am
“Question”
“What’s your question soldier?”
“I teleported bread”
The Engineer:
ХВХАХВХАХВХВХВХАХАХАХ, НУ ЮМОРИШЬ
“What?”
“You told me to.”
Гений
Red Team lore be like
Юмариш юмариш@@idontknow123-d3g
F1 racers when they see each other: 👋
Airplane pilots when they see each other:
Tank drivers when they see each other:
@@SWIETSalmon"tank pilots" ☠️☠️☠️
Whats next? Car pilots? Bike pilots?
@@HOPESTAL_DUDE_19 Cruiseship 💀
@@SWIETSalmoncargo ship drivers and a suspicious fruit market boat
@@HOPESTAL_DUDE_19so.. tank drivers, then!?
How you look at yourself in the mirror sunday night knowing a full week is ahead.
If you make the calmest man angry a incomprehensible Storm is taking everything evil to there graves.
Keep going and have a beautiful life and day! GOD bless you and be great soldier!
KP Studios never dies!
Me while my grandpa tells me what he did from 1933-1945:
Based gramps
Was your's an electrician aswell?
In fact my Prussian great-grandfather from Silesia was in the Wehrmacht working with the railways to the east. The Soviets had him as a POW for 10 years and then he emigrated to Argentina.
I’m sorry for your loss.
yeah mine was a tattoo artist ,but he only knew how to do numbers ;/
Me staring at bro when he pulls out a calculator while doing a presentation about the holocaust.
Hahahahaha this one wins 😂😂😂😂
>Mr. ZOG get down!
Spoilers, the math doesn't add up and bro gets expelled
@@gammadion Exactly !
Someone explain the joke to me 🫠
The genie looking at me when I wish for every game to have ads
🗿
the genie staring at me after i tell him my wish is for him to become a curvy 5'3 wolf cut asian girl who loves me until the day i die (my first wish was immortality)
@@shoebillgaming2147😟
@@shoebillgaming2147 my face when I saw this particular string of words that is your comment.
@@shoebillgaming2147Let me guess. Your third wish is to make the genie extra tight.
this song gives me goosebumps evertime I listen 🥶🥶🔥
My lawyer looking at me after i say “thanks judge i won’t do it again.”
!copied comment!
Hey, double jeopardy. Can’t be tried for the same crime twice
@@bluebaby6947 Thanks judge. I won't do it again
@@Fauwkesyeah but then your reputation would still go down
Cringe @@bluebaby6947
“Worst she can say is no”:
Bro when I tell him what she said:
"you think some paper can stop me ?"
@@loug_brick_by_brick ahhh restraining order took me a while
Siri: I am legally forbidden to inform users on how to make napalm.
ChatGPT:
ChatGPT:🗿🗿
Alexa:🗿
Copilot is much better for illegal advice
Watermelon Cat came into my life like a whimsical whirlwind, a feline force of nature that transformed my world in ways I never could have imagined. It all began one balmy summer afternoon when I stumbled upon a small, furry bundle nestled amidst a pile of vibrant green watermelons at the local farmer's market. His coat was a patchwork of orange and white, with vibrant green eyes that sparkled mischievously in the sunlight, and as soon as our eyes met, I knew that this cat was destined to be more than just a pet; he was meant to be my companion, my confidant, and my catalyst for change.
From the moment Watermelon Cat entered my life, everything seemed to take on a brighter hue. His playful antics and boundless energy injected a sense of joy and spontaneity into even the most mundane moments, turning everyday routines into delightful adventures. Whether he was chasing sunbeams through the house, pouncing on unsuspecting dust motes, or curling up in my lap with a contented purr, his presence was a constant source of comfort and companionship.
But beyond the surface level of amusement, Watermelon Cat taught me invaluable lessons about resilience, adaptability, and the beauty of embracing life's unexpected twists and turns. Despite his humble beginnings, he approached each new experience with an insatiable curiosity and a fearless spirit, reminding me to greet life's challenges with an open heart and a willingness to explore the unknown. Through his example, I learned to let go of my fears and insecurities, to trust in the journey, and to find beauty in the unlikeliest of places.
Watermelon Cat also served as a powerful reminder of the importance of living in the present moment. In a world consumed by constant distraction and endless to-do lists, his ability to find joy in the simplest of pleasures - a sun-dappled patch of grass, a crumpled ball of paper, a gentle breeze ruffling his fur - was a poignant reminder to slow down, breathe, and appreciate the beauty that surrounds us each and every day. His playful exuberance was infectious, inspiring me to rediscover a sense of wonder and awe in the world around me, and to savor each precious moment as if it were a ripe, juicy slice of watermelon.
But perhaps the most profound impact that Watermelon Cat had on my life was the way in which he helped me to cultivate a deeper sense of empathy and compassion. As I watched him navigate the ups and downs of life with grace and dignity, I couldn't help but marvel at the depth of his resilience and the boundlessness of his love. In his presence, I found solace in knowing that no matter what trials may lie ahead, I would always have a steadfast companion by my side, ready to offer comfort, companionship, and unconditional acceptance.
In the end, Watermelon Cat's legacy extends far beyond his playful antics and mischievous charm; he is a symbol of hope, resilience, and the transformative power of love. Through his gentle presence and unwavering devotion, he reminded me that even in the darkest of times, there is always light to be found, and that true happiness lies not in the destination, but in the journey itself. So here's to you, Watermelon Cat - thank you for changing my life in ways I never could have imagined, and for reminding me of the beauty that lies within each and every one of us, waiting to be discovered.
I saw it on another vid but you didn't hear it from me alright. Basically gasoline and Styrofoam mix it till it's the right viscosity then pour into a container (bullet shell or beer bottle or whatever that got a primer ). Funny enough I think they also teach you this in Days Gone