The song 🗿 The man🗿 The singer 🗿 The instrumental 🗿 The viewers 🗿 The song listener 🗿 The saver of the song🗿 The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿 The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿 The whole gym 🗿 All the gym equipments including the mats🗿 The gym shoes 🗿 The one who play this at gym🗿 All who listens it 🗿 All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿 The nerves of the body 🗿 The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿 The comments🗿 The thoughts while writing this 🗿 My hands while typing this 🗿 The keyboard 🗿 The alphabets 🗿 RUclips 🗿 Thumbnail 🗿 Subtitle 🗿 This comment 🗿 Those who likes this comment 🗿 Those who comment in this 🗿 Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿 Those who comment '🗿' 🗿
Watermelon Cat came into my life like a whimsical whirlwind, a feline force of nature that transformed my world in ways I never could have imagined. It all began one balmy summer afternoon when I stumbled upon a small, furry bundle nestled amidst a pile of vibrant green watermelons at the local farmer's market. His coat was a patchwork of orange and white, with vibrant green eyes that sparkled mischievously in the sunlight, and as soon as our eyes met, I knew that this cat was destined to be more than just a pet; he was meant to be my companion, my confidant, and my catalyst for change. From the moment Watermelon Cat entered my life, everything seemed to take on a brighter hue. His playful antics and boundless energy injected a sense of joy and spontaneity into even the most mundane moments, turning everyday routines into delightful adventures. Whether he was chasing sunbeams through the house, pouncing on unsuspecting dust motes, or curling up in my lap with a contented purr, his presence was a constant source of comfort and companionship. But beyond the surface level of amusement, Watermelon Cat taught me invaluable lessons about resilience, adaptability, and the beauty of embracing life's unexpected twists and turns. Despite his humble beginnings, he approached each new experience with an insatiable curiosity and a fearless spirit, reminding me to greet life's challenges with an open heart and a willingness to explore the unknown. Through his example, I learned to let go of my fears and insecurities, to trust in the journey, and to find beauty in the unlikeliest of places. Watermelon Cat also served as a powerful reminder of the importance of living in the present moment. In a world consumed by constant distraction and endless to-do lists, his ability to find joy in the simplest of pleasures - a sun-dappled patch of grass, a crumpled ball of paper, a gentle breeze ruffling his fur - was a poignant reminder to slow down, breathe, and appreciate the beauty that surrounds us each and every day. His playful exuberance was infectious, inspiring me to rediscover a sense of wonder and awe in the world around me, and to savor each precious moment as if it were a ripe, juicy slice of watermelon. But perhaps the most profound impact that Watermelon Cat had on my life was the way in which he helped me to cultivate a deeper sense of empathy and compassion. As I watched him navigate the ups and downs of life with grace and dignity, I couldn't help but marvel at the depth of his resilience and the boundlessness of his love. In his presence, I found solace in knowing that no matter what trials may lie ahead, I would always have a steadfast companion by my side, ready to offer comfort, companionship, and unconditional acceptance. In the end, Watermelon Cat's legacy extends far beyond his playful antics and mischievous charm; he is a symbol of hope, resilience, and the transformative power of love. Through his gentle presence and unwavering devotion, he reminded me that even in the darkest of times, there is always light to be found, and that true happiness lies not in the destination, but in the journey itself. So here's to you, Watermelon Cat - thank you for changing my life in ways I never could have imagined, and for reminding me of the beauty that lies within each and every one of us, waiting to be discovered.
The airport security guard staring at me after I whispered “don’t be a hero” to him and started walking towards the boarding gate with a suspiciously large and black duffel bag.
If you take a look at the "most repeated" axis above the time bar, you will see that almost everyone who started the video at the beat drop and continued listening after that also finished the entire song. This is the perfect evidence that you cant get away from this masterpiece as soon as you got into it
SpongeBob,loyal to the Krusty krab for decades,saving the restaurant dozens of times,not getting paid,spending his entire life behind a grill,working for multiple hours and sometimes gets no sleep,watching Mr Krabs sell him for 62 cents:
Me watching my life flash before my eyes after my bro says there is a teacher behind me after I say the most diablocal, racist, sexist, inhumane, disturbing, gut wrenching words that have ever spoken into existance:
God cares a lot about u, turn to Jesus Christ, Because He is the only God, the only way to Heaven. Repent and read the NKJV Bible. He wants you to be part of His Kingdom of Heaven, Be Baptised. ✝
The Serene 🗿 The Enigmatic 🗿 The Ancient 🗿 The Majestic 🗿 The Guardian 🗿 The Silent 🗿 The Watchful 🗿 The Tranquil 🗿 The Mysterious 🗿 The Timeless 🗿 The Stony 🗿 The Sacred 🗿 The Wise 🗿 The Noble 🗿 The Solitary 🗿 The Resolute 🗿 The Weathered 🗿 The Stoic 🗿 The Eternal 🗿 The Revered 🗿
In fact my Prussian great-grandfather from Silesia was in the Wehrmacht working with the railways to the east. The Soviets had him as a POW for 10 years and then he emigrated to Argentina.
The song 🗿
The man🗿
The singer 🗿
The instrumental 🗿
The viewers 🗿
The song listener 🗿
The saver of the song🗿
The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿
The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿
The whole gym 🗿
All the gym equipments including the mats🗿
The gym shoes 🗿
The one who play this at gym🗿
All who listens it 🗿
All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿
The nerves of the body 🗿
The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿
The comments🗿
The thoughts while writing this 🗿
My hands while typing this 🗿
The keyboard 🗿
The alphabets 🗿
RUclips 🗿
Thumbnail 🗿
Subtitle 🗿
This comment 🗿
Those who likes this comment 🗿
Those who comment in this 🗿
Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿
Those who comment '🗿' 🗿
@@mai-san5639(it's real) pov: we are not gay 🗿
🗿
Pin of shame
@@Tendedero8 nope
🗿
Phineas: I know what we're going to do today!
Ferb:
culture
This needs more likes
Phineas droping this line after reading about concetration camps
That's crazy
LMAO
Toddlers at the grocery store when they see anyone with a slight deformity:
Like black people
😂😂😂
Underrated 🤣🤣🤣
does that mean I'm walking deformity 😂
"Mommy, why he's/she's so ugly?"
Here comes the sun in english: 😄
Here comes the sun in german: 🗿
in japan: 💀💀
In english is was sung by the beatles, in german it was sung by a weeping angel
@@carlsacel7222☠️☠️☠️
When you see the Sun getting bigger and bigger in Japan you know it’s not good☠️
Here comes the "sun" in japanese
Teacher: does anyone have a question?
The whole class:
The whole class looking at that one person actually asking a question:
ahaahah, BEST😹😹
so who gonna tell me who started the war🗿
F
"Group yourselves into 4."
*The fifth bro:*
That’s me I’m the 5th bro
Literally me every dang time then i have to get grouped with the "autistic" people bruh
Maldito homem que confia no homem
The Fifth bro is me. He has always been me. And i will always be him.
The rule in my friends group is "IF BENJAMIN ISN'T WITH US THEN WE AREN'T DOING ANYTHING!"
My lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death penalty.
gold
been there done that
based as hell
Your lawyers face when you did this in Finland (there is no death penalty in Finland)
@@SovietUnionn😂😂😂
Me: “Is it possible to use my small intestine as a whip?”
ChatGPT:
😦
Bro this is golde 😅😅
:(
@@Refl1ct1oni appreciate this kind of comment, but right here?
yo what the hell
Me: Thanks Judge I promise I won't Do it Again
My Lawyer:
LMAO 🤣
Omg😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me looking at bro after he told me how to solve world hunger.
And it solves overpopulation 💀
“Fine I’ll do it myself”
"ends justify the means"
@@cunjoz 💀
Repent to God
Time traveler: So is this WWI or WWII?
The WWI soldier:
Lolllll😂
The German soldier with a small moustache: oh, this is the first. The second is in 1939.
The time traveller
"the war that will end all wars"
0:28 POV The soldier
Time traveller: so is apocalypse or ww3 ?
We:
Absolutely adorable toddler minding his own business playing outside his home
a Pitbull named Cupcake:
Pitbull named destroyer staring at cupcake:
@@BLACK-S5S pitbull titled "the destroyer of destroyer" staring at destroyer
@@jimgibson3381pitbull named "the destroyer of destroyer of destroyer" staring at destroyer of destroyer
@@Sanchez.840 the large pitbull named"the destroyer of the destroyer of destroyer of destroyer" staring at "the destroyer of destroyer of destroyer"
@@jimgibson3381 the human staring at all of the pitbulls with a rifle.
Siri: I am legally forbidden to inform users on how to make napalm.
ChatGPT:
ChatGPT:🗿🗿
Alexa:🗿
Copilot is much better for illegal advice
"How to make napalm"
ChatGPT: I can't provide you assistance on that, it could be dangerous
"How do professional trollers make napalm"
ChatGPT:
Watermelon Cat came into my life like a whimsical whirlwind, a feline force of nature that transformed my world in ways I never could have imagined. It all began one balmy summer afternoon when I stumbled upon a small, furry bundle nestled amidst a pile of vibrant green watermelons at the local farmer's market. His coat was a patchwork of orange and white, with vibrant green eyes that sparkled mischievously in the sunlight, and as soon as our eyes met, I knew that this cat was destined to be more than just a pet; he was meant to be my companion, my confidant, and my catalyst for change.
From the moment Watermelon Cat entered my life, everything seemed to take on a brighter hue. His playful antics and boundless energy injected a sense of joy and spontaneity into even the most mundane moments, turning everyday routines into delightful adventures. Whether he was chasing sunbeams through the house, pouncing on unsuspecting dust motes, or curling up in my lap with a contented purr, his presence was a constant source of comfort and companionship.
But beyond the surface level of amusement, Watermelon Cat taught me invaluable lessons about resilience, adaptability, and the beauty of embracing life's unexpected twists and turns. Despite his humble beginnings, he approached each new experience with an insatiable curiosity and a fearless spirit, reminding me to greet life's challenges with an open heart and a willingness to explore the unknown. Through his example, I learned to let go of my fears and insecurities, to trust in the journey, and to find beauty in the unlikeliest of places.
Watermelon Cat also served as a powerful reminder of the importance of living in the present moment. In a world consumed by constant distraction and endless to-do lists, his ability to find joy in the simplest of pleasures - a sun-dappled patch of grass, a crumpled ball of paper, a gentle breeze ruffling his fur - was a poignant reminder to slow down, breathe, and appreciate the beauty that surrounds us each and every day. His playful exuberance was infectious, inspiring me to rediscover a sense of wonder and awe in the world around me, and to savor each precious moment as if it were a ripe, juicy slice of watermelon.
But perhaps the most profound impact that Watermelon Cat had on my life was the way in which he helped me to cultivate a deeper sense of empathy and compassion. As I watched him navigate the ups and downs of life with grace and dignity, I couldn't help but marvel at the depth of his resilience and the boundlessness of his love. In his presence, I found solace in knowing that no matter what trials may lie ahead, I would always have a steadfast companion by my side, ready to offer comfort, companionship, and unconditional acceptance.
In the end, Watermelon Cat's legacy extends far beyond his playful antics and mischievous charm; he is a symbol of hope, resilience, and the transformative power of love. Through his gentle presence and unwavering devotion, he reminded me that even in the darkest of times, there is always light to be found, and that true happiness lies not in the destination, but in the journey itself. So here's to you, Watermelon Cat - thank you for changing my life in ways I never could have imagined, and for reminding me of the beauty that lies within each and every one of us, waiting to be discovered.
Me staring at bro after he accidentally says the most racially conflicting, diabolical heart-wrenching earth shattering joke a little bit too loud.
Bonus points if its in public
Now thats just another tuesday at work.
In front of the hoes
And the teacher is behind you both
The statue is literally a depiction of a Nazi soldier he does not care if you say something “racially conflicting” lol
How the therapist looks at me when I actually start telling the truth
….so tell me, are you interested in history?
Me: 🗿
Fr
When at a new therapist. Always ask the first question: Really all the asylums are closed in this country?
Moi quand je commence à parler de l’histoire
(He probably thinks you did The right thing.)
“Aw look honey he’s playing with his legos!”
The lore:
I am absolutely playing this during the eclipse, and NO ONE will stop me.
yea i did that tbh
Griiifffffiiithh
🗿
Band of the hawk: 🗿
Did you do it?
“No little German boy don’t start mewing!”
Little German boy:
Funnily enough this statue was made by a German man...
@@DeathMonkeys and for nazi propaganda, too..
welp, the lil German boy, had to get that pristine look for the antifascist-volksfront and is now hurling mollies at cops
They grow up so fast
@@DeathMonkeysthat's the point
@@DragonFire-vf9dk Uh no its a meme format based off a shitpost about a German kid smoking weed.
Me lifting up a big ass rock
The bugs under the rock:
real
That's a good one.
😂😂😂
The prehistoric era centipede about to crawl on my arm
😂😂😂😂
"which is your kid...?"
"im still choosing"
0:35
Time traveler: Is this WWI or WWII?
Soldier: It's WWIV
Time traveler:
Bro got a uno reverse 💀
Me looking at bro after he says "cake is cake, no matter the baker" (we are at an animal shelter)
Nahh 💀
naahhhh😂😂😂
💀
Then You Realize Your Bro Is A Honest Zoophile And You Will Never Look At Him The Same Way Again
@Daniel-vy6xlhe probably said it about the kg teacher
Me staring at bro after he says we're not afraid of the cartel to the cartels faces.
This made me laugh too hard-
@@ilhamkazimzadeisyourproducer so
💀💀
Repent to God
b
The comment section is art
Actually
Frr
maybe they all got rejected from art school 🗿🗿
How you look at yourself in the mirror sunday night knowing a full week is ahead.
The airport security guard staring at me after I whispered “don’t be a hero” to him and started walking towards the boarding gate with a suspiciously large and black duffel bag.
😭😭😭😭😭
Crazy
😭😭😭😭
💀
what is this supposed to mean?
Austrian painter reading his art school rejection letter in the rain.
Проходит несколько десят лет и так уже на него смотрит русский солдат
@@user-ny2ir1dx2mRussian Natasha goes well with tajiks
@@user-ny2ir1dx2mhe had the russian soldiers scared of him by an army 3 times his there size.
@@davidperezz7248 Yeah that's why he took a picture of himself in his basement hours before the soviets could get him
@@YouMax_13 you mean sun bathing in argentina?
310 reason why i like this song:
1. Strength
2. Power
3. Raw Strength
4. Raw Power
5. Striking Strength
6. Lifting Strength
7. Overall Strength
8. Overall Power
9. Attack Potency
10. Reaction
11. Reaction Speed
12. Reaction Time
13. Combat Speed
14. Movement Speed
15. Attack Speed
16. Dodge
17. Dodging Speed
18. Overall Speed
19. Travel Speed
20. Flight Speed
21. Running Speed
22. Durability
23. Endurance
24. Stamina
25. Intellegence
26. Smartness
27. Overall IQ
28. Overall EQ
29. Full-Scale IQ
30. FSIQ
31. Manipulation
32. Perception
33. Deception
34. Cunning
35. Knowledge
36. Decision Making
37. Problem Solving
38. Battle IQ
39. Bodily-Kinesthetic Intel
40. Combat
41. Combat Skills
42. Combat Ability
43. Combat Experience
44. Experience
45. Battle Experience
46. Leadership
47. Influence
48. Hax Quality
49. Hax Quantity
50. Better Hax
51. Overall Hax
52. Abilities
53. Skills
54. Weaponry
55. Offense
56. Defense
57. Attack Power
58. Attack Force
59. Gadgets
60. Tech
61. Better Weapons
62. Gears
63. Weapons Skills
64. Weapons Mastery
65. More Abilities
66. AP
67. DC
68. Destructive Power
69. Agility
70. Flexibility
71. Reflexes
72. Hand To Hand
73. Senses
74. Strategy
75. Strategy Length
76. S T/L Planning
77. Planning
78. Intuition
79. Anticipation
80. Creativity
81. Tactics
82. Methods
83. Logical RSG
84. Logical-Mathematical Intel
85. Versatility
86. Dexterity
87. Feats
88. More Feats
89. Better Feats
90. Physique
91. Physical Stats
92. Potential
93. Adaptability
94. Resistance
95. Martial Arts
96. Battle Knowledge
97. Statements
98. Cosmology
99. Scaling
100. Higher Scaling
101. Tier
102. Dimensionality
103. Range
104. Arsenal
105. Techniques
106. Mentality
107. Mindset
108. Magic Power
109. Stealth
110. Physical Attributes
111. Armor
112. Suit
113. Difficult To Counter
114. Nullification
115. Quality Of Weapon
116. Durability Negation
117. Deduction
118. Utility
119. Combat Master
120. More Abilities
121. Attack Strength
122. Agile Strength
123. Explosive Strength
124. Maximum Strength
125. Relative Strength
126. Reactive Strength
127. Muscular Strength
128. Specific Strength
129. Concentric Strength
130. Eccentric Strength
131. Static Strength
132. Isometric Strength
133. Full Speed
134. Full-Scale Speed
135. Length
136. Depth
137. Height
138. Weight
139. Health
140. Abilities Quality
141. Abilities Quantity
142. Overall Abilities
143. Stronger Abilities
144. Over Power
145. Immortality
146. Health Factor
147. Overall Attack
148. Overall Defense
149. EQ
150. Full-Scale EQ
151. Emotional Quotient
152. Socializing
153. Social Skills
154. Mass Manipulation
155. Individual Manipulation
156. Group Manipulation
157. Direct Manipulation
158. Indirect Manipulation
159. Pure Manipulation
160. General Manipulation
161. Emotion Manipulation
162. Raw Manipulation
163. Event Manipulation
164. Overall Manipulation
165. Creative Thinking
166. Abstract Thinking
167. Critical Thinking
168. Logical Thinking
169. Illogical Thinking
170. Faster Thinking
171. Quick Thinking
172. Analytical Thinking
173. Prohylactic Thinking
174. Linear Thinking
175. Non-Linear Thinking
176. Interpersonal Thinking
177. Intrapersonal Thinking
178. Strategy Thinking
179. Subjective Thinking
180. Objective Thinking
181. Existential Thinking
182. Spatial Thinking
183. Overall Thinking
184. Menace
185. Ruthlessness
186. Crystyallized Intel
187. Spatial Intel
188. Emotional Intel
189. Linguistic Intel
190. Verbal Intel
191. General Knowledge
192. Overall Knowledge
193. Fortes
194. Long-Term Planning
195. Short-Term Planning
196. Peaks
197. Invention
198. Preparation
199. Personality
200. Prediction
201. Academic
202. Characteristics
203. Threatening
204. Chesting
205. Dramatization
206. Imagination
207. Sympathy
208. Empathy
209. Inductive
210. Emotion Hiding
211. Deductive
212. Abductive
213. Anduction
214. Combat Weapon
215. Dealing
216. Communicating
217. Inventing
218. Dismissal
219. Oversimplification
220. Handling
221. Rating
222. Changing
223. Adaption
224. Accurate
225. Morality
226. Responding
227. Reasearching
228. Mrstion
229. Presage
230. Persuation
231. Seduction
232. Charisma
233. Appearance
234. Cunningness
235. Cleverness
236. Cognitive Reasoning
237. Unpredictability
238. Analysis
239. Ideology
240. Overall Analysis
241. Composure
242. Reputation
243. Inciting
244. Vision
245. Combination
246. Offering
247. Invasion
248. Entagle
249. Insulting
250. Tolerating
251. Biology
252. Chemistry
253. History
254. Memorizing
255. Multitasking
256. Overall Reasoning
257. Fluid VCI
258. STI
259. WMI
260. AWMI
261. QRI
262. SRI
263. FRI
264. VCI
265. PRI
266. PSI
267. VSI
268. TRI
269. GAI
270. Self-Awareness
271. Insanity Induncement
272. Reacting Skills
273. Motivation
274. Applicability
275. Short Strategy
276. Long Strategy
277. Logical Strategy
278. Wealth
279. Disguising
280. Observation
281. Complexity
282. Psychologist
283. Psychiatry
284. Science
285. Information
286. Associative Thinking
287. Divergent Thinking
288. Verbal Reasoning
289. Non-Verbal Thinking
290. Geography
291. Emotional Perception
292. Emotional Understanding
293. Emotional Management
294. Self Regulation
295. Social Awareness
296. Overall Management
297. Naturalistic
298. Crystallized Thinking
299. Individual Work
300. Comprehension
301. Domination
302. Collecting
303. Mobility
304. Materials
305. Recourses
306. Powerscaling
307. Omnipresence
308. Omniscience
309. Omnipotent
310. Boundless
No Concept Of Diff + Solos the Verse
1 reason why I like this song:
1. It’s badass
agreed
@@CowboysandCowards
He didn't lie. It truly was 310 reasons why
i should of said "in god name" if needed @@Clockwise_Cow
@@CowboysandCowards fax I aint readin all that at the top 💀
When your just chillin and your brain forces the most heart shattering what if situation upon you
Fr
Me after finding out I'm 1% German
Italian
with the silly lightning emoji drawn on your grandpa's uniform
and 99% jewish?
99% Piauiense
Jotaro piauiense 📌
"You're allowed to choose your own groups for this project"
How bro stares at me from across the classroom:
mi amor
the best feeling
teacher: groups of 3 only
how the 4th homie looks at you
999 likes? Imma fix that
How I look at the groups after I'm the only one left(They'er still not choosing me)
"No sir, you cannot take the ducks home."
The serbian toddler seeing a plane in the sky in 1999:
Lol uncalled for
@@mirkovidojevic196 everytime I think of a joke I come here...I have posted 15+ jokes already
@@MrpizzaDrip ahahahahahahha nice
Me waking up with a cramp in my leg knowing I will soon endure the pain of a thousand suns.
I can't stop laughing 😭🙏
lmao
Me waking up from cold, knowing damn well that my blanket turned into 4d shape:
Hier Kommt die Sonne!
Black suns
How I look at bro after he says "She has potential" after passing the kiddie pool.
😧
ayo
👮♂️🤚
i do that too
DAWG 😭✋
"The exam aint that hard"
Bro's face after reading the first question:
Only real fans of rammstein knows that whole song is best part 👀
Tik tok brain ruined it
It’s trash only the vocalist who’s not even part of rammstein is good here
Went from Industrial Metal to Doom Metal
Repent to God
@@user-wr2mx9vf5l never
@@user-wr2mx9vf5l huh?
@@user-wr2mx9vf5lBro woke up and chose facts
@@user-wr2mx9vf5lgod is evil
grandma: it's not nice to stare at others
grandma when she sees a person of a different race:
based grandma
My grandma when she sees someone of a different religion:
@@oijosukeiliveinyourwalls5798 Grandmas protecting her progeny
LmFao😂
Based grandma @@Shedecidestodeleteherlife344
German soldiers seeing snow on their way to moscow:
If you take a look at the "most repeated" axis above the time bar, you will see that almost everyone who started the video at the beat drop and continued listening after that also finished the entire song. This is the perfect evidence that you cant get away from this masterpiece as soon as you got into it
My lawyer after i told the judge to "stfu ,you weren't even there."
your lawyer: aint no way, bro has got balls of steel
my lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death sentence:
Underrated 💀
Metro police seeing Gordon freeman:
My lawyer watching me fucking fly at the judge:
how the genie looks at me after i wish to give all blind people eyesight for 30 seconds:
Even Lucifer would be scared of you
That is evil
truly a nefarious act
@sovieticodiabetico6874 I Don't Even Know Who You Are, Nor Am I Blind And I Still Began Unironically Disliking You.
@@Moniker08 :(
"how to make mustard gas ?"
ChatGPT: "I'm sorry i can't say because it is too dangerous"
"How to avoid making mustard gas ?"
ChatGPT:
"Which coalition war is this? the 7th?"
British mf in 1792:
Billions must listen
The west have risen
@@vovabars1234 It's over.
trillions even
Germany has risen
It`s over 😥
Me failed to solve the math question for the 5th time
My dad:
Must from asia
@@user-xw7rb1dg8d you're God damn right
bro is Asian
HAHA best comment, ruined math for years
yo it’s the funny mustache Chad
SpongeBob,loyal to the Krusty krab for decades,saving the restaurant dozens of times,not getting paid,spending his entire life behind a grill,working for multiple hours and sometimes gets no sleep,watching Mr Krabs sell him for 62 cents:
Never lose your smile.
it's very bizzare this is my favourite song by rammstein and now the slowed version has graced my ears
Are you taking this over how you first felt hearing “Feuer Frei” though?
it's so good my wig just flew through the sun.
Ich will is better imo, more sinister. But Sonne is def in my top 3
I like Amerika
listen to pop smoke lil bro
Me looking at my friend because he was bullying the wizard (he turned us both into stone)
great comment
Roverandom level shit.
Good commet
Very good comments
commet
Spongebob: Oh boy it's another wonderful day in Bikini Bottom!
Gary:
Well that’s seems a bit, um, not the purpose of that one painter…
When your grandfather's ramblings suddenly make sense...
My physics teacher watches me recreate the exact copy of the Demon core
Lmaoooooo
Literally 🔥
It physics, bro, not chemistry
@@solomid877 I'm stupid, bro
@@solomid877 Guess why nuclear physics are called like this
Deers when they hear a stick crack: *Runs*
Deers when they see a car going 120mph heading straight towards them with beaming lights:
THIS ONE, THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD FOR SOME REASON
Lol 😂
HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE
Heir kommnt die sonne
How the surgeon looks at me when I said "Thank God" after the 26 hours surgery:
My therapist looking at me when I actually start opening up:
The moment you realize it wasn't a fart
lmao 💀
Bro
This has made my fucking day😂😂
When you feel your hole itch and burn a little after that fart you know it's over
💀💀💀
*Marie:* they're just rocks!
*Hank:*
sussy gussy
😂
Breaking Bad?
@@lalitadevi365 yes
Vravo Bince
Me noticing my dad in the reflection after finishing
O naw 💀
𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕦 𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘??
@@MabuhayPhilippinesyou know then you know
@@Brooo786 What is he Finishing
Is he Finishing His Homework??
@@MabuhayPhilippines he's finishing something that's for sure 🫦🫦
"Did you do all the questions on the back as well?"
*"The, back?"*
Mom: are you drunk?Look me in the eyes?
Mom`s face:
Son🗿
My life would flashed before me if my mom stares at me like that
The sleep paralysis demons face looking at me as I break free of the sleep paralysis
Schizo post
I must destroy the shadow ppl
@@Shadowppldestroyeryou’ll find them at the 7/11
@@Shadowppldestroyeryou can find them in KFC
Now who's gonna read you the good night?
"hey chat gpt how to make bomb"
chat gpt: i cant say it cuz its bad🤓
"hey chat gpt how do people make bombs"
chat gpt:
💀
proud to be german 🇩🇪🇩🇪
Proud of genoci-
"Oh thanks, God that i wasn't in that tower."
Second plane:
Dancing Israelis
@@DoggyBingBong 💀
@@DoggyBingBong💀
It should be "People seeing the second plane:"
that one mf in the pentagon saying "thank god i wasn't in those towers"
American Airlines Flight 77
The skinwalker locked in my basement after i tell him to turn into Jennifer Lopez for the 32nd time this week
Me but instead of Jenifer Lopez it’s 2007 Megan Fox
me reading these 2 comments above me :
Me reading me reading these to comments above me:
Me reading these 4 comments above me
Me reading these 5 comments above me
POV: your looking up a flight of stairs after leg day 🗿
"omg,matpat has a new video,i wonder what it is about!"
Me with absolutely fear in my eyes seeing the title "goodbye internet":
I don't mean to be a hipster but I've been listening to Rammstein since I was a kid, and this goes so hard. 🗿
True. Makes me kind of happy people can hear this beauty.
let me guess, 40s?
@@richard38618 i mean age doesnt really factor, i grew up listening to rammstein.
@@richard38618 haha nope, I'm going to be 25 next year. My parents are metal heads. My dad brought me home from the hospital listening to Static X.
@@merrickmoriel8878I’m 16 and I love rammstein Lmao
I swear they dont even be asking "Trick Or Treat!" anymore they just stare at you like this 💀
“watchu waiting for ? yk the rules , put the candy in my basket”
@@picklesisnotgood ok, i'll put my candy inside your basket.
😐
@@bay6627😢
@@bay6627That sounds a bit weird out of context
Me staring at bro when he says “Leave me alone! I’m trying to do my work!” In a silent classroom
The Angel Has No Voice, Sir
How i stare at the Taco Bell Janitor after blasting the most diabolical and heart wrenching shit in the bathroom
R.I.P. sink
@@KingScorpius34 you're a sink shitter???
R.I.P urinal
R.I.P. floor
R.I.P Janitor
How I look at my girl when she asks “would you still love me if I were a worm 🥺”
@@Wiseguy3301Real shit!1!!
@@OrestesAtreusIn gtav
Fat innkeeper worm
*No.* 🗿
@@OrestesAtreusme staring at you after I just read this
The cinema cleaner after seeing a young man with shorts and a girl with a short skirt entering the worst film section of the catalogue:
The one person in the room trying to watch the film:
The beginning of the song is something special and beautiful❤
Me watching my life flash before my eyes after my bro says there is a teacher behind me after I say the most diablocal, racist, sexist, inhumane, disturbing, gut wrenching words that have ever spoken into existance:
And then the teacher laughs.
@@dr.wallacebreen3859come to jesus has passed
din dersin de allah yok dedin demi hjabıusvchuzxı GHfvadbs ıyzUfhxgoaslrzdgsgzs
I would do that in public out loud and say it again if anything bad happens
@@dr.wallacebreen3859 true fear
how my lawyer look at me after i told the judge "your honor, stfu you weren't even there"
underrated comment!
Fire comment 😂😂
W comment fr 🔥🔥🔥🔥
(dawg look what he said not even saul goodman can save this man🤦♂️)
Lmao 😂 nice thing you didn't forget the Honor part.
FULL VERSION PLEASE THIS IS SO COOL I HAVE TO HEAR THE REST
this is it but if you want the full song search rammstein sonne slowed
@@dant3838 I did. None of them were as good as this one.
@@snowcone9444search Sonne by Rammstein it’s not slowed+reverb but it’s still really good 👍
The history channel at 3 am
The subway employee giving you the most intimidating, earth shattering gaze of wrath you’ve ever seen in your life as the tip menu comes up.
Real
After they gave you a sandwich so filled with condiments it’s basically a bread-bowl soup.*
God cares a lot about u, turn to Jesus Christ, Because He is the only God, the only way to Heaven. Repent and read the NKJV Bible. He wants you to be part of His Kingdom of Heaven, Be Baptised. ✝
Me staring at bro when he pulls out a calculator while doing a presentation about the holocaust.
Hahahahaha this one wins 😂😂😂😂
>Mr. ZOG get down!
Spoilers, the math doesn't add up and bro gets expelled
@@gammadion Exactly !
Someone explain the joke to me 🫠
Being European is fucking amazing
I fucking love playing life on easy mode
@@boliwijskisprzedawcakapucynek Expect when you are in Italy 💀
I'm starting my villain arc to this.
my honest reaction to the statue moving when I blink:
you know what that means
Dr. Who reference?
@@Black_death1654 No, it's an scp 173 one
@@The_champion_of_johto Sorry, The weeping angels are just more iconic in my mind, so maybe that's why I thought it was one
@@The_champion_of_johtono it’s a dr. Who one lmao
the alien seeing the human that he chopped off his arm advanced towards him with an ax (he thought the adrenaline was a myth)
Me staring at my Austrian friend who just got rejected from art school
Millions must listen.
Billions, even.
9 million already have
This song literally gives me german ww2 vibes and chills 🔥 🥶 🇩🇪
Millions must uplift the Aryan race
@@amfnyc It isn’t enough.
My dad: "Don't look directly at people, they're rude."
my dad when he saw two men holding hands:
Here's one:
Grandpa: it's not nice to point on others son
Also grandpa seeing a mixed race couple:
@@MrpizzaDrip mixed gender?
@@MrpizzaDrip I think you mixed up gender and race
@@tanjeeschuan4999 ahh fuck sorry
@@tanjeeschuan4999I can assure you he meant both
The Serene 🗿
The Enigmatic 🗿
The Ancient 🗿
The Majestic 🗿
The Guardian 🗿
The Silent 🗿
The Watchful 🗿
The Tranquil 🗿
The Mysterious 🗿
The Timeless 🗿
The Stony 🗿
The Sacred 🗿
The Wise 🗿
The Noble 🗿
The Solitary 🗿
The Resolute 🗿
The Weathered 🗿
The Stoic 🗿
The Eternal 🗿
The Revered 🗿
What I look like reading these comments:
the chinese steel factory worker watching the liveleak logo appear in the top right corner
omg iv'e seen that video
The brazilian gangster watching the KAOTIC watermark appear
Me while my grandpa tells me what he did from 1933-1945:
Based gramps
Was your's an electrician aswell?
In fact my Prussian great-grandfather from Silesia was in the Wehrmacht working with the railways to the east. The Soviets had him as a POW for 10 years and then he emigrated to Argentina.
I’m sorry for your loss.
yeah mine was a tattoo artist ,but he only knew how to do numbers ;/
The Minecraft community seeing a mod creator change the entire game in 3 days while Mojang takes a year to add 2 blocks and a mob
You talk here too much, you got at least 15 messages in this videos comments
@@TheAverageCEO ik
Everytime I got a joke....I come here
It's my tradition
WE GETTING OUT THE WEEPING ANGELS WITH THIS ONE 🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🔥🔥🔥
Teacher:Treat people how you want to be treated
The suicidal kid in the corner:
💀that took a turn
That is literally the best joke in this comment section
Me staring at bro after he said a cringe joke a bit loud(i kinda stole this comment)
@@Paulbaumer-lj6hh you think I didn't steal the one I wrote?
RUclips shorts gave it to me
@@MrpizzaDripnoice
The lawyer watching his client charge towards the judge:
LMAO
Me looking at my german friend when he said "Yeah i wanna expand the living space"
how i look at youtube after they added 20 second ads