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My life flashing before my eyes after bro says there is a teacher behind me after i said the most diabolical, sexist, inhumane, disturbing thing ever known to a human
@@tsani-bn2bk I read the best parts of your Talmud and I and many others are not amused. Your time is coming, friend. Karma will not be kind to your people. Here comes the sun.
when you hear mom pulling into the driveway (the chicken has not been defrosted then oven has not been pre heated the dishes are dirty the carpet is un vacuumed and the trash is still not been put away)
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The song 🗿
The man🗿
The singer 🗿
The instrumental 🗿
The viewers🗿
The song listener 🗿
The saver of the song🗿
The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿
The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿
The whole gym 🗿
All the gym equipments including the mats🗿
The gym shoes 🗿
The one who play this at gym🗿
All who listens it 🗿
All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿
The nerves of the body 🗿
The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿
The comments🗿
The thoughts while writing this 🗿
My hands while typing this 🗿
The keyboard 🗿
The alphabets 🗿
RUclips 🗿
Thumbnail 🗿
Subtitle 🗿
This comment 🗿
Those who likes this comment 🗿
Those who comment in this 🗿
Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿
Those who comment '' 🗿
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Me after reading the first question on the math exam:
_Ahem_ Physics test be like:
HAHA SAME
😊😊ййй😊йййййййййййфхйuser-sh4gt9xf2h
any exam for me
Number one: explain why 1+1=2 in calculate form
Me when mom says arigato to the Chinese waitress.
arigato, gyro
@@sciepan666Johnny! Lesson 5!
Go johnny go go go
HELP that happened to me once
@@Avalos-Entertainment fr
Average grandfather lore :
lmao
🇩🇪 👴
@@stiwe122 reminds me of that Austrian painter
@@orangesproductions AYO💀💀
My grandpa never told me what he did in Vietnam he only ever said he enjoyed it
Time traveler: Is this WW3 or WW4?
The Revolutionary War minuteman:
they would NOT care 😭😭🙏🙏
The Paleolithic caveman:
The german in ww1 :
World war? What? *goes back to dying of gangrene
everyone is die
me when i have to shit:
You should get that checked out
almost spilled my food.
thx man
This at .25 speed is cursed
Real
Me trying to copy bro's homework but its written in a unknown ancient language that he can't even read
Handwriting moment
literally me but im bro
It's for your bro to do, not you, lol wth
@@kylarai3860bruh bro means friend but you’re a girl so you won’t understand
stolen comment ☠️
My life flashing before my eyes after bro says there is a teacher behind me after i said the most diabolical, sexist, inhumane, disturbing thing ever known to a human
sexist and inhumane at the same level lmao
Same 🗿
To be honest, I just accept it.
And then the teacher agrees 🌝🌚
History test:
Edit: We dominated the comment section, Aeterna vitrix boys
Using a calculator on a history test be like:
I know what type of man you are.
@@88georgefloyd14
@@88georgefloyd14 indeed
@@romano83 A king.
@@88georgefloyd14Yeah
Zé stanzer
This is how cold showers feel once you've mastered it.
Cold showers
SR(nofap)
Daily exercise
8 hours sleep
No drugs/Alcohol
Meditation
-Transcendence
@@MesserschmittReaveris this real?
no meditation only prayer@@MesserschmittReaver
Not necessarily @@FloridaCrusader
Christ is lord and he hears your prayers @@xieryu
Mordecai & Rigby: Skips we need your help.
Skips:
Fr💀
You won with that comment🤣🤣🤣
Когда мама сказала отключить плиту но ты забыл и сидя на уроке слышишь взрыв
ГЕР откатит
NO
@@alexisca8015YES
Damn you Russian vlet! Cyko! Russia 🪆 men tough woman blats ahhh mommy;!!
жиза
How the teacher looks at me after reading my essay on how to stop bullying :
You should have labelled it Last Solution. The other word has already been in use for decades, so you're losing points for copyright infringement.
Fair point! Bullying won't exist if there are *NONE LEFT*
Everyone looking at me after i said i sympathized for the villain in the movie. (It was a ww2 documentary)
Hahahahahahahahaha
Me giggling during Schindler’s List
my jewish teacher called me retarded for this
You should he was a product of his environment and coke
88th like
When you realize that the electrician helmet in grandpa's closet doesn't mean he was an electrician.
I don't get it could you explain it
@@ikermotillabedrakova5337 its a Nazi SS soldier helmet
When i finaly start reading about WW2 and i remember my grandpa's cool jacket that i whished he'll let me use in coold days :
Romanians when they see a wallet:
hungarians when trianon pact happens
Bacteria nu are nici o șansă
Pot relata
Me as the Pole, moving to Romania and stealing their stolen wallets:
no no, Romanian here. That is our reaction when we see a gypsy try stealing what is ours (actual Romanian vs gypsy race to steal wallet)
Kids when they see a person with no legs
Phineas: I know what were going to do today!
Ferb:
Me after i lost the stare contest with Medusa:
you mean won, but at what cost ?
Bro this battle is like working hard
But at what cost?
@@saiko_akdnobody said we were staring at eyes
My reaction to the most heartbreaking event in my life:
😔😭🗿
Joestar Family: *Exsist*
Dio:
Bro managed to misspell exist
@@josipbroztito7099🤓
love that jojo ref
Dio??? Dio the Evil Eye?
@@Reuged666 Dior sauvage
Me staring at my phone after i woke up 10 mins before my alarm :
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How I look at myself in the mirror every morning because I'm still alive
real
And a failure
Edgy
Peace of art .
War and painter of art 🦅🇩🇪😎💪🤚💀
@@sabinakallaba4611 чел 💀
@sabinakallaba4611remmstein is probally the biggest hater of adolf
Yes
Not piece?
Me when my polish friend says Gracias to the Filipino worker in the chinese kitchen making an indian dish in ireland
This hit different ngl 🤣😭
WE BUILDING ROME WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️
Old people: staring is rude
Also old people whenever they see someone with dyed hair:
Guess I'm one of the old people lmao
Based old people
For good reason
I saw one a few months ago in the shops except it was a dude with fake melons. Let's just say he was getting daggers directed at him.
song : 🇩🇪
statue : 🗿
sculpter : 🙋
me: 🤫🧏♀
@@hotdawgflavoredwater same 🤫🧏♂️
Hello to you too Mr. Sculptor
@@yourpersonalrobotwaifu8404 such a kind man
@@hotdawgflavoredwater a girl? Liking heavy metal which primarily boys love? Impossible lol
I awake at 5 am
Me tooo
😀
4 am
I sleep at 6 am🗿
understandable, have a good day
New Zealand finding old Zealand:
How the teacher looks at me once she reads my essay on how to solve overpopulation:
Hunter eyes >>>
i have been listening to it for hours now, to the point i lost count.
The cartel members when you say goku sucks
Facts
Real
When I see my 3rd serving of Those Texas Roadhouse Rolls coming.🗿
I don't blame you.
That shit is like Manna if it never stopped falling.
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LMAO
Me when i see a spider when im taking a shit (theres nothing i can do)
Работая доставщиком ждёшь заказ а когда приходишь к клиенту его отменили :
When you see your stepsister stuck in the dryer.
Chill dawg
me staring at my officemates after they just heard the most brutal shit i have ever experienced in my life at the office restroom:
office's sink*
offices urinal*
Es ist der hellste Stern von allen✨❤
Und wird nie vom Himmel fallen
Gott segne uns!🇩🇪✝️
Children in the supermarket when they see someone with a minimal visible deformity:
Me after watching too many Mommy ASMR videos and remembering I must not disappoint my ancestors and continue the bloodline.
hell naw 💀
how i look at bro after he told me his plan on how to lose virginity
LOL
“Bro, did you do the homework? It was so hard.”
“Yeah, especially the back.”
Me: 0:34
Pov: Как я ущущаю когда я переслушал все песни Rammstein
Сверх развитым существом
we remaking ww2 german art whit this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥
We about to expel an Austrian painter from art school again
Why stop at the art?
Germany and the European spirit never disappeared. Maybe the war wasn't won by who should won it but we are still here ;)
@@Inventor1488 We lost the war, but we won the world. It's only a matter of time... the fourth is coming. Stay strong brother✝
@@HolyDesolateLordAs a Christian, what the actual fuck
For the Emperor
Five the emperor
Thank you.
BANZAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me when I get a zero on the history test:
(the teacher thought my answers were wrong)
Me looking at my grandfather after he spouted racist shit to my Korean prom date.
@CritKhan Sounds like an actual event that happened to you haha
@@Nerdskovliterally my thoughts lol
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jkkkkkkkkk nem ferrando
As he should, you're diluting the noble master bloodline.
WE GONNA LOCK IN WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Glad to see the resistance is still alive despite it all. We are going to make it men!
Growing everyday.
No more brother wars.
Get rid of enemies sabatoge and subterfuge keep them away restore and heal all
beautiful. perfection
I spent 4 hours waiting for the match to start and seeing that it said: press Space to start.
My face when my friend plays Sonne by Rammstein (I’ve never been more proud)
Never lose yuor smile 😊
Being a russian and a nazi is crazy dawg
🗿
😁
Kapitulieren? NEIN!
i love rammstein
Me when im taking a shit and i see a spider
It’s super cool how much this song blew up, it’s always had a special place in my heart
Me: **talking badly about**
My bestie: -Bro, teacher is behind you
Me:...
Любой человек родившийся в бункере после ядерного апокалипсиса выходит наружу:🗿
There's a reason why this video blew up to 1M
Tiny hats disliked. They will never have such features
And you will never have our features
@@tsani-bn2bk Keep your noses
@@HolyDesolateLord Idk man I’m pretty content with my looks. Don’t look too different from you “aryans” or whatever you call yourselves
Ooga wooga lmao
@@tsani-bn2bk
I read the best parts of your Talmud and I and many others are not amused.
Your time is coming, friend. Karma will not be kind to your people.
Here comes the sun.
POV: when the teacher tells your parents you got in trouble (your finished)
When your delete duolingo
Super duolingo free:
that one Pitbull Named cutie pie looking at a unsupervised toddler:
How i feel after one week of daily morning excercise, red meat and eggs and praying every night
All masculine history came in my mind
History channel:
At 3:00 AM
The american soldier who died in ww2 watching his greatgrand daughter becoming a mudshark:
whoever had the idea of putting die bereseichaft with Sonne needs a condecoration, never saw anything so hard than this
How my great grandpa looked when he was younger:
Me when i face my dad with a belt:
THE WEST HAS RISEN!
The look i give bro after saying the most vile thing and he responds with "the teacher is behind you" (based on a true story 😂)
Me when the class is dead silent including myself and my funny friend next to me yells on top of his voice "STOP TALKING TO ME!!!":
Average PF Players after many of those sweaty tryhards dominated the whole lobby:
me confidently saying "you too" to the gas station pump after it reads "please remove card"
The 4 quarters in my pocket watching me grab a dollar:
El Nino autista ase un sonido extraño:mi compa aguantando se las ganas de reí a carcajadas
Sin duda sientes un poder al escuchar tremenda melodia
when you hear mom pulling into the driveway (the chicken has not been defrosted then oven has not been pre heated the dishes are dirty the carpet is un vacuumed and the trash is still not been put away)
The entire family table after grandpa is done explaining how he would solve the Israel-Gaza conflict:
😂
Kek based Grandpa
@@theone-tg4ey He gonna do TKD
Me and bro when the teacher looks at us after laughing loud:
piece of art
I can't get the H!tler's speech out out of my head when listening to this
when your friend takes a break from training and then ur better than him when he comes back
1 Here comes die Steuer
2 und das straff Tages mit Sonne !
Thou who approaches.. destined death…..
My honest reaction to the most soul crushing, heartbreaking, depressing and traumatising event that ever happened in my life:
vendetta
It's like he's staring at me in disappointment
I can see the weeping angel from hearing this
👍👍👍
Don't Blink )))
No tears now , only dreams.
me crashing my car and realising i will end up on instagram reels
The busts are epic my friend ❤
pov how i look at my teacher of english because he give me F for nothing (my gun too look st him )
Listening Sonne while taking a shit be like
Reload refresh. Reset
me after the teacher said SILENCE!
Perfect ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Me when bro puts out the candle (we are on a fucking hot air balloon)
Когда ты Давид и твое лицо на заставке песни sonne: