Sonne - Rammstein (Slowed)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

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  • @yousseffkairi
    @yousseffkairi 9 месяцев назад +7087

    The song 🗿
    The man🗿
    The singer 🗿
    The instrumental 🗿
    The viewers🗿
    The song listener 🗿
    The saver of the song🗿
    The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿
    The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿
    The whole gym 🗿
    All the gym equipments including the mats🗿
    The gym shoes 🗿
    The one who play this at gym🗿
    All who listens it 🗿
    All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿
    The nerves of the body 🗿
    The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿
    The comments🗿
    The thoughts while writing this 🗿
    My hands while typing this 🗿
    The keyboard 🗿
    The alphabets 🗿
    RUclips 🗿
    Thumbnail 🗿
    Subtitle 🗿
    This comment 🗿
    Those who likes this comment 🗿
    Those who comment in this 🗿
    Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿
    Those who comment '' 🗿

  • @kathywisniewski862
    @kathywisniewski862 9 месяцев назад +1254

    Me when the whole friend group stares my direction when the teacher says cyber-bullying is bad

  • @lowlevelcodingch
    @lowlevelcodingch 8 месяцев назад +3613

    Judge: "Not guilty"
    Me: "Thank you I wont do it again"
    My Lawyer:

    • @Jimmy-silma
      @Jimmy-silma 4 месяца назад +146

      Thankyou I won't do it again 💀

    • @lowlevelcodingch
      @lowlevelcodingch 4 месяца назад +61

      @@Jimmy-silma ok this is way better, ima edit my comment

    • @Jack_Sparrow655
      @Jack_Sparrow655 3 месяца назад +10

      😭👍

    • @raysmit687
      @raysmit687 3 месяца назад +10

      🧍‍♂

    • @Hydra-dr8hd
      @Hydra-dr8hd 2 месяца назад +13

      It's a West-European Catholic crusader with full germanic skull from the 11th century and this complete and accurate reconstruction was made by Arno Breker

  • @JohnnyCosinus
    @JohnnyCosinus 5 месяцев назад +1882

    time traveller: are we before or after 9/11?
    george w bush: before
    time traveller:

    • @SKIPPY20
      @SKIPPY20 2 месяца назад +130

      Wait a minute 💀

    • @everythingpnw
      @everythingpnw 2 месяца назад +69

      He could think you just meant the date though

    • @leftyyyx
      @leftyyyx 2 месяца назад +44

      this is so smart wtf

    • @o_o3754
      @o_o3754 2 месяца назад +9

      @@leftyyyx nope, what if he thinks your asking date?

    • @charlien6123
      @charlien6123 2 месяца назад +3

      Your here in rome ruled by Nero Claudis slayer of Christians

  • @The509er
    @The509er 10 месяцев назад +4843

    Time traveler: Is this WW3 or WW4?
    The Revolutionary War minuteman:

  • @installshieldwizard3017
    @installshieldwizard3017 10 месяцев назад +4940

    This is how cold showers feel once you've mastered it.

    • @MesserschmittReaver
      @MesserschmittReaver 10 месяцев назад +352

      Cold showers
      SR(nofap)
      Daily exercise
      8 hours sleep
      No drugs/Alcohol
      Meditation
      -Transcendence

    • @raredays2767
      @raredays2767 10 месяцев назад +46

      @@MesserschmittReaveris this real?

    • @FloridaCrusader
      @FloridaCrusader 10 месяцев назад +85

      no meditation only prayer@@MesserschmittReaver

    • @monk_cat
      @monk_cat 10 месяцев назад +34

      Not necessarily ​@@FloridaCrusader

    • @FloridaCrusader
      @FloridaCrusader 10 месяцев назад +89

      Christ is lord and he hears your prayers @@monk_cat

  • @GustavoFerreira-xs2th
    @GustavoFerreira-xs2th 5 месяцев назад +275

    2:25 When the tooth fairy finds 57 human teeth under a child's pillow

  • @Bagigio96
    @Bagigio96 11 месяцев назад +6993

    Me after reading the first question on the math exam:

  • @AloComoMas
    @AloComoMas 9 месяцев назад +2142

    Children in the supermarket when they see someone with a minimal visible deformity:

    • @Bulsebub
      @Bulsebub 5 месяцев назад +36

      This got me

    • @lkb_runner4893
      @lkb_runner4893 3 месяца назад +29

      Its just them looking at them like🗿

    • @andreacooke39
      @andreacooke39 3 месяца назад +22

      Fr, they always stare at me like i just took down a god

    • @xspz
      @xspz 2 месяца назад +4

      @@andreacooke39 💀

    • @Scrappy909
      @Scrappy909 12 дней назад

      Lmfao

  • @jotarodripjo4449
    @jotarodripjo4449 2 месяца назад +1417

    Babies when you steal their nose

  • @Avalos-Entertainment
    @Avalos-Entertainment 11 месяцев назад +6063

    Me when mom says arigato to the Chinese waitress.

    • @sciepan666
      @sciepan666 11 месяцев назад +250

      arigato, gyro

    • @junkyporpoise4254
      @junkyporpoise4254 11 месяцев назад +76

      @@sciepan666Johnny! Lesson 5!

    • @ChillGuy2854
      @ChillGuy2854 11 месяцев назад +63

      Go johnny go go go

    • @wrathengel82
      @wrathengel82 11 месяцев назад +35

      HELP that happened to me once

    • @wrathengel82
      @wrathengel82 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@Avalos-Entertainment fr

  • @nios4839
    @nios4839 3 месяца назад +421

    “Debit or credit”
    the gun in my jacket:

  • @aspireacer178
    @aspireacer178 4 месяца назад +275

    How the therapist looks at me when I actually start telling the truth

  • @yashurishi549
    @yashurishi549 7 месяцев назад +1356

    When you rage a bit too hard during the night and you stop hearing your dad's snoring

    • @cronobloxedits
      @cronobloxedits 5 месяцев назад +83

      life flashing in front of my eyes 💀

    • @KisFasirt_HUN
      @KisFasirt_HUN 4 месяца назад +21

      🤬.....🤨🤔😳😳😳😳

    • @reesewilkerson529
      @reesewilkerson529 3 месяца назад +33

      hier kommt die Papa

    • @Jeff-lf4hy
      @Jeff-lf4hy 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@reesewilkerson529*der

    • @aidan-yr1yk
      @aidan-yr1yk Месяц назад +3

      Du hast ein sie vater.

  • @lightning5830
    @lightning5830 11 месяцев назад +5322

    Average grandfather lore :

    • @JohnnyRico118
      @JohnnyRico118 9 месяцев назад +33

      lmao

    • @Caezar999
      @Caezar999 9 месяцев назад +138

      🇩🇪 👴

    • @HileiYT
      @HileiYT 9 месяцев назад +99

      ​@@Caezar999 reminds me of that Austrian painter

    • @wxnterstxry9770
      @wxnterstxry9770 9 месяцев назад +22

      @@HileiYT AYO💀💀

    • @Atomic0907
      @Atomic0907 9 месяцев назад +78

      My grandpa never told me what he did in Vietnam he only ever said he enjoyed it

  • @Marie-su7yy
    @Marie-su7yy 6 месяцев назад +208

    Yall remind me in 10 years to go back to this masterpiece

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn 4 месяца назад

      Randy, your stiiiicks!

    • @parakeetbudgie
      @parakeetbudgie 2 месяца назад

      Ok

    • @BoxerdudeT_T
      @BoxerdudeT_T 2 месяца назад

      Set an alarm for the next 10 years😬

    • @leonidas13356
      @leonidas13356 Месяц назад

      Alarm set

    • @JTD416
      @JTD416 Месяц назад

      Four months now still some time left but ima be broken alarm

  • @MyraHeavenGift
    @MyraHeavenGift 11 месяцев назад +3474

    Me trying to copy bro's homework but its written in a unknown ancient language that he can't even read

    • @arianathearyan
      @arianathearyan 10 месяцев назад +100

      Handwriting moment

    • @JESSEPlNKMANN
      @JESSEPlNKMANN 10 месяцев назад +57

      literally me but im bro

    • @kylarai3860
      @kylarai3860 9 месяцев назад +18

      It's for your bro to do, not you, lol wth

    • @arianathearyan
      @arianathearyan 9 месяцев назад

      @@kylarai3860bruh bro means friend but you’re a girl so you won’t understand

    • @C79YT
      @C79YT 8 месяцев назад

      stolen comment ☠️

  • @Robotic_edits
    @Robotic_edits 11 месяцев назад +2142

    How the teacher looks at me after reading my essay on how to stop bullying :

    • @alexandrefillot9600
      @alexandrefillot9600 9 месяцев назад +99

      You should have labelled it Last Solution. The other word has already been in use for decades, so you're losing points for copyright infringement.

    • @m.a.g.y.1796
      @m.a.g.y.1796 8 месяцев назад +62

      Fair point! Bullying won't exist if there are *NONE LEFT*

    • @Cristopher762
      @Cristopher762 7 месяцев назад +15

      Escola mais tranquila dos Estados Unidos

    • @PH_29
      @PH_29 7 месяцев назад

      @@Cristopher762os cara lá é doido né mn kkkkk

    • @Mnstr-lv5bs
      @Mnstr-lv5bs 7 месяцев назад

      Juujika no Rokunin :D

  • @gmodmachinimas11
    @gmodmachinimas11 2 месяца назад +530

    Me when i have to work for the rest of my life when some random girl who said "hawk tuah" is making millions:

    • @Epic_mi_railfan
      @Epic_mi_railfan Месяц назад +49

      Fr I hate the hawk tuah girl

    • @redking4260
      @redking4260 Месяц назад

      Hi im saul good dis you know you have rights theres this thing called the second amendment🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔫🔫😈😈

    • @blazingsummit
      @blazingsummit Месяц назад +29

      I hate my life

    • @los_gofiones
      @los_gofiones Месяц назад +29

      ​​@@blazingsummitkeep your chin up mate

    • @blazingsummit
      @blazingsummit Месяц назад +16

      @@los_gofiones Ill try man

  • @trojanjpg
    @trojanjpg 11 месяцев назад +1355

    My life flashing before my eyes after bro says there's a teacher behind me right after i said the most diabolical, sexist, inhumane, disturbing, homophobic, transphobic thing ever known to a man

    • @karlisulmanis3810
      @karlisulmanis3810 11 месяцев назад +48

      sexist and inhumane at the same level lmao

    • @Nates_Edits
      @Nates_Edits 10 месяцев назад +7

      Same 🗿

    • @junaid.f1lms
      @junaid.f1lms 9 месяцев назад +7

      To be honest, I just accept it.

    • @Dmachina666
      @Dmachina666 9 месяцев назад +27

      And then the teacher agrees 🌝🌚

    • @liamflanagin7134
      @liamflanagin7134 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@Dmachina666 this has actually happend to me believe it or not

  • @fizzie6902
    @fizzie6902 8 месяцев назад +595

    Everyone in the Irish pub when someone with a British accent walks in:

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 3 месяца назад +29

      Come out, ye black and tans-

    • @TokenishTrinket
      @TokenishTrinket 3 месяца назад +18

      The English patron looking at the Irish copying his culture: 🗿

    • @Dryhten1801
      @Dryhten1801 3 месяца назад +6

      The Irish and Brits love each other they're always at the Irish bars around Europe

    • @Carter18_editzzz
      @Carter18_editzzz Месяц назад +2

      1:46 is the sound when he walks in

    • @TokenishTrinket
      @TokenishTrinket Месяц назад +1

      @@Dryhten1801 True.

  • @Gonxp12
    @Gonxp12 5 месяцев назад +5250

    Me looking at an immigrant.

    • @StrangeAeons13
      @StrangeAeons13 5 месяцев назад +357

      Same.

    • @IronWill-n5k
      @IronWill-n5k 4 месяца назад

      You mean illegal migrants?

    • @hyun0333
      @hyun0333 4 месяца назад +410

      Stay mad kid

    • @hksy2k
      @hksy2k 4 месяца назад

      *will probably fuck u up so stay away.

    • @manisdemisgod
      @manisdemisgod 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@hyun0333GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

  • @agentbrownie
    @agentbrownie 9 месяцев назад +89

    when you hear mom pulling into the driveway (the chicken has not been defrosted then oven has not been pre heated the dishes are dirty the carpet is un vacuumed and the trash is still not been put away)

    • @oatwizard
      @oatwizard 3 месяца назад +9

      Смешно, что дети со всех краев земли сталкиваются с одной и той же проблемой

    • @Fugitive685
      @Fugitive685 Месяц назад +3

      That’s on you.

  • @cozz8604
    @cozz8604 10 месяцев назад +1515

    Mordecai & Rigby: Skips we need your help.
    Skips:

    • @user-ii3lg4tv8q
      @user-ii3lg4tv8q 9 месяцев назад +24

      Fr💀

    • @bjnation2450
      @bjnation2450 8 месяцев назад +7

      You won with that comment🤣🤣🤣

    • @bafumino297
      @bafumino297 8 месяцев назад +25

      Skip: i know the solution for this extremely specific problem

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 8 месяцев назад +17

      @@bafumino297 Skips is a real G. His mind is like a steel trap...

    • @FrancisL4D
      @FrancisL4D 9 дней назад +1

      "Ive seen this before"

  • @parcinesfahani3331
    @parcinesfahani3331 3 месяца назад +94

    POV My lawyer watching me talk my way from a parking ticket to a death sentence:

  • @guyguyson5426
    @guyguyson5426 11 месяцев назад +2064

    History test:
    Edit: We dominated the comment section, Aeterna vitrix boys

    • @stanzer09
      @stanzer09 11 месяцев назад +145

      Using a calculator on a history test be like:

    • @romano83
      @romano83 11 месяцев назад +49

      I know what type of man you are.
      ​@@stanzer09

    • @guyguyson5426
      @guyguyson5426 11 месяцев назад +16

      @@stanzer09 indeed

    • @stanzer09
      @stanzer09 11 месяцев назад +27

      @@romano83 A king.

    • @romano83
      @romano83 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@stanzer09Yeah
      Zé stanzer

  • @Giga_Shrek
    @Giga_Shrek 11 месяцев назад +1269

    Me staring at my phone after i woke up 10 mins before my alarm :

    • @GOOD-f4i
      @GOOD-f4i 9 месяцев назад +37

      🗿

    • @airlesscanvas2887
      @airlesscanvas2887 4 месяца назад +7

      I somehow wake up 30 minutes to an hour before mine. My alarms set for 6:30 am

    • @dumbcook42
      @dumbcook42 3 месяца назад +1

      @@airlesscanvas2887 True same

    • @CarusoEditx
      @CarusoEditx 2 месяца назад

      That one is true

    • @ronankomarnicki
      @ronankomarnicki 2 месяца назад

      880th liker

  • @Soldier_of_Christ1
    @Soldier_of_Christ1 4 месяца назад +206

    Me losing the game, the "N" key looking at me

    • @a12fe154
      @a12fe154 Месяц назад +21

      Me losing the game, the "I" key looking at me

    • @Larvin-i3t
      @Larvin-i3t Месяц назад +21

      Me losing the game: The "G" key looking at me

    • @gamegame-jm3zm
      @gamegame-jm3zm Месяц назад +21

      Me losing the game, the "G" key looking at me

    • @Larvin-i3t
      @Larvin-i3t Месяц назад +20

      Me losing the game: The "E" key looking at me

    • @CherniyEgor3038
      @CherniyEgor3038 Месяц назад +20

      Me losing the game: The "R" key looking at me

  • @fusix92
    @fusix92 8 месяцев назад +277

    Time traveller: Is this WW1 or WW2?
    The WW1 soldier:

    • @ardentfire3956
      @ardentfire3956 Месяц назад

      Hitler: Der erste.

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. Месяц назад +9

      It was more or less just one war with an intermission and team balancing done between rounds.

    • @lehmthemerc7
      @lehmthemerc7 16 дней назад +1

      "The Great War to end all wars"

  • @Twistermobilelegends
    @Twistermobilelegends 3 месяца назад +91

    0:16 this part >>>>

    • @BoostedPastime
      @BoostedPastime 28 дней назад +1

      It really gives me Requiem For A Dream vibes or the original Matrix.

  • @kjolskistudios
    @kjolskistudios 9 месяцев назад +355

    Grandpa when you ask him what happened to his abusive father:

  • @catthumbsup48
    @catthumbsup48 9 месяцев назад +2650

    Phineas: I know what were going to do today!
    Ferb:

  • @aymen_b1267
    @aymen_b1267 4 месяца назад +112

    "Hi dad, how was work today?"
    The dad:

  • @TheAmazinggg416
    @TheAmazinggg416 11 месяцев назад +817

    My reaction to the most heartbreaking event in my life:

    • @HAMZyusuf
      @HAMZyusuf 8 месяцев назад +12

      😔😭🗿

    • @Warcrimesinbosnia
      @Warcrimesinbosnia 7 месяцев назад +14

      I respect you. If this is how you would react than yeah I respect you

    • @HAMZyusuf
      @HAMZyusuf 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Warcrimesinbosnia real my girl broke up with me so 😭🥲🗿

    • @Warcrimesinbosnia
      @Warcrimesinbosnia 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@HAMZyusufsorry man funny thing is after my parents divorced my step father abused me and my mom lol

    • @BAAAAGHGH
      @BAAAAGHGH 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@Warcrimesinbosniaah sorry to hear that, hope you’re doing well now

  • @Person947
    @Person947 9 месяцев назад +1164

    that one Pitbull Named cutie pie looking at a unsupervised toddler:

    • @Hydra-dr8hd
      @Hydra-dr8hd 5 месяцев назад +17

      The sculpture in the videoo is a reconstruction of a 11th century Catholic crusader from the area of Lotharingia near Flanders and Germany area
      The skull is full germanic (obviously, most crusaders were of full germanic origin)
      The sculptor that did the reconstruction was Arno Breker

    • @iyadbird
      @iyadbird 5 месяцев назад +40

      meanwhile pitbull Named "destoryer of gods" ready to throw away its life to save the toddler:

    • @deathsss666
      @deathsss666 4 месяца назад

      @@iyadbird DoG dog

    • @Low_fee.6937
      @Low_fee.6937 3 месяца назад

      ​@Hydra-dr8hd sure, sculpture gives arnold schwarzenneger vibes

    • @JoeMama-xz9zc
      @JoeMama-xz9zc 17 дней назад

      Austrian painter ❌
      Austrian Pinscher (dog breed)

  • @Mrrizzler2
    @Mrrizzler2 2 месяца назад +39

    Japanese people:it’s a nice day today
    The Atomic Bomb in the air:

  • @kiwigoose698
    @kiwigoose698 9 месяцев назад +1025

    New Zealand finding old Zealand:

    • @rastinrafee8805
      @rastinrafee8805 6 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @aaronsgsm284
      @aaronsgsm284 5 месяцев назад +24

      Zeeland is a provincie in the netherlands they discoverd it then england took it over so technically

    • @kiwigoose698
      @kiwigoose698 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@aaronsgsm284 yep, cheeky Abel Tasman.

    • @LightYagami-ik1cg
      @LightYagami-ik1cg 3 месяца назад

      @@rastinrafee8805oh wow😂😂😂

    • @rastinrafee8805
      @rastinrafee8805 3 месяца назад +1

      @@LightYagami-ik1cg light yagami💀💀💀☠️☠️

  • @sciepan666
    @sciepan666 Год назад +1787

    me when i have to shit:

  • @HF-dw6nx
    @HF-dw6nx 4 месяца назад +131

    1939 Stalin : I'm glad we signed a 10 years truce with that crazy dude
    1941 Stalin : *hears this song* Why do I hear boss music ?

    • @FishbedMyBeloved
      @FishbedMyBeloved 4 месяца назад +28

      1945 stalin:

    • @bulltar274
      @bulltar274 2 месяца назад +10

      Stalin's face when germans offered to exchange his captured son for the general

    • @korzink8
      @korzink8 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@bulltar274 German reaction after he declined:

    • @atanaZion
      @atanaZion Месяц назад

      That's thr sound of Hitler making one of his worst mistakes

    • @BoostedPastime
      @BoostedPastime 28 дней назад

      ​@@korzink8Soviet soldiers in a town of German women.

  • @gamerboyx5431
    @gamerboyx5431 10 месяцев назад +992

    How the teacher looks at me once she reads my essay on how to solve overpopulation:

    • @lumi240
      @lumi240 9 месяцев назад +35

      Hunter eyes >>>

    • @WB20013
      @WB20013 7 месяцев назад +53

      The ideas of the Austrian artist...

    • @NK-uu2vt
      @NK-uu2vt 6 месяцев назад +15

      Thanos Snap

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey 5 месяцев назад

      I didnt say do it. Dont attack me over hypotheticals and speculative. Please stop spamming me

    • @X_Mysterium
      @X_Mysterium 4 месяца назад +9

      eren yeager

  • @theap0killyp1k2
    @theap0killyp1k2 8 месяцев назад +159

    Me when I'm watching a comedy alone and I hear laughing next to me:

    • @s.apamplona7131
      @s.apamplona7131 7 месяцев назад +12

      But it was just the kid you kidnapped 🗿

    • @HereJohnsonCave
      @HereJohnsonCave 25 дней назад

      @@s.apamplona7131true, I was the kid

  • @richardgonzalez6409
    @richardgonzalez6409 9 дней назад +15

    "Bro that was racist"
    Me barely scratching the surface:

  • @FirstnameLastname-qe3ry
    @FirstnameLastname-qe3ry 11 месяцев назад +571

    Me when my polish friend says Gracias to the Filipino worker in the chinese kitchen making an indian dish in ireland

  • @saxonskelter1193
    @saxonskelter1193 10 месяцев назад +22

    It’s super cool how much this song blew up, it’s always had a special place in my heart

  • @cheeseflavoredsoda3262
    @cheeseflavoredsoda3262 2 месяца назад +66

    6 million must listen to this song.

  • @AboveAverageAlessandro
    @AboveAverageAlessandro 10 месяцев назад +127

    My face when my friend plays Sonne by Rammstein (I’ve never been more proud)

  • @Grayback12
    @Grayback12 8 месяцев назад +92

    Time traveler: “Is this before or after hitler died?”
    The german officer:

  • @enderfries6213
    @enderfries6213 4 месяца назад +34

    Judge: okay case dismissed, not guilty
    Me: thanks man i wont do it again
    My lawyer:

    • @sipe2982
      @sipe2982 2 дня назад

      bro copying comments 💀

  • @JonesJackson-vm1yv
    @JonesJackson-vm1yv 8 месяцев назад +385

    pov the toilet seat is warm

    • @Kitzelofficial
      @Kitzelofficial 7 месяцев назад +95

      But you’re home alone

    • @Maksimlevykin
      @Maksimlevykin 7 месяцев назад

      ​И вообще это деревенский туалет ​@@Kitzelofficial

    • @sunshineskystar
      @sunshineskystar 7 месяцев назад

      That's not what POV means. The literacy crisis is real.

    • @BADDOC415
      @BADDOC415 4 месяца назад +8

      And it's 54°c outside.

    • @dankdyltch5366
      @dankdyltch5366 3 месяца назад +5

      @@BADDOC415I think I’d actually die at 54°c I’m Canadian

  • @pesutoishi1934
    @pesutoishi1934 6 месяцев назад +258

    NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT START MEWING
    LITTLE GERMAN BOY:

    • @ThornMocha
      @ThornMocha Месяц назад +5

      NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY NOT THE CHERNOBYL POWER PLANT
      The German boy after overcoming the radiation:

    • @pls2103
      @pls2103 Месяц назад +1

      not funny, mewing doesnt work

    • @pesutoishi1934
      @pesutoishi1934 Месяц назад +3

      "Mewing dosnt work"🤓

    • @pls2103
      @pls2103 Месяц назад

      @@pesutoishi1934 show ur face before and after

    • @pesutoishi1934
      @pesutoishi1934 Месяц назад

      Brother the original post was a joke you're just a neek

  • @rosekeyes3189
    @rosekeyes3189 4 месяца назад +21

    My grandmother, a Slovian immigrant to the USA, worked in factors (in America) to produce weapons for WW2. She cried when the war ended because so many people lost work when these weapon-producing factories closed down.
    I love this band and I love German culture. I encourage people to listen to the beauty that Germans produce and do research on what brought on the two wars. Don't listen to American propaganda that one side was evil and one was pure white

    • @ER-nh9ss
      @ER-nh9ss 4 месяца назад

      That's Jewish propaganda

    • @ER-nh9ss
      @ER-nh9ss 4 месяца назад

      Ask what books the Germans were burning, what were they trying to prevent? And look to the present

    • @ayelitlol9081
      @ayelitlol9081 16 дней назад

      One side was pure white tho

    • @DaveBloke-tg5wv
      @DaveBloke-tg5wv 16 дней назад

      @@ayelitlol9081 The only way

    • @JohnSmith-mc2zz
      @JohnSmith-mc2zz 7 дней назад +2

      Rammstein are basically a parody of the fash littering his comment section but they're too ignorant to notice.

  • @_andrew18
    @_andrew18 11 месяцев назад +507

    Peace of art .

    • @sabinakallaba4611
      @sabinakallaba4611 11 месяцев назад +25

      War and painter of art 🦅🇩🇪😎💪🤚💀

    • @mechv0d
      @mechv0d 11 месяцев назад

      @@sabinakallaba4611 чел 💀

    • @PaoCybernetico
      @PaoCybernetico 10 месяцев назад +7

      ​@sabinakallaba4611remmstein is probally the biggest hater of adolf

    • @justinmckay6309
      @justinmckay6309 10 месяцев назад

      Yes

    • @Ptaku93
      @Ptaku93 10 месяцев назад +2

      Not piece?

  • @HriomDas-sf2gh
    @HriomDas-sf2gh 11 месяцев назад +602

    Kids when they see a person with no legs

  • @ETHANLEONGSENGJITStudent
    @ETHANLEONGSENGJITStudent Месяц назад +36

    Teacher: *punishes the whole class for being noisy*
    That one quiet kid who didn't say anything:

  • @Тесак18
    @Тесак18 11 месяцев назад +720

    Когда мама сказала отключить плиту но ты забыл и сидя на уроке слышишь взрыв

  • @Frieren_a_freira_defeituosa
    @Frieren_a_freira_defeituosa 11 месяцев назад +360

    I awake at 5 am

  • @Usher-Death
    @Usher-Death 22 дня назад +12

    Me reading "Conspiracy theories," and i start "Noticing"

    • @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
      @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 21 день назад +4

      Me when I realize they still were shooting even after the USS Liberty raised the American flag.

  • @journeyto100channel2
    @journeyto100channel2 11 месяцев назад +171

    When I see my 3rd serving of Those Texas Roadhouse Rolls coming.🗿

    • @kaiserepsilon4011
      @kaiserepsilon4011 11 месяцев назад +9

      I don't blame you.
      That shit is like Manna if it never stopped falling.

    • @239.Gabe9
      @239.Gabe9 9 месяцев назад +1

      🗿

    • @TheFinnishTanker
      @TheFinnishTanker 8 месяцев назад +1

      LMAO

    • @Atrio-o4t
      @Atrio-o4t Месяц назад

      You're not sigma buddy

    • @CybrosPrime
      @CybrosPrime 2 дня назад

      @@kaiserepsilon4011 Bible reference 🗿🗿🗿

  • @tsiegemund85
    @tsiegemund85 11 месяцев назад +427

    How I look at myself in the mirror every morning because I'm still alive

    • @stefanos_g_ss5434
      @stefanos_g_ss5434 10 месяцев назад +10

      real

    • @installshieldwizard3017
      @installshieldwizard3017 9 месяцев назад +8

      And a failure

    • @arianathearyan
      @arianathearyan 9 месяцев назад

      Edgy

    • @MajoraJamora
      @MajoraJamora 3 месяца назад +2

      Fact brother. Being alive and well (and hopefully healthy) are the most important things to always be grateful for and gain confidence from. If you're alive you're you, you can do what ever you need to do, right in this moment.
      Don't let thought take over or doubts win, confusing your emotional state or making you think you're something you're not.
      Just be you and keep discovering and shaping who that is with every moment and little tweak of the body & mind. Nameste 🙏

  • @angelazuremoto4330
    @angelazuremoto4330 3 месяца назад +34

    Pinocchio: Roasting the living hell out of me *His nose is not growing*
    me: 0:27

    • @its_Hazer
      @its_Hazer 15 дней назад

      So.. he's not roasting you.

  • @gustaviokkk5422
    @gustaviokkk5422 10 месяцев назад +42

    whoever had the idea of putting die bereseichaft with Sonne needs a condecoration, never saw anything so hard than this

    • @halostryke
      @halostryke Месяц назад +2

      I was wondering what the statue name was. Thank you

    • @gustaviokkk5422
      @gustaviokkk5422 Месяц назад +2

      @halostryke no prblm, the sculptor is named arno breker and has a lot of statues like these

  • @Gmmmw13
    @Gmmmw13 10 месяцев назад +299

    WE BUILDING ROME WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️

    • @elarmeroalquimista
      @elarmeroalquimista 8 месяцев назад +26

      More like germania

    • @BrayanGonzalez-jj4gv
      @BrayanGonzalez-jj4gv 8 месяцев назад +23

      The fourth Reich with it 🗣️

    • @merial9
      @merial9 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@BrayanGonzalez-jj4gvMore like Failure Reich.

    • @lukea4266
      @lukea4266 3 месяца назад

      Bot comment

    • @aussieglizzy
      @aussieglizzy 2 месяца назад +1

      @@merial9You’re going back.

  • @PbandJellystone
    @PbandJellystone 3 месяца назад +42

    Toddlers when their iPad died and the only entertainment is to stare at a disabled guy on the subway:

  • @Miintyys
    @Miintyys 10 месяцев назад +316

    The cartel members when you say goku sucks

    • @Chilly019
      @Chilly019 10 месяцев назад +11

      Facts

    • @Southerner6
      @Southerner6 9 месяцев назад +9

      Real

    • @-m-a-r-c-
      @-m-a-r-c- 4 месяца назад +8

      That one Guy with the machete knife :

  • @johncharter9073
    @johncharter9073 9 месяцев назад +242

    “Bro, did you do the homework? It was so hard.”
    “Yeah, especially the back.”
    Me: 0:34

    • @natasha-d2w
      @natasha-d2w 8 месяцев назад +1

      lmao fr

    • @Agent-xg1ye
      @Agent-xg1ye 7 месяцев назад +3

      It happend to me once, the time for the test wasn't due yet and the teacher said me: I'm sorry but I can't give the test back to you... I could have got a 10, but because of that, I got a 7😢

    • @Aredits23737
      @Aredits23737 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Agent-xg1ye no problem bro, it's still better Marks! Keep it up and forget that 😊

  • @RealGoku_54
    @RealGoku_54 16 дней назад +4

    As a german ,i can understamd the lyrics and it still slaps. The iconic line : Wir kommen für die sonne
    Is on english: We are coming for the sun.

    • @Markiestt
      @Markiestt День назад

      The black sun 🙂

  • @theone-tg4ey
    @theone-tg4ey 11 месяцев назад +78

    beautiful. perfection

  • @wrathengel82
    @wrathengel82 11 месяцев назад +53

    i love rammstein

  • @randomuser_1320
    @randomuser_1320 Месяц назад +11

    the song that i didnt search but the song that i needed.

  • @bigsmoke9421
    @bigsmoke9421 10 месяцев назад +52

    There's a reason why this video blew up to 1M

  • @Zoms_234
    @Zoms_234 8 месяцев назад +115

    here comes the sun!⚡⚡

    • @Michael-ex8lk
      @Michael-ex8lk 6 месяцев назад +13

      Me witnessing the nuclear explosion about to wipe out everything I ever knew and loved.

    • @Унмеито
      @Унмеито 3 месяца назад +10

      And the lightning ⚡️⚡️

  • @Ruduwbs8h37y2gsi8
    @Ruduwbs8h37y2gsi8 Месяц назад +40

    "Is this WWI or WWII?" The Irish peasant that nearly died fighting for his straw hut in 1375:

  • @Lifegotmid
    @Lifegotmid 11 месяцев назад +487

    Joestar Family: *Exsist*
    Dio:

  • @zandhart983
    @zandhart983 11 месяцев назад +150

    i have been listening to it for hours now, to the point i lost count.

  • @_bellona_792
    @_bellona_792 17 дней назад +7

    *fire alarm sounds*
    Teacher: Stay calm!
    Calm:

  • @driftapogers8138
    @driftapogers8138 11 месяцев назад +158

    Me when i see a spider when im taking a shit (theres nothing i can do)

  • @ilyanemes2183
    @ilyanemes2183 8 месяцев назад +76

    Teacher after reading my essay on how to solve world hunger

    • @ESDRONGO-mk7
      @ESDRONGO-mk7 2 месяца назад +1

      (it was killing everyone)

  • @Hydra-dr8hd
    @Hydra-dr8hd 2 месяца назад +15

    It's a West-European Catholic crusader with full germanic skull from the 11th century and this complete and accurate reconstruction was made by Arno Breker

  • @kileyli123
    @kileyli123 10 месяцев назад +118

    My honest reaction to the most soul crushing, heartbreaking, depressing and traumatising event that ever happened in my life:

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey 9 месяцев назад +3

      vendetta

    • @ArgonNoble
      @ArgonNoble 4 месяца назад +4

      Based

    • @harvey1445
      @harvey1445 3 месяца назад +2

      This one hits hard

    • @Cayden_Revon
      @Cayden_Revon Месяц назад

      ruclips.net/user/shorts0LWxIS3f3Ps?feature=shared
      fr

    • @BoostedPastime
      @BoostedPastime 28 дней назад

      So many men can relate to this, especially soldiers.

  • @gonsouth380
    @gonsouth380 8 месяцев назад +39

    "German painter visits france :😃
    "Austrian painter visits france :💀

  • @thewatcher1914
    @thewatcher1914 3 месяца назад +4

    أغنية قوية ، لا أفهم معانيها لكن أنا متيقن أنها مخصصة للرجال فقط ، الرجل الذي لا يكذب ولا ينافق و لا يخون ، الرجل الذي يحب وطنه و يغار عليه كما يحب زوجته و يغار عليها .
    تحية لكم من المغرب 🇲🇦

  • @damnson0813
    @damnson0813 9 месяцев назад +34

    The american soldier who died in ww2 watching his greatgrand daughter becoming a mudshark:

  • @johntimothychavaria964
    @johntimothychavaria964 11 месяцев назад +82

    me staring at my officemates after they just heard the most brutal shit i have ever experienced in my life at the office restroom:

  • @madhavgamerstar
    @madhavgamerstar Месяц назад +12

    "I never went to any academy, but I conquered all of Europa on my own."-April, 1945

    • @maxtravers1314
      @maxtravers1314 21 день назад +2

      And then lost it all on his own and had to choose between putting lead into his frontal lobe and being tortured to death
      Womp-womp, cry harder

    • @madhavgamerstar
      @madhavgamerstar 21 день назад +1

      @maxtravers1314 1 vs whole world even whole world can't defeat him for years
      Better luck next time lil bro

    • @cps3119
      @cps3119 21 день назад +2

      @@maxtravers1314 "my spirit will rise from the grave and the world will know I was right" Mock all you want. You can't stop what's coming...

    • @madhavgamerstar
      @madhavgamerstar 21 день назад

      @@cps3119 fr

    • @notsql
      @notsql День назад

      >hyper ultranationalist, militaristic society
      >supposedly the Aryan master race
      >fights one (1) war
      >loses

  • @juli_brmz4392
    @juli_brmz4392 11 месяцев назад +73

    History channel:

  • @lalocortes6799
    @lalocortes6799 11 месяцев назад +57

    Es ist der hellste Stern von allen✨❤

    • @gamebro496
      @gamebro496 11 месяцев назад +7

      Und wird nie vom Himmel fallen

    • @heisenberg4977
      @heisenberg4977 10 месяцев назад +13

      Gott segne uns!🇩🇪✝️

    • @SteelReaper4450
      @SteelReaper4450 7 месяцев назад +1

      Fünf, Hier kommt die Sonne!

    • @Agent-xg1ye
      @Agent-xg1ye 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@heisenberg4977bro you are German-Italian right?

  • @CodaTV2010
    @CodaTV2010 Месяц назад +18

    When 2 White British people find eachother in London:

    • @magicmachine1637
      @magicmachine1637 Месяц назад

      dork

    • @CodaTV2010
      @CodaTV2010 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@magicmachine1637Don't know why you got so mad at a comment joking about the truth. Finding a white person in some places in London is like where's Waldo. This is replacement.

  • @human_entropy7958
    @human_entropy7958 9 месяцев назад +22

    me when the girl im talking to asks if I'm talking to other girls:

  • @blitzy3244
    @blitzy3244 9 месяцев назад +162

    Me when the black lady talks in the movie theater:

    • @Neyc_
      @Neyc_ 8 месяцев назад

      Racism? Cringe child

    • @dfdf-rj8jr
      @dfdf-rj8jr 7 месяцев назад +9

      i spit out my drink

    • @raxusveritas
      @raxusveritas 7 месяцев назад

      I don't get it

    • @mrmidnight8565
      @mrmidnight8565 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@raxusveritasthat’s the point

    • @jonhy8351
      @jonhy8351 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@raxusveritasjust plain racism

  • @spritiy3545
    @spritiy3545 5 месяцев назад +7

    As a German who has just heard that, I can say, now I can conquer the whole world

  • @RealHumanGuy_
    @RealHumanGuy_ 11 месяцев назад +93

    Me when I get a zero on the history test:
    (the teacher thought my answers were wrong)

  • @catdogs4215
    @catdogs4215 10 месяцев назад +65

    german metal is the best thing ever created.

    • @installshieldwizard3017
      @installshieldwizard3017 Месяц назад +2

      Everything created by the Germans is the best

    • @GoofyAssKid103
      @GoofyAssKid103 Месяц назад

      @@installshieldwizard3017 especially their tanks in the world war era

  • @ijnyuudachi4917
    @ijnyuudachi4917 4 месяца назад +17

    Me when I'm playing rock paper scissors with my reflection and I lose:

  • @umemonouniverso6843
    @umemonouniverso6843 11 месяцев назад +94

    I spent 4 hours waiting for the match to start and seeing that it said: press Space to start.

  • @Kaido818
    @Kaido818 10 месяцев назад +26

    POV: when the teacher tells your parents you got in trouble (your finished)

  • @LoopsLoveHate
    @LoopsLoveHate Месяц назад +1

    Bro This Is The Best Mix Version I’ve Heard!!

  • @NatilCort
    @NatilCort 10 месяцев назад +69

    Me seeing bro change his sleep position
    Also me on bro's funeral:

  • @leisureclubaestheticambien8376
    @leisureclubaestheticambien8376 2 месяца назад +70

    Me in this life knowing Jesus already Won 🏆

    • @NovaInquisicaoGN315
      @NovaInquisicaoGN315 2 месяца назад +4

      Me when God thinks on me
      Me when I think on him

    • @KenuZz.111
      @KenuZz.111 2 месяца назад +1

      There is no god🗿

    • @installshieldwizard3017
      @installshieldwizard3017 Месяц назад +4

      With the heal of the Father, the Son and Holy Spirit the satanic globalist curse will fall

    • @Adam778
      @Adam778 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@KenuZz.111 respect other religions

    • @countdrak3247
      @countdrak3247 Месяц назад +1

      @@KenuZz.111 ooooohh maaa scieeeeence right?)

  • @carl025
    @carl025 10 месяцев назад +25

    How i feel after one week of daily morning excercise, red meat and eggs and praying every night

  • @iorbbiches
    @iorbbiches 11 месяцев назад +53

    Me when im taking a shit and i see a spider