Sonne - Rammstein (Slowed)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @yousseffkairi
    @yousseffkairi 8 месяцев назад +5923

    The song 🗿
    The man🗿
    The singer 🗿
    The instrumental 🗿
    The viewers🗿
    The song listener 🗿
    The saver of the song🗿
    The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿
    The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿
    The whole gym 🗿
    All the gym equipments including the mats🗿
    The gym shoes 🗿
    The one who play this at gym🗿
    All who listens it 🗿
    All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿
    The nerves of the body 🗿
    The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this🗿
    The comments🗿
    The thoughts while writing this 🗿
    My hands while typing this 🗿
    The keyboard 🗿
    The alphabets 🗿
    RUclips 🗿
    Thumbnail 🗿
    Subtitle 🗿
    This comment 🗿
    Those who likes this comment 🗿
    Those who comment in this 🗿
    Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿
    Those who comment '' 🗿

  • @lowlevelcodingch
    @lowlevelcodingch 7 месяцев назад +2158

    Judge: "Not guilty"
    Me: "Thank you I wont do it again"
    My Lawyer:

    • @Jimmy-silma
      @Jimmy-silma 3 месяца назад +95

      Thankyou I won't do it again 💀

    • @lowlevelcodingch
      @lowlevelcodingch 3 месяца назад +45

      @@Jimmy-silma ok this is way better, ima edit my comment

    • @Jack_Sparrow655
      @Jack_Sparrow655 2 месяца назад +6

      😭👍

    • @raysmit687
      @raysmit687 2 месяца назад +5

      🧍‍♂

    • @Hydra-dr8hd
      @Hydra-dr8hd Месяц назад +5

      It's a West-European Catholic crusader with full germanic skull from the 11th century and this complete and accurate reconstruction was made by Arno Breker

  • @kathywisniewski862
    @kathywisniewski862 8 месяцев назад +903

    Me when the whole friend group stares my direction when the teacher says cyber-bullying is bad

  • @JohnnyCosinus
    @JohnnyCosinus 4 месяца назад +741

    time traveller: are we before or after 9/11?
    george w bush: before
    time traveller:

    • @SKIPPY20
      @SKIPPY20 Месяц назад +60

      Wait a minute 💀

    • @everythingpnw
      @everythingpnw Месяц назад +25

      He could think you just meant the date though

    • @leftyyyx
      @leftyyyx Месяц назад +15

      this is so smart wtf

    • @o_o3754
      @o_o3754 Месяц назад +3

      @@leftyyyx nope, what if he thinks your asking date?

    • @charlien6123
      @charlien6123 Месяц назад +1

      Your here in rome ruled by Nero Claudis slayer of Christians

  • @installshieldwizard3017
    @installshieldwizard3017 9 месяцев назад +4092

    This is how cold showers feel once you've mastered it.

    • @MesserschmittReaver
      @MesserschmittReaver 9 месяцев назад +291

      Cold showers
      SR(nofap)
      Daily exercise
      8 hours sleep
      No drugs/Alcohol
      Meditation
      -Transcendence

    • @raredays2767
      @raredays2767 9 месяцев назад +36

      @@MesserschmittReaveris this real?

    • @FloridaCrusader
      @FloridaCrusader 9 месяцев назад +70

      no meditation only prayer@@MesserschmittReaver

    • @Transcendent_Jil
      @Transcendent_Jil 9 месяцев назад +25

      Not necessarily ​@@FloridaCrusader

    • @FloridaCrusader
      @FloridaCrusader 9 месяцев назад +72

      Christ is lord and he hears your prayers @@Transcendent_Jil

  • @Bagigio96
    @Bagigio96 10 месяцев назад +6248

    Me after reading the first question on the math exam:

  • @yashurishi549
    @yashurishi549 6 месяцев назад +886

    When you rage a bit too hard during the night and you stop hearing your dad's snoring

  • @The509er
    @The509er 9 месяцев назад +4173

    Time traveler: Is this WW3 or WW4?
    The Revolutionary War minuteman:

  • @Avalos-Entertainment
    @Avalos-Entertainment 10 месяцев назад +5610

    Me when mom says arigato to the Chinese waitress.

    • @sciepan666
      @sciepan666 10 месяцев назад +224

      arigato, gyro

    • @junkyporpoise4254
      @junkyporpoise4254 10 месяцев назад +71

      @@sciepan666Johnny! Lesson 5!

    • @ChillGuy2854
      @ChillGuy2854 10 месяцев назад +59

      Go johnny go go go

    • @wrathengel82
      @wrathengel82 10 месяцев назад +34

      HELP that happened to me once

    • @wrathengel82
      @wrathengel82 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@Avalos-Entertainment fr

  • @jotarodripjo4449
    @jotarodripjo4449 Месяц назад +653

    Babies when you steal their nose

  • @MyraHeavenGift
    @MyraHeavenGift 9 месяцев назад +3054

    Me trying to copy bro's homework but its written in a unknown ancient language that he can't even read

    • @arianathearyan
      @arianathearyan 9 месяцев назад +86

      Handwriting moment

    • @JESSEPlNKMANN
      @JESSEPlNKMANN 9 месяцев назад +53

      literally me but im bro

    • @kylarai3860
      @kylarai3860 8 месяцев назад +18

      It's for your bro to do, not you, lol wth

    • @arianathearyan
      @arianathearyan 8 месяцев назад

      @@kylarai3860bruh bro means friend but you’re a girl so you won’t understand

    • @C79YT
      @C79YT 7 месяцев назад

      stolen comment ☠️

  • @AloComoMas
    @AloComoMas 8 месяцев назад +1418

    Children in the supermarket when they see someone with a minimal visible deformity:

    • @Bulsebub
      @Bulsebub 4 месяца назад +17

      This got me

    • @lkb_runner4893
      @lkb_runner4893 2 месяца назад +9

      Its just them looking at them like🗿

    • @andreacooke39
      @andreacooke39 2 месяца назад +8

      Fr, they always stare at me like i just took down a god

    • @xspz
      @xspz Месяц назад +2

      @@andreacooke39 💀

  • @gmodmachinimas11
    @gmodmachinimas11 Месяц назад +253

    Me when i have to work for the rest of my life when some random girl who said "hawk tuah" is making millions:

    • @Epic_mi_railfan
      @Epic_mi_railfan 25 дней назад +24

      Fr I hate the hawk tuah girl

    • @redking4260
      @redking4260 25 дней назад

      Hi im saul good dis you know you have rights theres this thing called the second amendment🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔫🔫😈😈

    • @blazingsummit
      @blazingsummit 25 дней назад +14

      I hate my life

    • @los_gofiones
      @los_gofiones 25 дней назад +15

      ​​@@blazingsummitkeep your chin up mate

    • @blazingsummit
      @blazingsummit 25 дней назад +9

      @@los_gofiones Ill try man

  • @yoboilucien8232
    @yoboilucien8232 7 месяцев назад +761

    "My enemie are many, My equals are None"

    • @raxusveritas
      @raxusveritas 6 месяцев назад +30

      Me in Fortnite (I've yet again placed 100th place for the 35th game in a row)

    • @robertasvaicius4437
      @robertasvaicius4437 4 месяца назад +34

      Back when total war was good and had a sense of identity.

    • @ICBRobloxx
      @ICBRobloxx 2 месяца назад +9

      That was a quote from Napoleon

    • @smarttarded
      @smarttarded Месяц назад

      Guys named many and guy named none: 🗿

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Месяц назад +3

      @@robertasvaicius4437 Before the dark times... before Warhammer.

  • @lightning5830
    @lightning5830 10 месяцев назад +4992

    Average grandfather lore :

    • @JohnnyRico118
      @JohnnyRico118 8 месяцев назад +27

      lmao

    • @stiwe122
      @stiwe122 8 месяцев назад +117

      🇩🇪 👴

    • @HileiYT
      @HileiYT 8 месяцев назад +86

      ​@@stiwe122 reminds me of that Austrian painter

    • @wxnterstxry9770
      @wxnterstxry9770 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@HileiYT AYO💀💀

    • @Atomic0907
      @Atomic0907 8 месяцев назад +62

      My grandpa never told me what he did in Vietnam he only ever said he enjoyed it

  • @fusix92
    @fusix92 7 месяцев назад +119

    Time traveller: Is this WW1 or WW2?
    The WW1 soldier:

    • @ardentfire3956
      @ardentfire3956 3 дня назад

      Hitler: Der erste.

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. 23 часа назад +1

      It was more or less just one war with an intermission and team balancing done between rounds.

  • @Robotic_edits
    @Robotic_edits 10 месяцев назад +1868

    How the teacher looks at me after reading my essay on how to stop bullying :

    • @alexandrefillot9600
      @alexandrefillot9600 8 месяцев назад +81

      You should have labelled it Last Solution. The other word has already been in use for decades, so you're losing points for copyright infringement.

    • @m.a.g.y.1796
      @m.a.g.y.1796 7 месяцев назад +54

      Fair point! Bullying won't exist if there are *NONE LEFT*

    • @Cristopher762
      @Cristopher762 6 месяцев назад +13

      Escola mais tranquila dos Estados Unidos

    • @PH_29
      @PH_29 6 месяцев назад

      @@Cristopher762os cara lá é doido né mn kkkkk

    • @Mnstr-lv5bs
      @Mnstr-lv5bs 6 месяцев назад

      Juujika no Rokunin :D

  • @Giga_Shrek
    @Giga_Shrek 10 месяцев назад +1086

    Me staring at my phone after i woke up 10 mins before my alarm :

    • @GOOD-f4i
      @GOOD-f4i 8 месяцев назад +32

      🗿

    • @airlesscanvas2887
      @airlesscanvas2887 3 месяца назад +4

      I somehow wake up 30 minutes to an hour before mine. My alarms set for 6:30 am

    • @dumbcook42
      @dumbcook42 2 месяца назад +1

      @@airlesscanvas2887 True same

    • @CarusoEditx
      @CarusoEditx Месяц назад

      That one is true

    • @ronankomarnicki
      @ronankomarnicki Месяц назад

      880th liker

  • @Marie-su7yy
    @Marie-su7yy 5 месяцев назад +78

    Yall remind me in 10 years to go back to this masterpiece

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn 3 месяца назад

      Randy, your stiiiicks!

    • @parakeetbudgie
      @parakeetbudgie Месяц назад

      Ok

    • @BoxerdudeT_T
      @BoxerdudeT_T Месяц назад

      Set an alarm for the next 10 years😬

    • @leonidas13356
      @leonidas13356 19 дней назад

      Alarm set

    • @JTD416
      @JTD416 10 дней назад

      Four months now still some time left but ima be broken alarm

  • @catthumbsup48
    @catthumbsup48 8 месяцев назад +2406

    Phineas: I know what were going to do today!
    Ferb:

  • @fizzie6902
    @fizzie6902 7 месяцев назад +432

    Everyone in the Irish pub when someone with a British accent walks in:

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 2 месяца назад +17

      Come out, ye black and tans-

    • @TokenishTrinket
      @TokenishTrinket 2 месяца назад +11

      The English patron looking at the Irish copying his culture: 🗿

    • @Dryhten1801
      @Dryhten1801 2 месяца назад +3

      The Irish and Brits love each other they're always at the Irish bars around Europe

    • @Carter18_editzzz
      @Carter18_editzzz 21 день назад +1

      1:46 is the sound when he walks in

    • @TokenishTrinket
      @TokenishTrinket 21 день назад

      @@Dryhten1801 True.

  • @JonesJackson-vm1yv
    @JonesJackson-vm1yv 7 месяцев назад +330

    pov the toilet seat is warm

    • @Kitzelofficial
      @Kitzelofficial 6 месяцев назад +86

      But you’re home alone

    • @Maksimlevykin
      @Maksimlevykin 6 месяцев назад

      ​И вообще это деревенский туалет ​@@Kitzelofficial

    • @sunshineskystar
      @sunshineskystar 6 месяцев назад

      That's not what POV means. The literacy crisis is real.

    • @BADDOC415
      @BADDOC415 3 месяца назад +6

      And it's 54°c outside.

    • @dankdyltch5366
      @dankdyltch5366 2 месяца назад +4

      @@BADDOC415I think I’d actually die at 54°c I’m Canadian

  • @kjolskistudios
    @kjolskistudios 8 месяцев назад +273

    Grandpa when you ask him what happened to his abusive father:

  • @kiwigoose698
    @kiwigoose698 8 месяцев назад +916

    New Zealand finding old Zealand:

    • @rastinrafee8805
      @rastinrafee8805 5 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @aaronsgsm284
      @aaronsgsm284 4 месяца назад +21

      Zeeland is a provincie in the netherlands they discoverd it then england took it over so technically

    • @kiwigoose698
      @kiwigoose698 4 месяца назад +2

      @@aaronsgsm284 yep, cheeky Abel Tasman.

    • @LightYagami-ik1cg
      @LightYagami-ik1cg 2 месяца назад

      @@rastinrafee8805oh wow😂😂😂

    • @rastinrafee8805
      @rastinrafee8805 2 месяца назад +1

      @@LightYagami-ik1cg light yagami💀💀💀☠️☠️

  • @theap0killyp1k2
    @theap0killyp1k2 7 месяцев назад +87

    Me when I'm watching a comedy alone and I hear laughing next to me:

    • @s.apamplona7131
      @s.apamplona7131 6 месяцев назад +8

      But it was just the kid you kidnapped 🗿

  • @cozz8604
    @cozz8604 9 месяцев назад +1381

    Mordecai & Rigby: Skips we need your help.
    Skips:

    • @user-ii3lg4tv8q
      @user-ii3lg4tv8q 8 месяцев назад +22

      Fr💀

    • @bjnation2450
      @bjnation2450 7 месяцев назад +6

      You won with that comment🤣🤣🤣

    • @bafumino297
      @bafumino297 7 месяцев назад +23

      Skip: i know the solution for this extremely specific problem

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@bafumino297 Skips is a real G. His mind is like a steel trap...

  • @gamerboyx5431
    @gamerboyx5431 9 месяцев назад +889

    How the teacher looks at me once she reads my essay on how to solve overpopulation:

    • @lumi240
      @lumi240 8 месяцев назад +30

      Hunter eyes >>>

    • @WB20013
      @WB20013 6 месяцев назад +45

      The ideas of the Austrian artist...

    • @NK-uu2vt
      @NK-uu2vt 5 месяцев назад +13

      Thanos Snap

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey 4 месяца назад

      I didnt say do it. Dont attack me over hypotheticals and speculative. Please stop spamming me

    • @X_Mysterium
      @X_Mysterium 3 месяца назад +5

      eren yeager

  • @Soldier_of_Christ1
    @Soldier_of_Christ1 3 месяца назад +88

    Me losing the game, the "N" key looking at me

    • @a12fe154
      @a12fe154 4 дня назад +1

      Me losing the game, the "I" key looking at me

    • @Larvin-i3t
      @Larvin-i3t 2 дня назад

      Me losing the game: The "G" key looking at me

    • @gamegame-jm3zm
      @gamegame-jm3zm 2 дня назад

      Me losing the game, the "g" key looking at me

    • @Larvin-i3t
      @Larvin-i3t 2 дня назад

      Me losing the game: The "E" key looking at me

    • @CherniyEgor3038
      @CherniyEgor3038 2 дня назад

      Me losing the game: The "R" key looking at me

  • @guyguyson5426
    @guyguyson5426 10 месяцев назад +2020

    History test:
    Edit: We dominated the comment section, Aeterna vitrix boys

    • @stanzer09
      @stanzer09 10 месяцев назад +138

      Using a calculator on a history test be like:

    • @romano83
      @romano83 10 месяцев назад +48

      I know what type of man you are.
      ​@@stanzer09

    • @guyguyson5426
      @guyguyson5426 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@stanzer09 indeed

    • @stanzer09
      @stanzer09 10 месяцев назад +24

      @@romano83 A king.

    • @romano83
      @romano83 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@stanzer09Yeah
      Zé stanzer

  • @trojanjpg
    @trojanjpg 10 месяцев назад +1276

    My life flashing before my eyes after bro says there's a teacher behind me right after i said the most diabolical, sexist, inhumane, disturbing, homophobic, transphobic thing ever known to a man

    • @karlisulmanis3810
      @karlisulmanis3810 10 месяцев назад +47

      sexist and inhumane at the same level lmao

    • @Nates_Edits
      @Nates_Edits 9 месяцев назад +7

      Same 🗿

    • @junaid.f1lms
      @junaid.f1lms 8 месяцев назад +7

      To be honest, I just accept it.

    • @Dmachina666
      @Dmachina666 8 месяцев назад +27

      And then the teacher agrees 🌝🌚

    • @liamflanagin7134
      @liamflanagin7134 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@Dmachina666 this has actually happend to me believe it or not

  • @GustavoFerreira-xs2th
    @GustavoFerreira-xs2th 4 месяца назад +43

    2:25 When the tooth fairy finds 57 human teeth under a child's pillow

  • @ilovelmg
    @ilovelmg 8 месяцев назад +1004

    that one Pitbull Named cutie pie looking at a unsupervised toddler:

    • @Hydra-dr8hd
      @Hydra-dr8hd 4 месяца назад +16

      The sculpture in the videoo is a reconstruction of a 11th century Catholic crusader from the area of Lotharingia near Flanders and Germany area
      The skull is full germanic (obviously, most crusaders were of full germanic origin)
      The sculptor that did the reconstruction was Arno Breker

    • @iyadbird
      @iyadbird 4 месяца назад +31

      meanwhile pitbull Named "destoryer of gods" ready to throw away its life to save the toddler:

    • @deathsss666
      @deathsss666 3 месяца назад +1

      @@iyadbird DoG dog

    • @Low_fee.6937
      @Low_fee.6937 2 месяца назад

      ​@Hydra-dr8hd sure, sculpture gives arnold schwarzenneger vibes

  • @FirstnameLastname-qe3ry
    @FirstnameLastname-qe3ry 10 месяцев назад +505

    Me when my polish friend says Gracias to the Filipino worker in the chinese kitchen making an indian dish in ireland

  • @pesutoishi1934
    @pesutoishi1934 5 месяцев назад +132

    NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT START MEWING
    LITTLE GERMAN BOY:

    • @jagppy
      @jagppy 2 месяца назад +4

      babe, please stop mewing, youre not roman statue-

    • @THR0N3M0CH4
      @THR0N3M0CH4 26 дней назад +2

      NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY NOT THE CHERNOBYL POWER PLANT
      The German boy after overcoming the radiation:

    • @pls2103
      @pls2103 19 дней назад

      not funny, mewing doesnt work

    • @pesutoishi1934
      @pesutoishi1934 19 дней назад +2

      "Mewing dosnt work"🤓

    • @pls2103
      @pls2103 19 дней назад

      @@pesutoishi1934 show ur face before and after

  • @TheAmazinggg416
    @TheAmazinggg416 10 месяцев назад +755

    My reaction to the most heartbreaking event in my life:

    • @HAMZyusuf
      @HAMZyusuf 7 месяцев назад +11

      😔😭🗿

    • @Warcrimesinbosnia
      @Warcrimesinbosnia 6 месяцев назад +13

      I respect you. If this is how you would react than yeah I respect you

    • @HAMZyusuf
      @HAMZyusuf 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Warcrimesinbosnia real my girl broke up with me so 😭🥲🗿

    • @Warcrimesinbosnia
      @Warcrimesinbosnia 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@HAMZyusufsorry man funny thing is after my parents divorced my step father abused me and my mom lol

    • @BAAAAGHGH
      @BAAAAGHGH 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Warcrimesinbosniaah sorry to hear that, hope you’re doing well now

  • @agentbrownie
    @agentbrownie 8 месяцев назад +41

    when you hear mom pulling into the driveway (the chicken has not been defrosted then oven has not been pre heated the dishes are dirty the carpet is un vacuumed and the trash is still not been put away)

    • @oatwizard
      @oatwizard 2 месяца назад +7

      Смешно, что дети со всех краев земли сталкиваются с одной и той же проблемой

    • @Fugitive685
      @Fugitive685 11 дней назад +2

      That’s on you.

  • @Gonxp12
    @Gonxp12 4 месяца назад +3808

    Me looking at an immigrant.

    • @StrangeAeons13
      @StrangeAeons13 4 месяца назад +250

      Same.

    • @IronWill-n5k
      @IronWill-n5k 3 месяца назад

      You mean illegal migrants?

    • @asaaday1869
      @asaaday1869 3 месяца назад +296

      Stay mad kid

    • @hksy2k
      @hksy2k 3 месяца назад

      *will probably fuck u up so stay away.

    • @manisdemisgod
      @manisdemisgod 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@asaaday1869GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

  • @Frieren_a_freira_defeituosa
    @Frieren_a_freira_defeituosa 10 месяцев назад +332

    I awake at 5 am

  • @sciepan666
    @sciepan666 11 месяцев назад +1726

    me when i have to shit:

  • @ETHANLEONGSENGJITStudent
    @ETHANLEONGSENGJITStudent 8 дней назад +10

    Teacher: *punishes the whole class for being noisy*
    That one quiet kid who didn't say anything:

  • @HriomDas-sf2gh
    @HriomDas-sf2gh 10 месяцев назад +547

    Kids when they see a person with no legs

  • @AboveAverageAlessandro
    @AboveAverageAlessandro 9 месяцев назад +105

    My face when my friend plays Sonne by Rammstein (I’ve never been more proud)

  • @aspireacer178
    @aspireacer178 3 месяца назад +35

    How the therapist looks at me when I actually start telling the truth

  • @_andrew18
    @_andrew18 10 месяцев назад +479

    Peace of art .

    • @sabinakallaba4611
      @sabinakallaba4611 10 месяцев назад +25

      War and painter of art 🦅🇩🇪😎💪🤚💀

    • @mechv0d
      @mechv0d 10 месяцев назад

      @@sabinakallaba4611 чел 💀

    • @PaoCybernetico
      @PaoCybernetico 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@sabinakallaba4611remmstein is probally the biggest hater of adolf

    • @justinmckay6309
      @justinmckay6309 9 месяцев назад

      Yes

    • @Ptaku93
      @Ptaku93 9 месяцев назад +2

      Not piece?

  • @journeyto100channel2
    @journeyto100channel2 10 месяцев назад +141

    When I see my 3rd serving of Those Texas Roadhouse Rolls coming.🗿

    • @kaiserepsilon4011
      @kaiserepsilon4011 10 месяцев назад +8

      I don't blame you.
      That shit is like Manna if it never stopped falling.

    • @239.Gabe9
      @239.Gabe9 8 месяцев назад +1

      🗿

    • @TheFinnishTanker
      @TheFinnishTanker 7 месяцев назад +1

      LMAO

    • @Atrio-o4t
      @Atrio-o4t 9 дней назад

      You're not sigma buddy

  • @cheeseflavoredsoda3262
    @cheeseflavoredsoda3262 Месяц назад +13

    6 million must listen to this song.

  • @aymen_b1267
    @aymen_b1267 3 месяца назад +36

    "Hi dad, how was work today?"
    The dad:

  • @angelazuremoto4330
    @angelazuremoto4330 2 месяца назад +13

    Pinocchio: Roasting the living hell out of me *His nose is not growing*
    me: 0:27

  • @Тесак18
    @Тесак18 10 месяцев назад +703

    Когда мама сказала отключить плиту но ты забыл и сидя на уроке слышишь взрыв

  • @saxonskelter1193
    @saxonskelter1193 9 месяцев назад +11

    It’s super cool how much this song blew up, it’s always had a special place in my heart

  • @Grayback12
    @Grayback12 7 месяцев назад +57

    Time traveler: “Is this before or after hitler died?”
    The german officer:

  • @Miintyys
    @Miintyys 9 месяцев назад +285

    The cartel members when you say goku sucks

    • @Ensalada1037
      @Ensalada1037 9 месяцев назад +8

      Facts

    • @Southerner6
      @Southerner6 8 месяцев назад +6

      Real

    • @-m-a-r-c-
      @-m-a-r-c- 3 месяца назад +4

      That one Guy with the machete knife :

  • @tsiegemund85
    @tsiegemund85 10 месяцев назад +401

    How I look at myself in the mirror every morning because I'm still alive

    • @stefanos_g_ss5434
      @stefanos_g_ss5434 9 месяцев назад +9

      real

    • @installshieldwizard3017
      @installshieldwizard3017 8 месяцев назад +8

      And a failure

    • @arianathearyan
      @arianathearyan 8 месяцев назад

      Edgy

    • @simonhouse4126
      @simonhouse4126 2 месяца назад +1

      Fact brother. Being alive and well (and hopefully healthy) are the most important things to always be grateful for and gain confidence from. If you're alive you're you, you can do what ever you need to do, right in this moment.
      Don't let thought take over or doubts win, confusing your emotional state or making you think you're something you're not.
      Just be you and keep discovering and shaping who that is with every moment and little tweak of the body & mind. Nameste 🙏

  • @HF-dw6nx
    @HF-dw6nx 3 месяца назад +92

    1939 Stalin : I'm glad we signed a 10 years truce with that crazy dude
    1941 Stalin : *hears this song* Why do I hear boss music ?

    • @FishbedMyBeloved
      @FishbedMyBeloved 3 месяца назад +20

      1945 stalin:

    • @bulltar274
      @bulltar274 Месяц назад +6

      Stalin's face when germans offered to exchange his captured son for the general

    • @korzink8
      @korzink8 27 дней назад +1

      ​@@bulltar274 German reaction after he declined:

    • @atanaZion
      @atanaZion 8 дней назад

      That's thr sound of Hitler making one of his worst mistakes

  • @johncharter9073
    @johncharter9073 8 месяцев назад +210

    “Bro, did you do the homework? It was so hard.”
    “Yeah, especially the back.”
    Me: 0:34

    • @natasha-d2w
      @natasha-d2w 7 месяцев назад +1

      lmao fr

    • @Agent-xg1ye
      @Agent-xg1ye 6 месяцев назад +3

      It happend to me once, the time for the test wasn't due yet and the teacher said me: I'm sorry but I can't give the test back to you... I could have got a 10, but because of that, I got a 7😢

    • @Aredits23737
      @Aredits23737 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Agent-xg1ye no problem bro, it's still better Marks! Keep it up and forget that 😊

  • @driftapogers8138
    @driftapogers8138 10 месяцев назад +137

    Me when i see a spider when im taking a shit (theres nothing i can do)

  • @PbandJellystone
    @PbandJellystone 2 месяца назад +22

    Toddlers when their iPad died and the only entertainment is to stare at a disabled guy on the subway:

  • @NatilCort
    @NatilCort 9 месяцев назад +58

    Me seeing bro change his sleep position
    Also me on bro's funeral:

  • @Gmmmw13
    @Gmmmw13 9 месяцев назад +279

    WE BUILDING ROME WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️

  • @enderfries6213
    @enderfries6213 3 месяца назад +22

    Judge: okay case dismissed, not guilty
    Me: thanks man i wont do it again
    My lawyer:

  • @2StrokeEnsi
    @2StrokeEnsi 5 месяцев назад +27

    0:51 Bro 3.67 Minutes after the math exam started

  • @Ruduwbs8h37y2gsi8
    @Ruduwbs8h37y2gsi8 23 дня назад +13

    "Is this WWI or WWII?" The Irish peasant that nearly died fighting for his straw hut in 1375:

  • @nios4839
    @nios4839 2 месяца назад +15

    “Debit or credit”
    the gun in my jacket:

  • @Lifegotmid
    @Lifegotmid 10 месяцев назад +478

    Joestar Family: *Exsist*
    Dio:

  • @gustaviokkk5422
    @gustaviokkk5422 9 месяцев назад +31

    whoever had the idea of putting die bereseichaft with Sonne needs a condecoration, never saw anything so hard than this

    • @halostryke
      @halostryke 24 дня назад +1

      I was wondering what the statue name was. Thank you

    • @gustaviokkk5422
      @gustaviokkk5422 23 дня назад +1

      @halostryke no prblm, the sculptor is named arno breker and has a lot of statues like these

  • @madhavgamerstar
    @madhavgamerstar 10 часов назад +2

    "I never went to any academy, but I conquered all of Europa on my own."-April, 1945

  • @catdogs4215
    @catdogs4215 9 месяцев назад +58

    german metal is the best thing ever created.

    • @installshieldwizard3017
      @installshieldwizard3017 21 день назад

      Everything created by the Germans is the best

    • @GoofyAssKid103
      @GoofyAssKid103 16 дней назад

      @@installshieldwizard3017 especially their tanks in the world war era

  • @johntimothychavaria964
    @johntimothychavaria964 10 месяцев назад +74

    me staring at my officemates after they just heard the most brutal shit i have ever experienced in my life at the office restroom:

  • @ilyanemes2183
    @ilyanemes2183 7 месяцев назад +67

    Teacher after reading my essay on how to solve world hunger

  • @bigsmoke9421
    @bigsmoke9421 9 месяцев назад +47

    There's a reason why this video blew up to 1M

  • @kileyli123
    @kileyli123 9 месяцев назад +110

    My honest reaction to the most soul crushing, heartbreaking, depressing and traumatising event that ever happened in my life:

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey 8 месяцев назад +3

      vendetta

    • @ArgonNoble
      @ArgonNoble 3 месяца назад +2

      Based

    • @harvey1445
      @harvey1445 2 месяца назад +1

      This one hits hard

    • @Cayden_Revon
      @Cayden_Revon 16 дней назад

      ruclips.net/user/shorts0LWxIS3f3Ps?feature=shared
      fr

  • @lynxgaming0707
    @lynxgaming0707 2 месяца назад +45

    0:16 this part >>>>

  • @Exrylint
    @Exrylint 8 месяцев назад +18

    Me and bro when the teacher looks at us after laughing loud:

  • @wrathengel82
    @wrathengel82 10 месяцев назад +45

    i love rammstein

  • @Zoms_234
    @Zoms_234 7 месяцев назад +104

    here comes the sun!⚡⚡

    • @Michael-ex8lk
      @Michael-ex8lk 5 месяцев назад +11

      Me witnessing the nuclear explosion about to wipe out everything I ever knew and loved.

    • @Унмеито
      @Унмеито 2 месяца назад +9

      And the lightning ⚡️⚡️

  • @RealHumanGuy_
    @RealHumanGuy_ 10 месяцев назад +84

    Me when I get a zero on the history test:
    (the teacher thought my answers were wrong)

  • @iorbbiches
    @iorbbiches 10 месяцев назад +48

    Me when im taking a shit and i see a spider

  • @Christian_Viking
    @Christian_Viking Месяц назад +10

    Pov: You are being scolded by non believers but know to be silent and let the lord be your shield.

  • @Kaido818
    @Kaido818 9 месяцев назад +23

    POV: when the teacher tells your parents you got in trouble (your finished)

  • @human_entropy7958
    @human_entropy7958 8 месяцев назад +17

    me when the girl im talking to asks if I'm talking to other girls:

  • @animeslayer24
    @animeslayer24 17 часов назад +1

    The intruder breaking into my house at 2am and seeing me watch the most heinous videos on the hub:

  • @juli_brmz4392
    @juli_brmz4392 10 месяцев назад +62

    History channel:

  • @gonsouth380
    @gonsouth380 7 месяцев назад +29

    "German painter visits france :😃
    "Austrian painter visits france :🗿

  • @leisureclubaestheticambien8376
    @leisureclubaestheticambien8376 Месяц назад +61

    Me in this life knowing Jesus already Won 🏆

    • @NovaInquisicaoGN315
      @NovaInquisicaoGN315 Месяц назад +4

      Me when God thinks on me
      Me when I think on him

    • @Atheist_thinker999
      @Atheist_thinker999 Месяц назад

      There is no god🗿

    • @installshieldwizard3017
      @installshieldwizard3017 29 дней назад +4

      With the heal of the Father, the Son and Holy Spirit the satanic globalist curse will fall

    • @Adam778
      @Adam778 23 дня назад +1

      ​@@Atheist_thinker999 respect other religions

    • @countdrak3247
      @countdrak3247 23 дня назад +1

      @@Atheist_thinker999 ooooohh maaa scieeeeence right?)

  • @theone-tg4ey
    @theone-tg4ey 10 месяцев назад +72

    beautiful. perfection

  • @zandhart983
    @zandhart983 10 месяцев назад +141

    i have been listening to it for hours now, to the point i lost count.

  • @LJSmusicandcinema2
    @LJSmusicandcinema2 2 месяца назад +11

    0:25 me when i finish the exam before anyone else (i mediately just gave up) to look cool.

  • @damnson0813
    @damnson0813 8 месяцев назад +32

    The american soldier who died in ww2 watching his greatgrand daughter becoming a mudshark:

  • @umemonouniverso6843
    @umemonouniverso6843 10 месяцев назад +89

    I spent 4 hours waiting for the match to start and seeing that it said: press Space to start.

  • @parcinesfahani3331
    @parcinesfahani3331 2 месяца назад +24

    POV My lawyer watching me talk my way from a parking ticket to a death sentence:

  • @carl025
    @carl025 9 месяцев назад +21

    How i feel after one week of daily morning excercise, red meat and eggs and praying every night

  • @UltraFire538
    @UltraFire538 10 месяцев назад +36

    Me when bro puts out the candle (we are on a fucking hot air balloon)

  • @kanantube9788
    @kanantube9788 6 месяцев назад +27

    Me after a 10 hour workout:

  • @blitzy3244
    @blitzy3244 8 месяцев назад +159

    Me when the black lady talks in the movie theater:

    • @Neyc_
      @Neyc_ 7 месяцев назад

      Racism? Cringe child

    • @dfdf-rj8jr
      @dfdf-rj8jr 6 месяцев назад +8

      i spit out my drink

    • @raxusveritas
      @raxusveritas 6 месяцев назад

      I don't get it

    • @mrmidnight8565
      @mrmidnight8565 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@raxusveritasthat’s the point

    • @jonhy8351
      @jonhy8351 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@raxusveritasjust plain racism

  • @Badger-p2w
    @Badger-p2w 2 месяца назад +11

    How Mahoraga looked at Megumi when he first summoned him:
    (Megumi had mere seconds to live)

  • @randomuser_1320
    @randomuser_1320 3 дня назад +2

    the song that i didnt search but the song that i needed.

  • @SpookySaurian
    @SpookySaurian 3 месяца назад +28

    Investigators when investicrocodiles arrive:

  • @ijnyuudachi4917
    @ijnyuudachi4917 3 месяца назад +11

    Me when I'm playing rock paper scissors with my reflection and I lose:

  • @marcus-x2w
    @marcus-x2w 3 месяца назад +4

    thats literally the only song that can raise my testosterone and dopamine levels so much that i almost pass out fr

  • @gwentboy1845
    @gwentboy1845 8 месяцев назад +10

    Me when the class is dead silent including myself and my funny friend next to me yells on top of his voice "STOP TALKING TO ME!!!":