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  • @wellthen...1539
    @wellthen...1539 4 месяца назад +61

    I dont know where to start 😂😂😂 Dude is brilliant. Fresh Air in comedy, honest humour is back.

  • @nickw22689
    @nickw22689 4 месяца назад +109

    The "da da dada!" At the end 😂

    • @lahondafolk4334
      @lahondafolk4334 4 месяца назад +21

      Enough coffee....&
      And Enough kids..😂

    • @miroslav.hlavicka
      @miroslav.hlavicka 4 месяца назад +16

      @@lahondafolk4334 - The meaning... the meaning of the word is, "you've already brought enough children into our family". And it goes like this: Ha ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta...

    • @matteofabbris7877
      @matteofabbris7877 4 месяца назад +3

      never share your wifi password

  • @mikkolaine23
    @mikkolaine23 4 месяца назад +43

    We need that Netflix special. C´mon Netflix.

    • @JanSzedlak
      @JanSzedlak 4 месяца назад +3

      Well he's not black gay, so ....

    • @juhodavinci
      @juhodavinci 4 месяца назад +1

      @@JanSzedlakWHAT

    • @GachnarTheFearDemon
      @GachnarTheFearDemon 4 месяца назад

      @@JanSzedlak ??? What?

    • @__d.b__
      @__d.b__ 4 месяца назад

      Please, no. If you, or probably your parents, are dumb enough to pay for their subscription, it's your problem.

  • @Puhnu
    @Puhnu 4 месяца назад +50

    Nää englanninkieliset matskut on aika hyviä. Hyvä ismo

    • @maxp3141
      @maxp3141 4 месяца назад +5

      Try translate to English. 😂 can’t quite handle the slang words..

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange 4 месяца назад

      ​@@maxp3141 fühl ich diggi,kannst dich aufn kopf stellen und mitm arsch fliegen fangen und es bringt alles nix

    • @Black-bn6ic
      @Black-bn6ic 4 месяца назад

      ​@@maxp3141He said that Ismo's stand up comedy in english is good.

    • @LKLM138
      @LKLM138 4 месяца назад +7

      @@maxp3141 "These english materials are pretty good. Well done Ismo"

    • @fuzz4173
      @fuzz4173 4 месяца назад +3

      Englanninkieliset tulitikut on hyviä google translaation mukaan.

  • @rexochroy2
    @rexochroy2 4 месяца назад +20

    His mind , just like most comics, works sideways . We should all begin to think this way . 😂😂😂😂😂❤

    • @Yadowing
      @Yadowing Месяц назад

      It also helps if you have different main language. You tend to take more observations on different words when you translate what you're going to say

  • @Imk946AO
    @Imk946AO 4 месяца назад +12

    That was a valid logic regarding birth control

  • @LuigiKjo
    @LuigiKjo 4 месяца назад +22

    Ismo you are GREAT. No other comedian makes me laugh as much as you!

  • @verttitu
    @verttitu 4 месяца назад +1

    Ismo is amazing! He was in Ilomantsi (the place in Finland🇫🇮) at 2021 and there he spoke Finnish. All love his jokes and storys😂

  • @vapeoge7843
    @vapeoge7843 4 месяца назад +8

    Hello ismo your humor is good and like that greatest humor man...:)

  • @mkjyt1
    @mkjyt1 4 месяца назад +11

    Legend

  • @NovianLeVanMusic
    @NovianLeVanMusic 4 месяца назад +5

    Love this guy! Him and Jeff Acuri are my faves.

  • @JRand-qy9bo
    @JRand-qy9bo 4 месяца назад +5

    Contraceptives isn’t a term used often enough

  • @andymcneil7085
    @andymcneil7085 4 месяца назад +1

    Observational comedy is so hard to get right. You need the set up, sometimes much earlier, then the build up then the gag. Timing is everything.

  • @r.h.7633
    @r.h.7633 4 месяца назад +4

    Brilliant!

  • @kipponi
    @kipponi 4 месяца назад +26

    Too late...😂❤.

    • @hsk2909
      @hsk2909 4 месяца назад +1

      WAAAY to late

  • @TsvetyB
    @TsvetyB 4 месяца назад

    Ismo, you are my fav. Come to Bulgaria, we are so close in mindset to Finland guys. You are going tofire us up laughing. I promise you.

  • @angrytedtalks
    @angrytedtalks 4 месяца назад +2

    11. Yeah. Easy to block out that trauma.

  • @nonas6831
    @nonas6831 4 месяца назад +4

    Hilarious!

  • @andymcneil7085
    @andymcneil7085 4 месяца назад +1

    Genius.

  • @leebailey229
    @leebailey229 4 месяца назад +3

    😂😂 so funny

  • @arno_nuehm
    @arno_nuehm 4 месяца назад +2

    loving it, haha

  • @pianogirl4037
    @pianogirl4037 3 месяца назад

    It is a strange term. In my language, it’s called anti conception.
    He didn’t answer the why question, though. He only answered ‘howcome’. Why asks for reasons, not for causes.

  • @johan.ohgren
    @johan.ohgren 4 месяца назад +3

    Stephen Lynch; "can you stuff it back in?"

  • @JohnyWolf77
    @JohnyWolf77 4 месяца назад

    😂😂😂

  • @Watcher4111
    @Watcher4111 4 месяца назад +1

    Kids? No. Waste of time and money

  • @danielsebag1759
    @danielsebag1759 4 месяца назад

    Birth control you’re too late 😂

  • @Drini666
    @Drini666 4 месяца назад +2

    Germany got a good one. Anti-baby-pillen

  • @livedandletdie
    @livedandletdie 4 месяца назад

    This is why the Germans say Antibabypillen.

  • @Rain-Dirt
    @Rain-Dirt 4 месяца назад

    I LOVE your "type" of humor, Ismo, you're brilliant.. but those subtitles in this video are the worst. Do not do those type anymore... pls.. they're so "destructive" (=destroying the motion of the joke => aka not doing you any honor).

  • @ReVincentius
    @ReVincentius 4 месяца назад +7

    Life begins at conception.
    Ergo, abortion is homicide 😢
    God bless Ismo!

    • @MotorGoblin
      @MotorGoblin 4 месяца назад +3

      What?

    • @janko6608
      @janko6608 4 месяца назад +3

      There was nothing about life.. He just pointed what is the start of the process to make controlling actions instead of too late.

    • @TehDanny
      @TehDanny 4 месяца назад +9

      Why are you putting politics and religion into comedy about wordplay, come on man, we're just here for these videos to have a laugh.

    • @ReVincentius
      @ReVincentius 4 месяца назад

      I am laughing because it is truth. It is not "a birth control" - rather it is "conception control" - that is why this is funny.
      By saying "abortion is homicide" doesn't make this question about religion NOR politics -> it is truth.

    • @lahondafolk4334
      @lahondafolk4334 4 месяца назад +1

      God gave us condoms, IUDs, ability to tie tunes and perform
      vasectomies...etc...etc
      Use them ...

  • @helsinkianskies
    @helsinkianskies 4 месяца назад +2

    I have a cat. Does that count?

  • @ceraunian4554
    @ceraunian4554 4 месяца назад +1

    My wife no longer needs birth control 🤓🥸

  • @jerryfaye
    @jerryfaye 4 месяца назад +19

    lmfao Ismo is Gold!

  • @SebastianSmith-tg9cj
    @SebastianSmith-tg9cj 4 месяца назад +10

    Ah I love your comedy :D

  • @Dr.K.Wette_BE
    @Dr.K.Wette_BE 4 месяца назад +2

    That's so true, "birth control" is such a wrong name for contraception.
    My answer for "do you have children ?" is "no." (or "I think I have some left in the fridge."')
    And "why ?" ... "I'm single." (or "my parents tried once, I know the consequences...")

  • @bibibrin5035
    @bibibrin5035 4 месяца назад +3

    Waaayy to late!!! Tatatataaaa 😂😂😂

  • @nilsp9426
    @nilsp9426 4 месяца назад +1

    Give this man a prime time evening on TV already!

  • @Bobby.Kristensen
    @Bobby.Kristensen 4 месяца назад +6

    häätututututututu

  • @baroquer
    @baroquer 4 месяца назад +1

    Why I cry x'D

  • @Abdullah_khan333
    @Abdullah_khan333 4 месяца назад +1

    he spits comedy as he talks, unlike others who make fun of others, specially insulting their own families to get laughs.

    • @Ville-u8g
      @Ville-u8g 4 месяца назад

      Exactly! This is why I love his sense of humour. Its simply just funny, without offending anyone.

    • @Abdullah_khan333
      @Abdullah_khan333 4 месяца назад

      @@Ville-u8g true

  • @josephseidman9074
    @josephseidman9074 4 месяца назад

    Dude looks like an elder theo von

  • @alessandrorossini8704
    @alessandrorossini8704 4 месяца назад

    😁😁

  • @vyyw
    @vyyw 4 месяца назад

    niiice :)

  • @laurajamil8943
    @laurajamil8943 4 месяца назад

    👏👏👏

  • @DrOSami
    @DrOSami 4 месяца назад +1

    *contraceptive