Why You Wouldn't Survive SCP's Keter Class (2001-2500)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024

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  • @ZMZreloaded
    @ZMZreloaded 4 года назад +2190

    The fact we have all of these classified is the most unsettling part lol

    • @BlindCoyoteGod
      @BlindCoyoteGod 4 года назад +34

      Wow I didn’t know you watched him!
      You two should totally collab on something!

    • @sergeantbart5818
      @sergeantbart5818 4 года назад +5

      @@BlindCoyoteGod they have done a couple live streams together

    • @Chris11502
      @Chris11502 4 года назад +5

      The zombie man has arrived

    • @Jules279
      @Jules279 4 года назад +2

      A Man of Culture as well.

    • @FriezaSucks
      @FriezaSucks 4 года назад +4

      Just think about how many are unclassified...

  • @somenerd727
    @somenerd727 3 года назад +305

    "To prevent this, the SCP organization literally burned any person named Thomas Huang alive"
    Top 10 baby names that might kill your child

    • @joegun4259
      @joegun4259 2 года назад +22

      I want someone to actually make an scp that's a name that if you give to your baby it will die by exploding like a basketball full of meat

    • @WOKEchair
      @WOKEchair Год назад +1

      #2 is 2521

    • @masterpiece8846
      @masterpiece8846 Год назад +8

      @@joegun4259”I want an scp that makes your baby explode.” What the fuck

    • @LugiatheOceanGuardian
      @LugiatheOceanGuardian 11 месяцев назад

      @@joegun4259are you mental?

    • @AAAAAAAHELPMEaa
      @AAAAAAAHELPMEaa 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@masterpiece8846Idk it seems like a perfectly sane idea to me

  • @kso9867
    @kso9867 4 года назад +1522

    he'll get to 3000 eventually
    *2 years later* : keter class scp 2500-3000 trailer realesed

    • @kso9867
      @kso9867 4 года назад +21

      thanks for vid fr

    • @Furhling
      @Furhling 3 года назад +4

      thanks for vid fr

    • @amitlad8283
      @amitlad8283 3 года назад +4

      thanks for vid fr

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 3 года назад +2

      thanks for vid fr

    • @KJBeef
      @KJBeef 3 года назад +2

      thanks for vid fr

  • @AvenjaNinja
    @AvenjaNinja 3 года назад +1208

    Keter has nothing to do with danger. There's an scp that's literally just a chair that swaps with another chair in the world at random times that the foundation can't stop, that's classified as keter. A button that would explode the earth if you pushed it could be considered safe if it didn't have any compulsions on it and was in an easy enough place to get to. The safe, Euclid, and keter designations are defined by the "locked box", as in what would happen if you put it in a locked box. The harder it is to keep the box locked, or the more expensive the box is, the higher the designation. Thaumiel are scps that would BE the box

    • @fartpluswetone8077
      @fartpluswetone8077 3 года назад +64

      Some Thaumiel SCPs can be reality itself.

    • @nadavsc7462
      @nadavsc7462 3 года назад +50

      apollyon class scp's would be scp's that cant physically "fit" inside any box

    • @arlenfreeman3439
      @arlenfreeman3439 3 года назад +51

      @@nadavsc7462 The community doesn't recognize Apollyon as a legit classification.

    • @nadavsc7462
      @nadavsc7462 3 года назад +22

      @@arlenfreeman3439 ):

    • @arlenfreeman3439
      @arlenfreeman3439 3 года назад +70

      @@nadavsc7462 Perhaps I was a bit harsh and should have phrased it better. Apollyon is an esoteric class, meaning it is nowhere near popular enough to justify it as a mainlist class; Archon-class (containable, but not without disasterous consequences) is more common than Apollyon, and even that is an esoteric class. The community's view concering Apollyon, is the justification for the class has to be damn good, or else; the current Apollyon anomalies (all the pre-4000 Apollyons have been downgraded, including SCP-2317) number less than ten, and only half of them have triple-digit ratings.

  • @Maybe.Tomorrow
    @Maybe.Tomorrow 4 года назад +794

    "SCP-2350 is the sound of mosquitos"
    deaf people: i see no god up here, besides me

    • @EksaStelmere
      @EksaStelmere 4 года назад +41

      Best to hope it doesn't just stimulate the part of the brain that interprets sounds.

    • @CodexQuinn
      @CodexQuinn 3 года назад

      I dont think they're doing much seeing up there.

    • @duckee544
      @duckee544 3 года назад +1

      @@EksaStelmere the deaf people would enjoy that since they would be able to finally hear something

    • @EksaStelmere
      @EksaStelmere 3 года назад +6

      @@duckee544 I seriously doubt that. Common link of most people who are disabled in some way is, much like everyone else, they get comfortable with the way things are. Also, it's the sound of mosquitos. That might scare them away from ever wanting to hear even if it becomes possible.

    • @mazzitm3175
      @mazzitm3175 3 года назад +7

      @@CodexQuinn deaf people can see. You’re probably thinking of blind people.

  • @starwarsstudio100
    @starwarsstudio100 4 года назад +485

    *And this is not even my final form*

    • @Nah...Imactually
      @Nah...Imactually 3 года назад +8

      *adds 1000 more scps*

    • @Emess_902
      @Emess_902 3 года назад +2

      We shed our old skin underneath our new skin; therefore we absorb all the shit. Bring it.

    • @popiliakounakou5350
      @popiliakounakou5350 3 года назад +1

      ur a legend btw im subbed

  • @bingusmcscringus2012
    @bingusmcscringus2012 4 года назад +748

    Also, just a quick correction! SCP 2008 is implied in the article to be the ghost of Andrew Jackson himself, and he "duels" anyone who shit talks his wife.

  • @calvinginn1637
    @calvinginn1637 3 года назад +320

    SCPs that rely on people physically hearing them: Exist
    Deaf people: *laughs in sign language*

    • @the13throse
      @the13throse 3 года назад +28

      SCPs that rely on people seeing them: exist
      Blind people: B^)

    • @mannamoth918
      @mannamoth918 3 года назад +3

      @@the13throse blind people vs 173

    • @BHawk420
      @BHawk420 3 года назад +4

      @@mannamoth918 blind people: i'll take 096

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 года назад +3

      @@the13throse imagine 096 getting their ass beat by a blind guy

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 3 года назад +5

      Jokez like these are Only Funny until you do the Math and Remember that Deafness comes in Different Forms and Most People don't have Antihearing or the Ability not to Properly Access Sounds. + Considering most of these People would carrying Spreadable Diseases or are Made to go Ballistic, Being Deaf isn't Much of an Advantage

  • @iambumbo7534
    @iambumbo7534 4 года назад +1404

    Old man: *Can rewrite history to be whatever he thinks is true*
    me: *Gives him videos of catgirls and anime*

    • @stinkykitten1026
      @stinkykitten1026 4 года назад +67

      Ah a fellow man of culture

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 4 года назад +29

      I've been blessed by the holy heart
      yey

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 4 года назад +42

      which anime tho?
      konosuba?
      death note?
      demon slayer?
      attack on titan?
      Bloody 177013?

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 4 года назад +52

      @@sidekic1109 *Yes.*

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 4 года назад +33

      @@sidekic1109 why did you have to mention the cursed number?

  • @revthescatman137
    @revthescatman137 4 года назад +264

    Scp 2006: **turns into a black hole bomb killing humanity**
    Scp 2006: haha I really got you guys
    Scp 2006: ......Guys?

  • @nukeholy1095
    @nukeholy1095 4 года назад +1281

    I literally just finished part 1. This timing is too perfect

  • @thecactus999
    @thecactus999 4 года назад +133

    Random child, is in danger.
    SCP 204-1: "Nanomachines son."

    • @touhoutrash2436
      @touhoutrash2436 3 года назад +1

      What is the spider from what game?

    • @thecactus999
      @thecactus999 3 года назад +1

      @@touhoutrash2436 the way they multiply and advance makes it a perfect representation of nanomachines being able to do the same.

    • @touhoutrash2436
      @touhoutrash2436 3 года назад +1

      I mean what clip did he get from what game?

    • @thecactus999
      @thecactus999 3 года назад +1

      @@touhoutrash2436 oh, I forgot the name of the game but basically it was a reference

    • @touhoutrash2436
      @touhoutrash2436 3 года назад

      To what

  • @nuttbag6658
    @nuttbag6658 4 года назад +309

    This man forgot about my mexican mom and her choncla after I don't take out the chicken

    • @donaldolivier6786
      @donaldolivier6786 4 года назад +25

      Na that a apollyon scp

    • @starleighpersonal
      @starleighpersonal 4 года назад +4

      @@donaldolivier6786 that would actually be a Euclid impetus

    • @AtheistGamerz
      @AtheistGamerz 4 года назад +1

      Wtf is taking out the chicken?

    • @athousandfeethigh
      @athousandfeethigh 4 года назад +7

      @@AtheistGamerz taking it out of the freezer to let it defrost

    • @kennylunacy
      @kennylunacy 3 года назад +5

      @@AtheistGamerz I guess you didn't have parents.

  • @leaflizard8485
    @leaflizard8485 4 года назад +68

    The fact that the band Rush is indirectly involved with an SCP is amazing.

  • @VivyTheHuntress
    @VivyTheHuntress 4 года назад +370

    Why you wouldn’t survive Bloodborne’s Beastly Scourge.

    • @lordshivonski6149
      @lordshivonski6149 4 года назад +9

      I agree to this

    • @noangles1564
      @noangles1564 4 года назад +7

      Yes!

    • @Buggingabout
      @Buggingabout 4 года назад +16

      It depends
      If you're a hunter you have a chance
      It's not a big one tho
      If you're a random guy
      Your chances are next to zero

    • @noangles1564
      @noangles1564 4 года назад +3

      @@Buggingabout How about if you were speed runner?

    • @bugmachine777
      @bugmachine777 4 года назад +3

      absomotherfuckinglutely

  • @gradientApostle
    @gradientApostle 3 года назад +22

    Lost my mind at “these temple dwelling, blind, they/thems”

    • @ruthbelleaga3286
      @ruthbelleaga3286 3 года назад

      Liked cause i read your comment right when he said it so great timing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @austinreed5805
    @austinreed5805 4 года назад +435

    After the Keter class is completed, you should make a video called “Why you wouldn’t survive SCP Containment Breach”.

    • @AdmiralWillisLee1942
      @AdmiralWillisLee1942 4 года назад +26

      Why you wouldn't survive a site 19 containment breach.

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 года назад +21

      @@AdmiralWillisLee1942 how to counter scp 173: just never open your eyes, it moves when you blink or close your eyes, but if your eyes were never open in the first place, it never moves
      (i have a feeling someone is gonna take this seriously)

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 4 года назад +2

      @@jockeyfield1954 someone gon say r/wooosh but
      I thought it was just mere sight
      like it just moves while you "close" your eyes right?

    • @bruhmachine6435
      @bruhmachine6435 4 года назад +12

      @@sidekic1109 it's like weeping angel stuff, break eye contact and it go CRUNCH on yo neck.

    • @chasingcheetahs5017
      @chasingcheetahs5017 4 года назад +6

      do euclid, then appolyon, then safe

  • @FrostDrive
    @FrostDrive 3 года назад +71

    DUDE, how do you know so many PERFECT scenes to put in the video that illustrate what your talking about? It's done So well it's kinda unbelievable!!

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 4 года назад +228

    I want a "Why you WOULD survive SCP Keter Class"
    and then WSG explains of scps with world saving potental

    • @PhoenixBlazer39
      @PhoenixBlazer39 4 года назад +17

      That wouldn't be Keter. Those are Thaumiels.

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 4 года назад +3

      Yea general rule of thumb is the box test

    • @annamcguiness3866
      @annamcguiness3866 4 года назад +1

      A Keter with world saving potential is a Thaumiel

    • @PhoenixBlazer39
      @PhoenixBlazer39 4 года назад +21

      @@annamcguiness3866 Not exactly. Thaumiel just means it can help against other SCPs, is extremely useful, or can protect the world. 3000, for example, would ordinarily be classed any of the three classes, but because it provides the foundation for all modern amnestics, it's designated Thaumiel. Similarly, 2000 would just be safe, if not for the fact that is canonically brought the world back from 2/3 apocalypses at minimum and can recreate humanity.

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles 4 года назад +1

      PhoenixBlazer39 oh, thats cool actually. i always assumed that thaumiel was just for literally uncontainable SCPs, such as 3000 as you mentioned, but thats a much better use for a classification honestly

  • @arlenfreeman3439
    @arlenfreeman3439 4 года назад +48

    *You do not recognize the bodies in the water.*

    • @olexrash4574
      @olexrash4574 3 года назад +3

      Hey, what is Joe doing in the wate-

  • @WowSuchGaming
    @WowSuchGaming  4 года назад +489

    Here are all the time stamps for the included SCPS! Sorry for the early alert of the video, it went back to unlisted until its actual release at 10 am today central!! Enjoy this short look at more SCP critters and entities and have a wonderful weekend!
    SCP-2006 = 1:47
    SCP-2008 = 2:55
    SCP-2009 = 4:29
    SCP-2032 = 6:08
    SCP-204 = 7:05
    SCP-2068 = 9:30
    SCP-2075 = 11:27
    SCP-2079 = 14:35
    SCP-2086 = 16:48
    SCP-2112 = 19:10
    SCP-2131 = 20:08
    SCP-2162 = 22:26
    SCP-2191 = 22:52
    SCP-2194 = 25:33
    SCP-2271 = 28:01
    SCP-2299 = 30:53
    SCP-2301 = 34:39
    SCP-2304 = 37:40
    SCP-2316 = 38:39
    SCP-2317 = 39:29
    SCP-2324 = 41:59
    SCP-2326 = 43:49
    SCP-2350 = 41:40
    SCP-2359 - 46:38
    SCP-236 = 48:31
    SCP-2381 = 50:34
    SCP-2385 = 52:07
    SCP-2411 = 53:09
    SCP-2440 = 54:40
    SCP-2442 = 57:58
    SCP-2456 = 58:38
    SCP-2467 = 1:01:26
    SCP-2468 = 1:03:14
    SCP-2490 = 1:06:53

    • @salest189
      @salest189 4 года назад +6

      Fuck it’s 3:08 pm 10/16/2020 in California

    • @erezkimalov801
      @erezkimalov801 4 года назад

      Ty! Ur amazuin

    • @shardinhand1243
      @shardinhand1243 4 года назад +1

      favorite spc's have to be the orenge jello, the church of the broken god, and the malo app, and... scp conner... honorary mention to long hourse and son of long hourse for being such gudboiz, even though they not exactly real scp's

    • @luissantiago5163
      @luissantiago5163 4 года назад +2

      Thank you!

    • @obama_yo_mama4653
      @obama_yo_mama4653 4 года назад +1

      Loving these new videos.

  • @annamcguiness3866
    @annamcguiness3866 3 года назад +23

    For 2317, the ritual doesn't actually do anything. It states in a drop down that there really isn't anything they can do, but they put the rituals in in order to help everyone keep peace of mind.

  • @escapezafate
    @escapezafate 4 года назад +127

    SCP 2035 is the walking embodiment of the Mandela Effect

  • @chrisneill9598
    @chrisneill9598 3 года назад +103

    Side note: Keter isn't always "Dangerous". Safe, Euclid, and Keter are specifically to describe how difficult the entity or anomaly is to contain. Keter is really hard to contain, Safe is a storage locker. Also, Thaumiel is an object/entity that is beneficial to the foundation.

    • @MagnumLoadedTractor
      @MagnumLoadedTractor 2 года назад +5

      Thaumiel is the containment

    • @sasukedemon888888888
      @sasukedemon888888888 2 года назад +7

      @@MagnumLoadedTractor not always. Thaumiel means an anomaly that is beneficial to the foundation and doesn't strictly mean it's used to contain other anomalies.
      Scp-3000 is a good example. It is very dangerous, very difficult to contain, but because it is able to be used to make extremely effective amnestics, which is vital to the foundation's operations, it has been classified as thaumiel because it wholly benefits the foundation in a significant manner.

    • @MagnumLoadedTractor
      @MagnumLoadedTractor 2 года назад

      @@sasukedemon888888888 I know

    • @Nickspikeyrulez
      @Nickspikeyrulez 2 года назад +3

      "Side note" he literally said all that in the first video🙄

    • @bladerunner3314
      @bladerunner3314 9 месяцев назад +1

      He said as much in the first video and only names the dangerous ones.

  • @bakaneko-chan9382
    @bakaneko-chan9382 4 года назад +147

    does SCP 2271 effect people who have never had debt? I get scams trying to tell me I'm in debt all the time, however never have I ever borrowed money nor do I intend to.

    • @Shythalia
      @Shythalia 4 года назад +6

      Idk. Maybe the letter is just randomly sent to anyone in Midwestern America?

    • @epokal1
      @epokal1 3 года назад +4

      youve already been affected

    • @rzfo5320
      @rzfo5320 3 года назад +2

      go outside u really think this shits real lol

    • @ren.67
      @ren.67 3 года назад +14

      @@rzfo5320 go to school do you really think they're being serious

    • @catbaril9072
      @catbaril9072 3 года назад +7

      @@rzfo5320 question on lore aren’t thinking anything is real, tf you’re talking about 😂

  • @emarythomp
    @emarythomp 4 года назад +24

    Man some of these scps are just... lmao... like the crab one for example. It was good until it had this seemingly random ability to explode by raising their pincers... like I get you want to make an scp hard to capture and contain, but like that’s just ridiculous lmao

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 3 года назад +1

      Thank god SCP has gotten more strict with what entries get accepted tbh.

    • @maxwell4508
      @maxwell4508 2 года назад +1

      Allah crabbar * EXPLODES *

  • @CaptDestro
    @CaptDestro 4 года назад +114

    I'd kind of like to see "Why you wouldn't survive: Heavenly Host/Corpse Party"

  • @lolno6975
    @lolno6975 4 года назад +27

    50:08 killer queen has already touched that crab

  • @shepfunds
    @shepfunds 4 года назад +52

    he should do Why You Would not Survive the Simian Flu from Rise of The planet of the apes to War of The Planet of the Apes. This is only my opinion and it is up to him to decide but I personally would like to see this as I have been really fascinated with the virus from the films also I am talking about the newer films not the old films. honestly Tho i think other people would like this as well so please keep this in mind for future video

    • @moth8775
      @moth8775 4 года назад +1

      Guess you're wrong

    • @crimsonhunter7598
      @crimsonhunter7598 4 года назад

      Would be nice
      The modern trilogy is amazing

  • @ultimarx7772
    @ultimarx7772 3 года назад +13

    The scariest thing you didn’t mention about SCP 2191 it’s actually the caves that is the scp. The vampires and lamprey that live there are considered SCP-2191-1 and 2. The caves are hinted at being some type of Giant worm creature that has created tunnels throughout most of the world. The reason the vampires appear after earthquakes and natural disasters is because the caves caused those disasters to happen because it was hungry. It will then send out the vampires to bring back sustenance for it which in this case is blood. You can’t kill all of the vampires and trying to kill the giant creature is impossible due to its size and capability to destroy the world. So the foundation has to feed it blood every so often to keep it from ripping apart the earth.

  • @skullyinc.
    @skullyinc. 4 года назад +115

    As a researcher in the foundation, I would like to know how you came across this information sir.
    [Pushes a button in pocket]

    • @Nicole7073.
      @Nicole7073. 4 года назад +10

      I suspect Dr Bright.

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 4 года назад +4

      @@Nicole7073. I suspect that Bright has a shared account with all the unusual doctors in the foundation.

  • @voicelesssheep7390
    @voicelesssheep7390 3 года назад +36

    Okay so turns out, allowing people to write their own SCPs may have been a bad idea

    • @notusingmyname2634
      @notusingmyname2634 9 месяцев назад +2

      some are good but yeah theres a lot of shitty ones

    • @CactusPetePlayz
      @CactusPetePlayz Месяц назад

      ​@@notusingmyname2634 I will say, the fodder ones that are hilarious and shit could be written as an SCP hivemind trying to lure people into a false sense of security

  • @lakero4511
    @lakero4511 4 года назад +123

    Can't wait to for why you wouldn't survive the "safe", "Euclid" and "Thaumiel" SCPs series.

    • @samlevy8385
      @samlevy8385 4 года назад +23

      Thaumiel are literally helpful to the foundation. Euclid is the best one for the next SCP vid

    • @hydraoverlord3283
      @hydraoverlord3283 4 года назад +9

      The safe one wouldn't be that long there would be some that can kill people but the list would still be really small

    • @wilhelm__3713
      @wilhelm__3713 4 года назад +10

      @@samlevy8385 "Why you wouldnt survive the XK class"

    • @PositiveLycan
      @PositiveLycan 4 года назад +7

      @@samlevy8385 yeaaaaah but they can still be dangerous. like amnesia eel boi.

    • @lol_f4
      @lol_f4 4 года назад +1

      that’s a good one

  • @eccomi21
    @eccomi21 3 года назад +12

    "why you wouldn't survive keter class scps"
    *second entry*
    "the only survivor named Richards"
    Oh. OK.

  • @regiman222
    @regiman222 4 года назад +67

    6:36 So he's the Mandela effect personified?

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 4 года назад +1

      Havent watched the video yet, but I'm going to go ahead and guess 055?

    • @iplat
      @iplat 4 года назад +1

      It's the ghost of Andrew Jackson, challenging those who criticize his wife to a duel.

  • @Elastigirl-Official
    @Elastigirl-Official 3 года назад +9

    After this make "why the foundation needs the thaumiel class scps"

  • @lupommyt7348
    @lupommyt7348 4 года назад +50

    Why did i think that 2001 - 2500 meant the years and I was like "how u gonna do that"

  • @chills7707
    @chills7707 3 года назад +3

    Idk if you care or are still reading the comments for this video but the SCP organization uses the name of The Foundation to state its self in documents so you don’t have to say SCP organization every time m8.

  • @sno7599
    @sno7599 4 года назад +49

    41:03 the ritual of blood is a decoy. (sorry if that came over as " well actually" not my intention you did an amazing job on the script its just so people won't get confused when reading the articel again amazing job i love your video's and i love the scp foundation.)

    • @jetfoxproductions
      @jetfoxproductions 4 года назад +5

      first thought that jumped into my head as well, the ritual in 2317 does nothing but stop the people in the site from panicing. considering the devourer will get out eventually and nothing can stop or delay that makes 2317 one of the worst things in this list.

  • @arlenfreeman3439
    @arlenfreeman3439 4 года назад +14

    For anyone who hasn't read SCP-2359's article: it has infiltrated the Overseer Council.This a worst-case scenario. 😅

  • @j.q.nguyen
    @j.q.nguyen 4 года назад +26

    I'm way too early because it's the morning

  • @beansat3am
    @beansat3am 3 года назад +23

    Imagine SCP 2301 but instead of turning into medieval monsters-
    It turned into video game protagonists .
    They have the same powers of the actual game protagonists as well as weaknesses . But instead of heroics , they use these powers for evil .
    For example , a low level video game threat would be someone like Diddy Kong from The Dk Series . Yeah he'd still be able to kill a decent amount of people but he could be handled .
    But this is when things get bad- .
    Hear me out .
    *What if it turns into someone like Kirby-*
    *If you understand Kirby lore , you'd definitely understand why Kirby would spell the end of Earth .*

    • @goose4349
      @goose4349 Год назад +1

      I feel like if you didnt understand Kirby lore you could still get why an evil murder SCP turning into a direct copy of Kirby spells the end of the earth.

    • @shekkie
      @shekkie Год назад

      SRA to stop the void he has from consuming matter, then just use cryogenic weapons. simple

  • @That63Center
    @That63Center 4 года назад +19

    13:07 plot twist Audible is an SCP designed to steal your money😂

  • @romnksn5932
    @romnksn5932 3 года назад +5

    How to make a keter scp:
    1: Look at the classic scp objects
    2: Try to make something as good
    3: Create a something something unkillable that is a gas/some dude from the past/animal/meaty thing that kills people with radiation/teef/hair/something gorey because it’s mandatory/the power of christ

  • @bingusmcscringus2012
    @bingusmcscringus2012 4 года назад +35

    Im a simple person. I see SCP foundation, I click.

  • @bruhmachine6435
    @bruhmachine6435 4 года назад +5

    SCP (Secure. Contain. Protect) is the name of the foundation, When SCP is used for the anomalies like SCP-5000 it stands for Special Contain Procedures.

  • @shardinhand1243
    @shardinhand1243 4 года назад +32

    favorite spc's have to be the orenge jello, the church of the broken god, and the malo app. honorary mention to long horse and son of long horse for being such gud boiz, even though they not exactly real scp's
    and scp conner ;3

    • @GamerGrill420
      @GamerGrill420 4 года назад +9

      I personally enjoy the infinite IKEA and the eye pods.

    • @shardinhand1243
      @shardinhand1243 4 года назад +5

      @@GamerGrill420 thought about adding the infinite ikea! love the idea for some reason, like a new wild land to explore!, also thought about the teady bear that knits sick people replacment body parts... cuase its so wholesome for such a dark universe.

    • @s.tellington
      @s.tellington 4 года назад +2

      Long horse not scp. Never has been, hopefully never will be.

    • @shardinhand1243
      @shardinhand1243 4 года назад

      @@s.tellington :V all hail long horse!

    • @cthulhubecausewhynot1182
      @cthulhubecausewhynot1182 4 года назад +4

      Long Horse isn’t an SCP, Church of The Broken god are an organization and not an SCP themselves, although they do use them.

  • @antitoadactivistorjesus3902
    @antitoadactivistorjesus3902 3 года назад +3

    Just get Spotify my guy

  • @lazymichael8956
    @lazymichael8956 4 года назад +9

    I remember watching Weekend at Bernie’s with my grandpa at first I really didn’t like it but now I love it sadly my grandpa passed away last year

  • @joesmith457
    @joesmith457 4 года назад +10

    I wanna see why you wouldn't survive SCPs safe class.

  • @jackcutter2
    @jackcutter2 4 года назад +11

    Thank you for all the hard work you do for us WSG. Your videos are an inspiration to us all to work hard for the things you love. Hope you're doing alright and are healthy. Stay safe 💜

  • @hhhhhhhhhhhh7846
    @hhhhhhhhhhhh7846 3 года назад +6

    4:01 unfunny kids going onto scp videos to say they're "built different"

    • @milkymurderer907
      @milkymurderer907 3 года назад

      I’m funnier than them because I’m built different

  • @iriscentasbizzareshitpost6243
    @iriscentasbizzareshitpost6243 4 года назад +9

    DId you know whats the best way to hide scp 001? not classify it as scp 001

  • @chancecam9397
    @chancecam9397 4 года назад +7

    I am so sorry you had to watch all those clips about leeches to edit that lech part!

  • @derelictshouse
    @derelictshouse 3 года назад +3

    Y'know, SCP-2490 reminds me of Surface from Diamond is Unbreakable.

  • @mustakrakishthebakedtroll2896
    @mustakrakishthebakedtroll2896 4 года назад +8

    "Sharpened claws poison tip manicure, painted skin hiding the beast within, daggered heels designed to cut your face, no remorse killing the human race"
    lol nice Castratikron bit

  • @cowforceseven7328
    @cowforceseven7328 4 года назад +5

    I’m pretty sure scp 2008 isn’t some mystical gun a forum user can summon but rather Andrew Jackson’s ghost. He was known to duel people with pistols, which the article alludes to, and he killed someone in a duel when they insulted his wife while the scp gets involved in conversations about first lady’s and, well, mentions Andrew Jackson’s wife. It’s gotta be him.

  • @CosyMatt
    @CosyMatt 4 года назад +7

    Why is 204 on this list? After specifically saying to pay attention to the numbers you are going through? Lol love the video though just confused

    • @hydrastuff8029
      @hydrastuff8029 3 года назад

      I'm pretty sure he just forgot to do 204 in the first video

  • @johnjohnson9560
    @johnjohnson9560 3 года назад +6

    Man, he barely missed my guy * * | * * * * * | * * | * by stopping at 2500.

  • @Creym464
    @Creym464 4 года назад +4

    Answer:100% you died
    Ez

  • @J0hnzie
    @J0hnzie 3 года назад +7

    "-specifically in Tennessee-"
    *Me, living just outside of Memphis, playing Hearts of Iron 4 on my other monitor.*

    • @rzfo5320
      @rzfo5320 3 года назад

      bro? you're talking like it's real lol

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 3 года назад +1

      @@rzfo5320 oh look youre being dumb under another comment too

  • @Marceline555
    @Marceline555 4 года назад +5

    lmao, youtube decided to recommend the first part of this series (that came out 6 months ago) and i had seen already, instead of this one that came out an hour ago. I had to get into your channel to see if you had uploaded a continuation just to see that it was this recent.
    nice one youtube.

  • @sovietmenace7625
    @sovietmenace7625 3 года назад +2

    Your telling me you know what scp stands for but you still mispronounce the word Keter? Ok then.

  • @shrek3249
    @shrek3249 4 года назад +4

    You should do Why you would probably survive SCP Euclid class!

  • @clargonaut6015
    @clargonaut6015 4 года назад +5

    35:22 You could also have someone be Siegfried/Sigurd rather than needing an army of knights.

  • @Ith4qua
    @Ith4qua 3 года назад +5

    You missed the point of 2008 it's supposed to be Andrew Jackson's ghost

  • @tillmanen
    @tillmanen 3 года назад +2

    I would put Spoilers for the movie/tv show clips you use. Maybe a time stamp thing in the description and mention it at the beginning of the video or put Spoiler Warnings in front of each clip (which i know is really excessive so maybe the first idea) Or just dont use Spoiler clips from movies/tv shows. Other than that the video is great!

  • @hush847
    @hush847 4 года назад +3

    Why you would survive the keter class, 001-2500. The story of being built different.

  • @monarosberg6036
    @monarosberg6036 3 года назад +2

    Scp-204-1 is awesome! Its like your own stand!
    Is what i thought at first

  • @jfk4577
    @jfk4577 4 года назад +7

    I’ve been waiting a long time

  • @dolphidelaware
    @dolphidelaware 3 года назад +2

    I can get why people like this, and I very much like the concept, but things like SCP-2068... like, cmon, reel it in a little bit.
    - A reciprocal oil pump with organs that drain energy from the environment to manufacture other pumps to spread their reach.
    Okay, cool.
    - Those maintaining upkeep of the machine get degradation of the limbic system and they'll throw up a lot.
    Alright.
    - Those infected will contaminate everyone and everything nearby, even if tissue affected is removed immediately, because the virus is just THAT strong.
    Fine.
    - Infected individuals, when placed in quarantine, would attempt to break out using any means, even if that means the host blowing up.
    Bruh. Like, it wasn't powerful enough already?
    - Those affected and killed will reanimate into mindless zombies that go on murderous rampages that spew toxic acid and explode.
    Are you kidding me??
    Maybe that's the point - I'm not sure, but the ridiculousness takes me out of it sometimes.

  • @GothamiteYT
    @GothamiteYT 4 года назад +3

    So many of these SCPs are so stupid but I cant stop watching this lol

  • @kraken8644
    @kraken8644 4 года назад +7

    204 is literally a stand

  • @Phe_
    @Phe_ 3 года назад +3

    Alternate title: Why you will not survive 2020

  • @whtdwarfbackhe
    @whtdwarfbackhe 4 года назад +13

    "will summon a ghostly weapon"
    NANI? A STANDO?!

  • @iamstewpit6740
    @iamstewpit6740 4 года назад +6

    Imagine someone making a TV show about the SCP foundation

    • @jjj7783
      @jjj7783 3 года назад

      Every episode is an scp log with different ways of filming, like found footage

  • @Fighter11244
    @Fighter11244 4 года назад +5

    SCP-2009: Exists
    Houston: DON'T COME NEAR!

  • @zzuklaa5699
    @zzuklaa5699 4 года назад +8

    SCP-2006 is one of my favorites, so underrated.

    • @jjj7783
      @jjj7783 3 года назад

      *Turns into an atomic explosion *
      "Haha, I really got you guys!"
      "Guys....?"

  • @steel8231
    @steel8231 3 года назад +4

    It doesn't help that SCP containment classes aren't danger ratings, just their difficulty to contain. Keter class refers to "will escape eventually".
    "Safe" means you can put it in a box and it will stay there.
    The middle is "Elucid" that means human-ish inteligence or ability, it will escape if left alone but can be contained. There are Safe SCPs that can end the world, there are Keters that are harmless but weird enough to draw attention.

  • @sharpiefumes
    @sharpiefumes 3 года назад +3

    Cant wait for the straightforward 2935 explanation

  • @takikohu
    @takikohu 4 года назад +2

    Why you wouldn't survive S.D Locke's proposal of SCP-001, When Day Breaks.

  • @dragonl0l
    @dragonl0l 4 года назад +6

    Im still confused cuz wtf is scp 204 doing here

    • @vgm_29
      @vgm_29 4 года назад +2

      I think he’s picking them based on how a spreadsheet orders them as opposed to counting regularly

    • @coalopalatticus6964
      @coalopalatticus6964 4 года назад

      I thought he just went through the keter tag on the site.

  • @cybo_vampire9145
    @cybo_vampire9145 4 года назад +2

    You forgot that the ritual used to slow SCP-2317 is actually fake and that the SCP foundation only made it up to make it look like they are actively stopping SCP-2317 when in reality, there is no known method of stopping or even slowing the chain's breaking process. The only reason it hasn't broken yet is that it just hasn't degraded enough yet.

  • @corona1173
    @corona1173 4 года назад +16

    Can we give this guy some respect for wasting hours and hours of his life just to read all those Keter scps and then summarizing it up

  • @panzercrewman616
    @panzercrewman616 3 года назад +2

    “Why you wouldn’t survive the scp keter class”
    I think it explains itself

  • @lavuntecolquitt
    @lavuntecolquitt 4 года назад +5

    This MAN is too powerful to fail, he must be a keter class content maker! Lol! Thx for all this heat bro,rest up well my friend

  • @evilbankai80
    @evilbankai80 3 года назад +2

    Would love to see a Why you wouldnt survive a Starcraft Zerg Invasion....

  • @lordquastheonly
    @lordquastheonly 4 года назад +6

    Take a shot every time he mentions the last of us

  • @tarwagon
    @tarwagon 3 года назад +2

    OMFG......I'll never have an appetite again after seeing what I just saw at 26:20 . That bathroom should be an SCP itself.....
    *SCP-&%$# : The Filthiest Bathroom Ever.* Any human unfortunate enough to see an image of this horrifying shitter will never again be able to eat , essentially losing their appetite permanently. Only lifelong IV intervention will be able to keep these people alive and sustained. 💩🧻💩🚽💩🛁😱💩🤮

  • @shawnnegron7804
    @shawnnegron7804 4 года назад +6

    You should do "why you wouldn't survie the combine in hl2" or something like that

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 3 года назад

      I know im commenting 9 months late, but he actually did that already before you commented this. Just letting you know incase you havent watched it.

  • @italianosergalino5640
    @italianosergalino5640 3 года назад +2

    Funny enough i am resistant to damage and i feel like i could survive the Scp apocalypse
    (Unless it's the infectious cave scp that kills the entire multiverse in its dimension)

  • @dalazyworf
    @dalazyworf 4 года назад +3

    I can't wait to hear your thoughts on 2662

  • @catsquidcatoverlord9842
    @catsquidcatoverlord9842 4 года назад +3

    You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

  • @lilmisskristy5467
    @lilmisskristy5467 3 года назад +3

    Yo dudes I escaped containment-

  • @CartoonCat.And.Deadpool
    @CartoonCat.And.Deadpool 3 года назад +2

    I just imagine the scp- 2271 sending a debt to a child and then because a kid doesn't really do anything to get money or even understand how to do taxes- the scp cant effect the kid- they'll just be like " Uh... Nah I'm like 11 I'm not giving money to some random company because I got a stupid letter, it's my money" then if the kid has money they do any normal kid thing and buy like toys and stuff.

  • @hacksea2788
    @hacksea2788 2 года назад +3

    For SCP-2301, if it decided to morph into an antagonist that has no weaknesses such as Homelander, would the be invincible, or would the foundation have a way to temporarily kill it? (Purely hypothetical btw, seems like a cool idea to think abt)

  • @Galactic321
    @Galactic321 3 года назад +2

    The use of Vsauce as the streamer anamoly is eerily pertinent.

  • @ChipipoydotcomdotPH
    @ChipipoydotcomdotPH 4 года назад +4

    That Mandela effect guy is OP

    • @ImSoMad.
      @ImSoMad. 4 года назад +1

      Yea if he thought scps never existed they wouldn't exist anymore boom that would solve everything

  • @DrWho1596
    @DrWho1596 3 года назад +2

    “Why you wouldn’t survive keter class.” I don’t know who needs an explanation why I would die from literal gods, world ending objects and creatures, but I would like to know HOW

  • @doomzd1326
    @doomzd1326 4 года назад +3

    It's funny how he just took the Kahn Maykr from Doom Eternal and said it's 001.
    Oh and by the way, Keter class is for objects that are hard to contain. Euclid is for medium difficulty regarding containment. And Safe is for objects that are either neutralised or immobile.

    • @IzeecClarke
      @IzeecClarke 4 года назад +1

      He already said that(the keter Classification) from the last video