Ethan Guesses Who’s High - Off The Rails #15

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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @coreeenie8397
    @coreeenie8397 3 года назад +11664

    Ethan not liking weed, but still being mad that he wasn’t in someone’s dream blunt rotation is major Michael Scott vibes.

    • @MentosBejeweled2
      @MentosBejeweled2 3 года назад +118

      Every month Ryan - it’s every month

    • @vexial12
      @vexial12 3 года назад +196

      Let's not forget Ethan the type of boss to let his employees get high on the job

    • @kirkjason24
      @kirkjason24 3 года назад +153

      Ethan likes weed, he just doesn’t like the way it makes him feel anymore. You can tell he wishes he could still enjoy it though.

    • @adyorvanderlei4767
      @adyorvanderlei4767 3 года назад +9

      Big bad huge Micheal Scott vibes

    • @ethanberry4306
      @ethanberry4306 3 года назад +4

      @@kirkjason24 he doesn’t like weed he doesn’t use it

  • @busterbrown7087
    @busterbrown7087 3 года назад +3905

    Ethan immediately attempting to throw math questions at people was the most unintentionally boomer thing

    • @hayleyh2199
      @hayleyh2199 3 года назад +12

      😭😭😭

    • @makaveli0_0
      @makaveli0_0 3 года назад +102

      fr i’m garbage at math when i’m sober

    • @simondevol9663
      @simondevol9663 3 года назад +41

      I have been smoking with friends and their parents call and start blasting them with math questions 😂

    • @caitystepleton8938
      @caitystepleton8938 3 года назад +50

      I felt bad for Zach I struggle with math alot too and wouldn't have been able to answer on the spot like that either especially mixed with the anxiety of being pressured like that he mentioned he wasn't comfortable doing it

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 3 года назад +11

      That’s a great point, smartphones made arithmetic pointless, but before smartphones, us older folks needed it. So it’s perfectly boomer’ish to care about arithmetic at all lol

  • @smallboi4508
    @smallboi4508 3 года назад +2435

    Not gunna lie, Ethan continually holding up the sonic pic to Sam asking “does this mean anything to you?” And then to Ian right after, was so fucking funny to me 😂😂😂

    • @mh2120
      @mh2120 3 года назад +6

      Thank you for your honesty

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 3 года назад +38

      @@AshiwiZuni I swear she was about to pull out the “he’s so fast” line but just couldn’t get it to cross the thought-speech barrier

    • @panchoB95
      @panchoB95 3 года назад +10

      you can tell she was fighting the high 😂

    • @roseharvey2664
      @roseharvey2664 3 года назад +6

      Sam was the best and the Sonic picture was hilarious.

    • @JulieboZ
      @JulieboZ 3 года назад

      What’s the back story on the Sonic picture??

  • @user-re8mt1nw4d
    @user-re8mt1nw4d 3 года назад +3081

    dream blunt rotation: shredder, alfredo, the studio fruit flies, and ethan’s dad

    • @kimberlymartin99
      @kimberlymartin99 3 года назад +138

      ngl this would be a nightmare rotation for me hhahahha

    • @cierrahauck9459
      @cierrahauck9459 3 года назад +72

      Cursed rotation😶

    • @user-re8mt1nw4d
      @user-re8mt1nw4d 3 года назад +14

      @@kimberlymartin99 the fruit flies are the nightmare

    • @j4cki3.
      @j4cki3. 3 года назад +1

      facts

    • @HotPotathoe
      @HotPotathoe 3 года назад +3

      Wanted to like this but I refuse to be the guy who ruins the 420

  • @beccasids9369
    @beccasids9369 3 года назад +2785

    I love how off the rails has turned into the crew being the co-hosts... I am so here for thisss

    • @brianaslityoutubeyo937
      @brianaslityoutubeyo937 3 года назад +20

      Yass i been thinking this

    • @palomac7041
      @palomac7041 3 года назад +32

      I hope they’re paid like co hosts

    • @christopherhammond5142
      @christopherhammond5142 3 года назад +30

      That whole bit about reggae that lead into Ryan Kavanagh was fucking golden. Olivia is one fucking funny dude.

    • @babyjay4107
      @babyjay4107 3 года назад +15

      @@palomac7041 oh you know Ethan hooks them up

    • @christianaella7043
      @christianaella7043 3 года назад +17

      Love the crew...especially Olivia...love her vibe

  • @eomuse6641
    @eomuse6641 3 года назад +1447

    the fact that Love really got into an ig live with the island boys is so funny

    • @han6061
      @han6061 3 года назад +5

      Ikr lmaaao

    • @Escave734
      @Escave734 3 года назад

      My

    • @GrapeMaitland
      @GrapeMaitland 3 года назад +7

      Actually crying at it 😂 so funny

    • @abbsterlicious5186
      @abbsterlicious5186 3 года назад +46

      “you do you have a lot of islands in sweden?!” 🤣

    • @Badgirlmichelle
      @Badgirlmichelle 3 года назад +26

      He really understood the assignment lol

  • @dianeschmidt17
    @dianeschmidt17 3 года назад +2357

    “Your eyes look like hamburgers” and AB mouthing “I’m high” has me nearly in tears

    • @TorkilDjurhuus
      @TorkilDjurhuus 3 года назад +143

      I think Post Malone originally said that to Ethan, am I right?

    • @jennygagne9099
      @jennygagne9099 3 года назад +36

      @@TorkilDjurhuus yes!!

    • @TorkilDjurhuus
      @TorkilDjurhuus 3 года назад +52

      @@jennygagne9099 I just went to see if I was remebering correctly. it's at around 2.10 in episode 38!!

    • @genetem
      @genetem 3 года назад +33

      @@TorkilDjurhuus wow you’re a real one for that!!! thx

    • @christinecannibal844
      @christinecannibal844 3 года назад +13

      Fucking died because I just know exactly what hamburger eyes are hahahaha

  • @BarbyQMan1
    @BarbyQMan1 3 года назад +2075

    This was Love's episode. He made a connection with the Island Boys on his own initiative and put together an incredibly important service announcement. We appreciate the Island King

    • @cierrahauck9459
      @cierrahauck9459 3 года назад +15

      Shout out to the Island King!!!!!

    • @digitalgrl308
      @digitalgrl308 3 года назад +10

      YES we love the island king

    • @AudiAddict
      @AudiAddict 2 года назад +3

      Timestamp? Pls

    • @Jeekobz
      @Jeekobz 2 года назад +2

      @@AudiAddict around twenty minutes

  • @LoicReviews
    @LoicReviews 3 года назад +7400

    Ok I will say this: Off The Rails is probably the most entertaining episodic show on this platform.
    Every skits/goofs you guys do that include whole the cast is on point and has me dead every. single. frickin. time.

    • @ashleykelly1445
      @ashleykelly1445 3 года назад +26

      Agree 💯

    • @junkmoon-
      @junkmoon- 3 года назад +6

      Same, it's my favorite.

    • @LowTide941
      @LowTide941 3 года назад +6

      Wow a checkmarked comment that seems sincere and thoughtful. Not the usual “who’s been a fan since the beginning” or the ever favorite “H3 makes my day better”

    • @BOWSA456
      @BOWSA456 3 года назад +4

      More full cast segmentssss👏👏👏

    • @kylesgarden8725
      @kylesgarden8725 3 года назад

      Factoids

  • @laikenrodrigue7501
    @laikenrodrigue7501 3 года назад +643

    “Like Pokémon for her to collect” oh god. Almost fell of the couch laughing 😂

  • @Pamelalrene
    @Pamelalrene 3 года назад +761

    Ethan gushing over his dogs' feet is the cutest thing I've seen in a while

  • @alexcarr5190
    @alexcarr5190 3 года назад +1863

    When Ethan said “We all drink water, Dan. It’s a prerequisite for life” I lost it

  • @MartinZeldaTP
    @MartinZeldaTP 3 года назад +1258

    Zack plays soundbite: "That's fraud!"
    Dan within 0.3 seconds: "Alleged"
    Dan is always so quick to cover the show's ass from potential legal threats.

    • @blisskissed8527
      @blisskissed8527 3 года назад +52

      Standing ovation for Dan the Daddy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @Bund___Germs_Bund
      @Bund___Germs_Bund 3 года назад +12

      That's what wizard's do lol

    • @toltorg
      @toltorg 3 года назад +5

      @@blisskissed8527 my local politician is named Dan and we call him daddy Dan lmao

    • @null6778
      @null6778 3 года назад

      LOL for real

    • @vegaf2011
      @vegaf2011 3 года назад

      Especially now lol I think one more strike right or two left?

  • @dcross0616
    @dcross0616 3 года назад +2617

    This might be the best episode ever. Petition to make the “Who’s High?” Quiz an annual thing, this episode’s good vibes are off the charts but always in our hearts.

    • @trina4205
      @trina4205 3 года назад +59

      I petition for quarterly “Who’s High?” Quiz. Love love love this episode. Lol. Totally agree on the vibes.

    • @Chelsinthebikeroom
      @Chelsinthebikeroom 3 года назад +14

      @@trina4205 weekly plz😂

    • @caylinmar3983
      @caylinmar3983 3 года назад +3

      420th like on the comment!! 😵‍💫🥲

    • @Hx9000
      @Hx9000 3 года назад +22

      Fuck annual, make it monthly

    • @howardjacob8514
      @howardjacob8514 3 года назад +5

      I petition for an eighthly "Who's High?" Quiz

  • @emilyl1406
    @emilyl1406 3 года назад +2473

    Olivia saying "I was a fan of everybody and they turned out to be terrible people" I felt that.

    • @nicvuk
      @nicvuk 3 года назад +6

      Yes!!! Ugh

    • @gashkage22
      @gashkage22 3 года назад +7

      Or you can see past thier facades and spot they're all full of shit, and never like them to begin with.

    • @Waraba_
      @Waraba_ 3 года назад +18

      @@alexr2761 We’re gonna find out Ethan beats babies or something in a few years

    • @digitalgrl308
      @digitalgrl308 3 года назад +9

      Sameeeeeee me and Olivia literally were fans of the same ppl and then they all turened out bad 😭

    • @jojojaykay
      @jojojaykay 3 года назад +4

      @@digitalgrl308 it means you guys are bad judges of character.

  • @madisonashley6294
    @madisonashley6294 3 года назад +1435

    Ethan is LIVING for everyone laughing super hard at his jokes when they are high 😂😂

    • @_Biggg_t
      @_Biggg_t 3 года назад +107

      Lmaooooo the way he looks around at everyone with that grin on his face

  • @funkyflurry88
    @funkyflurry88 3 года назад +3672

    The crew member that came up with this segment definitely just wants to see if they can safely come to work high

  • @laowhy86
    @laowhy86 3 года назад +3846

    Love trying to blend in with the Island boys makes me die in a good way

    • @evilfriedrice277
      @evilfriedrice277 3 года назад +14

      wu mao 👋🏼

    • @bradean2781
      @bradean2781 3 года назад +10

      Have you watched Ethan’s podcast with Hasan?

    • @jared2520
      @jared2520 3 года назад +28

      just tickled that laowhy86 walks among the footsoldiers! So epic big fan Lao!

    • @shayrockmusic
      @shayrockmusic 3 года назад +10

      Would love to see advchina on h3 one day! Either way, ya'll are doing God's work
      Edit: positive shit 🤙

    • @OnlyJ.O.B
      @OnlyJ.O.B 3 года назад +3

      bros in love with china 💀

  • @lonewonderer
    @lonewonderer 3 года назад +2088

    I honestly love how Off The Rails has included the crew more and more each episode. I love that family/friend dynamic 👏

    • @throast90
      @throast90 3 года назад +21

      Every episode of H3 is Families

    • @ronniewhitedx
      @ronniewhitedx 3 года назад +4

      I honestly love loving honestly honestly love is honest

    • @gem1496
      @gem1496 3 года назад

      ong

    • @ronniewhitedx
      @ronniewhitedx 3 года назад

      @@Kigoz4Life no

    • @Blake4months
      @Blake4months 3 года назад +1

      seeing them post on ig each week with everyone always makes my heart full cause once it was just two of them and now look how big their family's gotten

  • @tommid2765
    @tommid2765 3 года назад +829

    AB said “no I’m playing” like 10 times and I’ve never heard him say it before (along with the complete lack of eye contact and confidence) I knew he was stoned

    • @lauriceaustin8237
      @lauriceaustin8237 3 года назад +63

      The no im playing thing is what convinced me of his non sobriety also 🤣🤣

    • @jayce6172
      @jayce6172 2 года назад +14

      He says that all the fucking time

    • @tommid2765
      @tommid2765 2 года назад +9

      @@jayce6172 r u ok

    • @maybetomorrownewmaker
      @maybetomorrownewmaker Год назад +12

      @@tommid2765 no, he's playing

    • @bigchefdog
      @bigchefdog Год назад +4

      AB “nah i’m just playin” Ayad

  • @LindseyFaithsingsandthings
    @LindseyFaithsingsandthings 3 года назад +879

    As a mom of a young boy with Tourette’s similar to Ethans. Her comments always were so crazy to me with how ignorant an adult could be about a disorder that even just a quick internet search could educate you on how there is so much more to this disorder then people know. Seeing them all compiled together is just wow…

    • @brittnay279
      @brittnay279 3 года назад +52

      She literally knew someone with Tourette’s, it was like a feigned ignorance. She didn’t even need to Google it to know better. It always really frustrated me

    • @dirtydan5281
      @dirtydan5281 3 года назад +15

      It really did sadden me. A lot of people's perception of tourettes is those who have tics such as swearing, screaming, etc. because that seems to be the only form that gets much attention, despite being rare. I'm glad Ethan has helped show a different side of tourettes and hopefully has educated people even a bit

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 3 года назад +8

      Yeah my brother has quite significant coprolalia (so he’d involuntarily say potentially-offensive words and phrases), but it’s not like she was even informed about or respectful toward those with those more extreme tics

    • @BDBD16
      @BDBD16 3 года назад +6

      She is just ignorant period. How she even makes money baffles me.

    • @deek4739
      @deek4739 3 года назад +4

      Imagine if we all took the time to get educated on the spectrum of disabilities and disorders out there to make us better and more understanding people.

  • @Evansux1301
    @Evansux1301 3 года назад +539

    I LOST IT at AB “I’m an Islam boy!”

  • @Clisare
    @Clisare 3 года назад +3436

    I’m just imagining Hila landing into the office to pick Ethan up and everyone is high as kites 😂

    • @heatherpony
      @heatherpony 3 года назад +20

      I was thinking oh man reading the comments spoiled something for me and then I looked at the title and I was like "oh" lol

    • @SOAP1000
      @SOAP1000 3 года назад +70

      And Ethan is just screaming "WHO IS HUNGRY. DOES ANYONE WANT MEXICAN?!"

    • @yomamie9254
      @yomamie9254 3 года назад +17

      Can you get a memebership so I can stop seeing ur comments

    • @roller_waifu
      @roller_waifu 3 года назад +20

      They should have redone the squid games high 🤣

    • @Seatowntony206
      @Seatowntony206 3 года назад +5

      And hila chewing out Ethan for ordering a shit load of pizza

  • @AnnaVictrix
    @AnnaVictrix 3 года назад +480

    Ethan: “A bunch of p0theads working here.”
    Olivia: “That makes sense.”
    Olivia with the unintentional shade 😂

  • @fries_frames
    @fries_frames 3 года назад +883

    Love casually throwing in "Sweden has the most islands in the world" on the Live has me in actual tears! 😂

  • @Cessate
    @Cessate 3 года назад +1170

    This entire "guess whose high" segment, and the following chaos afterwards, was one of the funniest things ever.
    Watching the crew go off the rails (no pun intended), is an individual podcast I'd watch so hard.

    • @akillen77
      @akillen77 3 года назад +1

      Revenge rules

    • @chxllxc
      @chxllxc 3 года назад +1

      yesss

    • @nissemannen1000
      @nissemannen1000 3 года назад +4

      I agree😂 i am dying 💀💀 they need to do this more

    • @maylawson6520
      @maylawson6520 3 года назад +5

      give the crew their own podcast 😭😭😭

    • @noirling1
      @noirling1 3 года назад

      It's flipped!

  • @toastcalm
    @toastcalm 3 года назад +643

    The further off the rails this show gets, the better it becomes. I thought Silent Library couldn't be topped, but this was hilarious

    • @saleatseggs
      @saleatseggs 3 года назад +2

      i agree 🥰🥰

    • @hettel_visual
      @hettel_visual 3 года назад +3

      My tier list is 1. Who's high? 2. Squid Game 3. Silent library

    • @JOE-ROGAN-CLIPS.
      @JOE-ROGAN-CLIPS. 3 года назад

      Yesss

    • @ashleyyc_95
      @ashleyyc_95 3 года назад +1

      Silent library had me dyinggggg the whole episode

    • @xoKPxAPxo
      @xoKPxAPxo 3 года назад

      This comment is exactly how I feel!

  • @bananasforever05
    @bananasforever05 3 года назад +1396

    Dan is fucking hilarious every episode his dry humor is great.

  • @tarynjones3505
    @tarynjones3505 3 года назад +562

    Literally dying when Ethan is trying to explain why 15 x 5 doesn’t equal 50 and then he just goes “let’s move on”

    • @dizzy_foxx
      @dizzy_foxx 3 года назад +1

      I’m just hear*ing* this right now as I’m reading this comment. Same thing happened to me last otr

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 3 года назад

      That part was so hilarious 😭😭😭 sorry Zach

  • @VCCassidy
    @VCCassidy 3 года назад +2276

    Dan is indistinguishable high or sober. We need to see him dab.

    • @cassidybrewer
      @cassidybrewer 3 года назад +18

      Agreed

    • @whip8
      @whip8 3 года назад +56

      The man would maybe let out a giggle. Stoned cold stoner.

    • @FlannelPrime
      @FlannelPrime 3 года назад +4

      Nah he's wearing yellow glasses in this one

    • @sgtkush2115
      @sgtkush2115 3 года назад +4

      Dan is a good man 😁

    • @thryn8113
      @thryn8113 3 года назад +4

      Honestly if he just hooted a pen for 10 minutes straight that would do it too. He needs to blast himself.

  • @AngeMaree
    @AngeMaree 3 года назад +776

    "I was her Muslim" - obvious sadness from AB
    "I was her Tourettes. She collected us like Pokemon" - Ethan trying to cheer AB up
    *chefs kiss*

    • @leonardo.diCATio
      @leonardo.diCATio 3 года назад +34

      @Paul Bunyan why are you replying this on every comment? you're on his channel, you're gonna see positive comments on it. get over yourself
      we can also see your account was only made three days ago. and, in those three days you've made 37 comments on this channel. kind of suspicious if you ask me.

    • @highlikeheaven
      @highlikeheaven 3 года назад +9

      Paul Bunyan y r u going thru everyone’s comment just to be a hater 😭

    • @emmarosie7176
      @emmarosie7176 3 года назад +12

      Oh god this “chefs kiss” makes me cringe so hard

    • @Boorosan
      @Boorosan 3 года назад +2

      @@leonardo.diCATio just one of those trish stans i guess

    • @janenebebebe2487
      @janenebebebe2487 3 года назад +1

      @Paul Bunyan dan the hater undercoverrr

  • @christmastiger
    @christmastiger 3 года назад +294

    1:23:16 the way Sam responded "Yes" when Ethan asked if she still wanted the burgers was SO FREAKIN' PRECIOUS, whatta gem

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn 3 года назад +10

      I love your name and profile picture

    • @christmastiger
      @christmastiger 3 года назад +3

      @@re_i_gn why thank you! ☺️ It was a line from the movie Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, but I love the idea of a holiday-loving tiger.

    • @jaimecohen7584
      @jaimecohen7584 2 года назад

      Sam is adorable ❤

  • @JSpechtArt
    @JSpechtArt 3 года назад +868

    Definitely has to be the funniest episode, tied with silent library. They have to do the blazed segment again, but with challenges or something. I was dying laughing

    • @user-uo7wx2mo8q
      @user-uo7wx2mo8q 3 года назад +35

      silent library but high edition!!!

    • @314Poppie
      @314Poppie 3 года назад +4

      @@user-uo7wx2mo8q I second that

    • @JSpechtArt
      @JSpechtArt 3 года назад

      @@user-uo7wx2mo8q bruh 100% YES

    • @cassidybrewer
      @cassidybrewer 3 года назад +1

      AGREED!

    • @CanadianWhatever
      @CanadianWhatever 3 года назад +1

      High try not to laugh challenge featuring tiktok

  • @evan
    @evan 3 года назад +1773

    Sam really tried her best to hold it together oh bless

    • @kristinehansen.
      @kristinehansen. 3 года назад +44

      She did 😂 but failed hilariously 😂

    • @oliviaxx9022
      @oliviaxx9022 3 года назад +66

      i could tell exactly when she sat down lmao

    • @Imponderabilia995
      @Imponderabilia995 3 года назад +2

      Hi Evan! :)

    • @fizzzycat4389
      @fizzzycat4389 3 года назад +21

      They really pulled out the Sonic picture I died when that happened

    • @christiancastillo7846
      @christiancastillo7846 3 года назад +4

      Heyy Evan, Iove your content. Didn't know you were a fellow for soldier, that's awesome

  • @cassidybrewer
    @cassidybrewer 3 года назад +725

    Between this and Silent Library, you guys have been killing it lately. Seriously.

    • @jessicag5398
      @jessicag5398 3 года назад +11

      I agree, I’d love to watch the H3 pod play more games

  • @marinavelasanford
    @marinavelasanford 3 года назад +646

    Is no one going to talk about Ethan saying “Samantha?” And Sam saying “no its Sam” then she realized *oh Samantha is my full name* “yeah its Samantha”

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 3 года назад +14

      That was a great moment, and then the In-n-Out gave it away.

    • @maritron
      @maritron Год назад

      As a Mariana who goes by Mari I get it

  • @sadiekurtz9898
    @sadiekurtz9898 3 года назад +514

    AB mouthing “i’m high” n the whole crew dying laughing is the best thing ever

    • @rileyhoenes5303
      @rileyhoenes5303 3 года назад +3

      what time stamp 💀

    • @sadiekurtz9898
      @sadiekurtz9898 3 года назад +21

      @@rileyhoenes5303 at 52:40 or a few seconds after lmao it’s so funny

    • @MayzieeLee
      @MayzieeLee 3 года назад +37

      High AB was so cute lmaooo

    • @tiger-lily3014
      @tiger-lily3014 3 года назад +28

      It was so smooth I totally missed it hahahaha

    • @karlmarxjr7049
      @karlmarxjr7049 3 года назад +16

      Omg I missed that. The way Ethan's head snaps back 😂😂😂

  • @JamesMP
    @JamesMP 3 года назад +825

    A podcast where Zach has to a cappella all the soundbites instead of actually playing them

  • @Loulou4uu
    @Loulou4uu 3 года назад +580

    Best part of the podcast is at 1:14:45.
    Ian: “If I were to make a new color I’d call it Shipple.”
    Dan: “Is it related to purple at all?”
    Ian: “No, I’m getting kinda like a limeish blue”

    • @tiger-lily3014
      @tiger-lily3014 3 года назад +2

      So funny

    • @EliHolland
      @EliHolland 3 года назад +14

      Haha it’s so fuckin funny, but I think I heard “shiffle”

  • @TheNeave73
    @TheNeave73 3 года назад +520

    How is there hardly any comments about how fucking hilarious AB is in this video, the subtle rock and roll sign as Zach was being grilled made me laugh out loud

    • @gunjan1097
      @gunjan1097 3 года назад +70

      And especially when he looked straight to the camera and mouthed "I'm high" 👀😏

    • @TheNeave73
      @TheNeave73 3 года назад +17

      @@gunjan1097 literally😂 he was majorly underrated this episode

    • @Memi-cp4yc
      @Memi-cp4yc 3 года назад +19

      And the 'no partner, no scheme' loooved that haha

  • @tk8364
    @tk8364 3 года назад +375

    I could tell Dan was high because of how excited he was to do the segment.

  • @octobersixteen
    @octobersixteen 3 года назад +481

    love’s little giggle after he told the island boys “this shit is fire” 🤣 so cute

  • @gavinhunt5417
    @gavinhunt5417 3 года назад +272

    Ethan is the type of guy to guess both high and not high on every person so he can feel like he wasn't ever wrong.

    • @oholly18
      @oholly18 3 года назад +1

      TRUE HAHAHAHA

  • @Ryanandtherest12
    @Ryanandtherest12 3 года назад +177

    This is one of the greatest H3 episodes ever, personally my fave moment is 1:51:30 where Ethan is asking whether Noah Beck is invested in Triller and AB says “I’m checking it now, just give me like..20 minutes” 😂😂

  • @cristianb3319
    @cristianb3319 3 года назад +2153

    Zach playing the Trisha 5% soundbite while Ethan explaining the extremes of Tourettes had me DEAD ☠

    • @itsjess1046
      @itsjess1046 3 года назад +45

      I was JUST about to comment this. I’m fkn dying. Impeccable timing

    • @locustreign
      @locustreign 3 года назад +30

      Idk how much hes getting paid, but for his timing alone he deserves a raise XD

    • @juliamouyal
      @juliamouyal 3 года назад +18

      I couldn't stop laughing because I was very serious listening to Ethan talk about his feelings and the 5% soundbite took me by surprise 🤣🤣🤣

    • @emmamartin35
      @emmamartin35 3 года назад +4

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @marcuzortiz6592
      @marcuzortiz6592 3 года назад

      Time ?

  • @girlbythewillow
    @girlbythewillow 3 года назад +137

    I LOVES this episode. Favourite OTR. Ethan gushing over his dogs feet, the banter between all the crew, the islander boys, ethans song, EVERYTHING. This episode was the BEST

  • @juliamedeiros1028
    @juliamedeiros1028 3 года назад +305

    Omg luv’s proud happy face as they watch the call with the island boys. Was just too wholesome for me to handle.

  • @katebaby6443
    @katebaby6443 3 года назад +362

    I had a smile on my face this entire episode. Sam is literally the cutest human being ever. I’m glad I’m not the only one who has panic attacks when high lol

    • @breannewiseman205
      @breannewiseman205 2 года назад +10

      I get panic attacks all the time when I’m high

    • @gubbypls
      @gubbypls 2 года назад +5

      Me too 🙃

    • @j3in725
      @j3in725 2 года назад +1

      You should try masturbating after smoking. Gets rid of the anxiety somewhat. Or eat something that you absolutely love.

    • @amyk.2500
      @amyk.2500 Год назад

      @natalieromanello6712your body changes over time and reacts to different substances in different ways! I used to love smoking weed but it doesn’t do anything for me anymore

  • @heatherfrank7433
    @heatherfrank7433 3 года назад +823

    I totally forgot about the “your eyes look like hamburgers” quote until Zach said it 😂😂😂

    • @highfrequencymonkeyman
      @highfrequencymonkeyman 3 года назад +52

      This man breathes soundbites

    • @vexial12
      @vexial12 3 года назад +10

      @@highfrequencymonkeyman HE DOESSSS BRROOOO!!

    • @absolutelynotarobot
      @absolutelynotarobot 3 года назад +11

      @@dougmaqway8547 like NO SHIT, he sounded EXACTLY like post lmao

    • @TheCookieTheMonster
      @TheCookieTheMonster 3 года назад

      Time stamp?

    • @heatherfrank7433
      @heatherfrank7433 3 года назад +2

      @@TheCookieTheMonster idk the time stamp but it was when Zach was in the hot seat.

  • @BennjkSyd
    @BennjkSyd 3 года назад +1949

    This episode was truly, truly OFF THE RAILS. Get the crew high every week

    • @user-fe6ku9du5c
      @user-fe6ku9du5c 3 года назад +59

      Highdays on Fridays

    • @woah459
      @woah459 3 года назад +33

      when they came back and it was like so much quieter i knew we were in for one

    • @SonOfTheDevil666
      @SonOfTheDevil666 3 года назад

      @@user-fe6ku9du5c today after dark this episode was from Thursday

    • @whateverdude4434
      @whateverdude4434 3 года назад +2

      Yesssss

    • @shainastrange9489
      @shainastrange9489 3 года назад +22

      Seriously! The positivity was high. Pun intended. Maybe Ethan will start to realize that it isn't comparable to being under the influence of alcohol. Some people use it as a medication. Some people that find math challenging actually comprehend it better when they study under the influence of cannabis as it slow the speed of processing down and eases the anxiety and panic of not learning the subject. Any physicians recommending alcohol for medical purposes?

  • @ThatChickNic
    @ThatChickNic 3 года назад +710

    The part with Dan, Zach, and AB talking about Bob Marley over reggae music with Ethan trying to make them stop was so fucking funny. also AB mouthing “I’m high” was too good

  • @joelgreenup1388
    @joelgreenup1388 3 года назад +471

    Ethan being mad that everyone isn't absolutely fucking blitzed out of their mind lmao.

    • @priscillanazar1152
      @priscillanazar1152 3 года назад +8

      Rightttt. We need that next

    • @sarazimmer1450
      @sarazimmer1450 2 года назад +19

      I need a boss like that in my life.

    • @HayleeFox15
      @HayleeFox15 2 года назад +7

      Some people are just like that. And then there's people like me who would take the tiniest puff ever and demand to go to the hospital because I'm dying

  • @lena257
    @lena257 3 года назад +501

    Ian saying "I'm a little peckish" in a cheeky British accent is the most underrated moment of this ep 🤣🤣

    • @megshep
      @megshep 3 года назад +6

      Ian is now a confirmed Wallace and Grommet stan

    • @devan9194
      @devan9194 3 года назад +2

      I laughed out loud

  • @trueMAXIMUS
    @trueMAXIMUS 3 года назад +281

    showing sam the sonic picture during the guessing who’s high segment made me howl it was TOO freaking funny. it was too good. oh my god

  • @londonlinton7541
    @londonlinton7541 3 года назад +360

    Ethan is definitely in my dream blunt rotation, or at the least I’d feel comfortable being high around him. He didn’t judge or belittle anyone in a way where it could be perceived differently under the influence. Offered food for the cast, listened to music, and stayed calm. He made sure everyone was chilling and he went along so well with the vibe everyone else was having.

    • @michellerivera4199
      @michellerivera4199 3 года назад +1

      I’m tsorry

    • @eveeee6464
      @eveeee6464 3 года назад +33

      I can’t remember which episode it was but I remember hearing Ethan say “I have a no fucking with people on drugs policy” 😂😂

  • @heatherwaters2186
    @heatherwaters2186 3 года назад +1016

    How were they confused if Zach was high, he told ethan his eyes look like hamburgers 😂

    • @marmalade..
      @marmalade.. 3 года назад +178

      It was a reference to an older episode where Post told Ethan his eyes look like hamburgers. Ethan probably thought Zack was trying to be funny, that being said he should’ve know Zack was blazed either way

    • @brittneyholcomb3478
      @brittneyholcomb3478 3 года назад +53

      he sounded exactly like posty too

    • @annieliina
      @annieliina 3 года назад +18

      @@marmalade.. that honestly sounds like something zach would genuinely say

    • @jojojaykay
      @jojojaykay 3 года назад

      Heather can I add you on Instagram

    • @tacocatseven
      @tacocatseven 3 года назад +28

      @@jojojaykay hello I’m one of RUclips’s volunteer white knights and I am politely asking you to refrain from further interaction with this woman viewer and cease from making any further advances upon her. Thank you.
      And to Heather, no need to thank me for my service, the pleasure has been mine, my dearest.

  • @loganderb
    @loganderb 3 года назад +289

    “That’s a sigma move it’s called mirroring” had me dying

  • @madisonmcroberts4172
    @madisonmcroberts4172 3 года назад +215

    The way Dan said “wanna ask them about the ass eating next to eachother” and him and Ethan went back and fourth about so casually I can’t breathe hahahahaha

  • @jenfromfinland
    @jenfromfinland 2 года назад +49

    @52:12 when AB mouths “I’m high” I died! I’ve never noticed it 🤣

  • @audreyodyssey1531
    @audreyodyssey1531 3 года назад +249

    "That's a paranoid thought, Ethan. Maybe you're high." - 54:44
    Now that's a soundbyte.

  • @himynameissmoothE
    @himynameissmoothE 3 года назад +266

    The pic of zack when he was standing outside his door with no shoes on and Ethan calling him a “unit” I was dying of laughter

  • @microwavetrash2501
    @microwavetrash2501 3 года назад +850

    Zach's call back to Post Malone's "Your eyes look like hamburgers" was definitely my favorite part of the episode. Funniest part hands down

    • @laurabee9788
      @laurabee9788 3 года назад +77

      I never realized how much Zach sometimes reminds me of Posty until that moment. So so funny 😂 No wonder Zach and Ethan get along so well

    • @microwavetrash2501
      @microwavetrash2501 3 года назад +1

      @@laurabee9788 he really does

    • @vesper7750
      @vesper7750 3 года назад +5

      @@laurabee9788 wow never thought of that but you're definitely right

    • @captainozseul3050
      @captainozseul3050 3 года назад +2

      Is h3 still friends with post Malone ? Would love to see him on the podcast again

    • @angelleangels
      @angelleangels 3 года назад +19

      @@captainozseul3050 pretty sure post ghosted him

  • @bella4618
    @bella4618 3 года назад +278

    Hila should do the “who’s high” segment 😂 i feel like it would be harder for her to tell

  • @lxix1067
    @lxix1067 3 года назад +151

    The Dan “I’m gonna come” sound bite is too funny💀

  • @OMCProductions410
    @OMCProductions410 3 года назад +514

    AB saying "I'm just playing" 3 times was a dead giveaway

  • @Dooms-Daisy
    @Dooms-Daisy 3 года назад +219

    Ethan is the kind of guy to not like weed and still expect to be in people's dream blunt rotation.

  • @laurenhix1070
    @laurenhix1070 3 года назад +182

    Cameron should be a voice over actor. His voice is magical.

  • @rebeccah6968
    @rebeccah6968 3 года назад +384

    Everybody quietly vibing to Ethan singing. A group of absolute angels.

    • @curtisjanes2160
      @curtisjanes2160 3 года назад +13

      No Ponzi no crime is the greatest reggae song of this decade. No angels just a group of bumbaclaats jammin. respect ✊

  • @SmileyproofXD
    @SmileyproofXD 3 года назад +218

    love that after AB admits he’s high he’s in every frame the camera cuts to in the background eating cookies

  • @justahintofsalt7063
    @justahintofsalt7063 3 года назад +142

    Sam is precious.keep her safe at all costs.

  • @TheMSCchannel
    @TheMSCchannel 3 года назад +178

    I could tell Olivia was high but I felt so bad for sam. I know that feeling and it’s horrible lol she is a soldier for that. I could never.

    • @HayleeFox15
      @HayleeFox15 2 года назад +9

      Your comment is beyond underrated!! Weed induced panic attacks, in my opinion, are THE ABSOLUTE WORST FEELING. Nothing compares to how awful they can be ugh

  • @zlol_ssbm
    @zlol_ssbm 3 года назад +254

    I think AB had a moment with himself today and I respect him more than ever

    • @JustaMinnesotaGirl
      @JustaMinnesotaGirl 3 года назад +4

      Meanwhile on after dark he says he made up the dying before putting out videos because he panicked and didn't know what to say HAHA

  • @kaylac.8558
    @kaylac.8558 3 года назад +187

    Honestly Dans off-mic laughter is one of the best parts of these podcasts. 🤣🤣
    We love Dan

  • @CapnButtsavage
    @CapnButtsavage 3 года назад +430

    Ethan: why am i not in the dream blunt rotation
    (almost everyone gets high and is enjoying some island boy vibes)
    Ethan: alright everyone time to go over court documents and negative triller reviews

    • @christinecannibal844
      @christinecannibal844 3 года назад +16

      Lmao I hope Ethan sees this honestly 😂

    • @graceimoffett7124
      @graceimoffett7124 3 года назад +3

      Lmfao

    • @hettel_visual
      @hettel_visual 3 года назад +10

      Ethan would be a nightmare to be around while high, unless he was also high

    • @alixianico
      @alixianico 3 года назад +5

      ethan should get high and they should ask him the questions back 😂

    • @JoyKathleeen
      @JoyKathleeen 3 года назад

      What a profile pic

  • @tayrey9434
    @tayrey9434 3 года назад +151

    zach: don’t blame me, blame my elementary school teacher
    ab: what’s her name

  • @_mattsongz
    @_mattsongz 3 года назад +349

    Zach shouting out Post Malone by telling Ethan his eyes look like hamburgers at 1:06:28 was so funny damn what a deep cut lmao

    • @_mattsongz
      @_mattsongz 3 года назад

      @@miranda13c thank you so much! Ahh I feel bad for wasting people their seconds now but you’re the best! Peace and love for you Miranda ✌🏼❤️

  • @ModernWithdrawalsBand
    @ModernWithdrawalsBand 3 года назад +483

    I loved Dan being on the mic beside Ethan, he’s so comfortable and chill, I’d absolutely watch a show with Ethan and Dan just talking about random shit

    • @Unknown-ek3ft
      @Unknown-ek3ft 3 года назад +6

      Same hopefully Ethan sees this lol

    • @priscillanazar1152
      @priscillanazar1152 3 года назад +3

      I know I loved how comfortable he is

    • @Hasc32
      @Hasc32 3 года назад +1

      Dude me too!!!

    • @waxtopia
      @waxtopia 3 года назад +10

      I would rather watch that than watch leftovers.

    • @Hasc32
      @Hasc32 3 года назад +1

      @@waxtopia leftovers really doesn’t do it for me. Hassan is always on some righteous pedestal

  • @dantrassauce899
    @dantrassauce899 3 года назад +145

    Dan is so happy.. he just realized he can be high on the job

  • @mek0626
    @mek0626 3 года назад +125

    Dude AB was HILARIOUS here! He couldn’t stop laughing and eating cookies. He tried so hard but could not hide the fact that he was high as a kite 😂

  • @laurynsmith2854
    @laurynsmith2854 3 года назад +337

    I’m a simp for Ian. He’s so underrated and unintentionally hilarious, he has my heart

    • @user-re8mt1nw4d
      @user-re8mt1nw4d 3 года назад +5

      i love everyone…….. but ian has a special place in my hussy

    • @JuliG648
      @JuliG648 3 года назад +5

      He and Sam are my favorite

    • @KrohnosOW
      @KrohnosOW 3 года назад +1

      💯💯💯

    • @morganwalz3938
      @morganwalz3938 3 года назад +3

      Sigma male ian

  • @prestonrubow9396
    @prestonrubow9396 3 года назад +354

    zach's "your eyes look like hamburgur" was the funniest callback ever made. Also Ive never laughed this hard in my life

    • @Henry14141
      @Henry14141 3 года назад +6

      I thought it was that soundbite

    • @jzmn4676
      @jzmn4676 3 года назад +2

      @@Henry14141 same lmao i had to do a double take

    • @TheVanderbone
      @TheVanderbone 3 года назад +3

      @@ElMauber sounded EXACTLY like him lol

  • @cocoisnuts4711
    @cocoisnuts4711 3 года назад +156

    Ethan got everyone high and immediately lost control of the show 🤣🤣

  • @numurin
    @numurin 3 года назад +109

    I started watching the podcast with frenemies and knowing no one in the cast. Now I can gladly say I am a fan of every member of the h3 crew. You are all so fun

  • @deez9766
    @deez9766 3 года назад +321

    Ethan trying to get back on the rails a show that is literally called Off The Rails at 1:31:05 when most of his crew is stoned gave me major h3h3productions vibes

  • @EarlyBirdie82
    @EarlyBirdie82 3 года назад +829

    I didn’t like off the rails at first, but with these fun games involving the whole crew it might be my favorite of the week now!

    • @chrischavez6297
      @chrischavez6297 3 года назад +9

      Wow no one literally cares

    • @Unveranosinmi
      @Unveranosinmi 3 года назад +23

      @@chrischavez6297 chill lol

    • @chrischavez6297
      @chrischavez6297 3 года назад +4

      @@Unveranosinmi just playing lol

    • @vegaf2011
      @vegaf2011 3 года назад

      Yeeee let's keep drugging them up 🙌🏻

  • @TheMaineCoonCat
    @TheMaineCoonCat 3 года назад +364

    Everyone always says that AB is the simp, but I think that Zach is the true Ethan H3 simp.

    • @mothertoast
      @mothertoast 3 года назад +8

      Agreed!!!

    • @MooTheBull
      @MooTheBull 3 года назад +28

      I'd say Zach is more of a simp for Ethan himself whereas AB is a general H3 simp

    • @vivianagonzalez566
      @vivianagonzalez566 3 года назад +8

      Zach would eat literal shit if Ethan told him to😂 Ab seems to truly just admire what Ethan and Hila have built for themselves😂

  • @jasmineryce217
    @jasmineryce217 3 года назад +84

    The LOOK Ethan gave AB when he was opening up about his video dreams had me dying

  • @Stax62
    @Stax62 3 года назад +788

    Every crew member needs to be high on off the rails please. God that would be so amazing. What’s a better concept than everyone being high as balls besides Ethan and he has to deal with it. What’s more off the rails than that?

    • @beepop8470
      @beepop8470 3 года назад +34

      Get to see ethan get comically frustrated and the crew cute (stoned) idiots

    • @icedcoffee2893
      @icedcoffee2893 3 года назад +20

      Agreed they should have episodes where everyone comes in drunk. Everyone comes in on acid. Everyone comes in rolling. Everyone comes in stoned. Would be awesome

    • @Alexandra_Wolf
      @Alexandra_Wolf 3 года назад +3

      Agreed. A whole episode where they try to do the podcast start to finish high would be epic.

    • @eikomi
      @eikomi 3 года назад +5

      THISS omg they need an episode with everyone high (except AB and Sam if they have issues when they get high)

    • @RabidDisposition
      @RabidDisposition 3 года назад +1

      It's a shame RUclips wont let people smoke in their content. We're all adults here.

  • @HellionASMR
    @HellionASMR 3 года назад +355

    I KNEW Sam was having a whole panic attack up there I could FEEL the energy thru the screen 😂😂

    • @themissjessicapaige1
      @themissjessicapaige1 2 года назад +8

      SAME bc I do the same thing when high 😭😭 like I immediately could tell that she was high asf and was NOT having a good time lmao

    • @mack6013
      @mack6013 2 года назад +3

      I watched this for the second time around, quite stoned and I started getting secondhand anxiety from Sam and had to put on a different episode. I felt so bad 😭💀

  • @McMunchies360
    @McMunchies360 3 года назад +731

    Ethan: "set your alarms for the teddy fresh drop at 10am Thursday."
    Podcast drops at 1:30 pm Thursday.

    • @pierceth3violet
      @pierceth3violet 3 года назад +27

      lmao he probably said that for the members bc they see it on Wednesday

    • @kosmixzse6863
      @kosmixzse6863 3 года назад +3

      It wasn’t dropped on the members yesterday, it was very weird

    • @kristinehansen.
      @kristinehansen. 3 года назад +13

      @@kosmixzse6863 it was. I saw the episode yesterday

    • @Pirate.D.Strike
      @Pirate.D.Strike 3 года назад +2

      @@kristinehansen. cool

    • @Ushygushy103
      @Ushygushy103 3 года назад +6

      It sells out in 5 seconds a day before most people get paid and it's so expensive 😫 😩 😭

  • @nell243
    @nell243 3 года назад +105

    The shot of AB just silently stood behind Dan then Sam with a packet of cookies 🤣🤣

  • @bel6001
    @bel6001 3 года назад +122

    Love is literally the cherry on top of this show, he’s so subtly funny

  • @logann7820
    @logann7820 3 года назад +128

    “We all drink water Dan its a prerequisite for life” 😂

  • @ErinBooms
    @ErinBooms 3 года назад +240

    "Sam is high, I'm calling it, and we are going to be getting In N Out" why did this make me laugh so much

  • @lestatsluv317
    @lestatsluv317 3 года назад +64

    I have watched H3 since the vlogging while stuck in Israel days and there's something about this episode that makes it, in my opinion, one of the best episodes of all time. I don't know what it is about it (maybe the fact that most of the crew is more blazed than usual on top of the fact that Ethan, someone who doesn't smoke, started things off by complaining about how he wasn't in the dream blunt rotation on his own damn subreddit....) but I loved every minute of it. This year has been a fucking nightmare and H3 has been a light in the darkness for sure. And without H3 to listen to while I clean, my house probably would never get deep cleaned. Lmao So I hope everyone had a good time filming this because I loved listening to it.
    Much peace and love, y'all. ❤️

  • @drewmena8194
    @drewmena8194 3 года назад +195

    Still can’t believe frenemies got more views than off the rails.. this is BY FAR WAY more entertaining.
    I guess kids just love drama.
    This OTR is much more creative and genius than any Frenemies.

  • @LucijaViviana
    @LucijaViviana 3 года назад +348

    "Everybody wants to be the hero at some point" as Ian cuts to AB😂

  • @Vegas2332
    @Vegas2332 3 года назад +487

    Dan is the type of guy to call a joint a Marijuanna Cigarette lol

    • @fourthpanda
      @fourthpanda 3 года назад +24

      Marijuana cigarettes are a thing. Different from joints.

    • @joshualai5359
      @joshualai5359 3 года назад +24

      @@fourthpanda ok andy

    • @alliemoyer8950
      @alliemoyer8950 3 года назад

      @@fourthpanda he used both terms tho

    • @itsb9768
      @itsb9768 3 года назад +1

      😂😅😂

    • @dangerousd1312
      @dangerousd1312 3 года назад

      look at his glasses

  • @PsychoGamer105
    @PsychoGamer105 3 года назад +40

    my dad passed away yesterday and rewatching episodes of the podcast is a very comforting :')

    • @babyjay4107
      @babyjay4107 3 года назад +5

      im so sorry for your loss

    • @NellaneetsO
      @NellaneetsO 3 года назад +5

      ♥️♥️♥️

    • @Memi-cp4yc
      @Memi-cp4yc 3 года назад +5

      Sending u strength and love!

  • @mari6410
    @mari6410 3 года назад +338

    The only person I was 100% sure was high was Olivia because she was acting almost exactly like my sister when she's high lol. Dan and Cam got me though. Such a fun episode, really needed this distraction, thank you all.

    • @Alexandra_Wolf
      @Alexandra_Wolf 3 года назад +8

      I knew Sam was super high.

    • @janieponcelet4357
      @janieponcelet4357 3 года назад +3

      I could tell Dan was because of his eyes 🤣

    • @QueenBlazo2020
      @QueenBlazo2020 3 года назад +19

      Olivia looks like a teenager going home high and trying to act normal in front of their parents

    • @QueenBlazo2020
      @QueenBlazo2020 3 года назад +1

      @@janieponcelet4357 his eyes do look high lol

    • @fionasuxx1015
      @fionasuxx1015 3 года назад +2

      I could tell Dan was because he was touching the mic so much lmao