beardsley's story are such a blessing They always explain the wildest shit as if they were in a kitchen at 3AM after a party drunk out of their mind. Except they are perfectly sober and entirely believable because no one would ever make up stories as these.
except they have ADMITTED to raiding the dirty laundry bar and making themself a cocktail to get through an adventuring party after a particularly insane d20 episode so. are they sober? who fucking knows and honestly I support them wherever they're at on that one sometimes you DO need a negroni on set
as someone from a village the thing you always say to explain the size is 'there's a church', so the implication there is that ally's town prioritised that one cow as their most recognisable landmark despite them clearly having a church. conclusion - even devout rural christians value that one cool cow over god
After that they explained that they don't have anything against people working at Walgreens, but apparently they knew that that bully hated Walgreens in particular.
Of course I came here to give Ally their propers, because they're super funny and awesome at what they do, but I do have to say... The very fact that Ally's dad ordered himself an eight-pound jar of Creole mustard is so fucking funny that I can't believe it. It's so specific, and *so* God damn much, that it *has* to be real and not a bit on either end, which somehow makes the whole thing even funnier.
I just love how much Siobhan is laughing at just the jar of mustard and then when the actual punchline comes she fully exits the frame doubled over with laughter
@@he.said.teenjiejerfun facts about mustard it literally can't go bad (honey mustard and other mixes excluded) it will lose some punch but then you just use more or add a little vinegar and refresh it. Also one good size sandwich a day using that mustard i could see using that jar in like 6 months easy especially since its a great mustard to use as an ingredient. It makes a great honey-mustard, brings some good soul to vinegarettes, and makes for some kick ass fry sauce, the south has its flaws but don't sleep on the food
I think Brennan saying "everyone is wrong for not understanding this" healed me a little. I know he was not entirely serious, but I just love that he said that.
I think it's because he knew they were missing context, and that Ally wanted to share something joyful that wasn't coming across. Got them to meet in the middle.
This is a great compilation but missing my favorite story of them walking into a random club and finding their brother pole dancing and then learning that he was a state-champion pole dancer
@@BriannaZumbro would love to see the story of their dad rubbing lotion on his legs in the kitchen and talking about Bitcoin for 20 minutes from the game changer survivor episode 2 in a part 2
Listening to Ally talk is like listening to a middle aged suburban dad in jorts and newbalances. Like. You don't think you can unlock any more of their lore and then a new lore-chunk just gets lobbed at your face and you're left reeling.
Yeah, I was 20 or so when I found out *both* of my parents were in AA, and my dad had also been to NA meetings. The things you find out later in life lol@@WeatherInOrlando
My dad once told me he got proposed to by a woman on the run from the FBI for identity fraud or smth because my dad’s not from the US and she wanted to be a citizen in that other country.
Honestly, Temecula kid right here, I can 10000% imagine everything Beardsley explains from their childhood happening outside the Walmart a short walk from my house.
these are all amazing but I was waiting for "the last time I went home my dad rubbed lotion on his legs and explained bitcoin to me for 20 full minutes." great edit thank you
needs the clip from that episode of rank room were they ask Jake "Were you at that funeral that I ruined?!" then the segment ends before we even get any elaboration
holy shit the mustard thing made me laugh so hard my abdomen literally cramped, i had to figure out how to stretch and massage it to make the cramp go away 😭😭
0:00 Weinermobile 1:14 Soup List 1:44 Gifts from Dad 3:13 Spilled Beer 3:27 Post It Note 3:37 Axe Body Spray 3:49 Spray Paint 4:36 Small Town / First Bully 5:37 The Slot 7:20 Running Out of Gas 9:32 Uncle's Funeral 10:06 Trampoline Park
I love that I've been watching Dropout for years and Ally still can make me go 'wait what?' with their lore drops. Like, dude, 20 times??? (Though, yes, AAA is the shit)
3:42 I don’t know how I forgot that Siobhan was British, seems like a hard thing to forget, but the fact that she asked about lynx did something to my brain.
Honestly I love how the soup thing has become a running joke but also very wholesome that people were supporting Ally in some way during their top surgery. But also why does their dad need a giant ass jar of mustard for!?
Also Beardsleys religious mother bred dachshunds just because she could make money from it. I love that lore and implore people to listen to the rotating heroes podcast where they talk about that during character creation in arc 2!
the running out of gas story makes me SO ANXIOUS every time i hear it, oh my god. i ran out of fuel outside my house once and it was the most stressed i've ever been in my LIFE i can't imagine that shit happening to me on a highway.
My Ally Beardsley story is that for some reason Ally's friend from the Netherlands follows me on instagram. I'm not American nor Dutch and neither of us know who followed the other first or how.
They will never see this. But I too auditioned in front of the oscar meyer winner mobile twice in front of grocery stores ally. You are not alone I didn't mind in front of a homeland . The best of thing is the first time I went. I didn't even get all the way through the song. And someone did a little wave with the back of their hand and said, " that's good thanks for your time kid". And I was in mind for a good second. They didn't make anyone else stop early . 😢 . That really hit my confidence as a kid because I was in the choir . So I went back like three days later And they made me come back like two hours later with a few other kids and sit again..... And then they gave me a whistle and that was all. Is in all of our kids defences that song Isn't like dynamic or anything you can't really bring anything special to the song. I guess there were only 3 notes on the trebbleclef when they came up with it originally I don't know
Ooohhh the slot. never been there but my family used to go out to the desert nearby and it was a lot of the same stuff. truck atvs dirt bikes drunk dudes doing stupid shit. its beautiful.
I also make dice! starlightdice.etsy.com
these are so dope dude
@@he.said.teenjiejer thank you so much!
Beardsley would be such a good dad, they have so much lore to drop out of nowhere and then never bring up again
That’s now how they identify - what disqualifies them as a mother because they are non-binary?
They do that already with us and we're just strangers on the Internet
beardsley's story are such a blessing They always explain the wildest shit as if they were in a kitchen at 3AM after a party drunk out of their mind. Except they are perfectly sober and entirely believable because no one would ever make up stories as these.
Now that i think about it... most of the stories were told at 4Am in a warehouse
If you have Dropout and haven't watched Paranoia yet you definitely should, two seasons straight of this energy
except they have ADMITTED to raiding the dirty laundry bar and making themself a cocktail to get through an adventuring party after a particularly insane d20 episode so. are they sober? who fucking knows and honestly I support them wherever they're at on that one sometimes you DO need a negroni on set
they also will sometimes introduce the story as if it's a universal experience, ie the Weinermobile auditions
They aren't always sober to be fair
The delivery of "no, where I grew up it was like... 'there's a cow....'" cracks me up every time
That's me trying to describe where I grew up, "there was a gas station."
as someone from a village the thing you always say to explain the size is 'there's a church', so the implication there is that ally's town prioritised that one cow as their most recognisable landmark despite them clearly having a church. conclusion - even devout rural christians value that one cool cow over god
@@bumblerbree now i don't mean to brag or anything, but my village actually has TWO churches...
@@garbomode29 damn nice
@@garbomode29 well, if we're one upping each other, five and an equal number of pizza places
"I hope you work at Walgreens" is such a raw insult, I love that
After that they explained that they don't have anything against people working at Walgreens, but apparently they knew that that bully hated Walgreens in particular.
Bro no honestly, as am ex-walgreens employee I can confirm that it's the worst fate you can wish upon a person.
Do you know what that clip is from??
@@izzy367 iirc it was one of the Starstruck Odyssey Adventuring Parties
@@jijibunny198 I work at the cushiest Walgreens of all time and I'm still not happy with people, you're so right
Of course I came here to give Ally their propers, because they're super funny and awesome at what they do, but I do have to say... The very fact that Ally's dad ordered himself an eight-pound jar of Creole mustard is so fucking funny that I can't believe it. It's so specific, and *so* God damn much, that it *has* to be real and not a bit on either end, which somehow makes the whole thing even funnier.
I just love how much Siobhan is laughing at just the jar of mustard and then when the actual punchline comes she fully exits the frame doubled over with laughter
how could he possibly use up that much mustard _ever_ 😭
I think this man is using an appropriate amount of creole mustard and yall are napping on it
@@he.said.teenjiejerfun facts about mustard it literally can't go bad (honey mustard and other mixes excluded) it will lose some punch but then you just use more or add a little vinegar and refresh it. Also one good size sandwich a day using that mustard i could see using that jar in like 6 months easy especially since its a great mustard to use as an ingredient. It makes a great honey-mustard, brings some good soul to vinegarettes, and makes for some kick ass fry sauce, the south has its flaws but don't sleep on the food
I’m crying laughing at this part
I think Brennan saying "everyone is wrong for not understanding this" healed me a little. I know he was not entirely serious, but I just love that he said that.
Why was it healing? Was it because it seemed like he was trying to divert the criticisms from Ally?
why do we have to make everything about brennan
I think it's because he knew they were missing context, and that Ally wanted to share something joyful that wasn't coming across. Got them to meet in the middle.
@@whooareyoou thank you
I dont understand what's not to understand
This is a great compilation but missing my favorite story of them walking into a random club and finding their brother pole dancing and then learning that he was a state-champion pole dancer
Do you know what video that’s from? I’d love to add it to part 2!
That's amazing
Oooh my God I need to hear this 🤣🤣🤣
@@BriannaZumbro would love to see the story of their dad rubbing lotion on his legs in the kitchen and talking about Bitcoin for 20 minutes from the game changer survivor episode 2 in a part 2
@@themorphineman623 can do! And thanks for including what video it’s from - makes it a lot easier to find!
Listening to Ally talk is like listening to a middle aged suburban dad in jorts and newbalances. Like. You don't think you can unlock any more of their lore and then a new lore-chunk just gets lobbed at your face and you're left reeling.
Last year my dad told me he went to prison before I was born. I'm 28!! Why is this the first time I've heard about this. He will not elaborate
Yeah, I was 20 or so when I found out *both* of my parents were in AA, and my dad had also been to NA meetings. The things you find out later in life lol@@WeatherInOrlando
@@WeatherInOrlandomy dad once told me “the FBI showed up at my college dorm asking for me by name” and I had to process that
My dad once told me he got proposed to by a woman on the run from the FBI for identity fraud or smth because my dad’s not from the US and she wanted to be a citizen in that other country.
Earlier this year my mom casually mentioned that a lot of my older relatives were in the mafia. She still refuses to elaborate on that
I like how people keep trying to make sense of it all. Like they keep going "Hold on, hang on, let's figure this out" but Ally's already moved on
Honestly, Temecula kid right here, I can 10000% imagine everything Beardsley explains from their childhood happening outside the Walmart a short walk from my house.
Currently living in the IE/San Bernardino County...it's all TOO accurate
Going from a funeral to a pub themed on "heaven or hell" is CRAZY
We all know how much of a distinctive laugh Lou has, but it's incredible that the only thing I've seen make him laugh quietly was the creole mustard
I listened to the 99 questions podcast and thought Brennan had the weirdest stories ever, but Ally might just give him a run for his money 😂
Baby, I think thats just what improv actors are like lmao
honestly, having insane life stories is probably a required prerequisite for being an improv actor
2:16 I love how Zac's initial reaction isn't to comment on the amount of mustard Ally's holding, but to question the brand 🤣
My favorite thing about the Zatarans incident is that the entire party reacts with the full spectrum of breaking down in laughter
WHO SPRAY PAINTED ALLY’S HEAD
@@Lucifersfursona I can't get over the spray paint thing
Ally Beardsley lore updates is everything to me
these are all amazing but I was waiting for "the last time I went home my dad rubbed lotion on his legs and explained bitcoin to me for 20 full minutes." great edit thank you
Do you happen to know what video that’s from? I’d love to add it to a part 2.
@@BriannaZumbroone of the game changer survivor episodes where they were trying to make each other laugh i think
Awesome, thank you!
@BriannaZumbro yeah it was the first Survivor (not the second Survivor Season, rip Tara). It was some KO challenge.
3:28 the little “nothing” ALWAYS GETS ME
needs the clip from that episode of rank room were they ask Jake "Were you at that funeral that I ruined?!" then the segment ends before we even get any elaboration
Ooh I’ll add that to the list for a part 2!
Lou out here asking the real questions, such as "Is it wet mustard?" and "Wait, do you do this in your car?"
holy shit the mustard thing made me laugh so hard my abdomen literally cramped, i had to figure out how to stretch and massage it to make the cramp go away 😭😭
5:30 the curse of working at a Walgreens...as someone who used to work at a Walgreens...is 100% the best curse 😂
0:00 Weinermobile
1:14 Soup List
1:44 Gifts from Dad
3:13 Spilled Beer
3:27 Post It Note
3:37 Axe Body Spray
3:49 Spray Paint
4:36 Small Town / First Bully
5:37 The Slot
7:20 Running Out of Gas
9:32 Uncle's Funeral
10:06 Trampoline Park
Ooh thank you for this!
You are a treasure!
I feel like everyone of their stories is insane in completely different ways and I have no clue how that happens
Small town ingenuity from the sound of it 😂
Everything i learn about ally explains so much but opens so many other questions
So many of these stories are so adhd coated. And the rest are weird small town vibes. God I love Beardsley
That comically large jar of mustard makes me cry laugh every time i see it. That’s 100% something my dad would do
Ally Beardsley is kind of real life Jawbone.
I know that this video is less than a day old but I already need another one
I love that I've been watching Dropout for years and Ally still can make me go 'wait what?' with their lore drops. Like, dude, 20 times??? (Though, yes, AAA is the shit)
as somone from esco and temecula, finding out that Beardsley was as well brought me great joy
3:42 I don’t know how I forgot that Siobhan was British, seems like a hard thing to forget, but the fact that she asked about lynx did something to my brain.
Ally's entire life is a fever dream
the mustard bit made me cry lol
legend has it they’re still going through that mustard to this day
the creole mustard truly makes me cry laughing something about the hat elevates it
It’s nice hearing compilations of theirs because it really highlights the progress they’ve made. Good for them!
It is amazing to me that Ally still has stories that their friends have not heard before. What a wild life.
Every once in a while the phrase "It's crazy to move with soup!" pops into my head.
*everyone talking*
"I accidentally ate a post-it note once...it was on my sandwich,"
"Sorry, Ally, say that again?"
"...no thank you..."
Everything about them is so relatable and so bananas at the same time.
ally is the kind of friend who’s stories will get more confusing the more context they add
This isn't relevant but Ally Beardsley is so fucking attractive and I love them so much. Ok, carry on.
Honestly I love how the soup thing has become a running joke but also very wholesome that people were supporting Ally in some way during their top surgery. But also why does their dad need a giant ass jar of mustard for!?
The droupout cinematic universe is dropping it like it's hot since 2013.
a beardsley story is something to be cherished
The creale mustard jar being bigger than their head kills me
Also Beardsleys religious mother bred dachshunds just because she could make money from it. I love that lore and implore people to listen to the rotating heroes podcast where they talk about that during character creation in arc 2!
the running out of gas story makes me SO ANXIOUS every time i hear it, oh my god. i ran out of fuel outside my house once and it was the most stressed i've ever been in my LIFE i can't imagine that shit happening to me on a highway.
also great comp!
I mean I get that but also if running out of gas in front of your house was the biggest stress of your LIFE... you've led a pretty chill life so far 😅
And it happened SEVERAL TIMES.
This is why I try to never let the gas tank get less than 25% full.
Ally could talk about how they killed someone and everyone else would just nod and say 'yeah okay cool.'
Beardsley stories give Dad lore vibes
the creole mustard story makes me laugh so hard every time i think about it let alone watch that segment
i could listen to ally tell me about all the weird shit they’ve done all day
The soup story is the first game changer clip i remember seeing, shout out to ally 🙏
Honestly I'm glad that there is some more weird life event representation out there it makes me feel seen
Woah! I love the soup story so much and I'd not looked it out recently- their voice has deepened SO MUCH! They sound so good!
Ally giving their Temecula allegories is really making me feel so seen
My Ally Beardsley story is that for some reason Ally's friend from the Netherlands follows me on instagram. I'm not American nor Dutch and neither of us know who followed the other first or how.
beardsley gives so much goblin energy. severe goblin energy. *overwhelming* goblin energy. i love them so much
dirty laundry always has crazy stories of course, but the episode with ally was special
7:48 Grant thinking "How is Ally alive"
I love adventuring party but i also miss the zoom adventuring party vibes
The tone they drop into at 6:35 is so funny
I feel like Ally would get along with most of the No Rolls Barred crew
I fucking love "sorry ally say that again?" "nothing 😶"
I cant thank you enough for this comp, im in tears
I'm convinced Beardsley is a fae at this point.
8 pounds of creole mustard?! Sounds like a very wise man.
I wanna be Ally Beardsley when I grow up.
We need to find out how Ally fell out of their timeline and into ours.
I want ally to have a small show, where they just tell out of pocket stories in their life
This would be a great make some noise prompt
Omg so true!!!
Ive been looking for the first clip forEVER! thank you so much
Half expected Chorizo Joe to show up in one of these stories
Ally is so wild. I love them.
when ally was talking about their highschool i was shocked because they give off huge homeschooled energy
I adore Ally's story telling they are just like me fr
I hope ally’s dad uses the mustard for like grilling meat 😂😭😭😭
I keep forgetting that Ally is in their mid-30s
It is now so weird to hear Ally's pre-T voice
They will never see this. But I too auditioned in front of the oscar meyer winner mobile twice in front of grocery stores ally. You are not alone I didn't mind in front of a homeland . The best of thing is the first time I went. I didn't even get all the way through the song. And someone did a little wave with the back of their hand and said, " that's good thanks for your time kid". And I was in mind for a good second. They didn't make anyone else stop early . 😢 . That really hit my confidence as a kid because I was in the choir . So I went back like three days later And they made me come back like two hours later with a few other kids and sit again..... And then they gave me a whistle and that was all. Is in all of our kids defences that song Isn't like dynamic or anything you can't really bring anything special to the song. I guess there were only 3 notes on the trebbleclef when they came up with it originally I don't know
I feel so seen by this. This is just what the LA exurbs is like. Im not kidding
I did that thing Ally did at the beginning. But we lost and didn’t get to see the Wiener mobile
dying laughing at the brown hairspray story
I did an honest spit take when they said their bully threw a chicken at them.
I hope my controller is gonna be ok.
0:20 ESCONDIDO MENTIONED 📣📣📣‼📣‼📣💯💯💯‼💯💯📣💯‼
Yussss! Lived there for 19 years and I was stunned that Ally mentioned Escondido CA! (Parts of Downtown Temecula are also pretty cool too, I recall.)
@@westonscrivneremphasis on parts lol
I need them
unlike ally i have moved with frozen soup
what a fucking legend
Ooohhh the slot. never been there but my family used to go out to the desert nearby and it was a lot of the same stuff. truck atvs dirt bikes drunk dudes doing stupid shit. its beautiful.
“Ally… what does that mean? 😥”
Ally Beardsley is the Main Character
😂 love this. where is that clip of ally talking about their home town having a cow from?
I honestly thought the 8 pounds was an exaggeration - assumed it was like 2 pounds. But I paused the video and holy shit. 8 pounds.
the first clip is a fucking trip, is that a cali thing or did I miss something growing up
what is that spray paint story from omg 😭 I love ally's stories so much
The zataran’s makes me lose it
The bleeped bully's name looked like "Ainsley"
literally my childhood bullies name
I never know if they’re like lying or just has a weird life